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Come on in.

Hey, I think I left my chemistry book here.

Okay. Let me go check.

Okay.

Oh, hi, Ms. Powell.

Oh, hi, Brian.

I didn't know you were coming over.

Yeah. I left my chemistry book here, so... Oh, okay.

So, uh... So how have you been?

I'm good. How are you doing?

I'm good. Good.

What have you been up to?

You know, just going to school and shit.

Nice.

Yeah.

I've got to get out of here.

See you later. Bye.

Bye, baby. Good seeing you, Brian.

I'm really worried about this relationship you have with Brian.

Why the sudden interest?

Well, I think you really should be focusing on your studies and not dating.

Mom, seriously.

He was flirting with me.

Oh, really? Is that how you see it?

Looks more like the other way around to me.

I was not.

Yeah, right.

Okay, first of all, I would never flirt with anybody that young.

I'm not like your dad.

He's the one that's marrying some college girl.

Oh, come on, Mom. It's fine. They get along.

What, are you jealous?

Of what?

That's it.

You're jealous. I am not.

Mom, you know you and Dad are never getting back together, right?

Okay, you know what? You don't need to lecture me, young lady.

What is it you're jealous of? Is it the fact that Dad is happy and you're not?

Or is it that she's still young and beautiful and you're not anymore?

Okay, you know what?

She's half his age, okay? She's practically a child.

She's not a child. She's four years older than me, and I am not a child. You

just don't see that.

Okay, you know what? This is not going the way that I had it planned.

Yeah, I know. That's because you can't control everything, Mom.

Okay, you know what? You don't talk to me like that.

You know what? I'm going to do whatever I want and see whoever I want.

No, no, no, no. Not as long as you're under this roof.

Great. Fine. Fine.

I need to study now.

You know, I'm really worried that this marriage thing is going to really impact

the business.

I'm sure they're going to have a prenup.

I'm not so sure.

But even so... Listen, Renee.

You two were married an awfully long time. And even though you've been

divorced for a few years, you're still allowed to have feelings for him.

Yeah. I think the only feelings I have for him are... repulsion.

Men are so fucking predictable.

Hey, Katie.

Hey, Eric.

How are you?

Good. Beautiful day, isn't it?

It is gorgeous.

Yeah. You know, I think I might join you if that's okay.

I think that's a good idea.

You got a towel?

Yes, I do.

Oh, thanks.

Shame to waste the sun.

I know, it's such a beautiful day like this.

Yeah.

You been out here long?

Too long.

I love a big day like this.

Oh, do you have any lotion?

Sunscreen? Yeah.

That'd be great.

You don't want to get burned.

I guess you're very careful, huh?

Well,

you know what? You're looking a little bit crispy yourself.

I think I might as well use some of this on you.

I'm covered. Look at me.

Get a little red on that area there.

Lucky I came along. Thank you.

Thank you.

A little bit toasty there.

Be careful of the sun. It's pretty strong out here.

Oh, that's

helping so much.

Eric!

What?

What are you doing?

I'm just... She couldn't reach her back. She was burning. I was putting some

lotion on her. That's all.

Geez, Eric.

Oh, come on, Mom. Don't be so weird.

You're such a prude. I was just putting some stuff on the back.

Katie. Katie.

Katie.

Katie. Katie.

I'm not a prude. That's just inappropriate behavior.

I mean, come on.

I've had enough, Mom.

Enough? Enough of what? Of you.

Always treating me like I'm still a little girl. I am not a little girl

anymore. I am an adult, and I can do what I want.

Okay, yes.

Technically, you're an adult.

But... I mean, you're still my little girl.

I'm not a little girl anymore.

Fine. Then while you're under this roof, you're going to obey my rules.

I'll just go with that, then.

Oh, really? You're just going to go off with him and his young little wife?

Really? The one that could pass for your sister?

Yeah, at least she won't be on my case all the time.

I'm sorry, babe.

She's all grown up now.

She's going to get used to it.

It'll be fine.

Katie. Hi, Dad.

Just one suitcase?

Yeah, I had to get out of there.

I'll just get the rest later.

Things must have gotten pretty bad at Mom's, huh?

Yeah, understatement.

All right, come on in.

Oh.

I'll just unpack that later. I just want to rest right now.

That sounds good.

Yeah.

Well, thank you. That's great.

Oh, no worries.

Thank you for helping me drive here and everything.

Yeah, I just... No problem. I just can't believe you're actually going to go

through it finally.

I have to get out of there.

You won't believe what she said about you.

What?

She said you were hitting on her.

What? Yeah.

Huh.

Well, she was being kind of nice.

Now that I think about it, she was kind of flirting with me.

She was.

I mean, she's hot, but compared to you... Why not?

No contest, not even close, babe.

Good answer.

But, do you think she's hot?

Well, I mean, 20 years ago, she was probably fucking real hot. But then,

again, that would make her you.

She's so bad.

I know, I know.

No, but seriously, she tried to say I couldn't see you anymore.

Well, you're here now.

I am.

So cute.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

Shit.

Hi.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yes. Don't stop. Don't stop. Just keep jumping.

Oh, yes, baby.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yes.

Come over.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

So come on.

Seriously.

What am I going to do about my mom?

It doesn't really matter.

You're here now with me.

Yeah, but still.

I need to teach her a lesson.

Show her that she can't fuck with me like that.

I'm sure you'll think of something.

Evil and devious.

Yes, I will.

Thank you so much for helping me, by the way. I'm just glad to help you, by the

way. I know. Mom wouldn't lend me the car.

Plus, I don't know who could help me with these heavy boxes. Sit here. It's

nothing, really.

Hang on. Let me do that. That one's a heavy one.

I got it. I got it.

Thank you so much. That's all right.

All right. I think we're done.

Come on.

Get in.

How am I going to repay you for all the help that you've done?

I told you it's fine, really. I'm just glad to help my woman's little girl,

really, that's all.

Okay.

Let's go.