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I'm sorry, sir, but you really can't
take that on board. Our luggage bins are
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too small and it won't fit under the
seat.
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Oh, no. Is there any way I can get this
on the plane?
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It's a brand new golf bag.
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I'm sorry.
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How about if I bought a seat for it? I'm
afraid we're all booked out.
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Well... Then here.
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Merry Christmas.
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And Merry Christmas to you, too.
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Oh, Joe, we're doing a lot better than
last Christmas.
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Please, Joe, tell me that no one's made
a reservation for that stupid Christmas
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Day flight tomorrow.
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Not yet.
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Well, can't you cancel it?
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I want to go skiing as much as you do,
but we're the only ones flying to New
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Bedford tomorrow.
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Sometimes we just have to give up our
own holidays so that other people can
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enjoy theirs.
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All right, all right, tell you what,
tell you what. You give me Christmas Day
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off, okay, and I will work Flag Day,
Arbor Day, I'll even throw in St.
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Swithin's Day.
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Did I hear we're working on St.
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Swithin's Day?
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Half day.
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So, Faye, what are you doing for the
holidays? You never said.
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Oh, well, you know, the usual.
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I'm having a few friends over for a
traditional Christmas dinner, and it's
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really too bad you boys can't make it.
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Don't you worry about us, Faye.
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Joey and I are going to go skiing in
Vermont.
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Joe's going to be working on a slalom,
and I'm going to be teaching some ski
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bunny how to do a double Brian.
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Look, Brian, I'll make you a deal. If we
don't get a reservation by 5 o'clock,
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we'll take off from Vermont. Deal.
Great. No reservation, no flight.
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I love this man.
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Yellow.
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Uh, no.
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Never heard of Sandpiper Air.
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This is Buck's Bait and Tackle Shop.
You're talking to the Buckster.
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No, no Sandpiper Air, but if you're ever
in the market for a little chopped
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squid, I... Hello?
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So, are you excited about your folks
coming in from Texas for the holiday?
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Ah, you bet.
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But I'm even more excited that they're
not going to spend it with my sister.
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Why's that?
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Well, they always spend Christmas in
Hawaii with Lorraine and her rich,
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stupid husband and those little fall
brat kids.
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Lorraine calls me every Christmas
morning, collect. And it's always, holly
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ockle of this and kill away of that.
Well, not this year. This year when
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those two little monsters ask her,
where's Grandma and Grandpa? She's going
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to have to tell them they're not here.
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They're at Aunt Helen's.
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Woo!
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Boy, this is going to be an awesome
Christmas.
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Hey, Evelyn Cochran.
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Well. I'll be darned. Hello, Frank.
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What brings you here?
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Oh, I'm picking up my daughter and her
hippie boyfriend.
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He's a communist, but that doesn't keep
him from smoking my cigars.
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See, I haven't seen you in, well,
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it's got to be over a year. Well, ever
since George died. Well, there didn't
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seem to be much reason to go down to the
marina once I sold our boat.
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You know, I have been so busy, I've been
hanging lights on my cabin cruiser for
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this year's Christmas boat parade.
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Oh, they're still doing that thing?
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Oh, that's great, because my brother Joe
entered a little sailboat once, and he
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spent hours making Rudolph the Red-Nosed
Reindeer out of all these colored
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lights, but I rearranged the lights so
that something other than Rudolph's nose
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lit up.
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He didn't win.
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Here they are. Excuse me, please.
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My daughter and Mr. Trotsky have
arrived.
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Oh.
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What a rancid little rooster he is.
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Oh, I know I shouldn't say that at
Christmastime, but he used to make
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George so mad.
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Every year, George would spend weeks
decorating our boat. Then Frank would
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win the grand prize and really rub it
in.
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George would have given anything to be
able to beat that little winkersinker.
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So I've got this extra room, so...
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My folks will be staying with me.
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Well, I'm putting up some relatives
myself.
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My mother-in-law's in for the week. Oh,
she's not so bad.
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No, I just bit my tongue. That really
hurts.
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Then don't do that.
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Bunny's mom, she's a great old gal.
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Doesn't look a day over 40.
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Yeah? How old is she?
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40.
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and welcome to the new Kids on the Block
hotline. Press 1 for Geordie, 2 if
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Donnie's your fave, 3 for Danny, and
thanks for calling Sandpiper. Hello, can
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I help you?
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Yeah, yeah, there are still seats
available for tomorrow's flight.
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Just one seat, Mr. Tolbert?
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Yeah, it's our pleasure. Thanks for
flying Sandpiper.
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Brian, sorry, the guy's got a business
in New Bedford. Oh, yeah? Well, just for
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that. There's no such thing as Santa
Claus.
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You know.
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Four years ago, that might have hurt.
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Now, Joe, this is the worst Christmas
ever. I used to think it was the one
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where Mom and Dad bought us those
hamsters and forgot to poke air holes in
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the box.
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But at least that had a moment of
dramatic tension.
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I cannot believe we're here on Christmas
Day to take one guy to New Bedford.
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It's like a tomb in here.
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Merry Christmas, fellas.
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Well, what are you doing here?
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Well, I experienced some of that holiday
stress you're always hearing about.
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My wife kicked me off the boat last
night.
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Christmas Eve? Why?
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Well, I sort of made a pass at my
mother-in-law.
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Well, I guess it was those hot buttered
rums. One minute I'm feeling pretty
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loose. Next minute, Lowell Jr.'s running
around screaming, Daddy's got his hand
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on Granny's num-num.
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You randy old sea dog, you. You pray for
an observant child, then this happens.
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Merry Christmas, Roy.
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Shut up. Ye merry gentlemen, let nothing
you dismay.
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Roy, what are you doing here? I thought
you and your son were having Christmas
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together.
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Well, if you must know, R.J. and his
friends decided to follow the Grateful
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Dead down to Gainesville.
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Now, what would make a kid want to sit
in a muddy field on Christmas with 20
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,000 smelly, ripped-out deadheads?
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The prospect of watching you chew with
your mouth open?
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Eat my shorts.
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Were those the only two passengers on
that flight? Yeah. What do you mean?
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Your folks didn't show? No, and I'm
getting really worried.
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Well, I don't know if this is pertinent
or not, Ellen, but your parents called
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before you got here and said they
weren't coming.
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What? Well, they went to their local
Christmas pageant and a camel fell on
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your mother.
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She's fine. Not a scratch. But they
missed their last flight out of Houston.
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Well, there goes my Christmas down the
toilet.
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Well, look, our passenger's got eight
minutes to show up. If he doesn't, what
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do you say we salvage what's left of
this Christmas? You come skiing with
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Brian and me.
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That's right, Joe. There was a call for
you, too.
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Where is my mind?
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I think Zippy the Pinhead had it last.
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Some guy named Tolbert called and
canceled his reservation.
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He did? That's great.
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Hey, Brian.
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Brian. Great news.
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Flight's canceled. We can go to Vermont.
Oh, great, great, because I was just
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listening to the weather service, and
they say that the conditions are perfect
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for skiing. Right. And terrible for
landing.
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We're snowed in.
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Airport's closed.
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Well, it's official.
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This Christmas sucks.
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Looks like Faye is the only one of us
having a good holiday.
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Oh, yeah, she's throwing that big
Christmas party, isn't she?
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You think she'd mind if we dropped by?
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No, man, let's try it. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
we should at least call her first.
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Oh, yeah, God knows what those old
people do with their shades down. Come
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on, Joe, let's go.
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Roy, Lowell, we're gonna go crash Faye's
party.
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Couldn't be any worse than this.
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It's busy.
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Wait, if it looks like we're intruding,
we should leave. Let's work out some
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kind of signal, though.
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All right.
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I'll touch the brim of my cap, and that
means that we leave. You got it? Right.
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All right. Okay.
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No, wait. I don't have a cap on.
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All right. How about this?
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I'll touch my nose with my tongue.
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No, wait. Last time I tried that, I
sprained my tongue, couldn't talk for a
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week.
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Good. We'll go with that one.
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Merry Christmas.
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On the count of three, ready? One, two,
three.
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Merry Christmas!
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What?
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What is it?
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Dave, why are you sitting here?
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You're all alone.
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In the dark.
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Well, it's just that... Well, it's my
first Christmas since George died.
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Would it be impolite to ask for some
eggnog?
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Hey, what didn't you tell us? Why did
you make up that story about a party?
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Well, I didn't feel much in the holiday
spirit, and I knew you dear people would
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try to cheer me up. Anyway, I didn't
want to ruin your Christmas.
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Well, thanks for the thought, Faye, but
that train left the station hours ago.
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Hey, guys, maybe we better get going.
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No, don't go.
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The company might do me some good.
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Then we'd be happy to stay.
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Happy? Happy.
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Happy. But I wouldn't want to impose.
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Oh, don't be silly.
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We came to spend Christmas with you.
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Oh, and I feel much better already.
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Well, just make yourselves comfortable.
Sit anywhere.
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No,
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not there.
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No, that's the chair George died in.
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That chair?
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Yes, I hope you don't mind. No, I don't
mind at all. Just stand right over
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there.
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There's got to be something better on
than this Japanese channel.
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Oh, look, that old lady falls down and
can't get up in Tokyo, too.
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Yeah, well, sayonara.
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No, don't.
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I'm sorry, Royce. That was the last
thing George was watching before he
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died. The Japanese channel?
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Well, he sort of passed away in
mid-click.
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Say, are you saying that you haven't
changed anything in this house since
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George died?
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Well, I just haven't touched George's
thing.
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His pipe is where he left it. His book
is open to the page he was on.
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His dentures are soaking in his cup by
the bookcase.
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I
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know
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it must seem silly, but somehow it just
makes me feel that he's not really gone.
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Well, look.
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Why don't I change out of this robe and
we'll do this holiday right?
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We're not going to, like, find George
sitting up in a rocking chair or
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anything.
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He's got a point. Let's go.
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Wait, look.
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We came here because we're all
depressed. We're having a lousy
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Christmas. But it just so happens that
Faith's having an even lousier
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Christmas. The least we can do is stick
her around and see her through this.
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Joe's right. I hadn't really thought
about it much, but we're the closest
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thing to family she's got.
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Gee, us, family.
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Guess that would make Roy the weird
bachelor uncle that no one ever talks
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about, huh?
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Oh, hi.
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Thank you, Helen. Thank you, everyone.
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And Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas.
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Now what?
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Oh, yeah, I know.
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Let's have a Christmas dinner.
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Well, the stores are closed, and I don't
think I have the right food for
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Christmas dinner. Hey, nonsense.
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We don't need the right food. We'll make
do with what we have, like the Pilgrims.
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Joe, the Pilgrims were Thanksgiving.
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Oh, like they didn't eat on Christmas,
too?
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Say, Roy, how about passing me some of
that festive wheat germ?
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Only if you'll send one of those
Yuletide rice cakes my way.
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Mmm, how do they make them so dry?
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Without a solid, croutons are just stale
bread, right?
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You know, back in the manger, they would
have been happy to have this stuff.
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Oh, yeah, I remember reading somewhere
that cocktail onions were a particular
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favorite of the baby Jesus.
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So how you doing, Faye?
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Fine. Can I get you anything?
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Fine. Hey, I have an idea. Let's sing
some Christmas carols. I'll start it
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off. Play bells ring.
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Are you listening?
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It's late.
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Snow is glistening.
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A beautiful sight.
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Walking in my winter underwear.
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I think the lyrics are walking in a
winter wonderland.
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That would be silly, Brian.
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Wonderland's a dog track, and I'm pretty
sure it's closed in the winter.
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Trust me, it's underwear.
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Lo, why don't you go in the kitchen and
see if you can scare off some dessert?
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All right, you got it, Joe.
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I'll be Joan for Christmas.
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Why is it whenever I'm around him, I
hear dueling banjos?
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Every year, George would sing that song
to me.
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There's words to that song? I thought it
was just banjos.
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I'll be home for Christmas.
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You can count on me.
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Everybody now.
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Good news, I found the cookie jar.
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I can hear something rattling around in
here. No,
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no, don't! What's wrong?
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George is in here.
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Actually, George wanted to have his
ashes scattered at sea, but I just
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couldn't bring myself to do it. I
couldn't throw them away.
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Faye, it may not be my place, but I
don't think George would have wanted you
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to live like this.
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Oh, I know, and it's not as if I haven't
had to deal with death before. After
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all, I had two other Georges go on me,
but this George was different.
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This was the George I wanted to grow old
with.
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Faith, do you think maybe it's time to
let go?
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If George wanted his ashes scattered at
sea, maybe this would be the perfect
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time to do it.
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It could be sort of like a Christmas
present to George. We could go up in the
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plant right now and do it.
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Yeah.
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Well, maybe now would be a good time.
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Maybe you're right.
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Great. Then let's go.
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Boy, this Christmas just keeps getting
better and better.
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Say, you okay?
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I think so.
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I still can't believe I'm doing this.
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There's a lot of that going around.
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It's a bit overcast, but I think we're
far enough away from shore.
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Well, you want to go back and get
George?
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I'd be honored.
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I hope I'm doing the right thing.
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Faye, I am convinced this is exactly
what George would have wanted.
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Whoops.
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00:17:49,210 --> 00:17:50,470
Well, maybe not exactly.
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What happened?
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I, uh, spilled George.
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It'll be okay. Lowell, there's a dust
buster in the back of the plane there.
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Right. You have a dust buster on the
plane?
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Yeah, sure, make fun, but it comes in
handy for just such an emergency.
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Boy, this little baby really has great
suction.
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I knew this wasn't right.
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Now, Faye... No, Joe, I can't do it. I
can't let George go.
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Look, Faye...
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Those ashes aren't George.
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They're just ashes.
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I lost Sylvia a few years ago, and I
know what it's like not to want to let
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go, but, Faye, you gotta let go.
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This is so hard.
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We know.
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We know.
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Well, I think I got all of them.
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I need a moment.
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It takes as long as you need.
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00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:50,540
Well, look, if we're gonna do this, we
better do it soon, because we're running
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low on fuel.
324
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Sweet mother of God. Stop kidding.
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but I really have to go to the bathroom.
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This is the loveliest funeral I've ever
been to.
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You know, Faye, if you're uncomfortable
with this, we don't have to do it today.
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We can do it another day.
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Lowell, give me the dust buster.
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What are you going to do?
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I'm going to bury George at sea.
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In my dust buster?
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It's brand new.
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Shouldn't somebody say something?
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How about bombs away?
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I don't think I'm up to giving a eulogy.
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Faye, if you'll allow me.
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No, I... Please.
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Today we say goodbye to a loved one.
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Someone who filled our lives with joy
and meaning, laughter and tears.
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Someone who touched our souls and moved
our hearts.
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We thank him for the time he shared with
us here on earth.
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And now, sadly, send his spirit to the
heavens and body to the sea.
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And, Lowell, I'm impressed.
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It was really touching.
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Yeah, well, I guess I've just flushed
one too many turtles in my time.
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I don't know. I guess I did the right
thing.
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You did, Faye. I know you did. Oh, well,
thanks, Helen. I just wish there was
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some way I could be sure that it was
okay with George.
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Bye-bye, Jenny.
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Dasvidanya, comrade.
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Oh, hi, Faye. How was your Christmas?
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It had better. Well, mine was worse.
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I was down at the boat parade when the
damnedest thing happened.
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00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:27,420
The judges were like, oh, two slips away
from my boat when suddenly, from out of
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nowhere, this thing fell from the sky.
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00:21:32,620 --> 00:21:35,880
right through my prow, and it sunk the
boat like a stone.
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00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:37,980
That's incredible.
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00:21:38,420 --> 00:21:43,540
This one fellow swore that the thing
looked something like a dust buster.
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00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:51,580
I wonder where something like that could
have come from.
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Oh, Frank, I'm so sorry to hear that.
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Well, there's always next year.
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Thanks, George.
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And a Merry Christmas to you, too.
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