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Yeah?

What's up?

Why don't you come over here?

Like, standing at the door.

What's going on?

Nothing just hanging up You got your damn whiteboard

again, I don't understand why you're always so fucking nervous

I

Know you're shy I can I can tell

So, what do you got going on today?

You're going on a date?

What are you going to do, bring the whiteboard?

Are you going to sit there and write to him on a whiteboard the whole time?

How the fuck are you going to go on a date with this guy?

It's so funny.

You want to get out of your shell, but you can't go on a date with a

whiteboard.

What do you need help with?

You want advice for your date?

Well, for starters, you could start by throwing out the whiteboard and actually

having a conversation with the guy.

Where'd you even meet this guy at?

You met him at school.

And somehow you guys exchanged...

What'd you do? Give him your number on the whiteboard?

That's so funny.

He asked you?

So you wrote it down instead of saying it?

You just typed it in his phone?

Bye.

Gotcha.

Huh.

Are you excited about the date?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah? Mm-hmm.

Well, for starters, you could start by ditching the whiteboard and actually

talking to him. I think the host at dinner would probably, like, look at you

funny, like, what the fuck is wrong with this girl?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Um, let me, let me think.

I don't know, having a conversation with him, getting to know what he likes.

Show some of your personality, maybe.

Be yourself, but not, like, too much of yourself.

Because, like, honestly, if a girl brought a whiteboard to a dinner date

with me, I'd be like, what the fuck?

Like, she's insane.

advice with something else.

What else do you need advice with? So you don't need advice about a guy?

Okay.

Damn, you don't even gotta go to the gym with the way you race on my board.

Sounds like there's a fucking car in my room.

You need advice on how to fuck? What the fuck?

You need advice on that?

You want to fuck a guy? But you're talking to him through a whiteboard?

And you want advice? I'm your stepbrother. What the fuck? I can't give

you advice about sex.

You know how weird that is?

You know how weird it is that you're so shy that you talk to us through a

whiteboard?

Barely even talk to mom.

Everyone's like, oh, what's wrong with your sister? What's wrong with your

sister? And so they don't get mad at me. I'm just like, uh, she only knows sign

language. I don't know.

They're like, is she a mute?

I'm like, no, she's not a mute.

But I need to practice with a guy I know.

A guy you know?

Like who?

What the f... You want to practice sex with me?

Yeah, kind of.

What are you... That's wrong.

I... I don't need people at school calling me a hillbilly motherfucker.

Sister fucker.

This is weird.

This is weird. Do you want me to have sex with you? You want to have sex?

I don't know.

That's like drawing the fucking line.

What are you going to do? Moan through the whiteboard?

Okay, write it down. Let me know the reasons why you think this is such a

good idea for a sad sex.

Because I'm not convinced.

This is, like, wrong.

Yeah, it could be fun, but you barely talk.

How am I going to know if you like it or not?

You're just going to be like... There's just going to be silence.

What are you going to do? I'm moaning on the whiteboard while I'm fucking you?

I can't believe I'm even entertaining this. This is fucking insane.

You think you'll open up to me?

Why me?

Me of all people you'd open up to. I don't understand that. I need to know.

I trust you and you're kind of hot.

Kind of?

So I'm kind of ugly too?

No.

God, asshole.

Oh, yeah, nice save.

I mean, you're hot, too.

I think you're sexy.

Thanks. But, like, I don't know. I just feel like it's wrong. I don't know. I

don't want to get us in trouble or anything.

Or maybe you're just, like, fucking with me.

Okay,

if you're so serious, then pull them out.

Pull what out?

Take your shirt off.

Oh.

Right now?

Mm-hmm.

I'm all over it.

Wanna see it?

See what?

My cock.

Yeah.

Kind of. Really.

Come here.

Get comfortable.

Come on, lay down. Lay on your side.

Swing your, swing your butt up that way. I want to see it behind you.

Yeah, like that.

There.

Play with me.

What, are you on your own?

Yeah.

It's big.

Kind of.

You can

play

with the balls too.

It's not that bad is it?

No.

So do you want to practice?

Yeah.

Pick it up.

Like that?

Can I

just

lick

it messy?

They do?

Thank you.

I keep spinning on it.

Does that feel good?

Mm-hmm.

Okay. Good.

Can you use your other hand too?

Both of them?

Okay.

It's kind of fun.

You want a nice first date, don't you?

Yeah.

Thank you.

Fun. Yeah.

No hands?

It's so big.

Hmm.

You don't seem so shy now.

I mean, I'm a little shy still.

Just warming up.

Warming up? Yeah.

Maybe. Maybe.

I think I do.

You think you do?

I know I do.

You know you do? Yeah.

Are you wet?

Yeah. Yeah?

I think so.

You should take your shirt off.

Okay.

You want me to get on top?

Yeah.

really good.

Yeah.

I think that's the most I've ever heard you talk.

Yeah, I like it.

Maybe,

I don't know.

It's kind of fun, I think.

Yeah? Yeah.

I mean, do you like it?

Mmm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh

Oh.

This is crazy.

I can't swim.

Why don't you look over here?

Oh my god.

Yeah? Yeah.

This feels really good.

um um

uh uh

Fuck.

Oh my God.

Fuck, your pussy feels so fucking good.

You want to bend over?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Spread your legs.

how to clean up yeah yeah but i like that yeah you can just say i'm a fucking

insane it's a possibility