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Always a good time with you, Mrs. H.

Mrs. H?

Don’t you like it?

I think it sounds cooler.

Has a mysterious ring to it.

You find me mysterious, do you?

A little. Every time, there's like a brand new experience.

Maybe you just don’t have that much experience.

Is it obvious?

Sometimes.

Like when?

When you do this, you should do this…

Instead of this…

Like that.

All right next time, Mrs. H.

How did your date go with Erica?

Is she mysterious, too?

We didn't get to that part.

Why, your date didn't go well?

Well, it was fine.

It was fun at first.

But?

Something happened.

The moon's really pretty, huh?

Yeah, looks like a glowing ball.

You're right. It is a glowing ball.

So what's your favorite phase of the moon?

Huh?

Are you okay?

You look uncomfortable.

No, I'm not.

What's up with your outfit anyway?

I mean, it's nice, but…

it doesn't look like you.

Fine, I'll be honest.

I'm doing this for you.

For me?

Do I look like I'm into turtles?

Isn't this your type?

Joanna, for example.

Erica, Joanna is Joanna.

You are you.

Just be yourself.

Phew, thank God. I was just waiting for your cue.

I'm sweating in here.

Whoa, what are you doing?

How can Joanna wear all these layers in this heat?

Let's just go.

Here.

So, what's your favorite phase of the moon?

Are you seriously asking me that?

Well, I already know your zodiac sign.

Virgo.

And your birthday's on September 14th.

And your favorite color is green that's sort of phlegmy.

And your favorite tree is Molave.

You really like me, huh.

I really, really do.

Hey!

What happened?

I think I sprained my ankle.

Just relax. Just relax.

Come on, I'm walking you home.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Wait.

Come on.

This freaking pole--

I hate you!

How's Brian by the way, Mrs. H?

Well, he walked into something.

Walked into what?

He thought he was going to a basketball game, but it was a ballroom.

He ended up have enjoying it, though.

Even brought home a trophy.

I'm surprised he took it well.

Well, Brian is navigating his sexuality.

It turns out,

figuring out your sexuality doesn't end up with you coming out.

Sexuality has multiple facets that one person has to figure out.

You know, if I pursued my PhD,

that would have been my dissertation topic.

Good topic to study actually.

Why don't you go back and do it?

Maybe when Brian's father and I have settled things.

You know, he is very traditional.

What do you mean?

We'd always fight about my work and higher education.

For him, I should be a stay-at-home mother.

But that's not all I want.

I focused on my career.

But when things got shaky,

I stopped my doctorate

to try to fix it.

But I was too late.

He cheated on me and he could no longer see me as a partner.

It's his loss, Mrs. H.

You're a bombshell, and smart, too.

Good sex?

Actually, I don't think about it anymore.

But sometimes, I regret not being there while Brian was growing up.

Probably why he doesn't have a female role model.

And he's wary of femme gays.

Or maybe his father had such a big impact on him.

for him, in order for you to get what you want,

you have to be strong and masculine.

Brian can still change, Mrs. H.

I'll help him as his friend.

Thank you, Paco.

I hope it's not too late for me to have an impact on Brian's life.

I don't want him to become hateful of things he doesn't understand.

What is it?

Hey! What's the matter?

What are you doing?

Bullet?

What's up?

How was your remedial exam with Sir Ragos? Did it go well?

But based on that look, I'm guessing not.

Look, I can ask him to give you a second chance.

We'll do better on our next tutorial.

Just don't remove my appendix.

I mean, sure you can take it out, it's useless anyway.

Just don't remove my pancreas.

Can you zip your mouth for a second?

Okay, boss.

I said be quiet.

OMG! What's that? A gun? Knife? Ice pick?

Please, if you're gonna kill me,

try not to ruin my face.

I don't want a blown up face.

You passed?

You passed? Does that mean you're not gonna kill me?

No.

And thank you.

Sorry.

Why did you bring me to the stock room?

What are you doing?

I'm agreeing to what you want. I'm ready to devirginize you.

As a thank you.

Okay, game!

- Is that real? - Of course.

You've never seen a cock in your life?

That big? In person?

Yeah!

Did your mom crave for gourds while you were in the womb?

Where would I put that?

Why did God make a gigantic penis versus a shallow vagina?

You can take it. I'll cheer you on.

No, I can't!

Brian!

Yes, coach!

Are you ready for our good news?

Coach, with everything that's been going on lately,

yes, please.

I really need some good news.

Sawadee ka.

Huh?

That's the clue.

Sawadee ka.

Coach, can you just…?

You got accepted to the volleyball camp in Thailand!

Yes!

Nice!

Sawadee ka.

But there's a problem.

What is it, coach?

You'll have to shoulder all the expenses.

Hang on, coach.

I thought the school was gonna sponsor all expenses for Thailand?

That's what I thought, too.

But because the team hasn't won a championship in four years,

the volleyball camp isn't their priority.

Fuck that!

Are you still gonna go?

Of course, coach!

Okay, good. I'll confirm with them now, all right?

No backing out. Good luck.

That's the thing, Mrs. Holly.

I think I'm falling in love with someone

who I think has no interest in me.

What makes you say that?

She said so. That I should never fall for her.

Have you tried distancing yourself?

Because as long as you keep seeing her, you'll remember how much you like her.

But Mrs. Holly, what if…

If what?

I can't get enough of her.

Well, you need to realize that libido is different from love.

And if you manage to separate those two,

you can enjoy her company without expecting love in return.

If I make an effort, I still won't have a chance with her?

I'm sure you do.

But if she was clear about her boundaries,

it's like going to war knowing you'll get shot.

And if she finds someone to love,

you'll be devastated with thoughts like

"Why didn't she pick me?", "Why couldn't she love me instead?"

That's deep, Mrs. Holly.

But thanks, I'll think about that.

My room is always open.

See? It's literally open.

- Sorry, I forgot to lock the door. - That's okay, Mrs. Holly.

I'll get going.

Hi.

What's the matter with you, Brian? You know I was talking to Kate.

You could have knocked.

Sorry but this is urgent.

I have good news and bad news.

Sawadee ka?

How did you know?

Mr. Ragos told me because the principal told him

and coach told the principal.

Wow, news travels fast here at Vanguard.

So I'm the last one to know?

Look, Brian.

I know you really want this.

And I want you to do this, too.

But…

But we can't afford it.

Our assets are still on hold awaiting court decision.

I'm also just relying on the allowance the school provides me.

Don't worry, Ma. I understand.

Have you tried talking to your father?

Nevermind. I understand.

I'm off to class.

It took you forever to get here.

If I was in a real accident,

you'd have found me as a corpse.

Sorry, frenny. You know I have lots of prior commitments.

Right.

Prior commitments without commitment.

I'm surprised your fuck buddies are fine with your set-up.

Fuck buddies?

The girls and boys you hook up with, no strings attached.

They have names, you know.

I don't care about them! Anyway, back to me.

Help me, frenny.

It's about Bullet.

What happened?

He agreed to have sex.

He brought me to the stock room to do it.

Yikes! Dusty!

That's not the point.

The point is…

his cock is monstrous!

I'm scared!

Cock is so explicit!

Cock! Penis! Sausage!

Whatever.

I don't think I'd fit it in.

Wait, how big are we talking?

Can you imagine?

Like a bulldog squeezing into a mouse hole?

I want to experience sexual paradise.

But not that way!

I still wanna live!

Okay, okay, okay. I gotchu.

You need some practice.

Start small.

Who do you recommend? You know I'm very picky.

Not who, but…

What?

Here.

See how you feel.

Allaine, is that yours?

Did you wash it?

Save it. Of course I did.

Here, hold it.

What am I supposed to do with this?

Put it in!

Let me do it!

Move your leg.

Are you ready?

Okay.

Let me through.

Move your legs!

Make it wider.

Don't shove it!

I can't put it in. Can you stop moving?

That's it. See how it feels.

You haven't even climaxed.

One more.

Want something more intense?

Ah, sir, sorry for being late.

No worries. Take your seat. As I was saying…

Gee?

Would you like to stand up and tell us what's so funny?

Sorry, sir. I just remembered something.

Okay.

So, can I continue?

The festival of arts is next week.

And you the most-awaited part of the festival…

The grand parade!

Kate. Kate!

You know what this is?

Remote for the projector?

This year, our theme will be…

I don't know what it does.

Parade of nations.

Give me that.

Good vibes, huh?

I will divide this class into pairs and each pair will represent each country.

- Are we clear? - Yes, sir. Super!

So let's get on with the groupings.

I'll call on each row. First row goes first.

You may come get your teams.

Go, girl!

Excuse me.

You wish!

You wish!

Who did you get?

Secret.

Japan?

We're partners.

I already have an idea for our costumes.

Listen, frenny. I love you,

but I wish I got Bullet.

You can't shut up about him.

USA.

I swear to God, why does she keep stealing what I want.

You say you want him but you ran off.

Let me remind you, my coochie isn't an open house party like yours.

Tajikistan.

Sir? Sir?

Sir, can I choose a country that's easier to spell?

Hays, this gay is so stupid.

South Korea.

Oh my God!

I wanna exchange with her!

Who wants to change partners?

If you're jealous, close your eyes.

Hi, baby!

Last.

Netherlands!

- Sir, I don't have a partner? - Sir! Sir, me!

Since only Brian's left and Amber is absent,

- you'll be partners. - Amber?

Coordinate with her, okay?

All right, since we're doing Japan,

let's just go for anime cosplay.

Sure. Sure, Allaine.

That's your forte. You're good at those things.

I'm fine with anything, go.

Wow, dude. So much for team effort!

You know what we should focus on?

Bullet.

I swear you're obsessed with him.

If I don't get Bullet away from Joanna,

my resentment towards her will just keep growing.

Even though she hasn't done anything wrong.

Sure, frenny.

We'll resume your coochie workshop tomorrow.

Come on.

- Paco! - Yeah?

Wanna do an immersion for our country

so we can feel its vibes more?

Immersion?

I mean, we could have samgyupsal and discuss our plans for the parade there.

I don't think we have to do that, Erica.

Besides, doesn't your foot hurt?

- Huh? - I mean…

No, no, it's fine now!

Did you get turned off after our date?

No, that's not it.

You were turned off, huh?

- Sorry, Paco. - No, I wasn't.

I'm really sorry about that.

It didn't turn me off, promise.

So… you're willing to go on another date?

Of course, just not this week.

Next week, then?

Yeah, sure!

Yes!

- Thank you! - I'll go ahead.

- Bye! - Bye.

Bye.

There,

I gave you what you wanted.

South Korea.

Paco.

Thanks, sir.

You're welcome.

Hey…

I have a costume as statue of liberty.

Okay.

What about you? What are you gonna wear?

I'll take care of it!

Okay.

Amber. Have you heard that we'll be partners for the parade?

Mm-hm. And I already know what we're gonna wear for Netherlands.

But I need your opinion on it first.

And your input.

I don't want you to think I'm imposing.

Can we talk about it later?

There's just something important I need to do.

Wow .

After you use the community for clout,

you're back to being your old self.

A bit of user, aren't you?

Amber, please. Can you not? Not right now.

This is serious.

Okay. Just go to the org room when you're ready to cooperate.

But remember, you'd better have calmed down...

because I don't wanna deal with someone with an attitude problem.

Hello, Dad? Did you get my text?

About the volleyball camp.

What are you gonna get out of playing that?

It's a sport for gays. Play basketball instead!

But Dad, I'm gay. You know that!