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Hey, how was your flight?
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Uh, just a typical run to Boston.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no.
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What? Well, you asked me to pick up our
monogrammed towels. I completely forgot.
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Oh, that's okay. We can get them
anytime.
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I sure like that you care, though.
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Um, you know, business is really slow
today.
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Really? How slow?
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Real slow.
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He's dead.
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Oh, yeah, my business is so slow, I had
to cancel flights for the rest of the
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day. Oh, God, you're not just teasing
me, are you? No.
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If things keep on like this, I might
have to fire Fay.
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So,
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if we both have time on our hands, what
do you want to do?
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My office, two minutes. I'll get rid of
Roy.
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Okay, Roy, what do you want?
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Hmm.
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Let's see.
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What to have.
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What to have.
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How about the usual?
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Uh, well, okay.
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Okay, chili coming up. But you know, I
have chili every morning.
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I'm in the mood for something different,
something exciting.
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Yeah, so am I, so let's get on with
this.
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I know.
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I'm going to go with the Nanturkey
burger. You got it.
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But you know, maybe what they say is
true. Stick with your first choice.
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I'll have the chili. Chili coming up.
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Oh, Helen, what's the matter?
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We're out of chili.
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What the hell, what the hell?
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Can I ask about the chicken?
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Ten minutes ago, and you said, and I
quote, It's just not a chicken day.
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You know, I think I know what the
problem is.
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What?
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I'm just not hungry. I had a big
breakfast. Hey,
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Helen? Oh, can it wait, Casey? Sure it
can. You know that guy you're engaged
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to? His name was Davis Lynch, right?
Right, right, right. Okay, listen to
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this. American financier Davis Lynch was
released yesterday after spending 16
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months under house arrest in Rangoon
following a military coup.
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I'm leaving the palatial 32-room seaside
villa.
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where he had been confined, Mr. Lynch
said he hoped no American would ever
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have to endure the barbaric treatment
that he did.
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He then bid a tearful farewell to his
house staff, Lupar, Kupar, and Mupar.
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Oh, gosh.
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I've got to get to New York and see
David. Why?
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Because I never... Never what?
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Nothing. I've already said too much.
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Louis, I need a ticket on the next
flight to New York. Well, what is the
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rush? I don't know.
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Davis Lynch was under house arrest in
Rangoon. She's on her way to see him.
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Helen. Helen, I was at the Western Union
office wiring my parents the better part
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of my weekly pay, which it is my honor
to do.
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And this cable came for you.
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You hear?
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Davis Lynch was under house arrest in
Rangoon.
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And Helen is on her way to New York to
see him.
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Oh.
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Davis is on his way here to see me.
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I've got to get Joe out of here before
he comes.
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Why? Because I can't let Joe know that I
never... Never... What?
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Never mind.
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Joe? I'm finished.
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I love this.
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You, me, the middle of the day.
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Joe, I need you to do something for me
right away.
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Ditto.
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where the next time I go to Boston. No,
no.
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I need you to get out and get me those
towels now.
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Now? You want me to fly to Boston just
to pick up some towels?
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Just some towels?
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They're not just some towels.
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Those are monogrammed towels with
initials on them. Our initials. Big
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H, little J, little H.
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Those towels are a symbol.
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A symbol of what?
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about, baby.
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I have urges. Can't this wait for an
hour? Half an hour.
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You can take care of this in three
minutes.
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Joe, if you love me and you care about
us and care about building our lives
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together, you'll get on the damn plane
and get me my towels.
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Big H, little J. All right, all right,
all right.
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I'll go and get the towels, but I just
want to tell you one thing.
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Right now,
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The little J is not very happy.
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Where are you going?
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Well, apparently I'm flying to Boston to
pick up some monogrammed towels.
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Well, I'm going to Boston. I'll pick
them up for you.
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I love you, man.
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No, it's got to be Joe. He's my husband.
Those monogrammed towels mean nothing
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coming from you.
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Why are you so full of hate?
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What's with her? Davis Lynch was under
house arrest in Rangoon.
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And she was on her way to New York to
see him. But now he's on his way here to
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see her, so she's freaking out.
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Why?
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Because she never... She never what?
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That's what we want to know.
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Never what, Helen? Yeah, never what?
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Yeah, what's going on? Yeah, yeah, what
is it did you never?
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Okay.
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I never broke off my engagement with
Davis. And he's on his way here to marry
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me.
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Wait, wait, wait. I don't get it, Helen.
How could you still be engaged to Davis
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if you're married to Joe?
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Well, that's why they call it a problem.
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So you never broke it off with him?
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Yeah, I thought you did it that night
that Joe proposed to you in that
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elevator. That's a story you told us.
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Well, I never told you the whole story.
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Joe, we're here. Where?
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Davis' floor.
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I've got to go in and break the news to
him.
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Okay, okay, I'll go with you.
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Joe, a girl doesn't bring her fiancé
with her to dump her fiancé. I was
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brought up better than that.
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What am I going to say to him?
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Well, how about all those who think
they're marrying Helen take two steps
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forward. Not so fast, Lynch.
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Okay, all right, all right. Look, I
really, really do feel for the guy. I'll
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wait downstairs.
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Thank you for being so sensitive.
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Davis, dear Davis, sometimes in life
things happen that we don't
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plan.
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I never meant to hurt you.
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I'm sorry, but I can't marry you.
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Davis to Davis, sometimes things happen
in life that we don't plan. I never
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meant to hurt you. I'm sorry, but I
can't hear you.
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Davis to Elvis.
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Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
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Davis to Elvis.
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You know, when you were late, I actually
started wondering if you were having
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second thoughts about getting married.
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Oh, no.
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I'm getting married. Oh, of course we
are.
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But right now, it's time to start
celebrating.
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Davis.
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Dear Davis, sometimes in life things
happen. And thank God they do. You know,
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for years, I was wondering if I'd ever
find the right person.
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To tell you the truth, my family was
getting a little nervous. I mean, look
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at me. I'm in my 30s. I'm still single.
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Let's face it, there was talk.
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Well, this ain't gonna shut them up.
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Before yesterday, if somebody had asked
me if I was happy, I'd have said, sure.
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Being here with you now, I realize that
my life began the moment you said you'd
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marry me.
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Champagne? You bet.
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Helen, you might want to pace yourself a
little bit.
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Nah, I'd do this instead of television.
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I'm here for you.
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I want this to be the most memorable
night of our lives. Oh, it's gonna be.
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Um, Davis, dear, dear Davis,
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sometimes in life things happen that,
um,
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we... Take five, boys.
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Why don't you go wait in the library
with the horn section?
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Chris, you have to listen to me. There's
something that I have to say. Well,
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sure, honey. Oh, wait a second. Come
here, come here, come here. It's almost
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time.
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All right, you see Times Square?
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Well, keep your eyes on the electronic
billboard.
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Three, two, one.
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Helen, you're my love.
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You're my life.
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You're my everything.
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What do you think?
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Davis.
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Davis. Dear Davis.
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Sometimes in life, things happen.
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When my family found out that we were
getting married, they insisted on
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meeting you immediately.
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Oh, good.
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Helen, I would like you to meet my
mother.
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Hello.
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I'm Mavis. Oh, you don't know how long
I've waited for this day.
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Welcome to our family.
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Oh.
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She's got a little surprise for you.
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This ring is the one that my grandfather
gave her when they got engaged.
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She wants you to have this. No, no, no,
no, I could not do that.
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Okay. Now, Grammy, come on.
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Come on, now.
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Come on, we had a deal.
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No, Davis, really, I can't. Yow!
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had the most amazing idea. Why don't we
get married right now?
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What? What?
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We're here. Why not?
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My whole family's here. You couldn't
swing a dead cat in this room without
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hitting a judge.
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What do you say?
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What do I say?
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A condition.
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What are you talking about? What
condition?
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It's Faulkner's syndrome.
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It's one of your really bad syndromes.
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Trust me, you don't want to marry
someone with Faulkner's syndrome, or as
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we call it, the big F.
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Helen, nothing on earth is going to stop
me from marrying you. I'll get you the
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best doctor in the country. No, see,
I've already seen the top Faulkner man.
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And he says that it's hopeless.
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Helen, nothing is hopeless.
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Not where love is concerned.
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David, it's a call from your office.
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Mom. They say it's urgent there.
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Yes?
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What?
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Oh, my God. When did this happen?
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I... Yes, of course.
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Helen? This is going to sound crazy, but
I have to leave for Burma immediately.
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What? I have an enormous amount of money
invested in Rangoon. And if I don't get
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there right away, we could lose
everything.
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Oh, okay. Now, don't you worry. As soon
as I get back, I'm going to get you a
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specialist. We're going to beat this
Faulkner's thing. I swear.
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I don't even have time to pack. They're
sending a chopper to take me to the
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airport. I'll call you as soon as I get
back.
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Helen?
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I love you.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Back off, Grammy.
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And then he left, and I never saw him
again.
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So he doesn't know about Joe? Well, I
was going to tell him when he got back,
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but he never came back.
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Well, he's going to be here any second.
How are you going to bring the news to
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him? I don't know.
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I mean, do you have any idea how much
this man loves me?
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I mean, the thought of marrying me was
probably the only thing that kept him
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alive all those months.
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My, don't we think a little bit of
ourselves.
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What am I going to do?
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Well, I'm not just saying this
because...
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Joe's my brother, but, um... I really
don't think you should marry this guy.
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Hey, what's the matter with you people?
You're missing the real point. I mean,
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nobody has asked the important question
here.
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What happened to that big-ass ring?
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Oh, right, the ring.
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You kept it in the cash register?
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Couldn't very well keep it.
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I just figured out what I'm gonna do.
What?
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I'm gonna get the hell out of here.
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happened to you in the paper. Are you
all right?
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It was really terrible. I wasn't free to
leave. I wasn't allowed outside contact.
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And for the last three months, I think
the chef was just going through the
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motions.
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Hey, Packard.
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Nice to see you.
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How's your brother?
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Great. He's married now.
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to talk in private. There's so much I
have to tell you. There's so much I have
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to tell you.
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You might want to let her go first.
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Well, it's been so long since I've seen
you, Davis.
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I don't know where to begin.
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Well, I do.
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You're even more beautiful than I
remember.
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Oh, Davis. Oh, you poor thing.
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One second, word. our engagement party,
and the next I disappear off the face of
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the earth. Oh, hey, you were captured in
a military coup and held prisoner for 16
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months in a foreign country.
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It happens.
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It was killing me to think that you
didn't know where I was. It must have
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been hell for you.
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Well, it was hell-ish.
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What'd she say? What'd she say?
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It was hell-ish. What was it? It was
hell-ish. What? It was hell-ish. Hey.
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She said it was hell-ish.
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What's hellish?
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Uh,
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Casey lost an earring.
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We can't find it.
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And it's hellish.
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Well, I got a flashlight in my office,
so that'll help. Oh, there it is. I got
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it. No, I got it. I got it.
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Hey, listen.
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What are you doing back here? We thought
you were in Boston looking for towels.
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No, they weren't ready.
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What do you mean, they weren't ready?
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It's just a misunderstanding. It's not
even worth talking about. Not worth
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talking about?
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I mean, they're your towels.
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Sister and brother-in-law's towels.
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My brother and sister-in-law's towels.
My friend's towels. My good friend's
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towels. We want to hear the whole story.
Well, I will tell you, son. No, no, no,
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no, no. We want to hear it right now.
While it's still fresh.
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Yeah, we don't want to miss any of the
colorful details.
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Well, actually, it's a very interesting
story.
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Did you know the terrycloth comes in
four different weights?
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Four weeks, get out. I couldn't believe
it either.
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You're a remarkable woman, Helen. You'd
waited for me all this time.
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Oh, I'm not that remarkable.
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Davis, dear Davis, sometimes in life,
things happen. Yes, they do.
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Things happen that we don't plan.
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Exactly.
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I am sorry. Helen, I can't marry you.
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You can't.
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Marry me.
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I know this is a shock, but I've met
someone else.
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You can't marry me?
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No. In fact, this woman and I, well,
we're engaged.
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You can't marry me?
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Helen, we need to get past that part.
Wasn't it the thotomy that kept you
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alive all those months? Well, it did for
the first couple of weeks, and then I
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met Caroline.
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Well, that's for damn sure.
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So who's the bimbo?
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She's a cultural attache for the State
Department.
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She risked her life crawling through
sniper-infested jungles just to secure
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my release.
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There's always someone better, isn't
there?
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Doesn't this ring mean anything to you?
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Right, the ring.
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Look, this is embarrassing, but I'm
going to have to ask for that back.
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Fine, take it. I don't want it anyway.
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I'm stuck.
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Well, here, let me help. Help? My God,
haven't you done enough?
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So, instead of having Big H, Little J,
Little H, they had Big J, Little H,
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Little H. That's outrageous!
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Of all the incompetence.
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Well, I guess it's time to fade to
music. Where's Helen? Well, she's not in
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the office, that's for sure. Yeah, she's
in the kitchen.
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Relax,
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Davis, I'll get it off.
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Just go in the kitchen and get some
butter. No, no, no, you can't go in
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there. Why not?
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Anybody?
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Well, because we, we, we spilled a cup
of joe in there.
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That's right.
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While we were eating sloppy joes in
there.
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Oh, Davis, there's no need to hold you
up. I'll just get the butter, slide this
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baby off, and pop it in the mail. Hey,
hey, hey, Helen, you don't just pop a 6
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.5 carat diamond in the mail.
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All right.
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Wait. Roy, come here.
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Have a nice life. Goodbye. I understand
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how you feel, Helen.
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Come out. She's not in the kitchen.
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Oh, Helen. Hi, honey.
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Listen, I've got some really bad news.
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Oh? It's about the towels.
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Helen, I just can't let it drop like
this. Lynch, Hackett?
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What are you doing here? I came here to
see Helen.
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Uh, why would you come to see Helen?
Well, actually, that's between me and
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her. Well, actually, no, it's not. She's
my wife, so... Your wife?
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Helen, what's going on here?
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Yeah, Helen, what is going on here?
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