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Who is it?

It's no one.

It's my father, okay?

Your father?

Why wouldn't you want to talk to Bill?

No, not Bill. My real father.

Oh.

I thought you guys didn't talk.

Nope. Not since he walked out on my mother.

Well, this is going to be awkward then. Nope, because I'm not going to talk to

him.

Come on, aren't you the least bit curious?

Nah, I already know what he wants. He's getting married, he wants me to go to

the wedding.

That sounds like fun.

Yeah.

Okay, not fun.

But you know, it's been a long time, Orion.

I think this would be a really good opportunity for you guys to hash this

out and forgive him.

Yeah, more like when hell freezes over.

Come on.

Do it for me?

What does any of this have to do with you?

Because this is the bullshit that you have stuck in your pea brain.

And it's why you still won't ask me to marry you.

That is a load of crap.

It's true and you know it. You're so afraid that you'll end up like your

father that you won't even give me a chance.

Well, fuck you.

Alright, walk away!

I'm not gonna walk after you!

Hi, Dad.

That sweater's gonna be a little warm for California.

What are you talking about?

I called my dad.

And I am going to California for a week to spend time with him and his fiancee.

I would love for you to come with me.

That is, if you're still talking to me.

I'm only doing this for you.

You won't regret it.

Hi, I'm Jana.

Nice to meet you.

Um, Orion's still grabbing the rest of our stuff out of the car.

I have no idea what to pack.

Hello. Hi,

you must be Orion.

Yeah, you're, uh... Hi, I'm Jana, your dad's fiance.

Hi.

Um, so you guys must have had a long trip, so I'll show you to your room and,

uh, let you freshen up.

Hello.

Oh, Ryan.

I didn't see you there.

Where's Nina?

She's taking a nap.

She's tired from the trip.

Where's Trevor?

Oh, um, your dad's at the office, but he should be home early today.

Can we please not refer to him as my dad?

Sorry.

Got anything to drink?

Oh, yeah.

What should I make you? What do you want?

We have milk, OJ.

Beer would be great.

Beer. Here. Here you go.

So,

um, how long have you and Trevor been dating?

Two years.

Just around.

Where did you meet him?

Um, oh, at an office party.

It was like this Christmas thing where we did the Secret Santa and then we got

each other.

Yeah, that makes sense. He always liked office sluts.

Excuse me?

Oh, you didn't know him?

He left my mom for some office whore.

He was always banging everybody there.

Um...

is a wonderful and kind and loving person, and he's really good to me.

I'm sorry that your mom got hurt all those years ago, but that doesn't have

anything to do with me.

And another thing, I am not a slut, and I am not a whore, and I will not be

disrespected in my house like that.

Who the hell does that bitch think she is?

What did I miss?

She just started screaming at me for no reason!

What did you do?

Me?

It wasn't me, it was that homewrecker!

Homewrecker?

You mean... Janna?

Ah, for the love of... Jello, what the f- What did you say to that poor woman?

I called her a slut and a whore because that's exactly what she is.

You don't know that and for the record it's none of your damn business if she

is one.

Who says that?

Now get back out there and apologize to her.

No!

This is ridiculous, Orion.

I love you, but you have some serious issues.

Now you put on your big boy pants and get back out there and apologize to her

or I swear I will leave you for good.

No matter what you want or wish the past to have been, it's just that, the past.

Hey. I, um, I'm sorry.

Alright? I, uh, I wish I could take back what I said.

But you can't.

You can't take it back.

You already said it.

I'm just really mad at Trevor.

I'm taking it all out on you, and that is unfair.

Well, I talked him into inviting you, and I just thought if you and him and

your sister could all get in the same room, that would be, like, Bam. Good

relationship. Obviously not. Epic fail.

Hey.

What's going on?

Nothing. Nothing at all.

Hey. Hey.

How you doing, son?

I'm fine, Dad. How are you?

I'm good. Things are, uh, things could be better.

Great. That's awesome.

All right, well, I'm, uh,

I'm gonna freshen up.

You hungry?

She's a great cook.

Can I make something?

Uh, thanks, uh, delivery tonight.

Hey,

tell you what, I know you've been really busy with the wedding stuff, so I'll let

you slide this time.

I want pineapple.

Okay.

What is wrong with you?

You're going to have to try a lot harder than that.

I don't have to do anything at all, all right? You wanted me to come, and I

came!

Keep your voice down. You're being a spoiled, rotten little brat.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

You do not have to watch your mother cry herself to sleep every night for years!

Didn't she get remarried? Yeah, twice to assholes.

Is that my fault?

No, but... Yeah?

How?

Look, you're dumb and you're beautiful and you make him happy and he doesn't

deserve to be happy!

Why, should he be miserable like you? You are so fucked up.

I do not have to take this shit from you.

Don't let the fucking door hit you in the ass on the way out.

Ryan, are you in here?

Hey.

What's going on? I heard you. I'm okay.

Thank you, sir.

Ryan, what is going on?

Nothing.

Don't give me that bullshit. You're acting like a caged animal.

that come from?

Thank you.

You know where all the right buttons are.

Boom. Boom.

Yes,

yes, yes

Come on, come on.

Yes.

Fuck yes.

Thank you.

I don't know how much more of this I can take.

I'm teething.

You're fucking so good.

Thank you.

Oh my god!

God damn it.

Oh God, you're getting so tight.

He's in charge now.

He's in charge now.

Thank you

There we go.

Oh. Oh my God, man.

Yes.

Fuck.

What? I haven't done this in a long time.

I forgot how good you feel.

Yes.

We're about to order food. What do you guys want?

Oh, sorry. We'll be out in a minute. Yeah, don't worry about us. We'll find

our own thing to eat.