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First

round.

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>> One, two,

The big

running of the Livingston family and

there they go.

Oh no. Oh no. Look.

>> Oh no.

What's happening? Oh no.

Oh no.

All right.

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>> Oh, the Easter Bunny went crazy over

here.

>> Larry.

>> All right, time's on. I want everything

holiday.

>> Oh, but then you wouldn't appreciate it.

>> Oh, mommy, there'd be just that much

more to appreciate.

>> You're not setting a very good

>> 41 42 M P L E.

>> You taught them how to spell.

>> Their father, I took Nibbor and Elib to

a secret place beneath the pier. And

what do you think they found there?

>> A submarine.

>> A time machine. You worry too much,

Mommy.

>> Back to the dinosaurs.

>> Well, that's tomorrow's story. Good

night, my sweet girl. Good night, my

Billy boy.

>> You stay up too late, Nene. I'm telling

your doctor.

>> Good night.

>> Good night, Billy boy.

>> Good night, Daddy.

>> See you in the morning. See you in the

evening. See you in the summer time.

you all right?

>> We have to have a talk.

>> What about

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>> us?

>> Us.

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Daddy.

>> Okay, here we are with me.

>> All right, go ahead, Pety. Show George's

new home.

>> Hey, what room do they want this thing

in?

>> Okay, time for bed.

>> It's been a long day.

>> Can we just play one hideand go seek

game?

>> 2 minutes.

>> Okay.

>> Who's hiding?

>> We are.

>> One, two,

>> three, four, five.

Count slower.

>> Seven

8 9

10.

Okay, here I come. Anyone around my base

is in.

>> There's a secret panel in this room.

Here.

Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Here.

Here. Here.

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Look at this. Happy new century. January

1st, 1900.

A family just like us welcomed in the

new century in this very room.

>> I bet there are ghosts in this house.

>> If there are, they're cozy, friendly

ghosts who watch over us.

>> Why?

>> Because we love their house.

Mom, will we live in this house forever?

>> Maybe your daddy and I will. You and

Pety will go off and get married and

have houses of your own.

>> We'll always come back for Thanksgiving

and Christmas.

>> And you'll bring your children with you.

>> And we'll introduce them to all the

friendly ghosts.

>> And everybody and every spirit in this

house

would be happy.

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What would you do if I could never give

another concert?

>> That's not going to happen.

Your hand's getting better all the time.

>> That's not an answer to my question.

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Happy wedding day, my love.

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[Applause]

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Look at that.

I can't believe you did it.

We spoke to him last night, you know,

and he was actually comforting us. He

said his left hand had to become

paralyzed again in the middle of a

concert in order to squeeze a drop of

human feeling from those awful London

critics.

He he said he sent you home to reassure

the children and he was staying a few

days

to get himself together.

Did the children know they're in school?

Then I said,

"You have your whole wonderful life

ahead of you." And then he said, "Sure,

I can always write movie music. After

all, you don't need two hands to pick up

an Academy Award." And we all laughed.

He asked me to leave the sleeping hills.

It's

>> my turn to walk.

I know, but you forgot to feed him last

night and had

>> Don't do that to yourself.

>> Oh, we hear me.

>> Hi, sister.

>> You want me to stay?

>> Hi, Mom.

>> Hi, Mom.

>> Hi,

>> Hi, sweetheart. I'm at home all day if

you need me. Here.

>> Come on.

>> Pety, don't forget to clean after

George. You always forget and we're

going to get fine.

>> Georgie poe, come here.

Mommy,

what's wrong?

>> Mommy,

>> I'm sorry that I woke you up.

>> Careful of your hands.

>> I'll divide them between Katie's room

and mine.

You want to crawl into my bed the way

you used to?

>> I practically had to force Petey to stop

practicing last night.

>> I think he's trying to make up for all

the practicing he didn't do when daddy

was alive.

>> Mom.

>> Mhm.

>> Did you ever look like me?

Your body is just like your

grandmother's.

She was so disappointed when I didn't

get her around her lines.

How I long to be full breasted.

You wouldn't like it. It's embarrassing.

Daddy always said I grew up look just

like you. Well,

>> I'd much rather you grew up to look just

like yourself.

Oh, mom. Oh, cat.

Oh, how would I have gotten by without

you?

>> Hello,

>> Mary.

>> Oh, Joe. What is it?

>> The kids aren't going to be on TWWA.

They're on the British Airways, the

Concord.

Morty got them a raid through the

company. Oh, all right.

>> It arrives at 900 a.m.

>> I'll be there.

>> You know, Nene asked me what she should

send you as a wedding present. I had to

say, you know, I'm not the bride

Larry.

>> Good luck.

>> Bye.

>> Thanks.

Goodbye, Joe.

Well, she hasn't exactly withered away,

has she?

I hate to say it, but it looks like

separation agrees with her.

>> Look, she's one of my oldest friends,

but she's hardly irreplaceable.

Now there's an attractive woman. Beth,

come and take our picture.

>> Good me.

>> Listen to me. The woman is a saint. And

a saint is the only kind of woman who

have anything to do with you.

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>> Beth Goodwin. This is Larry Livingston.

Larry shrinks with Martin at Hayes

Williamson where you can't tell the

doctors from the patients.

>> We met here. Oh yeah,

Beth is a terrific photographer. Would

be a household word by now if she hadn't

devoted her entire life to her family.

Sydney,

>> she's also a wonderful woman.

>> And he's a [ __ ] so I'm sure you'll be

very happy.

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I'm trying to guess which one of us is

more embarrassed.

>> May I have everyone's attention, please?

The big secret that Sydney wants me to

reveal is it's our 20th anniversary.

>> Sydney was so afraid I'd spend it at the

hospital that she invited all of you to

keep me home.

>> My husband, Dr. Simental,

we asked you all here because

you sweated out those years we tried to

make a baby,

and you were great.

You made us godp parentents, the

runner-up award of the infertile. As

each month we held our breath and waited

for that one brief shining fertile

moment,

thermometer at hand. To this day, all

Martin has to do is hold up a

thermometer. And panting wildly, I run

into his arm.

So, we threw in the towel and by God,

look what we won. Five great kids. And

each our hearts out. They could all

speak a foreign language.

>> Anyone interested in the soap opera

rights, contact my lawyer, please.

>> Meanwhile, eat, drink, and celebrate

with us.

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And so maybe the cat time has not been

unkind to my dear.

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>> This is Jack Marlo. This is um

>> Hi.

>> How do you do?

>> I recognize you from your pictures.

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>> How you been?

>> Good.

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I'm taking the kids skiing this weekend.

Oh,

>> I wanted to take him up to see Nene

>> if that's all right with you.

>> That's all right. I'll take him again

next weekend.

>> Thank you.

>> Good to see you.

>> Huh?

>> Bye.

Hey, how about a little uh dind one

night this week?

>> I can't. I'm so busy. You know, I'm

going to leave for Europe next week.

>> Yeah.

>> You know, new ads, same old thing.

>> It's on to you.

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>> You're getting one of your headaches?

>> No.

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>> All right. Well, bage.

>> All right. Listen, everybody. You're not

going to eat till we dance. Okay. Come

on. Get up.

Oh, Buster. Dr. Buster,

but you know, there is nothing more

unlovable than a man who's lost his

permanent.

Sorry.

>> You okay?

>> Little migraine.

>> Little one. There's no such thing.

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Are you are you here with anyone?

If you like, I'll take you home.

It's possible we're related.

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Walk for a while.

[Applause]

Now you've unfured.

>> You've stopped aspiring.

Thank you

>> for what? You saved my ass.

>> You had a more extensive headache than I

thought.

>> Sorry for the vulgarity.

>> I was thanking you for saving mine.

>> Good night.

>> Good night.

>> I could use a little night cap. Uh,

>> would you like a little night cap?

>> How do you know?

>> Hey, darling. Woohoo!

>> This is George, the loudest dog for

square inch squirrel.

>> Katie, George,

>> call George.

>> George, come here.

>> George, come here.

>> Hi, sweetheart.

>> Oh, great. Mom, you're home.

>> This is Larry Livingston. This is my

daughter, Kathy.

>> Hi.

>> Hi, I'm Katie.

>> Hello. I thought we had an agreement you

wouldn't practice the cello after 10:00.

>> You want me to get you some ice or

something?

>> I want you to go to bed.

>> What do you do, Larry?

>> Petey,

>> I'm a psychiatrist, I'm afraid.

>> Mom sent me to one of those once, but I

didn't like it much.

>> Didn't like it? You refused to go.

>> You didn't go to Andover, did you?

>> No.

>> Good night, Kathy.

>> Good night, Mom.

>> I'm going there next year.

>> Okay. Good night. See you around. Maybe

sometime.

>> Night.

>> Good night.

>> What about that night cap? We have

vodka, scotch, gin, cognac.

>> Oh, I never drink after a migraine.

>> Coffee.

>> Those kids

sure seem relieved to get you back home.

>> When you lose one parent, you keep

waiting for the other one to fall. Pety,

we agreed.

>> Well, that's a new one. A kid who

practices too much.

>> You mind if I see your work?

>> My work?

>> Your uh photographs?

>> I do bar mitzvah, weddings, friends

anniversary, bread and butter.

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>> Why do you want to see my photograph?

>> Why are you surprised?

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First man who's ever asked.

>> Would you rather I requested a sample of

your baking?

>> Whoa.

>> This is a a portfolio of my husband.

For the last two years of his life, he

suffered from chronic paralysis of his

left hand.

That was going to be part of a

photographic essay of his recovery and

comeback.

But the paralysis returned.

>> These are wonderful photographs.

>> He was a wonderful subject.

What?

>> I'm thinking of Sydney's reaction when I

tell her we spent the evening looking at

photographs of my late husband.

>> God damn it, Beth. That's no way to

attract a man.

>> Exactly.

>> Well, you cared about your husband.

That's uh

that's hardly unattractive.

Don't romanticize me because my husband

died.

>> All right.

Well,

>> if it isn't the world's champion

son-in-law.

>> I wouldn't call, but I didn't want to

give you the chance of saying no. Well,

I can't remember the last time I said

no. On the other hand, I can't remember

the last time someone asked.

>> You're missing your nightly news.

>> Oh, what happened to the world if I

missed my nightly news?

>> It's Joe. It's Joe.

some tear

to feel alive.

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I've asked Joe for a divorce.

>> What was her reaction?

>> She

cried adorably, insisted I take her out

to dinner.

She reminisced about the good times and

I took her home. She cried adorably

again. One of the most sentimental

evenings of our marriage.

>> Next morning, she called me bright and

early to

see if I could come over so we could

break it to the kids.

>> How did they react?

>> Like a trapper in the Arctic smashing

baby seals.

If only you'd given her more time.

>> For what? More comparison tests with the

competing products.

>> You have one great flaw. Your jealousy.

>> My avoidant jealousy has turned out to

be a precise evaluation of the truth.

>> Distrust can be a self-fulfilling

prophecy.

>> Did I stop her from becoming missontier

even though I meant to be traveling half

the time? One minute you'd tell her how

proud of her you were, and the next that

she'd sold her birthright for a mess of

powder.

>> That's not a bad line. If you like

irony,

>> your best line sent daggers through your

wife.

>> It's been suggested that I resort to

irony when I'm insecure.

>> Out of all the men who wanted her, she

chose you. Why were you so insecure?

I had Miss All America sleeping in my

bed. I just could not believe my luck.

>> Call me an old witch,

>> but I still think you'll get back

together.

>> Yeah.

Hi there.

>> Hi.

>> What are you doing here?

>> I help out one afternoon a week. Bring

books for the patients. That kind of

thing.

>> Sydney calls it conscience work. How

come I've never seen here before?

>> Perhaps you weren't looking.

>> You in line for the phone?

>> I need to let my kids know that I'm

going to be late because of the storm.

>> Why don't you use the phone in my

office?

>> Thank you.

>> Yeah, I I really have been meaning to

call you. Uh not that I think you're

waiting by the phone, but

>> Oh, no. Not for a year.

>> A year?

>> Sydney and Martin have another

anniversary next month.

What do you know?

>> I'm fine. Just sitting out the storm at

the hospital. Don't wait for me for

dinner.

Bye.

You must understand it was the illness

speaking, not your wife. Well, if you'd

like me to speak to your children, just

tell me. I I know how traumatic this

must be for them. Of course. Bring him

in to see me tomorrow.

You have my home number anytime that you

feel you want to talk. Please don't

hesitate.

I'm sorry. I wish I could have spared

you this.

Goodbye now.

>> You're a nice man.

and during office hours

11 months. I can't believe it. Last time

I told a woman I was going to call and

didn't for that long.

>> You're a funny man.

>> Funny. Weird.

That's why I became a psychiatrist. I

wanted company.

Excuse me for a moment.

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Paging Mrs. Beth Goodwin. Telephone call

for Mrs. Goodwin.

>> Hello.

>> Hello, Mrs. Goodwin. This is Dr.

Livingston here. I thought it might be a

good time to call and I was wondering if

you'd like to take a walk in the ring.

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Could you wait a moment while I check my

calendar?

>> Of course.

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Dr. Livingston,

>> maybe we should um

trust those first instincts that told

you not to call.

Why?

>> You're in better shape than you were 11

months ago. And so I think am I.

We don't need anything that will

interfere with our recuperations.

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>> I'll just walk you home and say good

night.

I mean it.

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Son of a [ __ ]

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I'd ask you in

>> Oh, no. We promised.

Good night.

>> Do you uh

do you like spaghetti prima vera?

>> Spaghetti prima vera? Yeah, I make a

dynamite spaghetti crea.

Friday night, my place, dinner,

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arriving from London for connecting

flights in New York, please check in at

the British Airways information counter.

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London connected flights in New York.

Please check in at the British Airways

information.

>> You made it, huh?

>> There they are.

>> Hello.

>> Hello.

>> Okay.

Want everybody to meet everybody.

Robin and Billy. This is Kathy and

Petey. And Beth, the big one, is my

bride for be.

>> Hi.

>> Are we glad to see you?

>> Robin.

>> So, tell him I'm not such a monster to

live with.

>> He's not such a monster.

>> Well, that wasn't exactly what I had in

mind.

He hardly ever beats us. Isn't that

right, Billy?

>> Hardly.

>> All right. Truth.

>> So, Billy, what do you like to do?

>> Play soccer and play baseball.

>> Really? That's great. Maybe one day we

could play catch in the park. Me and

your dad, we always play catch.

You know what? In a couple of hours,

we're going to be brothers.

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Wow.

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[Applause]

So tear

to feel alive.

I really don't see why you're so upset.

All I said was that Joe happened to be

in town. We had a little bite of dinner

to go over the divorce and some dumb

columnist jumped to the conclusion there

had been a reconciliation.

Wasn't like we had a date. Exactly.

And what if it had been a date? I never

told you to stop seeing other men.

>> I still don't mean that much to you.

>> Oh, come on.

>> I knew you needed time.

Everyone said Joe did a job on you.

Don't blame Joe.

Her one great talent was seducing men.

Marriage interfered with her vocation.

>> It's always Joe.

>> Would you get out?

>> I really

>> I said get out.

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Heat. Heat.

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I proposed to you in writing.

>> Am I supposed to say thank you? All

right. Thank you.

>> It was nothing really. It's just been

overcoming terror, panic, total fear. Of

course, I do that all the time.

>> And you call that a proposal?

>> Yes, I call that a proposal. I call this

a confession, but I call that a

proposal. Yes. And your answer a

projection.

>> That is what this is really all about.

You will do anything to avoid one more

rejection. Even marry me.

>> On second thought, I take thank you

back.

I realize I should shut my mouth, but I

think you're nuts to turn him down.

>> I know that you think that Martin is an

ideal husband.

>> He is.

>> Well, he almost left me

because he thought he was a rotten one.

He thought an ideal husband should be

able to give his wife a child.

>> You said the problem was with you.

>> Well, it turns out his sperm count

wasn't up to snuff.

He told me to have artificial

insemination. I said I wasn't any

halfway girl.

They gave him some disgusting, awful

fish extract to increase his count. He

felt degraded because he rire of fish. I

said it was just his imagination, but in

truth it was like sleeping with a

mackerel.

The next thing I knew, I was finding

women's names and phone numbers in his

trousers, and he was smelling of the

perfume I'd given the nurses for

Christmas at the hospital.

He was screwing everything in sight

and uh making sure I knew about it. We

went through a lonely hell,

but we stuck it out. Thank God.

Larry responded to Joe dumping on him

the same way Martin did to his inability

to make a kid.

Every night he brought a different bimbo

to our house for dinner, who looked at

him with gaga eyes.

You know,

sometimes I think all that terrific mail

equipment just hangs there by a thread.

>> Hey, Mom.

>> Hi, honey.

>> Can I have a glass of milk?

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Can a cookie or two?

>> I just had a few more things I want to

say.

>> How did you get in?

>> I rang the doorbell. Pety opened it. Let

me in.

>> You are a [ __ ]

involving her in our affairs.

>> Beth.

Beth, I'm a [ __ ] But somehow, I've got

to prove to you that I am a [ __ ] in love

with you.

Now, you're going to have to hear me

out. And if you still don't want to see

me, I promise I'll never bother you

again. I I realize that I have been

impossible. Even

telling you in bed that I wasn't in

love, that's unforgivable.

>> Watch out. You're losing ground.

>> No, but don't you see,

sweetheart? No matter what I said, I

acted like a man in love. Otherwise, you

wouldn't have continued the affair.

>> Knock it off. Some people are going to

sleep.

>> Now, the tough part.

All I bring to you are a rotten odds,

a lack of confidence based on a rotten

batting average as a husband.

And with these gifts,

I'm asking for your hand in marriage.

That's the damnest proposal any woman

ever had.

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Lawrence Livingston,

do you take Beth Goodwin to be your

lawful wedded wife, to have and to hold,

to cherish till death do you part?

>> I do.

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So, you decided to have nothing more to

do with musicians, huh?

>> I'm on Beth's side of the family. I'm

her aunt Matilda.

>> Well, not exactly.

>> Listen, everybody.

>> We have an announcement to make. Pair up

the marriage paper. Beth has changed her

mind. She's going to marry me. After

all, what's a woman's life without a

great conductor? Shrinks you can rent by

the hour. Am I right?

>> I'm Sydney. I'm the friend I introduced.

>> Oh, and you are Larry's brother's wife,

>> Danny.

>> Dana, you're the nurse.

>> God, it's so great to see you two guys

together. I can't tell you. Sometimes I

wanted to bash your heads together.

>> Yes, I'm supposed to bingo.

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You're going to be happy this time. I

know it. I can feel it in my bones.

>> I should have consulted those bones of

yours the first time out.

>> Yeah. Beth got her two feet on the

ground. That's where you're going to be

happy.

>> Where do you expect to find them?

>> Gary, you always have to make a joke.

Huh? I was Beth's aunt by marriage. Oh,

that is the first marriage.

>> How did you and Frank meet?

>> We met in England. Your mother

is doing her best out there in Arizona.

It's just that she finds it so difficult

to make new friends. She's too proud.

>> He was teaching history at the American

school there.

>> Well, I thought he would become a

professor at a major university, but you

know, life is never turns out the way

you expect.

>> I think I should have protected you

more.

When you get my age, you think about

things like that.

>> Um, you see, I was um Peter's, uh, Peter

was Beth's first husband. Uh, I was

Peter's mother's sister, and so that

makes me

What does that make me?

>> I'd like to toast the happy couple.

When I look at that big lumx, I'm still

amazed that that's my Larry, the family

run.

>> Remember, mama?

>> Yeah.

>> Larry on his 14th birthday was small and

uh beardless

with a voice that was higher than his

mother. You remember?

>> Well, what he really wants to say is,

"Here's to the bride and groom." My very

word.

>> Thanks, Dad.

>> You know what time it is in London where

you guys came from?

>> What?

>> 11:30.

>> It's 5 hours.

That's why

>> Sarah wrote out some things for me to

say. I studied them, but I forgot.

How wonderful it is

to see happiness in this house.

Well, it's time for the comic relief.

Everyone knows that I'm just crazy about

families. I don't know why. Maybe it's

because I never had one. All the

families in the orphanage were on

television.

>> This is comic relief.

>> This is This is a warm-up.

>> Sydney.

>> Martin, please.

>> You are not accepting an award.

>> I'm I I'm trying to make a toast to

marriage.

After 20 years of being married, Sydney

finally gives it her approval.

>> Don't worry, I won't give it an allout

rave.

>> Martin and I have been sleeping in the

same bed so long that we don't remember

the next morning what we did the night

before or if it's like driving the same

place every day. You get there, but you

don't remember driving.

But

afterwards when we curl up,

I wouldn't trade that knee inside the

curve of mine for anyone's.

What can I wish you my dear old friends?

>> Half the happiness their marriage is

giving you.

>> Yes, that's good.

That's true.

Should all acquaintance

be forgot

and never

shut up. Come on and sing. It doesn't

matter. Sing. Everybody sing.

>> What can I say? this historic moment as

the first recipient of a wedding bagel

in the long romantic chronicle of man.

>> Now that you're married, you're kissing

me. The story of my life.

>> If it doesn't work out, you know where

to find me.

>> Well, yes, I do.

>> A bride and groom separated by a hole

they're about to fall through.

Talk about your average symbol.

>> I just left one very happy husband in

the cafeteria.

>> It's only tonight he gets hid by his new

family.

>> Are you referring to my favorite

godchildren?

>> The difference between the first and

second honeymoon is on the second one.

You think a lot about your kids.

>> Thank you. I'll worry.

Who worries you the most?

Kathy. I suppose

when Peter was alive, she prayed every

night to God. Well, I guess it was more

of a negotiation.

She would be the best little girl in the

world.

If he would fix her daddy's hand and

make him happy,

then he let her daddy kill himself.

One daddy gone and one perfect little

girl who takes it as her failure.

Not that Pety is any different.

>> I suspect he thinks that if he'd only

practiced more, his father would never

have died.

>> And you?

>> Me?

I am the one who failed.

From the time you were 20,

you gave him almost every waking moment

of your life.

What could you have done that you didn't

do?

You know, you wouldn't be this happy if

Peter were alive.

It's all right. It's not your fault.

How does Larry feel about the kids?

>> They're not his problem.

>> And is that why you came here to talk to

me?

To protect Larry from your kids

the way you protected Peter?

>> That's my job. I only wish I'd done it

better.

>> I wish you could be more forgiving of

yourself.

might set a good example for the kids.

>> Tough work being a happy, huh?

>> Larry, your socks are in the top left

drawer. Your undershirts and underpants

are in the top left. Your shirts in the

second and third.

>> Slow down, girl. I can't hear you now.

Where are my socks?

>> Top right.

>> Top right. Yes.

>> Your sweaters are on the top shelf.

>> Top shelf sweaters.

I put your toothbrush on the right. Mine

is on the left.

>> I want the left. No, but that's mine.

That's my side. You know that. You're

doing this on purpose.

>> There's a box on the left.

>> Oh, [ __ ]

>> Why?

>> Peter said this tie rack was designed by

someone who'd never worn a tie.

>> I'll get a new one.

Does it bother you living here?

>> If it does, we'll move. It's It's just

that

>> No, it represents security for the kids.

>> It bothers me a bit.

>> I'll start looking.

Sweetheart,

we have been married barely 2 weeks and

you're already stuck between your

husband and your kids.

>> Larry, Donny's leaving. He wants to say

goodbye.

>> Okay, I'll be down in a sec.

>> He wants to show you off. He's so proud

to have a father.

>> All right about moving. Let's give it a

little time. Okay.

Where'd you get those jeans?

George, stop being obnoxious.

>> Oh, that's all right. I just smell a

little wrong to his loyal canine nose.

Right, George?

>> Hi, Donnie.

>> Night. Morning.

>> Night, Jackie.

>> But I love you for believing in me. I

have to go. Bye.

>> Why is it that every time Jackie looks

at me, I feel my flies open? It's the

giggle. She suddenly started doing it

with me.

>> I know what it is. God, let me have it.

>> We just got married.

>> So,

>> we're doing it.

>> What?

>> A man and a woman in her parents' age if

they're doing it.

>> Can I believe that's what it is?

What a cozy little place to hide out

from the world.

Little quickie

deal.

>> Yes,

I'll do it whenever you want.

Oh,

not while the child is still awake.

And so family life begins.

Well, no more getting up at 2:30 in the

morning.

>> Who's that on the phone?

>> It was Bronnie.

>> It's the opportunity of a lifetime.

You're behaving like a housewife with a

hobby.

>> Hello, Bronnie. This is Larry. What's

going on?

>> Let me have it. life wants to hire her

to photograph my tour of Russia and she

she's afraid to go.

>> Uh, look, Bonnie, I don't know what's

going on, but uh, whatever it is, I

don't know what it is. We'll call you

back in the morning.

>> I'm very nervous about this tour. This

is my first time back in Russia, and I

need all the security I can get.

>> Don't we all?

You certainly have strange ideas about

what's not important.

only the opportunity of your life.

>> I thought that's what our marriage was.

>> Why should one prevent the other?

>> Let me ask you something.

as a psychiatrist.

>> Uhoh.

>> A woman tells you that her brand new

husband

was so burned by his first wife that he

swore he'd never take another. And now

the wedding band barely on her fingers,

she plans to go halfway around the world

and ditch him for a month.

How would you advise her?

>> Watch out for me.

Let me and I'll be a needy, greedy

bastard who will gobble up your life.

>> I can handle that.

>> I know you did it once before.

>> Don't blame Peter. He can't talk back.

>> He'll practice all night if I don't stop

him.

>> Let me take your

>> You really needed this.

You don't know how much.

>> Okay, put your head down now.

>> Larry, you were the first one I liked.

All the others would suck up and kill

me.

>> I knew they were just trying to impress

mom.

>> Well, I'm glad you gave him the heaveho.

Night night now.

>> Larry.

>> Hm.

>> What are you doing on April 23rd at 3

p.m.? April 23rd, 3 p.m.

>> It's Father's Sunday at school.

The fathers play baseball with the sons.

>> Ah, you really plan ahead.

>> You'll go?

>> Yeah, if you don't mind having a fumbler

for a stepdad,

>> Larry,

>> I'm glad I'm not going away to school.

>> Me too, pal.

>> Don't shut it all the way.

>> How's this? Just a little less.

A little more.

>> That's right.

>> Okay.

>> I hardly recognize myself. You made me

look so good.

Oh.

Well,

I think I'll have to save myself.

>> Night night.

>> You too.

>> See you in the morning. See you in the

evening. See you in the summer.

[Music]

Hallelujah.

[Music]

Daddy,

>> forgive me, sweetie. It's just me. It's

Larry.

>> I'm I'm sorry.

>> Uh I didn't mean to frighten you.

>> You didn't frighten me.

>> I couldn't sleep.

>> I was uh coming in to unpack my books.

>> Don't tell mom. Okay.

Hey, I bet you used to come in here at

night to be near your dad while he was

working. You'd fall asleep and when you

woke up, you found yourself in your

daddy's arms. He'd be carrying you to

bed.

>> How'd you know?

>> I did that with Robin.

I woke up and you weren't there and I

got frightened.

I want to move.

I think in the long run it'll be better

for the kids.

This is their father's house. It's

always going to be their father's house.

I'm not their father.

One other thing,

this trip to Russia,

you're 36 years old. Don't you think

it's time that you did something for

yourself?

These are suggested menus for all the

days that I'll be away. This lists

everything in the freezer.

Kathy's favorite foods are starred.

Offer, but don't expect that she'll eat

them. Important numbers: Dr.

Livingston's office, your secretary's

home, the kids' doctor, the dentist,

emergency room, the nearest hospital,

Kathy and Py schools, market, fish

market, butcher, the eye doctor, the

manager's office at the full harmonic.

They'll know where I am at all times.

That's it. Oh, good. How can I thank you

for staying?

I I've arranged for the real estate

agent to call Dr. Livingston's office.

She'll notify him when she wants to show

the house. Just be sure that it's at

times when the children are in school.

>> They'll have to find out sometime,

sweetheart.

Darling, it could be months before it

sells, and the children will be more

settled by then.

>> One thing I hadn't counted on was

Kathy's fantasy about going with me, cuz

you'd never let her get so close to me

after Peter died.

>> Sweetheart, you can't spend your life in

bondage to your guilt.

>> Do you want to bet?

>> Goodbye, Kathy.

She's gotten this crazy idea that if she

doesn't eat, she'll look like me.

>> I wanted big breasts like my mother, and

she wants small breasts like her mother.

>> Please prove somebody up there's got a

sense of humor.

>> What did I forget?

>> Is it possible that you want to miss

your plane?

>> Bye.

Oh, sweetheart.

I'll be back before you know it.

[Music]

Bye-bye, sweetheart.

My regards to

remember me to all red square. Oh,

stop. Wait,

we left you on the table.

>> I'll keep an eye on

>> What is it,

>> Larry? 86.

[Music]

Hallelujah.

You're down to normal.

Still think you got to stay home from

school though, just to be on the safe

side. Okay.

Olga's got the day off. Maybe I can

cancel some appointments.

>> I don't mind being alone.

Night night now.

>> Sorry for ruining your sleep.

>> This is an adventure. I love adventures.

>> Larry

>> H.

I love you.

>> I love you too, pal.

Oh dear.

>> Oh, thank you. You home from school with

a cold?

>> Who are you?

>> I'm showing the house. Can we take a

teensy look at your room?

>> How did you get in?

>> Your daddy secretary gave me the key.

Now, isn't this a perfect child's room?

And look at that wonderful storage

space.

>> There must be some sort of mistake.

>> Oh, sweetheart. We'll be out of your

hair in a minute.

>> This house is not for sale.

>> I love you, too.

[Music]

What's wrong?

>> There was a woman here today.

She said you were going to sell the

house.

>> That's not possible. She said your

secretary gave her the key.

[Music]

>> It's not your house.

>> I know. I know it's not my house.

beyond now.

>> Well, your mother and I thought that uh

I thought

that since we're starting a new life as

a family that it would be good if we

started it in a new place, place that

belonged to all of us.

>> You can't let strangers live in Daddy's

house.

If Robin and Billy's mother

finds a new husband, do you think it

would be fair to make him live in my old

house forever?

>> That's different.

>> You're divorced.

[Music]

Hey

Thank you God for sports.

>> Larry

>> Pety said we were moving.

Well, we uh

we we have been thinking about it.

Nothing definite yet, but uh

>> Why didn't mom tell me?

>> Well, she didn't want to worry you about

something that hasn't happened.

>> But we always talk things over.

>> She trusted me.

[Music]

Heat. Heat.

[Music]

Heat. Heat.

[Music]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

Hallelujah.

[Music]

[Music]

Hallelujah.

[Music]

Hallelujah.

[Music]

Sorry I'm so late.

>> We didn't know where PT is.

>> I've called all his friends, but

nobody's seen him since school.

>> Well, the storm has paralyzed the city.

He's uh

>> not like Pety. He always checks in with

me. He's obsessively on time.

What time was he due home? It's

>> 5:00.

It's after 9.

I think we should call the police.

>> Where have you been? You had us worried

sick.

>> I'm sorry. The other blue will

>> the bus I was supposed to take stopped

running.

>> The important thing is that you're safe.

The next important thing is to get out

of those wet clothes and into a hot

bath.

>> I don't know what your problem is, but

in 30 minutes we would have the entire

New York police force after you. The

entire New York police force has better

things to do than to look for me.

>> I am not letting you out of this room

until you tell me exactly where you've

been.

>> Knock it off. Okay. You've got no right

to torment him because he's late.

[Music]

[Music]

There you go.

[Music]

It was just right after I first met you

and started up group that I started

going out with this guy. And then this

Saturday,

he admitted to me that he's been seeing

her for the last week and a half.

And I just I don't know if I can trust

someone.

>> How long have you been seeing him?

>> Five weeks.

>> And you say he's trustworthy and loving

and care. And you've been seeing him for

5 weeks.

>> Yes. But every every day,

>> honey, what about your life?

>> What do you mean? What about my life?

>> Why is it that you know when when I come

in here, I'm always hearing about you

and this man, you and that man, you and

the man before that, the man before

this, the man before the one before the

one before. I mean, what do you do? Do

you have a life outside? I mean,

seriously, do you have a life?

>> Of course, I have a life outside. Are

you or is it dependent upon a man?

>> It's not dependent upon a man.

>> But it is.

>> I have my career as a teacher and that

makes me very happy. I'm talking about

someone who you trust, who you put your

faith in.

[Music]

When did your father leave?

>> I don't want to go into the

>> I'm talking about something now.

>> But when did your father leave home?

>> How old were you?

>> I was born. That's when he left.

>> Did you ever think that maybe you're

repeating a pattern here? My mother,

myself. Can you stop her from being the

psychiatrist?

>> I'm not trying to be the psychiatrist.

You know something you doing?

>> I'm listening, but I've been listening

to the same [ __ ] for the past six

weeks.

>> Exactly. And this is the same thing that

women are always doing. Why is their own

own happiness always reflected in their

relationship with somebody else? I mean,

it seems that every every time they just

want to grab on to you like this and

just I want to be part of you. I want to

be part of me for the last.

>> I certainly have.

>> Yes. And what have I been saying? I just

don't want a man controlling me anymore.

And and and

>> yeah,

>> sorry to bother you, Dr. Livingston, but

your stepdaughter Kathy Cole, she's been

picked up by the police for shoplifting

in Bloomingdales.

>> Blooming Dales.

>> Blooming Dales.

>> An emergency has come up and I'm going

to have to leave.

>> You've got an emergency.

>> Hi.

>> Great. No, you don't turn the phone. You

have the

[Applause]

Do you think we should talk?

Please,

not right now.

Humor me a little.

>> You've been under a lot of pressure

lately.

>> Like what?

>> For one, your mother just remarried.

So

>> I know how much she's depended on you

since your father died. Now here I come

and

you might say try to take your place.

Just when you think you're an adult,

you're expected to turn back into a

child. Abracadabra just like that.

To make it worse, you're told you're

very lucky.

>> Don't give me excuses.

I know I have no right to ask for

anything,

but

could you please not tell mom until she

comes back?

It's Mrs. Livingston

>> from Russia.

>> No, this desert one.

>> Joe,

>> Larry, we're in Maine. We all flew in

from London last night. It's Nene. Her

heart again. The doctor said it's just

giving out.

[Applause]

That's away. How much time have I got?

>> Well, they said it could be weeks or it

could be days, but she said I'm not

going till I get good and ready. And you

know our nin.

>> Can I speak to Robin and Billy?

>> Um, Morty took them out to a movie.

Well, uh, thank thank Morty for me for,

uh, being nice to my kids.

[Music]

I know, George. It's not my room.

This is not my house.

These are my kids. And you

are not my dog.

So, what the hell am I doing here?

Well,

this is going to be hard for you to

understand, George. You're so monogous.

One master, one mistress, one family.

Tell me, one interloper.

You see, George, human beings are

playing a lot of musical chairs.

Musical houses, musical families. It's

the name of the game. Musical families.

If I'm in your master's chair,

guy named Morty is in my chair. Some

other guy is most likely in old Mort's

chair.

Mort's got his chair.

Her family,

which doesn't matter because

now he's got my chair, my family.

So, who's on whose trial?

No. Who is on what's chair? With what's

family? What is on whose chair with

whose family? We all hit home runs. We

wound up in someone else's home.

We're all out

in the cold.

There's a moral, George. Never mix your

families or your metaphors

or your drinks.

Any other questions, Mr. locker.

[Music]

Somebody loves me.

[Music]

George.

Hello,

>> sweetheart.

>> Ah, darling. What a surprise.

>> I hope I'm not waking you.

>> No, no. How's mother Russia?

>> Fine.

>> How's everything there?

>> Are the kids all right?

>> Just fine.

>> Oh god, what a relief.

Oh, sweetheart.

You don't know what you've done for me.

>> I do.

>> I adore you.

>> Oh, here's Bronnie. He'd like to say

hello.

>> Larry, your wife has never looked more

beautiful. All the Russians are mad

about her.

>> Ignore him.

>> We have to leave.

>> Oh, I I better pull together my

equipment. Big hug to the kids. Oh,

darling. It's going to be so wonderful

when we're all together.

>> Bye, sweetheart.

>> George, mistress is the toast of mother

r

and brother are

poor.

She doesn't feel she has the right to

work or recognition.

Bad Larry.

Mad because he can't be a part of it.

and noble George

who kept bad Larry good at least while

he was on the phone.

They're quite a combination.

[Applause]

Here I come.

>> Everything's all right, isn't it?

Yeah,

>> more or less.

Joe's mother's dying.

>> I'm sorry. I know how you felt about

this.

>> I have to go up to Maine this afternoon

and say goodbye.

>> You could have just left Kathy and Pety

with Olga. You didn't have to wait for

me.

>> Wasn't a particularly good time to go.

>> Oh, you all right?

>> Yeah.

Something's wrong.

Nothing to get alarmed about. Petey

found out about the house.

My [ __ ] up. He was home and I forgot to

head off the agent.

>> That's not the end of the world.

>> Well,

depends on your point of view. Honey,

you're going to have to step back this

way.

Seems that PD

expects us to maintain the house forever

as a memorial to his father.

[Music]

Next night there was this terrible

thunderstorm.

>> Sorry.

>> No sign of Pey. Much hysteria from Kathy

and Alder.

Much acting unhysterical for me.

Bad acting I might add.

>> But he came home.

drenched to the skin 5 hours late at her

pey

and confronted by a furious older sister

through demand to know his whereabouts.

He refused to answer his right under the

fifth amendment and she tore into the

little fella like he was the great Satan

is she the Ayatollah

enter into the breach

wise noble step pair telling her to mind

her own [ __ ] adolescent business

words to that effect

followed the next day by

>> just just tell me what happened

>> well let's look at the good Right. She

got all A's on her report card with an

exception of a C plus in gym. And she's

not pregnant.

>> Don't do this to me.

>> She got caught shoplifting at

Bloomingdales.

>> Shoplifting.

>> A $10 pair of earrings.

>> You should have told me.

>> What?

>> You should have told me, Harry.

>> Don't you think I wanted to?

I wanted to go to the nearest satellite

and beam help. I was trying not to

revert to my bad old, selfish, foolish

things.

>> It was my fault. I should have known

something was wrong.

>> I knew something was wrong. I just

didn't want to face it.

And sometimes

I think life is one enormous pile of

faults to you and you spend your life

dividing up the pieces. One fault for

you, one fault for me, one fault for

Kathy, one fault for Pey. Three faults

for you, two faults for me.

>> Okay.

>> Kathy has not murdered anyone, nor

whatever his fantasies may be, his pey.

And at the risk of sounding

controversial, that also goes for the

both of us.

So tell me, how are things in Russia?

I'm sorry. I'm punishing you because I'm

angry at myself. So much for the old

step padre holding down the fort. It's

>> not your fault.

>> Let's start at the beginning.

Hey, sweetheart. Sword, welcome home.

Oh,

>> you want to know how the family is?

Well, there are a few minor problems,

but nothing we can't straighten out.

Just keep holding me.

[Music]

>> Here we are, Dad.

>> Hi, honey.

>> Oh, I see him.

>> Minnie's dying.

>> Oh, I know. Big fella. I think she's

just been waiting for a last glimpse of

you.

>> Hey, some girl.

>> She said there was nothing to be scared

of. And then she gave me a lot of advice

about growing up into a special kind of

man.

>> That's her big regret. She won't be here

to give us all advice.

>> As if it's done us any good.

>> Where's Morty? He's in Boston in

business.

>> He thought it would be good if she spent

some time alone with you.

>> You told him to do that.

>> Oh, don't think your son inherited your

discretion.

>> I'll drive. If Madam Wagon still

remembers me.

>> It remembers you, Dad.

>> Everyone remembers you.

>> My son and PR agent allin-one.

[Applause]

[ __ ] It's good to see you.

>> The old ambivalence.

>> What's ambivalent?

>> Well, have you ever liked somebody that

drove you crazy,

>> Robin?

>> I can't believe you said you like her.

>> Well, that's ambivalence.

>> That's what mommy feels about you.

>> Not a good day. Why?

>> Okay. Now, we're not playing truth or

consequences.

>> No, we're playing family.

>> So, how's tricks?

>> I'm afraid I haven't got many left.

That's not like you to take the

pessimistic view.

>> You know our rule.

>> We have so many

>> with the big things. We don't kid.

Something odd just happened.

I was dozing

and I woke up and saw you standing in

the door

and I thought you were Joe's father.

Joe's like her father.

She's in love with mystery.

Marriage isn't very good for that.

Not that I find Morty very mysterious.

Oh, he's perfectly nice.

I just wish he wouldn't call me weeny.

I've been unfair to Joe.

I wanted her to be adored by all the

world

and I wanted her to be the perfect wife.

Children should beware unhappy mothers.

>> Hey, now

I'm not going to let you criticize the

woman of my dreams.

What's Beth's mother like?

Isn't that awful?

I I sound like a jealous woman.

I come bearing gifts.

>> Princes always do.

>> I thought your old one might be wearing

out.

Everything I have is wearing out.

There you are. You see,

>> magic,

>> aren't you going to tell us a nipple

story?

>> Well, let's see. Come on, fellow. Here

we go. Whoa. all getting your spot

there.

>> Nibble and Yale and their daddy were in

a time machine. Their daddy had become a

whailing captain.

>> Well, one day they climbed up to the

widow's wad and their daddy had been

gone a long time

and they saw a speck on the horizon

and suddenly Billy

>> Elib

>> Elib saw a dark shape in the waves.

It was a dolphin

and it swam up to the pier

and it looked at Nippor and Elib and it

let out a dolphin shout of recognition.

>> He was a special kind of dolphin. He was

called

a carrier dolphin because he had a pouch

in his mouth and he used to carry

letters and packages.

And now the dolphin was going to be the

family pet.

And they would send messages between

them and their daddy.

See you in the morning. See you in the

evening. See you in the summer.

The

life

I founding

[Music]

[Music]

waving.

journey

of joy.

>> It's cold out here. You should have your

jacket on, sweetie.

You want to sit on daddy's lap?

Come on.

Talk to your mother.

And she said that you and Billy could

spend all Easter week with Beth and me.

>> He once said you would always be there

for us when we needed you.

>> That's right.

>> Daddy.

>> What? My love.

>> I need you every night.

>> From now on, I'll write you every day.

>> You mean to, Daddy, but you forget.

Mommy told me how much Morty loves you.

>> New people don't make you feel safe like

old ones do.

When you and mommy told us you were

getting a divorce, you didn't cry. You

didn't even seem sad.

We

We thought

that by hiding our pain, we'd make it

easier for you.

>> If it was painful, then why did you do

it?

>> We can talk about that when you're

older. Okay,

>> that won't help me now.

Since you and mommy didn't seem upset,

I told myself that you were just going

on a long, long trip and one day you'd

come home and we'd be a family like we

always were.

>> But sweetheart, you you were there when

when Beth and I got married.

>> You and mommy got divorced. Why couldn't

you and Beth?

And if you fell in love with her, then

one day you could fall back in love with

mommy.

>> Oh, I'm sorry, Robin.

>> I'm sorry if we led you on.

Oh, it's not a great night for sleeping.

Remember

what you said before we separated?

>> A lot of things I wish I had.

>> Yeah. You said if we separated, we'd

eventually get divorced.

After going through a rotten patch, we'd

each find someone else and

wind up happy.

And if we stayed together,

we'd go through a rotten patch and

eventually we'd make it through still

together.

Happy.

But look at all the mess we would have

saved.

>> I remember what you said after we've

been separated for a while.

You said you were reassured men still

found you so attractive.

some rotten patch.

>> Sometimes I wish I would have followed

your advice.

>> You're just feeling vulnerable because I

need that's all it is.

>> What if that's not all it is?

>> There's a part of me that's always loved

you.

You remember the night Billy was

conceived?

We had that fight

and I came up here to get away from you.

I fell asleep and

when I woke up, you were kissing me.

Without that fight, there wouldn't be a

Billy.

No more games.

[Applause]

I'm so sorry about your mom.

>> You get up there by yourself.

>> Hey, Robin.

Hey, Billy. How are you?

Good to see you. Good to see you.

>> Daddy,

you never told us the dolphin's name.

>> Caring.

Your daddy named the dolphin Caring.

>> I have got a surprise for you.

>> What? But you are going to have to find

it because it's in me pockets. I'll run

it all the way to

>> Come here. Look at it. I think it's this

one.

[Applause]

>> George,

>> you feeling all right, George?

>> Talk about male bonding.

You've only been gone 3 days and George

can't breathe. Can a dog get emphyma?

>> Only if he smokes. Look at that.

>> I'm sorry. I know how much she meant to.

>> Oh, girl. She hung it just long enough

to wave goodbye.

>> How are Robin and Billy? They're rolling

with the punches

and the punches keep rolling in.

I've made a list of requirements for our

new apartment.

>> You may be the champion list maker of

the world.

>> Number one, we have to have a Billy

Robin room no matter what.

They have to know that there's a place

for them inside their father's house

where they belong.

Look at this fulfill bone like a kid.

>> It's allowed.

We're married.

I had this nutsy moment last night. I

thought the old girl died deliberately

to bring me back into the fold.

>> Good son-in-laws are hard to find.

>> I almost worked

into that station wagon with my kids and

Joe.

Walked into that house. Some ancient

version of myself said, "You've come

home."

And Nene went ahead and died that night.

And of course, I couldn't leave. I had

to

had to stay. They needed me.

Need the ultimate seducer.

And she wrote this note requesting that

we scatter her ashes off our pier and

instructions that no one be there but

Joe, the kids, and me.

So that brings us to last night,

I guess. So

we

we uh

we do what you know people do when uh

somebody in the family dies. We tried to

rewrite history, tried to make

everything the way we thought it was

supposed to be. wasn't

>> Joe back together.

>> Joe wanted to prove she had lost me. I

wanted to make her regret she ever threw

me out.

Three years of hurt male ego trying to

get its revenge, but we did not make

love.

You did not make love.

>> My equipment went on strike.

What can I say? I know

equipment failure should not be one's

last line of defense against infidelity.

I can hardly breathe.

>> We better take him to bed, huh?

>> I guess we have to change the name of

his car to George Livingston.

Okay, approach 3 minutes and I feel like

new.

They all hate the needle, don't they,

Doc?

>> No, he just doesn't like the name of

Pooch.

>> Yes, he does. Guess we're going to keep

him overnight, right? He's never spent a

night away from home.

>> Should we rent the adjoining cage for

us?

>> I better clean the rug.

George must have been terrified. He

never pees inside.

>> Beth,

>> I'm trying to say my best oriental rug.

>> Can you make something funny out of

that?

Don't tell me it was just a rug. It was

a wedding present from Peter's aunt

Matilda. I had another marriage, too.

>> Beth, I didn't stay with Joe. I came

home to you.

>> Am I supposed to be grateful for your

sense of duty? What should I call it?

Honor.

I'm sorry.

We both made a mistake.

If we admit it now, there won't be any

lasting harm.

Just a little embarrassment we should

both be old enough to take.

We met each other at a vulnerable time

in both our lives

and we helped each other through it.

We should have been grateful just for

that and not have tried to push it into

marriage.

What are you saying?

>> What do we should have said before?

>> Goodbye.

>> My impotent, pathetic little crime has

given you the gift you've been looking

for.

Punishment for being happy.

All right, you have it.

Leave the keys on the call table.

My secretary will call and make

arrangement the rest of the thing.

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was an honor. Damn it. Came back because

I wanted you.

God knows why.

I wanted to make love to you and all of

your doubts, all your guilts, all the

terrible demands that you put upon

yourself. I wanted to lie with you in

the haunted moments of the night knowing

that you're wrestling with your demons,

too.

Can't you see that my heart, my guts, my

soul, worst of all my head, it's crying

out for you?

You think someone's telling us that we

deserve each other?

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This is when I found something for a

headache that beats aspirin.

>> Hello.

>> Hi.

>> Hi, darling.

>> Which darling is it?

>> It's Robin.

Hi sweetheart.

>> Daddy.

>> Hey.

>> What were the gifts the caring brought?

>> Caring

>> the dolphin

that brought you gifts.

Well, there was coral from the South

Seas

and

a beautiful giant

pearl that was still in the oyster shell

from the Sea of Japan

and drawings of all the adventures that

their daddy had had

so she and Ilib could share in them.

and a perfect shell from the Pacific so

they could always hear the other ocean

that their daddy traveled.

>> Daddy

>> H,

>> you know,

>> see you in the morning. See you in the

evening. See you in the summertime.

Good night, Daddy.

>> Good night, sweet girl.

>> Good night.

>> Good night, my Billy boy. I love you.

>> Love you, too.

Oh, I want to hide.

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Let's shut out the world.

>> The operator said that the line was off

the hook.

>> But why would she leave the phone off

the hook?

>> I don't know. It's not like mom. But

it's nothing to worry about, I'm sure.

You didn't have to leave just because I

did.

>> I didn't feel like sleeping over anyway.

>> No barking.

>> That's a first.

>> Maybe he's locked in mom's room and he's

sleeping.

>> No. Mom would never let George sleep up

there.

That's strange. All the lights are on.

Great. Mom's always yelling and has to

put the food away and then she leaves it

out. But she's never done this before.

Peel.

George must have peed.

There it is.

Smells

up too. That's odd.

Oh god,

there must been a struggle.

I want the two of you to stay out here

until we tell you it's all right.

>> Oh boy.

Don't shoot.

>> We found your folks

>> in tip-top condition.

>> Where were they?

>> I think they should explain.

Those

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poor kids.

>> Those poor kids. They got to be

confused. At a time when the whole world

is coming out of the closet, their

mother and stepfather are going in.

I'm so sorry that we scared you, Mom.

>> PD,

I don't know what I would do.

Something happened to the two of you.

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Dear Nebore and Elib, another moving

day. We've had lots of those separately

and together. And certainly in your

young lives at least, there will be lots

to come.

But wherever you are, old pals of mine,

however tempest toss the seas we sail,

you're always with me.

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Come on,

bear. Come on, baby.

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Hallelujah.

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Heat.

Hey, heat. Hey, heat.

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Hey,

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hey,

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hey.

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Yeah.

Heat.

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Hey,

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hey,

hey.

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