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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,620 --> 00:00:20,300 It's our very own time machine, man. Are you for real? Are you just going to 2 00:00:20,300 --> 00:00:22,240 erase us from existence or something, dude? 3 00:00:22,460 --> 00:00:24,000 We're going to go back to the year of 1985. 4 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:28,680 All right. Here we go. Oh, shit. What the fuck? It's so loud. Holy shit. 5 00:00:29,020 --> 00:00:30,020 Oh, 6 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:31,260 my God. 7 00:00:31,860 --> 00:00:32,860 Oh, shit. 8 00:00:34,380 --> 00:00:36,220 We're in my grandma's house from 1995. 9 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:38,520 So are you guys. And how'd you get in my room? 10 00:00:39,020 --> 00:00:43,240 Bro, shoot your stepmom. This is our chance to lose our virginity. 11 00:00:44,970 --> 00:00:45,970 Where did they go? 12 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:54,240 What the fuck just happened? Do you have the time machine? Our moms, they must 13 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:58,140 have taken the... What do we do now? 14 00:01:58,980 --> 00:02:02,100 Oh, bro, I don't know. I mean, the flux capacitor was in the phone. Without 15 00:02:02,100 --> 00:02:04,780 that, we can't get back. See, I fucking told you we shouldn't have messed with 16 00:02:04,780 --> 00:02:05,579 the timeline. 17 00:02:05,580 --> 00:02:07,940 Dude, I already told you I'm sorry, man. What the fuck? 18 00:02:08,180 --> 00:02:10,780 What do we do now? They had the time machines back in 1995. 19 00:02:11,380 --> 00:02:14,340 I'm sorry, man. Can't you just build another one? 20 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:16,520 Build another one? 21 00:02:18,070 --> 00:02:21,550 No, I can't build another one. I don't have the things here, the technology. 22 00:02:21,630 --> 00:02:22,970 That was it. That was it. 23 00:02:24,270 --> 00:02:28,830 Well, I mean, that's not what you were saying when you were fucking ball 24 00:02:28,830 --> 00:02:31,970 peeping your mom, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You always got to be like that, huh? 25 00:02:32,230 --> 00:02:35,010 Look, I already told you. We don't ever, ever speak of that again. 26 00:02:35,390 --> 00:02:40,210 No. All right, man. Whatever, bro. What do we do? How do we fix this? 27 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:43,400 Jimmy? 28 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:48,480 I heard a loud bang. Is everything okay in there? 29 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:51,580 Jimmy, what the fuck? What is that noise? 30 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:54,080 What is going on in there? 31 00:02:55,700 --> 00:02:57,300 I'm coming in right now. 32 00:03:00,740 --> 00:03:02,260 What is going on in here? 33 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:03,680 Oh, hey, Miss Temple. 34 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:06,600 How are you? 35 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,360 What is that smell? 36 00:03:09,340 --> 00:03:11,740 It smells like 90s asshole in here. 37 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:17,380 God, it smells like fucking teen spirit in here. Hey, Ms. Temple, that's the 38 00:03:17,380 --> 00:03:19,280 project we're working on, right? 39 00:03:19,620 --> 00:03:20,579 Yeah, it is. 40 00:03:20,580 --> 00:03:23,880 Yeah. Well, listen, Carlos, I've known you all your life. Call me Chloe. 41 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:25,840 Yeah, yeah. 42 00:03:26,140 --> 00:03:27,140 Um, 43 00:03:27,260 --> 00:03:30,120 listen, you guys need to be outside. 44 00:03:30,340 --> 00:03:32,520 You guys are cooped up in here all day long. 45 00:03:33,340 --> 00:03:35,980 I don't get it. Like, what is wrong with you guys? 46 00:03:37,380 --> 00:03:38,700 Uh, look. 47 00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:44,880 We're just working on a project, and... Okay, okay. I can take the hint. 48 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:47,800 This place is a fucking disaster. 49 00:03:48,820 --> 00:03:55,060 I'm your mom, not your maid, but lucky for you, I have a load to take, so... 50 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:56,540 Not the only load. Fuck. 51 00:03:57,840 --> 00:03:59,040 Excuse me, Carlos? 52 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:02,180 Oh, um, my mom says hi. 53 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:04,380 Tell Venus I said hello. 54 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:06,280 Will do. 55 00:04:11,310 --> 00:04:12,310 You all right? 56 00:04:12,670 --> 00:04:18,070 Um, yeah, honey, I'm just a little bit of a deja vu. I'm going to go take this 57 00:04:18,070 --> 00:04:23,030 blow. Do you think she knew? 58 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:26,350 Do you think she, like, do you think she remembers? 59 00:04:28,090 --> 00:04:30,530 The only thing I know is your mom looks hot as hell. 60 00:04:31,170 --> 00:04:32,129 Oh, yeah? 61 00:04:32,130 --> 00:04:34,070 Oh, yeah, dick? Okay, all right. 62 00:04:34,290 --> 00:04:38,130 Fuck that. Look, we need to, I need to go fix some of this real quick. 63 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:40,230 We got to get back to the past. 64 00:04:58,109 --> 00:04:59,109 It can't be. 65 00:05:05,390 --> 00:05:06,390 Makeover! 66 00:05:07,850 --> 00:05:09,570 No. No, no, no, no. 67 00:05:13,990 --> 00:05:15,370 Nice. Oh, my God. 68 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:20,040 Oh my god, I know who they remind me of now. 69 00:05:20,740 --> 00:05:21,740 Our brother. 70 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:23,040 What the fuck? 71 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:25,080 I gotta call Venus right now. 72 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,520 Hurry, pick up, pick up, pick up. 73 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:35,380 Venus, oh my god, you gotta come over right now. There's something really 74 00:05:35,380 --> 00:05:38,080 fucking weird going on. Wait, wait, wait, slow down. 75 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:39,900 It smells like the 90s. 76 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:42,800 Okay, I'll see you in ten minutes. 77 00:05:58,160 --> 00:05:59,220 I'm so glad you're here. 78 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:03,400 Is this why you're calling me all hysterical? What's wrong? No, come sit, 79 00:06:03,540 --> 00:06:04,399 sit, sit. 80 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:07,820 So, um, these look familiar, right? You remember these? 81 00:06:08,220 --> 00:06:12,700 What am I looking at? Dirty laundry? No, these are the outfits from the boys. 82 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:17,100 Remember, 18 years ago, our V-cards? We lost them to those boys. They were 83 00:06:17,100 --> 00:06:18,940 wearing these outfits. The makeover. 84 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:23,180 Shut the front door. There's no way these are their clothes. I'm telling 85 00:06:23,180 --> 00:06:24,560 you. Smell it. 86 00:06:25,660 --> 00:06:27,120 It doesn't smell like memories. 87 00:06:27,980 --> 00:06:30,140 It smelled like NSYNC in the 90s. 88 00:06:31,020 --> 00:06:34,100 You're crazy. There's no way. Yes, I'm telling you. 89 00:06:35,660 --> 00:06:40,000 Okay, those boys, they look like our step-sons, Carlos and Jimmy. 90 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:42,200 There's no way. You're crazy. 91 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:48,520 Maybe you're right. Maybe I'm having a nervous breakdown. No, I'm right. I'm 92 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:50,500 telling you. This looks familiar. 93 00:06:51,340 --> 00:06:54,540 Those boys are up to something, and I'm going to get down to the bottom of this. 94 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:56,640 You know what? I know how to fix this. 95 00:06:57,870 --> 00:06:59,830 Jimmy, Carlos, come here. 96 00:07:00,730 --> 00:07:02,950 Me and Venus need to talk to you. 97 00:07:06,130 --> 00:07:07,490 Mom, what now? 98 00:07:07,830 --> 00:07:09,890 Don't let me. Come sit down. Come on, boy. 99 00:07:10,750 --> 00:07:11,749 Right here. 100 00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:12,750 Come on. 101 00:07:14,590 --> 00:07:16,750 Does this look familiar? 102 00:07:18,490 --> 00:07:23,730 No. I mean, yeah. We wore them earlier. 103 00:07:23,950 --> 00:07:24,950 Yeah. 104 00:07:25,630 --> 00:07:28,050 You're funny. What are you doing downstairs anyway? 105 00:07:28,350 --> 00:07:30,050 Huh? What are you doing downstairs? 106 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:32,350 Classified information. 107 00:07:33,750 --> 00:07:36,230 Classified my ass. What were you guys really doing downstairs? 108 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:38,970 What the hell, Mom? I'm getting my business. 109 00:07:39,370 --> 00:07:40,370 It's classified. 110 00:07:40,630 --> 00:07:41,850 It's nothing to worry about. 111 00:07:42,410 --> 00:07:44,670 I definitely have something to worry about. 112 00:07:45,150 --> 00:07:46,410 Where did you get it from, Jimmy? 113 00:07:47,330 --> 00:07:48,330 Uh... Carlos? 114 00:07:48,490 --> 00:07:49,550 You got it for me. 115 00:07:49,810 --> 00:07:51,710 You can get me all my clothes, Mom. Come on. 116 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:54,610 Very funny. Put it on. 117 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:55,719 Put it on. 118 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:56,359 Get dressed. 119 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:58,920 Don't talk back. I just took it off. I thought you were going to wash it. Don't 120 00:07:58,920 --> 00:07:59,960 talk back. Put it on. 121 00:08:00,780 --> 00:08:02,000 Come on, son. Put it on. 122 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:06,020 I mean, I guess. 123 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:07,400 Honey, here goes nothing. 124 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:13,820 See, Venus? I told you. 125 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:15,460 Look. It's them. 126 00:08:15,900 --> 00:08:16,900 The makeover. 127 00:08:18,100 --> 00:08:19,100 No, no. 128 00:08:19,260 --> 00:08:21,660 No. Are you kidding me? It doesn't smell. 129 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:23,660 Yes, Venus. I'm telling you. 130 00:08:24,090 --> 00:08:25,450 The clothes you don't remember? 131 00:08:26,050 --> 00:08:27,910 There's no way. The smell. 132 00:08:28,490 --> 00:08:30,010 How can you not forget? 133 00:08:31,330 --> 00:08:35,429 How can you not forget the guy you lost your virginity to, Venus? 134 00:08:36,309 --> 00:08:41,730 It's been 18 years. I just, I can't believe it. It doesn't make any sense. 135 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:45,470 I know it'll make sense. 136 00:08:46,910 --> 00:08:48,510 Jimmy, show us your cock. 137 00:08:50,690 --> 00:08:52,450 I will never forget that cock. 138 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,220 Yeah, I have to see it. 139 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:55,880 What? Mom, no. 140 00:08:56,260 --> 00:08:59,020 Don't disrespect me. I'm not showing it. I don't want to hear your back talk. 141 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:00,120 Pull down your pants. 142 00:09:00,660 --> 00:09:03,600 What do you mean? I'm not just going to pull out my dick in front of you and 143 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:04,600 Venus and Carlos. 144 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:05,599 No back talk. 145 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:07,000 No fucking way. I want to see your talk. 146 00:09:08,220 --> 00:09:10,520 Listen to your mother, young man. Do as I say. 147 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:13,620 Help me. 148 00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:16,480 Yeah, just do it. I have to see it. 149 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:18,080 All right, okay, okay. 150 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:19,259 Here goes nothing. 151 00:09:19,260 --> 00:09:20,260 You ready? 152 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:23,960 All right, you guys asked for it. Yes, we did. Pull it out. 153 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:29,140 I told you. 154 00:09:30,860 --> 00:09:31,960 Carlos, stand up. 155 00:09:32,420 --> 00:09:33,420 Carlos, stand up. 156 00:09:34,300 --> 00:09:37,980 Venus wants to see it. I gotta see it. I gotta know. 157 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:38,739 Are you sure? 158 00:09:38,740 --> 00:09:42,340 Yes. We have to see it. We have to see it. We need to find out. Not at all. 159 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:43,440 Yes. 160 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:45,480 I told you. 161 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:47,480 Same cock. 162 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:51,320 I can't stand two cocks from 18 years ago. 163 00:09:51,580 --> 00:09:52,580 It is. 164 00:09:53,940 --> 00:09:54,940 Oh, my gosh. 165 00:09:55,460 --> 00:09:56,920 I told you. 166 00:09:57,620 --> 00:09:58,620 They are. 167 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:05,720 We've been searching for these dicks for 18 years. 18 long years. Very long 168 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:08,280 years. I don't want to do it again. 169 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:12,340 I mean, I don't think they'd be opposed to it. 170 00:10:12,660 --> 00:10:14,660 I don't know, Mom. That's kind of weird. 171 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,040 Yeah. 172 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:17,680 I mean. 173 00:10:17,910 --> 00:10:19,810 It won't be weird if we quit, right? 174 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:22,370 Right? 175 00:10:24,990 --> 00:10:26,430 Yeah, I guess not. 176 00:10:28,070 --> 00:10:30,250 I think it's glitch, I think. 177 00:10:31,210 --> 00:10:32,210 Yeah, 178 00:10:32,790 --> 00:10:33,790 I guess so. 179 00:10:34,570 --> 00:10:36,170 It's not like we haven't done it before. 180 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:48,480 Thank you. 181 00:11:17,540 --> 00:11:18,620 Oh, shit. 182 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:26,500 Fuck. You guys 183 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:27,500 are getting better at this. 184 00:11:30,860 --> 00:11:32,800 We've had 18 years of practice. 185 00:12:00,660 --> 00:12:03,460 Oh, my 186 00:12:03,460 --> 00:12:09,760 God. 187 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:21,770 I've been looking for that dick all the past 18 years. 188 00:12:46,190 --> 00:12:47,750 Is it as sloppy as you remember? 189 00:12:48,170 --> 00:12:49,170 Wow. 190 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:53,110 That's even better than I remember. Holy shit. 191 00:12:55,090 --> 00:12:56,090 Wow, 192 00:12:59,510 --> 00:13:01,810 I can't believe I went in 18 years for that. 193 00:13:02,090 --> 00:13:03,510 I miss that car. 194 00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:19,700 Thank you. 195 00:14:02,230 --> 00:14:05,510 Oh my god. 196 00:14:06,810 --> 00:14:09,010 You make me feel like a teenager again. 197 00:14:57,060 --> 00:14:59,560 Oh, and treat me like the slut that your little bride was. 198 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,220 So much better than I remember. 199 00:15:31,740 --> 00:15:33,500 Feels like it was just yesterday. 200 00:15:34,220 --> 00:15:36,220 No, that one was like ten minutes ago. 201 00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:42,300 Yeah, 202 00:15:50,220 --> 00:15:52,160 take off those dorky fucking clothes. 203 00:15:57,540 --> 00:16:01,900 I love you. 204 00:16:47,820 --> 00:16:50,260 your tongue. I want to see if it's as good as I remember it. 205 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:51,640 Right, Janice? 206 00:16:54,420 --> 00:16:57,160 I want to see if your tongue is as good as we remember. 207 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,600 Yeah, let's see. 208 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:17,760 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 209 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:26,160 Oh, yeah, just like that. Oh, yeah. Okay, just like that. 210 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:56,240 re-enter that clock. 211 00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:04,220 Anything my son's called. 212 00:24:59,020 --> 00:25:00,520 Why am I digging your mouth? That's weird. 213 00:25:00,820 --> 00:25:02,220 Oh, I just want to taste it. 214 00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:04,600 Put it back in there. 215 00:25:04,860 --> 00:25:05,839 Oh, fuck, yeah. 216 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:06,840 Let's go. 217 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:08,960 Oh, they're tiny. 218 00:25:10,060 --> 00:25:12,420 Oh, fuck. 219 00:25:12,860 --> 00:25:14,480 Oh, this is bad. 220 00:25:15,540 --> 00:25:16,660 Oh, fuck. 221 00:25:17,780 --> 00:25:20,080 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. 222 00:25:20,340 --> 00:25:21,520 Oh, fuck. 223 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,160 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. 224 00:25:23,580 --> 00:25:24,580 Oh, 225 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:26,520 fuck. 226 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:37,720 Yeah. 227 00:26:10,980 --> 00:26:13,960 Oh, my. Mom, that's weird. What are you doing? 228 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:19,500 I just want to taste it. I want to remember how it tastes. 229 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:45,200 like that. 230 00:26:47,100 --> 00:26:49,340 You're doing such a great job, son. 231 00:27:54,820 --> 00:27:58,320 I think that's a great idea, Joey. 232 00:27:58,860 --> 00:28:02,460 Oh, come on. Come on. 233 00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:04,520 Just like last time. 234 00:28:05,380 --> 00:28:06,780 Because it's so weird. 235 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,260 No, I don't think so. 236 00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:37,500 18 years ago. You 237 00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:43,540 have blonde hair. 238 00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:46,120 You're right, and I have more experience. 239 00:29:01,980 --> 00:29:03,460 Tastes just like I remember. 240 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,320 That tastes just like we remember. 241 00:29:21,020 --> 00:29:24,940 I want to see what it feels like inside. 242 00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:29,600 It feels just like I remember. 243 00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,960 Oh, my God. 244 00:31:12,970 --> 00:31:13,970 I remember. 245 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,320 So good. 246 00:33:56,060 --> 00:33:57,100 Oh, please. 247 00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:59,200 Oh, my God. 248 00:36:32,590 --> 00:36:33,590 Thank you. 249 00:37:32,460 --> 00:37:33,460 Just like that, son. 250 00:39:45,670 --> 00:39:46,670 Mommy? 251 00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:52,320 Just give it to me. 252 00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:13,440 Big mommy milkers. 253 00:44:53,710 --> 00:44:54,990 like big fucking mommy. 254 00:45:30,410 --> 00:45:31,410 Thank you. 255 00:46:17,580 --> 00:46:19,680 Mm-hmm. 256 00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:30,660 Oh, my God. 257 00:50:05,980 --> 00:50:07,100 Oh, shit. 258 00:50:07,900 --> 00:50:09,440 Where did the time go? 259 00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:14,400 I think you guys' sisters are about to be back from cheerleading practice. 260 00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:16,000 Yeah. Sisters. 261 00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:18,880 Yeah. You guys have sisters. 262 00:50:27,530 --> 00:50:29,350 Happy 18th birthday, sweetheart. 263 00:50:29,790 --> 00:50:31,310 Happy birthday, babe! 264 00:50:31,810 --> 00:50:33,870 Happy birthday to you too, slut! 265 00:50:34,090 --> 00:50:37,330 I'm sorry I couldn't be there to celebrate with you, but there's a reason 266 00:50:37,330 --> 00:50:40,310 why I chose this weekend to leave town and leave you with this letter. A 267 00:50:40,310 --> 00:50:45,410 present? The truth is that Sergeant Miles is not your biological father. 268 00:50:45,830 --> 00:50:49,370 The truth of who your real father is is even stranger still. 269 00:50:49,830 --> 00:50:50,830 Love, Mom. 17956