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Knock knock.

Hey. Rise and shine.

How was yoga?

Good. Are you still in bed?

Yeah, I mean, I got up. I just came back to chill.

This is my best friend, Siri, from college.

Hi. Hi.

Make that sun check.

Yeah. How was yoga?

Good. Good?

Yeah, I feel nice and relaxed.

That's nice.

She's going to use your bathroom to freshen up, so we're going to go out

shopping for brunch or something.

My bathroom?

Yeah, that's fine. Don't worry about it. Okay.

That's fine.

It's just in there.

So, how'd it go last night? You had a date?

Yeah, um, it was okay.

I, okay, I'll be honest. I, uh, I canceled last minute.

Honey, you gotta put yourself out there.

You're never going to meet anybody if you just sit at home and do nothing.

You've got to meet people. I know. Meet some girls maybe.

I just got a little nervous.

You can't live with your daddy and stepmom your entire adult life. It's

like, you know, it's kind of, are you listening?

Hello? Yeah, I'm sorry. I was trying to give you good advice.

I was listening. I'm sorry.

Honey.

I'm worried about you.

Don't worry about me. If you never meet somebody, you'll never move out.

Is that the only reason you want it?

Well, I enjoy hanging out with you, you know.

But... You gotta get out of bed. It's like late in the day.

I have plans later on. You should go to yoga with us sometime. It's so relaxing

and it's energizing too. It's crazy.

If it's so early, you guys go at like 6 o'clock.

The early bird catches the girl, right?

Okay, I'm going to go change into something else and I'll be back. Okay.

Okay. Think about it.

I will. Think about it.

Oh, you look cozy.

Yeah, just chilling.

So, yoga was good?

Yeah, it was great.

I mean, I love that place.

Yeah. Yeah.

I've heard so much about you.

Really? Yeah.

Good stuff. Yeah, she says you're really good at fun.

Yeah.

I try to be.

She's super nice, too.

She is.

What?

Hmm.

What?

I couldn't help but listen in a little bit on what you guys were just talking

about. And, like, are you okay if I just give you, like, a little piece of advice

from my perspective as an older woman?

Yeah, I mean, what did you hear?

Well, it just sounds like maybe you're a little challenged in the dating arena.

I mean, kind of, but I don't know.

I get nervous, like, really easy. I don't know.

I mean, I can't see why.

You're a very good-looking guy.

What? Thank you.

I mean, heard a lot about you, but I just can't imagine that you'd go on a

date with any girl and she wouldn't be into you.

Especially because, if you don't mind me saying, you definitely have VDE.

VDE? Like big dick energy?

Yeah, yeah.

What? Yeah.

You just met me, what?

I mean, look, I have a radar for that.

Okay. And you're...

The radar, the meter is like off the charts right now.

I mean, do you think that like, it's just so hard for me to get to that

point.

Is there something in the way of you just like letting go?

Um, I don't know.

Maybe you just need to date women who are a little more forward.

Okay.

I think you might be right.

Yeah,

I think I am right.

I think I'm right about a couple things.

I think she's going to be gone for another couple minutes.

Yeah, but I thought you guys were going to brunch. I mean, I can have a snack

before brunch.

Yeah, it's right about the BDE. I know.

Hey, guys.

Oh.

Oh, my God. What is going on here?

Just a little bit of something's never changed before Friday.

Jack, this is not what I meant when I said I wanted you to meet girls.

It just kind of happened. I didn't know.

I'm sorry.

In his defense, I kind of came on to him.

No kidding.

You?

You know what I'm like. All right, well.

And I can't stop you.

So I guess go ahead. I'll wait here.

What?

Not that you've seen what he's packing.

I'll just watch.

I'd rather you do it with my best friend under my roof.

then, you know, some young girl that doesn't appreciate it, I guess.

All right.

Oh, I definitely appreciate it. This takes me back. This takes me back.

You have so much to offer, Jack.

You're a good boy.

We'll find another girl.

He just needs the proper motivation to get out there.

She was the

blowjob

queen of our college junior year.

What?

She was a blowjob.

What are you looking at? I can tell what you're thinking. What are you doing?

Look how long we've been best friends.

I can tell exactly what you're thinking.

Just let yourself go.

She doesn't let herself have enough fun.

Well, I suppose Brent could wait.

Yes, it can.

Brent will always be there.

This is happening quick.

Are you okay?

Yes. Don't tell Daddy.

Two is always better than one.

Oh, my God.

You look like a cock in your mouth.

God, I feel like I shouldn't be liking this so much.

I feel so wrong, but oh my God.

It's good for an experience.

Proves like a more experienced guy anyway. So when you finally get yourself

out there.

Yeah,

I think this is really good for me.

I think it's going to be easier.

Oh, that's so good.

Oh my god, what is going on down here?

Have you guys done this before?

Like, together?

Well, in college, it's one of the most girls, typically.

He has no idea how crazy that you were. Yeah, I had a pretty major lesbian phase

back then.

I think it just doesn't go away.

Yeah Such a big day

Yeah. That's normal.

You're a good boy. You deserve some pussy. You just gotta put yourself out

there.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

No, it's okay.

I want you to be able to see it too.

I want you to be able to see what my pussy is.

Oh, this is supportive. Thank you.

Keep your face there.

You can use this. I'll show you how to eat pussy.

Maybe you can get a girlfriend.

Yeah, you're definitely paying attention.

Make sure it's nice and wet. Uh-huh.

Can you do two things at once? Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Oh,

your eyes look so good.

Mm-hmm.

Can you do two things at once? Pay attention.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I can see everything from here.

I love you.

Yeah.

I love watching you have a good time

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck. Yeah, look at that pretty person.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck. That's so fucking hot. I think you should get up. I think you should

get up.

It's working.

Oh, yeah.

Just like it's a sandwich. Like that.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Competition? A little deeper competition?

Oh my god.

Oh,

I love choking on that dick.

Oh my god, I love it. I can hear the little noises in the back of your

throat.

Here, let me help you.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Make it so sloppy.

Make that fucking pussy so sloppy.

Open my fucking butt.

Yeah. Oh,

fuck. It sounds so fucking wet.

Yeah. Fuck, it's so hot.

Are you trying to get in there? Oh, I'm trying. Oh, I can't not. I'm going to

try.

I'm going to try.

I'm going to try.

I'm going to try.

I'm going to try.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

Fuck yeah. Look how good that looks.

Oh my god.

I can see your pussy turning inside out.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yeah Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Fuck

yeah.

I gotta make it up now.

Oh, I can feel your spit dripping onto my pussy.

It's so hot.

Yeah, fuck yeah.

You'll probably be jerking off all day, too. Yeah.

You're fucking low to come for us, aren't you? Yeah. She loves it.

She loves getting filled up. Oh, I fucking love it. She will come for us.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck you.

Yeah. Oh, that took you so fucking good and you didn't film me.

Yeah.

I'm so full.