Original subtitles

Good morning, sir.

I'm ready since morning. But yet I've not got any result.

I can't speak the Urdu dialogues. Don't know what to do.

It's necessary to clamp down on vulgar programming...

There were clouds over Delhi and the North...

and it means it was really, really romantic that side.

And let's see, in West Bengal...

Narayan has given many TV interviews...

but he has never watched TV.

Have you never watched your interviews on TV?

No. - Why not?

Because I'm blind.

Shri Ram, Shri Ram...

Straighten the mountain, Hanumanji.

And bring your arm in an angle.

Hey, support him.

Here's a question for you.

What's the first thing you need to kill mosquitoes?

One, Baygon Spray? Two, Goodnight mat?

Three, Tortoise brand incense sticks?

Four, a mosquito net?

What's the first thing you need to kill mosquitoes?

Mosquitoes! - Mosquitoes!

The right answer!

Mr. Veeru Bhatia is our first millionaire!

Well done!

Where's the Mother India?

Come on, director wants you. - Come, come.

Hi, Shivaji!

Hi, how are you all? - Fine, sir.

Good morning, Q-TV!

Jaya, any calls for me. No, Shiva. No calls for you.

Hey, Shiva! - Hi, Laila.

What's the program today? - We're to shoot music video.

Oh, good, good.

Why are you standing? Hurry up. - First get dressed.

Hey, hey, hey!

These are my clothes!

I'm your senior programming executive.

And you're just a cameraman.

Just stay in your limits.

Okay, I am sorry. - That's ok.

By the way, where is my Topi? - Sorry, I must stay in my limits.

Topi (cap) is here.

Not this topi man, your assistant Topi.

Where is he?

O Shaka-laka, baby...

Shaka-laka, baby....

Lucky thing to have found a place like that to sit.

Touch wood.

Won't you say something now? - What?

Say, I love you Topi darling... - Topi!

Gosh, what a tune! - Not tune, your pop! Look here.

Damn, it's you? - Yes.

He isn't a mike-man, he's light-man an ordinary one.

You scoundrel!

Shut up, you old son of a gun! Idiot!

Damn you, I will dump you in garbage.

That girl almost said "I love you" and you had to butt in!

Bloody crocodile out of water! Too much! - Shut up!

First tell me, are you marrying my daughter Maggi or not?

I've got to fix weeding date! - Quiet... quiet!

Just like you to go on like a bad LP record!

Will I marry your daughter? - Won't you marry Maggi?

You and your daughter... stinking noodles! Will I marry her?

Won't you marry Maggi? - No!

Then I'll touch your weak spot! - Try doing it.

I will touch! - Go ahead touch!

Bro. -Yes.

Yes?

Ask him what's the issue?

What's it? - You don't interfere.

Bloody eunuch! - What?

Bloody eunuch! - Rascal!

Idiot!

Why, will you marry Maggi or not? - Lay off, bald egg!

Touching Topi's weakness?

Go I won't marry your daughter!

Topi, call for you. MD on the line.

Hello. - Topi. - Sir.

Did you call our client an eunuch?

Sir, I have on weakness in my... What do you call back in English?

Hip. - Hip!

Someone tickled my hip so...

I told him, go away eunuch.

Don't joke with me, Topi. I want an explanation now.

Bloody eunuch! - What?

You are telling me? - Shut up, dog!

Dog?! Not dog, sir...

Eunuch, lay off! - You idiot!

You are immediately fired. Out!

Topi, will you marry my daughter now?

Damn you! Get lost!

Topi!

I've lost my job, man. - Hurry up.

Tell the M.D. about my weakness. - First get in.

Tell me what's your weakness? - Whenever anyone tickles me I...

Bloody eunuch! - What did you say?

Stop the van! Why're you leaving me?

Stop!

Come on, I'll rid on top. Stop the van, driver bro!

Hey!

"Shakalaka baby! Shakalaka baby!"

"Shakalaka baby! Shakalaka baby!"

"Shakalaka baby! Shakalaka baby!"

"Look back at me, my love"

"Shakalaka baby! Shakalaka baby!"

"Come, fall in love with me"

"No! No!"

"No! No!"

"Shakalaka baby! Shakalaka baby!"

"Look back at me, my love"

"Shakalaka baby! Shakalaka baby!"

"Come, fall in love with me"

"No! No!"

"Give me love for my love; give me a rose..."

"No! No!"

"Don't you be scared"

"Don't you refuse me"

"Write your feelings on a piece of paper"

"No! No!"

"Shakalaka baby! Shakalaka baby!"

"Look at me, my love"

"Shakalaka baby! Shakalaka baby!"

"Come, fall in love with me"

"Let's lie on the hot sands, and breathe together"

"On the sly, let's make love"

"No! No!"

"Let's run away together"

"Carry me on your shoulders"

"Take me to a temple on Fridays"

"On Saturdays, let's go to the discotheque"

"Take me to watch the The Titanic on Sunday"

"Take me"

"No! No!"

"Shakalaka baby! Shakalaka baby!"

"Look at me, my love"

"Shakalaka baby! Shakalaka baby!"

"Come, fall in love with me"

"No! No!"

"We're made for each other"

"The two of us are made for each other"

"No! No!"

"So what's wrong with you guys?"

"Why are you looking away, my love?"

"Have you grown old at heart?"

"You're a machine, not a man anymore"

"Your insides are loosening"

"You're like a plant"

"Why were born at all?"

"In love, my love..."

"I've even grown a beard"

"We are failed..."

"You've passed out... and we've taken a beating"

"Should I give away my heart, my life is going to be ruined"

"Should I be a winner in life... I'll find a thousand girls, baby"

"Bye bye baby"

"Shakalaka baby! Shakalaka baby!"

"Look at me, my love"

"Shakalaka baby! Shakalaka baby!"

"We're not going to fall in love"

"Shakalaka baby! Shakalaka baby!"

"Come, fall in love with me"

"I don't want to love."

"I don't want to love."

"I don't want to love."

"I don't want to love."

Hey, get lost! Adios Amigos!

Okay.

O Shaka-laka, baby...

Hi, Papa.

Come on in, son.

What's today's cartoon says, Papa? - Look at this.

You've made a politician out of me?

I don't know why, son.

I just felt I draw you as CM today.

Chief Minister? Seems you woke up late.

No.

I showed your horoscope to the astrologer today. He was amazed.

He said, he's seeing second horoscope like yours, in 80 years.

Only earlier Lal Bahadur Shastri had as good a horoscope like this.

Well, you're going to be a leader, are you?

Had you said I'd be program director in some big TV channels...

or win a Olympics medal, I'd have been happy.

But you send me into politics!

Know what politics is? A gutter!

A big pot hole!

Here.

Hurry up... it's going...

Look, it's going. Going... Look. - What happened, Mom?

Now my Shiva's name will appear.

Camerawork: Shivaji Rao...

Go and ring up the bride's folk!

Dammit! Couldn't they hold the credits for another five minutes?

Misers!

Your son's name appears for a second and you kick up a fuss.

I thought you had seen a snake.

You don't know anything. Just stay quiet.

"Mom-in-law was a bride too" - You're taking too much footage.

Come on, you lost 50 cents and haven't paid yet.

I will... sure I will. Or I'm not your son.

What are you doing? What? Why're you applying the henna?

Yes, I'm applying henna. - I'm not a kid to apply it to me.

Oh sure, you're a grown up man.

No matter however grown up you are you will remain my son, okay?

Look at these pictures and choose a girl.

This one looks like Tulsi, right?

And this one is looks exactly like Heena! - Heena?

I showed her your picture. She said he look like Shaktimaan!

Shaktimaan!

I'd reason with her, do I look like Shaktimaan?

I'd reasoned with a wife, not TV!

Correct, correct!

Mouth close!

Haven't you liked her, son?

She's good, but something's lacking. - What is it?

That thing which makes butterflies flutter in your stomach...

that which goes straight to the heart and says...

"Done full and final!"

Do you see the girl in Hum Paanch fly like butterfly? - Hum Paanch.

That idiot-box is making you talk like an idiot.

Keep out of this! You're always interfering like a commercial break!

Tell me what kind of a girl you want. I'll find her for you.

Promise?

Her hair like clouds...

her eyes like that of a fish...

she has rosy lips...

a nose like that of a parrot...

a slender neck like a pea-hen...

and tender hands like a lotus.

That would be something.

A girl like this?

You mustn't go looking for a bride for him!

Don't know what he'll get! - I deserve this.

Is this any girl? It's a witch! - A witch!

Mrs. TV, you too were same before marriage.

And how were you to look at? - I was in my prime...

He looked like a perfect cartoon!

Cartoon!

You took my place?

Lucky guy.

Hello and welcome to Phulgaon.

As you can see, it's a lovely place.

And our Chief Minister Mr. Balraj Chauhan is paying a visit here today.

On behalf of Q-TV, it'll be covered by one and only, your favourite...

you guessed it, Laila. So follow me.

Long live the Chief Minister!

Long live the Chief Minister!

Welcome, sir.

Hello, Minister sir.

Welcome Minister sir. Greetings.

No. Don't bow your head.

This garland is meant for Dr Ambedkar's bust, not you.

What kind of Chief Secretary are you? You ought to have told me!

Idiot!

CM, my foot! Illiterate ass!

I typed out the whole program for him.

Sir, is the Minister distributing dhotis?

He might snatch the one you wear!

Go away.

Glory to Babasaheb Ambedkar.

Are you getting, sir? Bring him close.

Minister... please shake my hand! I'm Pawar!

They won't let me meet you, sir! I've been waiting for you!

It's I who did all the decoration! I've been waiting for you, sir!

Let off him. Let him go.

Long live, the Chief Minister!

Hey, come here.

I'm blessed, sir! I only wanted to shake hands with you.

Drive the on. - I've been waiting all day, sir!

Shake hands with me, sir... Please, sir!

Thank you very much, sir!

Take care of the camera, Topi. - Move it!

Move it, Shiva. Come on.

Long live, the Chief Minister!

You're getting a proper supply of water in the village, I hope?

There's water everywhere, ever since you have become the CM.

When were the street lights put up? - Lights? It's about a year now, sir.

He's lying!

Who spoke? - Who is it?

I spoke.

When were the lights put up, dear?

The day before yesterday. Because you were expected.

They haven't provide electric connections yet.

They are lying before you.

Girl, zip your mouth!

You speak nonsense before the CM!

Hey!

Calm down... Don't get excited.

What are you guys up to? The chief of the electricity board...

comes from your area and so are many other officials and workers.

So what are you guys doing?

It isn't just the Electricity Board. It's that contractor...

I don't want to listen to anything. These people voted for me...

and I promised them street lights. So why aren't they working?

Dada, these people voted...

but the local contractor has given us currency notes.

He sent 4 million during the elections.

He uses up the power for his sugar-mill.

He holds 5000 votes of the minority. - All right.

I want electricity here immediately!

Have it disconnected after 2 days.

Out of my way... - Eunuch!

Who was it? Who said eunuch?

Who used abusive language? Who called eunuch? Rascal!

Long live, the Chief Minister!

This is for you. A reward for speaking the truth.

He just about escaped today!

Girl! What was the need for you to talk nonsense.

Are we mad to remain silent?

Even the power supply we get, it would be disconnected.

And if so happens, we'll pull you rogue out.

You are going to get beat up someday.

We'll expel you from the village. - Damn, speaker of truth!

What sin have I committed? To speak the truth is no sin?

Babbu? Do we have electricity yet? - No.

That's just what I said! And everybody's scolding me.

The CM's circus is moving away and you're angling for a girl!

Pan the camera.

To speak the truth is no sin?

Yes.

Why're we going to Phulgaon? - To see a flower.

It's going to be fun then! - Only I will meet her.

So why am I going with you? -To get beaten up!

Eunuch!

"The easterly winds blow..."

"The easterly winds blow..."

"over these paths that meander high and low"

"In these paths, let's get lost together"

"Let's sleep and wake up together"

"From my slumber, I awaken..."

"I discover, I have forsaken everything, to go with you"

"If it doesn't happen now... it'll never happen ever"

"You're my love. I'm your love"

"Whether someone believes it or not"

Who's that? Who clapped? - I did! The scarecrow!

Since when have you begun to speak? - I speak only to those I like.

Speak from where you are. - Who are you?

My name is Shivaji Rao, son of Bhim Rao.

I hold a diploma in visual communication.

I'm a cameraman with Q-TV.

Age: One day. I was born yesterday when I set my eyes on you.

I liked the girl who without any fear, told the CM the truth.

What I dislike is that tractor which is disturbing us.

My favourite village right now is Phulgaon.

In my camera, I have taken away your pictures.

What I have lost to you is my heart.

I have realised that you are the most beautiful girl in the world.

I want to know your name. - I don't give my name to scarecrows.

Then tell me, please.

Hey, listen!

Listen!

Did you take my pictures? - Yes. Why?

Nothing. Just asked.

Wait... wait!

"Let's traverse through these high and low paths, my love..."

"I want to lose myself in your lovely embrace"

"Let's sleep and wake up together"

Hey, stop the bus!

Listen. Idiot, stop the bus!

Stop, stop the bus.

Hey, you can't get in here! It's a traffic signal...

not a bus stop. Get down!

It's also not your father's bus! Why didn't you halt at the stop?

My sweet will. Are you getting down, or do I give you a punch?

I've my exams at 2. Had I missed this bus, I'd have missed my exams.

You didn't stop the bus and acting smart now?

Are you getting down? - No, I'm not!

You bloody... get down!

He's bleeding!

What are you up to!

You push students like this? Beat him up! Get him!

Halt the bus! The students are going to beat me up!

Students have assaulted our colleague.

This bus isn't going any further! Get down, everybody!

What's happening here? -They beat a fellow-student.

We're staging a demonstration.

Out of my way... out!

Move. Move. Calm down.

What's happening here? Can't you see the traffic jam?

Get that bus out of there. - Do you know who I am?

Driver. - A driver of the ruling party. Got it?

So what? - Topi go get the camera. Quick!

Arrest the students first. Only then will the bus move.

This driver has assaulted a student. Till he apologises, we aren't moving.

Park the bus somewhere. We'll talk once the traffic is cleared.

The bus isn't moving! - Listen to me!

Hello, Control Room!

The bus-drivers have caused a traffic jam at Fountain.

They claim some students assaulted them.

The students claim the opposite. Nobody's listening to anybody.

I'm standing here as an idiot! It's a free-for-all out here.

Ask the Commissioner to rush to the spot. Or things could get worse.

The ruling party's leaving... follow him!

Hello, Chief? Sir, Sakharam Shelke was badly beaten up on duty.

Blood is flowing like water from a tap!

It's the matter of union now. Talk to all the district units.

Have transport ground to a halt all over the state!

Will the cab move? - Sure will.

Yeah, carry on you head. It will move.

Get lost. - This is too much!

Will this bus go to Jaslok hospital? - Get lost, Eunuch!

It'll go to hell! - How much time will it take?

There's a traffic jam. Go home and go to bed! Go!

Got away! - Give some money.

Go away, Eunuch! - Whom did you call an eunuch?

Why must you drivers do such injustice?

My daughter is 32. She's to get married today.

The bridegroom is waiting for her and bride is here.

The auspicious timers slipping away.

They'll go away, if we don't get there on time.

With folded hands, I beg you.

Please do not ruin my daughter's life.

Please take that bus out from there. - Go away, Don't chew on my brains!

What a nuisance! I'll be late again.

It's time for the interview.

If I lose this job too, I'd have to commit suicide.

What do I do now.

Brother! I beg of you! Do something.

Get this bus out of the way.

My husband's had a heart-attack. At least let the ambulance through.

Else, he'll die! - I'm helpless, lady.

I can move my bus only when the one ahead moves.

God! What do I do now!

Come, sir. - Manage public.

What's the situation?

I am fed up asking them, sir. It's drivers versus students.

Disperse all of them. - Get away. Go.

This fight is between students and the driver of this bus.

Who's the driver of this bus? - Me, sir.

Move the bus. - It isn't moving!

No, no. It won't move.

You drive a bus, Don't you? Get it out of there. - Ok, sir.

You will drive?

Let me see how you drive!

Let him go.

It's no joke! This bus moves over my dead body! Come on.

Start up... he'll move. - Go ahead! Let's see.

Try it! My friends won't remain silent if you drive it over me!

With my body, the whole of Maharashtra will burn to ashes!

Move the bus! Go ahead.

Where did casteism come in from?

One cast constable has driven over my cast's driver.

We won't take it lying down! We'll slit their throats.

They don't know our strength! Stop everything! Nothing moves!

Nothing should move.

Bring life in Maharashtra to a halt! - Stop everything..

Hello, Alfa to Control. Connect me to the Pronto.

The Commissioner wants to talk to you.

Go on. -The situation is very bad, sir.

With your permission, I could break their legs and lock them up.

Over.

Hey! Don't go overboard.

One of those drivers belongs to my party.

The others come from the community who helped me get elected.

And the students too help us during the elections.

Touch anyone of them, and we will lose our support.

We keep getting scared that they will withdraw support...

and insignificant parties keep threatening government with casteism.

If they aren't stopped, they'll turn the state into a graveyard.

We must at least use tear-gas to disperse the mob...

Disperse them, will you?

Not them... my government will be dispersed.

This chair I sit on. doesn't entirely belong to me.

There's the party supporting me.

The community is another claimant and also those...

on whose money We're running this party. Fourth come our workers.

Without even one of them, this seat of power will collapse.

If it does, I'm going to hit you with the broken chair! Okay?

You must never solve such problems.

We ought to make an issue out of them for political reasons.

Commissioner, no arrest. No tear gas.

Let them scream their lungs out.

Once they're through, they'll be tired, and forget everything.

The swine!

Here goes your Queen. - And the King arrives!

Smash everything around.

Where are you taking the TVs? - One for my wife and the mistress.

Why deprive your sis-in-law? - I Don't have a third hand, sir.

Should I give you one? Oh get lost.

Why're you taking pictures? What're you up to? Get lost!

Get lost.

Don't stare! I'll break your head if you take my pictures!

They're vandalising shops and setting vehicles on fire, sir.

Public property is all being ruined.

You have to issue shooting orders, sir.

I'd have done it long ago.

Let the buses be set on fire. Let a few shops be robbed.

I'll put together a committee and send them over to the spot.

Take care till then.

Damn!

What a cheapskate for a CM! He can't take any decision!

The exams must be underway. I've lost a year...

Sorry, lady. He's no more.

He has left me all alone!

He has lost a lot of blood. - He might die, God!

Any hospital around? - It's a kilometer away.

But how do we take him? There's a traffic jam.

Take care of the camera. - Give.

How are you, Kumar? - Okay.

In a little while more, you could've lost your life.

Thank you.

Thank this gentleman who brought you here on time.

Thank you, sir. - It's all right, take care.

Hello, hello.

What's your name?

Listen! Champakali! - What?

Your name is Champakali, right? - No.

Is it Anarkali? - Yuck!

Is it Kathakali then? - That isn't a name.

So what is your name? - Why must I tell you?

How will I call out to you unless I know your name?

You don't need to call me. - Lizard!

I'll call you a lizard unless you tell me your name. Lizard!

Go away, blind bat! - Blind bat?

Yes. I'm a lizard. You're a bat!

Here's the lover from Bombay...

I said it.

That's me!

"They're lying to you"

"This is for you. A reward for speaking the truth."

"Babbu? Do we have electricity? - No."

"That's just what I'm saying. And everybody's scolding me."

Nice? - What's so nice with a crying face?

Does one look nice when crying? - You do. - Damn it.

Listen.

You see the footage for free. At give me your name.

Your film has my name. Look it up for yourself.

"Manjari, why did you have talk that nonsense?"

Manjari!

Beat him! Beat him...

Break it...

Throw the bottle...

In the riots that broke out, everybody forgot the student...

who lay in a pool of blood. Such was his condition...

that unless he received immediate medical attention...

he would have died. Under the circumstances, our cameraman...

Shivaji Rao, carried him on his shoulders and took him to hospital.

Over to the student.

Thank you, doctor.

Thank this gentleman who brought you here on time.

Thank you, sir. - It's all right.

Thank you, doc.

The credit for saving this student's life...

goes entirely to our cameraman Shivaji Rao.

Bat! - Where is it?

Congratulation.

That footage on the riots you got, every TV channel wants it.

The telephones just won't stop ringing.

This coverage has given us the maximum TRP we ever had.

And another good news, Shivaji.

You are no longer a cameraman. You're a senior news-reporter.

All the best. - Thank you, sir.

Milkman. Bye fresh milk.

Don't you scream or move, okay? - All right. Just don't finger me.

Move up. Up up...

Trolley. - Eunuch! - Move, smooth. No jerk.

"I'm Shivaji Rao, son of Bhimrao"

"I'm a cameraman for Q-TV"

The bat!

What visuals, my friend! - Shut up and change the channel.

The bathing scenes entirely mine. Only I get to see her.

Go ahead. I'll move. - It's pack up for you.

Hello.

You shameless, insolent, rascal!

You take pictures of me bathing! Give me that camera.

What are you doing? One moment.

Show me every picture you have taken. Right now!

Let me at least rewind it. -You take me for an easy girl?

No, man.

Look at this

Move away!

This is me? - Who else?

Why did you take such pictures? - You were angry the other day...

that I got pictures of you crying. To take beautiful pictures then...

I've been going around with this camera from 5 this morning.

I'd have taken some more pictures. But something pricked my feet.

You heard me screaming and everything got messed up.

What's that? - A thorn

Not a thorn! A bite!

A snake bite! - Snake...?

I'm going to die! A snake has bitten me!

In your village, when a snake bites someone...

don't they suck out the venom? -There you go again!

How could you not realise that a snake had bit you?

You escaped because it was not a venomous snake.

What if it were venomous? -To see you happy I can do anything.

Anything?

No. - I knew it. Trolley.

Should you ask, I'd say I can do anything for you.

If you ask if I could lay down my life for, I'd say Sorry...

Not life. Because I intend to live with you all my life.

Manjari, you spoke without any fear before the CM.

So tell me how you feel about me.

"Ask me not..."

"it's for you to understand..."

"why my ears are brimming with tears and why my bangles tinkle"

Your tears tell me how you feel.

Thank you very much.

Give me a smile... smile.

Smile, or I'll shoot your crying face again.

Smile then.

A proper smile.

You were better off crying.

Smile then.

Ghost!

Pose this way.

And don't move.

"You're sweet at times"

"And sour"

"You're sweet at times"

"And sour"

"But I love you as you are"

"You're sweet at times"

"And sour"

"You're sweet at times"

"You seem to be a liar at times"

"And truthful too"

"You seem to be a liar at times"

"And truthful too"

"But I love you as you are"

"You seem to be a liar at times"

"And truthful too"

"You seem to be a liar at times"

"You seem to be a liar at times"

"And truthful too"

"You seem to be a liar at times"

"I feel like touching you, to make sure..."

"if you're for real, or are you a dream"

"I feel like touching you, to make sure..."

"if you're for real, or are you a dream"

"Whatever I am, I belong to you"

"Believe me, my love"

"You are the cloudburst of love"

"You are the kohl in my eyes"

"I go where you go..."

"In you, lies my life"

"You're sweet at times"

"And sour"

"You seem to be a liar at times"

"And truthful too"

"But I love you as you are"

"A pea-hen you look like"

"You have stolen my heart"

"What name am I to give you?"

"Just give me the hint, my love, and I'd rush to you"

"My beauty is all for you"

"Give them all up"

"Break every tie and come to me"

"Let's live together in each other's heart"

"You're sweet at times"

"And sour"

"You seem to be a liar at times"

"And truthful too"

"But I love you as you are"

"You're sweet at times"

"And sour"

"You're sweet at times"

"You seem to be a liar at times"

"And truthful too"

"You seem to be a liar at times"

The cameras rolling. Give it a smile. Don't be shy.

Manjari? Hey, Manjari!

What happened, Manjari? Why're you running away?

Stop!

Can you tell me what's happening? - Can you tell me who you are?

I'm her father. - Father-in-law!

Not father-in-law. Father. - What a daughter you have!

She's great! Let's shake hands on that!

Congrats, farther. Congrats.

I'm no Congress!

Kalu! Balu! Harya! Come here quick!

Come here. - Yes, come quickly.

This chap was harassing Manjari. What are we to do with him?

I could break his limbs and throw him in the lake.

Father.

You wear short-pants and bother our girl?

Watch it. I'm going to be your brother-in-law.

Quiet!

The name is Kalluram. - Whatever it is, cool down.

Use too much of English and I'll throw a punch at you!

Eunuch! - What...? Shut up!

Sorry, my weakness... but I wasn't wrong, was I?

What's the tension for...

Guests are like God, okay? So park yourself there. Go on.

Look, father-in-law... - I'm not your father-in-law.

I'm in love with your daughter. I wish to marry her.

What do I lack? I'm earning man. I can even sing and dance.

Ask Topi, if you wish. - Oh yes... here goes!

"I was walking on the path... enjoying a snacks"

"I was romancing the girl"

Sit down.

"I was walking on the path... enjoying a snacks"

"I was romancing the girl"

"You got jealous... so what can I do?"

"You got jealous... so what can I do?"

Thank you. Thank you very much.

I know a bit of Karate too.

Thank you. - Never mind.

This Bruce Lee will now break this coconut with his bare hands.

No. - Oh yes. Give him a big hand!

You land me in the soup, Topi? - Drag the old man into it.

Come out, I'll fix you!

Prayers are over. Watch the coconut break into two.

Ready!

The next item! He'll stop a moving truck with his teeth.

What?

Not to today tomorrow. He's fasting today.

So kids, what do you think of your brother-in-law?

So fine.

And what do you think, grandma? - Mind blowing.

You have it made!

Who are you? - Do you watch TV?

I only watch my fields.

I was the one who saved a student in the riots that broke out recently.

I saw it on TV! - He saw it.

What do you do for a living? - I used to be a cameraman earlier.

I'm now a reporter. - Is it a Government employ?

No. It's private. - I want Government service.

Sorry. You can't get a job in the government at this age.

Stop joking. I want my son-in-law to be in the government's employ.

What's wrong with my job? I get a salary of 15,000...

with all the perks. It's just like a government job.

I want him to be a government servant.

These TV channels close down every other day.

Even if the salary is just a thousand rupees...

I want someone who has a government job.

Only then will my daughter be secure and happy. Got it?

Go and find a job like that. We'll discuss this later.

Good morning, sir. - Good morning.

Where do you disappear? I kept looking for you all week-end.

Where were you? - Sir...

We went to see the lizard. - Lizard?

He's kidding, sir. - You weren't around this morning.

I went to the employment-exchange for my wedding, sir. - What?

Employment exchange for your wedding? - Yes, sir.

I didn't get you. - For a husband's job, sir.

Be serious.

Shall we talk business? - Sure.

You've got to interview a very important man.

Whose, sir? - CM.

You mean, Chief Minister? - Yes.

But, sir...

I've never interviewed someone, sir. - So, what? It's an opportunity.

Don't let this opportunity slip out of your hands.

This is an exclusive show for you, Shivaji.

And your first guest is the CM.

I am the director of photography? - Of course.

Thank you, sir. - All the best.

Why is your hand trembling? - My first interview, sir.

That too, with the CM, won't I be nervous?

Nervous?

The CM is no devil. He too is a human being like us.

Have a natural chat with him. As if You're talking to me.

That's it.

Show me identity card. - Traffic is diverted.

Road is clear. - Show me what's in your bag.

Hello! Today our...

Out guest today is...

Our guest today...

Today our... guest...

Welcome, sir.

Our guest needs no introduction.

Hello, sir. - Hello.

Hello, sir. - Hello.

Excuse me, sir.

You will take the interview? -Yes, sir.

What's your name? - Shivaji Rao.

Hello! Our guest today needs no introduction.

The whole world knows him, as do you and me.

Hello. - Hello.

Come election time, the public casts its vote in the hope...

that the chief minister will solve their problems.

And every time, they meet with disappointment and betrayal.

Just as what is happening in your rule. Why, sir?

Looks like you don't step out of your studio.

Today, every family in Maharashtra has a color TV...

and every village a dish antenna.

There are telephone booths in every corner.

They have the Internet.

Every man has a car for himself. Every man wears proper shoes...

a watch, goes to amusement parks and trendy eateries.

Such is the level to which standard of living has risen.

I can safely conclude that in the last 15 years...

there hasn't been a single starvation death.

Farmers Don't get two square meals, let alone a MacDonald burger.

No worker moves around in cars. He labours in the hot sun.

The rich are getting richer. And the poor are out on the streets.

Our city happens to have the world's largest slum, sir.

People still face hardships in crowded buses and trains.

They still spend hours in long queues, for their rations.

Children still beg at traffic signals.

People will always point fingers. Do you know?

Ever since I have taken over as Chief Minister...

the literacy rate in the state has risen to 64.8 per cent.

Kerala and Mizoram have a 90 per cent literacy rate.

Maharashtra's No. 1 in industry and business.

Even in crime, it's the No. 1.

There are just 35.8 per cent...

people, under the poverty line. - In Punjab, it's 11.7 per cent.

And an average man's income in the villages...

is still a measly 3 rupees per day.

Shivajirao, get your figures right first before you talk to me.

This is the World Economic Forum's report...

IMF Report, Human Rights Commission, Amnesty International...

and this is the World Bank's report.

The World Bank claims that the loan it gave your government...

did not reach the public. Your ministers ate it all up.

So they withdrew the next installment of loan.

You don't know, son. The World Bank had set conditions...

that would have mortgaged the whole state.

What were the conditions, sir? Could you tell us in clear terms?

I don't need to tell you. I'll tell the people.

The people are watching you and hearing you.

So tell us why the World Bank canceled its installment.

It isn't so easily explained. It's a 1000-page document.

Annexure A, B, C, D...

There are 18 sections in all. You will get it at the secretariat.

Spend 15 Rupees on it and read it out to the people.

What's the next question? - Before you entered politics...

what was your family background? -Our was a very poor family.

We were into farming. - What is your salary now?

What? - Your salary.

After deductions, it should be about 18,000 a month.

Which means, annually, you make 2,16,000...

so you mustn't have made more than 2 or 2.5 million till today.

But you own properties worth 5000 million.

Where did it come from, sir?

Good God! He's stripping the guy!

Nonsense! If you want to know about my property...

file a case in the court. I'll tell the court what I possess.

Case?

There are 1.4 million cases being heard from the last 15 years anyway.

Harshad Mehta's case hasn't yet been decided.

Those involved in the bomb-blasts have been acquitted.

In a rape case, when it was time for the verdict...

it was already five years since the woman had died.

And you ask me to file a case?

Remember this, sir? - I've seen it somewhere.

It was your election manifesto.

Yes, I remember. I myself had it published.

We will establish a social order devoid of crime...

We will strengthen law and order in society.

Women will be able to move without any fear.

Every family will be provided electricity, water and provisions.

Education will be provided. Inflation will disappear...

and happy days will be here again instead of "here again"...

they published "will disappear and I myself had it corrected.

Has all this happened? - Hasn't it?

You speak of strengthening law and order.

But you are the one who destroys the law.

You are the one who encourages casteism.

Are you trying to provoke me by saying things like that?

Not at all. I only want people to know the truth.

Take a look

"Have life in the state brought to a halt."

"Run the bus over me and you think my friends will remain silent?"

"The whole of Maharashtra will go up in flames with me."

A bus-driver brought the whole city to a grinding halt.

When questioned, he said he belonged to the ruling party.

Another driver threatened communal violence.

The Commissioner of Police could do nothing...

because you wouldn't let him act. To protect your vote-bank...

you let the whole of Maharashtra go up in flames.

Property worth 2500 million was razed to ashes...

owing to your silence.

Vehicles were set ablaze...

several people were injured and killed... all because of you.

You did not permit anyone to take any action.

Because you did not want to lose your chair.

Right?

He's trapped!

You are making baseless allegations to sensationalize this interview.

No, sir. I have proof.

One of those drivers belongs to my party.

The other's come from the caste that helped me win the elections.

And the students too help us during the elections.

If anyone of them is touched, We'll lose their support.

No arrest, no tear gas.

Let them scream their lungs out.

They'll soon get tired and forget the whole thing.

Let buses be set on fire. Let shops be plundered.

I'll get some and one...

Well, sir? You value your chair more than the public. Isn't it?

Speak, sir.

What happened? What's happening?

He's giving him a nude bath.

Speak up! The cat got your tongue?

Don't spare him.

Switch off the camera.

I'll have you hacked.

Butcher Minister!

Ask him to switch it off.

Pandu! - Go away.

Stop it! Switch it off!

Stop it, You son-of-a-gun...

Can't you hear me? Stop this bloody farce!

Cut it, or I'll burn everything to ashes!

Aim the camera at the control room. - So let me deal with this charlie.

Please cool down. - I'll shove cool up...

He's coming here with the camera! - Stop it!

Put that slipper down. This isn't the state assembly.

Why aren't they switching it off? - It's a live telecast, you idiot!

Like the Cricket matches! The whole nation is watching.

Put the slippers down.

Can they see me, too? - Yes. And your filthy slipper too.

Idiot!

And this guy wants to be member of parliament!

Welcome, sir... this way. Show me your slipper, please.

Where was the slipper from? Kolhapur or Lucknow?

Dada, enough of the interview. Shall we go?

The interview's over, isn't it?

Jai Hind!

Excuse me.

Sir...

It's a live telecast and people are watching.

People still haven't got the answers. Please sit down.

A nice work of dubbing.

You had someone with my voice talk any nonsense...

to instigate the people against me, it's a conspiracy.

I don't consider it necessary to answer such questions.

I have personally shot this footage, sir.

How much has the opposition paid you for this job?

How much would you pay if you were in the opposition?

You ask me any silly question on satellite TV...

and expect me to answer you? Why must I?

It's your duty to give answers. 800 million people have elected you.

Do you know who a Chief Minister is?

Have you ever been to the C.M's office?

Do you know what It's like to be in there?

You ought to see how many people come calling every day.

People cry, ask questions, thank me, seek my blessings.

Some garland me, some abuse me!

Do you know the things I put up with?

Only someone who occupies the C.M's chair will know.

In a riot or emergency,...

I don't get carried away and take impulsive decisions.

I get to the root of the problem and solve it.

I don't ask silly questions. Just what I did that day.

You did nothing that day, sir. What you could have solved easily...

you let it get even more complicated for your own benefit.

And you justify yourself here?

Play with fire and you will burn.

You don't understand!

You will know, when you play with fire.

For a day, just for a day become the CM and see.

You will know where it hurts.

That isn't the answer to my question, sir.

What you say makes good argument and to hear.

But it is not practical. - It's absolutely practical.

There is a provision for it in our Constitution.

We'll only have to pass a minor ordinance. That's all.

24 hours makes no difference. - You're joking, sir.

You're the one who's joking. Occupy my chair for a day...

and you will know what fires I burn in.

What a crown of thorns I wear on my head!

You will realise how many got literacy and were rid of poverty.

You must sit here then and I will ask you questions.

In this very program. Do you agree?

What's the CM up to? - Playing a one-day game.

With the CM's chair. Ever since he has been to Bihar...

he keeps talking nonsense.

No, sir.

That's your job. Not mine.

Well? Run out of steam already?

You reporters are like dogs, barking after cars.

The moment the car halts, you run with the tail between your legs.

Well? Would you like to be CM for a day?

It's a live telecast, my boy. Everybody's watching. Answer me.

Take it! Say yes!

Shall we end the interview?

All right, sir.

If it is possible, I'm willing.

I will occupy your chair for a day.

The CM is trapped! He took this for a party meeting!

Good thing, too. I'll get to work with an educated CM for a day.

All right then.

Jai Hind

It's mathematics.

Thank you very much.

Come on.

Move. Move.

You gave it to him good.

Bravo, friend! It was great!

You were great.

According to the constitution, it's possible.

See this. The chief minister... - Calm down!

Calm down... peace. - Sit down!

Mr. Chauhan is growing senile.

He invited that guy to become the for a day.

Now tell us if there is provision for this stupidity in the law?

There is. When assembly is not in session,

this can be done by passing an ordinance.

There is a precedent for this. - What precedent?

Someone in Bihar was made a chief minister overnight recently.

And this is what happened when the Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh...

went abroad for a bypass surgery.

When a leader in Delhi died...

her son was made the Prime Minister.

Does he have the right, however?

Neither is he dead nor is he ailing. He only spoke nonsense on TV.

In accordance with the discretionary powers of the Chief Minister...

the Fundamental rights are enshrined in the Constitution.

Not so much of English. Just tell me if this is possible?

It's possible, sir. You can use your discretionary powers...

and do it through a gazette notification.

Possible does not mean you can't make an idiot the CM!

For that matter, we can't go around drinking poison, can we?

He's right! All this is right.

You don't know politics. That guy showed on public television...

that the Commissioner did not take any action because of me.

Had I admitted it publicly that he was following my orders...

not only would I have been beaten up...

but the next time I went seeking votes, the electorate would beat me.

So I had to be one-up on him. -That's okay, sir...

but what if he does something seriously wrong for us?

He can do nothing! Till he gets to know the duties of a CM...

his day will be over. It will be good for my public image.

"Balraj Chauhan kicks his post to defy allegations"

People will get to know how easy it is to make allegations...

and how difficult it is to rule a state.

You know best. It has to be right, if you insist.

Here's my resignation, Governor.

And here's the letter of support, signed by 188 M.L.A's...

to make Mr. Shivaji Rao the CM for a day.

I, Shivaji Rao, take the oath...

that I will discharge my duties as the CM of Maharashtra...

to the best of my abilities.

Hello, everybody. Namaste.

By becoming the CM for a day...

Shivaji Rao creates history in Indian politics.

To cover the event we have the media from all over the world.

So let's meet our new CM.

And here he comes.

Even junior officers arrive in a Toyota.

And the CM comes in a rickshaw? Looks like the country has a future.

Shiva, all the best. - Thank you.

Please move.

Excuse me. - Welcome, welcome.

Thank you, thank you very much. Thank you for your good wishes.

And how do you feel?

From being an ordinary TV reporter to the CM?

I'll talk tomorrow. Let me work today.

You score today.

Immediately call heads of all administrative departments.

Yes, sir. - Right now.

Good morning, everybody. - Sir...

He's officer from the 84 batch... - No time for introductions, Sorry.

Coming to the point. We are going to dogs.

We have everything, and yet we are counted among the backward countries.

Three reasons.

One, those who don't discharge their duties with honesty.

Two, those who do not let others work with honesty.

Third are those who abuse their position and power.

Everyone involved in shady deals either indulges in sycophancy...

flexes muscles, bribes his way out...

or parts with a portion of his ill-gotten wealth to go scot free.

From the peons to the officers, you have all become corrupt.

I am sorry to say this, but that's the truth.

There are thousands of complaints against such officers...

but no action is taken.

They just end up in dust-gathering files.

I want you to move heaven and earth to dig up all those files.

Make telephone calls or fly around the state, I don't mind.

In one hour, I want all those files in my hand. Within an hour.

If someone takes ill... I'll personally open a file for him!

Excuse me, sir.

What are we going to do with the files?

Suspend all of them.

First ball and scored a sixer!

Sir, have you come to the slums to distribute food grains and clothes?

I don't think we should have any slums in the country.

The Government built houses for you, right?

Yes, sir. - So why're you living here?

Where else will we go? For 2000 families, they give 20 buildings.

How many of us can live in there? - Who's Director of Slum Board?

He was around... come here. Don't hide like a rat.

How many buildings allotted to them? - 1680, sir.

They claim it was just 20. What about the rest?

You must've given them away to the ministers, right?

From the land allotted for these slum-dwellers...

half is swallowed by politicians. As for the rest of the houses...

75 per cent are taken over by employees of the housing boards...

and party members. This gentleman must have 25 of them, right?

If there is anything still remaining, these folks get it.

And they're smart guys too. They rent out the flats they get...

and move over to start new slums. - Tukaram got a flat too, sir.

He has rented it out to a Sikh for 2000 Rupees.

Quiet! - If not now when to say?

Why didn't you take any action when you know the truth?

You know how ministers... - Forget the ministers.

Why didn't you do your duty?

Is typewriter here?

What's your name? - Mr...

Just tell us your name. We'll do the rest.

Shrikant Manik, sir.

Type his suspension order. - What are you doing, sir?

I'll die! Please don't do that, sir! Forgive me!

Stop it, sir... Please.

Please stop it, sir...

Say something, sir... - Sure. Type it out quickly.

I'll be ruined, sir.

Tukaram. - Yes, sir.

Where were you allotted a house? - At Shastri Nagar, sir.

Come with me. - Ok, sir.

Commissioner. - Sir.

Fetch the trucks and bring all those people to Shastri Nagar...

who were allotted houses there. - Very well, sir.

Fatso! Kiss your job good bye!

You're suspended.

Sir... Sir... - Excuse me.

That way, sir. Come.

This is the one, sir.

What is it? - Where's the owner of the flat?

Here I am! - What is your name?

I'm Tukaram. And you...? - You're Tukaram, I'm Bill Clinton.

He's the one who's Chief Minister of the state for a day.

Why didn't you tell me? Come on in, sir...

We aren't coming in. You're going out.

Why am I going out? - This flat was allotted to Tukaram.

And You're staying here illegally. - I'm paying a rent!

Why must I vacate it? - If you don't vacate it...

You're going to prison. - Prison?

For eight years. - Eight years?! One moment...

Get your stuff, Rajinder Kaur! Let's return to Bhatinda immediately.

Check all the flats. I don't want any outsiders.

Sir.

I've brought them all, sir - Throw out all illegal occupants.

These folks will live here now. - Okay, sir.

Once we're gone, if you rent out your flat again...

and go to live in the slums, then sir will imprison you.

Who wants to live in slums? We're unemployed, you see.

We rent out the flats to manage two square meals.

We'd be grateful to you if you could give us some employment, sir.

Hello.

I have become CM for only a day.

If you want me to do something for you, you will have to change.

Whatever you buy, from a matchbox to a motorcar...

from needle to gold or silver, hairpin or aeroplane...

make sure you pay the sales tax when you buy it.

Sales Tax is the government's right. On a gold-purchase of 1000 rupees...

4 per cent of sales tax works out to 40 rupees.

To save those 40 rupees, you don't ask the seller for a bill.

He takes advantage of that and the entire transaction...

goes into his black money which does not reach the government.

So you must pay the tax.

For it'll increase and reach you finally.

Do not buy goods if the seller does not give you a proper bill.

Here's your bill. 440 Rupees. - I want a proper bill.

I too want the bill. - I too want it.

If some refuses to give you a bill, report him to the police.

Those shopkeepers who don't issue bills and don't pay sales tax...

will have their licenses revoked.

How much would sales tax amount to? - 4 million, sir.

How much are we paying now? - 400,000.

No wonder. He's asking. Pay up today, or he'll withdraw our license.

Don't evade tax...

What's he up to? - He's a moron!

Hey, man...

As if the nation will progress by recovering sales tax.

Hey, revenue. - Yes?

How much is the income from sales tax in a day?

For us, or the exchequer?

The exchequers! - I don't know.

So what are you the revenue minister for?

Hey, enough now.

What's this? - Get him!

Where are you running? Come on.

What's this? - A magnet, sir.

He uses it on the customers. - How much would it weigh?

About 200 grams. - 200 grams in two kilos of sugar.

How much do you cheat in a day? Speak up, or You'll get it.

What's this? - The World Cup.

Anyway you measure, you get 2.5 liters instead of 5.

They're champions when it comes to thievery, sir.

It all works out to 1500 Rupees a day.

In a month his income is...

He makes more money than a chief minister's salary.

You don't own the money.

They go around the city, picking up rags, garbage, washing...

they labor and slog all day to make the money.

What must we do with him? - Beat him with slippers!

Stop! Stop!

I suggest we hand him over to the public.

Each one of them will get 100 grams of him. - No!

We'll cancel his license. What's your name?

Sir... sir... - Is your name Sir?

Give us the real name or you get hit

Bhanu Prashad.

What's your name? - Satyavan.

Conman, eh?

What a CM! He takes decisions instantly

Get lost!

Hello, CM.

Time for public grievances. Between 12 noon and 1 p.m.

Call number 6423333, 6424444.

Hello. - Yes?

I want to talk to the CM. - Go on.

I'm calling from a public hospital in Kolhapur.

My son is seriously ill with flu. I've had him admitted here.

The doctor attending to him ought to have been here at 10.

But he hasn't yet turned up. My son's body is on fire!

Please do something, sir.

Is anyone in the hospital around? Put him on the line.

This is the Ward Boy, Vitthal. - When will the doctor arrive?

Any moment, he should be here. - Is he always so late?

He has his own dispensary, you see.

Once he has finished his work there, he'll come here.

What's the name of the doctor? - I.K. Gadgil.

Vitthal. - Sir.

You'll soon receive a fax.

Give it to the doctor and tell him he has been suspended.

He mustn't come to the hospital again. Let him look after his clinic.

Who are you, sir?

CM. - Sir...

Have another doctor attend to the child immediately. - Okay.

Sir. - Hello.

This is Sakubai from Nagpur, sir. We collected every penny...

and bought a scooter for my husband so he could go to work.

The scooter has been stolen.

It's a month since we lodged a police complaint. But nobody takes any action.

When we talk to the inspector, he uses foul language.

Please do something, sir. - Is the complaint in your name?

My husband's name. Atmaram.

Sir, this is Atmaram here. - Go on.

I had a lodged a complaint when my scooter was stolen lost last month.

So...? - Any news?

People lose huge cars and vans and there's no trace of them.

So what's your scooter worth? - What is your name?

Uday Mohite.

What will you do with my name? Big man, eh?

You will complain to the D.S.P.?

You'll get nothing, no matter whom you complain to.

Your scooter was opened up and sold. Go and find it!

Is your fax machine on? - What is it to you?

Nothing to me. You have been sent a suspension order.

Check out if It's okay, or I'll send it again.

Who are you, sir? - CM.

Sir...

Just minute.

From Thane. An urgent call, sir. - What is it?

Someone wants to give you... - What's that?

Hello?

Lizard! What mischief is this?

Bravo, bat! Great job you're doing. Keep it up!

Are you watching TV? - Yes

What shirt have you worn? You'd look great in a blue shirt.

A blue shirt...? All right. Hang up now.

I love you CM.

Ok, thank you, bye.

A blue-shirt for the CM.

Sorry sir.

Hello!

Is one day CM there? - Yes?

I'm calling from A.M. Womens College, sir.

Problems of eve-teasing have crossed their limits, sir.

Thugs from a nearby colony are always harassing girls here.

This is an everyday problem, sir. - Which is the police station around?

Despite all the complaints the police are afraid to take any action.

Stay there. We're coming over.

Have the area inspector Hurry up. Let's go.

Come on, hurry up.

If only you had taken some action. - Back off... move!

Move!

Sir.

Who called me...? - I did.

What happened to that girl? -Those thugs dragged her...

she was hurt on the head and had to be rushed to hospital.

Follow this up, Mr. Bansal. - Yes, sir.

What the hell are you doing when there are so many complaints?

It's a small accident, sir... - He's lying!

Quiet. I'm talking to him. - You talk.

There are a handful of thugs in the slums nearby.

Their leader is Ranga, a political murderer.

He has the support of some political leaders.

So nobody says anything to them. They walk the streets like mad dogs.

They make obscene gestures, grab any girls hand...

pat us on our back-sides... even reach for our breasts.

Can't believe it!

Aren't you ashamed? What do you take a salary for?

We can't go into that area.

An inspector once went there to catch him.

And they hung his head in the square. - Don't you have a gun?

What sort of a cop are you?

I didn't have the Commissioner's permission.

The Minister asked me not to act, sir.

You are all thieves!

Include every name in the list. Don't spare anyone. - Yes, sir.

Where does Ranga live? - There, on the hillock.

Ranga, I've seen those slums somewhere.

It's our area. They're showing it on TV.

Look at him! Isn't he the CM for the day...?

It's him, all right.

Whose room is he getting into? - Yours.

Come to interview me, have you?

Get some make-up done first

You'll take my pictures?

It's like Matrix 2.

Kneel down.

Speak now.

Women are like my sisters.

Continue and climb in the van.

Women are like my sisters.

Louder!

Women are like my sisters.

How much have we collected from sales tax, Bansal?

No one could have made more in a day. 250 million.

Fantastic!

Invest the whole money in an employment scheme for the poor.

The more capable they are, the better jobs they'll land.

Great idea, sir.

Is my list ready, Mr. Bansal? -Yes, sir. A huge pile.

District wise, leastwise, it tells of everyone who became a millionaire.

This one of those who don't do their duty honesty.

These guys interfere with others' functions.

And those are the guys who abuse their power.

In all, there are 45,518 people.

Suspend all of them.

It'll be midnight by the time you sign so many suspension orders.

So issue an omnibus order. Put it on the internet.

Like results of exams, have the list displayed on notice boards.

I'll give the Collectors the orders to suspend them.

There are some Collectors too. - You sign their suspension orders.

If your name also figures in this, I'll put my signature on it.

Sir, sir, sir...

I have a tongue that wags, sir. But my hands are clean.

How can they muster the courage to indulge in such things?

From the Ministers, sir. They share the spoils too.

Which ministers? - Which one isn't?

Food, housing, revenue, finance, PWD... 12 departments in all.

What do we do with these tomcats?

Put them in a cage.

Do it.

Shivaji Rao, down down!

Move, move...

It had to happen.

The police have arrived.

I have evidence of corruption against 12 of your ministers.

I'm Sorry, but I have no other option except to arrest them.

One punch from me and You'll spin like a top!

Call them over. - Yes, sir.

Company, come in!

Touch anyone, and I'll break your hands!

Not as easy to do that. The scribes are all watching.

Please ask them to cooperate.

You may proceed. - Arrest them.

Why're you guys coming in? Where...

No, no, no...

Break the door!

I was here to pee, I'm not a minister.

What've you done, Mr. Chauhan? - Go away.

I've achieved nothing in a day, nor have I served the people.

I did only what a chief minister ought to do.

Had you done as much in the last five years...

our state would have made great progress.

Thank you very much.

Your day as the CM is over. You may go now.

I have 5 minutes to go. And one last thing to do.

You are at the root of your ministers' corruption.

You play an important role in their corrupt practices.

Hence, I arrest you too.

This tomcat wasn't in our list!

Stop being childish. You don't know the law.

The Chief Minister isn't a drunkard you can lock up at will.

You need the Governor's approval for that.

You need the Supreme Courts orders. There are so many other formalities.

I'm Sorry, but I'm the right now.

You're a common man.

I have the power to arrest.

Arrest him.

Your good times have begun.

Do you have anything to say?

Are the allegations true? Any comments?

Excuse me. - Move.

Get back.

The day he's released, he'll finish me.

Release, Balraj Chauhan!

Release, Balraj Chauhan!

Lawyers go ahead. Go forward.

Dada, lawyers are here.

Lawyers yes. - Lawyers!

Useless! When will you get me out of this? Tomorrow they'll jail me.

Do something, quick! - Bail has been arranged. Just sign.

We're going to the magistrate to get hold of a bail order.

And listen.

I want the courts to stay on all his orders.

Yes, sir.

I'll pass an ordinance to render the orders null and void.

Nothing will be implemented. - Ok, sir.

May we leave now? - Run.

Hey Bansal... - Bloody fix!

Are you trying to hide? - No sir. I was just standing aside.

Come here. - I can't bear to see you like this.

I just stood in a corner and I wept. - Melodrama isn't working with me.

Got it?

Taught him the ropes, didn't you? - I swear by your chair!

You made him the Chief Minister. Mine is just a job.

To be with the Chief Minister. I was just putting on a charade.

Had he been uneducated, he wouldn't have known a thing. It turns out...

he happens to be educated. Worse, he has brains. In one day, he got it.

Don't play this game with me.

Tomorrow morning...

I'm the Chief Minister again. - No! Forgive me! I have children.

I could have acid thrown on his face.

Forget it. I'll let him be. - He raises his voice against you.

Something ought to be done! Shall I break his bones?

What's it, Dada?

You'd break the arms of a man who scratched you.

And today this rascal scratched your face...

and you let him off? - I just let him go.

Not forgive him.

That upstart has tainted my 30 years in politics.

What he has done in a day, he ought to be feted...

bathed in milk, in honey, in blood.

What a guy!

Screwed 45,500 of them in just a day.

The janitor! Our invisible man! Has Shivaji Rao done it to you?

Can I get a soda? - Had one too many last night?

Here you are.

If he becomes prime minister, he will fix everyone in no time.

Our Chief Minister for a day! Shivaji Rao.

Shivaji Rao! - What are you saying?!

Get aside...

Please be seated.

What happened? - I fell in muck.

What use is soda? - There's no water.

No water in your shop? He cleans up all of Maharashtra in a day.

He must be cleaned up in a minute.

Shivaji Rao is here! - My lion!

My manned lion! Play the music!

Look at him. - Get down.

Thief has had it, he is screwed!

Shivaji Rao is here!

Shivaji Rao is here, the lion's here, he has taught everyone lesson.

Shivaji Rao is here, the lion's here, he has taught everyone lesson.

Put him down. Do it.

Don't give my baby the evil eye!

Come on, take some photos.

Long live.

Hey, Shiva, my hero!

Come on, marry me. - What...?

For a day. One day husband.

He's too busy. I'm available. So what do you think?

Damn you, eunuch!

The chief minister! - It's Shivaji Rao.

Greetings, Mr. Minister. - I'm no minister.

Quiet. - Hello.

Son, hold out your bowl. - Bowl...?

Your shirt. - What for?

For a gift of paddy. - I don't understand.

Wiping out the middlemen between the peasants and the government...

was a great favour for peasants.

Now we can sell directly to the government.

After expenses, we'll make 5000 more to a ton.

Every year, we make the first offering of our paddy to The Gods.

You are our God now.

Yes son.

No, That's talking too big. Please don't say this.

We give from the heart. Accept it. - Accept it, please.

What will I do with this paddy? Please make an offering to God.

Son!

Yes. Take it, please.

For the love, the respect you have given me, I accept this.

Hey!

I traveled so far for my Manjari, and you're going away from me?

What happened? Tell me.

With the gift of paddy they make you a God. But what have I to give you?

Life is most precious, but my life I shall not give up.

Because I want to spend a lifetime with you.

And for a woman...

there's something even more precious than life. Her honour.

I give you all that is mine. - Manjari, have you gone mad?

I have nothing more to give you now.

I want nothing. The trust you repose in me...

is more than enough for me.

"Let's take the ups and downs of life together, my love"

"Let me lose myself in those arms I love"

"Let me awake, let me sleep in your arms"

"Let's take the ups and downs of life together, my love"

"Let me lose myself in those arms I love"

"Let me awake, let me sleep in your arms"

"I have crossed the limits"

"Whatever anyone might say, I'm in love"

"It's now..."

"or never"

"Make love to me, sweetheart"

"Let love poison me..."

"like a scorpion"

"Let's take the ups and downs of life together, my love"

"Let me lose myself in those arms I love"

"Let me awake, let me sleep in your arms"

"Let me carry you away in my dreams"

"Let me hide you away from the whole world"

"I follow you"

"I belong at your feet"

"And when I close my eyes, take me in your arms"

"It's now..."

"or never"

"Make love to me, sweetheart"

"Let love poison me..."

"like a scorpion"

"Let's take the ups and downs of life together, my love"

"Let me lose myself in those arms I love"

"Let me awake, let me sleep in your arms"

"When the heart is on fire, who can sleep?"

"Memories of you invade my slumber"

"The moon and the stars..."

"have travelled with us..."

"for lifetimes, they have witnessed our love"

"It's now..."

"or never"

"Make love to me, sweetheart"

"Let love poison me..."

"like a scorpion"

"Let's take the ups and downs of life together, my love"

"In those arms I love... - Let me lose myself"

"In your arms, let me awake... - Let me sleep"

Following Shivaji Rao's exposes of corruption...

by the Balraj Chauhan government, has resulted in...

withdrawal of support by Chauhan's allies.

The Chauhan government has fallen. Fresh elections have been announced.

Look! A mouse felling an elephant.

Whom would you like to see as Chief Minister?

When the last-timer turned out to be a robber, we voted for Chauhan.

And he turns out to be a bigger thief. And that bastard Mishra...

uses the opportunity to bring the government down.

Any of them will sell us out.

None of them. - We should have someone new.

Give the one-day guy a permanent job.

Wow! - Shivaji Rao is the right man.

We should've the right person for the right job.

Government by Shivaji Rao.

The only man around is Shivaji Rao. The rest are all like us.

Shivaji Rao. - Shivaji Rao.

Sachin Tendulkar. - Amitabh Bachchan, lock it!

Shivaji Rao...

Shivaji Rao...

Shivaji Rao...

Shivaji Rao...

Shivaji Rao...

Shivaji Rao...

Shivaji Rao...

Congratulations, Shivaji Rao.

What for? - Your name is on every lip.

You must enter the fray.

I have no interest in politics. - I'm with you. Don't be afraid.

You won't get a better chance. - I am sorry, sir.

I'm a normal guy looking for a normal life. 8 hours of sleep.

The food Ma cooks, and Papa's cartoons.

And the freedom to do whatever I want. Films on Sundays...

pav bhaji on the beach and my lovely village belle.

I have it all, all but a government job.

I'm taking the civil services exams. - The government wants you.

And you're looking for a government job?

Words from Shivaji Rao, the man who shook up India in a day?

Papa finds flaws with Ma's cooking every day, till Ma asks him to cook.

One day, Papa enters the kitchen. He cooks. By chance it turns out well.

Doesn't mean he can cook every day. Cooking isn't his job.

He sketches fine cartoons, and I'm a fine reporter.

Will you spend the rest of your life asking questions on mike.

My job is to reflect public opinion. - Is that enough? won't you serve...

the greater good of your country? - I shall, but not as a politician.

As part of the executive. - To hell with the executive.

After the trailer, the public is waiting for Shivaji Rao...

to show them the real picture after he becomes Chief Minister.

They wait with bated breath and Shivaji Rao says he wants to sleep.

He wants to enjoy himself. What's stopping you from enjoying all that?

You can still become Chief Minister, who is stopping you.

Smash up the place.

Smash up the place

Here they come. Want to watch a movie? Try Bandit Queen first.

Smash up the place.

Want to become the next Chief Minister?

Go on, become Chief Minister...

Stop him...

Hit him.

I won't spare him.

What are you doing?

What do you think of yourselves? A reporter you are?

Want interviews? - Topi!

Camera here.

Come, you too come.

Come on! Want photos?

Here, take some photos.

Great. Closer to the light source.

Want some more light! - Here you go.

Lift your shirt. - Here's your camera.

Now it's your turn.

He hit me so much! Where do I go? I'll hide here.

Where did he go?

Eunuch! - What did you call me?

Oh god!

Do you have running water? - Yes.

Why don't we have running water?

And also no electricity. - Everyone else has electricity.

Not a clue.

The phone's dead too.

Let me go and make a complaint. - In how many departments?

Mr. Rao.

Who are you? - I'm from the municipal corporation.

What is the matter? - You have flouted rules...

while constructing this house.

Come and see. It's a foot and 8 inches extra here.

The commissioner's office has ordered a demolition

What nonsense!

That's how it has stood for 30 years. What's this sudden development?

You haven't even served me notice. - You were served notice.

But you didn't take. What can I do? - When did you serve notice?

Is this any time...? - Bulldozer ahead.

You're harassing us.

Get out of my way. Don't stop me.

What are you doing? - Bulldozer...

Stop it! - Don't do this.

Get out of my way.

Some on stop...

My home!

Let go...

Let go off me.

They demolished my house! - Let go off me.

What's is our fault?

What are we being punished for?

Raksha!

What's this...? - Shiva!

What happened - Shiva, why are you in bandages?

Nothing.

Some trouble at Q-TV. Minor injury. They overdid the bandage.

Shiva, why is this happening to us? They stop the water.

Then disconnected electricity. then the telephone line.

Now they've demolished our home.

Destroyed it, Shiva - Don't cry.

Retribution for your day in office.

Take Ma inside, please.

Come...

Enough. They destroyed my home! I'm not going to keep mum.

Balraj Chauhan is behind this. Go and get the lawyer.

Stop.

You want to fight in court? Very well, go ahead.

1.4 million cases are pending. Remember yourself on TV?

Same will be in your case too.

Since 1947, people have moved court against several politicians.

Was a single scoundrel punished? While the case is subjudice...

he's free to enjoy himself, till he dies of old age.

Files are closed and left for cockroaches to lay eggs on.

You want me to clam up, Mr. Bansal? I'm from the media.

I'll call in, television, press. It'll blow up in Balraj Chauhan's face.

Forgotten what he did to QTV?

What wrong have I done?

In this country, doing a good deed is doing the worst wrong.

All I did was an interview, and I was doing my job.

Becoming Chief Minister for a day was an accident.

As Chief Minister, I did what a Chief Minister ought to do. But It's over.

I'm back to being a common man. Why are they still after me?

Who says you're a common man?

The day you took the chair...

you became a politician, you belong in politics.

Stand apart and you will be crushed or left to rot.

You expect Balraj Chauhan to leave you alone?

If he wins the elections, he will set the police after you.

If he loses, he will set his goons after you. He won't leave you.

Where does this end? - Migrate. Else enter politics.

Impossible, sir. Impossible.

I'm not entering politics. Never!

Then stop cribbing about what your fault is! If not joining in.

This is why men like Balraj Chauhan win.

In time for the fight...

you hide with tails tucked between your legs.

Men like you are curse on this country.

You show them dreams. Then say it can never be. Damn!

Auto, stop!

Come on.

Shivaji Rao is up.

No! Don't take my photos! I'll lose my job.

Let me keep my job at least till he becomes Chief Minister.

You're back? - Can't change. I'm the dog's tail.

What have you decided?

Move, the man wants to shit.

Move, the man wants to shit.

Come on, I have to go to bathroom!

Come on, move.

Hey, you!

Mind your manners. No one in here. Stand back.

Come clear out. Clear.

Don't you see where he's headed? - I know. Son, Hello, son.

I'm Opposition leader, Kumar Vishal.

I know you use the loo first thing in the morning.

I've been here since 5 am.

I have 40 legislators waiting to sign up.

Please join our party.

Whether I or you will be the Chief Minister...

we'll decide at the general meeting.

Listen...

I have some pocket money for you. It's in the van outside.

Where do I keep it? 100. - Hundred what?

Hundred Million.

He's in emergency and you're offering currency!

Wait a minute.

Hold this.

Listen to me. - So much for toilet politics.

This is our misfortune! You don't presume you're accountable for...

what you swallow? He's accounting for what he has swallowed. Sit.

Greetings, Mr. Shivaji. - Master, not mister.

We're from "Serve the Nation Party from Delhi. Join our party.

You will be the next Chief Minister.

Our leader has made a contribution to you.

Towards your efforts. 500 million. Just tell him You're joining us.

Right. You are right. Just a second.

500 million? Income Tax? - Mr. Topi...

Yes? - You get our work done...

we'll also pay you a commission. Okay?

More! Thief!

I'm Hemant Mishra. Ours is Alliance Party.

Couldn't get in through the door. So I climbed down.

Just like our politics has stooped down too.

Never mind if you don't want to enter politics.

Just say is that I'm like a brother to you.

I shall rule in your name. The sword you wielded for a day...

I shall wield every day of the year.

Shiva!

Which party is that? - Shiva, my son...

Come, dear. - Farmers' Party.

Come, come. Get aside.

Son, they said on TV that you were beaten up badly.

Manjari started crying when she heard. I couldn't bear to see her cry.

So I brought her over. - How are you?

Better.

Can I talk to you in private?

Everyone's talking of you. I was worried they might...

drag you into politics. Don't get into it.

It's a filthy quagmire. Step in, and you'll be sucked in.

I'm not being selfish. I tell you as a father.

Before doing anything like that, do spare a thought for Manjari.

Son, I really like this girl. - Shiva, do what I say. Marry her.

Let's go away from the penumbra of politics.

Give way, Topi. - I'm in control. I'm responsible.

Please go don't disturb me. - Please give way.

Move, eunuch!

Hi!

You've become a big man! Do you know how many are waiting to see you?

The youth are ready to lay down their lives since you were beaten up.

It's "Shivaji- Shivaji- Shivaji" on every channel.

All over the world everyone's glued to TV sets waiting for your yes or no.

What say you? - Stop it. Stop it!

Will you be a candidate? - You please...

You see...

Forgive me. I've to say nothing now.

I'm a simple man.

I got beaten up

My home has been razed, I'm a troubled man.

I beg of you, please leave me alone.

Please go. Please. - Give way.

Come with me.

Look at this crowd. Take a look.

This is not a paid crowd, not lured with chicken-and-booze.

Not the ones laden on trucks. They're here because they want to.

Because they believe. This is a good man, a good leader.

He will give us a better future, he will give us good governance.

Ask any man, and he will say he wants to become a doctor, a civil servant.

But no man wants to become a leader. Ask them.

Everyone shuns politics, because it's filth.

But no one's willing to clean it up.

They leave the country in the hands of old hyenas...

who don't even have time to live.

In this country, every man aspires for a 20,000-buck job, right?

And a pretty girl to marry.

Come time to retire you expect to save up enough...

to buy half an acre of land in the suburbs.

To build a 700 square feet house. Painted yellow, and a garden...

to recline in the sun, while reading newspapers and tell your wife...

"Darling, politics is ruining this country"

You have no right to blame a politician.

Had Mahatma Gandhi cozied up at home with his wife and kids...

you would've been cleaning latrines in some Englishman's house.

Had Thomas Alva Edison not left home, would we have electricity?

Had Graham Bell thought like you, would we be using telephones?

Even the silkworm, before it dies...

uses its spit to weave silk to be remembered by.

And we are humans.

Look at him. How is he bothered? Who are you for him?

Since 5 am, he has been waiting for you.

Hey, why are you here? Is this a fair?

My country has become lame like me. You please make it walk.

Namaste. The headlines today.

Shivaji Rao of the new party, "People's Cause"...

has swept the polls with record votes.

Every candidate from his party has won.

Not just majority. His party has won all seats.

Namaste...

I hope we will do together what I tried to do in a day.

To do that more effectively.

I've appointed two ministers to each department.

One, an experienced elder. The other is young and zealous.

Laws, we have for everything, but nothing is implemented...

corruption rules the roost.

No matter how much we might try governance will be not effective.

We must find out what's wrong. Why?

So that we may punish the guilty, and correct the faults.

I've thought out a way, Complaint Box.

Sir, that facility already exists in every department.

If it is, then why mistakes continue? Because it's out of reach of people.

But we'll have a separate Department of Complaints

It will function under my supervision.

Complaint boxes will be placed in every village, at every crossroad.

Water, electricity, potholes on roads or no roads.

Errant civil servants, any official and minister taking bribes...

including me, if I have erred...

without fear, you shall complain. Action will be taken in 24 hours.

No matter how big the problem, it will be settled in a week.

The day I find complaint boxes empty...

I'll know I've given good governance.

The day I find complaint boxes empty, I'll know I've given good governance.

This upstart has ruined all the parties in one hosting.

As long as he's in chair, we can't do anything.

I'm thinking of going back to the chilli trade in Kolhapur.

Even selling chillies will get tough.

He has set sleuths after us...

Looking into unaccounted incomes.

Out of nowhere he has dug out...

800 cases, out of old files.

He won't rest till he sees me rotting in jail.

We must do something about him.

Pandu, fix him.

Sis-in-law!

Keep this. - What is it?

I don't know Shivaji has sent it.

For the village lass a Cell phone!

Press this...

What do I do? - Press "Okay", talk.

No not this way. This way.

Hello?

How are you Manjari? - You still remember me?

Silly! How can you talk like that? Of all the bouquets I've received...

I wept when I saw yours.

I'm pining to see you. No one can stop me too.

But such is the responsibility, that I can't come.

I called Patil so many times.

Your father took the calls and said you weren't at home...

and he hung up on me.

That's why I sent you a cellphone. Whenever you wish to talk, call me.

Will you never come to see me again? - I'm coming on Sunday.

Sunday is 5 days and 6 nights away! What if something happens...?

Daddy is looking for a government employee for me.

Anything from postman to a vaccine centre worker...

to an electrician, veterinarians...

I'm so scared. - Don't worry. Very soon...

Sir, the InfoTech people are waiting.

Ok, I'll talk later, Manjari. - Hello?

Hello. - Hello?

I want to talk to him. - Which him? There's a 36 men here.

Including me. Which one you need, Madam?

I'm Manjari.

You should've said so. One minute.

Don't worry. I'll take care of it.

Call for you. - Who is it?

Lizzy.

Say I'll call later. - Ok.

Hello, Manjari.

He's busy. He'll call later.

Hello, CM's, special PA, Topi speaking.

Topi, Manjari speaking. - Topi here, loud and clear! Howdy?

Bad. Get him on line. - He's talking IT with the Japanese.

I'll tell him when he's free. Okay?

Everyone says, no one does.

He doesn't even call. Then why give me a phone?

Chief minister's job is such. Their time isn't theirs.

Try to understand, sis.

'The subscriber you're calling isn't reachable at the moment.'

'Please try again later.'

"Darling"

"Darling, take me"

"I beg of you..."

"take me to the stars"

"Darling, take me"

"I beg of you..."

"take me to the stars"

"Darling"

"Darling"

"Darling"

"I'm playing swords"

"How can I play with your love?"

"I'm playing swords"

"How can I play with your love?"

"From the maze..."

"how can your beloved rescue you?"

"Darling, take me"

"I beg of you..."

"take me to the stars"

"Darling, take me"

"I beg of you..."

"take me to the stars"

"You're just a king for namesake"

"What use are you, Chief Minister?"

"Curses on your lips, lust in your eyes?"

"Why are you blushing?"

"How heartless you are, why are you so selfish?"

"I'm praying"

"Now it's upto you, sweetheart"

"Darling, take me"

"I beg of you..."

"take me to the stars"

"Darling, take me"

"I beg of you..."

"take me to the stars"

"Darling"

"Darling"

"Darling"

"I'm not unfaithful"

"I'm not cruel"

"Day and night I think of you"

"I'm peaceless, I'm sleepless"

"I can't even squirm"

"With desire...

"with passion..."

"in my eyes..."

"I come to you"

"I come unto you, my love. Let's play hide-n-seek"

"Darling, take me"

"I beg of you..."

"take me to the stars"

"Darling"

"Darling"

"Darling"

Manjari!

Manjari, what's this sound? - What sound?

My ears aren't ringing. Let me have it.

Where did this come from? I ask you, where from?

Gave it to me. - Who...?

He. - He?

He has spurned you and entered politics and still you talk to him?

Tell him I want all the stuff back.

Hail god. I am in Mumbai.

What have you? - Hello. Vegetables, what else?

Open up.

Sure open up, I'm not carrying a bomb.

All right, shell out 1000 Rupees. - 1000? What for?

Bringing stuff into Mumbai for the first time?

Don't you know? You got to pay tax to get in.

But there's no tax on vegetables, isn't it?

Don't argue. This is private tax. Everyone pays up.

If I don't pay? - The stuff doesn't go in.

But you land in jail. Show your permit.

CM!

Yes.

Arrest him. - Sir, sorry, sir.

I apologise! I made a mistake! Please forgive me.

Pardon?

What you're doing is betrayal.

You government servants take little bribes...

and traders recover in five-fold.

The result is inflation and consumers are crushed.

Arrest him.

Why arrest shoot him! - No, take him away.

Mike three, Mike three.

Traffic diverted. Road is clear. - Ok, over and out.

Control to Alfa. VIP about to start now. Over.

Mr. Manohar. - Sir?

I'm travelling to my village on personal work.

Why so many cars?

A single car is enough. - Sorry, sir.

The entourage follows you wherever you go.

Security reason.

So much money being spent on my security?

Mr. Manohar.

I'm not repeating the mistakes of my predecessors. - Sir.

None of your predecessors were on hit lists. You are.

It's our duty to provide you Z grade security.

You are public property.

We're more worried for your life than your privacy.

You are riding in third car.

In that case, I'm going nowhere.

Program cancelled.

Control to Alfa.

VIP program cancelled.

Redirect all security stationed. Over.

Manjari, howdy? Doing fine?

Rule says, one foot earth, half a foot deep pebbles...

two inches of asphalt, and use the road roller five times.

Rains keep washing this road out. Make sure it lasts five years.

Else, I'll flay you alive. Get it?

It is our Shivaji Rao's rule. Remember.

Yes, Mr. Public.

That's what has become of us.

Paupers are about to flay us.

In the land of virtues, there's no evil. Shivaji rules.

How go these bangles? - Great stuff. Glass, from Ferozabad.

May bangles chime, may gold and silver shower while Shivaji reigns.

Thank you. - What?

No, That's nothing. Give me that. - These?

Yes.

Problem. - What?

I forgot my money. - Can I give you next time?

I don't even know you and you ask credit?

Do you know me now? Am I familiar?

Shivaji Rao! Chief Minister!

Chief Minister Shiv...

Don't scream.

I'm on personal business. Please don't tell anyone.

He's in Phulgaon. In disguise.

Keep an eye on him. I'll be there. Over.

Keep this. - Thanks.

By my mother! What an opportunity! But not a photographer in sight.

What do I do? What they call in English... Cartograph!

Will you give me an autograph? - On what?

Right here.

On the beaten track walk the cowards.

Off the beaten track tread the brave, the poets, our true sons.

Buy farm fresh corns...

Coming on Sunday! Forgotten? You keep promises you make to others.

But Manjari means nothing to you? Why, you pest!

Anyone at home? - No one.

Who says? She-ghost?

Where are you going? Who are you?

What insolence is this? - No insolence. I'm upto mischief.

What mischief are you upto? - First, I'll caress your lips.

Then I'll bit you under the throat.

I'll pinch your waist, then a small rape.

What? Okay, go on. - What?

Shameless! You've shaken me!

Hey, Pest! With the headgear...

and whiskers, you think I won't recognise you? Out with it.

Got my girl!

Why a get-up like this?

Manjari, I'm not CM now. I'm just your Shivaji.

No files, no meetings, no Bansal, no police, no Topi.

I'm spending the whole day with you.

Really?

What can I do for you? - First, I'll eat. I'm famished.

What happened? - I'd made puri and porridge for you.

But you didn't come. I was so angry, I fed it to goat.

Stale bread is all there is. - That's enough.

There's nothing more.

I have you. What more do I need?

"My lover"

"Stale bread..."

"Stale bread and you is fun"

"Cold water and you is intoxicating"

"Stale bread and you is fun"

"Cold water and you is intoxicating"

"For you, I'll do anything"

"I'm dying for that bosom"

"Goodness!"

"How can you talk like that? Makes my heart go dhadak-dhadak"

"Goodness!"

"How can you talk like that? Makes my heart go dhadak-dhadak"

"Goodness! My heart goes dhadak-dhadak too"

"Goodness! My heart goes dhadak-dhadak too"

"Let's catch butterflies... - And climb a tree?"

"What if I fall?"

"And get hurt? I'll be in pain"

"That's passe"

"Just an old love story"

"Say something new"

"Love in times of affliction... and I suffer a new sickness"

"Our hearts dance ta-thai-ta-thai"

"Goodness!"

"How can you talk like that? Makes my heart go dhadak-dhadak"

"Goodness!"

"How can you talk like that? Makes my heart go dhadak-dhadak"

"Stale bread and you is fun"

"Cold water and you is intoxicating"

"Manjari, my love..."

"Manjari, my love..."

"Manjari, my love..."

"Let's go for a swim"

"Let's steal mangoes first"

"If you're caught, you'll take a thrashing"

"When in love, it doesn't matter"

"Everything changes..."

"now you've had your way"

"Oh, what a spell you've cast on me..."

"Cupid's arrow strikes sweet pain in my heart..."

"makes it go dhak-dhak... all the way from Delhi to Mumbai"

"Stale bread and I am fun?"

"Cold water and I am intoxicating?"

"Stale bread and you is fun"

"Cold water and you is intoxicating"

"For you, I'll do anything"

"I'm dying for that bosom"

"Goodness!"

"How can you talk like that? Makes my heart go dhadak-dhadak"

"Goodness!"

"How can you talk like that? Makes my heart go dhadak-dhadak"

"Goodness! My heart goes dhadak-dhadak too"

"Goodness! My heart goes dhadak-dhadak too"

Today I am very happy.

Two Sundays a week would be fun, no? - You're the Chief Minister.

You can take any day off. Who's there to tell you off?

Who can stop you?

No, Manjari.

The public is there. I'm their servant.

You're so-sweet. - Not me you're so sweet.

Thanks to you, today your adamant dad agreed to talk about our marriage.

Come my love let's get married fast...

Manjari!

Sorry, sir.

I didn't have your permission. But saving your life is my duty.

Thank you.

Look out, Sir! Look out!

Manjari, run! - Look out!

Attack!

Manjari! Shiva!

Hey, you. - He is with me.

Sir, situation under control. You may come out.

I never imagined they'd get as far as this.

A life in shadows of imminent death may be of your choosing, not ours.

Let's go, dear. - Dad...

If you still want to marry him, tell him to give up all this...

and come to you like a common man. Else, you may sit as maiden at home.

But I can't bear to see you a widow. Come.

Dad...

What are you doing? - Why, what happened?

I should be the one massaging your feet. Instead...?

Son, I'm just touching you to assure myself that you're still alive.

Let go of my foot, please! - Didn't I do it when you were a kid?

For the sake of others, you do so much, you live in tension.

Sleep a while, son.

Go to sleep. Sleep.

I little...

Henna...

I was applying henna, son.

May l...? - Yes.

Been years since I slept in your lap.

Can't I spend the rest of my life... on your lap?

No chief ministership, no security, no tensions.

Wouldn't it be nice if we could rewind life backwards like a video?

Yeah.

What happened, mother?

Why are you crying? - You've gone so far from us.

I got so much to tell you, but you never meet.

Tell me Ma, what you want to say.

Hello...

Go on, Ma. - What to tell you?

I want to see you married.

What did Manjari's father say?

Nothing, he just...

Papa, switch off the phone.

One day you and Papa...

It's Mr. Bansal. Must be important.

They don't rest even at nights.

Hello!

Hello? - Hello, sir.

Signal's weak in here. Let me step out. Hold on.

Hello, sir... Sir, I am...

Hello, Bansal... Hello... Yes, signal's better. Go on.

Intelligence report! There's a bomb in your house.

Ma... Papa...

No...

No...

Heena... Ma...

I was applying henna. May l...?

The henna isn't even dry... Ma...

Ma... Ma...

Dad...

Dad's... Dad's watch...

Wouldn't it be nice if we could rewind life backwards like a video?

Cartoon!

You're taking my place? You're lucky.

What are you doing? Leave him.

Please stop him.

"l Shivaji Rao swear that..."

"without fear, prejudice, favour or animosity..."

"l shall protect all lives."

Let go.

What did my parents do to harm you? Why did you kill them?

Can you bring them back? Tell me, can you...?

After months I was sitting with my parents...

was talking to them...

My father was massaging my feet.

My... Ma was applying henna on my hands...

I just...

I just went out to take a telephone call...

just in that while...

There they lay in pieces, strewn all over.

Men bury their dead, cremate them. I just washed them away.

Just washed them...

Everything...

Everything is because of this scoundrel, because of him!

Do you think staying on as chief minister is so easy?

For all the antics you staged to become the people's hero.

Maybe someone, a terrorist, a fundamentalist, or a politician...

didn't like what you did. And he killed your parents...

Stop this melodrama! It's all your doing. And I know that.

It's my helplessness that I am letting you go.

But the law won't spare you.

Shanta...

Rascal ruffled my hair.

Give me a comb.

Pandu.

Before he sends in the law...

we must topple his government.

Spark off riots, set the city afire. There should be blasts, men must die.

Ruin law and order situation.

Yes, Pandu. Don't worry.

Everything's organised.

In 5 minutes we're leaving.

Goodness!

Respected Chief Minister...

four days ago some dangerous kind of men...

forcibly entered our home and are squatting.

They've been talking of things like bomb blasts and riots.

We're scared. We beg of you, please take immediate steps...

before they do something nefarious.

Always your well- wisher...

a responsible citizen of your state.

My God!

Kulkarni! - Yes, sir.

Where did this letter come in from? - No time for all this talks.

Arrest Pandurang immediately. - Ok, sir.

Here he comes. - Ok.

Please come.

I told you to arrest Pandurang. Why have you called me here?

Sir, when he got to know that We're about to arrest him...

he got himself admitted to hospital pretending he's ill.

Look at him, lying like a burst watermelon.

Mr. Pandurang, I got to ask you some important questions.

I hope you will co- operate.

Wow, what brilliant acting!

Excuse me, sir.

My client is suffering from high blood pressure...

high blood sugar and heavy chest pain. He cannot talk.

Given up law for medicine? - The medical report says that.

Please don't disturb him - Okay, I understand.

See what kind of treatment he being given?

Due to acute diabetes, a boil on his leg has turned gangrenous.

The boil turned into boiler!

The doctors anaesthetised him and amputated a leg.

My leg! Where's my leg?

It's kept on terrace to dry out.

My... my leg!

Look at this! The diabetes is acute. - What will they do now?

His other leg too will need amputation.

No! - Excuse me, sir.

Don't disturb the patient.

Please leave. - You better get out.

Sir, nothing's wrong with me. I'm perfectly fit.

It happens.

That's what every man thinks before he dies. Look...

you have blood pressure, chest pain, diabetes...

kidney failure, piles and... - No, sir. You don't understand!

The reports are false! I'm perfectly fit, I swear!

Get out!

Go to hell. - What?

Now tell us, where are the bombs?

Which brand of balm, Tiger or Zhandu?

Trying your hand at comedy?

Out with the truth or you won't leave alive here.

Sir. I'm telling you the truth. I know nothing.

Look, Pandu.

With the false medical reports you have trapped yourself.

It says you got high sugar.

No one can stop us from amputing that leg or your arms.

Pandu, choose any one finger. - What for...?

One for your leg.

And this...? For your arms.

And that...? - And this...

To cut your jewels. - No! Don't cut anything, please!

I'll tell you the truth. I will.

We've wired four places.

The railway terminus VT...

one is at bus terminus, the Reserve Bank...

And one in a Cool Cab's blue taxi.

Take your furniture back.

My leg's back! Praise the Lord!

Can I go to sleep? - In the lock-up

Deploy bomb- disposal squads and call Police Control Room and say...

round up all the blue cabs and quarantine the cabs.

Okay.

Look there.

Come.

Found it? - Not yet, sir.

Go on, sir. We'll take care of it. - No, It's my responsibility too.

One second.

Check that.

Sir!

Open it.

Clear out! Fast.

Come on, move out fast! Hurry!

My baby!

Come on, move fast.

No!

No!

Take care of him.

Sir... No, sir not you!

Back out!

Everybody step back! Come on! Check!

Come on!

Back, back... Back!

Move back.

People are saying that to topple Shivaji Rao's government...

you got those four bombs planted?

He rigs bombs, then he defuses them himself.

And he accuses me!

Did any of the bombs go off?

Because in the last moment before bomb could go off he defused them.

The alliance between our 3 parties leaves him half the force he was.

He's trying to use new ruses to hack at our roots.

What about the blast in his house? - It didn't kill him, did it?

He sacrificed his parents at the altar of public sympathy.

That's the kind of man he is.

How do you react to that, sir?

There will be an enquiry.

Did you, your own parents... - No!

No comments... - A question, sir. - Please.

How come you called me here? - Look.

I have not become Chief Minister out of my wish.

Nor did I squabble with you for your chair.

Millions came to me...

they made me run for office, they made me win...

hoping that I'd do some good for them.

Now when I want to do some good, You're coming in my way.

Am l? You've got me sitting at home.

For all the money, the brains, the manpower you will garner...

to topple the ruling party, had you even spent a percentage of it...

for public good, you'd be here, and I'd be happy sitting at home.

Strikes, riots, blasts, all the time!

Do I do my job or go looking for bombs?

Friend, you have been after me right from the beginning.

If you think I've really done anything...

well, you have the police, the law is on your side.

File a case, investigate, appoint a commission of inquiry.

If It's proved, hang me.

I'm not stopping you, am l?

I know very well how rogues like you play hide-n-seek with the law.

But as of today you can't escape me.

I'm gonna kill you.

You accept defeat so soon? - Who has won, who has lost...

You'll get to know right away.

Son, I have 30 years' experience in politics.

I've chewed up and spat out the best of them.

If I'm here with you, the whole world knows...

that here I am in this room, all alone with you.

You aren't getting away with killing me.

If yours has been a 30-year experience...

then mine has been a year's, my experience batting you is...

that of 31 years.

Now I'm going to shoot.

This bullet isn't meant for you.

It's for me.

Guards!

You fooled me! Scoundrel!

What you're saying, makes for nice debate. But it isn't practical.

Absolutely practical.

Become Chief Minister for a day, see for yourself.

That was a fine interview.

Hey, stop. Get aside.

I say, no one come forward. Are you all right, sir?

Sir...

In the end, they made a politician out of me.

No, sir.

He played politics for dirty business.

You played politics for a good purpose.

That too, only once.

But I... - Enough, sir.

Neither you've said anything, nor I have heard anything.

Look at this!

He shot a good man! How merciless!

Was that well-put?

Make way...

I was selfish for my daughter's sake.

But you lost your parents for the sake of other's?

Now you're all alone.

But you are a great man. Indeed, great.

May you be happy forever, son.