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Hey, old McDonald's.
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How's our future papa doing? I wish that
baby would hurry up and get here.
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Well, don't be in too much of a hurry,
Mac. They grow up before you know it.
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Hey, look at my Scooby-Doo lunch pail.
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Some more slowly than others.
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Good evening, fellow bailiffs.
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Uh-oh, hide your young.
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Well, well, well, if it isn't our shop
steward, Ethel LaRue. What a pleasant
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surprise. Can the crap, Bailiff, we both
know why I'm here.
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Once more I am running unopposed for
shop steward, and we all know how grumpy
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I get when I win with less than a
landslide.
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Get the drift, my little pretty.
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not actually gonna vote for the wicked
bailiff of the west oh the job is a lot
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of paperwork and drudgery who'd be dumb
enough to challenge her for that guess
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what i'm running for how'd you know we
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were just discussing the job
qualification isn't it great i filed
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this morning want to hear my slogan
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Last night, I dated a Jets cheerleader.
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And... Touchdown!
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Of course, we did have to go into
overtime.
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So, Dan, are you going to tell us all
about it, or do we have to read it
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tomorrow in the supermarket checkout
line?
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Dan Fielding? Yeah, that's me.
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This is for you.
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Oh, why, thank you. Oh, here you are, my
good man.
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A little something for you.
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Hey, now I can get that newspaper I've
been saving up for.
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Dad, what is it?
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It's a... fraternity suit.
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The woman's name is Marilyn Scott, and
it says here you have a son.
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That is impossible.
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It's some kind of mistake.
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According to this, your mistake is now
ten years old.
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Dan, doesn't the name Marilyn Scott even
ring a bell?
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I wouldn't know her if she bit me.
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Then it's no one you've been seeing
lately, huh?
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You have to admit, with all the women
you've been going out with, there is a
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possibility that you might have... Hit
the mother load?
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I am well aware that there are ways of
preventing this sort of thing from
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happening. So you're saying it's
impossible?
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Well, I mean, everybody once in a while
gets caught in a storm without his
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umbrella.
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Here.
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That's for your next cloudburst.
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You thought of it.
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There you are.
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I want a word with you, Shannon.
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Oh, I guess you heard the good news.
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Yeah, well, the good news is I'm going
to allow you and Pinocchio to withdraw
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from the race intact.
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Are you threatening me?
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What?
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As an elected official, I cannot condone
any act of violence or intimidation.
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But personally, I'd love nothing better
than to strip to the waist and duke it
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out with you for a couple of rounds.
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Get the picture?
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Vividly.
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Then let the best man win.
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She may have us there.
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the lawyer's handling. From this moment
on, that paternity suit is forgotten.
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Father knows best.
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I hope you staple yourself to death.
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Excuse me.
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Hey, don't I know you?
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Car crash?
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Collision? Let Petey scrape you out.
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commercial for personal injury claims
that you do where you freeze frame on
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the family of four just before their car
plunges into the Grand Canyon?
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Had to get that in one take.
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I bet.
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So, Petey, what unspeakable human
suffering brings you by?
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I'm looking for Dan Fieldy. That's me.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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You're that slimeball lawyer who
capitalizes on other people's suffering
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and misfortune.
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Yes? I want to shake your hand.
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You're a squeeze of fortune. Of course,
none of those poor slobs. Every penny.
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I really respect that. I represent
Marilyn Scott.
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I want you dead.
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Mr. Fielding. Listen, I am not going to
stand here and be accused of something I
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didn't do.
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But Danny, I have affidavits on you from
half the women in this town.
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You've got quite a reputation.
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And I might add that you photograph
quite well.
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Yeah, you just try to prove that's me
behind that mask.
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If you refuse to settle, you force me to
launch a vicious no-holds-barred smear
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campaign. Listen, bucko, nobody drags
Dan Fielding through the mud. Not
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according to action photo number five.
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Danny, Dan, Dan, by fighting this, you
simply prolong your agony, deplete your
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assets, alienate your friends. You find
yourself thrashing about in a morass of
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despair from which death itself is the
only escape.
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Well, time for my facial.
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Ciao.
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Boy, he's a lot nicer in person than he
is on TV.
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What was that?
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I don't know. You suppose they let Roz
do the strip search again?
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It should have been me.
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Oh, Bull, I am so sorry.
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He was only a sapling.
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What's this?
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A note. I'll read it.
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Drop out of the race, or next time, the
real dummy gets it.
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Ethel LaRue.
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Bull, I'm sure he can be revived.
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It's too late. I already tried
mouth-to-mouth.
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So you screamed when... I got a splinter
in my tongue.
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Maybe my daddy can fix them.
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Who's your daddy?
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to you too, Petey.
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I got a hold of that lawyer. He should
be slithering by here shortly.
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The kid had certainly gotten attached to
Dan.
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Uh-huh.
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Are you tired of writing Mr.
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Prosecutor yet?
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I'm not going to have hair like you when
I grow up, am I?
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You're not going to grow up unless you
get off my floor shimes, kid.
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My name is a kid. My name is Brian.
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And I'm not getting off until you agree
to talk to me. Forget it.
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Okay, if you won't talk to me, at least
buy me an ice cream. No.
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Did I mention I have to go to the
bathroom real bad?
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One scoop or two.
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Come on, race to cafeteria.
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Yeah, don't run too fast, otherwise you
might fall and break your widow neck.
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And try to be nice. to him or he'll only
have something to hold against you in
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court. Right. I won't leave any marks.
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There he goes.
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Daddy dearest.
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I don't know.
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Believe it or not, I think Dan can make
a very good father.
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Hello. Are we talking about the same Dan
Fielding who lobbied to infate leash
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laws for children?
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No, I'm serious.
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Underneath that... marmy sex craze
exterior lies another dan fielding
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accidentally get some in your mouth.
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You want to play a little game? It's
called civilization.
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I take it you haven't been around kids
much.
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Call it a life's ambition.
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Can I ask you a question?
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No.
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Why did you leave us?
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I didn't leave you. I wasn't there in
the first place.
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Now listen, kid, and listen good. There
is no possible way I could be your
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father.
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You mean you're gay?
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Okay, technically it's possible.
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Look, trust me, you wouldn't want me as
your father anyway.
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Why not?
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I hate you.
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Good point.
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But I don't hate you.
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Stick around. You will.
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In fact, I love you.
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What? Oh, brain!
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You take that back!
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What are you, nuts?
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You love me. You don't even know me.
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But I... But I... But I... But I...
Listen to me, kid. You cannot love
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somebody you've never met.
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Okay, there's a few phone services, but
that's it.
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Look, all I'm saying is that if you were
my father, I'd love you, all right? All
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right, fine, fine.
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You ready?
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And if you had a kid, you'd love him,
too, wouldn't you?
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Like I said earlier, children should
be... Genetically cloned in factories,
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yeah.
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Good,
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then I've taught you well. Let's go.
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Dad? Oh, what is it now?
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Will I die without a father?
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You're weird.
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Will I?
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No.
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How the hell should I know?
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, don't do that. Don't
sit there with that lost puppy dog look.
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I didn't mean to. Yeah, well...
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Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
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Happy as a freckle on Daryl Hannah's
body.
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That's the first thing you've said, I
understand.
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This kid stuff really spooked you, huh?
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No, not really.
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It's the parent stuff that's
frightening.
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How come?
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Because I see it every day around here.
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Mommy and Daddy's eyes filled with tears
as they come to bail their baby out of
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jail.
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Report them missing.
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Identify their body.
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Couldn't handle that kid.
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Couldn't even live with the possibility.
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What if I...
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never get sick or hurt.
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Excuse me, I think I hear Rod Serling
calling.
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If I do get sick or hurt, I won't even
tell you, I promise.
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You don't even have to care.
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I'll take what I can get.
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What happened here?
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He was murdered.
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Wrongful death, I'm your man.
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So, where's the kid?
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He's with Dan.
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Any chance he kidnapped the boy?
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I'm telling you the truth.
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Really? Yes.
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What are you guys talking about?
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Grocery store.
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Oh, how nice.
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Yeah, Dan told me how you can tell how
loose a woman is by the way she picks
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her produce.
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Bet you she never thumped a honeydew in
her life.
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You're in big trouble, buddy. I'm going
to nail you to the wall.
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Peterson, I'm ready to settle. Yeah, I'm
going to skin you alive. I'm going to
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crucify you. I'm going to beg your
pardon.
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Dan, you're going to settle?
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What are you talking about, Dan?
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You heard me.
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If a test shows even a possibility that
the boy is mine, I want to take full
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responsibility.
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Why, Dan, that...
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Noble? Yeah, the word got stuck in my
throat.
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Where's my baby?
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Hi, Mom.
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Oh, honey, are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm okay. What did I tell you I
learned about grocery stores?
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Honey, what are you doing here?
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I came to see my dad.
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Great news. We got Papa right where we
want him. He's going to settle out of
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court.
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Stan Fielding.
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Stan Fielding?
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Then, Stan, what's the difference?
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Shut up. He's willing to pay through the
nose, and you need the money
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desperately. But that's not the father
of my son.
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He's not my father?
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No, honey, he's not.
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Marilyn, are you out of your mind?
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lady let me i know every nook and cranny
in this building a body can fit into
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Boys just got into the Sacramento Lodge,
Char.
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What the hell do you think you're doing?
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It's none of your business.
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Hey.
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Sit. I'm going to see my lawyer.
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See this lawyer.
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Now look.
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Things like this.
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Well, they seem to always have a way of
working out for the best.
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I feel confused.
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Just because this morning I didn't have
a father, this afternoon I did have a
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father, now I don't have a father again.
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Hey, who cares? Hey, hey!
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Get back here.
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Who do you think you are?
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You had a tough break.
253
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Listen, sometimes tough breaks turn out
to be lucky breaks. And what starts off
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as the worst day in your life can turn
out to be the best day in your life.
255
00:18:45,430 --> 00:18:48,130
Why are you telling me this? I have the
faintest idea.
256
00:18:55,180 --> 00:18:59,020
I'm telling you because I like you.
257
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What?
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I like you.
259
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You do?
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What, you barge into my life, you eat
two quarts of ice cream, you suction
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yourself to my hip, you threaten to
relieve yourself on my loafers.
262
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What's not to like?
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I like you too.
264
00:19:30,490 --> 00:19:31,950
So? What do we do now?
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We could be best friends, and I could
come over to your house and play every
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day.
267
00:19:42,270 --> 00:19:44,250
Why don't I just write you a check
instead?
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00:19:45,590 --> 00:19:46,590
Huh?
269
00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:48,750
Well, kids need things, don't they?
270
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:54,090
Scarves, mittens, those really, really
looking galoshes.
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A new baseball mitt?
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Yeah. And a new baseball mitt.
273
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Here.
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This is for you.
275
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Wow, $1,000?
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For a baseball mitt?
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Get a bat, too.
278
00:20:13,070 --> 00:20:14,930
Your mother will know what to do with
the rest of it.
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00:20:17,070 --> 00:20:18,390
Can I see something personal?
280
00:20:20,570 --> 00:20:21,570
Yeah, go ahead.
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Your balance.
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That's my boy.
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LaRue.
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Janet.
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00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:56,720
I got a bone to pick with you about a
friend of mine.
286
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,720
Would that friend happen to be a sack of
sawdust?
287
00:21:03,940 --> 00:21:06,020
You lowdown conniving puppet killer!
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00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,020
I demand an apology.
289
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Oh, yeah?
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00:21:09,340 --> 00:21:10,340
Yeah.
291
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:12,600
You got it.
292
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:14,740
Huh?
293
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,820
Congratulations. You're the new shop
steward.
294
00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:19,880
What are you talking about?
295
00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:21,400
The election's not until tomorrow.
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00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,780
Yeah, but it's all over for me.
297
00:21:24,420 --> 00:21:27,540
I heard through the polls that you're
gonna win by a landslide.
298
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:33,430
I guess you deserve to after what I did
to poor little Kermit the log.
299
00:21:36,550 --> 00:21:37,790
Why'd you do it, LaRue?
300
00:21:38,910 --> 00:21:42,110
Shannon, what you saw was the act of a
desperate woman.
301
00:21:43,890 --> 00:21:45,590
Without my job, I'm nobody.
302
00:21:46,610 --> 00:21:47,990
I got no friends.
303
00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:50,670
I got no social life.
304
00:21:52,550 --> 00:21:59,170
That job was the only thing that I had
going for me in the whole wide world.
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00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,560
I had no idea it meant so much to you.
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00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:12,900
LaRue, if you want the
307
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job, it's yours.
308
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:19,520
What? I think you're the best man for
the job.
309
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:21,460
I'm withdrawing from the race.
310
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:28,080
You'd do that for me, a woman that
treated you so rotten?
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I'm funny that way.
312
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I don't know what to say.
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And
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there's
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more where that comes from.
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He'll deny.
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Let's hold this one over for the grand
jury.
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00:23:03,460 --> 00:23:05,380
And that's all she wrote, folks.
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00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:06,900
About time.
320
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:09,820
Business as usual tonight, Dan?
321
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:12,460
Yeah, tonight it's Giselle, the hot oil
wrestler.
322
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:16,660
Oh, yeah, she's the one with
wethenality.
323
00:23:19,460 --> 00:23:25,840
Stan, I know this may be a waste of
breath, but I just wanted you to know
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that the way you handled that boy showed
a lot of warmth and human compassion.
325
00:23:32,300 --> 00:23:33,560
I bet you're not wearing a bra.
326
00:23:37,180 --> 00:23:38,180
You're a pig.
327
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:49,600
I'm sorry I'm late. I thought they'd
never let me out of there.
328
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:51,459
That's okay.
329
00:23:51,460 --> 00:23:53,580
The game hasn't started yet. We're all
set.
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