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Okay.

Hey.

Bravo.

Roberto.

Where are we going?

Perfect.

- What're you doing? - Don't worry about it.

You said we were just gonna TP.

This is not a good idea.

Dad, since it's a half-day today, could we get a puppy?

No, Gina, we cannot get a puppy.

Bobby, not now, get ready for school, and don't slam the--

Doors.

In 20 years, you'd think I'd learn to tie a stupid tie.

Do you plan on being in a bad mood every day?

I don't think I'm gonna be getting this promotion.

Bobby, enough already!

You know what you need, don't you?

I need a promotion, that's what I need.

A vacation, I was just reading in this magazine,

about this cabin we could rent this summer.

Is that all he's gonna do is play the stupid guitar?

Come on, Robert, can't you be a little more supportive?

Moving here hasn't exactly been easy on him.

I think turning to his music has been a good thing.

Oh, yeah?

Wait until he wants to pierce something other than his ear.

That has nothing to do with music.

Come on, it's just what kids are doing today.

What else are they doing today?

Well have you seen these kids he's been

hanging around with lately?

Hey, I know you had somethin' to do with this!

Hey, I'm talkin' to you!

Now this is the last time I'm tellin' you punks!

The next time I see you on my lawn, I'm callin' the cops!

You don't believe me, just try me!

I don't need to take this!

I moved here to get away from punks like you!

Stupid, your friends are here!

You're still there?

Yeah, well, I thought we had three or four more weeks.

Hi, how are you?

Well...

Well, I don't know for sure,

but I guess I could change that meeting.

I'm gonna have to check my calendar.

You know, Stuart, I really had this planned for a month.

- Hey. - Okay, hold on.

Did you remember to ask your dad

if we could practice here?

No, he got home too late last night.

Ask him now.

Dad?

- Yeah. - I just got a quick question.

Bobby, I can't, I'm busy right now.

Yeah, go ahead.

No, I'm gonna look it up, wait, hold on.

Bobby, don't forget to mow the lawn when you get back home.

Do you hear me?

Yeah, Stuart, let me try and find a slot.

What was that date again, Stuart?

Aw, Gina, not another dog.

Hey, Micelli, I need to talk to you.

Here we go, alright.

Stuart, I'm gonna have to call you back.

I'll see you at the meeting.

Bye bye.

So, Jerry, it looks like they nailed you pretty good.

Yeah, your kid and those punks he hangs out with.

Are you saying that Bobby was involved in this?

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

My son wouldn't do something like this.

Hey, I moved here to get away from punks like that,

just like you,

so why do you let your kid hang out with 'em anyway?

Look, I'm not too happy about it either, Jerry,

and I've been meaning to talk to Bobby about it,

but I just haven't had a lot of time.

Well, when you find time to talk to him,

you might talk to him about this, too.

Bobby doesn't smoke.

Well, those druggies he hangs out with do,

and that's probably not all they're doing.

Look, Jerry, I told you I'll talk to him, okay?

Yeah, you do that.

Oh, and just so you know, the next time I find

one of these in my yard, that's where it's going.

Hey, what are we gonna do if your old man says

we can't practice at your house?

I don't know.

We'd better find a place 'cause the battle's like

two weeks away and my old man says we've gotta be out.

Did you guys see that?

Now that was art.

Might be our best TP yet.

Yeah, well I just hope no one saw us.

- That guy's a moron. - Exactly, he's a total moron.

If he's so worried about his stupid lawn,

why didn't he just plant AstroTurf?

You don't plant AstroTurf, you lay it.

You know, it's like carpeting?

You lay it.

Sometimes, you scare me.

Fine, lay it, plant it, whatever.

He's still a moron.

It just doesn't make sense.

I mean, you water it, you fertilize it.

Why, just so you can mow it again?

Whose idea was this?

Probably some nutcase who wanted to torture his kids.

That's who.

- Sounds like my old man. - You mean everyone's old man.

Hello.

Oh hi, honey, what's up?

I remember what it was I wanted to tell you.

I put some mail in your planner.

I found it in Gina's room, she's did it again.

You know how she always has to look at the catalogs first.

Anyway, I didn't get a chance to look at it.

I hope it wasn't anything important.

No, that's okay, it's probably just junk mail anyway.

- Are you almost there? - No, traffic is terrible.

I'll be lucky if I even make my flight.

Well, call me if you miss it.

Okay.

Have a good afternoon, I'll call you when I land, bye bye.

America.

You are a beautiful flag, don't you?

"I am, you are."

Buongiorno.

Flight 7323 to Toronto now boarding.

Flight 7323 to Toronto now boarding.

Hello.

Security to women's restroom.

Second floor international.

- Security to women's restroom. - Hello.

- Second floor international. - Buongiorno.

Why are you wastin' your time?

What?

Those girls are juniors.

We're just fish, you know, like carp, bottom-feeders.

That means we might as well be dead because

as far as they're concerned, we don't even exist.

Carp?

I like it.

Why don't we call the band, Carp?

What?

We heard you fish signed up for the battle.

- Yeah, what about it? - Well, you see, piss-mouth.

The battle is usually for upper-classmen.

We don't think you fish should participate.

We thought you'd understand, just because you carry

that thing around all the time doesn't make you good.

Pathetic.

Centered dickheads.

You know what, Joey?

You're right.

Carp's a good name.

Really?

Yeah.

It's a good name.

Thank you, Bill and Nancy,

for a very comprehensive report.

That pretty well brings us to the end of the agenda,

unless someone has more to offer?

In that case, what remains is to

finalize the scheduling of the meeting.

Traffic was a killer and they spotted some nut

in the ladies room at the airport.

Had to go through a bunch of security, did I miss much?

Pretty much the whole meeting.

Can we finish up?

Of course, sorry.

Now, I know we had talked about meeting in three weeks,

but due to scheduling conflicts,

we have to move it up even sooner,

to a week from this coming Monday.

You gotta be kidding me.

Bob?

Is there a problem?

Uh, no.

No problem.

Mom, can we stop in the pet store?

Gina, you know what your father said.

- But we can just look. - Gina.

Please, Mom, we can just look.

The answer is no and I'm not gonna say it again.

Gina, I am not gonna say it again, let's go.

Look at you, you're just so cute.

Come on, Gina.

I got a million things to do.

- Hello? - Marie?

Oh hi, honey, it's your father.

Well, ask him, ask him.

Gina wants to know if she can have a dog.

- No. - No.

Why not?

Marie, my uncle Nino is here.

What?

My uncle Nino is at the airport, you have to pick him up.

- Your uncle who is where? - My father's brother.

The one that lives in Italy, he landed this morning.

Well, a little notice might've been nice.

He sent us a letter three weeks ago.

It was in the mail you gave me.

You can thank your daughter for that.

Ow, what was that for?

Well, I'll get there as soon as I can.

I've gotta drop Gina off at a friend's first.

"You've gotta be kidding me?"

Nice way to end a meeting.

Look, I'll call the airport,

see if I can get him a message.

Robert, what does he look like?

I don't know, I haven't seen him since I was a kid.

Great!

Okay.

- Bye. - Bye.

Oh, criminy.

Here.

What are you doing?

- Here, have a dog. - Mom, what're you doing?

Come on, honey, we gotta hurry.

- Where are we going? - To the airport.

Okay, so now what's the rush all of a sudden?

How am I supposed to get all of this done?

Will you calm down?

Look, I think it's just part of the exercise.

They wanna see how we operate under pressure.

Hey, I'll call ya.

Now look, Bob.

- You know how big this is. - Of course I do.

Well, then that's why we're putting you in charge.

Well you could've told me that before we went inside!

I'm telling you now!

Look, if you nail this, which I know you will,

the promotion is yours.

- You're serious? - Of course I'm serious.

The board met last night.

Stock, executive compensation package,

even a parking space in the building.

I don't know what to say.

Well, just say you'll nail it.

Don't worry, you can count on me.

Nothing will get in my way.

Good day, sir.

Hi, how you doin'?

I am from Italian, so happy in America first time.

First time, really?

I like.

Good, good.

You want, I have Italian salami, you want?

And bread.

No, thanks.

No, thank you, that's okay.

Mr. Micelli?

I'm Marie Micelli, are you Nino Micelli?

I am so sorry I'm late, we misplaced your letter.

Oh, that's nice.

Do you speak English?

English.

Good, good, good.

Good, good.

Well, shall we go?

Yes, we go, we go, we go.

- Hey. - Crap.

Sorry about the mess.

Didn't have a chance to clean up.

I hope this is okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay, okay.

So, just make yourself comfortable and, um,

well, if you need anything, you let me know, okay?

You know the rules, how many times do I have to tell you?

No friends in the house when we're not at home.

Well, we weren't in the house,

- we were in the garage. - Don't be smart.

Besides, who gave you permission to take over the garage?

What was I supposed to do? No one's ever here.

Would you keep your voice down? We have company.

Where are supposed to practice?

I don't know.

We will have to discuss it with your father.

Until then, would you try and be pleasant,

and come out and say hello to your uncle Nino.

I hate this place!

Ciao, ciao, Maria.

- Here we are. - Ah, we're eating, eh?

- Yes. - Uh-huh.

I hope this okay, I used to cook more, but now, well...

Bobby, come and eat!

I'm not hungry!

Bobby, where he?

Oh, he's coming.

- The little one. - Oh, Gina?

- Gina, Gina. - Gina.

Oh, Gina's at her friend Kate's house.

She's over there all the time.

Seems like we never sit down as a family much anymore.

- Roberto, he don't? - Robert?

Oh, uh, Robert's traveling.

Always traveling.

- Oh, I forget the wine. - Wine, oh no, of course!

Wine, no, I have wine.

I know I have some.

Wine, of course, everyone has wine with dinner.

There we go.

I found it in the cupboard, somebody gave it to us.

Here we go.

It's wine, yes.

There we go.

Cheers.

You like wine, eh?

Oh, yes, I love wine.

I bring wine from Italy, I bring.

Abraham Lincoln, the wine, eh?

I make.

- You made this? - I make.

Oh, I'll get fresh glasses.

Ah, huh?

Mm.

Cheers.

You like, eh?

I like it.

Well...

Here.

Oops.

Buongiorno!

Honey?

Somebody's playing music.

- Yeah? - I know it's not Bobby.

Will you go see?

Uncle Nino.

Roberto.

Roberto?

You...

You are big like your father!

Oh, Roberto!

Yes, oh, it's nice to see you too.

I'm so sorry, I fall to sleep, I don't wait for you.

No, no problem, no problem, why don't we go inside?

Come on, come on.

Your children, where they are being?

Oh, I'm sure they're getting ready for school.

They'll be down in a minute.

- Here you go. - Thank you.

- Mom, can you braid my hair? - In a minute.

Roberto.

I must talk to you.

Sure, about what?

Musica?

Yeah, he's been driving me crazy.

Hey, Bobby, that's enough already!

Come on down and say hello to your uncle!

Butt-head, your friends are here!

It isn't much.

I just haven't had a chance to get to the store yet.

Honey, maybe Uncle Nino would like to have a cappuccino?

- We don't have cappuccino. - Mom, please.

Right.

Oh, I know, that's fine.

So Uncle Nino, how long you think you'll be staying with us?

Whoa, where do you think you're goin'?

School, where else?

First, say hello to your uncle.

Hello.

Uncle Nino, this is Bobby.

This is your grandfather's brother.

Great.

Uncle Nino, please excuse me for a minute.

Hey, what's with the attitude?

You know I don't care for the way you've been acting lately.

Didn't I ask you to mow the lawn yesterday?

Yeah, I forgot.

Like you forgot to ask me about using the garage.

What was I supposed to do? No one was here.

That doesn't mean you can do what you want.

Now, you didn't do as you were asked,

and you didn't listen to your mother so now you're grounded.

That sucks, I gotta practice!

Hey, who do you think you're talking to?

And no, you don't need to practice, you need to study.

I've checked your progress reports,

and Cs and Ds aren't gonna cut it.

It seems your grades have been slipping

ever since you've been hanging out with these guys.

I've been hanging out with them ever since we moved here.

Yeah, well that doesn't mean I have to like them.

- Are you smoking? - No, I don't smoke.

- Are you taking drugs? - No.

- Are they? - Not that I know of.

Did you have anything to do

with that TP job across the street?

No.

What? I said no.

Alright, look, today when you get home,

the lawn gets mowed and you hit the books, you understand?

Yeah.

And when I get home tonight,

we'll talk about this garage thing.

It's not a garage thing, it's a band.

I'm sorry, Uncle Nino, I--

I, I should not come.

- Oh, no no no no, no no. - I, I go away, eh?

No, Bobby and I, we're just bumping heads

on a couple of things, it's nothing.

Now, what is it you wanted to talk about?

I am...

How you say...

- The cemetery? - Ah-hah.

- We go? - Oh sure, we can go sometime.

- This day? - Today?

Oh, no, I can't today, I have to go to work.

But, well maybe Marie can take you.

Roberto.

I want go with you.

Well sure, we can go sometime, just know I'm gonna be

very busy with work for the next couple of weeks.

Nino strong, I help you at work, eh?

No, Uncle Nino, that's okay.

But, um, how long did you say you were gonna be here?

So what's he so pissed about?

My grades, us using the garage.

- That sucks. - Yeah, totally sucks.

And now we've got some crazy old guy

who talks to flowers staying with us.

Hey maybe if I beg we can move the stuff back to my house.

He's grounded, you crap for brains.

That means he can't practice anywhere.

Get it?

Sometimes...

You scare me.

Why do you have to smoke anyway?

- What's his problem? - I don't know.

I'll just be a few minutes.

I just gotta pick a few things up for dinner tonight,

and, uh, we'll be...

Uncle Nino?

No.

Excuse me, sir?

Excuse me, you have to pay first!

You have to pay first, you can't just eat here.

Yeah, yeah, that's nice but you have to pay first.

It's not a salad bar.

You put it in a bag, you take it up front, you pay.

Then you can eat.

No, come on, I've been watching you.

You owe me for this!

Take him outta here, thank you.

Hello!

I have been noticing you sitting here,

and I just had to come over and introduce myself.

I'm Bonnie Smith, I live down the street.

I'm president of the Home Owners Association, the garden

club, and the vice-president sale rep for Joffra Cosmetics

but then I guess that's not really important, and you are?

Oh, I am , I'm Nino.

Nino, Nino Micelli, I'm from Italian.

Oh.

Oh, you must be a relative of Robert's.

Yeah, well, how nice.

Is Marie at home?

I came by to see if they wanna be a part

of the Garden Walk this year.

Well, probably not,

but since I am the president, I have to ask.

Do you know Abraham Lincoln?

Oh, what I could've done with his brows.

Oh, well anyway, is Marie at home?

Marie, is she?

- Maria? - Yes.

- She is not in casa today. - Oh, darn, darn!

I did wanna see if she needed any base, blush,

shadow, gloss or liner.

Oh, I can check back tomorrow.

Oh, oh!

A little vino, eh?

- Oh, for me? - I brought this from Italy.

This is Abraham Lincoln, very good wine.

Oh, no, no, please.

I have to make an emergency delivery to Mrs. Johnson.

It's no good.

You can't eat.

Why you do?

'Cause I have to.

You no like, eh?

No.

It sucks.

Sucks!

Look, two days from now doesn't help me.

I need it tomorrow.

No, I don't know how you're gonna do it,

but I've got problems of my own, just get it done!

Ah, spaghetti.

Bobby, Gina, now!

Excuse me.

Hello.

Oh hi, hon.

Well, how late?

Yeah.

Okay.

I'll try and stay awake.

Bye.

Bobby, Gina, it's getting cold!

Pour the vino.

Thank you.

Ciao, ciao, Gina.

Ciao, Bobby.

Why are we eating in here? We never eat in here.

Can I go watch my show?

I have to see America's Funniest Animals.

- Can I eat in my room? - We are eating right here.

- Oh, man. - This house blows.

- Nice job. - Shut up.

- You shut up. - You're such an idiot.

You're such a...

I'm gonna go watch my show.

Don't you love it when your dog

takes your favorite spot on the couch?

In these next clips, these dogs have their day.

You like...

- Dogs? - Dogs.

- I want to adopt one. - Eh?

I saw her in the pet store, she's so cute.

Then she needs a family.

Family.

Important.

Family, yes, yes.

Yeah?

Who's the nut waking me up with the violin?

Oh, uh, yeah, I apologize, Jerry.

- Is he crazy or what? - No, no, he's not crazy.

- I'll, yeah, I'll talk to him. - I'll call the cops, I will!

At least I don't think he's crazy.

I'm supposed to see him after school today, hi!

Feeding schedule.

Call us any time if you have any problems.

Bring him back if you'd like, we'd love to see him again.

Huh, huh!

You are really good.

You too.

Thank you.

Beautiful, you love music, eh?

Oh, I love music.

You love music?

Oh.

So much, so much.

So many beautiful photograph.

In your room.

Where is Abraham Lincoln?

Oh, um, I don't have him.

I got an American flag.

Yes, yes.

Yes.

Ah.

This is your girlfriend, eh?

I wish.

You don't give him flower, this one?

No, I didn't give her any flowers.

Oh, you must!

Women love the flowers.

Thanks, I'll remember that.

- Oh hi, Bonnie, what's up? - You didn't notice?

- Notice what? - The vandalism.

Vandalism, where?

At the entrance, someone cut down all the flowers.

Really?

I called the police and filed a report.

The police?

Oh, yeah, first Jerry's house, now this.

Oh, they say they're gonna look into it,

maybe patrol a little more, but who knows?

Anyhoo, I just came by to make sure everyone knows

so we can all keep an eye out.

Well, thank you, I will.

Oh and since I'm here, can I interest you in any base,

- blush, shadow, gloss or liner? - No thanks, Bonnie.

- I can check back tomorrow. - Great.

Hi.

Hi.

How was your day?

Oh, okay.

Uncle Nino gave me flowers.

He did?

- Oh, that's nice. - Yeah.

Except he took 'em from the entrance to the subdivision,

and Bonnie filed a police report.

Maybe she should think about getting a life.

Yeah, she should.

So, how was your day?

Crazy, I don't know how I'm gonna get through all of this.

And on top of it,

Stuart tells me that he has to go up to Toronto

the weekend before the presentation which means we have to

schlep everything up to Toronto for a final run-through.

You know, if this is the way it's gonna be,

maybe you don't want that promotion.

What?

Of course we want the promotion.

It's what I've been working so hard for.

You know, maybe you can come up to Toronto with me.

Run-through won't take very long and we can

spend some time together.

I'd love to.

I'd have to switch with someone at work.

And who's gonna watch the kids?

We'll get a sitter.

What about Uncle Nino?

Oh yeah, I forgot about Uncle Nino.

What are we supposed to do with him?

We?

I don't know, Robert.

He's your uncle.

Now, we haven't compiled all of the data yet,

but what we do have is already enough to show them

that if they follow our plan over at least the next--

Buongiorno, buongiorno.

It is the hour of lunch, so I have brought--

- Call security, Gordon. - No no no, Stuart, don't.

This is my uncle Nino, he's visiting us from Italy.

And you brought him here?

Well, I figured it was Saturday.

No, I know you did, thank you, thank you.

It's Saturday but we've got five hours or work to do here.

- I'm gonna come back. - I am the uncle of him.

Uncle Nino, we're gonna go now, we're gonna eat later.

That's okay, thank you, thank you, yeah.

Come on, here we go, here we go, let's go, Uncle Nino.

- Will you make it fast? - Yes, I'll be back.

- I don't believe this. - This way, Uncle Nino.

Well, thanks again, and have a great day.

Thank you.

I hope he likes the new look.

So do I, considering he's paying for all of it.

I figure if he's gonna work all the time and I'm not gonna

see him that I might as well get to spend some of his money.

Sounds good to me.

- Have a good day. - You too, thanks again.

Wow.

Is that the way it's supposed to be?

Men just work, we never get to see them?

We're just supposed to spend our lives consuming?

Hey, I didn't make up the rules.

Sometimes I wish things were different.

Hey, is everything alright with you and Robert?

Robert really wants this promotion.

I'm just afraid he's gonna be gone more

and working longer hours.

Sometimes I wish we had a normal life.

Nine to five, dinner together.

Know what I mean?

Oh yes, I know what you mean, but good luck

trying to get a man to understand what you mean.

He's not that old.

Come on, guys, what do ya think?

I don't know.

Hey, did your parents put you up to this?

- What are you talking about? - You know.

"We'll let you practice here,

"as long as you watch crazy Uncle Nino."

He's not crazy, he's just different.

My parents don't even know about it.

I mean, if my dad finds out, I'm screwed.

I'm tellin' you guys, you gotta hear him, he is great, and

this melody works perfect with what we've been working on.

I mean, besides, it's different.

I mean, how many bands do you know with old people?

- I don't know any. - Exactly.

And maybe there's a reason for that.

"Let's give it up for Grandpa Micelli on the bass!"

I'm outta here.

Alright, alright, we'll listen to him!

But we're not promising anything.

Hey.

Let's hit the monkey bars.

That was great.

I told you!

What did you think?

What?

I don't know if it's cool.

What if people don't like it?

What if we get laughed off the stage?

And what if they like it, what if we win?

What've we got to lose?

We're just bottom-feeders, remember?

Fish.

I always thought you were the risk taker.

Let's do it.

Uncle Nino, we all talked and, um,

we want you to play with us.

Nino?

No.

- Oh, come on, it'll be great! - Yeah, you were awesome.

Yeah, you're awesome, it means you're really good.

- I am awesome? - Yeah, you should, uh...

Play with us.

I am awesome.

I do.

Excellent.

Hey.

No smoke, eh?

I have friend.

He such a good violin player.

He die from the smoke.

Abraham Lincoln never smoke.

Smoke no good.

No smoke.

It's cool.

Awesome.

All I'm saying is it wasn't Uncle Nino's fault.

Just because Stuart got all upset doesn't mean you have to.

And all I'm trying to say is he should've known better.

And why would he know better?

He's a ferryboat driver from Italy!

How many board meetings do you think he's been in?

Listen, I know you're under a lot of pressure right now,

but this is the first time in weeks

that we're all gonna sit down and have dinner together,

so can we just forget about work and try and enjoy it?

Thank you.

- Roberto, Maria. - Hey.

What's goin' on?

Uncle Nino's teaching us how to make pizza.

That's nice.

What's that?

Dad, that's a dog.

I know what it is, but whose is it?

She's mine, her name's Lucky.

- Don't look at me. - Uncle Nino gave her to me.

I don't care who gave it to you, it's going back.

Uncle Nino, you just can't be buying dogs for people.

You can't take her back, Dad.

Oh, yeah? Watch me.

I hate you!

I hate you!

Let's go.

Uncle Nino?

Can I come in?

Maria.

Uncle Nino.

I just wanted to say that,

well, it was really nice of you to get that dog for Gina.

Maria.

It was.

Roberto.

So angry.

Oh, Robert's just, oh, I don't know.

He just doesn't want a dog right now.

He thinks it's gonna dig up the yard and chew on everything.

He's not upset with you.

He's under a lot of pressure right now at work.

I hope you understand.

This a photograph.

Who's this?

Roberto.

Dianna.

That's Robert?

He so happy.

All day long in the garden.

Italy.

So happy in the garden.

And Dianna.

Oh, she's fine, I think.

We don't see her very often.

She and Robert aren't very close.

After their parents died, they moved in with their aunt and

since Robert was older, he felt responsible for her.

The more he tried to be a father, the more they fought.

I don't know, things just never got better.

Maria.

Okay?

I'm fine.

It would be nice to see him this happy again.

Yeah, this is Robert, Ellen.

Could you do me a favor on your way in and, uh,

pick up those charts on 22?

Thanks.

Let's go a walk, come on.

Come on, Lucky.

Buongiorno!

Misters, hello!

Hello, misters!

Hey, Dad?

I'm late!

I know, I just was wondering if you

and Mom were coming to the battle.

I'll try, I'll really try, I gotta go.

Okay, so all the phone numbers are on the counter, okay?

Okay.

Don't open the door for any strangers.

We'll be fine.

You sure you're gonna be okay?

Love you, have a great time in Toronto.

We will.

Hey, thanks for watching the kids.

Do you think this was a good idea?

- Oh, I think they'll be okay. - I hope so.

Worst that can happen is he'll buy Gina another dog.

Just kidding.

He did ask if he could plant a garden.

Yeah, he asked me too.

I said it was okay.

Besides, it'll keep him busy.

Yeah.

Uncle Nino!

Uncle Nino!

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Ah, you come to help me.

Make beautiful garden, eh?

Who? Who is planting garden?

You, me, we are planting whole garden.

My dad is gonna freak.

I spoke to your papa, I speak on him,

and he say okay to do it!

- Make! - He did?

He did!

My dad said that this was okay?

- Your dad. - All of this?

My dad?

Oh, my gosh.

Ciao, Gina!

Where did you get this thing?

Nino got from this person here.

They bring, this is...

Eh?

I won't have to mow the grass anymore.

Grass, spitoie, you can't eat!

- Hey. - Hey, ciao, boys.

Ciao, what is goin' on?

- We're planting a garden. - You wanna help?

- Sure. - I'm gonna go find Lucky.

Your old man's cool with this?

Apparently, that's what Uncle Nino said.

And you're sure he's not crazy?

I'm pretty sure.

Did you just eat a cigarette?

Oh.

Gum.

I'm quitting.

No smoke.

Bravo.

No smoke.

Aren't you supposed to take the wrapper off?

It's cool.

You guys gonna help or what?

As long as I get to drive that thing.

- I'm gonna get the hose. - No, don't!

You are so dead.

Oh, that's cold, oh, that's freezing.

Hello.

Oh, hi.

No, I thought maybe you were the kids, what's up?

Well, how late?

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, I'll just take my time getting ready.

Love you too.

Bye.

And so after I go through the chart on growth expectations

Roger will take them through the summary.

Any questions?

Great, well then let's call it a night.

And I wanna thank everyone for all the hard work.

Now, hold on, hold on.

Sorry, folks.

One more presentation.

John?

Ready when you are.

Could I see you outside for a second?

Okay, um, let's take five minutes.

- What's up? - Who in the hell is John?

Ah, I've been meaning to tell you.

His name is John Cummings and we hired him two days ago.

We did? And when was somebody gonna tell me this?

I'm telling you right now.

Listen to me, Bob, nobody's supposed to know this,

but John has a close friend in National Life,

so with him on the team and a strong presentation,

this is practically a done deal.

I thought that I was in charge.

I thought you could use a little help and John thought--

I don't care what John thought.

We don't need another presentation, remember?

They wanted us to keep it short.

I suggest we listen to what John has to say.

- That's what the board decided. - Oh, really?

He was a good move.

He's good for the company, Bob,

and that means he's good for us.

Mom, hey, Dad.

- I gotta go. - Me too.

What the hell were you thinking?

Can you keep your voice down?

No, I can't keep my voice down.

Uncle Nino said it was okay.

Don't blame this all on Uncle Nino!

Roberto.

I'm not blaming it on Uncle Nino.

He told me it was okay with you to plant a garden.

A garden, sure, but this is more like a damn farm!

Do you have any idea what it cost to put in that lawn?

Well, do you?

No, and I don't care.

No, you don't care and that's the problem.

You don't care about anything.

I don't care about anything?

What do you care about?

What do you care about, huh?

What do you care about, work?

Hey, what do you think pays for all of this?

I didn't ask for this!

I didn't want a bigger house, I didn't even wanna move!

You think it's easy being the new kid?

You think it's easy making friends?

Forget it!

Look.

Uncle Nino, I'm at the end of my rope.

What do you want from me?

Oh, Roberto.

Roberto.

You my only brother.

I don't love you enough.

I bad man.

I don't come for you, Roberto.

I never meet Julia.

All my life, my heart.

I never forget you.

It's okay, Uncle Nino.

I miss him a lot.

I feel bad, all my life.

I don't come.

I don't come for the funeral.

I don't come, I am a bad man.

- No. - I don't come for you.

And Dianna, but I still,

I have in my heart, the joy.

For you and your family.

I got to tell you why I don't come.

I go to jail.

Very bad man.

Oh, Roberto.

Roberto.

I am so sorry.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Oh, I thought you were Bobby.

- He's not back yet? - No, I'm getting worried.

Where's Uncle Nino?

I think he's packing.

Packing?

I didn't realize how important it was

for him to go to the cemetery.

He's been living with this guilt his whole life.

Guilt?

About what?

He never came to my parents' funeral.

Why?

He was in prison.

Prison?

It seems that after the girl he fell in love with

married someone else, he fell in with the wrong crowd,

and my father didn't like what he was doing,

and they had this huge fight,

and it was the last time they ever spoke.

My father never knew that Uncle Nino was in prison and Uncle

Nino didn't know about the accident until after he got out,

which was two years later.

Wow.

Why was he in prison?

Somethin' about stealing.

Well, why didn't he come sooner?

I don't know.

But he had a heart attack about six months ago and

that's when he realized he had to do this.

I should've stayed in touch with him, Marie.

We should've been closer.

You didn't know.

You were a boy, you didn't know.

- You gonna be okay? - Yeah.

- I've gotta go find Bobby. - I can go.

No, no, no, you stay here.

He might call, I'll take my cell.

I know all the places he might be.

Are you sure you're okay?

Yeah.

I'm home!

Lucky!

Oh hi, Dad.

Hey, you.

Well?

Well, what's up?

Well?

Ah, I'm sorry, well what?

The garden, how do you like your garden?

- Oh, it's um-- - Don't you love that picture?

Uncle Nino showed it to us.

He said you loved the garden when you were little,

and that you'd stay in the garden all day,

and that's why we were planting the garden, he said,

because he said it'd make you happy.

It was a lot of work, I even got two blisters.

Come here, you.

Thanks for all the hard work.

I love it.

You're welcome.

I'm gonna go find Lucky.

Lucky!

Lucky!

Uncle Nino?

Can I, um, talk to you for a minute?

Roberto, I, I go away now, eh?

Look, why don't we talk first, okay?

Roberto, I make a mess.

- No, please. - To everything.

Please, Uncle Nino, just for a minute, sit down, please.

- Please. - Roberto, I so ashamed.

No no no no, for me, please sit down.

- I am so sorry. - Shh, no no no, sit down.

Uncle Nino.

I think that sometimes...

Things happen for a reason.

Maybe you weren't supposed to come to the funeral...

Because you were supposed to come now.

Because if you hadn't,

I could've gone through the rest of my life and never

appreciated the things that are most important to me.

Now, I'm sorry I got upset at you.

And I don't blame you if you wanna leave, but,

I'd like you to stay.

We all would like you to stay.

Bravo.

Bravo.

You are a strong man.

Like your father.

He would be proud of you.

Thank you.

And thank you for the garden.

Some wine?

Tomorrow, tomorrow.

I'll, uh, I'll see you in the morning.

Ciao, Roberto.

Who is it?

It's me.

I don't blame you for being upset with me.

I made a lot of mistakes,

and I'll make more.

But I want you to know,

I do the things I do because I love you,

and I care about you.

And if I haven't been here for you,

I'm sorry.

But I hope to change that.

Dad?

I lied before.

I did help TP the Craven's yard.

Did you lie about smoking too?

No.

Thanks for telling me.

We'll talk about it tomorrow.

Dad?

I love you too.

Goodnight, Bobby.

Goodnight, Dad.

Good morning, Uncle Nino.

Ciao, Roberto.

Now you have a good day,

and I'll see you a little later, okay?

Okay.

Hey, Micelli?

- I need to talk to you. - Okay, here we go.

I know, I know these punks are ruining your yard.

My yard?

Look at this place, what the hell's goin' on over here?

Do you know what you're doin' to my property value?

Well, you know, I haven't given it much thought, Jerry,

but as to what's going on over here, this is my garden.

Your what?

My garden.

And I talked to my son and his friends about cutting through

your yard and they promised they won't do that anymore.

But even if they do, they don't smoke,

which means if I see you walk over here,

and flick one more cigarette butt in my garden,

I'm gonna send Uncle Nino over with his rototiller.

You have a good day.

Buongiorno, Mr. Neighbor!

Yeah, uh, ciao.

Ciao!

Hi, it's Dianna, please leave a message.

Hello, Dianna?

It's Robert.

I know it's been a long time, but I

really would love to talk to you.

So if you get this, maybe you can get back to me

or I'll try calling you again.

Okay.

Bye bye, sis.

Uncle Nino?

I brought you a present.

It's a thank you.

Oh.

Abraham Lincoln.

Oh.

Good man.

So are you.

Hey, Bob, good news.

The presentation's moved to tomorrow night.

What's goin' on?

Oh, I just stopped by to pick up a few things,

I'm taking some vacation time.

Vacation time?

When were you gonna tell me about this?

I'm telling you right now.

Well, you can't do that,

because I need you at that meeting tomorrow night.

Oh, no you don't.

John will be there, remember?

It's pretty much a done deal, and besides,

there's someplace I really need to be tomorrow night.

Oh, you do?

And how do you think that's gonna look to National Life?

Listen, Stuart.

I haven't taken any time off in two years.

I've always been here when this place needed me.

Now I need some time and I need it right now.

Okay.

Great, I'll see you in a couple of weeks.

♪ I'll just chase him down

♪ Tell me that you're not afraid ♪

♪ Of leaving this behind

Woo!

Thank you!

Thank you very much!

Alright, let's have another big hand

for last year's winners, Cocoa!

That brings us to the next band in the program, Carp,

which is totally appropriate since they are freshmen.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

So they're the only freshmen band in the battle,

but let's give 'em a chance, let's hear it for Carp.

I thought he was hanging with the boys because he

liked music, I had no idea he was gonna play with them.

Neither did I.

Hey, the nursing home is down the street!

Play.

Play.

- You gonna do somethin'? - Play or get off the stage.

- Terrible! - You suck!

Get off the stage!

♪ I walk around this place feelin' lost and so confused ♪

♪ I drive around and around 'cause there nothin' else to do ♪

♪ I roam down the halls outside society ♪

♪ I'll jump and scream and shout until you notice me ♪

♪ Shout ♪ You're what I want

♪ Shout ♪ You're what I need

♪ Shout ♪ You're what I want

♪ Shout ♪ You're what I need

♪ It seems so strange someone like me, someone like you ♪

♪ My friends all think I'm nuts, they tell me to get a clue ♪

♪ I roam down the halls outside society ♪

They're good!

They're loud, but good! ♪ Shout until you notice me

♪ Shout ♪ You're what I want

♪ Shout ♪ You're what I need

♪ Shout ♪ You're what I want

♪ Shout ♪ You're what I need

♪ Shout ♪ You're what I want

♪ Shout ♪ You're what I need

♪ Shout ♪ You're what I want

♪ Shout ♪ You're what I need

♪ Shout ♪ You're what I want

♪ Shout ♪ You're what I need

Dear Uncle Nino, I hope this finds you

in good health and that you're doing well.

Everyone here is fine and sends their love.

So much has happened since you've gone.

Gina has been teaching Lucky new tricks and he's become

very popular with the kids in the neighborhood.

Marie has been cooking up a storm and works in the garden

every chance she gets.

Bobby's been writing many new songs,

all of them with violin parts, of course, and I'd say

he's getting pretty serious with his new girlfriend.

Thanks, that's so sweet.

Bones and Joey and spending a lot of time

at the house and I'm proud to say

that Bones hasn't had a cigarette in almost a year.

Oh, and Uncle Nino,

that little boy in the photo who loved the garden?

He's reborn, I took off from work last week,

and Dianna came and stayed with us.

It was wonderful to see her,

and she loves the garden as much as the rest of us.

Which, by the way, was a hit with the neighbors

at this year's Garden Walk.

Well, most of the neighbors.

We think of you often,

and look forward to our visit in November.

That's all for now.

Love, Roberto.

♪ I walk around this place feelin' lost and so confused ♪

♪ I drive around and around 'cause there nothin' else to do ♪

♪ I roam down the halls outside society ♪

♪ I'll jump and scream and shout until you notice me ♪

♪ Shout ♪ You're what I want

♪ Shout ♪ You're what I need

♪ Shout ♪ You're what I want

♪ Shout ♪ You're what I need

♪ It seems so strange someone like me, someone like you ♪

♪ My friends all think I'm nuts, they tell me to get a clue ♪

♪ I roam down the halls outside society ♪

♪ I'll jump and scream and shout until you notice me ♪

♪ Shout ♪ You're what I want

♪ Shout ♪ You're what I need

♪ Shout ♪ You're what I want

♪ Shout ♪ You're what I need

♪ Shout ♪ You're what I want

♪ Shout ♪ You're what I need

♪ Shout ♪ You're what I want

♪ Shout ♪ You're what I need

♪ Shout ♪ You're what I want

♪ Shout ♪ You're what I need