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Hey, Dad.

Dad, are you here?

Hello, Billy.

Mrs. Baxter.

Yes, Miss Baxter for now, at least.

But you can call me Teresa.

Sure, I'll call you whenever.

I mean, whatever you want.

Wonderful. Your father's not here right now.

Oh, that's okay.

That's fine.

So, how's the web developing game going?

Truth be told, we actually just lost a pretty big account.

Julia doesn't know yet.

Neither does my father.

I don't even know why I'm telling you. I guess it just feels good to get it out.

Fucking goddamn impatient Taiwanese, you know?

No, not really.

But I do know a thing about impatience.

So, uh, you and my father.

Me and your father?

Things are going... Things are going.

You and my daughter?

Right, me and Julia.

We're not rushing anything, you know?

So you're being patient?

Yeah, right.

Patient.

Actually, I should probably get going.

Well, nice of you to stop by.

I'll tell George you said hi.

Hi!

I mean, to him, of course.

Bye-bye, Billy.

Dates a person fast, huh?

They didn't waste any time, did they?

That's my father for you.

And my mom.

All action, all impulse.

It's not necessarily a bad thing.

Yeah, but I just didn't expect this to happen so fast after we set them up, you

know? Yeah, I know.

It hasn't even been a year and they're getting married.

I know.

Well, if they know it's right, why should they wait?

Wait, what are we talking about?

Nothing. Are you sure?

Yeah, whatever. So, when's your brother getting to town?

Who knows with that guy.

Don't worry, though. I told him we were remodeling and there wasn't any room for

him anyway.

You know, when he gets here, he's going to know you're lying.

He was bringing some girl he picked up. Look, trust me, it's not worth them

selling our house.

I just wish you would tell me before implicating me on one of your lies.

Babe, I was saving you.

I just prefer you to be honest with me.

So, you think being impulsive is a good thing?

Welcome to your five-star intercontinental hotel and spa.

My hand's running.

What? Is the madame not happy with her accommodations?

I'm happy. It doesn't matter. It's not like we're going to be spending too much

time in here anyway.

Well, trust me. You would much rather be here than at my brother's house.

Wow. And he's just all mopey and stuff since dad has married his girlfriend's

mom. Aww.

Because he's not married himself yet?

Who knows?

Who cares?

What about your dad?

He's just an attention whore.

I can't wait for either of them.

Well, we got two hours until the ceremony.

So what should we do?

Might as well take full advantage.

A lovely accommodation.

Whatever the madame wants.

Thank you.

Oh my god.

I can't jerk it off on you.

Pull it up, jerk it off on you, jerk it off on you.

Yes.

Oh my god, don't stop, don't stop, don't stop.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Fuck.