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Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.

You look so pretty. You must be so excited for your big day.

Oh, I wish I was getting married.

I can't seem to find a man. I don't know what it is.

I've tried so hard. I've tried absolutely everything.

I've tried, you know, these websites and this speed dating thing, and I just

don't know what I'm doing wrong.

I even let one guy put it in my butt, you know, and he still left me. I mean,

what else can I do? I mean, I give the butt up and he still goes. I mean, you

know, I mean, I told him I love him after like a day, but that doesn't

really matter, though, does it? I mean...

You know, everyone likes to feel like they're loved and everything. I don't

know, maybe I'm coming on too strong, though.

Maybe I should be a bit more aloof, you know. I don't really know.

But I'm going to keep trying because I'm sure there's someone out there for me.

There's someone out there for everyone, isn't there? I mean, you've got Danny.

You know, maybe you can introduce me to, like, one of Danny's partners or

something, you know. I mean, that would be awesome. Then we could go on, like,

double dates.

And then maybe we'll have babies and have playdates. And wouldn't that be

awesome?

Yeah.

You know what? I need to...

You know what? It's a little hot in here, so I'm just going to go that way.

I'm going to go in the other room. Okay.

Well, if you need anything, I'll send it.

I'm right here. Okay, great. Thank you.

Always the makeup artist, never the bride.

Thank you very much. Thank you very much. You're very kind.

Yeah, yeah, I am too, man. But hey, I've got to tell you one thing. I brought AJ.

Why?

Why? How many times has she cheated on you this time this week?

Hey, guys.

Hey, how you doing? Hi, how are you?

Yeah, good, thank you. Good to know.

Ariana.

How you doing?

Great to see you.

So, Alex is just out the back.

You know, she's in, she's getting her make-up touched up and whatnot. So, you

know, it's a few hours to go, yeah. So, if you'd like to go and say hello.

Yeah, for sure.

Okay, I'll be right back. Okay.

What are you doing?

What do you mean? Why are you bringing a fucking turbo slut to my wedding? Hey,

hey, just watch your tongue out there, man. Come on, cut this expression.

That's fucking bad.

She is fucking, she's the biggest whore I've ever known.

Yeah. And I've known some whores. Yeah, we've had both.

Yeah, exactly. And you've been the biggest one.

Look, we had a fucking, you know.

I'm sorry, I know you love her and all the rest of it, but she's a bit of a

handful. You don't know whose dick you're fucking smuggling off of her

breath. You know what I mean?

It could be anyone. Come on, dude. Watch your fucking tongue. Come on, come on.

It's okay, dude. We're here as a couple.

This is her friend, isn't it? Jesus Christ.

What? I mean, Jesus Christ, you've been told about slut to the wedding. You need

to go and check on her. Yeah, make sure that she's not fucking... I'm going to

get my little... Sorry about this.

You know, AJ's just, you know, always cheating on my buddy.

So, I mean, what's wrong with someone just being a little funny sometimes?

What are you doing?

You come to my wedding and you're acting like this.

Just goes to prove my point. You're fucking slut as well.

Well, sometimes I am.

What?

You're taking liberties now.

I'm getting married in a couple of hours, you understand? Yeah, I do

understand. Four hours, four hours and fifteen minutes. Listen.

But, you know, you're not married yet.

No, I'm not married yet. But I will be later on today.

You know, so, whoa, listen.

Let's go talk.

Let's go talk.