All language subtitles for S04E20 - Heres to you, Mrs. Robinson

Hee, hee, hee, hoo.

Hee, hee, hee, hoo.

Hee, hee, hee, hoo.

Hee, hee, hee, hoo.

Hee, hee. Wait right here. I'll get the
paramedics. Wait, boy, wait.

Wally's just learning how to breathe.

Well, the way she's doing it seems a
little weird.

But then, I'm self-taught.

It's one of the techniques they teach in
the natural childbirth classes Mac and I

go to.

Hey, macadamia, you're not sure you
better grab this lady.

Looks like you're trying to shoplift the
beach ball.

Hello, Harry.

Thanks again for agreeing to swear me in
as a U.S. citizen.

Oh, you're very, very welcome.

It means a lot to me to be sworn in as a
citizen before Junior here beats me to

it.

Something wrong, Mac?

No, my stomach feels a little
uncomfortable, that's all.

Could be sympathetic labor pains.

I read somewhere where a husband can
sometimes experience the same symptoms

as the mom.

It's true.

I went through it when my pet python
birthed a later egg.

Well, there must be hell on you when she
sheds her skin.

Now, this is right here.

Ready to start, sir?

Yeah. Let's see if we can whip through
the rest of the docket so we can get on

with our little swearing-in ceremony.

Very good, sir. I'm sure the others
won't mind waiting.

Nah.

Uh, Mac?

What others?

Well, when the Immigration and
Naturalization Service agreed to our

request that you'd give the oath to Quan
Li, I told them you wouldn't mind

swearing in a few more.

Well, hey, the more the merrier.

Who are these people?

We are the world.

Judge!

Thank you, Bo.

You got two left.

Can I have the hired help up to the
bench here, please?

Look at him.

Soon they'll all be part of the great
melting pot.

Be faster just to pop him in the
microwave.

All right, folks, now I'll... Obviously,
I'm going to need the help of anyone and

everyone who can show these people a
little patience and compassion.

Great. See you about 10.

Dan, I need you, too. Why?

Because we've got to make sure that
everybody belongs here and that their

papers are all in order. I made copies
of the master list for everybody.

Good job, man. Okay, now, you go over
their documents, compare them to the

list here, and make sure that everything
is the way it should be, and let's show

them a real New York City welcome, huh?

Okay? Give me your wallet.

That's the spirit.

Okay, Mr. Costas, Agostillos, and
family.

This is me.

Hi, well, if you'd answer... And I am
proud.

I am proud of my past life, and even
more, I am proud of my future as an

American citizen.

So, I dance to my future.

There's no more dancing, you promise.

Dad, I want you to meet Spiros, the
fruit of my loin.

Cute fruit.

You ever see such a face, Dad, huh?

15 years old and already showing the
signs of manhood.

Dad, it's just a pimple.

It is gross.

I love gross.

I dance to your pimple. Hoppa!

So, what do you do for a living,
Clinton?

Before I came to the U.S., President.

What company?

I was president of my country.

You were president of an entire country?

Until the revolution.

Officially, my title was president for
life, first minister, defender of the

constitution, prince regent, and
protector of the realm.

And now?

Knight manager of a 7-Eleven.

You went from a palace to selling
slurpees.

It does require a bit of adjustment.

One minute hearing your name chanted by
millions of adoring followers.

The next, making change for the Donkey
Kong game.

Little mistake here, Mr. Vega. I'm sure
they want your income in dollars, not

pesos. It is dollars.

I am rich, huh?

My social security number is not that
big.

Twelve years ago, my sister and I, we
come to this country with nothing.

Today, we know Robin Leach personally.

What did you do to make this kind of
money?

Sell a screwdriver to the Pentagon?

The American dream is true, amigo.

With good luck and hard work, my sister
and I, we made ourselves what we are

today.

Not a spare part?

We started with my grandmother's old
recipe and one little push cart.

Today we got an entire line of
restaurants.

My cart?

Batter fried bits.

That's all?

Bits of what?

Eh, formerly living things.

Explain this to me.

You parlayed inners and hot grease into
this monstrous fortune?

Mm-hmm.

Let's just say, if anyone were to ask my
sister to be his wife, he would become a

very wealthy man.

Maybe if we dipped you in batter.

Still bothering you?

Yeah.

I guess I'm having flashbacks from that
little breakfast you served up this

morning.

I know it was a little out of the
ordinary, but I have these cravings.

Giblet pancakes?

Thank you for your patronage.

Okay, Miss Agostino, see when your brood
can take a seat.

I love this America, Judd.

It is a country where a man can be...

Anything he wants.

Realize his dreams.

Reach for the stars.

Dad, you clean toilet.

I got the promotion.

Come, we will dance to my good fortune.

Dad, would you cut out the hopping
around?

I will dance as long as I have feet.

I think I can take care of that.

Use that affidavit, sir.

All right. Then let's hold this one over
pending the report from the probation

officer.

That's the last one in holding, Your
Honor. That's it?

All right, then. Let's get ready to make
ourselves some Americans.

We'll get them all lined up in front of
the bench.

I'll go get the Uzi.

I'll have to charge you.

Well, now, I guess I really don't have
to explain to you folks what an honor

and privilege it is to become a citizen
of the United States of America.

Every one of you has had to go through a
lot to reach this moment.

You've learned our language, our
history, our secret handshake.

Well, you have learned our secret
handshake, haven't you?

No, no, no. There's no secret handshake.
I was just kidding.

I stuffed myself into the dashboard of
adoption to get here, and he is kidding?

It's his inalienable right to make an
ass of himself.

God, he's good.

All right, then. At this time, I'm going
to ask each of you to raise your right

hand and repeat after me.

Matthew,

are you all right?

Matthew, are you all right?

No! No!

You got one left.

Keep going, sir. Don't worry about me.
It's just a momentary twinge.

Are you sure?

Yes, sir, I'm sure.

Okay, then let's take another shot at
it. Raise your hands and repeat.

I hereby declare on oath.

I hereby declare on oath.

That I renounce all allegiance and
fidelity to any foreign prince or

potentate. That was me.

Now cut that out.

If you're in pain.

That wasn't me that time, sir.

Well, then who was it? It was me.

Quan Li, what is it?

I'm in the middle of a contraction.

Are you sure it's a contraction?

Yes, I had one before.

How long before?

A couple minutes ago.

Oh, my God, they're two minutes apart.

him from the exorcist.

Oh, go get an ambulance.

You better make that a double.

Told you, we're extremely busy tonight,
so the most seriously ill and injured

get treated first. Good God, what
happened to him?

Well, after high school, I entered the
service.

No, no, it's not him. It's these two.

She's having a baby, and nobody seems to
know what's wrong with him.

He's having severe abdominal pains and
nausea. I think it might be

appendicitis. But you won't mind if we
get a second opinion.

Oh, no, of course not.

Get your focal point and do your
breathing. Come on now.

I can't. I forget what I... It's this
one.

I think I can.

My God, that woman could have a baby any
minute now.

Well, that's lunch.

Now,

I got a really wacky notion. She's going
to have a baby. Wouldn't it be peachy if

there were a doctor here to deliver it?

Well, no promises, but I'll... See if I
can scrounge one up.

The chute didn't open, right?

Oh, what's the matter, honey? Is it
starting to hurt again?

Well, here, just hold on to me.

Thank you for leaving the skin.

So the judge says to the guy, he says,
you know, you haven't done very well by

your ex-wife, so I'm going to give her
$400 a week. And the guy says to the

judge, well, that's mighty nice of you.
Maybe I'll try to kick in a couple of

bucks myself.

Yeah,

I get that a lot.

Hello, I'm Dr. Engelman.

Oh, do we have a little tummy ache here?

This is nothing really serious, right? I
mean, this kind of stuff you see every

day, right?

Not really.

I'm a podiatrist.

You're a foot doctor?

So? What are you implying?

Nothing. Nothing.

You think I'm not aware of the snide
remarks you people make about us?

You think I don't hear the raucous
bunion humor at parties made at my

expense? Well, let me tell you
something.

How dietary happens to be.

One of the most vital, important of all
the medical disciplines.

We are doctors, people.

And don't you ever forget that.

So, what do you think it is, Doc?

It could be his shoes.

Say what?

Oh, yes. People are often amazed at how
many problems are attributable to ill

-fitting footwear.

Trust me, Doc, it ain't my damn feet.

Good Lord, this woman is pregnant.

never delivered a baby before.

Just exactly how many people who aren't
obstetricians have.

What are you? Some kind of a cult?

In about two minutes, I'm going to be
completely naked.

That's the two-minute warning.

Tom, we got her into a delivery room.
Lady, back off.

I'm the doctor.

I'm under a lot of pressure here. I need
time to think.

Now, what would Dr. Show do?

Oh!

Here comes Mr. Stark.

Oh, my God.

It's happening.

My baby's coming.

I didn't even get a chance to scrub up.

I got some wet wipes in my wallet.

But, Cornelia, the book with the oath of
allegiance is back in the courtroom.

No!

Harry, what's the difference? Make
something up.

Couldn't do that.

No!

Oh, yes, you could.

I'm seeing the head here.

Harry! Oh, it certainly is.

do you promise to uphold and defend the
Constitution of the United States and

obey all the laws and traffic signals?

Okay, skip the traffic signals.

Mr. Robinson, your lab report just came
back. It's definitely appendicitis. I

have to get you up to pre-op right away.

Get away from my buck. No way I'm
leaving with my baby. It's about to be

born. Here come the shoulders.

Quantley, do you solemnly swear to...

Ask not what your country can do for
you, but what you can do for your

country.

I can it.

We're almost there.

No!

As a duly appointed representative of
the United States government, I hereby

declare you an official U.S. citizen.

Yeah,

it goes for you, too.

What is it?

It's ugly.

It's a girl, Mac.

It's a girl.

Get away from my daughter, Dad.

Hey, Mac.

She's not really ugly.

I just never saw one right out of the
package like that before.

I'm wrinkled up.

Actually, Steve.

Beautiful.

Oh, I'll say.

Look at those feet.

Oh, you pretty thing.

I'm your mommy.

And there's your daddy.

Yeah, and Papa's got a brand new...

look like that?

Isn't she beautiful?

You know, I can see a little of me in
that face.

Yes. You're both drooling.

Cornley? Yes, Mac?

In case I haven't mentioned it in the
last few minutes, I love you.

And I love you, Mac.

And I love... What's her name, too?

And that's another thing.

What are we going to name our daughter?
We can't call her, hey, you, for the

rest of her life.

Well, when I was growing up, there was a
character in a book who was very special

to me.

So I often thought if I ever had a
daughter, I'd name it after her.

Oh, that sounds nice.

What was her name?

Flecker. We'll talk.

Back of the weekend, huh, Your Honor?

Oh, that it was, Bull. Look, here's the
birth announcement.

Renee Robinson.

That's a nice name.

Yeah. I wonder what the middle initial F
stands for.

I think you better get in here. What's
going on?

Look, everyone, it's Yaja Stone.

What are all you people doing here?

Oh, your judgeship, if you recall.

The last thing you said to us before
leaving for the hospital was, wait here?

So you've been waiting...

Gee, I'm sorry.

I don't think you really quite
understood. See, when I didn't come

back, you all should have just gone
home.

And faced the firing squad.

Nobody wanted to take the chance of
blowing each citizenship.

That's easy for you to say.

Well, I hate to jip you out of a
ceremony, but I think what you've

subjected yourselves to here says more
about your devotion to this country than

words ever could.

Congratulations. You are all hereby
citizens of the United States of

America. It is true. I have finally
realized the dream of my

life. I am now... Yes, you're a
taxpayer.

Oh, bless you.

Doug, I know you're very busy and you
have many important cases to decide, but

this is a momentous occasion for us.

Would it be too much to ask if we could
sing our national anthem?

No, that wouldn't be too much at all.
You go right ahead.

Oh, thank you.

All right, everybody.

Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early

light Now, Miss Sullivan, times like
this make me feel really fortunate.

To be an American?

To not have that man as my next-door
neighbor.