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Real lovemaking.

Real orgasm.

Sweet dinner.

So yeah, I was thinking I just want to break up with him. He's such a loser, my

boyfriend Josh.

What are you waiting for?

The right time?

No, I mean, I just want to wait, you know?

Well, I mean, there has to be a reason.

I like hanging out at his place, you know?

Um, like with him?

No.

His dad's really cool, you know?

You're so different from guys my age.

They... You're so cool and suave. It's really hot.

You make me feel like a woman.

Not like a plaything, but like a sexual woman.

I like older men. They're more experienced and they take their time

with things.

You know, there are things that can be rushed.

I know.

That's why I admire you.

I really like older men. I really like you.

I really like you a lot, too.

This is not... We should not do this. You and my son are like an item.

No, we're not.

We're breaking up.

Why? Yeah, he just... He just doesn't understand me that way.

Oh, my God. I just had to get a shot of my ass on my crappy design professor.

I guess it wasn't for me.

That's a... I don't know what he's just talking about.

you

Yes, it calls us to the church.

Hi, Professor Garrett.

Sarah.

I'm so sorry.

Stupid of me.

That happens.

Thank you. I feel so much better.

I would never do something like that to you in purpose.

I'm sure you will.

You're like the coolest professor here.

Thank you, Sarah.

You're just so cool and laid back about everything. I thought you'd be pissed.

Why? I kind of thought it was kind of funny.

It wasn't meant to be funny. I just kind of wanted that creep to leave me alone.

Yeah, well, maybe you ought to try and ignore those kind of guys. They're just

trying to get a rise out of you.

Yeah.

Can I ask you something?

Sure.

You're just so cool and...

non-reactive.

And I was just wondering, did that picture turn you on?

What?

The picture.

Did it turn you on at all?

Yes.

I knew I would.

Yeah, well.

That's sad.

Well,

You're so different from guys my age.

They... You're so cool and suave. It's really hot. I mean, any

guy my age would have pulled his dick out by now.

Well, that's young guys for you.

I was just thinking, you know, maybe we should... What?

Explore this a little.

You know, maybe try to... Sarah, do you have any...

Homework, possibly, or maybe you should be leaving. Anything?

I don't think so.

Really? Really.

Do you think I'm attractive at all?

Yes,

of course you're attractive.

And you thinking I'm attractive and standing here in your office, you would

just let me walk away.

I'm going to fuck you right here, right now.

Well, that would be the proper thing to do, wouldn't it?

Sarah!

No,

Sarah! Sarah!

Look, this is not right.

This is... Sarah!

Sarah, this is my office. You can't be doing this, Sarah.

Sarah, look.

I know your class schedule.

Sarah!

Look, Sarah, this is not... Sarah.

Sarah.

Stop it.

This is not right.

Sarah.

Sarah.

Sarah.

This is so wrong.

So wrong.

oh oh

Look over here

Bye.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Thank you.

Ha!

And it's done.

Fucking good.

Oh my god, fuck yes.

I fucking love it.

Come on, Eva.

Oh my god.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Fuck. Oh,

shit.

Oh, God,

I

feel so good.

Oh, God.

Oh,

shit.

Oh!

Fuck you.

Oh my god, Jan.

I'm fucking your face.

Meow.

Fuck. Oh my god, this is fucking good.

You're sending silly pictures to me, aren't you?

I'm the mess we got into already.

I have a new personal assistant and she's just like getting up to speed.

All right. Let me finish.

I'll find out and get back to you. All right?

Like right away.

Pronto.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Okay.

Okay. Bye.

Just one second. I got it right here.

One second. Just hold on a second.

Hello?

Shit.

Dakota.

What the fuck happened in here?

I'm sorry, I dropped the thumb.

Okay, and it seems like you dropped everything that's supposed to be on the

desk. I was just trying...

I was just trying to get your schedule together for the meeting in Iowa about

the movie with the motorcycle or the game, thinking that's the... Right, yes,

the one where I'm supposed to meet with the director and the producer about an

hour ago.

I know, I was just trying... Well, you're trying what, to turn back time?

Oh my God, listen, Dakota, I really don't think this is working out.

What? Yeah, you know.

I don't do well when girls cry.

I'm really sorry about what I said back there. That was very unkind of me.

You're right, though. I'm the worst personal assistant ever.

I don't even know why you hired me.

Well, I think my ex-wife made me hire you because she's trying to get back at

me for something.

It's not a very nice thing to say.

Yeah, you're right. I am working through this.

It's part of my therapy.

I'll be better, I promise.

But you always play the very nice, witty, smart guy in your movies.

Once, because I'm a great actor.

I'm not good at anything.

You know, I think if you just took a step back and kind of maybe took a fresh

approach... But you fired me.

Not really.

Really?

Really? I still have the job?

Yeah, for now, okay?

We'll take it as it comes. We'll see how well you do.

How's that sound?

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

I've always loved to attend the movies, and I was so excited to finally meet

you.

Okay, well, now you have.

You've always been like a mentor to me.

Uh, yeah, you've only worked for me for like three days.

But you're such a great, funny, smart guy.

And you make me feel so... So what?

You make me feel like a woman.

Not like a plaything, but like a sexual woman.

Kiss me and tell me I don't make you feel like a man.

Okay, listen, I didn't hire you to have sex with you. It's something Charlie

Sheen does, okay?

I know, but that's what's so exciting about it.

You like that? Yeah.

Get you excited, though. Mm-hmm.

Make me look great.

It's all right now.

um um

Just stay there, just stay there.

Don't do anything.

Do you like that?

Yeah.

Do you like when you kiss your ass?

So firm and pretty.

Can I make your ass?

Can I?

No, I'll give it to you so I can do it.

Stand right here.

um

Awesome. Thank you.

Cool. And I guess I'll see you next Monday morning.

Well, I mean, I was thinking maybe we could add more workouts.

Listen, I think we have a really good program right now. You're stepping it

up. You might risk some injuries, you know.

All right. Well, I guess I'll see you Monday then.

See you Monday.

Elena, what are you doing here?

Sorry to impose.

I just think I pulled something.

Well, maybe we should look at it at the gym?

Can you just look at it really quick, please?

It hurts.

How did you find where I live?

Okay, come in.

Let's go in the living room, okay? Okay.

Does it hurt?

Yeah, but...

Your hands make it feel better.

I don't think it's too bad.

Like, all you need is a couple of days off, ice it, and you should be okay.

Well, I mean, do you think I could get a massage?

I'll pay you for a session.

I think rest will do it.

Please.

Okay. But you don't have to pay me.

Right? Turn around.

You have strong hands.

Thank you.

I like that in a man.

Strong and decisive.

Well, I think I know what I'm doing.

You certainly do.

I'm much better than the guys my age.

What do you mean?

I don't know. I like older men. They're more experienced and they take their

time with things.

Yeah, you know, there are things that can be rushed.

I know.

That's why I admire you.

Admire? Yeah.

You've taught me a lot.

Not just, like, conditioning and stuff, but the other side of working out, too.

Really? Yeah.

You take things at the proper pace.

You don't push too hard.

Well, you still have to push a little, otherwise you don't improve.

I know. It's a good balance.

Alright, I think I'm done.

That's enough, right?

Thank you so much. You're welcome.

I mean, I don't really want to go yet.

Yeah, yeah, like that.

Oh God, yeah.

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Yeah,

I like that.

Look.

Fuck!

Thank you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yes. Fuck me.

I can't. Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

That was so good.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Do a dip like that.

Do a dip like that. You know that's the way.

Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop, pretty girl. Don't stop. I

want that. I want that. I know. I know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

come on, come on, come on, come on.

What do you want?

Fuck yes.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Fuck.

Come on.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me.

Come on.

Yeah.

Right on me like that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not gonna fucking touch me. Oh, God.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

Keep doing it. Keep doing it.

Oh my god.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't stop.

Don't stop.

Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

Right there.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh god.

No, but...

Yes, yes

Oh, God.

Oh, fuck.

It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay.

I'm gonna put you in a little fucking dick in that little car.

Fuck yeah!

Also, yeah, I was thinking I just want to break up with him. He's such a loser,

my boyfriend Josh.

Uh, so... I just want to wait, though, you know? What are you waiting for?

The right time?

No, I mean, I just want to wait, you know?

Well, I mean, there has to be a reason.

I like hanging out at his place, you know?

Um, like with him?

No.

His dad's really cool, you know?

Hold up, his dad?

Yeah. What the fuck? What?

He's really cool. He really is. He's like this really genuine guy.

Asks me how I'm doing. What's up with me.

Asks me about school. My own parents don't even do that.

And Josh is what?

Josh is a loser. That is what Josh is.

Well, I mean, his dad sounds kind of fucking creepy to me. Always asking me

how I'm doing. It's not creepy.

Seriously. He's just nice.

I know creepy, too. My uncle's creepy.

Okay, yeah, you're right about that. His dad's not crazy.

But, I mean, I don't know. I don't know how you're gonna enter that situation.

I don't know either. You gotta help me, because I really like him.

Well, I think you're fucking crazy, but I think you should just do it. Just do

it? Well, that's what I do. I just do it. Just, like, actually just do it?

Just walk up in there and be like, fuck me.

Really? Yeah. Just like that? Okay, I know you're not gonna do that, but you

can try.

I don't know.

I'll try. Fuck Josh.

Yeah, fuck Josh. Not literally, though.

His dad might get something, though.

How do you say that?

Cheval. Cheval.

Oh, did I say poison?

Poison. I can remember that.

Le Lapine. Why do we need to know fucking rabbits and shit? I don't really

plan on going to France. I don't know. Maybe I'll get a rabbit and name it

Lapine or something.

Or you can name it after Josh's dad.

Fucking weirdo.

I'll name his penis Lapine.

Oh, shit.

I don't like that.

Serpent? Open it up. No, I'm not doing this shit. Do your homework.

I don't really need to know this. I plan on doing other things in my life.

Are you going to fuck your way to the top? Maybe.

I know I can.

Oh my god. I don't want to waste my time with my boyfriend's dad.

Shut up.

Hey, how are you? Good, hi. Is, um, is Josh home?

No, he's at basketball practice, but you knew that.

Oh, I read it. I forgot.

He'll be back in an hour. But don't you guys, you Twitter and you Facebook all

the time. You don't worry.

I do, but I was doing homework, you know, so.

Homework? You guys still do homework? Yeah, we still do homework.

Okay. All right, well, great. I'll let him know you stopped by.

Actually, we're working on a project right now, and he left the papers

upstairs for me. Could I just go up and get them really quick?

Well, no, because I don't really know where they are.

They're probably just on the desk.

Well, I really don't think I should without his permission.

I'm sure it'll be alright.

I'm sure.

Ah, okay. Well, let's text him and find out. Okay?

Look,

Ava, he's probably at practice right now, so he's got his phone turned on.

Well, I really need those papers. I can't finish this project without them.

Can you just come in for a minute and just grab them really quick?

Okay. Thank you.

I'm just here to make sure you don't clean the place out.

You know, it looks like I need some cleaning up

Hey, but I'm sure it just got it with it.

No, I can't.

I can't find it.

I really need those. I'm going to flunk.

I don't have those papers. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, it's not here.

If I don't get those papers, I'm...

It's gonna flunk. It's gonna mess up my GPA.

Oh my God.

I hate geometry.

Oh my God.

Hey, hey, hey. Hey, look, look.

It's gonna be all right. You're gonna be okay.

You'll be fine.

Where are they?

Well, I don't know.

Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.

Hey, hey, hey. Listen, look at me.

Look at me.

You need to calm down.

Everything's going to be okay. All right? Everything will work out.

Okay? When Josh shows up, then I'm sure we'll find him. Okay?

Thank you.

You're so nice.

It's really cool of you to be this nice about this.

Well, it's very nice of you to say that I'm very nice. Thank you.

I'm sorry. I'm usually not like this. I just... I just really miss papers.

It'll be okay.

You're so nice. My dad would never help me like this. He's always so busy with

work and... It's like I don't even exist.

I could pass or fail. I don't think he'd even care.

Listen.

I'm a dad.

Okay? And we get really, really busy, right? And with work and everything. So,

you know, I'm sorry that your dad, I'm sure he wants to, but he just doesn't

have the time to spend the quality time with you.

You see how nice you are? You're defending someone you don't even know.

You're so... Thank you so much. I really appreciate it.

It's okay.

Listen, I don't...

Listen, I don't know what your issues are, but I'm sure everything's going to

be okay, alright?

Just hold on for a second.

It feels so nice to be close to someone, you know?

Hey, we, uh... We probably shouldn't do this. It's

not appropriate.

I really like what I'm mad at.

I really like you.

I really like you a lot, too.

This is not... We should not do this. You and my son are like an item.

No, we're not.

We're breaking up.

Why?

Yeah, he just... He just doesn't understand me. Not like... Yeah, we do.

You know, I've always liked you.

Ever since I saw you.

Listen, this is probably just, it's just a fad, okay?

No, it's not.

I really like you.

Maybe this is just, just an infatuation, okay? No, it's not an infatuation. I

know that you have to be nice and gentlemanly, but I know that you

really want this.

that you really like me

I

wanted you for so

long I knew it

I can feel you getting hard.

I can feel you getting hard.

You know the only reason I dated him was because of you.

Oh yeah, I got it down my throat.

Stick

it right

there.

Stick a ton of IPL on it.

Put your teeth on it.

A little harder.

Bite it. Right there.

I've always been used to it now.

oh my god

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Fuck you, I'll get the fuck out of here.

Ah!

How much more damage do I have to do?

Oh my god, grab my box.

Oh, fuck you.

Pull that cock right inside you with my box.

Grab it. Pull my fucking box.

I'm gonna go back to school before I come dripping on you.

I'm gonna kiss my son goodbye before I come dripping on you.

Ah, yeah.

Ah.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Ow. Oh, yeah. Come on, baby.

Come on.

Now you want the big cough in your mouth. You can do it. Come on.

My son show you that?

Yeah, fuck yeah, that's my turn to go.

Yeah, that's it.

My son put his tongue up your little fucking ass. No, we didn't do anything

with that. Really?

No.

I'll change that.

I want to see your face.

Mmm.

Oh God.

Ah.

I can't believe you made me do this. My son's bed.

Loved it.

Next time we'll do it in your bed.

Is that Josh?

Josh is home. I gotta get dressed.

Don't tell him I was here, okay? I'm gonna go out the back.

Don't you want to talk to him about the paper?

Not now.