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Yeah, babe.

I'm excited for the movie.

I've wanted to see it for a while.

I'm just getting ready right now.

When are you going to be here?

Um, okay.

I might be ready soon.

I think you're really going to like the shorts I'm wearing.

Yeah, my ass hangs out a little bit.

I know you like that.

But I don't know if this shirt really goes.

It's too big, I think.

I'll call you back in a little bit.

I'm just going to put a different shirt on.

Okay.

Hey, you.

Yeah, you.

The fuck you doing?

It's a girl and you're just waiting around

like some kind of degenerate to see her tits.

The fuck's wrong with you?

I get it.

You want to fuck her.

So I'm going to show you my fail-proof plan.

Follow these steps and you can fuck any girl.

I don't care if she's a ten.

I don't care if she's got a boyfriend.

I don't even care if she's my step-niece.

Yeah, like her.

Step one, the fake threat.

First, get yourself a voice changer.

Then you make the call.

Hello?

Babe, I told you I was going to be ready andโ€ฆ Hello?

Don't go out tonight.

If I see you out with that shit-dicked little boyfriend, there's going to be trouble.

You're going to regret it.

Something really bad is going to happen.

Shit.

What the fuck?

Is someone outside?

Step two, the stage breaking.

You got to make the threat feel real.

Every girl needs a hero.

Guess who that hero is going to be?

Call someone you trust or be prepared for the worst?

What the fuck?

Who is this?

I think I have to call my Uncle Tony.

He'll know what to do.

Uncle Tony, can you come here, like, now?

I think someone's messing with me.

I don't know what to do.

Like, right now, please?

I'm really scared.

Okay.

Yeah, I broke the window.

So what?

My sister's loaded.

She'll pay for it.

The point is, every girl needs a safety net.

And now she needs you.

What the hell's going on?

Someone told me this.

Really?

Who would do something like that?

I think someone's messing with me.

I don't know.

This seems serious.

It really scared me.

I didn't know what to do.

Well, tell me what happened.

Well, I've been getting weird messages and then someone just broke the window.

Message how?

Like calls.

And what did they say?

Same thing that says something bad is going to happen.

This is pretty serious because, you know, someone knows you're alone.

Someone knows you have a boyfriend.

Speaking of him, where's he at?

I mean, this is, this is, he's supposed to be looking after you.

Um, well, we were supposed to go to the movies, but I don't think I want to go.

Listen, you know you can count on your Uncle Tony to take care of you, all right?

Somebody messes with you, they gotta mess with me, all right?

You know I got your back.

Thank you, Uncle Tony.

You're welcome.

Oh, sorry.

I was just trying to grab the rock here.

I couldn't reach my hand over.

Let's get rid of this stuff, you know, you don't, we don't need that.

You're really tense, you know that?

I'm scared.

Listen, I'm here now.

Don't worry about it.

Would you like a little massage?

That way, you know, I can relieve some of that tension.

You're really tense.

Should we?

Um, I don't know if we should.

It's a little weird around my uncle.

Yeah, I'm just giving you a little back massage.

It's okay.

I mean, you just seem really tense.

Okay.

Yeah, give me a massage.

Big deal.

Yeah, you're really tense.

It really scared me.

It's been happening all morning.

Really?

Who would do something like that?

People got no life.

That's why I called you.

You know, I like that.

You know who to call.

You know who to call.

Um, Uncle Tony?

What?

Um, isn't that too much?

Are you serious?

I mean, I'm here trying to help you out.

Do you a favor?

What's going on in that head of yours?

I'm just trying to give you a massage.

Like you're touching my boobs.

I mean, it's a muscle.

You got muscle everywhere.

I'm just trying toโ€ฆ I can't believe you would even say something like that.

That'sโ€ฆ that's how you think of me?

I'm sorry.

No, I'm offended.

I'm unoffended.

No, no, you can keep going.

Alright.

Yeah, really tense.

I guess if this helpsโ€ฆ You feel a little bit better?

A little bit.

Now that you're here.

Exactly.

Most important part.

A monster condom trick.

Don't forget that.

Isโ€ฆ is that yours?

Oh, you know what?

It must have fell out of my pocket.

Yeah, it's an XL.

I know, don't make fun of your uncle.

It's, you know, I got a big leg warmer down here, you know what I mean?

I wasn't gonna.

It's okay.

Here, let me get your legs now.

Yeah, there you go.

Get comfortable, sweetie.

Like that?

Yeah.

Here.

You know what?

Stand up.

Let me get your legs.

Okay.

Just turn around like this.

It would be better ifโ€ฆ maybe just take these down just so I can really get your.

..

Are you sure?

Yeah, just your legs.

You're all wet.

I'm sorry, Uncle Tony.

That'sโ€ฆ

You are such a creep.

Are you getting turned on by this?

I can't believe this.

I'm sorry, Uncle Tony.

I'm really embarrassed.

I was just scared.

I think I'm getting a little carried away.

No, it's fine, sweetie.

Come here.

Come here.

You know what?

Let's pull these down too.

You know what?

Listen, you're my favorites, okay?

I'll keep your secret, all right?

If you say so.

I want you to bend over a little bit.

Let's see.

Let me massage you here, okay?

Okay.

Are you sure this is okay?

Does it feel okay?

Yeah.

I can tell you're really fucking wet.

Yeah, you're really wet.

I'm gonna massage inside and out.

That's the trick to reallyโ€ฆ It feels really good.

You know what?

Why don't you get on your knees right here.

You know, no uncle wantsโ€ฆ Get on your knees.

No uncle wants his niece to blow him, but I kind of think that's what you really want.

So, you being a good uncle, I think it's okay.

Yeah.

You weren't kidding.

Can I?

Sure, anything for you.

Feeling a little bit more safe now?

I mean, you're here.

I feel better.

Oh.

It's okay if we do this.

Don't worry.

You don't got to be shy, okay?

Just go with it.

It's a little weird, no?

Do you think this is weird?

Open up your mouth.

Let me show you something.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You like it though, don't you?

Yeah, I know.

I can tell.

You are so fuckingโ€ฆ That pussy is so fucking wet.

You feel your uncle's dick in your mouth?

Huh?

You like your uncle's fucking cock?

I think so.

It's really big.

So, play with that pussy while you suck his dick, don't you?

Deep.

Ah, back of your fucking throat.

You got a lot of spit.

You can spit on it.

You shed a little tear, sweetie.

It's going really far.

It's going in the back of your mouth, down your throat.

Good.

That's what I like to do.

That's what I fucking like to do.

Yeah, I'm a fucking pussy.

Fuck.

I like when you do that.

You do?

Do you remember who came to your rescue?

Wasn't your boyfriend, was it?

It was my uncle Tony.

That's right.

That's what I'm talking about.

That's not good.

That's not good.

That's not good.

Yeah, spit at me.

Yeah, nice and slimy.

How do you feel inside you?

What should I do?

Get out of there.

Oh.

Just stay in the fucking pussy.

What's wrong?

It's really big.

What's wrong?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Get out of there, you fucking pussy.

Get out of there, you fucking pussy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh, shit.

I feel so good at the top.

Yeah, just like that.

It's so shocking, man.

Oh, fuck, it's so deep.

Look at that fucking pussy.

Fucking chicken.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Uncle.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Look at that little fucking pussy.

Look at that little fucking pussy.

Yeah.

Give me that.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

I'm going really deep in you.

I'm going really deep in you.

I can feel it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck, it's too big.

It's too big, I think.

There it is.

There it is.

There it is.

Go ahead, back it up on me.

Go ahead, back it up on me.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Go ahead.

Go to the fucking head.

That's right.

Yeah.

Fuck, yes.

Fuck, yes.

Get up on that fucking head.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, Jesus.

Mmm.

Yeah, you got that fucking ass up.

Oh.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You like your fucking uncle's cock inside you, don't you?

It feels really good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fucking nice pussy is so good.

Yeah.

Little nice pussy, I love it.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Look at that.

Oh.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Yeah.

That's it.

That's it.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes.

Focus.

Focus.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

This one doesn't fuck you like this, does it?

No.

It's not as big.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

This is fucking tight.

Mmm.

Oh.

Get on the fucking couch.

Come here.

Get on the couch.

Come here.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, it's big.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Look at that.

Look at that.

Look at that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, pussy.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Tell me it's too deep.

Oh, it's too deep?

Yeah.

I'm gonna go slower for you.

Please.

Okay.

Yeah.

These panties are all fucking wet.

What?

Yeah.

I'm just fucking laid down.

Get on this fucking couch.

I'm gonna protect you, sweetie.

Yeah.

I'm gonna go as deep as I fucking want.

I'm gonna go as deep as I fucking want.

You understand?

Mm-hmm.

It's yours, I'm telling you.

It's yours.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It feels so good.

What?

Let me come.

I'm gonna come, I'm telling you.

I'm gonna come?

Yeah.

Yes, you have to.

Oh, fuck, it's so much.

Oh, fuck, I'm coming.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

It's so big.

Uncle Tony, I can't.

I don't think I can take it anymore.

You can't take it anymore?

Oh, okay, well, come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Can't take it no more.

Here we go.

Oh, fuck, oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

I didn't mean this.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

It's so big, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

I'm gonna take this dick as long as I say, okay?

Yes, Uncle Tony.

Remember Uncle Tony once and again, okay?

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yeah.

Back, yeah.

Fucking pussy's so fucking tight.

Your fucking ass pussy's so fucking tight.

Stretching me out a lot, yeah?

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Fuck.

Oh.

Yeah.

You're a fucking lovely pussy.

Yeah.

I kind of like it a lot.

Yeah.

It's really good.

It's really, really good.

Oh, fuck.

More?

Yeah, come on, baby.

Oh, fuck.

No.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Uncle Tony.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I can't move, Uncle Tony.

Shut the fuck up.

Oh, my God.

Uncle Tony's dead.

Take your uncle's fucking cock inside you.

How's it feel, huh?

It's too deep.

It's too deep?

It's fucking too deep?

Huh?

Too deep?

I'm gonna take it all.

I'm gonna take it all.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

I'm gonna fucking take it all.

Yeah.

No.

No, fuck.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

You're a good fucking pussy.

There you go.

I'm gonna get that fucking clip.

Oh, my God.

It feels good.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Where are you going?

Are you fucking... Are you fucking...

Oh, my God.

Fuckingโ€ฆ

That pussy's getting fucking... Yeah.

Yeah.

Look at that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

No.

Oh.

Fuck, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Come here.

Come here.

I'm gonna put this fucking clip in your fucking mouth.

I'm gonna put the clip in your fucking mouth.

I'm gonna take your pussy off your uncle's dick.

That's right, I'm gonna take your fucking pussy off your uncle's fucking cock.

It tastes so good.

It does, doesn't it?

Yeah.

Put your face on it.

Put your mouthโ€ฆ there you go.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, did you put it on your uncle's fucking dick?

Go ahead.

Yeah.

Yeah, do it again.

Do it again.

There you go.

Yeah.

Choke on it.

Choke on your fuckingโ€ฆ

Shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up.

Yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Look up and down that fucking dick.

Look it all over.

Yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Now there's some fucking salt.

There's some fucking salt in that fucking cock.

There's some fucking salt in that fucking cock.

Okay.

Let me see your face.

Let me see your fucking face.

You love your uncle's cock?

Yeah, I really like it.

Yeah.

Fuck yeah.

Get on top of me.

Fucking ride the stick.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on.

My legs are shaking.

Yeah, your legs are shaking?

Yeah.

Yeah, deep inside you.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, deep inside that fucking pussy.

Like this?

Oh, fuck.

Pussy.

Oh my God.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Who's your favorite uncle?

You are, Uncle Johnny.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fucking shit.

Oh, my goodness.

Get Uncle Johnny.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't try to stop.

Don't try to stop.

Don't do it.

Don't do it.

I can't, I can't.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Uncle Johnny, you're really strong.

Oh, fuck.

I'm gonna throw up.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

That's too much.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

I like that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Again?

Face me.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

You like that, Uncle Johnny?

Yes.

Really?

No.

Oh, I feel so weak.

Fuck you.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

Take that, Uncle Johnny.

It's so much.

Get back on.

Get back on.

You're not done.

You're not done until I'm ready to release.

I want you to fucking twerk that ass on that dick.

Twerk that fucking ass on that dick.

Okay.

There you go.

There you fucking go.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah.

Like this?

Just like that.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Just fucking twerk.

Yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

I want you to use me, Uncle Tony.

He's using that little fucking pussy, isn't he?

Yes.

He's using that little fucking pussy, isn't he?

Yeah.

Fuck, yes.

Fuck, yes.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Fucking twerk.

Oh, fucking twerk.

I want you to fucking twist that.

I want you to twist.

Oh, fuck.

I can't feel it open.

Yes.

Oh, God.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, fucking twerk.

Fucking pussy ass.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm trying.

It's a lot.

I can't tell.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck, yes.

Oh, fuck, yes.

You ruined that fucking dick.

You ruined that fucking cock.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck, yes.

I can't do it.

Oh, fucking boy.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Suck this fucking cock.

Suck that fucking cock.

All nice and wet.

All fucking nice and wet.

You know how Uncle Tony likes it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

There you go.

Yeah.

Suck it.

Yeah, suck it, suck it.

Suck that fucking pussy.

Suck that fucking cock.

Yeah.

You get your fingers in that fucking pussy, don't you?

Yeah.

Fucking jerk.

Yeah.

Oh.

Fuck.

Get on it, get on it.

Get on it.

All the way deep.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Push that fucking ass.

Suck that fucking cock.

Suck it.

Suck it.

There you go.

Suck it up.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

I've never done that.

Come on.

At the same time, huh?

Yeah.

Fuck.

Oh.

Stop sucking that fucking cock.

Yes, Tony.

What'd you say?

Suck that fucking cock.

There you go.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Suck your fucking mouth.

Yeah.

Oh, let's get loose now.

Straight in that fucking ass.

Yeah.

Yeah.

There's all these fucking holes.

You got one in your fucking ass?

You got one in your ass?

One in your mouth?

It's really impressive, don't you?

Yes, yes, Uncle Tony.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Fuck.

Fuck that pussy some more.

You want to fuck that pussy some more?

Yeah.

Yes, what?

Yes, please.

Yes, Uncle Tony, please.

Come here.

Careful now.

Careful.

You're hurting this fucking woman.

Tony likes his fucking pussy nice and fucking smooth.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

I can't move.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's so deep.

Fuck.

It's all the way in there, isn't it?

Yeah, it's all the way in that pussy.

All the way in that fucking pussy.

That's right.

You take it.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Deep in there.

Yeah, it's really deep.

Deep in there.

Look at that little fucking pussy.

Look at that little fucking pussy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

It feels so good.

It's too much, Uncle Tony.

It's too much.

It's too much.

It's too much.

You love me, Uncle Tony?

Yes, Uncle Tony.

Oh, my God.

Oh, it's so fucking tender, you fucking freak.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, God.

In your mouth first.

In your mouth first.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Yes.

Yeah.

Okay.

Don't you stop.

I can't breathe.

I don't give a fuck.

Yeah.

You like the little girl?

Yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Uncle Tony is so backed up.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Thank you for coming, Uncle Tony.

It's okay.

Anytime you need me, I'm here for you, sweetie.

I know you were very distraught about the note, the fucking rock through the window,

that crazy phone call you had, the guy talking

about your boyfriend's dick being small.

I know it's really traumatizing.

How do you know what he said?

I didn't tell you that.

Well, you know, it's Uncle Tony intuition.

You know what I mean?

I get it.

You're a smart guy.

You got that right.

Step four.

Make sure you get rid of the fucking evidence.

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