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Go. Come on. Run. Run, run, run.

Come on.

Got you, rabbit! I got you, rabbit!

I got you!

Dad, no!

- Yeah! - Champion!

Look, look, look.

Look, son, it's magic.

It's always exactly the same size as the sun.

Have a go. Have a go.

Huh?

This coin belonged to my father for a while,

and his father before him.

They're all in there.

Look at me.

When I pass on,

you'll put this right here.

And you'll say a prayer.

And it'll be yours.

And then I'll be with you.

I'll be with you for eternity.

Huh?

But I'm still alive, so give it back.

Fuck.

Fuck!

You prick, go on.

And you'll say a prayer.

And it'll be yours.

And then I'll be with you.

I'll be with you for eternity.

Here, this is the foreign object.

Look, it's already touching the wall of the coronary artery.

If it keeps moving, I'm afraid he--

We've gotta operate immediately.

And until then, he should take some Midazolam

and avoid stress.

Mm.

Fuck you!

Charly? What's up? Do you read me?

Shit!

Charly? Charly?

I'm almost through.

So close.

Fuck.

I got it open.

Then get us the damn coin.

Charly, what's going on?

Charly?

There's no fucking coin in here.

That's impossible. Look closer.

Charly, what's up? Do you have the coin?

Charly, what's going on?

Oh, man, it's not here.

Fuck!

Fuck! The damn coin's not here!

We will take all this.

I hope you got the money. That why you're calling?

Yeah, you'll get your damn money.

Christ.

And I'll throw in a gift too.

- Someone's breaking in right now. - What?

Drilling open your safe right now.

And if you're looking for Fatso, he's there too.

I know you hate the guy, so if you wanna see him,

you should look out the fucking window

towards the garage.

His friend's drilling the fucking safe open.

Goddamn it.

To the office.

Where is it? Where is it?

The damn coin!

Shit, we're busted, man!

Charly, they're headed your way!

- They're in there! - We're busted!

- Out of my way! - Get out of there!

I have to find it! I have to find the coin!

- Move! - Hey!

- Charly! - He's in the office!

- The coin has to be here! - Come on!

To hell with this town!

Move out of the way!

Charly, what are we doing?

I'll meet you on the west side.

You fuck! You fuck! You fuck! I'll chop your cock off, motherfucker!

Babe! Babe! Babe! Babe! Babe! Babe! Baby! Baby!

Air-con! They're going through the fucking air-con!

- The fat fuck is outside! - Hey!

Let's go. Let's find them!

Come on!

Fuck's sake. Come on, guys!

Joseph, courtyard, west side.

You got my back, right?

What the hell?

West, or east, or east, west, or east-west! Shit, dude!

Hey, where is he?

- Come on. - Come on.

Charly! I'm here!

- Fucking bastard. - Fucking Germans!

Fuck you!

I'm gonna beat the shit out of you.

Heard me say west, right?

What am I, a fucking Cub Scout?

- West, east, west, east. - You don't know east from west, dude?

Sure, I do. When you got your hand up--

Oh, whatever.

Let's find Mückerl.

Madam, you were great. Can I have your autograph?

You were fantastic. So good.

- Can we take a selfie? - Let me through.

- Thank you. - Excuse me.

Hello.

Sorry, but may I have your autograph?

What are you doing here?

Please get in. There's something I need to tell you.

Come on, let's go.

There is a piece of a bullet lodged right here,

right near the pulmonary artery, a tricky place.

It's quite complicated to get the thing out of there.

And now, indeed, it's moved inward.

Really just a millimeter or two, but quite enough to make problems worse.

The operation's going to occur here, in Austria.

I'd appreciate it were you to take a few days off work to be there.

Be with me a while.

Excuse me?

Katya, we've got a lot to sort out.

So much. Father and daughter.

It's been a long, long time--

For the off chance that I don't end up surviving my operation.

"Your daughter."

You and me, we will always be family, whether you like it--

I don't want anything to do with you.

Nothing. Not now, not ever.

Do you understand?

Yeah.

- Then stop the car-- - Katya.

Listen.

We are one…

you and I.

We are the same flesh, the same blood.

We're family, whether you like it or not.

C'est la vie, daughter of mine.

I hate you.

Sergej…

just stop the car.

Well, good.

Didn't go very badly at all.

- Yes! I needed that. Yay! - Not bad.

- You're broke! - Cheater.

Whatever. Your turn.

- You're so lucky tonight. - That wasn't luck.

Yes! I'll buy it.

It's mine.

Jonas?

- Oh, come on, just shut up. - Jonas!

Dude.

- Oh my God! - Are you kidding me?

- No, no, no, no, no, no. No. - No, it's perfectly legal.

- No, you have to-- Look at this. - Get in here!

See, I'm here, so you can't buy that.

Yeah, you see that…

Come on! Dang it!

Yeah, sorry.

- Oh, that's perfect. - Jonas!

Jonas!

- Hey, Jonas. - Huh?

Jonas, would you give me your phone?

For 24 hours, no telephones. Everyone's on board.

- Here. - Are you in some fucking cult?

Jonas, hey, no need to be rude. Okay?

- Give me my phone back right now! - Hey. Jonas, hey. Jonas.

- What are you doing? Hey. - What's going on?

- Relax. - What's going on?

- We don't-- We don't do that. - We're staying with total fucking psychos!

- Relax. Give it. - Jonas, calm down.

None of that. It's a game, kiddo.

And we've set up a different one.

Parcheesi.

If you want to, you're welcome to join. Okay?

- So let's go. - Fuck this.

I got this.

- What kind of bullshit is this? - What is wrong with you?

Why are you yelling like that?

Come on, he wasn't being mean.

- Hey, Mom, look, don't you get it? - What?

We're not like these freaks.

We-- We-- We belong somewhere else.

We're here now, and we're giving this a chance, okay?

You got it?

- Thank you. - Th-- There's a man out there.

On the bench, watching us.

Where?

- Just now. He was just there. - I don't see anyone.

Well, no one's there now.

Jonas, hey. You'll go down there, and you'll play Parcheesi, okay?

Or-- Or whatever game they wanna play with you.

Go!

See, I told you, no one's here.

Check out the storage.

Mückerl! Schildbauer!

One left in a hurry…

Shit.

The other can't hear you anymore.

Schildi.

Who would do something this awful?

No, not Mückerl. He's a friend.

When those men took the coin off you, you were just both completely out, right?

And your friend Mückerl, he was awake?

Yeah. How else would he see that Kees ripped the coin off my chest and vanished?

Maybe he stole it. Have you thought of that?

And then sent us to Kees?

And at the critical moment, he totally fucked us!

But why would he do that, huh?

To buy a little time. To sell the fucking coin off.

Does he know about Arkadij?

Yeah, man, you're in the kitchen all day, you gab.

- You know how it is sometimes! - Come on, Joseph!

Come on.

Kamon!

What are you doing here? It's dangerous.

You, now.

Famous fighter.

I love fighting. Fighting really good business.

Isn't it?

The drunk cook from the Bussi Bussi, that fatass!

How'd he even do that?

Listen, I don't care about that, okay?

I want them here, like, yesterday.

- We'll find 'em, boss. - You got me?

Yeah.

- At Patpong. - Okay.

He's a very powerful protector.

He's the master of all dark forces.

So he scared them.

Bring Rahu to a safe place.

And call for a meeting.

I'm going to tell everyone something special has happened.

- Hey! - Hey, here.

- There's someone still in there. - Over here. Come on.

Shh.

What are you standing there for? Go and look! Come on!

- We're on it. I'm gonna go this way. - What's wrong with ya?

- What do we do now? - What's wrong with you?

We've gotta find Mückerl.

I know someone who can bring you to Mückerl. Come on.

Here.

Big F, these farangs have got to be in Pak Khlong Talat.

Their lives are in danger.

Kamon, where you find these guys?

- You sure they're not bad guys? - Watch, he'll go, "Problem surcharge."

Yeah, but are you really sure? Do you know who they are?

- They're cool? - Yeah.

I'll get you out of the district to find your friend,

but there's a trouble charge.

What'd I tell you? An old trick that cabbies use all over the world.

- Fine. - Okay?

Fine.

Let's go.

Come on, man. Why move all the way to Bangkok?

I have friends here.

Great friends. A dead one, and one who's a thief.

It's always one thing or another with you.

But we'll get the money.

Prepare yourself.

The dharma speaks through the blessing. The spirits follow the path of truth.

Inner peace, inner strength, inner light…

What the hell, Kamon? Hey!

- I'm with the farangs. - Mückerl, you asshat.

- Really? - Yeah.

You're on your own.

- I'll tell him to get lost. - I'm on it.

Hey. Listen.

I need you to look around for Mückerl.

And if you see him, you call Joseph, okay?

Okay.

Now we are a team.

Yeah.

Go.

Come on.

I know he lives here somewhere.

Old-school fuck huts.

Four.

Got your tools with you?

He's not here.

I can still smell the scumbag though.

Goddamn it!

We just missed the bastard.

- Goddamn it. - So where is the fucker?

How should I know?

He has to be back any minute.

- Arkadij Igorevich! - Bagrat.

Greetings.

Please, sit down.

An espresso, please.

So… what's so important

that you couldn't meet back in Moscow after I return?

Let me start…

I'll start with the fact I've always been very loyal, haven't I?

Sure, sure. I mean, honor amongst thieves, yadda, yadda, yadda…

- Sure. - Okay, so, what is it?

The route for the Black Sea.

Tell me.

- Thank you. - Yeah.

We feel we ought to take control of it.

Naturally, you'd still get your, uh-- Your fifth of the income and so on,

without any work, without any responsibility.

- You just-- - Wait, stop. Bagrat.

Nearly all of my business runs through the Black Sea route.

It's the lifeblood of the business.

Right?

Oh my God. I'm such an idiot.

No, I see now.

You're saying I should finally retire.

Yes?

That's what you mean?

You've been working on this for a while, huh?

No, no, I understand. I do, dear friend. I do.

You've worked so hard,

and for so many years, you've done everything I've asked of you,

and done it well.

You never talk out of line, you beat and kill when we need you to.

You never got married, there are no kids, and all for me.

So now it's your turn, you figure.

Have I got that right?

Well, the thing is…

…you've got warrants in a bunch of countries.

And that's a dangerous position for us, for the brotherhood.

Bagrat…

…let me tell you something.

A leader, a fucking leader…

…that man is not defined by his fucking business size and compass.

In order for people to follow you into battle,

you need something special and unique.

And that unique thing,

Bagrat Vissarionovich,

is rare to find in anyone.

Understood?

Of course. Of course you're right.

You may feel that your name is immortal,

and to some it is.

Your body, however…

isn't.

How this story ends depends on you,

and we all look forward to hearing your answer

the day after next.

Arkadij Igorevich.

Any news?

We're meeting a man about an hour from now, sir.

Bring the coin to me by tomorrow evening, and I'll throw something extra in for you.

That's very generous.

We need it, and soon.

No matter the price.

It's all or nothing now.

Ah fuck.

- Hey. - Is there anything I'm supposed to know?

- No. - Anything?

No, all good.

You sure? Jonas mentioned he saw man watching us from outside.

If something's happened, you'd tell me, right?

Charly?

Nothing happened. It's all-- It's all good here.

Please, I just want some peace and quiet in my life, Charly. Okay?

Yeah, of course.

But you're okay, right? It's nice up there?

Yeah.

It's gorgeous.

Well, glad to hear it.

Uh, have fun, you two, okay?

- Bye. - Okay.

We have to move.

What? No, Mückerl could come back any minute.

It's not worth the effort.

Charly, he stabbed Schildbauer.

You seriously wanna let him get away with that?

I'm sure he'll be making a fortune on it.

You'll fly home with nothing to show for it,

and you'll be sent straight to prison.

Listen, don't you get it?

We're setting things in motion here.

Awful things that we have no control over.

We've gotta stop everything we've set in motion while we can.

Charly, we haven't been setting one single thing in fucking motion,

the coin has.

It destroys everything and everyone.

It turns a complete idiot like Mückerl into a murderer!

We've got to get it back before something awful happens here,

and I'm sure it will.

Kamon, where are you?

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah, stay. Stay. Stay where you are. Stay.

There's our Judas, waiting for his contact.

You still want him to go free?

No way.

Come on, where are you?

Hey! What the hell?

No! No! No!

Stop right there! Stop right there, you little asshole!

You miserable little rat!

Stop there!

Stop running, you little asshole!

Shit! I'm gonna kill you!

Hey!

Watch it, watch it!

Where are they?

Shit.

Where are they?

You go there, I go there.

- I go here, you go there. - You're there.

All right, all we want is the coin,

so we move in fast and grab it.

Sound good?

So you ready?

All right then.

So.

- Gotcha! Give me the coin! - Help me!

- Mückerl, you piece of shit! - You got it! Where is it?

You goddamn murderer!

- I didn't do anything! - Where's the damn coin?

Stolen! The little boy stole it!

Kamon!

Kamon! Kamon!

Why the fuck did you kill Schildbauer, piece of shit?

I just wanted to sell the coin!

- Who was gonna be your buyer? - The Russians!

- What do you mean, Russians? - Arkadij and all his guys!

They're the worst kind of people.

They're… They're coming!

They're coming!

- Put the gun down, idiot! - Fuck, let's go!

- They're coming! - Shit.

Follow them! Move it!

I don't have the coin.

Where is the coin? Where is the coin?

Listen to me! Please!

- You're dead, motherfucker. - The boy stole the coin.

I'll kill you!

He stole the coin!

Come on!

Yes!

Hey.

What now?

Yeah. Yeah, let's go.

Where are they?

- The bastards are gone. - Fuck, man!

- We've got to tell Sergej. - We'll tell him later.

Okay.

We tell him it's going as planned.

It's all my fault.

Should've kept my mouth shut and shouldn't have told anybody about the coin.

- Joseph. - What?

This won't get us anywhere.

What does Mückerl know about me? What did you say?

Nothing. I've said nothing.

Maybe your name, no more.

Are you sure?

Charly, this is different.

Jonas and Samira are okay, trust me.

Can't tell anybody about this either.

OLD VIENNA COFFEE HOUSE

Look at that, it's Rio.

Well, that was quick.

Alrighty.

Where's my money?

I have conditions, Mr. Weidinger.

First, Tamara cannot find out about what we're discussing right now.

I don't have any money.

I have something else, though, a plan.

What do you mean, "a plan"?

The meeting place.

What-- What-- What are you talking about?

Okay, do you have something, or don't you, fuckface?

I've got it from a reliable source there's gonna be a meeting soon.

One between Joseph and his old kraut friend,

Charly Markovic.

And the meeting is taking place in…

Sportgastein.

Fatass isn't just friends with the kraut,

but with his whole family. With the vet too.

Even the fucking whore's bastard.

That's right.

And it's definitely no coincidence

that little idiot posted the photo just now.

It's the ideal meeting place, isn't it?

It’s unassuming, secluded.

Joseph’s probably been living there in a cave for three years.

So, what do you think we're supposed to do about it?

What's your damn plan?

Oh, come on, Zwanziger.

This is our chance to get Joseph. We have to.

If he's out of the way, my path is clear. The Red Salon will be mine--

I mean, um, will be yours, Weidinger.

So, what do you want?

A little team. Three, four good guys, that's all.

Nothing crazy.

We make our way there, find the guy,

then good night, Joseph Muckstein.

You can take Zwanziger.

- Please, not Zwanziger. - No, not Zwanziger.

You're both leaving right now.

Do it!

And I want the whole thing to be clean, okay?

No goulash.

No, no goulash.

I'll end him once and for all.

So, what is it? Let's go. It's nice out.

To all the killers And the hundred-dollar billers

For real ****** who ain't got no feelings

Another story gets told It ain't nuttin′ really

A yo, dun, spark the Philly

So I can get my mind off These yellow-backed ******

Why they still alive? I don't know, go figure

Meanwhile, back in Queens The realness and foundation

If I die, I couldn't choose a…

…better location When the slugs penetrate

You feel a burning sensation

Getting closer to God In a tight situation

Now take these words home And think it through

Or the next rhyme I write Might be about you

Son, they shook

'Cause ain't no such things As halfway crook--

Hey. What is it?

He sat there?

The man you saw here?

There's no way to make the past different, you know?

But we can choose what power we give it.

You understand?

I'm having a hard time, too, you know?

But when we sit here and look at the mountains,

we can decide for ourselves what we see in them.

Monsters…

or rock faces.

At least we have the same view.

Neutrality?

Oh!

Lyokha, I don't understand.

Are you neutral now, huh?

Sergej, Lyokha is neutral now.

Oh, neutral? Shut it. Shut-- Shut it! Don't fucking push me around, Lyokha.

Neutrality. Yeah right, neutrality.

The only word for it is betrayal!

No-- Hello?

Hello? Lyokha?

Goddamn cowards.

And now Moscow's distancing itself too.

Of course. Yeah, everyone is.

What? What is this, Sergej?

Where is it?

It's Bangkok.

Some associates of Kirill send me this this morning.

How did you reply?

I said that we want it and that money's no object.

Fuck.

My whole life long--

My whole life long, Sergej, I've been chasing after this coin.

Dad just endured so much when he had it.

And now, when everyone is abandoning me, it suddenly reappears.

Okay.

Please answer Bagrat now.

"My dear Bagrat."

"Fuck you and your threats."

Yes.

- Hey. You're on our turf. - Hey.

Who's on whose turf?

Come on, why don't you try something? Fuck around, find out.

I will. I'mma fuck you up.

Calm down, buddy.

What do you want?

We got Somchai and Achara visiting.

- Just two? - Three folks.

Okay.

Okay, come on.

Have a seat.

What's the purpose of your visit?

We know what you did.

You stole something from us.

Ah, you mean your cousin L.

I didn't steal him.

It was his own decision to join me.

I don't care about the traitor.

I'm talking about…

Rahu.

The Rahu is our family's sacred protector,

not your sick toy.

Give him back to me.

It was you, huh?

How Rahu came to them, right?

I will curse your name.

Maybe L helped a little.

But Rahu came to me.

I saw it in his beautiful red eyes.

Do you really want to go to war with us?

No.

I want you to give my men a warm welcome at your clubs.

So they can do their business.

Selling your poison.

We want nothing to do with this shit.

It's not poison.

It's the future.

Oof, you're a fucking fool.

Sis.

I'm done with people who don't respect us.

Let me stab this shithead!

- Hey! - Sit down!

- Stop it! - Hey, hey!

- Come here. - Hey. Hey.

Fucking farang.

This'll cost you dearly I'll get you for this.

Down.

Down. Down.

Relax.

Relax.

All right, then.

I have a business to run.

Kab khun fuck you.

I pay my respects.

I ask, humbly, Rahu,

that you settle down here with us,

that you bless us and that you bring us luck in all we endeavor to accomplish.

So it shall be.

Bad things

have happened.

We have enemies who are threatening us.

Who wanna steal from us.

But there's also someone who's protecting us.

Rahu,

our powerful demon.

He will crush anyone who's against us.

Who wanna screw us.

And he will ruin the lives of those

who are even thinking about helping the enemy.

So bow down to Rahu,

the new protector of our house.

The king of all snakes.

We are the chosen ones.

With Rahu as backup, nobody can touch us.

Bangkok will be ours.

Yeah?

They found them.

Chinatown.

Go.

Go now. Take 'em down.

It's true.

Rahu is on our fucking side.

Okay, thank you.

So, what's up?

Uh, he's got one more fare and should be here any minute.

You should eat.

No, that stuff gives me the shits, man.

Yeah, it'll do that.

So did he name anyone?

Arkadij.

Did you know he was still alive?

I'd hear something time to time.

Here and there. Rumors.

It's no longer a rumor.

No.

He's here.

Good.

- Hey, Big F. - No, no, no, no, no!

The Dutch are really angry. Looking everywhere for you.

Kamon, the-- This little boy, where's he bringing all the stolen stuff?

He has my coin.

I-- I came all the way from Germany to get it, okay?

- It's mine. - No, no, no!

Hey, listen to me. Kamon is in big danger.

You see? Look, look, look, look, look. Here. Here, here, here.

Here's my ID. I have a taxi.

This is my car. Mine.

Colleagues, you know? Me, Vienna. You, Bangkok.

Here, same-same. We're brothers, you know? Brothers.

- They're coming! - See?

- They're coming! We have to go! - Shit. Go!

Floor it!

Go! Go!

- Go, go, go! - Step on it, go!

He's behind us!

- Go faster! Faster! - Go!

- Faster! Go! He's catching up! - Go, go, go!

- Faster! Big F, faster! - We need more! More!

He's coming! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

Shit!

Yes!

- Whoo! Whoo! - We made it?

- Awesome. - For fuck's sake.

- Good, good! Very, very good! - Okay!

Now you bring us to Kamon, okay?

- Now you-- - Shut up!

- What? - Jeez.

Sorry.

You come here, you make war, you make everything explode!

Yeah, story of my life.

I will to charge more!

Charge! Trouble charge! Ha! Yeah!

Two on green, three on pink.

Sure thing, man. Yep. Sure.

You got it right here.

Okay.

Good luck, buddy. You're gonna need it.

No way that's paying off.

Hey, look, boss. Look at this.

How cool is this?

What the fuck is that?

Let me see it.

Boy thinks it's special.

Where'd you get it?

From a bunch of fucking farangs out there.

Give him 10,000 baht.

Yes!

Yes!

Come on, hurry up!

On pink.

All on pink.

Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!

Yay!

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