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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,230 --> 00:00:28,940 These are our great-grandparents. 2 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:31,400 They had 57 things. 3 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:33,190 Then there was a world war... 4 00:00:33,860 --> 00:00:35,400 and inflation. 5 00:00:36,740 --> 00:00:39,950 No matter. They believed in God and a better life after death. 6 00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:44,240 These are our grandparents. 7 00:00:44,410 --> 00:00:45,910 They had 200 things. 8 00:00:46,540 --> 00:00:48,040 Then they had Hitler. 9 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:49,960 And then they had nothing. 10 00:00:52,710 --> 00:00:55,000 But no matter. They believed in the future, 11 00:00:55,250 --> 00:00:56,760 which promised prosperity. 12 00:00:58,260 --> 00:00:59,510 These are our parents. 13 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:01,680 They had 650 things. 14 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:03,390 Then they had the wall... 15 00:01:03,550 --> 00:01:05,140 and a Stasi file. 16 00:01:05,810 --> 00:01:09,890 But no matter, reunification came and they believed in freedom. 17 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:11,850 And this is us. 18 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:13,820 On average, we have 10,000 things. 19 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:15,780 10,000. 20 00:01:16,780 --> 00:01:18,570 We have prosperity. 21 00:01:18,820 --> 00:01:21,660 We have freedom. The future is here. 22 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:25,660 And now? 23 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:28,450 Paul. 24 00:01:28,700 --> 00:01:30,710 Paul, you have to get up. 25 00:01:31,210 --> 00:01:32,630 Hey, it's time. 26 00:01:32,790 --> 00:01:34,840 But we just went to bed. 27 00:01:37,340 --> 00:01:39,880 Oh Paul, you're such a morning grouch. 28 00:01:40,050 --> 00:01:42,260 - What time is it? - 9:30 AM. 29 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:56,860 - Weather? - Snowing and minus two Celsius. 30 00:01:57,020 --> 00:01:59,780 - Oh, and the forecast is miserable. - Never mind! 31 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:11,410 Hey Paul, guess what's being released online today? 32 00:02:11,580 --> 00:02:13,790 The Human Race Ultra Boost by Pharrell Williams? 33 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:16,460 Better hurry. Pre-sales start in five minutes. 34 00:02:16,710 --> 00:02:19,380 - What? Show me! - Find me. 35 00:02:19,630 --> 00:02:22,260 I'm here. Here! No, here! 36 00:02:22,510 --> 00:02:23,590 NANA! 37 00:02:25,300 --> 00:02:27,430 Paul! Don't be so rough. 38 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:03,090 Shit! 39 00:03:05,090 --> 00:03:06,510 - You're kidding. - What? 40 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:08,800 - What are you doing? - Working out. 41 00:03:09,970 --> 00:03:11,270 With an erection? 42 00:03:12,180 --> 00:03:13,770 Go! Hurry up. 43 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:16,270 - Where's the suit? - In the package! 44 00:03:16,690 --> 00:03:19,110 - Which one? - Under the one with the coffee machine. 45 00:03:20,270 --> 00:03:23,440 It's funny. I start with the news, then Trump tweeted something, 46 00:03:23,690 --> 00:03:25,410 and via cat video links I end up at YouPorn. 47 00:03:25,660 --> 00:03:27,160 Trump, cats, YouPorn. 48 00:03:27,410 --> 00:03:29,090 Merkel, polar bears, YouPorn. It's a curse! 49 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:32,080 - Got it. What shoes? - The Kanye West ones. 50 00:03:33,250 --> 00:03:35,080 The white ones. 51 00:03:36,830 --> 00:03:38,960 - When did you stop working yesterday? - 2:53 AM. 52 00:03:39,210 --> 00:03:40,800 Paul, enough. She's fine as she is. 53 00:03:41,050 --> 00:03:42,840 Today she made her first joke. 54 00:03:43,090 --> 00:03:45,130 Today, she's being sold and you'll take a break. 55 00:03:46,970 --> 00:03:48,140 Stop sleeping with your work. 56 00:03:48,390 --> 00:03:50,010 I don't sleep with my work. 57 00:03:51,180 --> 00:03:53,310 Shit! I'm getting a tumor! 58 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:55,810 Last one down loses! 59 00:04:01,900 --> 00:04:03,780 Are you mad? Not my hair! 60 00:04:03,940 --> 00:04:05,740 - I think you lost some again. - What? 61 00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:08,200 Every time! How can you fall for that every time? 62 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:10,370 Because it ain't funny. It's a serious problem! 63 00:04:11,700 --> 00:04:12,940 Time to get that oil pan fixed. 64 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:15,410 It looks like Deepwater Horizon behind us. 65 00:04:15,660 --> 00:04:17,580 - Are you happy, Toni? - What? 66 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:20,080 Happy. Are you happy? 67 00:04:20,250 --> 00:04:21,880 Where is this coming from? 68 00:04:22,130 --> 00:04:23,170 Well, I... 69 00:04:23,340 --> 00:04:26,800 I'd be happy if you stepped on it and your foot didn't burst through. 70 00:04:27,050 --> 00:04:29,470 Relax. So there'll be two or three others ahead of us. 71 00:04:31,220 --> 00:04:32,930 100 THINGS 72 00:04:33,100 --> 00:04:34,770 Number 126! 73 00:04:34,930 --> 00:04:36,560 Who knew they'd all get up early? 74 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:39,230 They all look like us. 75 00:04:40,150 --> 00:04:41,900 I thought we were something special. 76 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:45,689 What if they all have great ideas? 77 00:04:45,690 --> 00:04:47,240 - Oh God, Toni, let's go! - Paul! 78 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:53,490 Excuse me, what are you pitching? 79 00:04:54,660 --> 00:04:56,330 We are minimalists. 80 00:04:57,500 --> 00:05:00,210 - I see. - We live with exactly 100 things. 81 00:05:01,380 --> 00:05:03,500 Deodorant obviously isn't one of them. 82 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:09,630 And what is your idea? 83 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:12,510 We developed an app that helps shed what's unnecessary. 84 00:05:13,300 --> 00:05:14,310 - Why? - Who profits? 85 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:16,850 - Nobody. - We reject that logic. 86 00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:18,770 People have to be free again. 87 00:05:18,930 --> 00:05:21,850 Things need to have a value. We only have this one planet. 88 00:05:22,100 --> 00:05:24,150 Down with compulsive buying. 89 00:05:26,070 --> 00:05:27,860 Wow! That's... 90 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:30,780 "Wow" is all I've got. 91 00:05:33,410 --> 00:05:34,910 - We're safe. - Thank God. 92 00:05:37,330 --> 00:05:39,620 684! 93 00:05:46,420 --> 00:05:47,800 Uh... Hello. 94 00:05:48,050 --> 00:05:49,589 - I'm Anton Katz and this is Paul. - Right. 95 00:05:49,590 --> 00:05:52,300 Let's fast forward to the part where it gets interesting. 96 00:05:52,470 --> 00:05:56,010 We're in the 13th hour and my nanny wants to go home for the weekend. 97 00:05:56,930 --> 00:05:59,430 I am Antonietta K�rcher, Senior Talent Scout Europe. 98 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:04,270 These are Mr. Becht and Mr. Dr�ger, our client's lawyers' lawyers' lawyers. 99 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:05,690 And that's David Zuckerman. 100 00:06:08,190 --> 00:06:09,780 - Who? - Where? 101 00:06:15,070 --> 00:06:17,280 - Zuckerman. - He's watching? 102 00:06:17,540 --> 00:06:21,460 Yes, anyone who enters here could be the next Steve Jobs. 103 00:06:26,250 --> 00:06:27,290 That was irony. 104 00:06:27,550 --> 00:06:29,590 Nobody who enters here is the next Steve Jobs. 105 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:32,720 So, what have you got for us? 106 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:35,640 Well, it's quite simple really. 107 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:40,020 I was wondering why the voice on my phone is the same for everyone. 108 00:06:40,890 --> 00:06:45,020 Regardless of whether I use it, or Toni, or my mother, or you. 109 00:06:45,190 --> 00:06:46,690 It's always the same dull voice. 110 00:06:46,860 --> 00:06:50,360 So I figured, what if our phone... 111 00:06:51,070 --> 00:06:52,070 had a personality? 112 00:06:52,610 --> 00:06:54,700 Completely tailored to our person. 113 00:06:54,860 --> 00:06:56,280 How would you do that? 114 00:06:56,530 --> 00:07:00,120 I programmed the software to recognize our emotion from our voice 115 00:07:00,290 --> 00:07:01,330 and adjust to it. 116 00:07:02,580 --> 00:07:04,420 Well, let's hear it. 117 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:07,330 - Now? - No. 118 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:10,340 Not now. Any time but now. Now is a terrible time. 119 00:07:12,630 --> 00:07:14,840 Of course now. When else? 120 00:07:23,730 --> 00:07:25,060 Hello, NANA. 121 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:31,610 NANA? 122 00:07:38,620 --> 00:07:39,870 Um... NANA! 123 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:41,540 What is it, Paul? 124 00:07:41,700 --> 00:07:43,660 Thank God. I thought you were gone. 125 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:45,330 But I mean, where would she go? 126 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:48,670 Paul, you're the funniest person I know! 127 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:51,130 You're also the only person I know. 128 00:07:51,380 --> 00:07:53,710 That's her second joke! 129 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:55,550 - Did you like it? - Fantastic! 130 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:57,340 I thought of it myself. 131 00:07:57,510 --> 00:07:59,260 - You're great! - You're great! 132 00:07:59,510 --> 00:08:02,520 - Stop it! - Paul, I love you! 133 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:06,810 Just pretending. I wouldn't fall for with my own invention. 134 00:08:06,980 --> 00:08:08,020 She just likes me. 135 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:12,650 Imagine if we combined that with your databases. 136 00:08:12,900 --> 00:08:15,070 - The possibilities are enormous. - No, no! 137 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:16,990 The possibilities are endless! 138 00:08:17,150 --> 00:08:20,820 With your computing power, we could give psychological counseling, 139 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:23,120 keep old people company, console children, 140 00:08:23,290 --> 00:08:25,250 nobody would have to work or be lonely. 141 00:08:25,410 --> 00:08:27,210 We could make people happy! 142 00:08:28,170 --> 00:08:29,790 Excuse me. 143 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:32,000 Humanity is being made happy for 13 hours now. 144 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:34,210 Happy, happy, happy... 145 00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:36,760 Your enthusiasm is giving me acid reflux. 146 00:08:37,010 --> 00:08:38,630 Thank you very much. 147 00:08:43,930 --> 00:08:46,930 You're probably wondering what's in it for you. 148 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:52,570 These... are Paul's walking routes in the past three months. 149 00:08:52,820 --> 00:08:55,190 And this is Paul, 150 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,700 broken down to his smallest character traits. 151 00:08:58,280 --> 00:08:59,780 While Paul was configuring NANA, 152 00:08:59,950 --> 00:09:02,320 we collected every intimate detail about him. 153 00:09:02,490 --> 00:09:04,240 We know his sense of humor, 154 00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:06,370 we know his fears and preferences, 155 00:09:06,540 --> 00:09:08,710 but most of all, we know his weaknesses. 156 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:10,000 Excuse me... What? 157 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:14,550 As a test, we presented Paul with some fitting offers, 158 00:09:14,710 --> 00:09:16,510 and he bought all of them. All of them. 159 00:09:17,010 --> 00:09:19,550 151 products. 160 00:09:20,130 --> 00:09:23,140 Sneakers he won't wear because he wants them to stay new, 161 00:09:23,300 --> 00:09:26,390 baseball caps he doesn't wear because he loses them, 162 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:28,230 condoms he doesn't need... 163 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:31,520 because he doesn't. 164 00:09:32,150 --> 00:09:33,150 What do you think 165 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:36,610 the industry would pay to know Paul that well? 166 00:09:38,860 --> 00:09:41,360 You see? I bet that's my nanny. 167 00:09:41,530 --> 00:09:44,490 My children are probably at a highway stop in Frankfurt/Oder. 168 00:09:44,740 --> 00:09:45,740 Excuse me, I... 169 00:09:45,910 --> 00:09:47,580 - Got a minute? - Not now. 170 00:09:48,580 --> 00:09:51,670 Are you kidding me? You used me as bait? 171 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:53,750 If I'd told you, it wouldn't have worked. 172 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,460 Now I look like an idiot who would buy anything he sees. 173 00:09:56,710 --> 00:10:00,380 - You did buy everything you saw. - I didn't... That's not... Really? 174 00:10:00,630 --> 00:10:01,840 Paul, you're a genius. 175 00:10:02,010 --> 00:10:04,850 But you have no self-control. You're a consumer whore. 176 00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:08,520 - That's why you were perfect! - I'm not a consumer... 177 00:10:12,020 --> 00:10:13,520 This never happened before. 178 00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:15,360 What? 179 00:10:16,150 --> 00:10:17,860 - He called. - Who? 180 00:10:19,030 --> 00:10:20,240 Him. 181 00:10:21,570 --> 00:10:22,860 Him? 182 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:24,739 He's offering four million euros. 183 00:10:24,740 --> 00:10:26,990 Don't ask me why, I can't explain it. 184 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,370 - But... - Yes! 185 00:10:28,620 --> 00:10:31,120 Next month he'll be at the Digital Midget Convention, 186 00:10:31,290 --> 00:10:32,710 and he'd like to meet you. 187 00:10:35,540 --> 00:10:37,170 Four million! 188 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:46,890 Hey Toni, can we talk about that job? 189 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:49,520 - What? - Job offer! 190 00:10:49,770 --> 00:10:51,560 - Now? - Yes, I've had it. 191 00:10:51,810 --> 00:10:54,350 I live in a cupboard under the stairs, like Harry Potter. 192 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:58,730 Every time my parents come, I have to rent a place on Airbnb. 193 00:10:59,570 --> 00:11:01,990 Hi, I heard you're the new Steve Jobs. 194 00:11:02,150 --> 00:11:04,200 - What? - Jobs. Steve. 195 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:05,910 Job? Did she say job? 196 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:08,450 - Betty, I think she... - Are you thick? That's my job. 197 00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:12,450 I've worked seven years for peanuts. I'm almost 30. I need a regular job. 198 00:11:12,710 --> 00:11:15,750 If you think you can butt in with your extensions and tramp stamp, 199 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:17,420 watch out, I'll break your legs. 200 00:11:19,380 --> 00:11:21,170 Find yourself a football player! 201 00:11:23,170 --> 00:11:24,720 What? 202 00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:28,390 Uh... Nothing. Ronnie, have you seen Paul anywhere? 203 00:11:28,550 --> 00:11:30,390 He's partying hard somewhere! 204 00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:43,780 Right. I... Uh... 205 00:11:43,940 --> 00:11:46,160 Paul and I were going to say something together. 206 00:11:46,410 --> 00:11:47,910 But I don't know where he is. 207 00:11:51,290 --> 00:11:55,370 Right, when Paul told me about his idea almost five years ago... 208 00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:58,080 - We'd never have thought... - Boring! 209 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:04,210 - Excuse me. - Hey, Paul! There he is. 210 00:12:04,470 --> 00:12:05,800 - Yes, here I am. - Okay. Come on. 211 00:12:06,050 --> 00:12:07,470 Sorry! 212 00:12:07,630 --> 00:12:10,390 I had to order some new sneakers. 213 00:12:11,180 --> 00:12:14,220 - Okay. Where was I? - No idea. Where were you? 214 00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:17,730 - When Paul told me about his idea... - Yep! 215 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:20,900 - ...neither of us knew... - I told him my idea. 216 00:12:21,060 --> 00:12:24,070 - We never expected that... - Never expected! 217 00:12:24,230 --> 00:12:27,450 - That we'd get offered... - Woo! An incredible offer! 218 00:12:27,610 --> 00:12:29,950 - Are you going to keep doing that? - Oops! No, no, no. 219 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:31,450 Sorry. Okay? 220 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:32,910 - Please. - Thank you. 221 00:12:34,790 --> 00:12:38,580 So, um... We only wanted to thank you for all your hard work. 222 00:12:38,830 --> 00:12:40,960 Toni got his first pubes at 17. 223 00:12:42,420 --> 00:12:43,840 The last one in the class. 224 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:48,380 He was very late for his age in general. 225 00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:51,090 He'd always put toilet paper in his undies. 226 00:12:52,930 --> 00:12:54,890 Okay, I see what's happening here. 227 00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:57,770 That's why he needs all that muscle and status symbols. 228 00:12:57,940 --> 00:13:00,350 Paul is upset that we know he's a consumer whore. 229 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:02,060 Really? Who's the consumer whore? 230 00:13:02,230 --> 00:13:03,590 - It bothers you, right? - You are. 231 00:13:03,820 --> 00:13:06,110 You don't have any self-control. 232 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:09,610 - My watch, my coffee machine... - He's constantly calling Amazon. 233 00:13:09,860 --> 00:13:12,320 My climbing and diving gear... I'm Toni, losing my hair! 234 00:13:12,570 --> 00:13:15,790 I can do without everything, because I don't identify with it. 235 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:18,410 Right. You can't survive a day without your stuff. 236 00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:20,120 - 100 days! - No way. 237 00:13:20,370 --> 00:13:21,460 Wanna bet? 238 00:13:21,630 --> 00:13:23,920 Paul! Paul! Paul! 239 00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:26,760 I'll get rid of everything I have. Can you do that too? 240 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:30,720 - Everything? Really? - Yes, every... 241 00:13:31,180 --> 00:13:34,180 Fine, every day you get one thing back. Oh, right... 242 00:13:34,430 --> 00:13:38,930 And whoever gives up leaves half his shares to the entire staff. 243 00:13:44,820 --> 00:13:46,230 Are you nuts? 244 00:13:47,230 --> 00:13:49,240 Oh! That's when he chickens out. 245 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,700 If it's about money, he gets a little scared. 246 00:13:51,950 --> 00:13:54,030 Because he's stingy. 247 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000 Toni! Toni! 248 00:14:01,370 --> 00:14:03,330 Paul! Paul! Paul! 249 00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:10,760 Great! Now we have ten people trying to catch us slipping up. 250 00:14:11,010 --> 00:14:13,760 Nonsense! They're all drunk. Tomorrow, they'll have forgotten. 251 00:14:30,190 --> 00:14:32,320 DAY 1 252 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:42,210 Toni! 253 00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:44,330 Shit! 254 00:14:44,580 --> 00:14:46,340 Mom, do you need help? 255 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:48,380 Fuck! 256 00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:54,010 How nice! 257 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:55,840 Hello. 258 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:00,020 Yes, that's a penis! 259 00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:01,560 The foreskin. 260 00:15:01,730 --> 00:15:03,730 Right. There's foreskin too. You have it too. 261 00:15:04,810 --> 00:15:06,860 It's great that he gets to see that. 262 00:15:07,020 --> 00:15:09,020 I mean, Elke and I can't help him. 263 00:15:09,780 --> 00:15:12,990 Look! It's like a python wearing a turtleneck. 264 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,820 I really need to go. Have a nice day. 265 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,290 Toni? 266 00:15:25,870 --> 00:15:27,670 Oh God... 267 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:38,850 Thank God you're alive. Everything's gone. 268 00:15:39,010 --> 00:15:40,850 Everything! My furniture, my things. 269 00:15:41,010 --> 00:15:42,810 Oh God, my phone! We have to call the... 270 00:15:43,060 --> 00:15:44,520 You look like a steak. 271 00:15:45,230 --> 00:15:47,600 - I slept on the heater. - Why? What... 272 00:15:47,770 --> 00:15:48,900 What happened? 273 00:15:49,150 --> 00:15:50,730 You just can't handle alcohol. 274 00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:52,610 I had a blackout. 275 00:15:52,780 --> 00:15:55,280 Probably something in my drink. 276 00:15:55,530 --> 00:15:56,989 Oh God, you read about that in the news. 277 00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,160 Knockout drops, robbed... 278 00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,450 What? 279 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:07,080 Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! 280 00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:10,670 - No. - Yup. 281 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:14,130 - No, no, no, no... - Yes, and it was your idea. 282 00:16:14,380 --> 00:16:16,550 But nobody would take that seriously. 283 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:18,970 Nobody took it seriously until you promised shares. 284 00:16:19,220 --> 00:16:21,180 I was drunk. That doesn't count! 285 00:16:21,350 --> 00:16:22,970 Of course it doesn't count. 286 00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:25,850 We'll both say it's off. It was a joke. 287 00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:27,439 - Both of us, together. - Both of us. 288 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:28,730 - We won't lose face. - Right. 289 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,520 - What can they do? - What can they do? 290 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,740 Good morning, lads! 291 00:16:35,990 --> 00:16:39,070 It sure took some work to get it all to fit. 292 00:16:40,530 --> 00:16:41,910 Hello. 293 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:45,450 The rent has been paid for exactly 100 days. We all chipped in. 294 00:16:45,620 --> 00:16:47,960 Me too, even with my intern wage. 295 00:16:48,210 --> 00:16:50,290 Here we wrote down the rules again. 296 00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:53,130 Every day at midnight you can take back one thing. 297 00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:55,130 Shoes and socks count as one. We're generous. 298 00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:57,090 There's food in the office. 299 00:16:57,340 --> 00:16:59,760 Your bank cards and money are in here. 300 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,680 Open this and you lose. 301 00:17:02,930 --> 00:17:04,510 These are your weekend rations. 302 00:17:04,770 --> 00:17:06,180 Betty brought it. 303 00:17:06,430 --> 00:17:08,519 Superfood with Goji berries and smoothies for the hangover. 304 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,560 - Thank you. - Uh... Ronnie. 305 00:17:10,810 --> 00:17:13,150 You don't have to be so meticulous about the rules. 306 00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:15,070 Do you know what this is? 307 00:17:16,860 --> 00:17:19,700 This is the bikini Carrie Fisher wore in Return of the Jedi. 308 00:17:19,860 --> 00:17:23,280 It's being auctioned off at Christies. Guess who's bidding? 309 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:26,160 Okay. 310 00:17:26,910 --> 00:17:28,250 Listen, Ronnie... 311 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,040 Toni has something to say. 312 00:17:33,630 --> 00:17:35,460 Paul's afraid he won't manage. 313 00:17:37,670 --> 00:17:40,050 - Yes! - That loser! 314 00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:41,800 He's right. 315 00:17:44,390 --> 00:17:45,810 You're starting with nothing. 316 00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:47,390 Right. No keys. 317 00:17:49,770 --> 00:17:51,650 You don't have glasses either. 318 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,230 Right, and... 319 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,520 This has to go too. 320 00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:00,490 - Betty! - Yes! 321 00:18:04,990 --> 00:18:07,540 You said we'd call it off together. 322 00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:11,160 Yes, and then I remembered that my shares are safe. 323 00:18:11,410 --> 00:18:13,170 I can't lose against you! 324 00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:27,600 No, I won't do it. Oh God! 325 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:28,810 I'm taking the car. 326 00:18:33,270 --> 00:18:34,900 Right. Then that's your first thing. 327 00:18:35,060 --> 00:18:36,400 What? 328 00:18:36,650 --> 00:18:37,940 Toni, bring me something! 329 00:18:38,110 --> 00:18:39,280 Shit! Toni! 330 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,260 - My things. - Those idiots. 331 00:19:06,510 --> 00:19:08,600 - Everything's still here. - Everything's mixed up. 332 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:10,640 Okay, let's be logical. 333 00:19:10,890 --> 00:19:12,640 Okay, let's be logical. 334 00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:14,560 Warm up, get dressed, dry off. 335 00:19:14,810 --> 00:19:16,310 Cover nudity, warm up, get dressed. 336 00:19:19,820 --> 00:19:21,070 My phone. 337 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,820 My suits. 338 00:19:25,450 --> 00:19:28,700 That's cashmere, you have to hang it up. 339 00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:58,150 NANA! NANA, can you hear me? 340 00:19:59,310 --> 00:20:01,820 You've got to be kidding. 341 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,660 I'll take the coat. I'm ready. 342 00:20:06,820 --> 00:20:08,320 And you? 343 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,370 That's your first thing? 344 00:20:14,870 --> 00:20:17,500 - Yes. - Are you going to roll home? 345 00:20:25,130 --> 00:20:26,220 Shit. 346 00:20:26,380 --> 00:20:27,930 That's good. 347 00:20:29,340 --> 00:20:30,470 Open your coat. 348 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:32,220 Why? 349 00:20:34,140 --> 00:20:35,890 - Show me. - No. 350 00:20:39,060 --> 00:20:40,980 - Dude! - It's both David Beckham. Counts as one. 351 00:20:41,190 --> 00:20:42,860 - Take it off! - What? 352 00:20:43,110 --> 00:20:45,360 The coat's too thin, the sweater too short. 353 00:20:45,610 --> 00:20:48,740 I don't happen to keep a survival kit from Patagonia in my garage. 354 00:20:48,910 --> 00:20:50,450 Trousers or sweater? 355 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,660 Trousers. Sweater! 356 00:20:52,910 --> 00:20:54,790 The sweater... Fuck, I can't do this! 357 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,540 Stop it! No! 358 00:21:08,170 --> 00:21:10,050 Hi, I don't mean to interrupt. 359 00:21:10,510 --> 00:21:11,890 May I? 360 00:21:21,860 --> 00:21:24,020 Oh, thank God. Thank you. 361 00:21:26,230 --> 00:21:28,490 You can hang up, I found it! 362 00:21:28,740 --> 00:21:30,910 Oh, I'd take the coat. 363 00:21:31,070 --> 00:21:32,700 The sweater's a little short. 364 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,620 Fuck! 365 00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:43,880 First one home gets to take a bath. 366 00:21:44,790 --> 00:21:46,550 What? No, it's my bathtub. 367 00:21:54,510 --> 00:21:57,310 Your shoulders are abnormal. You eat too much protein. 368 00:22:17,450 --> 00:22:18,950 Now what? 369 00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:29,420 DAY 2 370 00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:10,960 I can't take it anymore. 371 00:23:11,130 --> 00:23:12,590 It's as if someone pressed pause. 372 00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,090 The music in my life is gone. I only hear my thoughts. 373 00:23:15,260 --> 00:23:16,700 Ever notice how much shit you think? 374 00:23:16,850 --> 00:23:19,470 If I listen for five more minutes, I'll jump out the window. 375 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,430 Will this day never end? 376 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,560 - It's 8:45 AM. - Oh God! 377 00:23:25,150 --> 00:23:27,650 - What are you picking next? - I'm not telling. 378 00:23:29,020 --> 00:23:30,020 What does that say? 379 00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:33,320 - Hey, stop looking! - Where did you get chalk? 380 00:23:33,570 --> 00:23:35,070 You're cheating! I want chalk too. 381 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,700 - Go upstairs. - I'm bored. 382 00:23:36,870 --> 00:23:40,370 - Deal with it. - You can give up any time. 383 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,290 - Fuck you! - Excuse me? 384 00:23:43,540 --> 00:23:44,660 Mom! 385 00:23:44,910 --> 00:23:47,250 I tried to reach you, but your phone is off. 386 00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:49,040 I know! 387 00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:51,960 You're doing what? 388 00:23:52,210 --> 00:23:54,170 - 100 days. - 100 things. 389 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,340 Why? 390 00:23:56,890 --> 00:23:58,390 - Isn't it obvious? - Is it? 391 00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:00,560 - It is? - It's a political statement. 392 00:24:02,470 --> 00:24:04,930 It's a statement against consumerism. 393 00:24:07,770 --> 00:24:09,770 Yes, that's one way of putting it. 394 00:24:09,940 --> 00:24:13,360 My word, finally he gets it! 395 00:24:13,610 --> 00:24:16,200 And I thought you had no backbone. 396 00:24:16,450 --> 00:24:19,530 In '89, they hosed us off the Wall with a water cannon. 397 00:24:19,700 --> 00:24:22,370 Why? So we'd buy and buy and buy some more. 398 00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:24,250 How about being human? 399 00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:26,920 - Eh... Wolfgang? - Money isn't all that matters. 400 00:24:27,170 --> 00:24:30,250 How is it going with your thingy? Your app? 401 00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:32,460 You said someone was interested? 402 00:24:32,710 --> 00:24:34,260 Eh... Yes, Mom, but... 403 00:24:34,510 --> 00:24:37,630 What would you get for something like that? 5000? 404 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,800 - Not quite. - 4000? 405 00:24:41,050 --> 00:24:45,350 Renate, stop it already. I'm proud. The youth awakens. 406 00:24:45,980 --> 00:24:47,730 Men, I'm buying you something to eat. 407 00:24:48,690 --> 00:24:50,190 Give me some money. 408 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:52,110 There's a McDonald's on the corner. 409 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:55,320 You hell raisers! 410 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,280 In '89 he fought for free elections, 411 00:25:01,530 --> 00:25:03,660 and now he'll vote AfD or not at all. 412 00:25:04,580 --> 00:25:07,830 He just can't handle it that Marx turned out to be right in the end. 413 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,420 Speaking of Marx... 414 00:25:14,170 --> 00:25:15,670 How is your mother? 415 00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:22,350 She's flying around the world, giving lectures on the end of the West. 416 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,720 Some people always land on their feet. 417 00:25:25,350 --> 00:25:27,270 Usually on those of others, yes. 418 00:25:30,650 --> 00:25:31,900 You look tired. 419 00:25:32,810 --> 00:25:34,320 Are you eating enough? 420 00:25:36,150 --> 00:25:38,110 Your father and I are going to the Baltic Sea. 421 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,650 I cut out some coupons. 422 00:25:39,900 --> 00:25:42,450 I need a little romance and stuff. 423 00:25:42,620 --> 00:25:44,780 Or else I'll forget why we're married. Paul? 424 00:25:44,950 --> 00:25:46,910 Paul, you'll look after Grandma, 425 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:49,079 or she'll climb the chairs and clean the windows. 426 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,250 Oh, no. Mom! 427 00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:53,500 Anton, stop grinning. You're going too. 428 00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:57,010 And put something on. 429 00:25:57,260 --> 00:25:59,090 DAY 3 430 00:26:43,180 --> 00:26:44,800 - NANA! - Paul! 431 00:26:45,050 --> 00:26:46,890 - I missed you. - I missed you too! 432 00:26:49,310 --> 00:26:51,020 Stop joking and show me. 433 00:26:51,180 --> 00:26:54,020 How can I when you keep joking? 434 00:26:54,850 --> 00:26:55,860 NANA? 435 00:27:07,990 --> 00:27:09,950 DAY 7 436 00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:23,130 Uh... isn't that cheating? 437 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:28,220 I slept 0.02 hours. My back and neck hurt. 438 00:27:28,850 --> 00:27:32,480 I haven't crapped in three days, because you feed us cereal bars and bananas. 439 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,480 One word to Toni and I shove R2D2 up your ass. 440 00:27:35,650 --> 00:27:37,110 - I see. - Okay. 441 00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:39,110 - Great. - Paul? 442 00:27:39,270 --> 00:27:40,480 Coming! 443 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:43,610 Betty? 444 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:45,570 I want to change my bet. 445 00:27:45,820 --> 00:27:46,950 500 on Toni. 446 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,660 Then no one is betting on Paul. 447 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:50,560 Then who are we betting against? 448 00:27:50,990 --> 00:27:54,040 David Zuckerman asked me to say he looks forward to meeting you. 449 00:27:54,290 --> 00:27:57,330 And we took the liberty of sending you a little security guide. 450 00:27:57,580 --> 00:28:00,500 The man is worth more than the GDP of Austria. 451 00:28:00,670 --> 00:28:02,150 So there are some things to consider. 452 00:28:04,550 --> 00:28:06,260 That was a joke, about Austria. 453 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,300 He's worth three times that. 454 00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,930 The security regulations. Half of them. 455 00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:13,930 Then I ran out of paper. 456 00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:16,520 - Oh, Paul, you're mother called. - Fuck! 457 00:28:18,310 --> 00:28:20,020 Grandma? 458 00:28:20,980 --> 00:28:22,780 Grandma, look who I brought! 459 00:28:25,650 --> 00:28:27,160 Grandma? 460 00:28:29,910 --> 00:28:30,950 Grandma! 461 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:33,290 Out of protest? 462 00:28:33,540 --> 00:28:36,580 - Yes, Grandma. We got rid of our things. - But Paul's losing. 463 00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:39,130 Who is that? 464 00:28:40,540 --> 00:28:43,210 - It's me, Toni. - Anton Katz, Grandma. 465 00:28:43,460 --> 00:28:46,170 - He used to live with us. - I know that. 466 00:28:47,550 --> 00:28:49,590 - Who? - Toni! 467 00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:50,760 Toni. 468 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:52,850 Handsome Toni? 469 00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:54,470 That's right. 470 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,020 You dropped my incense smoker once. 471 00:28:57,190 --> 00:28:59,980 It came from the Erzgebirge. It's missing an arm now. 472 00:29:00,230 --> 00:29:03,360 - No, that was Paul. - Excuse me? Listen. 473 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,530 I got to light it and you pulled it away from me. 474 00:29:05,690 --> 00:29:09,030 It was the only thing you couldn't have. My grandma, my incense smoker. 475 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,660 See? You're so petty. 476 00:29:11,820 --> 00:29:13,370 Mom bought half the toy store for you. 477 00:29:13,530 --> 00:29:15,290 I had those shitty jeans, you got Lego. 478 00:29:15,450 --> 00:29:16,700 Don't you have wives? 479 00:29:18,250 --> 00:29:20,540 No Grandma, we don't have time. 480 00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:24,800 He hasn't been in love since Anna Kloske. 481 00:29:25,460 --> 00:29:26,880 What happened to her? 482 00:29:27,970 --> 00:29:29,680 She left me for someone else, Grandma. 483 00:29:30,300 --> 00:29:31,300 For whom? 484 00:29:35,220 --> 00:29:36,680 - Hey, please. - Really? 485 00:29:36,930 --> 00:29:39,440 My God, Paul, it was in 12th grade. Get over it! 486 00:29:39,690 --> 00:29:41,210 - I had some nice, long... - Yes, long. 487 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,440 - ...relationships. - "Nice" is debatable. 488 00:29:43,690 --> 00:29:46,730 Better than sleeping with someone else every night to feed your ego. 489 00:29:46,900 --> 00:29:48,650 - They were all so bitchy. - Bitchy? 490 00:29:48,900 --> 00:29:50,500 Better than your fuckdoll with fake tits. 491 00:29:50,740 --> 00:29:52,570 You can't get a woman with character. 492 00:29:52,820 --> 00:29:55,200 They can smell something's wrong from miles away. 493 00:29:58,370 --> 00:30:00,580 I'll go find the incense smoker. 494 00:30:00,750 --> 00:30:02,670 Time to smoke a peace pipe. 495 00:30:08,210 --> 00:30:09,670 Look, NANA. 496 00:30:10,470 --> 00:30:12,680 - This one or... - Yes, I like that one. 497 00:30:12,930 --> 00:30:15,850 - Or this one? - With those sneakers? 498 00:30:16,010 --> 00:30:17,930 Obviously Oscar de la Renta. 499 00:30:23,230 --> 00:30:24,310 Hello. 500 00:30:25,770 --> 00:30:27,020 Having some trouble smoking? 501 00:30:28,150 --> 00:30:30,400 It's from the security guard. Part of the outfit. 502 00:30:31,450 --> 00:30:32,950 Can you take a picture? 503 00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:34,950 Sure. 504 00:30:43,830 --> 00:30:45,330 - Okay. - Okay, wait. 505 00:30:45,590 --> 00:30:48,130 NANA, can you hear me? 506 00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:50,800 Sorry Paul, but this month's data limit has been reached. 507 00:30:51,050 --> 00:30:52,880 What? That's impossible. 508 00:30:53,050 --> 00:30:56,010 What are you two doing here anyway? Is it an art project? 509 00:30:56,180 --> 00:30:57,470 It's a bet. 510 00:30:58,890 --> 00:31:01,390 - A bet? - 100 days consumption-free. 511 00:31:02,060 --> 00:31:04,270 - Are you guys tree-huggers? - Not really. 512 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:05,860 - What for then? - Just like that. 513 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:07,480 That's stupid. 514 00:31:07,650 --> 00:31:09,860 You wear a bra over your dress and live in a garage. 515 00:31:10,110 --> 00:31:12,450 - It's fashion and I don't live here. - Do you want a date? 516 00:31:14,860 --> 00:31:16,990 I think you just lost me. 517 00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:18,160 - What? - What? 518 00:31:19,410 --> 00:31:21,620 Yes, a... date? 519 00:31:26,290 --> 00:31:27,500 A date? 520 00:31:28,210 --> 00:31:30,380 Fuck! I have nothing to wear! 521 00:31:31,710 --> 00:31:33,510 Don't cook some vegetarian shit, okay? 522 00:31:37,390 --> 00:31:38,680 What do you say now, huh? 523 00:31:39,430 --> 00:31:41,350 I can't get a woman with character? 524 00:31:42,930 --> 00:31:45,440 If you have a problem with your internet connection... 525 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,360 - ...please say "four". - Four. 526 00:31:47,610 --> 00:31:52,570 Due to the high number of callers, this call may be subject to delays. 527 00:31:52,820 --> 00:31:56,910 The remaining waiting time is 27 minutes... 528 00:31:57,700 --> 00:31:59,700 31 minutes. 529 00:31:59,870 --> 00:32:02,500 45 minutes. 530 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,370 Did you already consult the internet for help? 531 00:32:05,540 --> 00:32:07,500 Check www.vodaf... 532 00:32:07,670 --> 00:32:09,880 Meike Schmidt, what can I do for you? 533 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:14,260 Hello? 534 00:32:15,420 --> 00:32:17,220 - Hello? - Please! No, no, no... 535 00:32:17,470 --> 00:32:19,180 No, no, no! 536 00:32:22,430 --> 00:32:27,600 Your current waiting time is 1300 minutes. 537 00:32:27,770 --> 00:32:30,650 The next available representative has been reserved for you. 538 00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:36,400 Save me. 539 00:32:37,740 --> 00:32:40,780 - What's wrong with you? - I got stuck in the Twilight Zone. 540 00:32:41,030 --> 00:32:42,030 Oh, no... 541 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,830 I can't go online because I can't pay and I can't pay without going online. 542 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,500 - Oh God. - I've seen hell. 543 00:32:49,420 --> 00:32:51,880 This is how the world will end, in a hotline. 544 00:32:53,380 --> 00:32:54,900 Come in, I'll make you some tap water. 545 00:32:58,380 --> 00:33:02,050 Tell me something terrible from your life to lift my spirits. 546 00:33:03,350 --> 00:33:04,470 How's it going? 547 00:33:06,020 --> 00:33:08,310 - With what? - With the date. 548 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:09,520 What about it? 549 00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:12,900 Is it going terribly? 550 00:33:14,570 --> 00:33:15,570 No. Why? 551 00:33:16,570 --> 00:33:19,360 Well, because you have nothing to entertain her with, 552 00:33:19,530 --> 00:33:22,580 you turned skinny and unattractive without your protein, 553 00:33:22,830 --> 00:33:24,790 your hair is falling out without your pills. 554 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:26,160 What? 555 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:31,170 - Where? - In the back. It's barely noticeable. 556 00:33:31,420 --> 00:33:32,750 Shit! Take a picture. 557 00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,210 Come on. 558 00:33:34,460 --> 00:33:36,760 - Are your eyes dry? - What do you want from me? 559 00:33:37,010 --> 00:33:41,090 I spent four hours on the phone. Four hours of my life I'll never get back. 560 00:33:41,260 --> 00:33:43,850 - My phone is supposed to save me time. - Then put it away. 561 00:33:46,140 --> 00:33:48,140 - What? - Just put it away. 562 00:33:48,390 --> 00:33:50,900 - Are you crazy? - You see? 563 00:33:51,150 --> 00:33:53,270 You just can't be alone. 564 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:57,530 You always need something. Your possessions possess you. 565 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:00,400 Nonsense. 566 00:34:00,570 --> 00:34:04,330 Ever wondered why you bought all the things we offered you? 567 00:34:04,490 --> 00:34:06,740 - Nonsense! - Yeah! 568 00:34:09,910 --> 00:34:11,120 Shit, shit, shit! 569 00:34:15,170 --> 00:34:17,800 HAIR PILLS!!! 570 00:34:22,510 --> 00:34:26,560 NANA, how many things have I bought since we met? 571 00:34:26,720 --> 00:34:28,140 151. 572 00:34:30,770 --> 00:34:33,400 - How many did I already have? - 24. 573 00:34:36,070 --> 00:34:38,860 Hey, the Americans want the test version of our program. 574 00:34:39,030 --> 00:34:40,030 Send it to them. 575 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,280 - But... - Pardon me? 576 00:34:42,530 --> 00:34:44,160 This is a private conversation. 577 00:34:46,910 --> 00:34:48,580 But, NANA... 578 00:34:49,290 --> 00:34:51,620 why do I order things I don't need? 579 00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:54,500 Because buying makes you happy, Paul. 580 00:34:59,380 --> 00:35:00,880 What is happiness, NANA? 581 00:35:03,510 --> 00:35:06,050 - NANA? - I can Google "happiness" for you, Paul. 582 00:35:12,730 --> 00:35:13,730 Betty! 583 00:35:16,610 --> 00:35:21,070 Listen. What I'm about to say will be our little secret. 584 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:22,610 Nobody can find out about it. 585 00:35:22,860 --> 00:35:24,490 Oh God! 586 00:35:24,740 --> 00:35:26,200 What does God have to do with it? 587 00:35:26,370 --> 00:35:27,660 I knew this day would come. 588 00:35:28,450 --> 00:35:30,170 You're Christian Grey, I'm Anastasia Steele. 589 00:35:30,660 --> 00:35:31,790 What? 590 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:35,170 You're the handsome, screwed-up boss and I'm the shy intern 591 00:35:35,330 --> 00:35:38,290 who steals your heart after going through your torture chamber. 592 00:35:38,460 --> 00:35:39,540 What are you talking about? 593 00:35:40,590 --> 00:35:41,760 Fifty Shades of Grey. 594 00:35:42,550 --> 00:35:44,050 Never read it. 595 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:47,930 Never mind. 596 00:35:48,100 --> 00:35:50,180 I need your help. 597 00:35:50,430 --> 00:35:52,110 I have a date and I need to cook something. 598 00:35:52,470 --> 00:35:53,980 A date? 599 00:35:54,140 --> 00:35:55,690 I just don't know what. 600 00:35:55,940 --> 00:35:58,440 And I need someone to get the stuff from the supermarket. 601 00:35:59,020 --> 00:36:00,060 Wouldn't that be cheating? 602 00:36:00,270 --> 00:36:01,860 Well, I wouldn't buy anything. 603 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,650 The ingredients would just happen to be in the refrigerator. 604 00:36:05,910 --> 00:36:07,570 - Of course you would... - 2.5K net. 605 00:36:07,820 --> 00:36:10,620 14-month salary, 12 weeks holiday, paid. 606 00:36:11,870 --> 00:36:15,210 - Oh, these ungrateful... - Toni! Paul and I sent the Ame... 607 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,170 Isn't it time to change your contact lenses? 608 00:36:18,420 --> 00:36:21,250 They're weekly lenses, you can keep them in a little longer. 609 00:36:21,420 --> 00:36:22,590 Okay. 610 00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:25,590 It's none of my business, but I think it's time for new ones. 611 00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:27,890 - I can't buy any. - What about glasses? 612 00:36:28,140 --> 00:36:29,640 Glasses! 613 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:31,640 I smell like a cow's ass, 614 00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:35,270 my hair looks like shit and your butter is giving me pimples. 615 00:36:35,430 --> 00:36:37,850 - Maybe check a mirror. - And now glasses too? Sure! 616 00:36:38,020 --> 00:36:39,900 I'll look 15 again. I have a date! 617 00:36:43,980 --> 00:36:46,400 You just want me to look like... 618 00:36:47,860 --> 00:36:48,860 Oh God! 619 00:36:51,620 --> 00:36:52,740 Hello. 620 00:36:54,750 --> 00:36:56,710 I haven't had many dates lately, 621 00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:58,420 and I'm not an expert, 622 00:36:59,580 --> 00:37:02,460 but I'd rather not skip the stage where you still wear trousers. 623 00:37:05,630 --> 00:37:07,720 I had to swap it for the glasses. 624 00:37:07,970 --> 00:37:09,590 It's better this way, believe me. 625 00:37:13,010 --> 00:37:14,470 Come on in. 626 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:15,810 Okay. 627 00:37:33,870 --> 00:37:35,040 Do you like it? 628 00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:41,630 I don't have any pepper. 629 00:37:42,420 --> 00:37:44,670 Or salt either. I just can't cook. 630 00:37:46,630 --> 00:37:48,050 But I have wine. 631 00:37:48,630 --> 00:37:50,090 Yes, please. 632 00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:54,180 May I? 633 00:37:54,350 --> 00:37:55,640 Oh, right. 634 00:38:09,990 --> 00:38:11,490 There. 635 00:38:19,580 --> 00:38:21,080 Cheers. 636 00:38:29,550 --> 00:38:31,260 Okay, Lucy... 637 00:38:31,430 --> 00:38:35,550 Tell me, what do you do when you're not hanging out in garages? 638 00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:38,020 Please, let's skip the "what do you do" nonsense. 639 00:38:38,270 --> 00:38:39,480 I... 640 00:38:39,730 --> 00:38:41,270 I have no idea who you are. 641 00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,100 You have no idea who I am. 642 00:38:43,940 --> 00:38:45,230 We can be who we want to be. 643 00:38:46,900 --> 00:38:48,440 So, just make something up. 644 00:38:49,110 --> 00:38:51,200 - Anything? - Yes, be spontaneous. 645 00:38:52,820 --> 00:38:54,620 Spontaneous, don't think about it. 646 00:38:54,870 --> 00:38:56,990 Three, two, one. 647 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,660 I'm a millionaire. 648 00:38:59,330 --> 00:39:00,830 A millionaire? 649 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,500 From what? 650 00:39:03,580 --> 00:39:05,170 I sold an app. 651 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:09,380 An app... 652 00:39:10,590 --> 00:39:11,970 A millionaire? 653 00:39:12,130 --> 00:39:13,470 In an empty apartment? 654 00:39:14,180 --> 00:39:18,180 I can't trust anyone, they all want my money, so I'm playing poor. 655 00:39:19,430 --> 00:39:22,230 You're playing poor because you're looking for true love. 656 00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:25,150 - Like everyone. - Someone who loves me for myself. 657 00:39:26,060 --> 00:39:28,400 Or someone who loves you for your secrets. 658 00:39:30,230 --> 00:39:32,950 But who might that woman be? 659 00:39:35,030 --> 00:39:36,450 Good question. 660 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:40,330 On the street, the millionaire wouldn't even notice her. 661 00:39:40,870 --> 00:39:42,830 She is moderately attractive, 662 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:46,210 but she has an excellent taste in fashion. 663 00:39:47,790 --> 00:39:49,630 "Moderately attractive". 664 00:39:50,250 --> 00:39:51,880 The millionaire is testing her. 665 00:39:52,130 --> 00:39:54,260 He did everything to scare her off. 666 00:39:54,510 --> 00:39:55,760 He's not wearing pants. 667 00:39:56,010 --> 00:39:58,470 - He cooked terribly. - Without salt. 668 00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:01,180 - He makes it hard for her. - But... 669 00:40:01,970 --> 00:40:03,480 The woman won't be fooled. 670 00:40:06,850 --> 00:40:10,770 Well, I think you look great tonight. 671 00:40:10,940 --> 00:40:11,980 Far above average. 672 00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:19,560 Something's running out of your eye. 673 00:40:20,370 --> 00:40:22,620 Something yellow. Don't rub it. 674 00:40:22,790 --> 00:40:23,790 Oh God! 675 00:40:23,950 --> 00:40:26,710 I know they're a bit red, but it's just the lenses, I... 676 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:28,920 Oh God! 677 00:40:29,170 --> 00:40:32,170 - Oh God, oh God... - Hold this, please. 678 00:40:32,340 --> 00:40:33,710 What are you doing? 679 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:35,380 Chamomile tea. 680 00:40:35,970 --> 00:40:38,930 - Do you think it's a good idea? - It's all I found at the gas station. 681 00:40:40,550 --> 00:40:42,930 - It's boiling hot. - Not at all. 682 00:40:45,100 --> 00:40:48,230 That's not chamomile, it's peppermint. 683 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,110 - What? - Smell it. 684 00:40:56,110 --> 00:40:57,360 Sorry. 685 00:40:58,030 --> 00:40:59,660 Oops. 686 00:40:59,820 --> 00:41:02,620 I couldn't resist. Nurses are sexy. 687 00:41:03,950 --> 00:41:05,330 Really? 688 00:41:06,580 --> 00:41:08,040 May I open my eyes now? 689 00:41:08,670 --> 00:41:10,580 Definitely not. 690 00:41:12,590 --> 00:41:14,340 Stay still. 691 00:41:17,670 --> 00:41:19,220 I'm a little hot. 692 00:41:19,380 --> 00:41:21,060 I'm taking something off if you don't mind. 693 00:41:24,850 --> 00:41:27,180 I know this is a bit unprofessional, 694 00:41:28,390 --> 00:41:29,730 but... 695 00:41:29,980 --> 00:41:33,150 there's a reason I got kicked out of nurses' school. 696 00:41:34,190 --> 00:41:36,610 Careful. Hold still. 697 00:41:42,570 --> 00:41:44,330 Hello! I thought you might need dese... 698 00:41:44,490 --> 00:41:45,490 Hello. 699 00:41:46,250 --> 00:41:48,410 - Hello. - Where's Toni? 700 00:41:48,710 --> 00:41:50,370 - In the bathroom. - You're disturbing us! 701 00:41:50,540 --> 00:41:52,040 Why? What are you doing? 702 00:41:52,290 --> 00:41:54,210 Hold still or the teabags will slide down! 703 00:41:56,090 --> 00:41:58,220 - Teabags? - Come in. 704 00:42:00,090 --> 00:42:04,390 - I bought 151 things. 151! Why? - Because it's nice! 705 00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:07,020 - More, I think. - Because it makes you happy. 706 00:42:07,180 --> 00:42:08,600 Because it makes me happy. 707 00:42:08,770 --> 00:42:10,890 - Great dress, by the way. - Thank you. 708 00:42:11,060 --> 00:42:15,230 But when I buy things to make me happy, what does that say about me? 709 00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:19,110 That you're not happy. 710 00:42:20,950 --> 00:42:22,160 Exactly. 711 00:42:22,410 --> 00:42:24,070 Or else you'd just stop. 712 00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:26,450 Why else would I keep wanting more? 713 00:42:27,370 --> 00:42:29,830 That's not your decision to make. 714 00:42:30,830 --> 00:42:32,210 Your brain is from the Stone Age. 715 00:42:32,830 --> 00:42:34,460 It's always afraid to starve. 716 00:42:34,630 --> 00:42:36,340 That's how it's wired. Hoard and eat. 717 00:42:36,590 --> 00:42:38,230 I'm not a Neanderthal, I have a free will. 718 00:42:38,460 --> 00:42:40,220 Bullshit! There is no free will. 719 00:42:41,340 --> 00:42:43,180 - No? - Consider your phone. 720 00:42:43,890 --> 00:42:46,470 It is designed to appeal to your Stone Age brain. 721 00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:48,810 You have to become dependent. You can't fight back. 722 00:42:49,060 --> 00:42:51,270 So it's not about happiness at all? 723 00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:53,900 It's about the promise of happiness. 724 00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:57,610 People have to move. Always chasing that carrot. 725 00:42:57,770 --> 00:43:02,490 So that means nobody can be happy, or the business goes south. 726 00:43:02,740 --> 00:43:03,990 Exactly. 727 00:43:07,490 --> 00:43:09,080 What is... What are you doing? 728 00:43:09,330 --> 00:43:10,750 - What is she doing? - I don't... 729 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,370 I'm just going to the toilet. 730 00:43:17,630 --> 00:43:21,090 - Shit! You see? - I'm over here. 731 00:43:22,220 --> 00:43:23,470 Thank you for putting her off! 732 00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:25,640 I was so close to the finish line. 733 00:43:25,890 --> 00:43:28,680 And that wasn't easy. I mean, just look at me! 734 00:43:28,850 --> 00:43:31,520 Then you walk in with your Ecumenical Church Day. 735 00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:34,390 - You were talking the whole time. - This is about Anna Kloske. 736 00:43:34,650 --> 00:43:37,110 - What? - You are so vindictive. 737 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:40,400 "Alright, let's talk about happiness". 738 00:43:42,190 --> 00:43:43,740 I know what you're up to. 739 00:43:43,990 --> 00:43:47,620 I'm getting that chick tonight, you can bet your life on it! 740 00:43:47,870 --> 00:43:50,870 - I thought you might care about what... - Walk me to the door. 741 00:43:51,950 --> 00:43:53,120 Go. 742 00:43:53,290 --> 00:43:55,420 - Why? - Go to the door. 743 00:44:03,130 --> 00:44:04,590 Yeah, uh... 744 00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:06,340 Sorry, uh... 745 00:44:06,510 --> 00:44:07,930 Paul had to go to bed. 746 00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:09,890 He's gone. 747 00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:11,970 I heard. 748 00:44:24,900 --> 00:44:26,700 You want to get the chick. 749 00:44:27,660 --> 00:44:28,740 Excuse me? 750 00:44:29,950 --> 00:44:32,700 You were so close to the finish line. 751 00:44:34,710 --> 00:44:36,290 I think that was a misunderstanding. 752 00:44:36,540 --> 00:44:38,460 Yes, I think so too. 753 00:45:08,490 --> 00:45:10,410 Stop, stop, stop... 754 00:45:10,660 --> 00:45:12,240 Stop, stop, stop... 755 00:45:15,250 --> 00:45:16,710 Fuck. Sorry. 756 00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:38,560 Grandma? 757 00:45:39,020 --> 00:45:40,440 I'll make you some food. 758 00:45:41,100 --> 00:45:43,400 - Grandma! - Whoa, that's heavy. 759 00:45:43,650 --> 00:45:45,280 Grandma! 760 00:45:45,530 --> 00:45:47,740 Grandma, you can't do things like that. 761 00:45:47,900 --> 00:45:50,320 - Who else will do it? - What do you want with that? 762 00:45:50,570 --> 00:45:52,950 There were two boys here the other day. 763 00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:56,200 - Yes, that was us. - I know that. 764 00:45:56,370 --> 00:45:57,790 Me and Toni. 765 00:45:57,950 --> 00:45:59,460 Handsome Toni? 766 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,420 That's right. 767 00:46:02,250 --> 00:46:04,500 What does that have to do with the suitcase? 768 00:46:05,170 --> 00:46:07,130 I don't remember. 769 00:46:07,380 --> 00:46:09,300 I saved it when we fled. 770 00:46:09,550 --> 00:46:11,510 We weren't allowed to take more. 771 00:46:12,390 --> 00:46:14,390 - May I? - Go ahead. 772 00:46:19,270 --> 00:46:20,440 Wait, so... 773 00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:23,020 All your possessions fit in there? 774 00:46:24,270 --> 00:46:26,230 There were six of us in one room. 775 00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:29,490 At the refugee camp. Nobody wanted us. 776 00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:32,450 Kind of like today. 777 00:46:32,610 --> 00:46:34,120 Yes. 778 00:46:34,830 --> 00:46:35,910 People forget. 779 00:46:38,250 --> 00:46:39,830 Is that Grandpa? 780 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,620 Show me. 781 00:46:44,500 --> 00:46:45,840 Does he look like Grandpa? 782 00:46:46,750 --> 00:46:47,880 Then who is he? 783 00:46:52,010 --> 00:46:54,720 I made the dress out of our nice tablecloths. 784 00:46:55,890 --> 00:46:57,390 We didn't need them anymore. 785 00:46:59,470 --> 00:47:01,640 - Look at you smiling. - That's impossible. 786 00:47:01,810 --> 00:47:03,560 You are. Look. 787 00:47:03,730 --> 00:47:05,400 You look super happy. 788 00:47:06,150 --> 00:47:07,860 Well... 789 00:47:08,020 --> 00:47:10,360 We were young. We survived. 790 00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:13,110 That was already a lot. 791 00:47:19,290 --> 00:47:21,000 What is it, Paul? 792 00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,160 Nothing, Grandma. It's just the smoke. 793 00:47:25,170 --> 00:47:27,920 Come here. Hey, come here. 794 00:47:28,710 --> 00:47:30,510 Like in the old days. 795 00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:33,170 Grandma, I'm almost 37. 796 00:47:37,470 --> 00:47:39,350 Everything was easy for you, Grandma. 797 00:47:40,220 --> 00:47:41,730 You had nothing. 798 00:47:42,310 --> 00:47:43,770 But you were still happy. 799 00:47:44,850 --> 00:47:46,270 We have everything. 800 00:47:48,060 --> 00:47:50,780 We can eat when we want to, what we want to... 801 00:47:51,820 --> 00:47:54,360 Nobody shoots at us, nobody locks us up. 802 00:47:55,700 --> 00:47:57,820 We have no reason to be unhappy. 803 00:47:58,990 --> 00:48:00,240 You had the war. 804 00:48:01,330 --> 00:48:02,330 Poor boy. 805 00:48:03,580 --> 00:48:05,580 Why aren't we ever happy for long? 806 00:48:08,540 --> 00:48:10,630 Happiness is like water, Paul. 807 00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:15,180 If you try to hold on to it, you'll go through life with clenched fists. 808 00:48:21,060 --> 00:48:22,430 Nurse! 809 00:48:24,020 --> 00:48:25,060 I need your help. 810 00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:28,560 I can't get these stupid drops in. 811 00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:33,110 Hey, don't look. 812 00:48:36,570 --> 00:48:39,320 Hold still, or the drops won't stay in. 813 00:48:39,570 --> 00:48:41,490 Yes, it's okay... 814 00:48:43,950 --> 00:48:45,540 What are you doing here anyway? 815 00:48:46,620 --> 00:48:48,250 It's long before midnight. 816 00:48:48,420 --> 00:48:49,630 I wanted to see you arrive. 817 00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:52,460 I'm not dressed yet. 818 00:48:52,710 --> 00:48:54,210 I'll help you. 819 00:49:18,570 --> 00:49:19,780 Wow. 820 00:49:19,950 --> 00:49:21,530 Why do you have all this? 821 00:49:22,410 --> 00:49:23,830 This isn't all of it. 822 00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:40,680 Yes... 823 00:49:46,220 --> 00:49:47,230 Wait... 824 00:50:56,500 --> 00:50:58,170 I'd like to see you more often. 825 00:51:00,420 --> 00:51:01,420 Yes. 826 00:51:04,390 --> 00:51:05,550 On one condition. 827 00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:07,970 What? 828 00:51:08,220 --> 00:51:10,810 What's in here, stays in here. 829 00:51:13,100 --> 00:51:14,100 Okay. 830 00:51:14,350 --> 00:51:16,190 You won't come after me. 831 00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:18,940 Okay. 832 00:52:25,050 --> 00:52:26,380 - Nervous? - Nah. 833 00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:30,680 - In ten minutes? - Yo! 834 00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:32,930 But you're not wearing that? 835 00:52:33,180 --> 00:52:35,060 Did you pick up your suit? 836 00:52:35,690 --> 00:52:36,810 Suit or tea. 837 00:52:37,980 --> 00:52:39,020 Oh God, they're coming! 838 00:52:44,070 --> 00:52:45,400 What are they doing? 839 00:52:45,650 --> 00:52:47,950 - Isn't it time you got glasses? - You'd like that. 840 00:52:49,070 --> 00:52:51,830 Stop staring out the window and go do something cool. 841 00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:53,240 Like what, drink coffee? 842 00:52:53,490 --> 00:52:54,750 Go! 843 00:52:56,660 --> 00:52:59,790 - What are they doing? - Nothing, what... 844 00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:05,840 Of course he drives electric. 845 00:53:09,300 --> 00:53:10,970 You read the protocol? 846 00:53:11,220 --> 00:53:13,100 - I gave up at page 200. - His eyes were sore. 847 00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:16,940 Hilarious. Mr. Dr�ger, please write that down. 848 00:53:17,190 --> 00:53:19,690 If you misbehave, I will lose my job. 849 00:53:19,850 --> 00:53:21,050 And then I can't pay my nanny, 850 00:53:21,270 --> 00:53:23,110 and my nanny can't pay her nanny either, 851 00:53:23,270 --> 00:53:25,530 triggering a devastating economic chain reaction 852 00:53:25,690 --> 00:53:27,820 leading to the election of a right-wing chancellor. 853 00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:29,950 Did you hear me? 854 00:53:30,110 --> 00:53:32,740 Please, Mr. Becht, the executive summary. 855 00:53:32,910 --> 00:53:34,660 Only speak when you are addressed. 856 00:53:34,830 --> 00:53:37,040 You will show friendly, un-German behavior. 857 00:53:37,290 --> 00:53:39,920 When a joke is made, you will laugh appropriately, 858 00:53:40,170 --> 00:53:42,090 but refrain from making jokes yourself. 859 00:54:51,900 --> 00:54:53,780 Should someone tell him it's speaking Finnish? 860 00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:06,290 Now... May I? 861 00:55:07,170 --> 00:55:08,170 Yes, of course. 862 00:55:23,770 --> 00:55:25,100 - Are you mad? - Just wait. 863 00:55:41,250 --> 00:55:42,460 What? 864 00:55:52,380 --> 00:55:53,380 What? 865 00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:10,150 What? Sorry. 866 00:56:29,460 --> 00:56:32,960 - Are you out of your mind? - 14 million! 867 00:56:33,130 --> 00:56:35,510 Did someone open your skull and take a dump in it? 868 00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,050 - 14 million! - Can you even hear me? 869 00:56:38,300 --> 00:56:40,510 Can you hear what I'm saying? 870 00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:44,350 14 million euros, Paul. Your turn. 871 00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:46,270 You just do what you want, huh? 872 00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:49,020 Making big deals behind my back. Why didn't you tell me? 873 00:56:49,270 --> 00:56:50,860 - Because there is no deal. - What? 874 00:56:51,020 --> 00:56:52,480 I was just bluffing. 875 00:56:52,650 --> 00:56:53,730 What? 876 00:56:53,990 --> 00:56:55,860 Come on, he knows. He's not stupid. 877 00:56:56,030 --> 00:56:58,280 But he still can't say no. 878 00:56:58,530 --> 00:57:00,320 - Why? - Because he wants the data. 879 00:57:00,580 --> 00:57:03,120 He doesn't care that our app is cute and makes people laugh. 880 00:57:03,370 --> 00:57:05,160 His currency is data. 881 00:57:05,410 --> 00:57:07,960 It's my app! I invented it! 882 00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:11,250 And thanks to me it's now worth 14 million euros! 883 00:57:11,420 --> 00:57:15,090 But it wasn't about the money. We wanted to do something good for people. 884 00:57:15,340 --> 00:57:17,300 Paul, please stop whining. 885 00:57:17,470 --> 00:57:20,390 People don't even know what's good for them. 886 00:57:20,550 --> 00:57:22,510 They want one thing and do another. 887 00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:26,480 Happiness doesn't exist. All we need to win are instincts and discipline. 888 00:57:26,730 --> 00:57:28,600 To hell with a system that's all about winning. 889 00:57:28,850 --> 00:57:31,060 - That's why you always lose. - I don't lose. 890 00:57:31,310 --> 00:57:34,150 You do. Wait, who bet on Paul? 891 00:57:35,230 --> 00:57:36,280 Nobody? 892 00:57:36,530 --> 00:57:37,780 Why would that be? 893 00:57:37,950 --> 00:57:40,820 Okay guys, isn't it time to celebrate? 894 00:57:41,070 --> 00:57:43,830 Finally! You should really thank me. 895 00:57:44,450 --> 00:57:46,540 Come on, let's drink the champagne now. 896 00:57:46,790 --> 00:57:48,750 I just made this dump a fortune. 897 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:50,960 I don't want to waste my time measuring dicks. 898 00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:56,130 Yeah, because we all know who'd lose then. 899 00:57:58,550 --> 00:57:59,550 Pardon? 900 00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:02,600 But maybe that's why you have to inflate your ego like that. 901 00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:07,180 - I'm not sinking to that level. - Better not to. 902 00:58:08,140 --> 00:58:11,770 - It's not a matter of size. - It's relative. In Asia you'd be king. 903 00:58:12,020 --> 00:58:14,070 - Yours is half foreskin. - At least I have one. 904 00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:17,280 - That's anti-Semitic. - Now you're Jewish again? 905 00:58:17,530 --> 00:58:18,820 My cock is fine! 906 00:58:19,610 --> 00:58:20,610 Says who? 907 00:58:20,860 --> 00:58:22,540 Several sources independently confirmed it. 908 00:58:22,660 --> 00:58:25,700 - Oh really? Who? - Anna Kloske, for example. 909 00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:49,180 - I'm betting everything. - What? 910 00:58:49,430 --> 00:58:52,440 We have 20 days left. I'm betting all my shares on you losing. 911 00:58:52,690 --> 00:58:53,770 What? 912 00:58:54,020 --> 00:58:56,520 Come on, you player, winner takes all, 913 00:58:56,770 --> 00:58:58,150 and the staff gets half. 914 00:58:58,320 --> 00:58:59,820 But without cheating. Can you manage? 915 00:59:00,070 --> 00:59:01,360 No more orders with Betty. 916 00:59:02,410 --> 00:59:05,240 - I don't know what you mean. - Come on! I'm not stupid. 917 00:59:05,410 --> 00:59:07,950 Scampi and white wine in the fridge. Eye drops? 918 00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:10,080 - That's cheating. - Cheating? 919 00:59:10,250 --> 00:59:13,120 - Who keeps trading? - Who keeps counting things as one? 920 00:59:13,370 --> 00:59:14,579 - Like what? - Your hair pills. 921 00:59:14,580 --> 00:59:16,670 - Should I count every pill? - Yes. 922 00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:20,010 I'd like to see what you choose, your hair or 14 million euros. 923 00:59:20,260 --> 00:59:22,720 Your phone counts as 40 things in one! 924 00:59:22,970 --> 00:59:24,640 Okay. Fine. 925 00:59:24,890 --> 00:59:26,050 From midnight: 926 00:59:26,220 --> 00:59:29,850 No cell phone, no trading, everything counts, nothing from the office. 927 00:59:30,020 --> 00:59:32,060 If you get caught, you lose immediately. 928 00:59:35,150 --> 00:59:36,730 Deal. 929 00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:40,990 - Hey! - You said after midnight. 930 00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:00,300 Sorry. 931 01:00:50,390 --> 01:00:52,600 - Have you completely lost it? - Why? 932 01:00:52,770 --> 01:00:54,310 Did he put you on my case? 933 01:00:55,060 --> 01:00:56,060 No. 934 01:00:56,310 --> 01:00:58,020 Why are you spying on me, not him? 935 01:00:58,940 --> 01:01:00,270 Greater likelihood of meltdown. 936 01:01:01,570 --> 01:01:03,110 Shame on you. 937 01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:05,360 - Shame on all of you! - 14 million? 938 01:01:05,610 --> 01:01:07,110 Friendship has its limits. 939 01:01:07,910 --> 01:01:09,320 Want a bite? 940 01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:13,040 - Eh... Paul? - Yes, what is it? 941 01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:14,700 Your mother. 942 01:01:14,950 --> 01:01:18,170 - Yesterday? Why didn't you tell me? - Your phone was off. 943 01:01:18,420 --> 01:01:21,130 - Oh, shit. That's right. - It all went well. 944 01:01:21,380 --> 01:01:24,840 She has a cast now, and she's still a little out of it, 945 01:01:25,010 --> 01:01:26,090 but you can go visit her. 946 01:01:26,340 --> 01:01:28,180 She'd like that. 947 01:01:28,430 --> 01:01:31,470 She's not used to hospitals. Dad is there right now. 948 01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:35,060 This is awful. Why does she do this? 949 01:01:35,220 --> 01:01:38,310 It was to be expected that she'd fall down sooner or later. 950 01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:40,190 She won't listen to anyone. 951 01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:42,730 What are you doing with her things? 952 01:01:42,900 --> 01:01:44,530 I'm seeing what she can take to the home. 953 01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:48,950 - A home? - Pauli... 954 01:01:49,660 --> 01:01:54,160 She can't live alone anymore. We can't be there for her all the time. 955 01:01:54,330 --> 01:01:56,120 It's nice there. She'll have things to do. 956 01:01:56,290 --> 01:01:59,870 So you're sorting out half her life, or what? 957 01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:01,629 I wanted to ask you if you want anything. 958 01:02:01,630 --> 01:02:04,800 - Me? - Yes, as a souvenir. 959 01:02:07,170 --> 01:02:08,470 Look. 960 01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:12,140 Do you know who that is? 961 01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:14,010 No idea. 962 01:02:15,220 --> 01:02:16,640 I think that was her true love. 963 01:02:16,890 --> 01:02:18,930 A Russian soldier? 964 01:02:19,730 --> 01:02:21,020 You see? 965 01:02:21,690 --> 01:02:23,020 We don't know anything, Mom. 966 01:02:23,770 --> 01:02:27,190 If even we don't know what all this means, then who will care? 967 01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:30,030 Without Grandma here, it's all just stuff. 968 01:02:31,410 --> 01:02:34,740 It's not about her memories, but about yours. 969 01:02:39,210 --> 01:02:41,250 So, do you want to keep something, or not? 970 01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:44,210 No. 971 01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:46,170 What's wrong, Paul? 972 01:02:46,420 --> 01:02:48,920 Nothing, I have no space this week. 973 01:02:49,090 --> 01:02:50,890 We need you to help with the move on Saturday. 974 01:02:51,090 --> 01:02:52,590 - Tell Toni. - Yes, I will. 975 01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:54,550 - And visit her in the hospital. - I will. 976 01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:57,890 - Bring her cigarettes, or she'll go mad. - I don't have money, Mom. 977 01:02:58,140 --> 01:02:59,770 - Wait, I... - No, Mom. 978 01:02:59,930 --> 01:03:01,230 That's against the rules. 979 01:03:02,060 --> 01:03:04,060 Take care, Mom. 980 01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:07,480 Well, thanks for your help. 981 01:03:32,130 --> 01:03:34,550 PSYCHOSOMATIC MEDICINE 982 01:03:38,010 --> 01:03:39,060 What's this? 983 01:03:39,310 --> 01:03:41,140 Bye. See you next week. 984 01:03:41,310 --> 01:03:42,520 Bye. 985 01:03:48,150 --> 01:03:50,030 And a good day to you. 986 01:03:51,940 --> 01:03:54,280 There are one or two things I'd like to know. 987 01:03:59,240 --> 01:04:00,370 Not here, okay? 988 01:04:02,370 --> 01:04:03,960 What are we doing here? 989 01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:05,620 Hold this. 990 01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:15,380 Give me your hand. 991 01:04:21,020 --> 01:04:22,980 Here, 2500 euros. 992 01:04:23,980 --> 01:04:25,690 Gucci, 4000 euros. 993 01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:28,190 Prada, almost 6000. 994 01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:32,900 How much in total? 995 01:04:33,150 --> 01:04:35,150 68,743 euros. 996 01:04:36,570 --> 01:04:38,030 How did you pay for all that? 997 01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:41,580 First with my salary, then credit cards. 998 01:04:41,740 --> 01:04:43,580 Then money I stole from friends' wallets. 999 01:04:43,830 --> 01:04:45,330 And they just went along with it? 1000 01:04:45,580 --> 01:04:48,290 Let's put it this way: I don't have many friends left. 1001 01:04:54,170 --> 01:04:55,880 Show me. 1002 01:04:56,680 --> 01:04:58,300 Christ! 1003 01:04:58,550 --> 01:05:00,180 Stupid exercise. 1004 01:05:00,350 --> 01:05:03,140 - Why do you have to do that? - So we realize we're not cured yet. 1005 01:05:03,310 --> 01:05:04,640 As if I need a reminder. 1006 01:05:06,690 --> 01:05:08,020 And now? 1007 01:05:10,270 --> 01:05:12,610 I have to give up everything I have for seven years. 1008 01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:16,110 I have to move into a self-help flat, go to therapy. 1009 01:05:16,950 --> 01:05:18,860 I have to face reality. 1010 01:05:19,530 --> 01:05:21,080 I'd say it's going quite well. 1011 01:05:22,030 --> 01:05:24,200 You hide all your stuff and play princess at night. 1012 01:05:24,370 --> 01:05:25,870 You don't understand. 1013 01:05:26,540 --> 01:05:28,920 Trust me, if anyone understands, it's me. 1014 01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:32,960 If all my things are gone... 1015 01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:35,380 what is left of me? 1016 01:05:38,260 --> 01:05:39,760 Before the bet... 1017 01:05:41,180 --> 01:05:42,720 I had 10,000 things. 1018 01:05:43,390 --> 01:05:44,890 10,000. 1019 01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:49,270 Last week, I had 77. 1020 01:05:50,980 --> 01:05:54,270 - Do you feel better now? - I don't know. 1021 01:05:55,690 --> 01:05:57,190 You get a sense... 1022 01:05:58,990 --> 01:06:00,950 of how free you could really be. 1023 01:06:04,950 --> 01:06:06,290 Free and starving, in your case. 1024 01:06:07,660 --> 01:06:10,460 Sorry, I only ate half a banana today. 1025 01:06:10,710 --> 01:06:12,210 Please don't tell him. 1026 01:06:13,170 --> 01:06:15,300 I can be who I want to be for two hours a day. 1027 01:06:15,460 --> 01:06:16,800 Don't take that from me. 1028 01:06:18,340 --> 01:06:19,550 Okay. 1029 01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:20,930 Promise. 1030 01:06:21,590 --> 01:06:24,010 I promise. What kind of a person do you think I am? 1031 01:06:28,890 --> 01:06:30,060 Well? Hungry? 1032 01:06:31,190 --> 01:06:33,270 I wouldn't wait too long if I were you. 1033 01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:36,110 - Why? - Um... 1034 01:06:37,110 --> 01:06:38,240 Nothing. 1035 01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:40,450 I didn't say anything. What would I have said? 1036 01:06:40,610 --> 01:06:42,490 I have nothing to say. Good night. 1037 01:06:51,330 --> 01:06:52,670 Why shouldn't I wait? 1038 01:06:53,540 --> 01:06:55,340 Nothing, it was just a... 1039 01:06:55,500 --> 01:06:57,420 Don't give me that look. I hate that. 1040 01:06:57,670 --> 01:07:00,050 - Where's my deodorant? - Paul, look at me. 1041 01:07:01,300 --> 01:07:02,550 Look at me! 1042 01:07:04,930 --> 01:07:05,930 With your eyes open. 1043 01:07:08,680 --> 01:07:10,230 There. Now what? 1044 01:07:10,480 --> 01:07:11,520 Until one of us blinks. 1045 01:07:11,770 --> 01:07:13,310 That's mean. I always lose. 1046 01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:14,560 Exactly. 1047 01:07:16,230 --> 01:07:17,730 Okay. She's not coming today. 1048 01:07:18,190 --> 01:07:19,440 Happy now? 1049 01:07:20,740 --> 01:07:24,030 - Why? How do you know? - I just know. Now stop asking. 1050 01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:25,520 You better not pull any tricks. 1051 01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:27,280 It's not funny. 1052 01:07:27,530 --> 01:07:29,620 - It's really important to me. - It? 1053 01:07:30,330 --> 01:07:31,620 - She. - She? 1054 01:07:33,710 --> 01:07:35,670 Then what is her name? 1055 01:07:36,210 --> 01:07:37,880 Does she have a last name? 1056 01:07:38,050 --> 01:07:40,840 Where does she live? What does she do? How old is she? 1057 01:07:44,930 --> 01:07:47,600 Hey, that's mean! You know that I would like to know. 1058 01:07:47,850 --> 01:07:49,890 - But? - But she won't tell me. 1059 01:07:50,060 --> 01:07:51,850 And why won't she tell you? 1060 01:07:52,100 --> 01:07:55,310 Toni, we both know how this works: She lets you in, you lose interest. 1061 01:07:55,480 --> 01:07:56,690 Like always. 1062 01:07:56,860 --> 01:07:59,270 You let them stroke your ego and then discard them. 1063 01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:01,110 Don't start with Anna Kloske again. 1064 01:08:04,450 --> 01:08:05,950 Toni... 1065 01:08:07,070 --> 01:08:08,830 you don't need anyone. 1066 01:08:10,240 --> 01:08:12,960 You don't even know what it feels like to miss someone. 1067 01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:15,540 Because nothing's missing about you. You're perfect. 1068 01:08:15,790 --> 01:08:17,500 You, all by yourself. 1069 01:08:18,710 --> 01:08:20,170 Leave her alone, man. 1070 01:08:21,380 --> 01:08:23,010 If you really like her... 1071 01:08:24,260 --> 01:08:25,260 then let her be. 1072 01:08:36,310 --> 01:08:38,060 Excuse me, I'm... 1073 01:08:38,520 --> 01:08:39,730 I had... 1074 01:08:39,900 --> 01:08:40,900 Never mind. 1075 01:08:41,150 --> 01:08:42,570 Here I am. 1076 01:08:43,110 --> 01:08:44,610 What's wrong? 1077 01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:47,240 Nothing. 1078 01:08:48,450 --> 01:08:49,780 Come in. 1079 01:12:18,700 --> 01:12:20,200 Sorry, I... 1080 01:12:23,210 --> 01:12:26,500 Why can't I... It's so stupid. 1081 01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:32,210 I swear I won't hurt you, I won't throw you away. 1082 01:12:32,460 --> 01:12:33,840 Don't listen to him, please. 1083 01:12:34,010 --> 01:12:35,630 He told you. 1084 01:12:36,890 --> 01:12:38,550 Yes... No... 1085 01:12:39,810 --> 01:12:41,100 What exactly? 1086 01:12:43,100 --> 01:12:44,600 Take care, Toni. 1087 01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:14,300 You got the right idea. 1088 01:13:15,170 --> 01:13:16,970 Like Diogenes in the barrel. 1089 01:13:18,550 --> 01:13:20,100 The world is disgusting. 1090 01:13:20,890 --> 01:13:22,430 Being poor is a virtue! 1091 01:13:53,170 --> 01:13:54,340 What are you looking at? 1092 01:13:55,420 --> 01:13:58,050 It's still eatable. No need to throw it away. 1093 01:13:59,130 --> 01:14:00,970 Consumerist pricks! 1094 01:14:07,430 --> 01:14:08,940 She's gone. 1095 01:14:09,980 --> 01:14:11,400 What? 1096 01:14:12,900 --> 01:14:13,900 Congratulations. 1097 01:14:25,870 --> 01:14:27,370 Why did you do that? 1098 01:14:29,080 --> 01:14:30,080 Why did I do what? 1099 01:14:37,130 --> 01:14:38,720 It was seized? 1100 01:14:39,970 --> 01:14:41,680 Did she steal it all? 1101 01:14:46,100 --> 01:14:48,430 She just has a ton of debt and... 1102 01:14:49,230 --> 01:14:50,640 A little psycho thing. 1103 01:14:55,820 --> 01:14:56,980 That's why you ratted on her? 1104 01:14:57,610 --> 01:14:58,610 I didn't rat on her. 1105 01:14:58,780 --> 01:15:01,660 Are you so fucking jealous you can't let me be happy for a moment? 1106 01:15:01,820 --> 01:15:03,530 What? 1107 01:15:03,700 --> 01:15:05,160 You want me to never see her again. 1108 01:15:05,330 --> 01:15:08,540 I just said you're not good for her. See her as often as you want. 1109 01:15:08,700 --> 01:15:10,750 How? Huh? How? 1110 01:15:10,910 --> 01:15:12,790 I don't know her name. 1111 01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:15,540 I don't know where she lives. You said it yourself! 1112 01:15:15,790 --> 01:15:17,300 I can't call her! 1113 01:15:17,460 --> 01:15:20,130 - I don't know if she has a phone! - Of course she does! 1114 01:15:20,300 --> 01:15:22,130 She called herself on that first night. 1115 01:15:26,180 --> 01:15:27,970 - From your phone. - What? 1116 01:15:28,220 --> 01:15:29,640 Her number is on your phone. 1117 01:15:29,890 --> 01:15:31,060 Nons... 1118 01:15:32,390 --> 01:15:33,400 That's right. 1119 01:15:35,230 --> 01:15:36,230 Now you got me, huh? 1120 01:15:37,610 --> 01:15:38,650 What? 1121 01:15:38,820 --> 01:15:40,320 So that's why you did all this? 1122 01:15:41,440 --> 01:15:43,700 - What? - So I'd get your phone and... 1123 01:15:44,280 --> 01:15:45,700 you win the bet? 1124 01:15:45,950 --> 01:15:48,620 - It's worth it for 14 million euros. - Are you mad? 1125 01:15:48,870 --> 01:15:50,000 That's just like you. 1126 01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:53,790 You're only happy when everyone around you is just as unhappy as you are! 1127 01:16:11,980 --> 01:16:13,560 Now I get it. 1128 01:16:18,150 --> 01:16:20,320 It's all a big misunderstanding. 1129 01:16:22,150 --> 01:16:24,280 I would be glad if you'd explain it to me. 1130 01:16:26,910 --> 01:16:29,280 We always think we're best friends. 1131 01:16:30,990 --> 01:16:32,710 But we just know each other for a long time. 1132 01:16:35,290 --> 01:16:36,790 There's a difference. 1133 01:16:45,720 --> 01:16:47,220 I give up. 1134 01:16:48,050 --> 01:16:50,310 You won. Have fun with the money. 1135 01:17:18,750 --> 01:17:19,950 She didn't know where she was. 1136 01:17:20,710 --> 01:17:22,390 Tried to get up in the middle of the night. 1137 01:17:23,510 --> 01:17:25,130 With her broken hip. 1138 01:17:26,090 --> 01:17:29,180 It took a while before they noticed. 1139 01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:31,760 The second operation was too much. 1140 01:17:46,610 --> 01:17:47,610 Where were you? 1141 01:17:48,360 --> 01:17:49,780 What was so important? 1142 01:17:53,620 --> 01:17:55,120 I don't know. 1143 01:17:58,620 --> 01:18:00,630 I don't know. 1144 01:18:17,390 --> 01:18:19,230 Stupid bet. 1145 01:18:23,520 --> 01:18:24,610 I hate him. 1146 01:18:25,480 --> 01:18:27,110 He's your best friend. 1147 01:18:28,570 --> 01:18:29,570 No. 1148 01:18:32,240 --> 01:18:33,870 No, we're not friends. 1149 01:18:36,790 --> 01:18:39,210 - We are the hare and the hedgehog. - What? 1150 01:18:40,920 --> 01:18:43,960 That was on the tape you always played when he couldn't sleep. 1151 01:18:45,960 --> 01:18:48,800 - About the race? - Yes. 1152 01:18:51,680 --> 01:18:55,350 He's always the better one, the faster one, the stronger one. 1153 01:18:55,510 --> 01:18:57,060 - But... - I'm done. 1154 01:18:57,850 --> 01:18:59,390 Oh, Pauli. 1155 01:19:02,100 --> 01:19:03,580 Would you rather have him as your son? 1156 01:19:04,610 --> 01:19:06,070 No? 1157 01:19:06,780 --> 01:19:08,110 Be honest. 1158 01:19:08,990 --> 01:19:10,700 What kind of rubbish is that? 1159 01:19:11,280 --> 01:19:12,780 I don't know. 1160 01:19:13,740 --> 01:19:15,990 Everything he did was always good. 1161 01:19:16,830 --> 01:19:18,080 You were much harsher with me. 1162 01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:22,540 He just had a tougher life, Pauli. 1163 01:19:47,770 --> 01:19:49,730 Oh, Paul, you idiot. 1164 01:20:02,710 --> 01:20:04,540 Hello, this is Lucy Denske's mailbox. 1165 01:20:04,710 --> 01:20:06,710 Leave a message after the beep. 1166 01:20:20,140 --> 01:20:21,390 Hello? 1167 01:20:26,730 --> 01:20:28,230 Uh... sorry. 1168 01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:32,360 Lucy? 1169 01:20:33,320 --> 01:20:34,320 Lucy! 1170 01:20:35,610 --> 01:20:36,610 Lucy! 1171 01:20:36,780 --> 01:20:38,120 Go away! 1172 01:20:38,280 --> 01:20:39,910 Oh God, it's you. 1173 01:20:40,080 --> 01:20:42,120 - Are you still there? - No! 1174 01:20:42,290 --> 01:20:43,330 Listen... 1175 01:20:43,580 --> 01:20:45,370 I'm sorry you got caught in the crossfire. 1176 01:20:45,920 --> 01:20:47,000 Paul is a loser! 1177 01:20:47,170 --> 01:20:50,840 He doesn't know when to stop. He shouldn't have done that. 1178 01:20:57,140 --> 01:20:58,140 What did he do? 1179 01:20:59,350 --> 01:21:00,600 Well... 1180 01:21:01,560 --> 01:21:02,810 He ratted on you. 1181 01:21:03,560 --> 01:21:05,060 All your stuff was seized. 1182 01:21:05,980 --> 01:21:07,900 I'm so sorry. I'll fix it for you. 1183 01:21:09,110 --> 01:21:10,610 Nobody ratted on me. 1184 01:21:12,150 --> 01:21:13,740 I turned myself in. 1185 01:21:16,030 --> 01:21:17,280 What? 1186 01:21:18,530 --> 01:21:20,580 You said there is no free will. 1187 01:21:21,910 --> 01:21:23,410 So I thought... 1188 01:21:23,580 --> 01:21:26,330 it's the perfect time to prove the opposite. 1189 01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:31,210 Lucy! 1190 01:21:35,420 --> 01:21:37,090 Okay, how much debt do you have? 1191 01:21:39,220 --> 01:21:41,640 68,743. 1192 01:21:43,390 --> 01:21:45,180 - What? - Yes. 1193 01:21:45,430 --> 01:21:47,350 - Is that it? - Excuse me? 1194 01:21:47,600 --> 01:21:49,190 I'll pay it. 1195 01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:53,860 What? 1196 01:21:54,030 --> 01:21:55,530 You don't get it. I won! 1197 01:21:55,780 --> 01:21:57,150 I'm fucking loaded! 1198 01:21:57,320 --> 01:21:59,490 68,000 is peanuts! 1199 01:21:59,660 --> 01:22:00,990 I'll pay it with petty cash. 1200 01:22:05,330 --> 01:22:06,700 There are worlds between us, Toni. 1201 01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:09,250 Why? There are problems and we'll solve them. 1202 01:22:10,210 --> 01:22:12,250 - You solve them. - Okay... 1203 01:22:12,420 --> 01:22:13,420 I solve them. 1204 01:22:13,670 --> 01:22:15,510 And you think that's the end of it? 1205 01:22:16,340 --> 01:22:17,510 Yes! Why not? 1206 01:22:19,630 --> 01:22:21,140 Because I'm not cured. 1207 01:22:23,510 --> 01:22:24,760 I don't care. 1208 01:22:26,720 --> 01:22:28,230 You don't care? 1209 01:22:32,610 --> 01:22:34,110 This is my flat. 1210 01:22:37,820 --> 01:22:39,070 This is where I live. 1211 01:22:41,450 --> 01:22:43,160 It was assigned to me. 1212 01:22:46,200 --> 01:22:47,660 I have a legal guardian. 1213 01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:51,580 If I have more than a few euros I spend it right away. 1214 01:22:55,130 --> 01:22:57,550 I lied so much in my life. 1215 01:22:57,710 --> 01:22:59,880 My own parents won't talk to me anymore. 1216 01:23:01,380 --> 01:23:02,890 But you don't care. 1217 01:23:07,350 --> 01:23:09,350 I have a hole in my soul. 1218 01:23:11,140 --> 01:23:12,770 It can't be plugged. 1219 01:23:13,770 --> 01:23:15,150 Not with money, not with anything. 1220 01:23:19,150 --> 01:23:21,570 Look at me and tell me you don't care. 1221 01:23:26,280 --> 01:23:27,790 You see? 1222 01:23:28,750 --> 01:23:31,160 You need someone who is just as talented as you are. 1223 01:23:32,120 --> 01:23:34,210 Someone who can keep up with you. 1224 01:23:34,460 --> 01:23:37,500 Not someone who just makes you look a bit better by comparison. 1225 01:23:39,880 --> 01:23:41,380 I am not your project. 1226 01:24:13,710 --> 01:24:15,670 Congratulations, Toni. 1227 01:24:18,290 --> 01:24:20,510 DAY 99 1228 01:24:23,170 --> 01:24:24,680 Paul? 1229 01:24:27,260 --> 01:24:30,430 You can't keep ignoring me. You have to come out some day. 1230 01:24:32,430 --> 01:24:33,940 I'm sorry. 1231 01:24:47,120 --> 01:24:49,830 - Still nothing? - Nobody's seen him. 1232 01:24:49,990 --> 01:24:51,200 Should we be worried? 1233 01:24:52,330 --> 01:24:54,660 Did you get the contracts from the Americans? 1234 01:24:54,830 --> 01:24:56,790 The lawyers said they're in the mail. 1235 01:25:01,800 --> 01:25:03,590 What a nice surprise! 1236 01:25:04,760 --> 01:25:06,930 - Hi, Wolfgang. - Come in, Toni. 1237 01:25:08,470 --> 01:25:10,010 The game already started. 1238 01:25:10,180 --> 01:25:11,470 Is Renate in? 1239 01:25:11,720 --> 01:25:13,140 No, she... 1240 01:25:13,310 --> 01:25:16,640 She's cleaning up at Grandma's. Some people may be interested. 1241 01:25:17,440 --> 01:25:18,900 What's going on with you? 1242 01:25:19,980 --> 01:25:21,860 Why weren't you at the funeral? 1243 01:25:24,440 --> 01:25:25,990 What? 1244 01:25:26,240 --> 01:25:28,200 We were wondering where you were. 1245 01:25:28,450 --> 01:25:30,660 Didn't he tell you anything? 1246 01:25:34,450 --> 01:25:36,370 We didn't have the chance. 1247 01:25:39,040 --> 01:25:40,630 What's with you two? 1248 01:25:40,880 --> 01:25:42,960 He'll never forgive me. 1249 01:25:47,300 --> 01:25:49,800 Come on. Lie down. 1250 01:25:50,550 --> 01:25:51,930 Like in the old days. 1251 01:25:53,100 --> 01:25:55,020 Renate, I'm 35 years old. 1252 01:25:55,520 --> 01:25:57,140 Nobody will see. 1253 01:25:57,640 --> 01:25:59,060 Come on. 1254 01:26:03,650 --> 01:26:05,030 Stupid bet. 1255 01:26:06,030 --> 01:26:07,530 You know, Toni... 1256 01:26:09,530 --> 01:26:12,070 it's about time you stopped being children. 1257 01:26:13,530 --> 01:26:15,700 You need something real in your lives. 1258 01:26:16,290 --> 01:26:18,710 What do I know? Wives? A family? 1259 01:26:19,750 --> 01:26:21,460 Then you'll know what real problems are. 1260 01:26:23,040 --> 01:26:24,050 Probably. 1261 01:26:24,750 --> 01:26:26,010 Definitely. 1262 01:26:30,970 --> 01:26:33,220 Can you put in a good word for me? 1263 01:26:33,390 --> 01:26:34,910 He's so stubborn, he'll never give in. 1264 01:26:35,510 --> 01:26:37,390 He'd rather starve than leave his flat. 1265 01:26:38,480 --> 01:26:40,440 Toni, Paul left. 1266 01:26:41,650 --> 01:26:43,400 He's in California. 1267 01:26:43,650 --> 01:26:44,980 A first-class ticket. 1268 01:26:45,570 --> 01:26:47,030 Who'd pay for that? 1269 01:26:52,450 --> 01:26:53,950 No. 1270 01:27:06,500 --> 01:27:07,510 Paul! 1271 01:27:16,470 --> 01:27:17,970 Paul! 1272 01:27:37,200 --> 01:27:39,450 - Say "Hello, Toni". - Hello, Toni. 1273 01:27:40,580 --> 01:27:42,080 Hello, Willi. 1274 01:27:44,250 --> 01:27:46,380 Could you please tell Paul to fix his car? 1275 01:27:46,540 --> 01:27:49,050 Elke can't get the oil stains out of Willi's trousers. 1276 01:27:49,210 --> 01:27:51,970 There's a trail of oil running all down the street. 1277 01:28:20,950 --> 01:28:22,710 Fucking nature. 1278 01:29:09,590 --> 01:29:11,500 You really need to fix that oil pan. 1279 01:29:12,210 --> 01:29:13,840 You polluted half the city. 1280 01:29:16,260 --> 01:29:18,510 Greenpeace declared a state of emergency. 1281 01:29:20,470 --> 01:29:23,390 Is this your version of a bread crumbs trail? 1282 01:29:28,400 --> 01:29:30,610 You can't do that. You can't just leave me alone. 1283 01:29:36,740 --> 01:29:37,950 Can you forgive me? 1284 01:29:38,490 --> 01:29:39,990 For what exactly? 1285 01:29:44,330 --> 01:29:45,580 For hitting you. 1286 01:29:46,460 --> 01:29:47,710 Okay. 1287 01:29:47,870 --> 01:29:49,380 - Really? - Yes. 1288 01:29:51,130 --> 01:29:52,380 So... 1289 01:29:53,000 --> 01:29:54,300 we're fine then? 1290 01:29:56,420 --> 01:29:57,930 No. 1291 01:30:01,390 --> 01:30:03,260 Okay, what else? 1292 01:30:03,890 --> 01:30:05,060 You tell me. 1293 01:30:08,600 --> 01:30:10,020 For treating you unfairly. 1294 01:30:10,270 --> 01:30:11,650 Okay, forgiven. 1295 01:30:12,690 --> 01:30:15,030 - For gambling with our money? - Forgiven. 1296 01:30:15,280 --> 01:30:18,110 - For abusing your data without asking? - Forgiven. 1297 01:30:18,360 --> 01:30:21,950 For saying you were the driver on that speed camera photo in Mallorca? 1298 01:30:22,200 --> 01:30:23,239 Forgiven. 1299 01:30:23,240 --> 01:30:25,620 For submitting your term paper as mine? What? 1300 01:30:25,790 --> 01:30:26,790 What else? 1301 01:30:31,750 --> 01:30:33,040 You've got to be kidding. 1302 01:30:36,510 --> 01:30:37,510 Anna Kloske? 1303 01:30:42,640 --> 01:30:45,430 - What's there to forgive? - Is that a serious question? 1304 01:30:45,600 --> 01:30:48,770 For the thousandth time: It wasn't my fault. 1305 01:30:49,020 --> 01:30:52,270 - You still don't get it, huh? - Paul, she chased after me! 1306 01:30:55,070 --> 01:30:56,860 Admit it! 1307 01:30:58,610 --> 01:30:59,990 Just admit it, you asshole! 1308 01:31:00,240 --> 01:31:01,490 What do you want? 1309 01:31:01,740 --> 01:31:04,530 If you'd at least liked her, I would have forgiven you. 1310 01:31:04,780 --> 01:31:07,700 If she was so important to you, why didn't you just call her? 1311 01:31:07,870 --> 01:31:11,120 Because it's not about Anna, it's about you, you jerk! 1312 01:31:11,290 --> 01:31:12,580 I want you to admit it! 1313 01:31:12,830 --> 01:31:14,380 I don't know what. 1314 01:31:14,540 --> 01:31:16,420 You couldn't care less about her. 1315 01:31:16,590 --> 01:31:17,840 You wanted to hurt me. 1316 01:31:18,590 --> 01:31:19,670 Of course! 1317 01:31:24,470 --> 01:31:26,060 - What? - I wanted to ruin it. 1318 01:31:28,930 --> 01:31:30,810 I wanted to take something from you. 1319 01:31:31,690 --> 01:31:34,520 I didn't want you to have that too, in your perfect life. 1320 01:31:34,690 --> 01:31:35,730 What? 1321 01:31:35,980 --> 01:31:37,110 You have everything. 1322 01:31:37,270 --> 01:31:39,780 You have a home, you have a family. 1323 01:31:40,030 --> 01:31:42,530 - They love you for who you are. - It's your family too. 1324 01:31:43,410 --> 01:31:46,450 I always had to fight for every bit of attention. 1325 01:31:46,620 --> 01:31:49,250 Do you remember the story about the hare and the hedgehog? 1326 01:31:49,410 --> 01:31:51,410 Yes! Yes, you were always the hare. 1327 01:31:51,660 --> 01:31:53,460 That's how it felt. Always running. 1328 01:31:53,710 --> 01:31:55,210 Always faster, straight ahead. 1329 01:31:55,460 --> 01:31:57,460 And no matter how fast the hare ran... 1330 01:31:59,420 --> 01:32:01,840 - The hedgehog... - ...was already there. 1331 01:32:04,590 --> 01:32:06,100 Fuck. 1332 01:32:07,350 --> 01:32:08,850 The hedgehog won. 1333 01:32:12,690 --> 01:32:14,190 Because he wasn't alone. 1334 01:32:16,400 --> 01:32:18,150 But you aren't alone. 1335 01:32:19,440 --> 01:32:21,530 Hey, you can't just disappear. 1336 01:32:24,780 --> 01:32:26,280 I can't manage without you. 1337 01:32:32,040 --> 01:32:33,540 I hate mud. 1338 01:32:33,710 --> 01:32:35,670 I've got mud in my eye. 1339 01:32:43,340 --> 01:32:45,720 - Come on already. - A bit higher. 1340 01:32:47,510 --> 01:32:50,010 Keep it in the flame or it'll go out. 1341 01:33:00,480 --> 01:33:02,070 To Grandma. 1342 01:33:03,530 --> 01:33:05,030 To Grandma. 1343 01:33:06,700 --> 01:33:08,660 Where did you find it? The garbage bin? 1344 01:33:09,990 --> 01:33:12,200 I searched all the junk shops in the area. 1345 01:33:12,370 --> 01:33:13,620 He wanted 12.50 euros. 1346 01:33:14,290 --> 01:33:16,000 That's too much for it. 1347 01:33:17,920 --> 01:33:21,210 I bought one thing on the 99th day. 1348 01:33:22,960 --> 01:33:24,550 I think I lost the bet. 1349 01:33:26,550 --> 01:33:28,050 I gave up before you. 1350 01:33:28,590 --> 01:33:30,100 When? 1351 01:33:30,800 --> 01:33:32,310 I didn't hear. 1352 01:33:33,140 --> 01:33:34,730 You didn't say anything. 1353 01:33:52,950 --> 01:33:54,540 Hello, Betty. 1354 01:33:54,790 --> 01:33:55,870 Where are you heading? 1355 01:33:56,830 --> 01:33:58,830 Not far in these Manolo Blahniks. 1356 01:34:04,300 --> 01:34:06,630 You look like someone shot you with a make-up Uzi. 1357 01:34:07,680 --> 01:34:09,470 It's the Adele look. Okay? 1358 01:34:10,260 --> 01:34:12,510 The eyelashes weigh 30 grams. I can barely open my eyes. 1359 01:34:12,760 --> 01:34:15,520 It took two hours to sew me into this 4000-euro dress. 1360 01:34:15,770 --> 01:34:17,730 How did you pay for all that? 1361 01:34:17,890 --> 01:34:20,440 Credit card. A prepayment on our victory. 1362 01:34:20,690 --> 01:34:21,979 - Are you that sure? - You're not? 1363 01:34:21,980 --> 01:34:23,820 - Oh, I am. - They're coming! 1364 01:34:39,040 --> 01:34:41,250 - Shit, they both made it. - No way. 1365 01:34:42,920 --> 01:34:44,420 - I lost. - What? 1366 01:34:44,590 --> 01:34:45,920 - What? - You? 1367 01:34:46,090 --> 01:34:47,720 - I changed my bet. - Nobody heard it. 1368 01:34:47,880 --> 01:34:49,240 - I said it loud and clear. - When? 1369 01:34:51,340 --> 01:34:52,640 I lost too. 1370 01:34:52,890 --> 01:34:54,470 - What? - I don't believe it. 1371 01:34:54,640 --> 01:34:57,220 - We didn't plan for that. - What does that mean for us? 1372 01:35:04,110 --> 01:35:06,610 We're dividing everything among everyone. 1373 01:35:06,860 --> 01:35:09,240 Everyone gets the same share. 1374 01:35:11,030 --> 01:35:13,320 You, us, everyone. 1375 01:35:14,240 --> 01:35:15,370 - How many are we? - 12. 1376 01:35:15,530 --> 01:35:16,620 How much does that make? 1377 01:35:16,870 --> 01:35:21,210 - 14 divided by 12, you bum. - That's 1,166,666 and 66 cents. 1378 01:35:21,370 --> 01:35:23,210 - For everyone. - What? 1379 01:35:23,460 --> 01:35:24,790 No more casting couch, 1380 01:35:25,040 --> 01:35:28,090 no more "Mr. Director, may I pick up your pencil?" 1381 01:35:28,260 --> 01:35:29,800 I'm buying the Death Star. 1382 01:35:29,970 --> 01:35:31,690 - I'm buying a soccer club. - Too expensive. 1383 01:35:31,880 --> 01:35:32,880 - Hertha. - Right. 1384 01:35:33,090 --> 01:35:34,970 - Oh God, I'm so excited! - Where are you going? 1385 01:35:35,180 --> 01:35:37,770 - I'm going to puke. - Wait, we wanted... 1386 01:35:39,140 --> 01:35:42,230 We wanted to make you an offer. 1387 01:35:44,150 --> 01:35:47,270 Anyone who wants to can keep his share in the company. 1388 01:35:47,440 --> 01:35:49,570 We're doing something revolutionary. 1389 01:35:50,570 --> 01:35:51,780 Like what? 1390 01:35:54,490 --> 01:35:56,280 We'll step out of the rat race. 1391 01:35:58,160 --> 01:36:00,450 We'll take the money we won and... 1392 01:36:01,290 --> 01:36:02,370 We'll make something real. 1393 01:36:02,620 --> 01:36:03,960 Like what? 1394 01:36:05,330 --> 01:36:06,920 We could buy land. 1395 01:36:08,880 --> 01:36:11,920 We could create a place where money isn't everything. 1396 01:36:12,720 --> 01:36:15,140 We could grow our own food. We could trade. 1397 01:36:16,260 --> 01:36:18,220 We could be truly sustainable. 1398 01:36:18,470 --> 01:36:20,270 And we might only be a few, 1399 01:36:20,520 --> 01:36:22,940 but all big ideas started small. 1400 01:36:23,100 --> 01:36:26,360 And people know that we can't go on like this, you see? 1401 01:36:26,610 --> 01:36:29,400 We are the revolutionaries! 1402 01:36:29,650 --> 01:36:31,490 We are the sand in the gears. 1403 01:36:31,740 --> 01:36:34,530 - Paul? Paul! - We'll throw the wrench in the works! 1404 01:36:34,700 --> 01:36:36,240 - Paul! - We will... What is it? 1405 01:36:36,490 --> 01:36:38,030 The Americans just released NANA. 1406 01:36:39,120 --> 01:36:40,330 - What? - Huh? 1407 01:36:40,580 --> 01:36:42,910 "David Zuckerman once again revolutionized the world. 1408 01:36:43,080 --> 01:36:45,500 Since last night, 700 million mobile phones 1409 01:36:45,670 --> 01:36:49,040 can install his revolutionary voice recognition app NANA." 1410 01:36:49,210 --> 01:36:50,380 Hello, Ronnie. 1411 01:36:51,260 --> 01:36:53,670 Are you ready to step into the future? 1412 01:36:58,300 --> 01:36:59,600 14! 1413 01:37:03,520 --> 01:37:04,560 What? 1414 01:37:10,610 --> 01:37:12,940 Alright, be sure to take something home. 1415 01:37:14,820 --> 01:37:16,820 I'm paying off my debts with this. 1416 01:37:16,990 --> 01:37:18,200 Because... 1417 01:37:18,780 --> 01:37:20,580 I deserve it. 1418 01:37:22,830 --> 01:37:24,370 Hey Betty, let me buy you a drink. 1419 01:37:24,540 --> 01:37:27,330 No, when I'm drunk I always want to make out. 1420 01:37:27,500 --> 01:37:28,750 - You are drunk. - Really? 1421 01:37:28,920 --> 01:37:30,250 Yes. 1422 01:37:36,300 --> 01:37:37,800 It's over. 1423 01:37:38,300 --> 01:37:39,800 Yup. 1424 01:37:42,640 --> 01:37:45,270 - So we got to experience that too. - What? 1425 01:37:45,430 --> 01:37:47,270 Being rich. 1426 01:37:51,400 --> 01:37:53,030 It just stressed me out. 1427 01:37:54,740 --> 01:37:56,990 Money gone, woman gone... 1428 01:37:57,150 --> 01:37:58,530 Everything gone. 1429 01:38:01,240 --> 01:38:02,740 Hello? 1430 01:38:05,500 --> 01:38:07,620 Sorry, but I'd rather have the woman. 1431 01:38:10,250 --> 01:38:11,670 Do you love her? 1432 01:38:15,630 --> 01:38:16,880 Yes. 1433 01:38:37,570 --> 01:38:38,900 Okay. 1434 01:38:39,700 --> 01:38:40,700 Okay, what? 1435 01:38:41,620 --> 01:38:43,120 Come on. 1436 01:40:08,410 --> 01:40:09,700 Hello. 1437 01:40:09,950 --> 01:40:11,330 Hello. 1438 01:40:19,550 --> 01:40:21,130 I just wanted to tell you... 1439 01:40:21,800 --> 01:40:23,010 I'm not perfect. 1440 01:40:25,140 --> 01:40:26,140 I can't see well, 1441 01:40:26,300 --> 01:40:28,810 but I hate these glasses for how they make me look. 1442 01:40:29,810 --> 01:40:31,180 I have bad breath in the morning. 1443 01:40:31,430 --> 01:40:33,350 I get grumpy when I'm hungry. 1444 01:40:34,440 --> 01:40:37,020 I have a reading disorder, and I can't remember names. 1445 01:40:38,230 --> 01:40:42,280 I could never sleep with a closed door because I had to know my Mom was there. 1446 01:40:43,240 --> 01:40:45,570 I always need to be right and I like to lecture. 1447 01:40:46,490 --> 01:40:49,700 And I can't really commit, but still I long for you. 1448 01:40:50,620 --> 01:40:52,200 Shall I continue? 1449 01:40:52,870 --> 01:40:55,790 What I want to say is that we all have a hole in our soul. 1450 01:40:57,080 --> 01:40:59,590 We all hope that something will make us whole again. 1451 01:40:59,750 --> 01:41:02,760 Money, attention, something. 1452 01:41:03,840 --> 01:41:05,180 A person. 1453 01:41:05,340 --> 01:41:06,760 Maybe that's bullshit. 1454 01:41:08,350 --> 01:41:11,140 Maybe we just have to grasp that we'll never be finished. 1455 01:41:12,060 --> 01:41:15,270 Then we wouldn't destroy each other, but we could be incomplete... 1456 01:41:17,060 --> 01:41:18,190 together. 1457 01:41:20,400 --> 01:41:21,650 Right, and... 1458 01:41:23,610 --> 01:41:24,610 I'm balding. 1459 01:41:29,410 --> 01:41:31,330 I think you need a new mattress. 1460 01:41:31,490 --> 01:41:33,660 - The squirrels are nesting in yours. - Oh, shit. 1461 01:41:33,830 --> 01:41:35,460 I still needed it. 1462 01:41:36,000 --> 01:41:37,500 Just buy a new one then. 1463 01:41:37,750 --> 01:41:39,210 I can't. 1464 01:41:39,630 --> 01:41:41,170 Why not? I thought you were rich? 1465 01:41:42,880 --> 01:41:44,590 Well, uh... 1466 01:41:44,760 --> 01:41:47,550 It turns out it was a bit premature. 1467 01:41:48,550 --> 01:41:50,100 This is all I've got. 1468 01:41:50,260 --> 01:41:51,350 In order of importance. 1469 01:41:52,510 --> 01:41:55,430 - Orderliness is crucial. - Yes. 1470 01:41:59,270 --> 01:42:01,610 And what you see here are the five things... 1471 01:42:02,650 --> 01:42:03,650 I can't live without. 1472 01:42:08,570 --> 01:42:09,950 I only see four. 1473 01:42:15,040 --> 01:42:16,540 Oh God... 1474 01:42:19,790 --> 01:42:21,170 That's so tacky, 1475 01:42:21,330 --> 01:42:24,550 but it's so cute I could cry, if it weren't so tacky. 1476 01:42:25,630 --> 01:42:27,670 - Paul came up with that. - Yes, of course. 1477 01:42:27,920 --> 01:42:29,430 But I think it's pretty good. 1478 01:42:48,900 --> 01:42:51,950 Is a bankruptcy really a good time to take a holiday? 1479 01:42:52,120 --> 01:42:53,990 It's the perfect time. 1480 01:42:54,240 --> 01:42:56,870 - We need some time to think. - Fine. And then? 1481 01:42:57,580 --> 01:42:58,910 We'll see. 1482 01:42:59,160 --> 01:43:00,670 Bye. 1483 01:43:01,290 --> 01:43:02,420 Bye. 1484 01:43:05,880 --> 01:43:07,590 What are you going to live on? 1485 01:43:08,800 --> 01:43:10,470 We don't need much, Mom. 1486 01:43:13,640 --> 01:43:15,470 - Bye. - Bye. 1487 01:43:49,170 --> 01:43:50,800 It kinda sucks though. 1488 01:43:52,180 --> 01:43:54,340 They stole your invention. 1489 01:43:54,590 --> 01:43:56,640 You can't just let them get away with it. 1490 01:43:57,350 --> 01:43:59,270 They have more lawyers than Berlin has residents. 1491 01:43:59,390 --> 01:44:01,980 No, that ship has sailed. 1492 01:44:02,850 --> 01:44:04,520 Maybe it's a tremendous opportunity. 1493 01:44:05,360 --> 01:44:06,860 What do you mean? 1494 01:44:07,020 --> 01:44:08,020 Well... 1495 01:44:08,690 --> 01:44:11,570 It's our program on their computers. 1496 01:44:11,820 --> 01:44:14,160 Our app is running on 700 million phones. 1497 01:44:15,870 --> 01:44:17,620 What if there's a little loophole? 1498 01:44:18,370 --> 01:44:20,290 Dude, they turned it inside out. 1499 01:44:20,450 --> 01:44:22,370 I'm not talking about a virus. 1500 01:44:22,910 --> 01:44:23,910 Then what? 1501 01:44:24,080 --> 01:44:25,630 A little agreement. 1502 01:44:26,330 --> 01:44:27,960 For a last call. 1503 01:44:28,420 --> 01:44:30,050 And NANA would ask me 1504 01:44:30,210 --> 01:44:31,880 what she can do for me now. 1505 01:44:33,090 --> 01:44:34,930 And what would you say to her? 1506 01:44:35,090 --> 01:44:36,090 I don't know. 1507 01:44:36,800 --> 01:44:38,810 Maybe NANA would speak directly to people. 1508 01:44:40,180 --> 01:44:43,520 Maybe she would show them exactly what data is being collected. 1509 01:44:44,390 --> 01:44:47,110 She would ask us how we want to live. 1510 01:44:47,860 --> 01:44:51,480 Whether the things we buy really bring joy into our lives, 1511 01:44:51,650 --> 01:44:53,320 or just clutter up our homes. 1512 01:44:54,530 --> 01:44:56,700 She would say: "The future is here. 1513 01:44:57,660 --> 01:44:59,280 We're right in the middle of it. 1514 01:44:59,450 --> 01:45:01,120 But we have to think for ourselves." 1515 01:45:03,000 --> 01:45:04,910 And do you know what the best part is? 1516 01:45:05,710 --> 01:45:08,380 Zuckerman would have to play along. He couldn't go back. 1517 01:45:09,090 --> 01:45:11,250 He could hardly admit he stole NANA. 1518 01:45:11,420 --> 01:45:14,170 It would all have been his idea. 1519 01:45:17,140 --> 01:45:18,850 You didn't... 1520 01:45:22,390 --> 01:45:24,180 No, you didn't really do that. 1521 01:45:26,690 --> 01:45:27,690 I think that's mine. 1522 01:45:28,360 --> 01:45:29,440 Sorry. 1523 01:45:35,110 --> 01:45:36,110 Hello, NANA. 1524 01:45:36,360 --> 01:45:37,950 Good morning, Paul. 1525 01:45:38,110 --> 01:45:39,620 What a nice day today. 1526 01:45:39,870 --> 01:45:41,620 Yes, wonderful. 1527 01:45:41,790 --> 01:45:42,790 Is it time? 1528 01:45:43,040 --> 01:45:44,580 Yup. 1529 01:45:44,750 --> 01:45:46,500 Time to wake up. 1530 01:45:47,870 --> 01:45:49,080 Three... 1531 01:45:49,330 --> 01:45:50,880 Two... 1532 01:45:51,130 --> 01:45:52,630 One. 107910