All language subtitles for 9-1-1_ Lone Star 1x02 - Yee-Haw (English)

? I whip my hair back and forth ?

? Just whip it, I whip my hair ?

Hey, what's up, Cap?

'Sup, baby?

Little spring in your step there, Cap.

You get laid or something?

Eh, I'm just feeling

a little more at home in Austin.

Found an organic food market.

I found a vitamin shop that sells

my fish oil supplements I like,

a CorePower Yoga studio
within walking distance.

I mean, the place is like New York

with just a lot less
trash on the street.

Here you go, Cap.

Mm.

Mmm.

Hey, you cut yourself, Cap?

Oh, that's the other thing.

I found a dermatologist
that follows the same

hair protocols as my
guy in New York City.

You have hair protocols?

I'm putting in for a transfer.

Hey, go ahead and laugh,
but I'm convinced

it's the only reason I
haven't lost my hair.

Well...

Hey, I'm not trying to hate on anyone

for taking advantage of
science to level up.

So every six weeks, I
get my scalp injected

with a drug called finasteride.

It promotes hair growth.

I think it's that combination

of treatment and trauma

that really makes your hair grow.

I also use finasteride
drops twice a day

and then once at night orally.

Also, it's been great
for my prostate health.

I think you'd look good bald.

I like that shaved head look.

Bruce Willis, The Rock...
It's super masculine.

Look, all I'm saying:
at a certain point,

a guy needs to have a signature look,

something to define him.

I'm the guy with the hair.

I mean, every time I get
one of those caricatures

from a guy on the street,
my hair is, like, enormous.

Every time?

How often do you sit for one of those?

I think you have an irrational fear

of losing your hair, Cap.

Who says it's irrational?

It's Morelli's, so you know
they are gonna work us

around the clock on this presentation.

Yep, but at least it's Morelli's.

Did you get those portfolios from Ivan?

I just need a John Hancock here.

He's supposed to email them.

Or a Jane Hancock, as it were.

You have got to stay on him.

Yeah.

- Excuse me?
- Yep?

- I have the card on file.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just need a signature.

Sure, man.

I need those by this afternoon.

- I'm on it.
- Thank you.

I say we start out strong.

Tell the investors
that this is a chance

to be a part of something
that could change the world,

literally save lives.

And make them a crap ton of
money while they're at it.

That's good. Write that down.

Mm-hmm.

And after their, uh, expected ROI,

I thought we could move on to, uh...

to, uh... to, um...

Liza, you okay?

Uh, yeah, just, uh, nerves.

I'm so... itchy.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Hey, hey, stop that.

I think that, uh...

- What's wrong with her?
- I'm sorry, I, uh...

I'm on the edge of my seat here.

Uh, right, right, we
were going to move...

Transition to portfolio projections

and first-quarter profits,
which we hope will double.

Liza!

- What are you doing?
- Liza, stop! Liza!

Oh, no!

- Stop it! No!
- Liza!

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Hey, this don't make no sense,

because that glass should
be tempered for hurricanes.

Oh, I've seen this back in the city.

When people are committed,
they'll find a way.

Judging by that forehead,
she was very committed.

Or should have been.

She's gone.

I-I could tell Liza was nervous

about the pitch tomorrow, but
one minute, she was fine.

The next, she was like
somebody from Bird Box.

- Bird Box?
- Netflix?

Sandra Bullock?

JT, to your knowledge, was
Liza on any substances?

No, she was two years sober.
She knew better than that.

Uh, Officer...

Stressed-out people sometimes
do irrational things.

- If you can think of...
- Officer!

Sir?

They're inside me!

- Make them stop!
- Sir, you're okay!

Just put your... sir,
put your weapon down!

Put the weapon down right now!

Make it stop!

Put the weapon down! Put the...

Get down! Get down!

Get down! Hands back.

McCoy, stop her! Stop her!

Ma'am, ma'am, away from the window!

- No, stop!
- Sir, sir!

Someone stop him! Grab him now!

Dispatch, we're a code
six at 383 Highway.

Send everyone... Stop! Stop! Stop!

Stop him!

Send everyone you got.

Mateo, Judd!

- Yep.
- On it.

Ah.

Oh!

We need to get up there right now.

No carbon monoxide. No sulfides.

If this was airborne, there'd
be 40 people down, not 9.

Looks like you could use
some help, Officer.

We got three jumpers, several
victims suffering seizures,

two people stabbed themselves.

All symptoms came without warning.

APD Special Response is on its way.

In the meantime, we rounded up
everybody who's still standing.

Keep your head still. Sir!

Sir... Okay.

What are they presenting?

BP's barely detectable.
Arrhythmias everywhere.

Lockjaw, muscle tremors.

I've never seen anything
like this, Cap.

We need to get these
people transported.

We're not going anywhere till we know

what we're dealing with.

Let's close this building down.

Help! Holly, she's turning!

Ma'am! Ma'am, no!

Can I get some help over here?

Ma'am!

Let me see.

Light aversions, convulsions,
paresthesia, mania.

I think this might be a
severe case of erethism.

Mad Hatter's disease.

19th-century hatmakers
really used to go insane

because they handled
small doses of mercury.

Handle a large dose, and...

People go straight Bird Box.

Sandra Bullock.

So why are some people
down and not others?

That's the million-dollar
question, isn't it?

Listen, you need to contact
North Austin Regional,

Mercy, and University
Medical and tell them

that they need to get
their trauma teams ready.

Right.

- You got her?
- Yeah.

- Let me get this arm.
- Okay.

If you are feeling sick, speak up!

No one leaves until Special Response

clears you to go.

Whose quinoa is this?

Why do I feel like he's doing a thing?

He's totally doing a thing.

Hey, the guy who landed
on the coffee cart,

he's gonna survive,

so thank God for overpriced pastries.

Is he doing a thing?

Uh-huh.

Whose juice is this?

I'm on a cleanse. Why?

Let me see your hands.

What'd you have for lunch?

Skipped it... big breakfast.

Wait for it.

I know who did this.

Mercury.

I'm looking for, uh, Ladder 126.

Somebody ordered delivery.

That'd be us, boss.

Heard you had the best cookies in town.

Yeah, that's right.

Other than the ones you
laced with mercury?

Put your hands up right now!

Put your hands up!

On your knees.

Why?

They never tip.

Years, treat me like I'm invisible,

like I'm a nonperson.

Well, they'll remember me now.

I won't sugarcoat it.

What we do here is controversial.

It's called adaptive therapy,
and rather than carpet-bomb

your cancer and your body,

we use immunotherapy and limited chemo

to slow its growth.

So you don't even try to cure it.

We contain it.

You learn to live with the enemy.

Mm, something like that.

We do it right, you will
die an old man with cancer

rather than from cancer many,
many, many years from now.

That's a little morbid,

but I like the "many, many" part.

UM, QUESTION: will
this cause hair loss?

It's one of the upsides
of a targeted approach:

less collateral damage.

You will keep your
gorgeous locks, Captain.

Oh, thank God.

And I just found this
amazing woman down here,

Dr. Akopian.

She is a hairline-sculpting
Michelangelo.

Yeah, you need to stop
seeing her immediately.

Why would I do something
insane like that?

Dr. Akopian specializes in finasteride,

and it would interfere
with our therapy.

I've been on this a decade.

What would happen if I
suddenly stopped taking it?

Well, it is possible that your scalp

could go into follicular shock,

and you could lose your hair.

But this is my signature look.

You gave me your word.

You told me I was not
going to lose my hair.

Better that than your life.

I want you to close your
eyes for a focus exercise.

You want me to focus on what, exactly?

The night of the incident,

when you lost your friends.

Doc, uh, with all due,

don't you think it might
be a little unreasonable

to ask him to just jump
straight into that?

Are either of you familiar
with the Zeigarnik effect?

Incomplete tasks trap the brain

into loops of repetitive thinking.

It's kind of like when you
hear a tune on the radio

but you have to get out of
the car before it's over.

You hum it all day.
The Zeigarnik effect.

So what does me having
a Kenny Chesney song

stuck in my head have
to do with anything?

People suffering from PTSD

tend to avoid the bad memories
that caused the condition.

The brain gets stuck in the trauma,

so it keeps bringing those
terrible experiences

back to the surface to be processed.

But what if I ain't, uh,
ready to process yet?

Baby, I'll be right here.

Okay? Look at me.

You got this.

Okay.

Let's do it.

Counting breaths is a
powerful tool for healing.

I want you to close your eyes

and count each breath up to five.

One, two, three, four, five.

Judd.

Count each breath, and as you do,

try to remember that night...
as it happened.

One.

Garrity, hit it with
everything you got.

Two.

Hey, y'all be ready to hold on tight!

That's all I got for you, big boy.

- I'm done. I'm done.
- Hold on, Judd. Babe.

- I'm good.
- Judd.

It's a process.

Okay.

- Thank you for coming so fast.
- Where is he?

Uh, I would've called 9-1-1,
but, um, he said it was like

breathing through a straw,

and now he can't talk.

Hey, Tomas, I'm Michelle.
Remember me from the other day?

The crazy lady.

Yeah. Yeah.

Let's get you up.

Okay, I need you to
take two puffs of this

and breathe real deep, okay?

Okay.

Okay, let's get you down.

Listen to me.

I need you to hold your
son completely still

no matter how uncomfortable he gets.

Do you understand?

I'm gonna intubate him.

Please save him.

I'll get your head.

Okay.

Okay.

Here we go, kiddo.

Okay.

You're doing so good, buddy.

Come on.

Gracias a Dios.

Gracias.

This is for you.

- Thank you.
- Don't lose it.

Okay.

You can get him some
over-the-counter allergy meds

to help with the congestion,

and the albuterol is for the attacks.

It should last a few months.

Uh, if you need more, you can call me.

Thank you.

How much do I owe you?

Don't worry about it.

Um, wait.

Um, we were all very
sorry about your sister.

Thank you.

Gustavo, is there something
that you wanna tell me?

Your sister and that man Mr. Dustin,

they were yelling, and
then your sister left.

Her car was still here.

Someone else picked her up.

What?

In a blue pickup truck.

I should have said something before.

I'm... I'm sorry.

Don't be sorry.

It's the most anyone's
said to me in three years.

I mean, the guy told me
that he saw my sister

leave that night in a
blue pickup truck.

I mean, Carlos, this
changes everything.

Wow, that's huge.

So... was it a man or a woman
driving, one or two people?

I don't know.

I mean, he just said
a blue pickup truck.

And he could tell that for sure

in the dark from across the street?

I can't believe you. We
finally have a lead.

Someone saw Iris alive
leaving Dustin's house.

Why are you being a dick about it?

I just don't want you to
get your hopes too high.

Literally a quarter of the vehicles

on the road in Texas are pickup trucks.

Honestly, you'd probably be as well off

going to a curandera as a cop.

A witch? That's your advice for me?

My T�a Lucy sees one.

The curandera told her to
buy homeowner's insurance.

The next week, Lucy's
water heater broke,

flooded the whole house.

- Really?
- True story.

That's ridiculous.

Yeah, it really is.

What do you want?

You want one of Cap's half-caf caps,

a little almond milk?

I have some oat milk in here somewhere,

but it doesn't foam as well.

I want a coffee with some creamer.

Oh, I don't think it can do that.

All right.

Oh, Judd, listen.

I hate to ask, but I'm
gonna need to see

some documentation that
you've been going to therapy.

What, the pissed-off look on
my face isn't enough proof?

Nah, the doctor signed some stuff,

and I'll get it to you.

Good, I appreciate that.

So what about you?

You, uh, find somebody
right away for your hair?

Or what about that, uh...

What about the other
thing you told me about?

I saw someone.

It's bad?

Well, the treatment that
they're recommending

would require some lifestyle changes.

What, like not working?

'Cause I had an aunt who had,
uh, chemo, and, you know,

I'll be honest with you, it was rough,

but now she's back teaching.

She's riding on the weekends.

It's like it never happened.

It's more than that.

It's a hair thing.

It's a hair thing.

Yeah, they don't want
me taking my pills

or doing my drops 'cause they say

it might interfere with the
protocol they're recommending.

What does TK say?

I mean, I bet he'd rather have
a bald dad than a dead dad.

Haven't told him yet. He
doesn't know I'm sick.

And you say I need to see a therapist.

He's had a lot on his plate.

I don't wanna tell him till he's ready.

Till he's ready, till you're ready?

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Okay, take a breath for me, ma'am.

Can you tell me where the fire is?

4663 Tucker Street.

Y'all need to send somebody out here.

Yes, ma'am, they're already on the way.

Oh, bless your hearts for
getting here so quick.

I'm Ellen. Oh, bless your hearts.

And, uh...

Okay, then.

Oh, well, the good Lord
sure took his sweet time

with you, didn't he?

- You called in a fire, ma'am?
- It's right over here.

Oh, you know, these people

do not respect our country's laws.

I guess we can't expect 'em
to respect our city's either.

It's right back here.

"These people"?

There, see? I told you.

They're putting the whole
darn community at risk.

What is that, septic?

Hell, septic never smelled so good.

That's barbacoa.

What the hell's barbacoa?

It's a steak that you cook underground.

- Oof.
- Ooh!

You cook meat in the dirt here?

- That's a thing?
- Yeah.

That's a thing, Mr. Open-minded.

Aw, hell no, Ellen.

Who'd you call this
time, you crazy lady?

Ooh, you better call the police.

That man is unstable.

I'm unstable? You're unstable.

Whoa, whoa, I think we have
a misunderstanding here.

No, I don't misunderstand anything.

She may look like a sweet old lady,

but she's an evil racist.

Who you calling old?

Really? That's the part that upset you?

I am not a racist. My
gardener is Spanish.

She called the cops on us last week

at my daughter's tenth birthday.

They were waving around a bat.

At a pi�ata, you twisted vieja.

Yes, I called the police,
and I'm gonna keep calling

till somebody does something.

You know what?

You don't have to call
the police anymore

'cause I'm making a citizen's arrest.

Oh, good.

Put your hands behind your back.

What? Me?

- TK, get the cuffs.
- We don't have any cuffs, Cap.

Oh, I'm sure we could,
uh, find some zip ties.

Oh, that'll work just fine.

- Probie?
- On it.

Wait, now, hold on. I'm
an American citizen.

Which is why you should know

that making a nuisance 9-1-1
call is against the law.

Paul, call APD. Tell 'em
we're on our way down.

Yep.

Boom.

- I-I...
- Ma'am?

- Uh-oh.
- My heart.

- Ma'am, are you all right?
- Dear Jesus.

Cap, we can't take her to jail
if she's having a heart attack.

I know. Marjan, take her BP.

On it, Cap.

Maybe give her some mouth-to-mouth.

No! Not her.

So maybe you're not
having a heart attack?

I am. I definitely am!

- Can't you do it?
- Not certified.

Oh. How about him?

Sure, ma'am, but just so you
know, I am a homosexual.

Oh.

No.

He can do it.

I told you I am not a racist!

You're not a homosexual, are you?

Oh, no, ma'am.

But I am trans, though.

Take me to jail.

Oh, my God, that was...

You're really good at that.

Yeah, you're... you're
not so bad yourself.

Wow, you're not even
gonna catch your breath?

I got a shift.

36 minutes to go 8 miles?

Jeez, I thought I left the
crazy traffic in Manhattan.

Hey, why don't we go for round two

and then I can drive you?

I can flip on the light-bar and siren.

You're sweet and... very
hot, but I kind of just like

to zone out and listen to
music before work, so...

Totally.

Text me.

Michelle.

You can't escape that easy.

Listen, full disclosure,

I don't really believe
in any of this stuff.

But at this point, I'm
willing to try anything,

no matter how irrational it is.

Drink... for a broken heart.

Light them, please.

You say you want to find your sister?

Yes.

But why?

Because I love her more than life.

'Cause I haven't had a
decent night of sleep

in three years.

Red is the candle for love,

but the flame on the
black is just as high.

Black symbolizes curses, anger.

Maybe your room's drafty.

The skinny lady will
give you what you want

but only if you're honest
about why you seek it.

Oh, is this the part where you
ask me for another 200 bucks?

This is the part where you
need to be truthful with me

about your feelings for your sister.

Who doesn't have complicated feelings

about their sister?

Iris was always the sunshine child.

I won district in track.

She won state.

I was certified as an EMT, and...

and she went to medical school.

But she thought she knew everything.

I told her that she should

dump her loser boyfriend
before he ruined her life.

It was the last time I spoke to her.

So yeah, you can tell the skinny lady

that I'm fueled by anger too.

How did you do that?

I did nothing.

But anger expressed is
often anger extinguished.

Now, what I'm about to tell
you may sound silly...

Irrational, as you say...

But if you wish to find Iris,

you will do exactly as I say.

Understand?

I understand.

Cap.

Damn, son, somebody get me my shades!

Nice chrome dome, buddy!

Oh, sweet God. Is that my future?

Hey, Lex, you looking for Superman?

He just left.

You gonna make the probie
shine that thing up too?

Hey, I'd be happy to, Cap.

I don't even think it
looks that terrible.

Wait a minute, you told
me I'd look good bald.

Well, you've certainly
gone out of your way

to prove me wrong.

Help! Please!

Help me, please!

Okay, hang on. We're coming.

Hurry!

I'll get you out of there.

Oh, thank God.

You're my knight in shining armor.

Grab my arm.

You know what? I'm good.

What?

I'll just stay here.

You'll die.

I'm okay with that.

You're being irrational.

Have you seen yourself?

Oh!

Dad, you okay?

Yeah. Go back to sleep.

Oof, God help me.

It's easy to be hard-boiled about it

in the daytime, but
night's another thing.

Hemingway fan.

Me too.

What's got you up tonight, Captain?

I think Paul's chicken
Vesuvius didn't agree with me.

It must be quite the indigestion

to have you calling
out to the Almighty.

Come on.

What's said between captains
stays between captains.

It's dumb.

It's embarrassingly, outrageously dumb.

How 'bout you let me
be the judge of that?

I had a night terror...
about losing my hair.

Mm, there it is. Come
on, let me have it.

Go on.

I have a medical issue.

It should be fine, but it prevents me

from... getting my hair treatments.

I told you I thought
you'd look good bald.

That's not what you said in the dream.

You know, I've never been
scared of anything on the job

as much as I am of this.

I mean, I hate the fact
that I'm so concerned

with my signature look.

And it's totally irrational, I know,

but I... can't help it.

It sounds pretty human to me.

You wanna have control
of something you can't.

I think we all want that.

In this case, it's time,

your mortality.

You don't wanna be an aging sex symbol.

If you ask me, it's pretty rational.

You think I'm an aging sex symbol?

Shut up.

It's more rational
than what I did today.

I went to see a curandera.

You're joking.

You have no idea what that is, do you?

Not the slightest bit.

It's sort of like a...

Well, a cross between a
witch and a therapist,

I guess.

I'm trying to find my sister.

Your sister?

She disappeared three years ago.

I'm sorry.

So you went and saw a psychic?

Basically, yeah.

She just gave me a spell
to help me find Iris.

Like a magic spell?

She told me to burn a $100
bill under Iris' picture

while I take a bath in sage, bergamot,

uh, lavender, and chamomile.

I don't even know what bergamot is.

It's a citrus.

So if nothing else, you're
gonna smell wonderful.

Look, maybe if you've been

looking for your sister this long,

changing it up is the most
rational thing you can do.

Maybe.

Still all sounds pretty insane to me.

Hey, you tell anybody
what I told you tonight,

you die.

Likewise.

Night, Captain.

I've got to get over myself.

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Methane's over 100,000 PPMs.

We are one spark away

from the biggest barbecue
in Texas history.

Let's move fast.

Get every apartment cleared out.

Excuse me, ma'am. Right here.

Come here. I'm gonna
take you over here.

Come on.

Let's go, folks. Game over.

- Yo, what?
- Gotta evacuate.

Hey, I said we gotta go.
We gotta evacuate.

- Let's go now. Now!
- All right, we're going.

- Bro, let's go. Come on.
- Okay, okay.

- Okay, we're going.
- To the left.

Come in.

Sorry, sir, you need to come with us.

Apartment's under evacuation.

Can you help me with my girls?

Oh, I'm actually allergic to cats.

Howard Dalton, you in there?

Austin FD. There's a gas
leak in your building.

Everybody needs to leave.

Nice try.

Sir, this is a mandatory evacuation.

- I told you to go away!
- Tough.

Sir, I need you to listen to me.

An air-conditioning unit so much as

clicks on in this place,
and we could all die.

The overlords sent you, didn't they?

To stop the resistance.

Okay, look, I'm not sure
what you're talking about,

but I really need you to...

- Don't play games with me!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I know what you're trying to do.

You wanna lure me outside, huh?

So the snipers can take me out!

I'm not with the overlords, sir.

Get out.

- Okay, getting out.
- Get out!

Getting out! Getting out!

The guy just refuses to leave, sir.

The guy's a total wack job, Cap.

We just can't leave him in there.

Did I mention the gun?

Dad, you're not gonna pull him out

of his paranoid, irrational fantasy.

So maybe we step inside with him.

Who is it?

We're with the resistance.

We need to get you out
of here right now.

Put this on. They have eyes everywhere.

The other way. Other way.

There you go. Keep your head down, sir.

Resistance, this is Alpha Team.
Are we clear for retrieval?

Uh, that's a big 10-4.

The overlords are looking
the other way, Cap.

No, no, I forgot my O-Locator.

We have to go back.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Well, I need it to
identify the overlords.

'Cause I... without it,
they could be anywhere,

taking the form of anything!

Shh, shh, shh, shh.

Detecting overlord vibrations.

They're coming from
inside the apartment.

Move! Move, move, move.

- We made it!
- Sure did.

The resistance will be forever grateful

for what you did today.

My Uncle Grant owns this place.

I spent my summers here just bowhunting

and branding cattle and
cleaning out the stables,

clearing brush.

Yeah, you didn't get a
lot of cuddles as a kid.

What do you say, Tico?

Hey, what's up, Judd?

You ever ride before, Cap?

Yeah, a little bit.

Now can you tell me why you brought me

all the way out here?

No, I cannot.

There goes the better
part of my morning.

Now let's mount up.

You're not gonna make me
chew "tobaccer" or anything,

are you?

No, sir.

- Whoo! Git! Whoo!
- Whoo!

Fun, ain't it, Cap?

Pretty damn great.

We'll pull up right here.

Whoa. Good boy.

Wow, something else.

Hey, you feel that?

Your heart rate starts going.
You got the wind in your face.

And there ain't room to
think about anything else

except for what you're
feeling right now.

Yeah.

My Uncle Cash likes to say
that the secret to life

isn't thinking less of yourself

but thinking of yourself less.

Uncle Cash sounds like he knows
what he's talking about.

He's a salty old drunk with cirrhosis,

but the point is,

you got to hold on to
what matters in life.

It don't matter if you lose your hair.

Yeah.

You gotta do what you
gotta do to stay alive,

and if it comes to it,

it's Texas.

Now we know you look
good in a cowboy hat.

You should keep it.

- Hey.
- Hi.

Ah, it's like that, huh?

You don't like it a little rough?

Oh, oh, just take a breath, tiger.

What? You're the one that
called me to come over.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

I-I did.

I know it looks like a lot of work.

Don't worry. It wasn't.

None for me, thanks.

Sorry, should've asked.

The food will be ready soon.

Now, the guy at the market told me

that this red snapper was fresh, so...

Damn, you don't like fish.

This feels like a...
like a whole thing.

A whole thing?

- You mean dinner?
- No.

It's just, I thought that we
were clear about everything.

I'm not looking for... for this.

Well... I'm sorry,

but I don't do this a lot.

Clearly.

I don't think it's a big ask
to have an actual conversation

before we hook up.

Well, it's a little late
for that, don't you think?

Look, I just got out of a relationship.

I'm not looking to jump into another...

It's a meal,

not a marriage proposal, TK.

What, did I just step
into something or...

Wait, are... are you... are
you serious right now?

Dude, you invited me over
here after midnight.

What do you want me to say?

Yeah...

after both our shifts.

Why are you being so crazy?

I...

I'm sorry for the misunderstanding.

You ready?

Hell no.

Okay.

Come on.

One.

Dispatch, this place is
going up like a tinderbox.

Two.

Harkes, we need more pressure.

Y'all hold on tight!

Three.

Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

Four.

Come in, 126. Do you copy?

126, fall back!

Four.

126, fall back!

Five.

Ah.

How do you feel?

Uh...

I feel like the tiniest
weight in the world

just got lifted off my chest.

But that's it, you know?

That's all.

Oh, man.

Judd Ryder, do you have any idea

how proud I am of you?

No.

This is so dumb.

Why do I get the feeling
you're somewhere

laughing at me, you jerk?

I miss you so much.

Oh, screw it.

Yee-haw!

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