Original subtitles

news for you.

Yeah.

Um,

kind of tough.

Oh, geez.

I don't like your tough drink.

Um, your sister, Catherine, she's coming. No,

no, no.

She's actually doing pretty well.

She, um, took a class at the community college and she passed it. She quit.

But she at least went to one class and passed it. That's a stepping stone for

her. For her, that's a landmark, I guess.

She's not pregnant.

She's been gone for two years and she's not pregnant.

That's amazing.

Are you sure?

Yep.

God forbid, as far as I know, she's not a lesbian or any of that.

And, well, she's coming home to stay.

Yeah, I've decided to let her come home.

What about, like, her drinking problems and all the problems she was, the

parties she was throwing when you weren't here?

Well, I had a long talk with her, and she said that she's changed all that.

She's not doing that anymore.

She goes to support meetings and things like that for her drinking, and she's

been studying the Bible.

And...

I really believe her. I really do. I've never heard such a happy tone in a voice

before. She just wants to come home.

So I just wanted to let you know that she's going to be arriving shortly.

And we're just going to have to try to all work together as a family.

Well,

Mom, you know what's best. I mean, I just, you are going to lay down some

ground rules, right? Oh, absolutely.

The first thing we're going to do is have a serious talk with her.

Oh, there she is.

Thank you. Oh, my goodness. I've never seen you wear anything without showing,

you know.

You look fantastic.

Nothing's changed.

Yeah. I don't even believe you. I do believe you. I do. I was telling your

brother that I believe you and everything.

Come and sit down and talk to your brother.

Sure. Right?

I've been dreaming about this for the last year.

Through all my classes and everything, I've just been really working towards

that one goal of having my family back together.

Well, good for you.

I'm so proud of you. Thank you, Mom. Aren't you proud of your sister, honey?

Yeah, yeah. I'm proud you've been doing good.

Mom, have you been bragging on me? Well, I told him everything you told me. Mom,

don't brag. It's a process.

You know, they taught me easy stuff that you really have to, you can accomplish

anything that you put your mind to. So that's what I'm doing.

Good for you.

That's fantastic.

And maybe Sean can help you with studies and stuff like that because he's on a

roll, like always.

Really? Still? That's why I let him grow his hair long.

Yep,

because he does so well in college.

And, um... What?

What?

Oh, come on. That's okay. You know what? Come on. Give her a chance, honey.

They taught me how to do it.

Don't be upset.

We'll figure this all out over dinner.

Okay, now, before we sit down for our night's dinner, we need to set some

ground rules.

Of course. I was expecting a check.

Mm-hmm.

Okay, well, you have to be in by 11.

Okay. Nothing later. Not 11.02, 11 o'clock.

No boys can come over to the house.

Okay. I just know Sean doesn't do that with girls, so he doesn't, he still

hasn't had, you know, he's still a virgin.

My, my little boy.

So, of course, I respect that, and I've always told the kids both that you wait

until you get married.

So, I'm sure you probably still have, right?

Sure. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Good.

Good. Oh, thank goodness.

And Bible study Wednesdays at 6.

All of us. Of course. And some of the other gals and some of the other youth

group from the church will be coming over too.

Okay. Is it okay if we have more than one Bible study?

Oh, of course. Because there's a couple that I've been going to. They're not at

home. They're at another thing. But I really fall in love with them. And

they're usually like Friday nights from, you know, 8 to 11.

That's unusual.

Well, I'll have to meet these people. Okay, no problem. All right.

And no texting.

You'll be given a cell phone, but it's only making phone calls. It has limited

minutes, and there's no texting plans on it. You can't do any of that texting

thing. Okay. And I also have parental control on the television and on the

computer. And we have one computer that we all share.

Okay? And I have the password, so I'm the only one that can open it, and then

I will watch what you do, and it's only for study.

Okay. Okay.

No health parties when Mom's gone. I get tired of cleaning up after you.

Oh, yes. No, no.

So other than that, I mean, there might be a few more rules that I might have

forgotten, but we'll figure it out as we go, and everything should work out.

It should be fine if we can follow these rules.

Can we follow these rules?

Yes, ma'am. I already told you. I'm changed.

Here.

I wish you would believe me.

Ma'am, I do. I believe you.

Mm-hmm.

All right. Let me start the pot roll.

So, your favorite, right?

She had to run to the store to get some carrots.

How long is that going to take her?

The store's pretty far. She's right out of the way.

God.

What are you doing?

I'm texting.

You know that was one of the rules she said not to do.

I didn't really pull into all that bullshit. You mean what?

I knew that you hadn't changed.

I don't know why she took you back.

I'm sorry that I couldn't afford my apartment anymore.

Well, maybe if you weren't spending your money on everything else.

Really? Really.

It wasn't even my money anyways, which doesn't matter where I spent it.

Oh, God. You weren't even working, were you? No, I wasn't working.

Are you kidding me? Why would I work?

All you have to do is stay in that corner.

So come on, is there like alcohol or something in the tunnel somewhere?

Come on, you have a fashion week. You can't be all goody-two-shoe. Come on,

it's been two years.

Why would I wear panties?

Come on, you haven't seen one of those before?

Come on, you're not really still a virgin.

What,

are you gay?

You're gay, aren't you? What, because I'm waiting?

Because that's what happens. Once you reach a certain age, you get, like,

curious about your thoughts. You master them.

I'm not talking about this one. You're my sister.

Why would you? Come on.

Just look at it. You're never going to probably see one again.

Come on, something.

I'm going to text a real man that knows what my vagina looks like.

I don't think you're a virgin anymore.

Just because they've seen it doesn't mean I'm not a virgin.

I've heard stories.

There's stories from who?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Half the town. You know what? People talk.

People talk for a reason.

Are you talking for a reason?

Nope.

I'm a little faggot virgin and I don't have any alcohol.

Do you have cigarettes?

I don't smoke.

Star Trek, or what Star Treks are, and play World of Warcraft.

Why?

You have no idea how awesome that game is. Don't even start.

Really? Oh my god.

That's so disgusting.

What? Are you uncomfortable?

Do you have a phone?

No.

Hold on, I'm going to call my friend's phone.

That you get to clean up afterwards.

You're going to be out as soon as mom gets home. You know that, right? What?

Is she going to believe you? I'll just tell her.

you don't understand anything you don't understand real life

You're not this good at teaching. There's no way.

There's no way we share genetics that you could be like this.

Apparently not.

What?

Look, I can even get online on my phone so I can check out all the porn sites

Mommy doesn't want me to have.

Oh my, you don't want to watch porn with me?

Why, you look at my bag?

I'll turn it one way or another.

Or I'll make sure mommy finds it. And then she won't think, I don't eat chili

anymore.

Why do you look so hot?

It's just you're back in the house trying to get more and more fun

feelings.

Come on.

How's your pool game coming along?

I'm getting a lot better, actually.

Did you have a good day?

Yes, I did.

Good.

So how's everything going with you and Catherine?

I mean, I guess she is getting better, but... Well,

it's going to be hard. It's going to transition.

It's going to be a little transition.

You guys haven't seen each other in years.

Yeah.

She's a little more worldly because she moved away so far, and so, you know,

living in the city and traveling around a lot, so she's, you know, going to take

her some time to get used to this quiet life.

I just, I think she's seen too much to behave herself again.

I haven't seen anything yet, you know, to say otherwise.

Um, but, I don't know.

There's just something about it, I guess.

Well, I'm sure everything will work itself out.

I really have a good feeling and I trust that she's a good girl.

She was really talkative at Bible study the other night and you saw that.

Yeah. I was impressed with that.

I was kind of impressed she actually sounded intelligent talking in there. I

thought she was just going to BS her way through it.

Well, no, yeah.

So where is she now anyway?

Um, last I knew she was taking a shower or something.

That's true.

She might be in the mood.

Okay. Well, I'm going to go get dinner started. So finish your pool game and

tell her when she's out of the shower to dress for dinner.

Okay. Okay?

Yep. All right. And don't worry. Everything is going to work itself out.

I hope so. I won't let anything destroy our happy little family.

Okay. Okay? Yep. Mario.

That's better.

That's my boy.

Mom said dinner's on a little bit, so we're getting dressed for dinner.

So, uh, whatcha doing?

We're gonna play one more game before dinner. You're playing one more game

before dinner? Yeah. Really?

So how do you play this game anyway?

Um, Molly, you got the cue sticks, and then you have the cue ball, and you want

to make the cue ball hit, um, zero, come up, and go triangle, starting out like

this. Okay, well, no, I'm trying, I understand that, but break it for me,

let me see.

You got it.

Well, you gotta get it wrapped up. Oh, bring it up.

Don't poke.

And then you would put it right there.

I'm trying to be nice and be interested in something that you like.

My bad.

Whoop. Take the alcohol down.

Um. I'm lit.

What?

What are you doing?

Nothing.

I was asking you about pool.

You make it plain with your... Your... It's called a pussy.

Pussy?

Yeah, it's not what you think. Oh, a pool table.

Yeah. Come on.

You gotta go run to the line.

I should.

Why am I watching this? Come on, come on, come on. No. Come here, come here.

What? Come on. Wait.

What are you doing?

Okay,

now. Okay, now what?

Yes?

Come on.

I just want to see.

You just want to see. Yeah, I just want to see. Why?

Am I not allowed to?

Am I not allowed to?

You're my brother. Come on.

I'm sure we played doctor or something once.

What am I doing?

It's called a blow jump.

Why is it called that?

Oh, okay.

Does it blow your mind?

Okay, no.

What?

Isn't her face grey?

I

don't

know what I'm doing.

Because it's supposed to.

I told you I was gonna teach you about good things.

I'm sending you dirty pictures and you don't want to come out here?

I'm in the middle of nowhere and this pussy can't get any action.

Fuck.

God bless America.

She's dead asleep.

I could freaking have an elephant in here.

Fuck like a madman.

I can't get any of this on here.

You know they know. They know.

They know what I'll do.

I like talking this house with my brother, so, uh... Yeah.

Love you, Mom.

If you're ever thinking it, Catherine, just go.

Get what you want.

There's Snakey.

What are you doing?

I want to play.

You want to play? Play with me.

You want to play Scrabble or something?

No.

I really think I want to play Scrabble. Only for squares.

Does that feel nice? Does it feel nice?

How are you

doing?

What are you doing?

You don't know?

Really?

That's really good.

It's

wetter

and warmer.

Right? Mm-hmm.

You like my present?

It was kind of nice.

I told you.

I actually didn't mean for you to find it. I was going to tell Mom.

It was yours.

I'm glad you did find it.

I don't know how to do all that stuff. You don't know how to do all that stuff?

No.

It's not hard.

If you want me to help you.

And who better to learn with than your sister?

I mean, we learned everything together.

Yes.

I don't want to see you.

Mm-hmm.

Nice too.

Mm-hmm.

It's okay, it's only a coffee can.

Again. It's been a few days.

My creamy stuff comes out of you, too.

Yes, it does.

We'll make it happen.

Here.

Get behind me.

Like this?

Yes.

I'm sure you can find the hole. It's right there.

Much wetter than my mouth and so much warmer.

I think that's one of the best taste notes.

Down here, you could be down there.

My brother had a big load, huh?