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That's a doggone good deal.
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And now here's Chip with the weather.
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Bad news, folks.
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Looks like the downpour is going
to continue through the weekend.
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Up to two inches of rainfall...
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It's not raining.
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Don't forget those umbrellas and galoshes...
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and the three unidentified boys
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fled the scene on foot as hundreds of helpless spectators
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could only look on in horror.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe ♪
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♪ I don't know ♪
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♪ Can you repeat the question? ♪
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♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big ♪
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♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big ♪
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♪ Life is unfair. ♪
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It's amazing all the different kinds of kids
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you meet when you're tutoring after school.
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In the last six weeks alone,
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I've met morons, idiots, lunkheads, jackasses
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and one imbecile.
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My mom's making me do a job where I use my brain.
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I'll tell you one thing.
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When I have kids...
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they're really going to suffer.
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Stupid job. I spend my free time trying to teach...
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You're Nicki?
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Hi.
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This doesn't make her right.
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♪♪
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♪ Lock you inside, every day and every night ♪
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♪ Oh, girl, and here is the soul
of which you've taken control ♪
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♪ Can't you see I'm trying to show ♪
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♪ Love is all right? ♪
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♪ Oh, show and tell ♪
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♪ Just a game I play, when I want to say... ♪
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Boys will be home in ten minutes.
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I'm willing to accept that challenge.
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No, Hal.
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I just went to the doctor.
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I have a low-grade infection.
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I have to take antibiotics.
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And...
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we can't have sex for a week.
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What?
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Not until I finish these.
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Okay, okay, let's try to look at this rationally.
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What would happen if you took them all at once?
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No, Hal.
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Or, or... what if we alternated?
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One day off, one day on.
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I'm not a medical doctor, but I think it would be
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a lot less of a shock to your system.
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A week, Hal.
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No sex for a week.
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Wow!
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All right, I'm fine.
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I'll just... uh...
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I'll go mow the lawn.
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Do we still have that mower?
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Hal? Huh?
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Clothes.
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Oh, right.
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♪♪
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Hey, watch where you're driving, you butt-wipe!
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What'd you say?
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Nothing.
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Better watch yourself, jerk-wad.
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I'll kick your butt.
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Yeah, well, I wish I had a car like that!
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Thank you so much for the work that you did last week.
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Now, I insist that you take this.
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Thank you.
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What work did you do last week?
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Young man, nice job with those weeds yesterday.
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Is five dollars okay?
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Okay. Thank you.
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No way, you didn't pull any weeds yesterday.
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I know. What's going on?
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It's money day. Money day?
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Yeah. I don't know why, but it's
been happening a lot lately.
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Dewey, people don't have money days.
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I do. It's really neat.
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There's also cookie days and pat on the head days.
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I don't like those so much,
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but before you know it, it's money day again.
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What do you think you're doing?
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Putting this stupid fence back up
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for the third time this month.
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Well, me and Earl went to a lot of trouble tearing it down.
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What? Why would you tear our fence down?
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We've got 300 head of cattle we got to get to water.
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They got to come through here to get to the wash.
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We need this fence.
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We had two horses wander off.
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It took us a week to find them.
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Our ranch has used this trail for over 50 years.
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We're not about to stop
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for a bunch of city boys playing horsy!
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Look, just because it's a dude ranch
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doesn't mean I don't bust my ass the same as you.
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Hey, cowboy, your fanny pack's ringing.
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Talk to me.
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The lavender soap should be next to the potpourri.
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Well, did you check with housekeeping?
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I'm finally starting to understand trigonometry.
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Yeah?
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It's useless.
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Come on, you need trigonometry.
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Say you want to plot the orbit of a lunar...
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You're right, it's useless.
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I've noticed you at school.
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You have?
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In fact, I've been thinking about you... a lot.
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I heard it, too!
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Really?
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I know you're super smart, so here's my question:
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with a brain like that,
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do you plan, like, every moment in your life?
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No, I don't think... You do. I know you do.
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You always have to know what's
going to happen next, don't you?
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Don't you? No.
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I really like not knowing what's going to happen next.
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I mean, even when it's scary.
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In fact,
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I kind of like it when it's scary.
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You know, like right now,
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I don't know
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what's going to happen next.
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Do you?
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Well...
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You getting anywhere?
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What?
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The math.
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The thing I'm paying you $6 an hour for.
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Oh, yeah, she's really smart.
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She didn't get it when I tried to explain it.
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You didn't try to explain it, you just yelled it at me.
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He dropped out of high school,
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so whenever anything makes him feel small, he yells.
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I'm sure you could've learned
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trigonometry if you wanted to.
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When?
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When I was in 'Nam, tied to a Punjab stick,
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chin deep in a tiger cage in the Mekong River?
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No, I guess not.
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Just remember something, hotshot.
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Me and a lot of my dead comrades put our asses on the line
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so you and your little friends
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could have the freedom to study trigonometry.
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Thank you... sir.
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That was scary.
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Oh, please, he plays that card all the time.
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Last week, he tried to use it
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to get a free Grand Slam at Denny's.
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I think we should get back to math.
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Or you could stop stalling and kiss me.
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Kiss you?
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Okay, you're obviously crazy.
Your dad's, like, 12 feet away.
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Yeah? You're just trying
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to create a situation where he catches me
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and I get my butt kicked. Well, I'm not...
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Hey, morning, Reese. How's it going?
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What are you doing up?
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Well, I was just lying in bed this morning
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staring at the ceiling, and I thought,
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"Why don't I paint the kitchen cabinets?"
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Oh, I made crepes.
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Crepes? Uh-huh.
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Come on, sit down.
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Look, I've got strawberries,
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bananas, peaches, drawn butter, maple syrup, you name it.
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Dig in.
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Hey, honey, where have you been?
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I was up at 4:00 scouring the grout in the shower
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and I thought, "The flower market is open this early.
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Why not drive downtown and buy us some fresh-cut flowers?"
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They're beautiful! Crepes?
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Can't, got to make
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the boys' lunches.
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I've already made them lunch.
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Oh, well, double lunches.
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That was so much fun last night.
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When I got home, my mom yelled at me for an hour,
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but I didn't care.
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I know. My dad went nuts.
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I got two veins and the temple thing.
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We get it.
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You're dating.
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Stevie, how's it going?
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Good.
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Do you know...
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How cute you are? Yes, so what?
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Stop bragging about it.
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I was...
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going to ask...
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If I would dump Malcolm for you.
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Well, yeah, but you can't ask me right in front of him.
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He has feelings.
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If you passed...
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your trig test...
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Oh, yeah, D minus.
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Thank you, baby.
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All right, I'm sick of school, let's go to the mall.
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Ditch?
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Yeah, it's just P.E.
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But that's... a class.
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And it'll be there tomorrow. Come on.
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Why... pretend?
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You're right.
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Four times we have to put up this fence!
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Do they think we are not serious?
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Maybe you should talk to them. Talk to those idiots? No!
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Do they think creating wholesome entertainment for families
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is for sissies?
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There's arts and crafts,
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there's nature hikes, there's costume parties.
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Let them try to keep track
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of what is what on Opposites Day.
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Ooh, they will
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pay for this.
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Woo-hoo!
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Lunchtime.
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Oh, Gretchen,
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I did not mean for you to see me in my fury.
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Otto, I love your fury.
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Isn't Otto's fury magnificent, Francis?
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I try not to look at his fury.
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If they tear this one down,
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we will make them suffer as they have never suffered.
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Or, we might consider trying to reach a compromise.
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Do I look French to you? No!
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If it is a range war they want,
then by gosh, they will get one.
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They do not know what they are up against.
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Nice job, son.
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Thanks. Wait a minute.
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Why are you giving him five bucks?
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Why?
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This young man cleaned out my gutters,
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he sorted my recyclables, and I didn't even ask him to.
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You couldn't find a nicer kid.
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I wish I could give him more.
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Don't worry about it.
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It can't be money day.
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There is no money day.
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I would know about it if there was a money day.
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Unless...
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maybe Mom and Dad don't want me knowing about money day.
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Excuse me.
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Beat it, kid, I'm trying to figure something out.
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Okay. Sorry.
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I'll just rake around you.
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His name is Billy Prescott.
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I followed him home.
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He lives, like, a mile away from here.
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He looks exactly like you.
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You're lying. Am I?
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It's common knowledge, Dewey,
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that every person on this planet has an evil twin.
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He's my evil twin?
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Fat chance.
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The guy's a saint.
269
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You're his evil twin.
270
00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:36,386
But I don't want to be an evil twin.
271
00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:37,762
I don't make the rules, Dewey.
272
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Besides, we've been given a golden opportunity here.
273
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To do what?
274
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I don't know yet,
275
00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:45,686
but there's money and an evil twin.
276
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If we can't figure out how to make this pay off,
277
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there is something deeply wrong with us.
278
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Come on, let's go watch some soap operas.
279
00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:01,702
Things are going great with Nicki.
280
00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:04,539
We've gone to the planetarium,
miniature golf, the movies...
281
00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:07,584
It's amazing how uncrowded stuff is during school hours.
282
00:11:07,626 --> 00:11:09,710
You know what? I'd better get home. I'm grounded.
283
00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,546
You're grounded? Why didn't you tell me?
284
00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,965
When my dad found out that I cut English, he flipped out.
285
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,509
You know what's funny?
286
00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,177
He thinks you're a bad influence on me.
287
00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:19,554
That is hilarious. Listen, Nicki...
288
00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,740
He really doesn't like you. Why? What's wrong with me?
289
00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,433
I never did anything to him.
290
00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:25,035
Everybody doesn't have to like you, Malcolm.
291
00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:26,811
I know, but... I like you,
292
00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:29,356
and a lot of people would think that's enough.
293
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,818
Get your
294
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,321
filthy mouth off of my daughter's face!
295
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,738
Get in the truck.
296
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,780
What are you doing? You're supposed to be at work!
297
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:41,742
Okay, hotshot,
298
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:44,621
consider this your one and only warning.
299
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You are never, ever
300
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:49,250
to see my daughter again, you got that?!
301
00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:50,835
No, Daddy, take it back!
302
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,420
Take it back!
303
00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:53,856
I cannot believe that you would come to the park
304
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,756
and you would do this to me.
305
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:58,759
Do you know how embarrassing you are?
306
00:11:58,801 --> 00:12:01,221
I'm okay... I'm okay.
307
00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:03,848
I'm just going to lie down here for a minute.
308
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,778
Hey, honey.
309
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:18,946
Oh, I had a great day.
310
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,781
You know, I was working through lunch,
311
00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,075
and Mr. Collins came by
312
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,202
and he started asking me about what I was doing...
313
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,953
I think I'm getting a raise!
314
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,788
Hal, that's wonderful.
315
00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,249
I had a good day myself.
316
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:30,725
After I finished washing the windows
317
00:12:30,749 --> 00:12:32,293
and stripping the floors,
318
00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:34,230
I went over our tax returns for the last seven years.
319
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,255
We overpaid in '99.
320
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:36,047
You're kidding.
321
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,257
$800.
322
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:38,841
The IRS is sending us a check.
323
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,968
Wow! Honey, great job!
324
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:44,805
You know, I got to tell you, I think...
325
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,849
Is that the last one?
326
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:49,060
Mm-hmm.
327
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,812
So we can...
328
00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:53,481
I guess so.
329
00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,858
Great.
330
00:12:58,528 --> 00:12:59,613
Hey.
331
00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:00,881
Stop! I talked to Nicki's father
332
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:02,449
and he told me what happened.
333
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,618
You are forbidden from seeing that girl again.
334
00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:05,826
Mom... Forbidden!
335
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,036
I told him you wouldn't
336
00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:08,305
give him any more trouble, understood?
337
00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:09,830
Don't worry. The guy's a psycho.
338
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,124
And I think she is, too.
339
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,042
I'm totally never seeing her again.
340
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,462
Good morning. Hi.
341
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:16,837
Last night was great.
342
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:17,940
Yeah. Okay, I get home at 3:00 today.
343
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,299
Dad gets home at 6:00.
344
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,859
Now, my little brother is a total narc,
345
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,861
but we can send him to the arcade till, like, 4:00.
346
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,345
So we have... No good.
347
00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:25,906
I've got a chem lab until, like, 3:30 on Wednesdays.
348
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,223
What about tomorrow?
349
00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:28,451
No good. I can't wait till tomorrow.
350
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:29,850
We got to think of some...
351
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:30,851
What?
352
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:31,852
You can't wait till tomorrow?
353
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:33,647
Shut up.
354
00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:35,499
Okay, we'll do it today and we'll slide it an hour.
355
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,858
That's cutting it pretty close, but I'll make it work.
356
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,110
We can make this work.
357
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,654
Dad. Oh.
358
00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:41,862
See you in math.
359
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,281
Okay.
360
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,865
I might need to see the nurse first.
361
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:47,494
I don't want to do this.
362
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:48,869
If you don't do it,
363
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:51,056
I'm going to tell Mom about you taking all that money.
364
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,873
And you're going to get a "me" punishment.
365
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,833
Now get to work!
366
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,257
Hey!
367
00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:04,010
What are you doing?!
368
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:08,598
Yeah, you better run, Billy Prescott!
369
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:11,934
All the way to 1515 Cypress Street,
370
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:14,395
a block west of Halifax.
371
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:22,153
I'm glad that we decided not to, uh...
372
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,071
Absolutely.
373
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,091
Every other aspect of our lives
is getting so much attention.
374
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,908
Our lives are so much better.
375
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,970
Do you think that's how really successful people just...?
376
00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:32,121
Can't think of any other explanation.
377
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,414
No. So Bill Gates...?
378
00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:34,915
Probably never.
379
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:37,752
I started an herb garden in the backyard today.
380
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,920
Did you know we had a potting shed?
381
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:41,172
You're kidding.
382
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,675
Oh, we are definitely doing the right thing.
383
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,428
I'll go sleep in the car.
384
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,347
Park it a couple blocks away.
385
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,018
This one is...
386
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,770
Ooh, be careful! It might bite through!
387
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:58,356
We have had some good ones in the past, Francis,
388
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:02,151
but this may be the best pirate night ever.
389
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,657
What are you doing?!
390
00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:08,949
Easy, Otto.
391
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:09,826
What do you think
392
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:10,951
you are doing?
393
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:12,161
We have a real ranch to run,
394
00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:13,872
and our cattle need water.
395
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,122
We need that fence.
396
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,958
I will not allow you to kill our horses.
397
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,978
Well, I'm not going to allow you to kill our cattle!
398
00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:21,170
Enough talk.
399
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:22,463
Gretchen, my gun!
400
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:23,548
Which one?
401
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:24,632
Ooh, what am I saying?
402
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,342
The Luger, hmm?
403
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:27,802
Otto, this is nuts.
404
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:31,180
You will see you are not dealing with a fool.
405
00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:34,601
That fence is going up twice as high!
406
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,561
We'll just tear it back down again.
407
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:40,022
Then we will build another fence 50 feet high!
408
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,817
Every time you build it up, we'll tear it down.
409
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:46,613
Every time you tear it down, we will build it up!
410
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:49,949
Um, did it ever occur to anyone to put in a gate?
411
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,077
A gate?
412
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,579
Hmm.
413
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,997
A gate would work.
414
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,041
♪ Shave his belly with a rusty razor ♪
415
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,668
♪ Earl-aye in the morning ♪
416
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,629
♪ Keep an eye on your lonely bunkmate ♪
417
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,923
♪ Keep an eye on your lonely bunkmate... ♪
418
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,468
Sorry.
419
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,470
I jumped in a line at the mall to ditch my Dad,
420
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:12,311
and I ended up giving blood at the Red Cross.
421
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,641
I told my Mom I was going to the library tomorrow.
422
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,183
No, we are going to the library.
423
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:17,620
I thought we were going to the church fair.
424
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,019
No, the church fair is next week.
425
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:20,497
It's just a cover so we can meet at the lake.
426
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,082
I thought the lake was a cover for the bowling alley.
427
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,042
No, I'm supposed to be at the bowling alley right now.
428
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,693
This is crazy.
429
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:27,987
I know. Maybe it'll get crazier.
430
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:32,116
Oh, my God, my Dad!
431
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,452
You said you were going
432
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:35,411
to the bowling alley!
433
00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:36,871
I changed my mind!
434
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,080
And why are you following me?
435
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,540
Don't you trust me? Shh!
436
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:41,918
Don't you shush me!
437
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,043
You'll learn to shush
438
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,129
when someone is shoving bamboo splinters
439
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,047
under your fingernails trying to get you
440
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,215
to rat out your company!
441
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,342
This is worth it.
442
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:51,970
This is definitely worth it.
443
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,036
For the love of God.
444
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:22,082
Man, filling up that guy's car with cement
445
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,751
was a stroke of genius.
446
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:25,294
With Billy Prescott as our fall guy,
447
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:26,921
we can do anything.
448
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:29,298
Now, I've updated my enemies list.
449
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,760
Dewey?
450
00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:35,847
Dewey, I'm talking to you.
451
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,935
Have you heard enough?
452
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:42,812
Oh, yeah.
453
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:46,983
Okay, now I know what you're thinking.
454
00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:48,335
But the thing that you don't realize
455
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:51,195
is that... that I'm not the real Reese.
456
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:54,114
I just look like me... him.
457
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,700
But if-if you hurt us...
458
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,117
I-I mean him...
459
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,997
Oh, just go ahead.
460
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,175
Now that I've finished the carpet,
461
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,802
we can insulate the attic.
462
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,136
I'm telling you, honey,
463
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,180
the value of this house is going to triple.
464
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:20,975
We can retire early.
465
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,309
Lois,
466
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,644
what have you planned?
467
00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:25,145
Nothing.
468
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:28,148
Lois, we made an agreement.
469
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,358
Mm-hmm.
470
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,027
Okay, okay.
471
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:32,862
You know, two have to play at this game,
472
00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:34,196
and I'm not playing.
473
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:37,033
I am just not playing!
474
00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:41,203
So you think that's going to work?
475
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:43,664
Well, I've got news for you, girlie girl.
476
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:46,626
I am made of sterner stuff.
477
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,962
I happen to like my new life,
478
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:52,840
and I am not about to descend to your animal level.
479
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:55,175
Tool belt on.
480
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,473
I've had it up to here with your sneaking around.
481
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,683
You're never where you say you're going to be.
482
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,685
You can't play me for a fool, Nicki!
483
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,353
Dad, you are being paranoid!
484
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:07,855
There is nothing going on
485
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:09,899
outside of your stupid, little twisted head.
486
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:11,484
Well, if I find out you've been lying,
487
00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:14,153
there's going to be hell to pay.
488
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:22,202
Oh, are you okay?
489
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:23,871
I've lost all the feeling in my arms,
490
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,081
but it's distracting me
491
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:26,516
from the searing pain in my shoulders.
492
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:30,044
Poor baby.
493
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:33,589
Listen, Nicki, I'm not sure this is going to work.
494
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:35,133
What do you mean?
495
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,592
We do all of this stuff,
496
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:39,219
sneaking around and making all these complicated plans,
497
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,513
and it feels incredible.
498
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:43,099
I have never felt anything so intense in my life,
499
00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:44,224
but, I mean, is that it?
500
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,893
What are you saying?
501
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:48,395
We never do any normal boyfriend/girlfriend stuff.
502
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,272
I don't know anything about you,
503
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:52,232
except that you really get off on danger.
504
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,234
And apparently, I do, too.
505
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,278
I'm just not sure that's enough.
506
00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,532
I think you just insulted me.
507
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,826
No. I... Yes, you did!
508
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,452
Maybe you don't know anything about me,
509
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:05,955
but I actually bothered to learn things about you.
510
00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:07,456
I don't like you
511
00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:09,249
because I'm some creepy danger junkie.
512
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,502
I like you because you're funny, and you're kind,
513
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,337
and you don't let me get away with stuff.
514
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,422
And even when you complain, you're funny,
515
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,275
and I never have to think about what I'm going
516
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,343
to say because it just comes out.
517
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:22,138
And it-it feels right, and I feel safe.
518
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:23,681
Well, wait.
519
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,725
I like you because you're really fun and honest.
520
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,267
And I don't feel
521
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,149
like I'm being tricked when you're nice to me.
522
00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:30,479
You're amazing with my friends.
523
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,690
You're amazing.
524
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:38,196
Okay, so this is real.
525
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,781
It's not just the danger or whatever.
526
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:41,949
This is real.
527
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:43,242
Duh.
528
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,495
I'm sorry I yelled at you.
529
00:20:46,537 --> 00:20:48,455
I love you.
530
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:50,290
Night, Daddy.
531
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,468
Oh, no.
532
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:02,678
I'm late.
533
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:03,763
Oh, me, too.
534
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:05,223
Wait, there was something
535
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,324
I was supposed to do at work today.
536
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,308
Come home for lunch?
537
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:09,351
That's it.
538
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:11,812
Got to go.
539
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