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Na-na-na-na-na

Na-na-na-na-na

Altogether now

Na-na-na-na-na

Live is life…

- You feel it anymore, man? - What?

I mean, the accident and all that, you know?

Come on, did they amputate your brain, Rio?

It wasn't an accident. He wanted to mow me down.

Because your father felt that I should try to pop fatass,

and the kraut got in the way.

We all give the best

Every minute of an hour

Don't think about the rest…

And you? How about you?

I get pretty bad headaches with the weather.

Otherwise okay, actually.

And everyone give…

You-- You better stick a magnet on Tamara's head

so she won't ever try to run away from ya,

what with that metal plate in your head.

Oh, man, you're an idiot.

Live is life

It's only right, you know, for the big guy to be snuffed out.

Live is life

Na-na-na-na-na…

Well, life is a real asshole sometimes.

But you gotta do what you gotta do.

Here.

Hurry. Hurry, hurry!

Think this one's good for a big bet?

Hurry up.

Should be worth it.

- I lost 20,000 last time. - Not this time.

What are you doing here, big boy?

Oh, I just brought some farangs for the fight,

'cause they wanna see Muay Thai, you know?

Yep. Go pat 'em down.

- This one's okay. - He's okay too.

- Right, get in there. - You.

Take Kamon out of the heat.

- Promise? - Yeah, I promise.

- What's gonna happen to the farangs? - Watch this one. I'll keep an eye on them.

Protect them, Luang Por.

Hey! Hey!

Hey, Kamon! Where's the coin?

- No more coin! - What do you mean, "no more"?

Where's the coin?

We share. Okay?

What is that?

Shit.

They're betting slips! He went and he bet the fucking coin!

Where's the bookie?

You, go home now. Go!

Hey, you bet on them?

Hey, farangs behind you.

We just wanna talk.

We-- We don't want any trouble.

Let 'em come in.

Hello.

Uh, the little boy, he-- He made a mistake, you know?

Because, uh, he sold you something that does not belong to him.

It belongs to me.

What can I do to get it back? Hm?

This is what you want, right?

Yes.

They're mine.

They broke into my place.

It's my right to punish them.

And I'm gonna make them talk, Somchai. So I'll take them.

No. No.

This is our house.

Our rules.

I heard that they're good fighters.

I want to see.

You can punish them.

But do it here, in our ring.

We will watch.

That's what I like about you…

Thai people.

Let's have some fun.

Hey, bring your best fighter.

The best fighter?

You know damn well he's standing next to me.

My crowd will like that.

Both of them… fighting.

- And I collect the bet. - Whatever.

And if you win…

…you take your coin and run.

And if you win…

you can do to them whatever you want.

I will, Somchai. I will.

- You don't have to do this. - Let's do this.

- Joseph-- - Charly, hey… it'll be okay.

I'll do it.

I'll fight him.

- Will you look at that. - Hm?

Just crazy, right? Whoa, Leon, look.

Isn't it just so wild what happens

when we put our phone down for 24 hours…

- Mm-hm. - …and all of a sudden, everything's clear.

Yeah?

- Yeah. - Everything like what?

Oh, I mean, you know…

Like feelings, for example.

Ah, feelings?

Sorry, not to ambush you.

It's mutual.

Really?

Yes, of course.

It is, but all this… I only just…

I mean, the breakup is still pretty fresh. I need some time.

I can't just be getting into a new thing so quickly.

- Sorry. - Okay.

It's about Jonas, right?

Wha-- What do you mean?

Well, like…

I'm-- I don't mean to overstep.

- No, just tell me what you mean. - Well…

I'm sure both of you will be fine in the end.

With a bit of professional help, and you'll be okay.

Okay? And what-- What does he need professional help for?

Oh, I didn't mean it that way.

Uh, look, he-- He sits outside the cabin staring into space for hours,

he doesn't put phone down, and when you…

You make an effort to get close, he immediately gets aggressive.

- It's a behavioral issue. - Mm.

Jonas?

- Samira, come on, will you please-- - Wanna take a different trail?

Just us?

Samira, wait.

Jens, please.

You-- You've been a very nice host, you're great,

but this might've been a mistake.

Ciao.

Samira, you don't even know the way there.

We're just hiking, that's it.

We're heading toward the top. That's what people do on a hike, you know?

Don't lose the path though.

Well…

we're gonna be okay.

Hello, my friends, it's been wild so far,

but are you all ready for tonight's main event?

Gentlemen

and gentlemen!

The man over here, the green corner fighter, is L.

A fucking hypocrite.

A snake, a sneaky little bitch,

a giant asshole, and a total douchebag!

That's right.

And in the pink corner, a farang from the West.

- Where are you from? - Austria.

A farang from Austria!

The winner of tonight's fight will go home

with this rare and precious coin!

Come on, you don't have to put yourself in danger for me.

I'm the one who let 'em walk away with it,

and now I'm gonna get it back.

Fight!

Okay, come on!

Let's go!

- Let's go! - Joseph!

Fuck him up, Joseph!

Come on, Joseph!

- Do it! - Go!

No!

Oh damn!

Get him!

Fuck.

Oh!

Yeah! Get him!

Up!

Hands up!

Watch for feet, dude!

Yeah, good!

Let's go! Go!

You're fucking ended.

Come on, Joseph!

You got this! You got this. Go!

Keep your fists up, Joseph!

Fuck you!

Yeah!

Was that really smart, with the coin? I'm just worried about Kees winning.

It's my game. It doesn't even matter.

I control the rules and the money.

Enjoy the show and enjoy your profits for once.

Kees we'll deal with later. Relax, sis.

Show him that Vienna stuff!

Show him all that Vienna stuff!

Fuck off, you fucking Berliner!

That's it! Hell yeah! Yeah, beat that asshole!

Come on, then!

Come get me!

Come on, guys! Let me through!

One, two, three, four, five--

All right, Joseph! Go! Go!

Hell yeah!

It's war! Go!

- Come on! - Get him!

Come on, Joseph! Come on!

Get out there, Joseph!

Give it all you've got! Yeah!

Joseph, listen!

Now it's showtime!

Showtime!

He took the coin.

- Follow that damn son of a bitch! - Yes, sir.

- And take the men too! - Yes, sir.

Shit.

Come on, come on. This way.

Hm.

How can I help?

There's a fight going on in the old Benjakitti Mall.

You have to come. They're about to beat a tourist to death.

It's urgent.

That's it, I found it.

- It has to be this mountain. - Sure, sure.

Yeah, that's the exact mountain the little bastard posted, sure.

- It is, yeah. See for yourself. - Sure, yeah. They all look the same.

They do not all look the same.

Come on, st-- Stop it, huh?

Keep your fingers off the fucking thing.

These things are a fucking scam, man.

What are you, my mother or something?

Just look, Zwanziger. I found it.

So where are they? Where are they, huh?

Hiking. We'll wait.

Yeah? Then I'll wait how I wait. Give me a coin.

I don't have a fucking coin, dude!

You're such an asshole!

- Fucking retard! - Yeah?

- What's your problem? - You're a fucking retard!

GLOCKNER VIEW

Now what?

- Should we just go home? To Berlin? - Fuck, we can't do that.

All of our things are still down at Jens', and we don't have a key.

I think we have to wait until they come back.

That'll be a bit awkward.

Yeah, for sure.

Are you really gonna pull a fucking gun on me, you shithead?

Yeah, I could.

Please calm down, Zwanziger.

Someone's there.

- Oh my God. - I can't believe it.

That's…

- Do you think I'm a moron? - That's her.

Whoa, look.

We're almost at the top.

Well, sometimes you need a little luck.

That really is Markovic's whore.

We better go say hi, have a little chat.

He was rather firm.

Remove him.

Thanks.

No, you heard right.

We're talking about the same person,

so obviously, because of that,

we do this very fast and quiet.

The brotherhood has to be convinced he can't handle his operation.

No noise, no signature.

Otherwise, there will be war.

Arkadij's friends will have to believe he just didn't survive the operation.

Easy. I know I where he's most vulnerable.

His daughter.

His daughter will help us smoke him out.

Believe me, it's not going to be an issue.

I'll be the one in his place, hear?

Me, I will take his place, okay?

But for that, I need your guarantee.

Bravo.

Bravo.

Thanks.

Katharina Arkadijevna?

Do you remember me?

No, you all look alike, so…

How'd you get in here?

When one who looks like someone like me

wants to talk to Arkadij Zakeyev's daughter,

you let him in.

I don't really wanna talk to you though.

Or to him.

Go away.

The first time I ever saw you dance, I feel like you were eight or nine.

In your living room in Piter,

on, um, Kronverksky Prospekt, in front of the big mirror.

Yes, your face, right.

- Yeah? - Bagrat, is that right?

- That's right. - Yeah, and my father despised you.

- Huh. - He never trusted you.

Hm.

Just tell me what he wants.

You don't understand, Katinka. I didn't come here at his urging.

Your dad won't live through the operation he's going to have.

Aha.

How do you know that?

Your father's operation will not go to plan, you know.

He will die.

And I want to see him one more time before that to pay my respects.

So I have to find him soon.

- So you think I'll help you to just-- - To find him.

A choice is before you.

You can warn him, say that I was here speaking with you.

He'll find a way to get you to safety.

He will have made arrangements for that I presume.

You fly off as a pair to Novgorod.

To the old homeland. You can stay there, stay safe.

Heavily protected.

Or you can help me,

so nothing will change.

You can live your life undisturbed, free.

I'd make sure of that.

You serious? You think you're a Siegfried?

No.

I'm more the dragon.

Hm.

You were eight.

I'm sure you were.

Many rich, impressive men have daughters,

who all belong in the Bolshoi, they think.

Without talent,

without hard work.

But you were different, Katinka.

Always different.

Give me a call.

Shit.

- Hey! - Hey!

Fuck!

Call your friend.

He is not my friend.

That Bozo screwed me over just like he did with you, you understand?

- He's not my friend! - That's good.

So he wouldn't mind hearing you die.

What's his name?

- Give it to me. I'll call him. - I'm not doing shit for you, honey

Do you know Muay Thai?

- Yes! - Your friend!

You lost your bet. He's mine.

No, no, no, no, no.

He stole it from us, and he cheated us.

Your stupidity is not my problem, is it?

Hold it!

Now, now, good gentlemen

There's no need To get worked up like this

'Cause all you'll miss Is a sweet kiss from dear Alice

You lost your father.

Oh.

You lost Rahu.

You lost your bet.

Just give this little bird to us.

Police! Police!

Outside. A ton of them.

I'm not afraid of you.

You know why?

You're not a killer.

Come on.

Let's go.

Oh my God.

This fucker. Come on, get up!

Time's up for fucking around.

- Beat it! Come on! Move! - Beat it!

Hey, you dumbasses!

Mom, I got an idea. I-- I'll break into the cabin, you know?

Charly showed me how to do it.

- Keep going. - Huh?

Don't turn around, I'm serious. Pretend we're talking.

Is this the guy you saw on the bench last night?

- Don't make it obvious. - I don't know. Uh, maybe.

You believe me all of a sudden? You said it was--

I hope it's not. I have to figure it out though.

Okay. Now what?

Come on.

- But… - Come on!

Fuck.

Shit!

Police!

- Police! - Yeah!

Police, brother, help us.

- Tourist? - Yes, tourist, always!

- Are you okay? - Yes. Ow, ow, ow!

Oh shit.

Where do you think they're taking him to?

My guess is to the hospital.

I mean. I hope that's where he's being taken.

Though they could be taking him to prison.

The Dutchy there!

That fucking asshat!

- There, the fucking Dutchman! - That's my boy.

It was him! Get him!

Goddamn it!

Ow! I'm fine!

breathing shakily] Here. Up here.

Here's good.

- Get down. - What do we do if he comes?

Then we'll know he's following us.

Then what?

Then we'll let him go by

and follow him until we see other people.

But why not here?

No one's around here if we need anything.

Just take the gun.

What are you-- Have you lost your mind?

What the fuck? Do you know how dangerous that is?

We'll let him pass and then we'll go back to the bridge.

Jesus.

Hey, Charly.

I'll send you a photo. Tell me if you know the man behind us.

Hey, Charly.

I'll send you a photo. Tell me if you know the man behind us.

Fuck.

That's him now.

- Hello? - Hey, Samira.

- Hey. - Is everything okay? Where are you?

Did you get the photo of the guy?

- I did. - Jonas was right.

There's a guy following us You know him?

No. No, no idea.

You're lying. This is over.

No, no, don't hang up. Hold on a second.

Everything's all right.

What the fuck are you talking about?

How about I just walk over to him and ask him who he is?

Just leave that man alone, please.

Tell me who he is.

Charly?

- Find him and bring him to me. - Hello?

- You got it. - Go!

Move! Pull the farang out of whatever hole he's hiding in.

Charly?

- Yeah, I'm here. - Do you know him?

- Samira, he's police, okay? - What?

He's there to protect you. Don't worry about him.

- He's looking into me. - Wha--

Who's looking into you?

The coin.

You know, the coin. I have to steal it for them.

Or I'm going straight to prison. And that's what I'm doing.

I've taken care of it. It's all cool.

so I'm coming home now, to you two,

and I'm looking forward to seeing you.

- We'll go hiking. - Where the fuck are you?

Uh, I'm here on a roof… in Bangkok.

Sorry, you're fucking where?

In Bangkok.

Jonas?

- Samira! - Jonas?

Fuck!

Jonas! Hey!

Who are you, huh?

I'm cool, man.

- I'm cool, Jonas. - How do you know my name?

Tell me now!

I'm-- I'm with the police.

- Let me get my badge. - Don't do anything. I'll light you up!

It's okay.

- Jonas! - I don't wanna hurt you. Either of you.

- What are you doing? - Mom, stay away!

Stop it!

Just stop! Put the gun down now! Jonas, this guy's a cop, okay?

I'll show you my badge, all right? It's okay.

It's true, he's police. Jonas, look at me.

- Calm down, bud. Relax. It's cool. - Look at me, Jonas.

Put the gun down!

Samira!

Oh God! Oh God, oh God. Were you hit?

Fuck.

- Samira! - A guy's dead.

- And it's all because of you! - Because of me?

Who fired the shot, huh?

Fucking leave it!

Hands off. Drop it. Do what I say, and you'll be all right.

Well, who's idea was it to even show up here, huh?

Samira!

Yeah, how about you fucking watch your bastard son?

Samira!

Samira!

Hi, Charly.

Rio, you stupid fucker.

Well, Charly Markovic. The kraut who made my life a living hell.

- What are you doing? Where's Samira? - She's all right.

- She's doing great, thanks to us. - Turn around!

- Much better than my father, motherfucker. - What do you want, Rio?

- Turn around! - Rio, I swear, I'll murder you, man.

What are you looking at me like that for?

You want a selfie with me? You wanna fucking marry me?

Hey, I'll call you back. And say hi to the fat guy.

And don't you dare call the cops.

You never seen a dead guy before or what?

The person you are trying to reach is currently unavailable.

Goddamn it!

The farang is here!

I think he went this way! This way, up here!

There.

Go!

Hey, excuse me. What the heck?

What are you doing?

Where is your girl?

I don't have a girl right now. I just wanna go out.

Okay, come.

Come here.

That way, money.

Take a seat.

Leave no stone unturned.

Hello. Good evening.

Hello.

One SangSom soda, please.

Come on, quickly.

Here you go.

Here.

He's a cop, man.

He-- He pulled out his gun. He'd have fucked us up otherwise.

- I love you, Jonas. - Federal Criminal Police.

Why was there a fucking kraut cop here?

- Well, it's no loss anyway. - Hey, Jonas, it's not your fault.

Just shitty the little son of a whore's still alive 'cause of me.

- Thanks. You did a good job. - Shut your mouth!

The grown-ups are talking!

A cop, man. A dead cop. What are we gonna do?

If you're gonna cry about it, so help me, I'll blow your head clean off, Rio.

Baby, on me.

Nothing about our plan has changed.

You're doing good.

The krauts are gonna lead us to Joseph.

Once we're there, we snuff his lights out. End of story.

- And mission accomplished. - Uh, actually, it was self-defense.

It was an emergency. It was--

It was good actually. It's good that we--

Ah, welcome back. Get it together.

Get a grip!

God, Tamara…

She's gonna break up with me.

Are you crying?

She'll break up with you for sure if you end up in jail for 20 years.

The two krauts are witnesses.

They've gotta be dealt with.

- It's gonna be okay. - What are you doing?

Just eavesdropping.

And if I were you, I wouldn't listen to your friend there.

Did you think about all your fingerprints? DNA?

I'm sure it's in the system, isn't it?

'Cause the area's covered in it now.

It doesn't matter if we saw anything, you're going down.

But you have a way out.

Money.

A lot of money. Enough money for you to disappear.

Start over somewhere else.

And where exactly is this money now, huh?

Charly's got money.

He's got a coin that's quite valuable, you know.

And he owes you, Rio, doesn't he? You're-- You are Rio, right?

He took your life away.

It's your decision.

Die in prison or…

die in a beach house.

Uh, up there's the road. I'll go get the car.

Keep an eye on them, okay?

You're gonna leave me alone with them?

You're gonna be fine!

The principal's sick.

- He's recasting the role. - What, today?

Yeah.

Katharina?

Principle's sick. You prepared?

You're my first choice.

Go get your dress fitted.

- Okay, can I-- I have to-- - Five minutes, then I'm asking Luise.

Any news from Sascha?

Completely quiet.

Shit.

All right.

My little Katya.

- How are you? - It was you, right?

What? What are you talking about?

The soloist here, the main role, she's out sick today,

and I… I was asked to fill in.

Was it you?

No. No, not me. That wasn't me. I--

I told you to stay out of my life.

Katya, I swear on my father's grave

that it wasn't me.

I give you my word.

Katharina? Do we have a problem?

- Katharina, just-- Just wait. Wait, wait. - No problem.

- Great. - Katharina.

Katya.

Did Bagrat come to see you?

- Katharina. - I…

I really gotta go.

It was Bagrat. He's an enemy of ours.

Uh, hello? Hello?

Wish me luck.

Kat…

We have to go to the theater to get her.

Arkadij, he won't do anything to her. They would never risk it.

They'll be there waiting for you if you go. It's a trap for sure.

Am I speaking Mandarin here? Have I gotta repeat myself?

We're fucking going. We're getting her.

Now!

Oh, these fucking bridges.

Tamara, honey. I was just thinking about you.

- You said you'd call me. - I know.

- It's been busy here. - What?

What's wrong, Rio? What are you up to there?

I'm out and about, uh, doing a thing.

Rio, I have a brother in prison already. That's enough for me.

Hey, honey, you don't need to worry.

- Everything's going according to plan. - Yeah, and what is the plan?

Listen, Weidinger, the Red Salon, we won't have to worry about any of that.

We'll pay him off, we'll be done.

Rio…

Tamara honey, I've got something big going on here.

Really big.

I-- I'm gonna make us rich. Forever.

Remember the coin?

Remember, Tamara, I've told you all about that, huh?

It'll be mine soon.

And then, we can travel someplace, okay? Honeymoon!

Really fancy. For a really long time.

Rio, honestly--

Oh, uh, I gotta fly, okay?

- I gotta take care of things. - Huh?

Uh, we'll speak in a bit, pookie. Bye-bye.

Thanks.

- Yeah. - I wanna speak to Samira.

Well, I'm sorry, but she's not here right now, she's busy.

- Rio, I'm warning you. - You're warning me? Oh, I'm so scared!

You gonna send the devil emoji?

- What do you want? - What do I want?

Shall we look back at our friendship?

- What do you think? - The coin.

Exactly. The motherfucking coin.

Hello?

Kraut, you there?

I'll get it for you.

That's incredible.

Yes. Yes.

Yes!

I'm with the federal police.

- Marriage, fraudsters, and rapists unit. - You're brave, Jonas.

You're being so, so great.

We're gonna have to strip search you.

CRIMINAL POLICE

Federal police, Telly Savalas.

Where the hell is that moron?

He's ditched you.

Jonas, calm down.

Yeah, well, he wouldn't ditch me, okay?

He has though! He's fucking left you 'cause you're in idiot,

- You're a-- - Jonas! Stop it! Shut up!

- Boy, I'll slap you so hard… - Come here.

…your face flies off your goddamn head.

You better stop it!

What have you got behind your back, huh?

- Let me see. - Zwanziger!

Get up, Jonas! Run!

- Run away! - Fuck!

Get out of here! Go, run!

Go, Jonas! Run!

Run away!

Stop it! Hey!

Stupid bitch!

Be quiet, huh?

Shut your trap!

Shut up! Ah!

Be quiet!

Goddamn it, calm down!

Calm the fuck down. Jesus.

Where is he?

Come here!

Come here, and your mother won't get hurt!

Where are you?

If you go to the police, I will kill your mother, you hear me?

I swear to you!

Why does it always have to be me?

I'm always the fucking idiot having to clean up their mess.

You little shit!

- Zwanziger! - Yeah, kiss my fucking ass.

Fucking kids.

Zwanziger!

Zwanziger, you idiot, come--

Calm down!

Just be quiet!

Calm down! Please relax.

Please be quiet.

Zwanziger!

- Yeah! - Where's the boy?

He vanished! He vanished! I don't know!

- Fucking boy! - Fuck me.

A year ago, I would've been able to catch him.

Jonas.

Fuck yeah.

Shut your hole!

This is your fault!

Because you're always fucking distracting me!

You idiot. Can't even stay on top of a fucking kid who's tied up--

You shut up!

Please pull yourself together. Come on.

- We need to get moving and fast. - So let's go!

Bring the old whore!

Stay back! Stay the fuck back!

Bye.

I have a little present for you.

No! No!

No, no, no, no!

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