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Oh,

my God.

No, oh

Somebody, help!

Make it stop,

please!

♪ Come on baby baby won't you let me in, ♪

♪ Love me once you can love me again. ♪

♪ Won't you let me in? ♪

♪ Baby, let me in. ♪

♪ Open up, and I'm up to you... ♪

Beautiful night, don't you think?

Can't you take a hint and get lost?

You can walk away with something.

We can make this easier on everyone.

♪ I'm begging you, don't say don't. ♪

♪ Come away, you got my heart. ♪

Thank you!

Is Jack in on this?!

You don't give a rat's ass what anybody says to you.

I don't like where this is going.

No woman's gonna come between me and my family.

What are you doing?

Hey!

What are you doing?

Come on.

Fucking cunt.

Give me back my 20 grand.

Jack, stop. Jack, stop!

Fucking kill you.

I hear that knock.

The little Scotsman knows who makes him stand.

I ought to fucking...

It isn't Mrs. thin...

Mrs. Fucking thinlips.

Get ready for 1980!

10, 9, 8,

7, 6, 5, 4,

3, 2, 1,

Happy New Year!

Mmm...

Your day as shitty as mine.

Name's Doug Clark.

Oh.

Carol Mary Bundy.

Carol for short.

I'm not really the person you're thinking of.

- That's good to know.

So uh,

why so blue on New Year's Eve?

It's just too late.

It's never too late.

You want to dance?

Uh huh.

You don't wear a ring.

Are you married?

Nope.

No longer a member of that club.

Me either.

I'm still friendly with my ex, though.

That's a rarity.

What do you do, Miss Carol?

I'm a nurse,

you?

I'm a sound engineer.

Sound engineer.

What does that mean?

Well, we make pro audio equipment,

we mix records,

and we dub bad kung fu movies.

Bad kung fu movies.

Yeah.

A man with a wooden leg,

has the right of way.

Happy New Year.

Happy New Year.

♪ I'm gonna take it in my pocket. And a feeling in my bones. ♪

♪ Life is a desert. ♪

♪ Love is a storm. ♪

♪ In this lonesome city. ♪

So this is where you run off to, huh?

You bored with me already?

Heck no.

You're the king of conversation.

I think I had a little too much champagne.

Your place is lovely.

Lots of delicate little things in a...

All the right places.

It's the last of your bourbon.

Do you believe in love at first sight?

I do.

Sometimes you meet a person,

a shock goes through you, like...

Lightning.

All your emotions just...

explode.

How's that?

I'm not stopping you.

It's one of my specialties.

It's great.

It's okay.

Lets fucking fuck.

Let's fucking fuck.

Guess this pulls the curtain down on our romance.

Can't imagine you ever calling me again.

I'm not gonna stop calling you

until you tell me to stop calling you.

Don't say that unless you mean it.

You think I want some bubble-headed bimbo,

with clown makeup?

I need somebody real.

I need somebody to talk to.

He manages this place.

Get out of my face.

Shit, fucking cock.

I need a shower.

Hey look, another one!

Brother, there's a boat over there.

All right, we'll draw alongside and then we'll board it.

What do you suggest we do with them?

Throw the old man into the river, and we'll keep the girl.

Heh.

You agree?

OK, that was pretty good.

How about a little less on the extreme laughter?

Give me a little more humor with it.

Spot on.

Listen, I guess those two bastards

...will make easy meat of them.

...Hey, one of them's coming.

Ow!

Sorry

Carol,

these are for you.

Oh.

Yeah.

Back for seconds.

Can you believe it?

Can you blame him?

Might be time to retire the vibrator.

Oh!, you just turned on tired.

Don't stop!

Why do you make me so fucking hot.

What?

I'm just...

I'm impressed with how alike we are.

We're both Libras.

Want me to unpack for you?

No, I got it.

I cleared out a few drawers,

made some space in the closet.

Hmm.

Hmm, thank you for that.

I'll cook steaks tomorrow night.

Open that nice bottle of Chianti.

Hmm.

Do me a favor.

Huh?

Keep mine a little pink.

♪ I'm gonna ride that train, ♪

♪ ride that train, ride that train, ♪

♪ away from you. ♪

♪ I'm gonna ride that train right away from my pain, ♪

♪ the pain that I give in loving you. ♪

♪ You ain't no good, ♪

♪ you ain't no good. ♪

No, please!

Hmm, hot.

Oh, baby.

You're so sexy.

Ow!

Jesus, wildcat!

You're making a fucking meal out of me.

Sorry.

For crying out loud!

It's okay, Doug!

I know it's okay.

I'm gonna get a beer. You want a beer?

No, I didn't come here to drink.

I made you dinner.

I expected you hours ago.

Just calm down, little funky spy.

I need a little attitude adjustment.

time got away from you, okay?

That's it.

Wait.

Baby,

you can't think I'm as attracted to her as I am to you.

I... I want her to leave.

Oh, Dougie, might I help you with anything in there?

No, no, I'm out in a sec. I'm just, gotta find the opener.

All right.

Be out in a sec.

Dougie, can I help you? You need any help out there?

Hey, hey, hey.

She's a fucking sack of potatoes to me, okay?

You better cut it with this boohoo crybaby crap.

You wanna keep acting like my fucking parents?

That is a serious insecurity,

and I will be fucking out of here in the morning.

Is that what you want? No more fucking calls from me.

No more letters. No more nothing.

Me out of your life forever,

particularly now that fucking singing cowboy's gone.

I don't want to be...

I don't want to be second or third on your list.

I want to be number one.

You are. You are.

This is humiliating.

No, no, no, baby, it isn't.

It's a quirk.

A quirk of mine.

Go with it. Go with it.

And you and I got a beautiful future, okay?

Go with it.

Do you mind if we use the bed?

Because the sofa's a little lumpy.

I'll just...

I'll just hang out in here.

Now that,

is secure.

Okay, baby, I'm coming in now.

Just got the opener, and uh...

took me a little while. Sorry about that.

Ooh, my wildcat!

Oh, you're a foxy man.

Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

What am I doing?

This in my fucking apartment?

Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it!

Sure, sure. Okay.

Okay, that sounds fine.

Yes.

I'll call again later.

Bye-bye.

Jesus, you scared me.

There's bourbon in the bag.

I bet the farm you've got me pegged as asshole of the century,

after last night.

Whatever makes you happy, Doug.

My mouth moves ahead of my brain sometimes.

I didn't mean to offend you.

Oh.

Oh. It doesn't matter.

It does.

There's a little uh,

Hollywood party tonight.

Movie star friend of mine.

Interested?

Obviously.

Why didn't you tell me?

Because I wanted to see that look on your face.

Dougie, you made it!

Who's the babe?

Carol, I'd like you to meet John Holmes.

Gangbang on the New York subway's the next setup.

See anything you like back there, Carol?

They're here to dip their wicks,

and we got some damn fine coke, too.

Let me know when you're ready.

What's the name of the movie?

Oh, Nixon Nails the Nymphos.

Join in, watch whatever.

I'm up.

Get the fuck in there!

We don't got all day!

Action!

I am not a crook!

This is real sexual freedom, baby.

It's raw. Beautiful.

So are you.

That's why you're here.

My boobs feel free to the first time I got them.

Oh,

Freedom, huh?

That's what I am all about.

I got it.

It's okay. I... I owe him.

He made me get a second opinion on my eyes.

Yeah

He's a predator who preys on weak minds.

I'd be blind without him.

Lie about your wife's cancer,

to scam Carol's money?

What?

Ooh, that's rich.

Mind your own beeswax, mate.

Oh...

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

I bet he stole,

and spent all of Carol's settlement at the track,

and didn't give any to you and your daughter,

did you?

You pussy.

You make me puke.

Fuck off, dickhead.

Basically, the mortar shell that's coming down around you,

doesn't have any eyes, ears, or assholes.

And it's gonna hurt.

Pay her back.

Come on, let's go. Let's go.

Jack!

Hello?

Hello?

Hi honey.

What time is it?

Listen, ready for something way out there?

Huh?

You hooked a fish?

Who are you talking to, Dougie?

It's my accountant.

Well, tell him it's last call...

...you are buying me another drink.

...Sure, baby.

Don't let anybody take my seat.

-...She's another skirt. Inconsequential.

I know.

Hold the camera straight.

...I don't want a bunch of blurry shots.

They won't be blurry.

Trust me.

...You're the best.

...I'm about to reel in a wide-mouth bass, baby.

Good luck, Doug.

Oh sheesh.

So this is my humble abode.

My cousin Marisol loves clowns.

Oh.

Oh, I mean,

everybody loves a clown.

Why not you?

Do the tipsy dance.

Hmm...

Aah.

There it is.

Oh, my God!

What? What is it?

What?

The woman was taking our picture!

Oh, come on. What are you talking about?

Oh my God, yes, yes!

No, wait, hey look, I need some...

I'm gonna shove that woman's camera so far up her ass.

I know five-year-olds that are more mature than...

Was she the accountant you were talking to?

No, but I can't...

I see how this works now.

Would you keep your fucking voice down, please?

You're sick in the head pervert.

Ow! God damn it!

Fucking Heinrich Himmler has got nothing on you.

Hey, you know what? I bite back.

Smell this! Smell this! Smell it! Smell it!

You smell that? She was ready to take it in the ass.

Now, wake up the neighborhood tonight, huh?

Yeah, yeah.

Make some noise, baby.

Hello?

I agree to obey any order from my master.

I submit to any punishment my master sees fit.

Once I started typing, the words just poured out.

I agree to put on or take off,

any article of clothing or instrument of bondage,

my master commands.

A slave contract.

Whatever it takes to prove my love.

Hmm, that's a good start.

What are you up to?

Preparing your favorite dinner.

Roast chicken.

Yeah.

Wait.

Don't tell me you're off to Shamu the Killer Whales tonight.

No.

Some of the guys are getting together to watch a game,

so I just told them I'd swing by.

Okay.

Fine.

By the by,

I'm wearing a pair of your underwear.

They fit?

Oh.

Very comfy.

You should put on a pair of mine sometime.

Okay, babe, I gotta go.

Love you.

Feelings mutual, baby. Bye-bye.

Hey, ladies!

looking for a ride?

You two look like fun loving tourists.

Let me guess.

Midwest.

Cleveland.

We're meeting a friend on Doheny Drive in Beverly Hills.

You going that way?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I go where Cindy goes.

All right.

Blondie you're in front.

String bean in the back.

Name's Gina.

Okay.

Gina.

And we are not from Cleveland either.

Okay.

Wrong city.

Doug?

Carol.

It's okay.

No, no.

No.

No.

No.

Carol.

Do you believe in true love?

That real love,

means,

everything,

no matter what?

Yes.

Two girls,

Step sisters.

They fought.

They scratched.

They screamed.

And then they stopped.

I'm done.

Doug?

You really did that with the dead girls?

The twins.

They pissed you off, so you...

Killed them.

Ah.

They forgot who they were dealing with.

Blondie started talking too much.

Don't even get me going on that string bean.

Where are they now?

An off ramp near Griffith Park.

Coyotes will eat well tonight.

Hmm.

How many Doug?

Ten

Maybe twelve.

All women?

Mostly ladies of the night.

You don't mean to be cruel.

It's just your nature.

Oh, don't tell anyone.

Or I will open you up from belly button to sternum.

I will not, no.

No, never.

Oh, good.

Then you'll wake up in the morning...

That's enough talk.

Was one of them a blonde?

Was she wearing a pink jumpsuit?

Listen detective,

don't give this to the media if you want me

to contact you again.

My ass will be on the line if my boyfriend sees a news report.

Just a sec.

Did you clean the emesis basins?

Did you fold the linen?

Yes.

Your shoes need to be shined.

I'm back.

All right.

This, this may be the one, or it might not.

Right, but you're not helping me either.

You're not putting my mind at ease.

Can I ask you something?

Of course, baby.

Doesn't any of this bother your conscience?

You ever been to India?

No.

Well, that's where,

you learn about the real worth of life.

People die in the streets there every day.

Plague,

dysentery,

starvation.

They don't cry.

They stack them bodies up and burn them.

Humans been dying of nonsensical reasons,

since the day of the caveman.

Some plot of land.

I don't know, some invisible god.

I mean, taking out a few of these idiots

before the Russians start dropping nukes on us,

ain't gonna make a dent in history.

You sure you're ready for this?

I work at a hospital. I've seen death.

Mm-hmm.

Oh God, that smell.

It is ripe. Whoo!

I call her the brush bunny.

She made me chase her through the brush to get her.

Look at over here. Look at her cheek here.

I diced it up real nice so the maggots wouldn't struggle.

What a skilled surgeon you are.

How long's she been out here?

I don't know. Three, four weeks.

I like to check in on my girls every once in a while, you know?

Let them know how special they are.

I love you.

Two men hunting for snakes,

made a grisly discovery underneath this discarded mattress.

Police confirm the same. 25 caliber pistol

...is the one used in the Sunset Strip slayings,

...that have been terrorizing,

Los Angeles.

...Investigators say a woman called in

...with credible information about the two

...Huntington Beach victims, and they urge her to call back,

...at 1-800-555-HELP.

What's wrong with Dracula? He's losing his monster power.

...So is Frankenstein. Monsterizer!

Hey.

Hey, Doug.

Everything all right?

I missed you.

Oh.

You're a sweetheart.

Move over.

Ah.

Ah.

Watching something on the tube?

Just some crap.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Now that's a good looking couple.

Look at that smile on your face.

I had to let the guy at Fox Photo have it.

He botched the entire rest of the roll.

This is the only one that made it through.

We look beautiful.

What an embarrassment that peanut farmer,

president of ours is.

Thank God, once Reagan gets elected,

the U.S. Will know I'm gonna be the fucking laughing stock

of the world.

Do I look okay?

Sit up.

Hold out your hands.

Now you look extra beautiful.

That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

On your stomach,

on the bed.

Aah.

Yeah.

You fucking take it!

Take it!

Tell me you fucking love it!

What's it like to kill someone?

It's silent,

and a roar.

It's a spotlight and a blackout all at the same time.

You feel like you can fly.

Sounds liberating.

You get it.

I didn't know if you would.

You said it before.

Our minds think alike.

Yeah.

Come with me next time.

My ultimate fantasy is to have the woman I love kill for me.

I... I... I can't.

Wish I could...

I agree to obey every command.

I agree to serve my master however he sees fit.

Those your words?

Yeah.

It's total bullshit, then.

What if we get caught?

We're not gonna get caught. I'm untouchable.

And if it blows up?

I'll take the fall.

I'm just gonna tell 'em you're

some bimbo who doesn't know shit from Shinola.

Do you trust me?

More than anybody.

Then stop hesitating.

We've only got a few wild years left.

Let's use them.

Use the fear.

Turn it into power.

Look at me!

Some people deserve to be eliminated.

Like Aussie man Jack.

We can get away with anything as long as we believe in us.

Okay. Okay, I'll go. I'll go.

I knew you had fire in you. I knew it.

Sit up!

Hold your hands out. Sit up!

Take it.

You never aim it,

unless you're ready to kill.

Look at me.

That's your target.

Eyes on that.

Eyes on it.

Steady your hand.

Deep breaths.

You're gonna pull the trigger,

not yank it.

Kill that fucker.

I love you more than anybody.

And I love you.

You're gonna make me so proud.

There's a construction site,

up off Doheny.

The girls there like to play.

If you're in,

give me a signal.

What kind of a signal?

Baby, am I ever having a blast?

Baby, am I having a blast?

Perfect.

Stick to the script.

Never improvise.

I obey my leader.

Took a wrong turn to Disneyland, Sugar?

Are you available?

I'm Pete. This is Melissa.

Does it bother you?

Him being a dirty dog?

Hey,

Melissa and I are into open relationships.

I was asking Melissa.

This is nothing but sex.

Love is love.

If you say so.

Where's the money?

Business first.

Leave it on the dash.

Fair enough.

Uhmm... is not gonna take long.

Wanna park it outside?

I wanna watch.

Okay.

Undo your pants?

First I want a kiss.

Ha ha

Save the germ exchange for Melissa.

You could be a human before you're a hooker.

You want me to step out of the car,

or do you want a blow?

A blow.

Good.

Undo your pants.

Yeah.

Little more teeth.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Baby am I having a blast?

At least one of us...

Is this a fucking joke?

Do it!

Do it!

I knew you wouldn't fucking do it!

I went through the whole fucking thing with you!

I'm sorry.

Breathe! Steady hand!

Aim!

Pull!

Don't fucking yank the trigger!

How fucking hard is it?

I just got nervous. I'm sorry.

You got nervous?

You got... There are no nerves in this game!

Alright,

we got a second stage here.

So gather your fucking shit together and let's do it right.

Sure.

If you fuck this up again,

if you fuck this next part up,

I will leave you in the fucking ditch.

No, no, no.

I will fucking...

slice you up.

I will do it right.

She really did have one peach of an ass.

Towel.

It sure is hard to get blood out from under your nails.

Maybe I'll cut them.

My mom used to take such good care of her nails.

Buffing them, painting them pink.

Tonight wasn't the big turn-off I expected.

It was like watching a movie.

Let... Let's do it again.

Shall I...

Shall I kill.

Shall I prepare a kill-back for tomorrow?

You think this is a game?

What if she escaped?

I don't fucking trust you.

Hey,

I got confused.

Give me another chance?

Nope. Dismissed.

You were in my unit.

You'd be fucking court-marshalled.

Oh, that's so unfair.

I gave you the signal.

Why didn't you shoot, bitch, huh?

Were you looking for an out?

No, I swear.

When the hazard lights flash,

that's when you fire.

Right between the fucking eyes.

Is there anything we have talked about,

that has gotten through,

in that fucking pea-sized, brain of yours?

I got confused.

I mean, I was nervous.

You're a gutless worm.

You'll never get it.

You'll never be anything in life.

You're a fraud.

I've ruined everything. Just shoot me, end it!

You're so fucking good at it, right?!

You know what?

You want off yourself, you go ahead.

I don't care.

But this whole fucking thing,

us, is over.

Where are you going?

To walk the cat.

We don't have a cat. When are you coming back?

I am not coming back.

Doug, please, I'm sorry.

You don't mean that.

I'll get it right next time, I promise.

♪ I was born inside a hard rock, ♪

♪ My daddy was a stone. ♪

♪ I was born inside a hard rock, ♪

♪ My daddy was a stone. ♪

♪ And I fell down on the highway... ♪

Hikers in the Malibu Hills...

...found the body of an unidentified woman this morning.

...She'd been shot once in the head.

...Police are working to learn who she was

and how she ended up in...

Good morning, Doug.

You were right to be upset.

I blew it.

If I talk about this right now, I might kill someone.

I won't lose focus again.

You...

Were more than sloppy.

You're everything to me.

I give...

everything.

To you.

Whatever it takes.

Whatever.

I'm fucking going to bed, Carol.

♪ Hold me close.♪

Okay.

♪ Hold me tight. ♪

♪ Say you love me, ♪

♪ for tonight. ♪

♪ But in the morning, ♪

♪ come rain or shine, ♪

♪ I'll be gone. ♪

♪ I'm not a man. ♪

Gutless.

Not today.

Why was this door locked, Carol?

The door wasn't locked, Doctor.

You know that's against regulations.

I heard her scream.

Martha's disoriented again.

She thought I was her husband.

Martha, dear.

No, no, no, no. No, you know.

Easy. You're safe, dear.

No one's gonna hurt you.

Okay.

Alright

Murderer!

M..M..Murderer...

Alright dear.

Okay.

Alright.

No sshh...

It's alright.

It's alright sweetheart.

You're safe in here.

Mur... mur.. murderer...

What?

Mu... Murde... rer

Easy sweetheart

You're fine, gonna be fine.

Don't worry.

No one's gonna hurt you.

It's a piece of shit movie.

I mean, there was no plot whatsoever.

It was romantic.

I liked it.

You are, Miss Average American.

What do you say we grab a drink?

Let's have us a time instead.

Forget it.

I can't count on you.

Yes, you can.

I'm all in.

I'm the devil's mistress.

If we do this,

there's no mistakes.

Let's do it.

Be my devil's mistress tonight.

Or be maggot food, Carol.

Hmm.

Got it.

So, how do you girls like L.A.?

All we seen of it is Hollywood.

Yeah, haven't even been to the beach yet.

You girls will love our friends.

Their house is a mansion with a gigantic pool.

It's boiling out. Why are you wearing gloves?

Oh, my hands are always cold.

Where are we? I don't see any street lights.

You didn't say it would take this long.

Look, we'll give you your money back.

Just drop us off in Hollywood.

No, no, no, ladies.

When you live in L.A.

For a while, you'll realize,

it's very spread out.

Cut the stare lady you're giving me chills.

You're a little plump, aren't you?

You're not skinny yourself.

Are you calling me fat, bitch?

Oh God!

Look, I'm sorry I made you hot around the collar,

but you started it.

Hey, hey, tell her this isn't funny.

Tell her to stop.

Baby,

am I having a blast?

Huh!

Okay, I'll do whatever you say.

Tell her I'll do whatever you say.

Please!

Oh.

You're afraid I'll shoot you, too?

Uhh.

Oh my, momma.

Hey.

You feel it?

It's like a bolt of lightning ripping through me.

Every nerve ending is alive.

This is your first divine moment,

and you only get one of them.

Baptized in fire.

We are partners is that right? All the way?

Running and gunning, baby. This is how a blood oath is made.

Prove it.

I'm speeding up.

Oh my God.

We did it.

Oh my God, we did it.

Oh my God, we did it.

What are we gonna do with that thing?

Whatever you want.

Doug?

Doug?

Oh

Hmm...

Hey, baby.

What do you got?

You were right.

It's time to send fatty off in grand style.

Imagine the cops busting in our freezer door.

She's next to the strawberry ice cream.

Why?

Cut the stare, lady.

You're giving me the chills.

Hmm... hmm... hmm... hmm... hmm.

I'm gonna miss those sweet lips of hers.

Whew.

Sometimes I wish we could share our genius with others.

Come on.

They'd never understand.

We got ourselves a special chromosome.

We're revolutionaries, you know.

Only interested in greatness.

Eyes forward. Eyes forward,

I think we got the... The boys in blue in back.

Just ah, where's the gun?

It's in my tampon bag.

I've never been in trouble.

Be calm, be calm.

Oh God.

What?

Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, Carol.

I told you not to defrost that fucking thing.

I made up fatso's face up like a Kewpie doll.

Just stay calm over there. Put it down,

Put it down.

Keep your shoulders down.

Just keep breathing.

I think...

I think we got lucky.

They're more interested in somebody else tonight.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Thank God.

Whew

Lucky, lucky.

Grab some towels and see if you can get that blood up.

This whole thing's heating up.

I don't like it.

That murder mobile's gotta go.

Sell it.

We'll get something new.

I don't know, torch it, insurance, something, I don't know.

We didn't fuck up tonight.

Sure, shit feels like it.

Let's try something new.

A sex slave.

Your idea,

your rules.

A sex slave? Huh?

You can keep her in your

rental garage.

It's remote.

Yeah, thick walls.

She could scream all night.

Nobody hears her.

Some girls cry for help.

I beg for more.

You always this ready to bleed?

You like control, so take it.

♪ I need a hand down babe, ♪

♪ starving for love. ♪

Find me someone.

♪ I was lost and lonely man. ♪

♪ I had no life, I had no plan. ♪

♪ You came along and changed my way. ♪

- Take the five. I know a place.

They're healing.

They look a lot better than last week.

You're not taking any pictures off my ass, are you?

No, absolutely not.

There you are.

Nobody knew where you went.

I'm photographing Mr. Petek's dermal ulcers.

I need a word.

My office.

I have twenty more patients scheduled for photographs.

The photographs can wait.

Of course, Doctor.

She won't eat.

She's terrified of her own daughter.

I saw her right before your visit.

She was calm, smiling.

Now she cries nonstop.

If that was your mother, how would you feel?

I followed protocol, doctor.

Did you?

Because I've got nurses telling me that

you never stop talking to her about that killer.

Sunset Slayer.

There's gonna be an investigation top to bottom.

If I were you, I'd get a lawyer.

Here comes trouble, mates.

Jack,

Can I speak with you, please?

It's important.

Please?

He makes me pack this for him before he goes out hunting.

Calls it his kill bag.

Proves nothing.

I've known real killers.

That prissy bastard wouldn't last a minute.

I've seen him.

Seen what?

I'm an accomplice.

You're helping a murderer?

He threatened to kill me if I ratted him out.

Why tell me this?

Because you're next on the list.

He keeps talking about you,

and little Jenny.

The cocksucker touches my daughter.

What did I do to him?

Says you used me took my money.

Why haven't the cops caught this freak?

He's smart.

I gotta get back in.

If Doug targets you,

I can't stop him.

Figures you'd fall in with a lunatic.

Two peas in a pod.

Meet me here after closing.

We'll figure something out.

I'm gonna butterscotch you.

I'll have none a that.

♪ If someday, the sun won't shine ♪

♪ no rain will fall, the wind won't wind. ♪

♪ Maybe someday. ♪

♪ If some night the river won't flow, ♪

♪ the roads won't bloom, the trees won't grow, ♪

♪ Maybe someday. ♪

♪ Then we'll all be free. ♪

♪ If some day the hills will crumble, ♪

♪ the grass will burn as the buildings tumble. ♪

♪ Maybe someday ♪

♪ Maybe someday it all come down, ♪

♪ to disappear without a sound. ♪

♪ Maybe someday. ♪

Come on, let's get out of here.

Oh, babe.

See you tomorrow, sexy.

Bye, Jack.

Get in the car.

Can't do it.

Why not?

Any money I make goes to me bookies first.

Your daughter's life is on the line, Jack.

a few thousand dollars from you by next week,

or you won't like what happens.

If you thought you tricked me into thinking,

Dougie was a psycho so I'd pay your money back.

You're ditzier than I thought.

I'm desperate, Jack.

I'm about to lose my job.

Good.

Never understood why they let a loony bird

be a nurse anyway.

Don't keep me waiting.

Ah, ah little romance, please.

Now it's romance you're after?

Jeanette laughed in my face,

when I asked about her chemo treatments.

You lied through your teeth,

to get my twenty grand.

You'll get your money.

You wouldn't give a shit if I was living in a cardboard box.

You crying again?

The little Scotsman gets mean when he's waiting.

Hmm...

The Little Scotsman knows what he needs.

There.

Guess you do have a brain in there.

Huh. Get in your belly for Mama.

You're gonna do two tickets to paradise.

Nobody does this as good as you.

Oh, Just you wait.

Nice to know you're good for more than whining.

I'm gonna relax you from top to bottom.

Holy shit, I did it.

I'm nutty, huh?

I'm the crazy one?

I'm nutty, huh!?

Crazy woman!

♪ Walking up brodway slippin down the Maine, ♪

♪ Met a policeman, he asked my name. ♪

♪ Now mama, ♪

♪ wished I'd listened to you. ♪

♪ Threw me in a jailhouse on my knees, ♪

♪ first thing I saw was black eyed peas. ♪

♪ Now mama, ♪

♪ wished I'd listened to you. ♪

♪ I was a jailbird all night long. ♪

♪ Mama came in and took me home. ♪

♪ Now mama, ♪

♪ wished I'd listened to you. ♪

♪ I spanked on the butt till I couldn't sit down. ♪

♪ Sit in my room, I was prison bound. ♪

♪ Now mama, ♪

♪ wished I'd listened to you. ♪

Hello.

I'm bringing Jack home.

Tell Murray to lick my balls.

He's not welcome here.

It's just his head, Doug.

With two bullets in it.

Idiot.

I'll be home in fifteen minutes.

Wait out front.

Stop the car!

Stop the fuckin' car!

Where is it?

Why the fuck?!

Things went sideways.

I just... I just wondered what he...

No, no, no. You opened your mouth, didn't you?

What the fuck did you say about me?

Nothing, Doug. I...

Nothing?

Nothing?

I... I...

Get your fucking ass over here.

Scoot the fuck over!

You fucking ruined everything!

♪ Well I woke up in the morning to an empty sheet, ♪

♪ ran out to the window looking out on the street. ♪

♪ Saw my baby running just as fast as she can. ♪

♪ Her hat on backwards and in a suitcase in her hand. ♪

Sorry you missed it.

I didn't flinch.

This is your last mistake.

You hear me?

Loud and clear.

Well if you're gonna fucking do it.

Do it.

Adios, Jack!

I did it.

Last,

mistake.

And get in the fucking car.

I'm so sorry, Jack.

I'm so sorry.

Hey. make mine a highball.

Okay.

Hi, Rick.

Carol,

what can I get you?

A couple of high balls.

Nerves.

Sure.

Any news on Jack yet?

No ma'am, it's been six days already.

He's probably shacked up with some floozy.

Maybe so.

Anything is possible where randy Jack is concerned.

You're right.

What's up?

You seem a little off.

All the memories are hitting me at once.

Can we please leave?

No, we stick to the routine.

No exceptions.

That damn Aussie is haunting me.

Cool your jets, Carol.

When I think of poor Jenny growing up without a father?

It's the girl he was with last week.

She saw you together?

Jesus, Carol, we gotta go.

What?

Get up. We gotta go.

You have a light?

Thanks.

We found Jack's van.

The body's inside.

...fucking dead.

No! No! No!

Dead.

No! No!

Don't say that!

Don't say that!

No!

No!

Some son of a bitch took his...

No!

Cut his fucking head off!

Oh my God!

Stop it! Nooo!

♪ Now the fall, ♪

♪ And the fall, ♪

♪ bring sadness to the wind. ♪

♪ But can I say, ♪

♪ goodbye? ♪

Ah, coming!

Oh.

Coming.

Who is it?

LAPD. Open up.

Just a sec.

Ooh...

Uhh..

Doug?

Doug?

Uh... - What?

LAPD is at the door.

What?

Uh.. They're at the door.

Did you what uh what? Uh...

Let them in,

Doug, what's going on?

Let them in. admit to nothing.

Hmm, ah!

Your maid do something?

Just,

she's a dumbass.

LAPD.

LAPD.

Carol Bundy?

Yeah.

What can I do for you?

We have some questions we need to ask you.

Does Doug Clark live here also?

Uh yes.

♪ Oh bartender, bartender, ♪

♪ set him up again. ♪

♪ I'm only two whiskeys ♪

♪ away from the end. ♪

♪ And soon there will be, ♪

♪ a blurred memory ♪

♪ Of the morning she woke up, ♪

♪ and had to be free. ♪

♪ Just two more shots of double, ♪

♪ ta-da! ♪

How did my life turn out like this?

Will you please relax?

There's not enough evidence to hold us.

Nothing's gonna happen.

Wake up!

Pierce is looking at me like

I'm already strapped to a fucking gurney.

No, I'm

No, I'm a fucking failure.

Cheer up, Doug.

All is not lost.

Yes, it is.

I mean, I can't believe I voted to have the fucking

death penalty reinstated.

I'm a fucking walking dead man.

No, I'm... I'm...

Oh.

Carol.

Sweet Carol.

We were fucking doomed from the start, so...

That's that.

Don't touch the rest of my shit in here.

I'll be back for it.

You're upset now,

but one day you'll miss having me in your corner.

Fuck.

You haven't learned yet?

I don't have any fucking corners.

Blood oaths are forever, remember?

Just stay. Let's talk.

Don't do something you're gonna regret.

Let's talk. - Shut up!

Let's talk baby!

Shut up! Take another pill.

Pull out your fucking vibrator.

You'll be fine.

Please don't leave.

I need you!

Nothing left to take.

♪ Ain't no love, ♪

♪ in this house. ♪

♪ that we live in. ♪

♪ Ain't no affection ♪

♪ to be found, ♪

in these rooms.

♪ Ain't no love ♪

♪ in this house, ♪

♪ that we live in. ♪

♪ Just two strangers ♪

♪ who continue, ♪

♪ to pretend. ♪

This morning, we're going to get a take, OK?

Here we go.

Ah...

Oh. Hang on a sec, Tommy. Scratch that.

I need a minute.

Come in!

Jesus.

You look like a rug munching dyke.

Will you please put your arms around me?

Showing up here was a really fucking boneheaded move.

Please come home.

Nah! - I'll do anything

No!

I prefer to keep my fucking head attached to my fucking body.

Thank you very much.

I got a job to do. Please leave.

I'd rather be in jail than live without you.

I knocked myself out trying to please you.

Nobody fucking asked you to!

You volunteered!

My only regret is

I didn't bleed you that divorce money

before Jack did.

Now, get out.

Then I'll call the cops

confess what I'd done.

Oh, you fucking would, wouldn't you,

you crazy fucking cunt?

You would blow up your fucking life

well you're not fucking blowing up mine.

Not fucking blowing up mine.

Now get the fuck out of here.

It's been a morning, Tommy.

We got it figured out.

Technical issues are good.

Well it's been a lot of stuff on the news lately about these,

Uh...

Sunset murders?

Are you well-versed in these killings?

Mm-hmm, I am.

Well,

Well, detective, would you like to know

who's been committing them?

Sure.

I've done one of my own.

Calm down.

Let's take it from the beginning.

And. And...

Then we left the head in an alley.

He's fallen apart over it.

I'm just plain sick of it.

He wants to continue this,

and continue this.

And then I...

I...

I was reluctant partner in the hands of a maniac,

that overwhelmed me.

The whole thing, like a...

...a fantasy that's spiraled out of control.

Tommy!

Get him in the booth!

Carol Bundy?

Yes.

Turn around. You're under arrest.

Put your hands up.

Easy, please.

I'm disabled.

Bring em down.

You have the right to remain silent.

Everything you say can be used against you in a court of law.

If you can't afford an attorney,

one will be provided.

Do you understand your rights?

Yes.

Let's go.

Watch your step.

You fucking bitch.

You killed my husband!

You killed my husband!

I'm gonna fucking kill you!

I'm gonna fucking kill you!

♪ Well, I woke up in the morning ♪

♪ to an empty sheet. ♪

♪ Ran out to the window looking out on the street. ♪

Okay,

session 14, take 2.

Detectives?

You're under arrest, Doug.

You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can

and will be held against you in the court of law.

Search wherever you want, detectives.

The sooner we get this over, the better.

I barely knew Jack.

I had no reason to hurt him.

Ever pick up a prostitute?

What's that got to do

with Carol killing someone?

Just answer the question.

Okay.

On occasion,

if I want to get up at an ego boost,

I'll pick up a low-grade hooker, sure.

Ever heard of necrophilia?

Yeah.

And?

Not my cup of tea.

Doug

We found the gun.

I want a lawyer.

Sit tight.

Doug didn't make me do anything,

against my will.

Have you taken him into custody?

Yeah, we have.

He must be furious.

Do you have any regrets

over what's happening,

I mean...

About the people that you and Clark hurt?

Of course I do.

It's the stuff I'll beat myself up

about the rest of my life.

However...

However what?

The honest truth.

Yeah.

It's fun to kill.

And if I could run loose,

I'd probably do it again.

It's going to sound crazy,

and I don't think I'm that crazy, but...

It's a kick.

Like riding a roller coaster.

You know,

They say there's relief,

when something like this ends.

I don't agree with that.

Not at all.

You sit tight.

We'll be right back.

Uh...hmm.

Name's Doug Clark

♪ Walking the streets of Hollywood, ♪

♪ Walking the streets of Hollywood, ♪

♪ Walking the streets of Hollywood, ♪

♪ Lord, hallelujah. ♪

♪ The city's filled with dreamers, ♪

♪ searching for that gold. ♪

♪ These streets are filled with sinners, ♪

♪Bargaining for your soul. ♪

♪ The devil's on the corner, ♪

♪ Selling tickets to his show. ♪

♪ I'm in the middle, ♪

♪ But I stay out through I go. ♪

♪ A farm boy in the city, ♪

♪ there's a bird without a wing. ♪

♪ Try to fly but not too high, ♪

♪ put it on the string. ♪

♪ And all the people around it, ♪

♪ Our party's time to fall. ♪

♪ Just jump back up with a big old smile ♪

♪ when you hear your mama call. ♪

♪ Oh, Mama, ♪

♪ I promise I'll be good. ♪

♪ Oh, Mama, ♪

♪ I promise you'll be good. ♪

♪ I'll send you back to Coast Guard, ♪

♪ all the way from Hollywood. ♪

♪ Walking the streets of Hollywood, ♪

♪ walking the streets of Hollywood. ♪

♪ walking the streets of Hollywood, ♪

♪ Lord hallelujah. ♪

♪ Walking the streets of Hollywood, ♪

♪ Walking the streets of Hollywood, ♪

♪ Walking the streets of Hollywood, ♪

♪ Lord hallelujah. ♪

♪ Lord hallelujah. ♪

♪ Walking the streets of Hollywood, ♪

♪ Walking the streets of Hollywood, ♪

♪ Walking the streets of Hollywood, ♪

♪ Lord hallelujah. ♪

♪ Lord hallelujah. ♪

♪ Walking the streets of Hollywood, ♪

♪ up and down divine. ♪

♪ Up and down the sunset. ♪

♪ Walking the streets filled with fire. ♪

♪ Walking the streets of Hollywood, ♪

♪ Walk... Walk... Walk... Walk... ♪

♪ Walking the streets, walking the streets. ♪

♪ But in the morning, ♪

♪ Come rain or shine, ♪

♪ I'll be gone. ♪