All language subtitles for S07E20 - A Tale of Two Sister Cities [1080p AIUs] [EN]

Hey there, Helen.

Hey, Cleet, how's it going?

Cleet, that's gotta be trouble.

Come on, Roy's just the water delivery
guy.

Hey, I missed you last week.

Oh, yeah, I was at the dinner.

Oh, come on. With that pretty smile?

Yeah, you're right.

Nothing to worry about.

Man, that guy must work out seven times
a week.

That reminds me, I gotta take a nap.

Okay, I'll just go get you a check. I'll
be right back. Take your time.

I'll be here.

Hey, buddy, I'll take those for Helen.

I'm her husband.

It's okay. I'm just waiting to get paid.

Oh, well, here.

The cover?

Uh, yeah.

Well, just tell Helen I'll see her next
week. You might want to call first.

Helen's really not into water anymore.

Just hand me those bottles.

Whatever.

What are you doing with those bottles?
And where's Cleet? Had to go.

Another delivery.

So, where do you want these?

Well, Cleet, you should put them in the
kitchen.

Okay, no problem.

How would you like to get in on the
ground floor of the hottest new

investment opportunity of the 90s?

These are words I'm going to live to
regret. Tell me more.

Ready? Huh?

Rob's kebabs.

You mean shish kebabs. No, no, no, no.

Not just shish. No, no, no. Here.

Look at the brochure.

If you... Obscure it, they will come.

Well, uh, I'm sorry, Roy. I don't mean
to be a stick in the meat.

But, uh, all my money's tied up in
falafels.

Hi. Hey, Kacen. How's it going?

Well, I just got my two-week notice from
the Board of Tourism.

I'm getting laid off.

Oh, that's...

Rejected, worthless, stupid, and no good
to anybody.

Faye, why don't you just take her out
back and shoot her?

Yeah, I can't believe that they're
letting me go. I gave them such great

ideas for boosting winter tourism on
this rock, you know, and all they did

was just reject everyone.

Hello?

Uh, yeah, one second.

Casey, it's your boss.

What does he want? Well, isn't it
obvious? He probably wants to can you

now.

You pick a foreign city, and you
establish economic, cultural, and

tourist ties. And now Nantucket has a
brand-new sister, and her name is

Kieranon.

Kieranon? Never heard of it.

Kieranon. I know what that is. It's just
lovely, it is. It's got beautiful...

In a sandy... In a sky.

And, boy, there's just no better than...

You know more about it than I do.

Listen,

Joey, I'm running a little behind. Do me
a favor.

Pick up my suit from the cleaners, will
you?

I'm Casey's escort for that sister city
thing she's throwing tomorrow night.

Yeah, I guess she just wanted a
little...

To the pilot.

You are incredibly hot. I keep
fantasizing about all the things I want

to do to you.

Meet me after we land. I'm sitting in
back on the right.

Hmm.

This is not my scene.

What a difference.

A remake.

Hey. Hey.

What would you like?

Well, I see there's a ring on your
finger, so I guess it can't be you.

Oh, you.

Now, if you keep that up, I'm just going
to have to give you a whole lot of free

food.

Oh, man.

What a night I had last night. I met the
most fantastic woman. I

had the most passionate night of my
life. We made a connection like you

would not believe.

Really? What was her name? I don't know.

Let's just call her Passenger B6.

You don't even know her name? Well, you
know, we didn't do that much talking, if

you know what I mean. And next morning,
she left without saying goodbye. No

note, no nothing, just walked out the
door, didn't look back.

Oh, man, that's class.

You know what?

I really do not miss being single at
all. I am so glad that I'm in a long

-term relationship based on love and
trust. Excuse me, I've got to go save my

marriage.

Hey, how's it going?

She met Stanley.

Stanley? And she said her name is Helen.

Well, yeah, it's Helen now.

But, uh, when we were on the wrestling
team in high school together, it was

Stanley.

He was a small boy, but he was wiry.

You know, I think he's got... She's... I
think she's got her eye on you, lucky

dog.

You know, I don't think I'm that hungry.

I'll see you later, dude.

Hey, Helen, can I get a cup of coffee?
You sure can.

Faye?

Stentablor McCarnum, Helen.

Well, the same to you, Faye.

It's not even five o'clock yet.

means good afternoon in Kiruna. And this
is one of their native costumes.

I thought it would be a nice way of
saying welcome when they arrive today.

You know, I don't see why we have to
invite a bunch of foreigners here.

They take our jobs, they date our women.

Before you know it, they're acting like
they own the joint. Are you going to

pour that or what?

A rule by Prince Reptivon and his wife,
Princess...

is responsible for a third of the
world's talcum powder. Isn't that

fascinating?

Yes, but they're in a taped butt in the
whole place.

Hey, the prince and princess will be
coming through that gate right over

there, so we need the councilman here
and the press over there.

Oh, I've never been so nervous my entire
life.

Well, try not to perspire, dear. There
are dry people.

Your Highness, to our island. I am Casey
Davenport.

And even though this is not your
country, our goal is to treat you like

royalty. Now, if you just give us a few
minutes, our minivan needs a jump.

I'm sure our visit will be as delightful
as you are.

Oh.

Thank you for inviting us, Miss
Davenport.

And where, may I ask, is the other
lovely Highness?

Oh, actually, my wife... Came in
yesterday. She likes to mingle with the

locals. Ah, here she comes now.

Joey, did you see my... Oh, man.

Man, Joey, that's her.

Who? The woman I told you about. The
amazing, the fantastic... The princess?

Okay, so she was a little whiny, but
that doesn't matter.

Idiot, the princess of Kirinan.

And that's her husband, the prince. Way
to go.

Hey, come on, you guys. Casey wants us
over there. Their Highnesses are

receiving. Maybe I shouldn't go.

I mean, I've already received.

I don't know what to say. I've never met
royalty

before. Don't worry, Antonio. They're
just like you and me, only better.

Now just go over there and be yourself.
I'm sure they'll find you perfectly

charming.

Hello.

I'm Antonio Scarpacci. I don't know what
I'd do without talcum powder.

My racket, you know, I sit 12 or 13
hours a day.

Things can get pretty rosy down there.

Okay, let's move the line along.

I'd like to introduce you to my sister
Helen.

And her husband, Joe. Hello, your
Highnesses.

I'd like to offer you a great, big,
king-size welcome.

Next!

Joe Hackett.

Watch your back.

I would like you to meet Brian Hackett.

I'm sorry. I mean, I'm honored.

It's customary to kiss the hand of the
princess.

Believe me?

Last time.

Well, if you will just follow me.

Miss Davenport, I wonder if you could
assist me. Our two little princesses

wish to visit the salon before the
ceremony tonight. Would it be possible

to procure them a driver?

Oh, Antonio.

The princess would like someone to drive
her little girls to the beauty parlor.

It would be a privilege to have Kieran
on royalty in my cab, and I wouldn't

dream of accepting a penny for it.

Excellent.

Doctor, I bring in the girl.

Your Majesty, I am your most humble
servant.

Dogs? You want me to drive dogs?

Is it a problem?

No, no.

Lovely, lovely. Come, girl.

right back at you.

We're all so looking forward to tonight.
I promise it's going to be a really

great affair.

I can't wait.

There is nothing I enjoy more than a
really great affair.

I'll see you all tonight.

Goodbye, Princess.

See you later.

Well, so far, so good. I mean, I think
it's going to work. I'm going to save my

job. Great. Listen, about... Kieran, is
so... fascinating. Listen to this. The

national color is purple.

The official flower is the tuberose. The
penalty for adultery is cutting off the

man's pension.

Wait, not pension.

I really do need my glasses.

Oh, yes. Well, that makes a lot more
sense.

Okay, what is so important?

I'm not going to the party.

What? You're my escort. Give me one good
reason why you can't go. I slept with

the princess.

You better be talking about one of those
dogs.

Well, there was some barking involved.

You just hate my guts, don't you?

You must...

worst thing that I can do to Casey. I
know! I'll sleep with her sister, Cindy!

Oh!

Well, you people sure are note-happy.

Her Highness Princess Fala requests you
to sit beside her at tonight's

festivities. Well, I'm sorry.

Please inform the princess that I will
not be able to make it.

Put on your dancing shoes. We're
a-partying tonight.

There she

is.

Oh, I'm in trouble. See how low-cut that
dress is? You can see her garaginas.

All right, so I picked up a couple of
words last night. Two of them were

garagnas.

Casey, I need to talk to you now.

Antonio. Now.

Look, don't move.

Don't talk to anyone.

Don't do anything stupid.

You're really tying my hands here.

It's about the little princesses. The
dogs? What about them? They're not dogs.

They're furry, yapping piranhas.

Look what they did to me.

Antonio, where are they? I was driving
them to the groomer when they decided to

use my backseat as their royal party.

I stopped the car, and I told them to
get the hell out.

Are you insane?

Too soon to say. The rabies test hasn't
come back yet. Look, if I can hang on

just a few more minutes, the sister city
thing will be official, okay? You find

those dogs and bring them back here. Do
you understand me? Fine, fine, fine. You

know, there's still a few spots in my
cab they haven't followed.

It's just a six o'clock. What am I going
to do?

Okay, you just stick with me. Everything
will be fine. All right, yeah, I can get

through this, right? I got willpower. I
got self-control.

Hello, Brian.

May I have a word with you in private?

Absolutely. Upstairs, okay?

Princess! Princess!

It's not that I don't understand your
taste for our local fare, but there are

some, how can I say this, dishes that
are best tasted only once, much like

mango. The first time that you eat it,
you think, wow, this is the most

wonderful thing I've ever had. And the
second time, it's dull and stupid, and

you don't know what you ever saw in it.

Well, then you are not preparing it
correctly.

You have to handle it very carefully in
order to bring out the natural juices.

Believe me, when I serve mango,

Everyone begs for more.

So, who wants mango?

I could go for some fruit.

Princess, I think the prince is looking
for you.

Go, run!

No, he's just talking to that awful
kebab man.

Oh, my God.

If you'll just excuse me for a moment.

And in the kebab game, you got your fast
turnover?

You've got your low overhead, and you
have got one hell of a takeout business,

because remember, goat travels.

Your Highness, the city council is
waiting to speak with you. Oh, thank

you.

Why did you do that?

Stay away from the prince, Roy. I don't
want anything getting in the way of the

key to the city.

Oh, hello, it's Chopra, isn't it?

The little princesses.

They have returned?

Uh, no, but Roy's here.

You, uh, you look like a pretty shrewd
businessman.

I'm going to do you a big favor.

Your Highness, I just had an idea. What
if we exchange the keys to the cities

now and make it official?

Very well, but we cannot proceed without
my wife.

Where is the princess?

Well, last time I saw her, she was over
there, and now she's not. So if you will

just excuse me for a moment.

There you are. Where have you been?

Don't ask. I don't know what's wrong
with Joe. We drove up. The valet tried

to help me out of the car, and Joe
screams, Hey, buddy, ain't you getting

enough at home? And just fed off.
Listen, I really need your help. Just a

second. I'm going to try the national
cocktail.

That was kind of goofy, isn't it? You
don't have time to drink that. I am in a

lot of trouble. The princess is all over
Brian, and if the prince finds out, I'm

finished.

Well, what do you want me to do? Well,
distract him, dance with him, talk to

him, flirt with him. Just make sure that
he doesn't see them.

Oh, forget it. I'm not going to do that.

Fine. Then I'll just lose my job and
live off you for the rest of my life.

Yo, prince, come to mama.

I want to dance.

Oh, I don't think that's such a good
idea. Your husband is on the dance floor

and there's people all around.

Oh.

Okay. Okay.

Excuse me. Coming through.

Dead man walking.

I could do. The royal rodents are gone,
baby.

Long live Princesses Zelda and
Lightning.

See ya.

What is going on?

Those aren't the royal dogs.

Well,

on Nantucket, we take your dogs and we
give you...

No, Joe, just let me get my key.

Okay, pal, time to cool off.

Joe, what are you doing? What am I
doing?

Let's ask the prince what the hell he's
doing with my wife.

Why don't we ask him what he's doing
with my wife?

my call. My office number is
508-555-0174. Just ask for Casey

Davenport.