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Hey there, Helen.
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Hey, Cleet, how's it going?
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Cleet, that's gotta be trouble.
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Come on, Roy's just the water delivery
guy.
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Hey, I missed you last week.
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Oh, yeah, I was at the dinner.
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Oh, come on. With that pretty smile?
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Yeah, you're right.
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Nothing to worry about.
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Man, that guy must work out seven times
a week.
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That reminds me, I gotta take a nap.
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Okay, I'll just go get you a check. I'll
be right back. Take your time.
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I'll be here.
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Hey, buddy, I'll take those for Helen.
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I'm her husband.
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It's okay. I'm just waiting to get paid.
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Oh, well, here.
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The cover?
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Uh, yeah.
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Well, just tell Helen I'll see her next
week. You might want to call first.
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Helen's really not into water anymore.
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Just hand me those bottles.
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Whatever.
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What are you doing with those bottles?
And where's Cleet? Had to go.
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Another delivery.
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So, where do you want these?
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Well, Cleet, you should put them in the
kitchen.
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Okay, no problem.
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How would you like to get in on the
ground floor of the hottest new
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investment opportunity of the 90s?
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These are words I'm going to live to
regret. Tell me more.
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Ready? Huh?
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Rob's kebabs.
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You mean shish kebabs. No, no, no, no.
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Not just shish. No, no, no. Here.
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Look at the brochure.
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If you... Obscure it, they will come.
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Well, uh, I'm sorry, Roy. I don't mean
to be a stick in the meat.
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But, uh, all my money's tied up in
falafels.
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Hi. Hey, Kacen. How's it going?
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Well, I just got my two-week notice from
the Board of Tourism.
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I'm getting laid off.
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Oh, that's...
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Rejected, worthless, stupid, and no good
to anybody.
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Faye, why don't you just take her out
back and shoot her?
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Yeah, I can't believe that they're
letting me go. I gave them such great
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ideas for boosting winter tourism on
this rock, you know, and all they did
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was just reject everyone.
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Hello?
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Uh, yeah, one second.
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Casey, it's your boss.
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What does he want? Well, isn't it
obvious? He probably wants to can you
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now.
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You pick a foreign city, and you
establish economic, cultural, and
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tourist ties. And now Nantucket has a
brand-new sister, and her name is
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Kieranon.
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Kieranon? Never heard of it.
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Kieranon. I know what that is. It's just
lovely, it is. It's got beautiful...
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In a sandy... In a sky.
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And, boy, there's just no better than...
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You know more about it than I do.
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Listen,
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Joey, I'm running a little behind. Do me
a favor.
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Pick up my suit from the cleaners, will
you?
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I'm Casey's escort for that sister city
thing she's throwing tomorrow night.
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Yeah, I guess she just wanted a
little...
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To the pilot.
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You are incredibly hot. I keep
fantasizing about all the things I want
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to do to you.
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Meet me after we land. I'm sitting in
back on the right.
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Hmm.
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This is not my scene.
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What a difference.
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A remake.
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Hey. Hey.
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What would you like?
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Well, I see there's a ring on your
finger, so I guess it can't be you.
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Oh, you.
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Now, if you keep that up, I'm just going
to have to give you a whole lot of free
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food.
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Oh, man.
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What a night I had last night. I met the
most fantastic woman. I
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had the most passionate night of my
life. We made a connection like you
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would not believe.
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Really? What was her name? I don't know.
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Let's just call her Passenger B6.
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You don't even know her name? Well, you
know, we didn't do that much talking, if
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you know what I mean. And next morning,
she left without saying goodbye. No
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note, no nothing, just walked out the
door, didn't look back.
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Oh, man, that's class.
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You know what?
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I really do not miss being single at
all. I am so glad that I'm in a long
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-term relationship based on love and
trust. Excuse me, I've got to go save my
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marriage.
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Hey, how's it going?
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She met Stanley.
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Stanley? And she said her name is Helen.
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Well, yeah, it's Helen now.
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But, uh, when we were on the wrestling
team in high school together, it was
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Stanley.
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He was a small boy, but he was wiry.
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You know, I think he's got... She's... I
think she's got her eye on you, lucky
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dog.
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You know, I don't think I'm that hungry.
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I'll see you later, dude.
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Hey, Helen, can I get a cup of coffee?
You sure can.
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Faye?
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Stentablor McCarnum, Helen.
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Well, the same to you, Faye.
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It's not even five o'clock yet.
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means good afternoon in Kiruna. And this
is one of their native costumes.
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I thought it would be a nice way of
saying welcome when they arrive today.
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You know, I don't see why we have to
invite a bunch of foreigners here.
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They take our jobs, they date our women.
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Before you know it, they're acting like
they own the joint. Are you going to
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pour that or what?
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A rule by Prince Reptivon and his wife,
Princess...
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is responsible for a third of the
world's talcum powder. Isn't that
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fascinating?
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Yes, but they're in a taped butt in the
whole place.
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Hey, the prince and princess will be
coming through that gate right over
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there, so we need the councilman here
and the press over there.
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Oh, I've never been so nervous my entire
life.
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Well, try not to perspire, dear. There
are dry people.
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Your Highness, to our island. I am Casey
Davenport.
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And even though this is not your
country, our goal is to treat you like
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royalty. Now, if you just give us a few
minutes, our minivan needs a jump.
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I'm sure our visit will be as delightful
as you are.
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Oh.
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Thank you for inviting us, Miss
Davenport.
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And where, may I ask, is the other
lovely Highness?
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Oh, actually, my wife... Came in
yesterday. She likes to mingle with the
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locals. Ah, here she comes now.
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Joey, did you see my... Oh, man.
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Man, Joey, that's her.
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Who? The woman I told you about. The
amazing, the fantastic... The princess?
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Okay, so she was a little whiny, but
that doesn't matter.
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Idiot, the princess of Kirinan.
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And that's her husband, the prince. Way
to go.
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Hey, come on, you guys. Casey wants us
over there. Their Highnesses are
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receiving. Maybe I shouldn't go.
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I mean, I've already received.
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I don't know what to say. I've never met
royalty
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before. Don't worry, Antonio. They're
just like you and me, only better.
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Now just go over there and be yourself.
I'm sure they'll find you perfectly
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charming.
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Hello.
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I'm Antonio Scarpacci. I don't know what
I'd do without talcum powder.
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My racket, you know, I sit 12 or 13
hours a day.
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Things can get pretty rosy down there.
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Okay, let's move the line along.
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I'd like to introduce you to my sister
Helen.
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And her husband, Joe. Hello, your
Highnesses.
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I'd like to offer you a great, big,
king-size welcome.
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Next!
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Joe Hackett.
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Watch your back.
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I would like you to meet Brian Hackett.
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I'm sorry. I mean, I'm honored.
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It's customary to kiss the hand of the
princess.
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Believe me?
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Last time.
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Well, if you will just follow me.
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Miss Davenport, I wonder if you could
assist me. Our two little princesses
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wish to visit the salon before the
ceremony tonight. Would it be possible
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to procure them a driver?
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Oh, Antonio.
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The princess would like someone to drive
her little girls to the beauty parlor.
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It would be a privilege to have Kieran
on royalty in my cab, and I wouldn't
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dream of accepting a penny for it.
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Excellent.
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Doctor, I bring in the girl.
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Your Majesty, I am your most humble
servant.
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Dogs? You want me to drive dogs?
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Is it a problem?
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No, no.
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Lovely, lovely. Come, girl.
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right back at you.
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We're all so looking forward to tonight.
I promise it's going to be a really
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great affair.
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I can't wait.
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There is nothing I enjoy more than a
really great affair.
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I'll see you all tonight.
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Goodbye, Princess.
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See you later.
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Well, so far, so good. I mean, I think
it's going to work. I'm going to save my
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job. Great. Listen, about... Kieran, is
so... fascinating. Listen to this. The
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national color is purple.
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The official flower is the tuberose. The
penalty for adultery is cutting off the
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man's pension.
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Wait, not pension.
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I really do need my glasses.
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Oh, yes. Well, that makes a lot more
sense.
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Okay, what is so important?
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I'm not going to the party.
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What? You're my escort. Give me one good
reason why you can't go. I slept with
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the princess.
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You better be talking about one of those
dogs.
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Well, there was some barking involved.
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You just hate my guts, don't you?
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You must...
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worst thing that I can do to Casey. I
know! I'll sleep with her sister, Cindy!
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Oh!
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Well, you people sure are note-happy.
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Her Highness Princess Fala requests you
to sit beside her at tonight's
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festivities. Well, I'm sorry.
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Please inform the princess that I will
not be able to make it.
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Put on your dancing shoes. We're
a-partying tonight.
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There she
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is.
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Oh, I'm in trouble. See how low-cut that
dress is? You can see her garaginas.
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All right, so I picked up a couple of
words last night. Two of them were
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garagnas.
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Casey, I need to talk to you now.
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Antonio. Now.
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Look, don't move.
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Don't talk to anyone.
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Don't do anything stupid.
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You're really tying my hands here.
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It's about the little princesses. The
dogs? What about them? They're not dogs.
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They're furry, yapping piranhas.
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Look what they did to me.
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Antonio, where are they? I was driving
them to the groomer when they decided to
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use my backseat as their royal party.
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I stopped the car, and I told them to
get the hell out.
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Are you insane?
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Too soon to say. The rabies test hasn't
come back yet. Look, if I can hang on
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just a few more minutes, the sister city
thing will be official, okay? You find
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those dogs and bring them back here. Do
you understand me? Fine, fine, fine. You
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know, there's still a few spots in my
cab they haven't followed.
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It's just a six o'clock. What am I going
to do?
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Okay, you just stick with me. Everything
will be fine. All right, yeah, I can get
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through this, right? I got willpower. I
got self-control.
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Hello, Brian.
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May I have a word with you in private?
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Absolutely. Upstairs, okay?
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Princess! Princess!
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It's not that I don't understand your
taste for our local fare, but there are
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some, how can I say this, dishes that
are best tasted only once, much like
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mango. The first time that you eat it,
you think, wow, this is the most
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wonderful thing I've ever had. And the
second time, it's dull and stupid, and
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you don't know what you ever saw in it.
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Well, then you are not preparing it
correctly.
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You have to handle it very carefully in
order to bring out the natural juices.
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Believe me, when I serve mango,
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Everyone begs for more.
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So, who wants mango?
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I could go for some fruit.
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Princess, I think the prince is looking
for you.
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Go, run!
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No, he's just talking to that awful
kebab man.
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Oh, my God.
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If you'll just excuse me for a moment.
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And in the kebab game, you got your fast
turnover?
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You've got your low overhead, and you
have got one hell of a takeout business,
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because remember, goat travels.
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Your Highness, the city council is
waiting to speak with you. Oh, thank
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you.
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Why did you do that?
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Stay away from the prince, Roy. I don't
want anything getting in the way of the
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key to the city.
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Oh, hello, it's Chopra, isn't it?
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The little princesses.
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They have returned?
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Uh, no, but Roy's here.
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You, uh, you look like a pretty shrewd
businessman.
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I'm going to do you a big favor.
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Your Highness, I just had an idea. What
if we exchange the keys to the cities
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now and make it official?
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Very well, but we cannot proceed without
my wife.
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Where is the princess?
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Well, last time I saw her, she was over
there, and now she's not. So if you will
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just excuse me for a moment.
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There you are. Where have you been?
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Don't ask. I don't know what's wrong
with Joe. We drove up. The valet tried
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to help me out of the car, and Joe
screams, Hey, buddy, ain't you getting
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enough at home? And just fed off.
Listen, I really need your help. Just a
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second. I'm going to try the national
cocktail.
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That was kind of goofy, isn't it? You
don't have time to drink that. I am in a
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lot of trouble. The princess is all over
Brian, and if the prince finds out, I'm
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finished.
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Well, what do you want me to do? Well,
distract him, dance with him, talk to
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him, flirt with him. Just make sure that
he doesn't see them.
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Oh, forget it. I'm not going to do that.
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Fine. Then I'll just lose my job and
live off you for the rest of my life.
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Yo, prince, come to mama.
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I want to dance.
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Oh, I don't think that's such a good
idea. Your husband is on the dance floor
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and there's people all around.
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Oh.
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Okay. Okay.
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Excuse me. Coming through.
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Dead man walking.
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I could do. The royal rodents are gone,
baby.
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Long live Princesses Zelda and
Lightning.
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See ya.
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What is going on?
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Those aren't the royal dogs.
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Well,
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on Nantucket, we take your dogs and we
give you...
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No, Joe, just let me get my key.
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Okay, pal, time to cool off.
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Joe, what are you doing? What am I
doing?
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Let's ask the prince what the hell he's
doing with my wife.
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Why don't we ask him what he's doing
with my wife?
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my call. My office number is
508-555-0174. Just ask for Casey
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Davenport.
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