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-Hello.
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(THEME MUSIC)
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-That's for the haters.
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-Giga rhythm.
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
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Kia ora koutou katoa,
and welcome to Taskmaster!
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My name is Jeremy Wells,
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and I believe
it was a young carpenter
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from Nazareth who once said,
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"Do not judge others
and god will not judge you."
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And to that I say,
"Leave me alone, Jesus,
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"for I am the Taskmaster."
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
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Tonight, these five clowns, jesters,
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and downright desperadoes
will perform a series of tasks
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hoping to impress me
and get their hands on this.
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Ooh!
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And tonight,
competing for this priceless trophy
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are Abby Howells.
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
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Ben Hurley, Hayley Sproull,
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and Tom Sainsbury.
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And standing
in for Tofiga Fepulea'i.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Bubba.
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
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And here on my left
is my right hand man.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
it's Paul Williams.
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(APPLAUSE)
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Are we ready for the prize task?
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-Tonight, we've asked our contestants
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to bring in the most
delightful package
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from the sketchiest place.
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-OK.
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Hurley, you seem like
the kind of person
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who's visited a few sketchy places
in your time.
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What have you brought in?
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-Well, Jeremy, I used to work
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for a sketchy place called TV3.
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(LAUGHTER)
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-Shots fired.
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-I was 22 years of age.
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And I stole the dot
from the TV3 sign.
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-Oh, my god!
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-Wow.
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-I've had this in my possession
for over 20 years.
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It's one of my proudest possessions,
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but I'm willing
to put it up tonight.
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-Where do you keep it at home?
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-Oh, in a box.
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-OK. Hayley, what did you bring in?
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-I thought
of one of my favourite packages
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of all time.
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And so I've got a sketchy done
of Jason Momoa's package.
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(LAUGHTER)
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-This is...
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I've actually scanned it,
'cause the original
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was in my bedroom on Aaron's side.
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-OK, is that so when you lean
across you sort of...
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-So, when I turn to him
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and say, like, "I love you."
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The eyeline is similar.
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-Bubba, you are in here for Tofiga.
What have you brought in?
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-Yeah, probably stuffed
it up already.
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I've brought in a sketchy package
from a good place.
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So, in Samoan culture
when you're dealing with money,
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we give envelopes
with the name on it.
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So, I've brought in an envelope
with my name on it.
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But inside...
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-An invitation
to an investigation meeting?
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-Yeah, from my old job.
When I got snapped drinking wine.
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(LAUGHTER)
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-Years ago. Years ago. Last year.
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-The best thing I think about
this is that it's incident one.
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Which says to me that
there's more incidents than one.
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-I like to leave things
to the imagination.
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-Tom.
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-OK, so my local fish and chippery.
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It's a sketchy place
because it's got a D rating.
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They do a mean spring roll
and mean chips.
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There we go.
There's the spring roll.
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-Is that a spring roll?
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-That's a D rated spring roll.
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And also if you want to catch up
on Brad and Jennifer's divorce,
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they've got the magazines for you.
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-Abby, what did you bring in?
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-Well, I also went
to a sketchy place,
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aka an art studio.
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And I had something commissioned,
this delightful package.
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(LAUGHTER)
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
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-Where's your hand, Jeremy?
-Yeah I know.
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He's rounding second base.
I'll tell ya.
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-What's happening...
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What's happening
in Pauls down stairs?
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What is that?
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-Well, you know what's happening.
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You sat for this!
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
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Five points Abby.
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-Yeah! Jeremy, we're back, baby!
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-One point for Ben Hurley.
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-Oh, come on!
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-That's my least
favourite part of the TV3 logo.
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That red dot.
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Also, Bubba's made no sense
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because she got the thing
round the wrong way as well.
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So, two points for Bubba.
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Three points for Hayley
and Jason Momoa's package.
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And four points for Tom...
-Yeah.
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-..and the fish and chips.
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(APPLAUSE)
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OK, Paul, I am ready
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for my first proper task
of the show.
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-Bad luck comes in threes.
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Incredible feats come in tens.
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-Knock, knock.
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-Who's there?
-Tom.
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-Tom who?
-Tom Sainsbury.
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-Hey, P-Dub.
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-Hello, BH.
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Got a task for you, Tofiga.
I have a task for you.
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-Oh, that makes sense.
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-"Do the most incredible..."
-Here's your task.
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Here's your task, Abby.
-Thank you. Paul.
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-I have a task for you.
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-Got it. Yeah.
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-It's the same thing, bro.
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-You task, Tom.
-OK, great.
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-Imagine your wheelie bin
at the end of the week.
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-Here's your task, Abby.
-Go on, one more, thank you.
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-I have a task for you.
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-I knew there'd be ten!
Thank you.
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-"Do the most incredible thing
ten times."
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-"Most incredible thing
done ten times wins."
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-"You have 45 minutes."
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-"Your time starts now."
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(APPLAUSE)
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I'm ready
for five incredible things,
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ten times.
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Who are we seeing first?
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-They're both certified tens.
It's Ben and Abby.
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-I can do a handspring.
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Well, not really.
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I can do, like,
a cartwheel handspring.
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-Pretty incredible.
-Yeah.
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If I do that ten times.
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-Well, it'd be pretty incredible
if I did, like, sick parkour stunts.
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-OK, I'm going to attempt
to do ten in a row.
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With added little things
in the middle.
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One.
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Two.
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-One! Two!
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-That went in.
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Three!
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Four!
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-Three! Four!
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Four...
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Wait. What's this?
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Oh, my god.
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It's a letter
from the captain of the Titanic.
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That's an incredible find!
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What does it say?
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Oh, my god!
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-Five!
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-It'd be wild if I found
nine more incredible artefacts.
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Whoa! Paul!
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Wait...
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Where did I put it...
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(WHISPERING)
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-Oh. Whoa!
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Paul, look at this!
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It's a little kiwi.
A brand new species.
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That's incredible!
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-Not very good at golf.
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Six!
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Oh, so close!
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Why did I put this one in?
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-This is the key to the vault
in the Tower of London!
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This is the cutlass of the world's
most famous pirate!
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It's Aladdin's lamp.
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This is a childhood artefact
of Queen Victoria.
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It's the sands of Father Time.
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It's counting down
from when we'll all die!
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-Yes!
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Seven!
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Eight!
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Nine!
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-Another discovery!
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-Whoa. How many is that?
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-That's...
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Heaps.
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-And ten!
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-It's the skeleton of Jean Pierre!
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Nobody knew where his body ended up.
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It's a message in a bottle.
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It's another message
from the Captain of the Titanic.
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It says, "I like piss play."
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Incredible. Wow.
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(APPLAUSE)
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Abby, I think it speaks
to the different minds
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of our comedians here on Taskmaster
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that you started off doing
ten incredible parkour moves
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and ended up finding ten artefacts?
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-Identifying
ten incredible artefacts.
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Because to the average person,
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that's just would
have been a bottle.
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But I looked at it and I said,
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I know this is from
the captain of the Titanic.
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-Yeah.
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So, you found out that he actually
sunk the Titanic on purpose.
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-And?
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-And he likes piss play!
-Yeah!
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-Ben Hurley was pretty incredible.
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I mean, for a 115kg,
48-year-old man.
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(LAUGHTER)
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You move very well.
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-A little bit of spice
added to those numbers.
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-But I kind of feel like
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you undid your good work
with the flips,
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with some really ordinary work
in the other bits.
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-Look, the ten incredible things
were the handsprings,
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I was just adding a little bit
of extra for experts.
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-I was impressed.
I was impressed.
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-Especially for 120kg,
59-year-old man.
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-A burly unit like you.
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-Yeah, I'm a 60-year-old,
400kg man.
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-Alright. 20 incredible actions down,
30 more to go.
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We'll see you
after these incredible ads.
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
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Nau mai, hoki mai,
welcome back to Taskmaster!
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Before the break, we were watching
our comedians try to perform
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one incredible task
ten times in a row.
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So far, we've seen Ben
do a bunch of flips.
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And Abby showed us a bunch of crap
she'd chucked in the woods.
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-Jeremy...
-Who have we got next, Paul?
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-He's the most
far right comedian on the show.
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In terms of where he's sitting
and his political beliefs.
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It's Tom Sainsbury.
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-What is incredible?
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When I say incredible, you think.
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No...
-Should I do that to you?
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-Yeah.
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-When I say incredible, you think?
-Time travel.
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Whoa.
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OK, Paul, I'm off to time travel
to ten different eras.
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In my incredible time machine.
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Oh, my god!
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I just killed a T-Rex!
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-And you brought back its feet?
-Yeah.
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-Seems kind of inhumane.
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-It does. I'm regretting it now.
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Put up a good fight.
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-Guess that's how dinosaurs
really went out.
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Hunted by time travellers.
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-Oh, Paul!
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I just went and told Mary
that she's pregnant!
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-Wow.
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-She took the news remarkably well.
259
00:12:11,074 --> 00:12:12,394
Oh, my god!
260
00:12:12,434 --> 00:12:14,754
I just went
and fought in the Crusades!
261
00:12:14,794 --> 00:12:16,714
There you go. There's a memento.
262
00:12:16,754 --> 00:12:18,274
Oh, boy!
263
00:12:18,314 --> 00:12:20,834
I just went
and made love to Jesse James.
264
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:21,914
-Congrats.
265
00:12:21,954 --> 00:12:23,834
-Too many beans.
266
00:12:23,874 --> 00:12:24,994
Oh.
267
00:12:25,034 --> 00:12:26,914
I just went
and arrested Jack the Ripper.
268
00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:28,834
You will not believe who it is.
-Who is it?
269
00:12:28,874 --> 00:12:30,554
-I can't say I'm sworn to secrecy.
270
00:12:30,594 --> 00:12:33,194
Oh, my gosh, that was amazing!
271
00:12:33,234 --> 00:12:35,074
I've just been partying
at Woodstock.
272
00:12:35,114 --> 00:12:36,154
-Groovy.
273
00:12:36,194 --> 00:12:37,834
-Oh, that was amazing.
274
00:12:37,874 --> 00:12:39,754
I just went and hung out
with Prince, Madonna,
275
00:12:39,794 --> 00:12:40,834
and Cyndi Lauper.
276
00:12:40,874 --> 00:12:42,114
-Wow.
277
00:12:44,674 --> 00:12:46,594
-I've just been to 2025...
278
00:12:46,634 --> 00:12:48,154
-Good news?
279
00:12:48,194 --> 00:12:52,954
-Do you have any kind of dictator-y,
totalitarian tendencies, Paul?
280
00:12:52,994 --> 00:12:54,114
-Not that I know of.
281
00:12:56,394 --> 00:12:57,594
-Oh, god!
282
00:12:57,634 --> 00:12:59,354
I've just been to the future.
283
00:12:59,394 --> 00:13:02,074
-What's it like?
-There's lots of LARPing.
284
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:03,434
Like live action role play.
285
00:13:03,474 --> 00:13:05,074
-Oh, is that what you're doing?
-Yeah. Yeah.
286
00:13:07,194 --> 00:13:08,234
-Thomas. Are you.
287
00:13:08,274 --> 00:13:09,754
-I've just come
from the distant future
288
00:13:09,794 --> 00:13:11,274
or the distant past.
289
00:13:11,314 --> 00:13:12,954
Where only amoebas live.
290
00:13:16,034 --> 00:13:17,554
Oh!
291
00:13:17,594 --> 00:13:19,754
Yeah. Just making sure
I'm back in the present.
292
00:13:19,794 --> 00:13:22,434
I'll do whatever you want.
Any of your bidding!
293
00:13:22,474 --> 00:13:24,514
-OK.
-Oh, overlord...
294
00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:27,274
-Thank you, Tom.
-Thank you, Paul.
295
00:13:29,274 --> 00:13:33,594
-We should probably
discuss the Crusades.
296
00:13:33,634 --> 00:13:35,474
-Yes.
-Controversial.
297
00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:36,914
Which side did you fight on?
298
00:13:36,954 --> 00:13:39,114
The Christian side
or the Muslim side?
299
00:13:40,154 --> 00:13:41,194
-Wow.
300
00:13:41,234 --> 00:13:44,194
(LAUGHTER)
301
00:13:44,234 --> 00:13:46,234
-Do you wanna just
distance yourself from him?
302
00:13:46,274 --> 00:13:47,794
We're just gonna move over here.
303
00:13:47,834 --> 00:13:49,554
-I was more of the kind of...
304
00:13:49,594 --> 00:13:51,314
I was more of a pilferer.
305
00:13:53,674 --> 00:13:55,794
Any side! I'll take any of those!
306
00:13:56,994 --> 00:13:59,794
-Paul, I am ready
for another incredible thing.
307
00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:04,314
-How about 20 more incredible things?
Here's Hayley and Tofiga.
308
00:14:04,354 --> 00:14:06,074
-Most incredible thing.
309
00:14:06,114 --> 00:14:07,154
Got a piano?
310
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:08,914
-Like a keyboard? Yeah.
-Yep.
311
00:14:08,954 --> 00:14:10,874
-You'll play it ten times?
-Ten times.
312
00:14:10,914 --> 00:14:12,634
-I'm quite good at parallel parking.
313
00:14:12,674 --> 00:14:14,274
-That's pretty incredible.
314
00:14:14,314 --> 00:14:15,794
-Here's the first song.
315
00:14:22,354 --> 00:14:24,154
It's quite incredible,
cause it's a duet.
316
00:14:24,194 --> 00:14:26,234
Two people.
I'm playing it by myself.
317
00:14:26,274 --> 00:14:28,954
-Just pretend. This is like
a busy inner city street.
318
00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:30,834
And I've been circling
the block for hours.
319
00:14:30,874 --> 00:14:32,194
Oh, look, there's a park.
320
00:14:42,994 --> 00:14:44,114
One.
321
00:14:44,154 --> 00:14:45,474
-What's another style?
322
00:14:45,514 --> 00:14:47,074
See if we can get ten styles, ay?
323
00:14:47,114 --> 00:14:48,194
-Jazz.
324
00:14:50,914 --> 00:14:52,794
-Oh, my god!
The eulogy's starting!
325
00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:55,114
Oh, my god, my Grandfather's
gonna be so upset.
326
00:14:55,154 --> 00:14:58,434
I'm a bit out. But for a funeral
I'd say that's good.
327
00:14:58,474 --> 00:14:59,554
-What's another style you want?
328
00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:00,714
-Blues.
329
00:15:05,394 --> 00:15:06,834
-Look, here's a park!
330
00:15:06,874 --> 00:15:09,194
Oh, my god. Fantastic.
Oh! That's great.
331
00:15:11,594 --> 00:15:12,914
Hamlet's ready.
332
00:15:15,474 --> 00:15:16,714
Sorry I'm late!
333
00:15:16,754 --> 00:15:18,434
-It's not really acceptable.
You're so late.
334
00:15:18,474 --> 00:15:20,034
-No, no, let me just park!
335
00:15:20,074 --> 00:15:21,114
I'm here, I'm here. I'm sorry.
336
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,034
-It's a good park,
but I've been here for three hours.
337
00:15:23,074 --> 00:15:24,354
-That was an incredible park!
338
00:15:28,994 --> 00:15:30,834
I'm from Yugoslavia.
339
00:15:30,874 --> 00:15:32,074
Oh, my gosh.
340
00:15:32,114 --> 00:15:34,514
Thank you, Sir.
Thank you so much!
341
00:15:34,554 --> 00:15:35,714
-Welcome to New Zealand.
342
00:15:38,394 --> 00:15:40,114
-You stupid boy!
You stay there!
343
00:15:40,154 --> 00:15:41,394
Don't move, Paul!
344
00:15:41,434 --> 00:15:43,794
Wait for Mum to parallel park.
Get in the car.
345
00:15:48,674 --> 00:15:49,874
Oh!
346
00:15:49,914 --> 00:15:51,634
OK. Ahh!
347
00:15:51,674 --> 00:15:52,834
Oh, here we go.
348
00:15:52,874 --> 00:15:54,434
Oh, yeah.
349
00:15:54,474 --> 00:15:56,674
-Ma'am, I don't think
you should be behind the wheel.
350
00:15:56,714 --> 00:15:58,154
-That's ten styles, ay?
351
00:15:58,194 --> 00:15:59,274
-I don't think that's ten.
352
00:16:02,794 --> 00:16:04,754
Is that one?
-Yeah, we'll make that one, ay.
353
00:16:04,794 --> 00:16:07,394
-Oh! Oh, god!
354
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,554
I'm gonna have to parallel park.
355
00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:11,434
Oh, my god the baby's coming out!
356
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:15,634
(IMITATES BABY CRYING)
357
00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:16,794
Incredible.
358
00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:18,874
-This is a horror one.
359
00:16:18,914 --> 00:16:20,674
I'm gonna get you, Paul!
360
00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:21,954
Oh!
361
00:16:23,354 --> 00:16:24,914
And then I cut your head off.
362
00:16:24,954 --> 00:16:29,634
-Mum, Dad, when this car
stops a bomb is gonna go off.
363
00:16:29,674 --> 00:16:31,634
But I can't keep driving forever.
364
00:16:31,674 --> 00:16:32,834
This is it.
365
00:16:32,874 --> 00:16:34,474
-What are you doing? Don't park.
366
00:16:34,514 --> 00:16:35,554
-Goodbye, Paul.
367
00:16:41,074 --> 00:16:42,434
Oh!
368
00:16:42,474 --> 00:16:43,914
Look at it, Paul!
369
00:16:43,954 --> 00:16:44,994
-One more ay.
370
00:16:45,034 --> 00:16:48,154
This was Mozart's final piece
before he died.
371
00:16:48,194 --> 00:16:49,314
-OK.
372
00:16:53,754 --> 00:16:56,434
(LAUGHTER)
373
00:17:00,194 --> 00:17:01,754
You could have made it
a little bit more difficult
374
00:17:01,794 --> 00:17:04,554
by perhaps putting the other cars
a little closer together.
375
00:17:04,594 --> 00:17:05,674
That was a giant parallel park.
-We did... I don't...
376
00:17:05,714 --> 00:17:06,754
If you can see it in this,
377
00:17:06,794 --> 00:17:08,754
but each time we made the gap
smaller and smaller.
378
00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:10,714
But I'm glad
that we actually focused
379
00:17:10,754 --> 00:17:11,834
on the character work.
380
00:17:12,954 --> 00:17:16,954
-Not to be a snitch,
but Hayley did nine parks.
381
00:17:19,634 --> 00:17:24,354
-That's actually bullshit. Paul.
382
00:17:24,394 --> 00:17:27,154
-Well, I mean, we showed them all,
and there were nine.
383
00:17:27,194 --> 00:17:29,314
-Well, then count my characters.
384
00:17:29,354 --> 00:17:30,834
-Well, again, nine.
385
00:17:33,234 --> 00:17:34,234
-Bubba, did you know,
386
00:17:34,274 --> 00:17:36,434
Tofiga could play
the piano like that?
387
00:17:36,474 --> 00:17:39,234
-Hell yeah.
He's raised in the church.
388
00:17:39,274 --> 00:17:40,354
-His whole body moved
389
00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:42,954
more than he has
in this entire season of Taskmaster.
390
00:17:42,994 --> 00:17:44,834
Just with his fingers there moving.
391
00:17:44,874 --> 00:17:46,314
-Are you mocking my friend?
392
00:17:47,474 --> 00:17:48,594
-No.
393
00:17:50,394 --> 00:17:53,314
-He's really enjoyed
making Paul move quite a lot so far.
394
00:17:53,354 --> 00:17:55,354
-Yeah.
-Good. It's about time you move.
395
00:17:56,874 --> 00:17:59,594
-And I was moved
by the quality of his piano.
396
00:18:00,634 --> 00:18:01,914
-Same it was so good.
397
00:18:01,954 --> 00:18:04,634
Like every song that he did.
All ten of them.
398
00:18:11,554 --> 00:18:13,034
-So, how do you want to score it?
399
00:18:13,074 --> 00:18:14,554
-Normally, I would disqualify Hayley
400
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,274
for not completing
the task properly.
401
00:18:16,314 --> 00:18:18,714
But I'll give you a point for that.
-Thank you, Jeremy.
402
00:18:18,754 --> 00:18:20,274
-Two for being.
403
00:18:20,314 --> 00:18:22,274
Because, no, I thought
the flips were amazing,
404
00:18:22,314 --> 00:18:24,034
but I think you undid them
with every move
405
00:18:24,074 --> 00:18:25,834
that you did in between it.
406
00:18:25,874 --> 00:18:28,194
Abby, three points for you.
407
00:18:28,234 --> 00:18:29,514
Because I learned
some interesting things
408
00:18:29,554 --> 00:18:32,194
about the captain of the Titanic
with the piss play.
409
00:18:32,234 --> 00:18:34,434
Four points for Tofiga,
410
00:18:34,474 --> 00:18:36,354
because impressive
piano play from him.
411
00:18:36,394 --> 00:18:40,434
And five points to Tom Sainsbury
time travelling!
412
00:18:40,474 --> 00:18:42,474
(APPLAUSE)
413
00:18:44,074 --> 00:18:45,954
-So, should we look
at the scoreboard.
414
00:18:45,994 --> 00:18:48,434
Currently out in first
with nine points.
415
00:18:48,474 --> 00:18:49,914
It's Tom Sainsbury.
416
00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:51,954
(APPLAUSE)
417
00:18:53,914 --> 00:18:56,954
OK. Let's keep things moving.
Paul, what do you got for me?
418
00:18:56,994 --> 00:18:58,354
-Bravo, Charlie.
419
00:18:58,394 --> 00:19:01,314
Take off your uniform
and pour yourself a Kilo of Whiskey
420
00:19:01,354 --> 00:19:04,074
at the Foxtrot Golf Hotel in India.
421
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,674
-Paul?
422
00:19:16,714 --> 00:19:17,994
-I see a task.
423
00:19:19,594 --> 00:19:21,394
-Paul's not here.
424
00:19:21,434 --> 00:19:22,834
-"Follow Paul's instructions.
425
00:19:22,874 --> 00:19:26,874
"You may tell him to stop
or ask him to start again."
426
00:19:26,914 --> 00:19:28,754
-Hello, Paul.
427
00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:31,714
-Hello, Paul.
I'm ready for some instructions.
428
00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:34,074
-Charlie.
429
00:19:34,114 --> 00:19:35,234
Oscar.
430
00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:36,514
-Hey, Oscar.
431
00:19:36,554 --> 00:19:37,714
Do you know where Paul is?
432
00:19:37,754 --> 00:19:39,194
-November.
433
00:19:39,234 --> 00:19:41,114
-January. February. March.
434
00:19:41,154 --> 00:19:42,994
-Sierra.
435
00:19:43,034 --> 00:19:44,154
Tango.
436
00:19:46,874 --> 00:19:47,914
-OK.
437
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,714
Quick show of hands.
438
00:19:49,754 --> 00:19:51,674
Who knows the NATO alphabet?
439
00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:54,834
-Of course.
440
00:19:56,554 --> 00:19:58,194
-No-one else?
-I know bits of it.
441
00:19:58,234 --> 00:20:00,554
-I probably know most of it.
-They've had sex, Jeremy.
442
00:20:02,274 --> 00:20:04,354
-I've had Sierra Echo Xylophone.
443
00:20:06,114 --> 00:20:09,034
-And I've had a fun time
with my dad in the garage.
444
00:20:10,314 --> 00:20:12,314
I mean, no, no, no!
445
00:20:12,354 --> 00:20:16,314
I'm sorry!
Learning-learning the codes!
446
00:20:16,354 --> 00:20:18,634
Learning the codes!
447
00:20:18,674 --> 00:20:22,034
-OK, who are we gonna see
tackle the task first, Paul?
448
00:20:22,074 --> 00:20:26,634
-Once again up first, we have Bravo,
Echo, November and Alpha.
449
00:20:26,674 --> 00:20:28,554
Bravo, Bravo, Yankee.
450
00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:29,794
Charlie.
451
00:20:29,834 --> 00:20:30,874
-Yeah. C.
452
00:20:30,914 --> 00:20:32,234
-Oscar.
453
00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:34,594
-Uh-huh.
-November.
454
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:36,754
Sierra.
-S.
455
00:20:36,794 --> 00:20:38,114
-Tango.
456
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:39,194
-CONST.
457
00:20:39,234 --> 00:20:40,354
-Romeo.
458
00:20:40,394 --> 00:20:41,434
-R.
459
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,194
-Uniform.
-Yeah.
460
00:20:43,234 --> 00:20:44,994
-Charlie.
461
00:20:45,034 --> 00:20:47,234
-OK. Yep.
462
00:20:47,274 --> 00:20:49,714
-Tango.
-Construct.
463
00:20:49,754 --> 00:20:51,674
-Alpha.
-A.
464
00:20:51,714 --> 00:20:53,394
-Papa. Alpha.
465
00:20:53,434 --> 00:20:54,514
Papa.
-P-A-P.
466
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:55,594
-Echo.
467
00:20:55,634 --> 00:20:56,674
-It's gonna be Paper.
468
00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:57,754
-Romeo.
469
00:20:57,794 --> 00:20:59,274
-Yeah, was way ahead of you there.
470
00:20:59,314 --> 00:21:01,434
-Papa. Lima.
471
00:21:01,474 --> 00:21:02,514
Alpha.
472
00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:03,634
-Plane. Paper plane.
473
00:21:03,674 --> 00:21:04,714
-November.
474
00:21:04,754 --> 00:21:08,514
Echo. Alpha. November.
475
00:21:08,554 --> 00:21:09,794
Delta.
476
00:21:09,834 --> 00:21:11,674
-D.
477
00:21:11,714 --> 00:21:14,994
-Tango. India. Bravo. Yankee.
478
00:21:15,034 --> 00:21:19,514
Sierra. Alpha. Tango. India. Bravo.
479
00:21:19,554 --> 00:21:21,194
Foxtrot.
480
00:21:21,234 --> 00:21:22,514
Alpha.
481
00:21:22,554 --> 00:21:24,834
Sierra. Tango.
482
00:21:24,874 --> 00:21:25,914
-Fastest wins.
483
00:21:25,954 --> 00:21:27,234
-Echo.
-Fastest.
484
00:21:27,274 --> 00:21:28,394
Oh, my god.
-Sierra.
485
00:21:28,434 --> 00:21:29,514
-You can stop.
486
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,834
-Not very good at planes.
487
00:21:45,834 --> 00:21:46,954
-Complete.
488
00:21:46,994 --> 00:21:48,194
-I've stopped the clock.
489
00:21:48,234 --> 00:21:49,394
Thank you, Ben.
490
00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:50,874
Do you think anyone will beat that?
491
00:21:50,914 --> 00:21:53,314
-Wouldn't have thought so.
You'll see it.
492
00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:56,474
But actually, I figured it out
before you even finished.
493
00:21:56,514 --> 00:21:59,514
(APPLAUSE)
494
00:22:01,234 --> 00:22:03,274
That is the most bored
495
00:22:03,314 --> 00:22:06,394
I've ever seen a contestant
on the show, Ben.
496
00:22:06,434 --> 00:22:09,314
-What they didn't show
was Paul had to restart three times.
497
00:22:10,394 --> 00:22:11,594
So, I was a bit bored by the end.
498
00:22:11,634 --> 00:22:14,114
-It was impressive, though.
No pen.
499
00:22:14,154 --> 00:22:15,434
Straight off the top of the dome.
500
00:22:15,474 --> 00:22:17,354
-Yeah, I must have
not been hung over that day.
501
00:22:18,514 --> 00:22:20,554
-Abby, you didn't lose focus
for a second.
502
00:22:20,594 --> 00:22:22,794
You were right on the task there,
by the looks of it.
503
00:22:22,834 --> 00:22:26,594
-Yeah. It's not often you feel,
"Oh, I'm actually doing well here."
504
00:22:26,634 --> 00:22:29,154
And a dangerous train of thought.
505
00:22:29,194 --> 00:22:30,274
-OK, Paul.
506
00:22:30,314 --> 00:22:33,434
How long did it take Abby and Ben
to put the plane in the bin?
507
00:22:33,474 --> 00:22:36,114
-Ben. Ten minutes and 22 seconds.
508
00:22:36,154 --> 00:22:39,194
Abby six minutes 57.
-Yeah.
509
00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:40,714
-Oh.
-Speed demons.
510
00:22:40,754 --> 00:22:41,794
-Ben.
511
00:22:41,834 --> 00:22:43,874
Can I just say
when the light hit your face?
512
00:22:43,914 --> 00:22:45,594
Absolutely delightful skin.
513
00:22:45,634 --> 00:22:47,274
What's your skincare routine?
514
00:22:47,314 --> 00:22:49,634
-Yeah, it's good ay?
-Yeah. What is your routine?
515
00:22:49,674 --> 00:22:50,794
-For an 80 year old man.
516
00:22:53,234 --> 00:22:55,554
Water.
-OK.
517
00:22:55,594 --> 00:22:59,514
I can't wait to watch more comedians
screw up some paper planes
518
00:22:59,554 --> 00:23:00,714
and throw them in a bin.
519
00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:02,314
Don't turn the TV off now,
520
00:23:02,354 --> 00:23:04,154
or you'll be throwing
your life in the bin.
521
00:23:04,194 --> 00:23:06,194
More Taskmaster after this.
522
00:23:06,234 --> 00:23:09,234
(APPLAUSE)
523
00:23:16,914 --> 00:23:19,714
Nau mai ano,
welcome back to Taskmaster.
524
00:23:19,754 --> 00:23:20,914
Before the break, our comedians
525
00:23:20,954 --> 00:23:24,074
were told to blindly follow
Paul's instructions.
526
00:23:24,114 --> 00:23:27,434
Something nobody should ever do
in real life.
527
00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:28,834
Who's next then, Paul?
528
00:23:28,874 --> 00:23:31,034
-Ben and Abby
set some very fast times.
529
00:23:31,074 --> 00:23:32,954
Will these three copy that?
530
00:23:32,994 --> 00:23:36,194
It's Tom, Tofiga and Hayley.
Over and out.
531
00:23:36,234 --> 00:23:39,034
-"Construct a paper plane
and take it to the balcony."
532
00:23:39,074 --> 00:23:40,594
-Sierra.
533
00:23:40,634 --> 00:23:42,434
-"Scrunch it up
and throw it in the bin."
534
00:23:42,474 --> 00:23:45,234
-Foxtrot. Alpha.
535
00:23:45,274 --> 00:23:46,354
-Fa...
536
00:23:46,394 --> 00:23:47,994
-Sierra.
537
00:23:48,034 --> 00:23:49,274
-Fastest wins.
538
00:23:49,314 --> 00:23:51,314
-Tango.
-Tango.
539
00:23:51,354 --> 00:23:53,274
Echo?
-Echo.
540
00:23:54,354 --> 00:23:55,594
Sierra.
541
00:23:55,634 --> 00:23:57,314
-Tango?
-Tango.
542
00:23:57,354 --> 00:23:58,754
-Whiskey?
543
00:24:00,074 --> 00:24:01,874
-Whiskey?
544
00:24:01,914 --> 00:24:02,994
-Lima.
545
00:24:03,034 --> 00:24:04,354
-Oh.
546
00:24:04,394 --> 00:24:05,514
-Lima.
547
00:24:06,994 --> 00:24:08,074
Oscar.
548
00:24:10,554 --> 00:24:12,514
Sierra.
549
00:24:12,554 --> 00:24:14,114
-Thank god I stayed.
550
00:24:14,154 --> 00:24:15,474
-Echo.
551
00:24:16,594 --> 00:24:17,674
Sierra.
552
00:24:17,714 --> 00:24:20,674
-"Fastest loses."
553
00:24:20,714 --> 00:24:23,994
Time to go slowly.
554
00:24:24,034 --> 00:24:25,434
-So, the fastest loses?
555
00:24:25,474 --> 00:24:27,394
-Yeah.
-What am I missing?
556
00:24:27,434 --> 00:24:28,674
Hi!
557
00:24:31,474 --> 00:24:32,714
Oh, no!
558
00:24:33,794 --> 00:24:34,994
-I've stopped the clock.
559
00:24:35,034 --> 00:24:36,394
-So, I just wait here for a bit.
560
00:24:36,434 --> 00:24:38,634
-So, you're taking your time?
-Yeah.
561
00:24:38,674 --> 00:24:39,874
-That makes sense.
562
00:24:39,914 --> 00:24:42,114
-Nice day innit?
-Really nice.
563
00:24:42,154 --> 00:24:43,874
Perfect landing.
-Thank you.
564
00:24:43,914 --> 00:24:45,994
But I should have gone
and had a beer or something.
565
00:24:46,034 --> 00:24:47,554
Like I was too fast.
566
00:24:47,594 --> 00:24:49,474
-Time is still going?
-Yeah.
567
00:24:49,514 --> 00:24:50,794
-Alright.
568
00:24:50,834 --> 00:24:52,354
-I might as well try
and make it an interesting way
569
00:24:52,394 --> 00:24:53,474
of getting it in the bin.
570
00:24:56,874 --> 00:24:58,234
-You just kick it into the gutter?
571
00:24:58,274 --> 00:25:00,074
-I might have to make a new plane.
-OK.
572
00:25:00,114 --> 00:25:02,114
-The vegetarian option's
unbelievable.
573
00:25:02,154 --> 00:25:04,274
-That's chicken. Yeah.
-That's a chicken.
574
00:25:04,314 --> 00:25:07,794
Fooled me.
I thought it was a cucumber.
575
00:25:07,834 --> 00:25:09,714
-So, when do you think
you'll put the...
576
00:25:09,754 --> 00:25:11,274
-Ah, not 'til later, brother.
577
00:25:11,314 --> 00:25:12,514
-Oh, you want to do it later?
578
00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:13,794
-I'm gonna have to win this one.
579
00:25:21,234 --> 00:25:24,114
OK, Paul. It is now time.
580
00:25:26,714 --> 00:25:29,354
And all I gotta do
is just put it in?
581
00:25:29,394 --> 00:25:30,834
Think it's long enough.
582
00:25:34,194 --> 00:25:36,114
Isa!
583
00:25:36,154 --> 00:25:37,434
-Stopped the clock.
584
00:25:37,474 --> 00:25:39,154
-I reckon I've won this one.
585
00:25:41,674 --> 00:25:44,314
-If I remember these,
on this episode,
586
00:25:44,354 --> 00:25:45,594
will you remember the bin?
587
00:25:45,634 --> 00:25:46,674
-I'll remember the bin.
588
00:25:46,714 --> 00:25:47,954
-We'll just pause here for now then.
589
00:25:47,994 --> 00:25:49,234
-I'll keep the clock going.
590
00:25:49,274 --> 00:25:50,674
-Over and out.
591
00:25:50,714 --> 00:25:51,754
-Over and out.
592
00:25:51,794 --> 00:25:53,794
(APPLAUSE)
593
00:25:56,154 --> 00:25:58,674
Abby and Ben.
How do you feel now?
594
00:25:58,714 --> 00:26:01,834
-Oh, a little bit silly, Jeremy.
595
00:26:01,874 --> 00:26:04,634
-I still think Tom was faster.
596
00:26:04,674 --> 00:26:07,114
-I'm arguably the biggest idiot
of them all.
597
00:26:09,474 --> 00:26:10,634
-You actually are.
598
00:26:10,674 --> 00:26:12,834
-I figured it out,
and then I did it anyway.
599
00:26:14,394 --> 00:26:18,914
-So, Tom was 24 seconds
faster than Ben.
600
00:26:20,674 --> 00:26:23,674
(LAUGHTER)
601
00:26:25,314 --> 00:26:26,474
It was so strange,
602
00:26:26,514 --> 00:26:30,354
Bubba, to see Tofiga
do really, really well at a task
603
00:26:30,394 --> 00:26:32,834
that you had to do really slowly.
604
00:26:34,474 --> 00:26:35,714
So surprising.
605
00:26:35,754 --> 00:26:37,234
-He's currently winning it.
606
00:26:37,274 --> 00:26:39,314
Unless Hayley can complete the task.
607
00:26:39,354 --> 00:26:40,714
-Yeah, is that?
-Do you have a bin?
608
00:26:40,754 --> 00:26:41,754
-I do have the bin.
609
00:26:41,794 --> 00:26:43,754
-Yeah, I just need
to finish my task now.
610
00:26:43,794 --> 00:26:45,554
-I'll-I'll bring you the bin.
611
00:26:47,434 --> 00:26:48,514
-Thank you.
612
00:26:48,554 --> 00:26:50,514
I know this is a huge pain
in the balls, but.
613
00:26:57,474 --> 00:26:59,634
There you go.
-Yay!
614
00:26:59,674 --> 00:27:01,954
-OK.
-I have stopped the clock.
615
00:27:01,994 --> 00:27:06,954
The time to be slower
than was Tofiga's time of 69 days,
616
00:27:06,994 --> 00:27:09,954
two hours, 41 minutes
and 10 seconds.
617
00:27:09,994 --> 00:27:11,714
Hayley has just come in,
618
00:27:11,754 --> 00:27:15,074
101 days, seven hours
and 16 minutes.
619
00:27:15,114 --> 00:27:16,594
-Wow, OK.
620
00:27:16,634 --> 00:27:17,954
-Yes.
621
00:27:17,994 --> 00:27:21,314
That will mean one point for Abby,
two points for Tom,
622
00:27:21,354 --> 00:27:23,954
three points for Ben,
four points for Tofiga,
623
00:27:23,994 --> 00:27:25,434
and five points for Hayley.
624
00:27:25,474 --> 00:27:27,634
(APPLAUSE)
625
00:27:27,674 --> 00:27:30,394
OK. I'm ready for another task, PW.
626
00:27:30,434 --> 00:27:32,314
-It's time for another task.
627
00:27:32,354 --> 00:27:33,474
And you should enjoy this one
628
00:27:33,514 --> 00:27:36,834
for the length it takes you to sing
Happy Birthday twice.
629
00:27:44,634 --> 00:27:46,274
-Hi.
-Hello, Tom.
630
00:27:46,314 --> 00:27:48,514
Hello, Tofiga.
-Paul!
631
00:27:48,554 --> 00:27:50,114
-Hello, Abby.
-Hello, Paul.
632
00:27:50,154 --> 00:27:51,434
-A pleasure to see you again.
633
00:27:51,474 --> 00:27:52,514
-Likewise.
634
00:27:52,554 --> 00:27:53,634
-Where is the envelope?
635
00:27:53,674 --> 00:27:55,754
-The tasks never come in envelopes.
636
00:27:56,874 --> 00:27:57,914
-What's happening?
637
00:27:57,954 --> 00:27:58,994
-What am I meant to do?
638
00:27:59,034 --> 00:28:00,474
-Oh, just the task.
639
00:28:00,514 --> 00:28:02,514
-I know where it is.
640
00:28:04,114 --> 00:28:06,314
Ooh! Mama mia!
641
00:28:07,634 --> 00:28:09,394
-Got a good feeling
about this one, brother.
642
00:28:09,434 --> 00:28:11,354
-OK, here we go.
643
00:28:11,394 --> 00:28:12,714
-"Make soap."
644
00:28:14,034 --> 00:28:15,674
-"Best soap wins."
645
00:28:15,714 --> 00:28:18,834
-"You have 29 seconds
to order your ingredients."
646
00:28:18,874 --> 00:28:21,674
-"And 20 minutes
to make the soap."
647
00:28:21,714 --> 00:28:23,394
-"Your time starts now."
648
00:28:23,434 --> 00:28:25,634
-OK, so I need a fat.
649
00:28:25,674 --> 00:28:26,714
-What kind of fat?
650
00:28:26,754 --> 00:28:28,674
-Vegetable fat or animal fat.
651
00:28:28,714 --> 00:28:30,794
-I would like coconut oil, please.
652
00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:31,874
-Lemon.
653
00:28:31,914 --> 00:28:33,434
-Some soap from the supermarket.
654
00:28:33,474 --> 00:28:35,194
-What, a bar of soap?
-Bar of soap.
655
00:28:35,234 --> 00:28:37,074
-Soap. A bar of soap.
656
00:28:37,114 --> 00:28:39,074
-Like a sweet essence
of some description.
657
00:28:39,114 --> 00:28:41,314
-Be specific.
-Peach.
658
00:28:41,354 --> 00:28:42,394
-Some salt.
659
00:28:42,434 --> 00:28:43,474
-Shea butter.
660
00:28:43,514 --> 00:28:44,554
-Peppermint.
661
00:28:44,594 --> 00:28:46,234
-Rexona and ice cream.
662
00:28:46,274 --> 00:28:48,554
-Glitter. $20 in a note.
663
00:28:48,594 --> 00:28:50,714
-Give me some chocolate
and some bananas.
664
00:28:50,754 --> 00:28:51,794
-Oats.
665
00:28:51,834 --> 00:28:53,394
-Saffron.
-Bran flakes.
666
00:28:53,434 --> 00:28:55,474
-"Your time starts now."
667
00:28:56,754 --> 00:28:58,234
Make soap...
668
00:28:59,434 --> 00:29:02,274
OK, make soap.
669
00:29:03,434 --> 00:29:04,474
Make soap.
670
00:29:04,514 --> 00:29:08,034
So, what's soap made out of? Fat.
Soap's made out of fat.
671
00:29:08,074 --> 00:29:09,354
-You've got 15 seconds.
672
00:29:09,394 --> 00:29:11,274
-To-to order the ingredients?
-Yes.
673
00:29:11,314 --> 00:29:12,354
-Oh, from you?
-Yes.
674
00:29:12,394 --> 00:29:13,434
10 seconds.
675
00:29:13,474 --> 00:29:15,634
-I need fat and I need...
676
00:29:15,674 --> 00:29:17,314
-What fat?
677
00:29:17,354 --> 00:29:18,394
-Cow fat!
678
00:29:18,434 --> 00:29:20,834
And-and some food colouring.
-Five seconds.
679
00:29:20,874 --> 00:29:22,114
-Some pink food colouring!
680
00:29:25,434 --> 00:29:26,474
Think that's all I need.
681
00:29:26,514 --> 00:29:27,834
I think I just churn it
or something.
682
00:29:27,874 --> 00:29:30,354
Or is that butter?
Oh, my god. I don't know.
683
00:29:34,874 --> 00:29:38,714
-I want to make it very clear
that if anyone makes soap with soap,
684
00:29:38,754 --> 00:29:39,954
there's no points.
685
00:29:39,994 --> 00:29:41,554
-Ooh, interesting.
-No points.
686
00:29:41,594 --> 00:29:43,234
-So, a few people did order soap.
687
00:29:43,274 --> 00:29:44,314
-I saw that.
688
00:29:44,354 --> 00:29:46,234
-I can keep an open mind, Jeremy.
689
00:29:47,354 --> 00:29:49,834
-Hey! Let's... Let the taskmaster
do his job, shall we?
690
00:29:51,154 --> 00:29:52,194
-OK, Paul.
691
00:29:52,234 --> 00:29:54,234
Whose soap making
are we gonna see first?
692
00:29:54,274 --> 00:29:57,114
-These three were named
after the final stage
693
00:29:57,154 --> 00:29:58,994
of the hand washing process.
694
00:29:59,034 --> 00:30:03,314
It's Abby Towels, Hayley Towel,
and Towel-Figa Fepulea'i.
695
00:30:05,314 --> 00:30:07,914
-Oh, my ingredients! Wonderful.
696
00:30:07,954 --> 00:30:11,074
-I knew I should have gone
to my science classes.
697
00:30:11,114 --> 00:30:12,874
Any of the classes really.
698
00:30:12,914 --> 00:30:15,114
I should have gone
to school full stop.
699
00:30:16,554 --> 00:30:18,394
-I put in too many oats.
700
00:30:18,434 --> 00:30:20,074
-You can never have too many oats.
701
00:30:20,114 --> 00:30:21,154
-Totes.
702
00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:22,834
Maybe that's the name of the bar.
703
00:30:22,874 --> 00:30:24,034
Totes Oat Soap.
704
00:30:24,074 --> 00:30:28,434
-I've got saffron for elegance
and that touch of luxury.
705
00:30:28,474 --> 00:30:30,954
-You usually put
about a teaspoon on there.
706
00:30:30,994 --> 00:30:32,514
And what that helps
is that actually,
707
00:30:32,554 --> 00:30:34,714
um, lafritigizes
there into priticles.
708
00:30:34,754 --> 00:30:35,954
Yeah, oh sorry.
709
00:30:35,994 --> 00:30:38,274
That's scientific terms
you're probably not familiar with.
710
00:30:38,314 --> 00:30:39,834
-Some peppermint essential oils.
711
00:30:41,234 --> 00:30:43,234
-I just feel like no-one
actually needs to know
712
00:30:43,274 --> 00:30:44,874
that I've grated soap into the soap.
713
00:30:44,914 --> 00:30:46,554
The majority of it is shea butter.
714
00:30:46,594 --> 00:30:48,474
-So, you want us to edit that out?
715
00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:50,154
-Yes, please.
-OK.
716
00:30:52,754 --> 00:30:54,994
-That's some clean money, I think.
717
00:30:58,074 --> 00:30:59,554
-I sort of have just made oats.
718
00:31:01,794 --> 00:31:03,434
-Just gotta let it set.
719
00:31:03,474 --> 00:31:04,674
Just a couple of minutes.
720
00:31:04,714 --> 00:31:06,194
-I think that's quite good.
721
00:31:06,234 --> 00:31:07,394
Get it in the freezer.
722
00:31:12,994 --> 00:31:14,314
-I guarantee you,
723
00:31:14,354 --> 00:31:17,874
every bottle of soap
that you buy from me
724
00:31:17,914 --> 00:31:19,874
has a $20 bill on it.
725
00:31:19,914 --> 00:31:21,154
-What is the smell of your soap?
726
00:31:22,394 --> 00:31:23,514
-What does it smell like to you?
727
00:31:23,554 --> 00:31:26,274
-Like a 13 year old boy?
728
00:31:26,314 --> 00:31:28,394
-How do you know
what a 13 year old boy smells like?
729
00:31:29,514 --> 00:31:30,994
-Probably set now, ay?
730
00:31:31,034 --> 00:31:32,514
Oh, gosh. OK.
731
00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:38,314
-Oh, my gosh, it's beautiful.
732
00:31:42,034 --> 00:31:44,074
-Thank you, Tofiga.
-Thank you, Paul.
733
00:31:44,114 --> 00:31:46,274
-I loved every moment.
Bye soap!
734
00:32:03,714 --> 00:32:05,714
(APPLAUSE)
735
00:32:07,754 --> 00:32:10,314
Bubba, can you please explain to me
736
00:32:10,354 --> 00:32:12,554
what Tofiga meant when he said,
737
00:32:12,594 --> 00:32:16,674
and I quote,
"it lafritigizes into priticles."
738
00:32:16,714 --> 00:32:19,874
-Just like when your foratticus
is mecataking?
739
00:32:21,354 --> 00:32:24,034
It falls apart.
So, what he did was put it together.
740
00:32:24,074 --> 00:32:25,954
-Makes sense.
741
00:32:25,994 --> 00:32:28,314
-Should we talk about Hayley's soap?
742
00:32:28,354 --> 00:32:31,394
-Recycled soap with a climate lens.
743
00:32:31,434 --> 00:32:32,754
But you would feel
your hands are softer...
744
00:32:32,794 --> 00:32:34,714
Feel his hands.
They're softer than ever before.
745
00:32:34,754 --> 00:32:35,994
The oats and the shea butter.
746
00:32:37,714 --> 00:32:39,474
Oh, like you haven't
done this before!
747
00:32:39,514 --> 00:32:40,834
Come on.
748
00:32:40,874 --> 00:32:42,994
-They are very soft.
-Very soft, right?
749
00:32:43,034 --> 00:32:44,954
-Also very sweaty.
750
00:32:44,994 --> 00:32:47,514
(APPLAUSE)
751
00:32:52,434 --> 00:32:54,234
It's been quite the show for us.
752
00:32:54,274 --> 00:32:56,354
-It's been quite the show.
-Abby.
753
00:32:56,394 --> 00:32:58,074
You had money in yours!
754
00:32:58,114 --> 00:33:01,794
-You cannot think of a bad thing
to say about my soap.
755
00:33:01,834 --> 00:33:03,154
-I like the liquid soap.
756
00:33:03,194 --> 00:33:05,434
-Yeah, OK,
we're in agreement for once!
757
00:33:05,474 --> 00:33:07,674
-Yeah, you didn't try and turn...
-And there was no blood in it.
758
00:33:07,714 --> 00:33:10,754
I didn't mention murder
or dying in childbirth one time.
759
00:33:10,794 --> 00:33:12,074
I was so good!
760
00:33:12,114 --> 00:33:14,634
-The only thing
that was massacred was bacteria.
761
00:33:14,674 --> 00:33:16,954
-Yes. Exactly, Ben.
762
00:33:16,994 --> 00:33:19,754
-OK. More soap
when we come back after these ads.
763
00:33:19,794 --> 00:33:23,234
At least one of which
will probably be about soap.
764
00:33:23,274 --> 00:33:24,274
We'll see you soon.
765
00:33:24,314 --> 00:33:27,314
(APPLAUSE)
766
00:33:35,074 --> 00:33:37,554
Hoki mai,
welcome back to Taskmaster.
767
00:33:37,594 --> 00:33:38,754
What's happening, Paul?
768
00:33:38,794 --> 00:33:40,834
-Our contestants are making soap
769
00:33:40,874 --> 00:33:44,594
using unique
and inventive ingredients like soap.
770
00:33:45,994 --> 00:33:48,994
-Wait, uh, Ben.
What's your skincare routine?
771
00:33:50,234 --> 00:33:51,714
-Actually has a lot of pink fat.
772
00:33:52,874 --> 00:33:56,394
-I am very much looking forward
to just seeing your pink fat.
773
00:33:57,514 --> 00:33:59,154
-Buy-buy me a drink first.
774
00:34:00,954 --> 00:34:02,394
(LAUGHTER)
775
00:34:02,434 --> 00:34:05,434
-Yours had so many bits
of like food in it.
776
00:34:05,474 --> 00:34:07,314
Might as well put ketchup in there.
777
00:34:07,354 --> 00:34:08,914
Mustard. Old mustard hands!
778
00:34:08,954 --> 00:34:09,994
Remember.
-All right pink fat!
779
00:34:11,474 --> 00:34:13,954
-I'm ready for more soap, Paul.
Who have we got next?
780
00:34:13,994 --> 00:34:16,674
-They're the two contestants
who requested beef fat.
781
00:34:16,714 --> 00:34:20,114
And one of them requested
almost nothing else.
782
00:34:20,154 --> 00:34:22,194
It's Tom and Ben.
783
00:34:22,234 --> 00:34:25,274
-Oh, here we go! Perfect!
-Hi Tom.
784
00:34:25,314 --> 00:34:28,114
-This is us.
This is all I ordered, isn't it?
785
00:34:28,154 --> 00:34:29,514
-Yes.
-Yeah.
786
00:34:29,554 --> 00:34:32,954
-I couldn't find peach essence
so I got peach vape juice.
787
00:34:32,994 --> 00:34:34,434
-Oh, smells so good!
788
00:34:34,474 --> 00:34:37,674
-So, I think you just, like,
get this to a certain temperature
789
00:34:37,714 --> 00:34:39,114
and it, like, reduces for ages.
790
00:34:39,154 --> 00:34:41,754
And you put some colour in.
Like that.
791
00:34:41,794 --> 00:34:44,954
-This smells so bad.
But anyway, there we go.
792
00:34:44,994 --> 00:34:47,234
-It sounds and smells
like a Fish and Chip shop in here.
793
00:34:47,274 --> 00:34:49,994
-Look at that! This is genius.
794
00:34:50,034 --> 00:34:51,554
Dying for a vape, though.
795
00:34:51,594 --> 00:34:55,314
-Unscented, hypoallergenic,
pink soap.
796
00:34:55,354 --> 00:34:56,634
-Now, I'm just gonna put
this in the freezer
797
00:34:56,674 --> 00:34:57,674
and hope for the best.
798
00:34:57,714 --> 00:34:59,474
-You got 6.5 minutes.
799
00:34:59,514 --> 00:35:01,514
-Go! Set! Be soap!
800
00:35:04,674 --> 00:35:07,874
It's not long till the Warriors
start playing again.
801
00:35:07,914 --> 00:35:09,034
-You know what?
802
00:35:09,074 --> 00:35:11,194
Some fats dropped
onto the bottom of the freezer.
803
00:35:12,474 --> 00:35:13,874
Guess what it smells like?
804
00:35:13,914 --> 00:35:16,074
-Peach?
-You got it!
805
00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:17,874
-Does smell like peach.
806
00:35:17,914 --> 00:35:19,314
-What?
807
00:35:19,354 --> 00:35:20,634
I made soap.
808
00:35:23,114 --> 00:35:24,994
-OK. Nothing's happened.
809
00:35:25,034 --> 00:35:26,754
I'm gonna be honest with you, Paul.
810
00:35:26,794 --> 00:35:28,354
I don't think this is soap.
811
00:35:28,394 --> 00:35:29,474
-What is it?
812
00:35:29,514 --> 00:35:31,154
-Cold pink fat.
813
00:35:32,954 --> 00:35:34,994
-OK. Thank you, Ben.
-Thanks.
814
00:35:51,794 --> 00:35:54,794
(APPLAUSE)
815
00:35:56,234 --> 00:35:57,954
I gotta say, Ben.
816
00:35:57,994 --> 00:35:59,434
I think that "Totes Oats Soap"
817
00:35:59,474 --> 00:36:02,234
might sell a little bit
more than "Cold Pink Fat."
818
00:36:03,354 --> 00:36:06,314
-But how popular
were you on the way home with dogs?
819
00:36:07,634 --> 00:36:11,354
-Tom, you actually
accidentally made soap.
820
00:36:11,394 --> 00:36:13,394
-And it was kind of a heart shape
to celebrate,
821
00:36:13,434 --> 00:36:15,114
obviously, what's going on here.
822
00:36:15,154 --> 00:36:16,274
-Yeah.
823
00:36:17,514 --> 00:36:20,074
-So, who used soap in their soaps?
824
00:36:20,114 --> 00:36:21,594
-Two people.
825
00:36:21,634 --> 00:36:23,114
Tofiga, obviously.
826
00:36:23,154 --> 00:36:25,914
And Hayley did grate
a little bit of soap in.
827
00:36:25,954 --> 00:36:26,994
-Tiny. Tiny.
828
00:36:27,034 --> 00:36:29,394
-I know, but unfortunately,
no points for either of you guys.
829
00:36:29,434 --> 00:36:31,154
-Jeremy!
830
00:36:31,194 --> 00:36:33,554
-Three points for that horrific...
831
00:36:33,594 --> 00:36:35,034
-That's crazy!
-Yes!
832
00:36:35,074 --> 00:36:37,954
-That is insanity.
833
00:36:37,994 --> 00:36:40,434
-Four points for Abby
with the liquid soap,
834
00:36:40,474 --> 00:36:41,514
with the 20 bucks in it.
835
00:36:41,554 --> 00:36:44,674
And five points for Tom's
accidental soap that he made.
836
00:36:44,714 --> 00:36:46,074
-Yay!
-No.
837
00:36:46,114 --> 00:36:47,754
I'm not having it.
838
00:36:47,794 --> 00:36:49,314
-Yeah.
839
00:36:49,354 --> 00:36:51,194
-OK, this is unconventional, Paul.
840
00:36:51,234 --> 00:36:56,874
But I'd like to have a sneaky fourth
proper task in here, if we can.
841
00:36:56,914 --> 00:36:59,954
-Wow. You're a rebel.
And that's what I love about you.
842
00:37:01,394 --> 00:37:04,994
-Here's another task.
It's time to face the music.
843
00:37:13,354 --> 00:37:15,714
-Fi, ay-yay-ya-ya.
844
00:37:15,754 --> 00:37:17,514
Hello, Tofiga.
-Hey Paul!
845
00:37:17,554 --> 00:37:19,394
-Feeling good?
846
00:37:19,434 --> 00:37:21,194
-Feeling good.
-OK.
847
00:37:21,234 --> 00:37:23,114
-"Make a new musical instrument."
848
00:37:23,154 --> 00:37:26,194
-"It must be playable
and smaller than a dog."
849
00:37:26,234 --> 00:37:29,754
-"You have 30 minutes.
Your time starts now."
850
00:37:30,834 --> 00:37:32,474
-I'm just going to grab
everything and bring it down.
851
00:37:32,514 --> 00:37:34,634
-What do you mean, everything?
852
00:37:34,674 --> 00:37:36,194
-My crafts!
853
00:37:37,314 --> 00:37:40,314
(APPLAUSE)
854
00:37:41,794 --> 00:37:44,154
Alright, so who's instrument
are we gonna look at first?
855
00:37:44,194 --> 00:37:46,354
-The whole band's back together.
856
00:37:46,394 --> 00:37:47,594
Here's everyone.
857
00:37:48,714 --> 00:37:50,514
-Get down, boy!
Get down!
858
00:37:50,554 --> 00:37:51,594
-Why'd you say that?
859
00:37:51,634 --> 00:37:54,154
-Just to show you
that this is an Irish wolfhound.
860
00:37:54,194 --> 00:37:56,034
-Oh, like one standing up.
-Yeah.
861
00:37:57,154 --> 00:37:58,234
-You know what this is?
862
00:37:58,274 --> 00:37:59,954
-What?
-A Pan-jo.
863
00:38:00,994 --> 00:38:02,074
-That's really good.
864
00:38:02,114 --> 00:38:03,514
-I just need a comb.
865
00:38:03,554 --> 00:38:05,674
-A comb?
-Comb and tissues.
866
00:38:05,714 --> 00:38:07,674
-What about, like, some kind of hat?
867
00:38:07,714 --> 00:38:10,594
You know how, like,
with Australians with the cork hat?
868
00:38:10,634 --> 00:38:13,394
-OK, so this is my centrepiece
and my muse.
869
00:38:13,434 --> 00:38:15,234
-It's a poor man's instrument.
870
00:38:15,274 --> 00:38:16,754
My uncle used to play it
all the time.
871
00:38:16,794 --> 00:38:18,994
-So, if I could get that in there.
872
00:38:20,034 --> 00:38:21,994
-Careful not to stab yourself.
-Yeah.
873
00:38:23,274 --> 00:38:24,354
-Yeah!
874
00:38:25,874 --> 00:38:27,834
-You know what you'd play on a banjo?
875
00:38:27,874 --> 00:38:29,674
-What?
-Wok n Roll.
876
00:38:29,714 --> 00:38:31,354
-He's on fire.
877
00:38:32,474 --> 00:38:34,474
(VOCALISES)
878
00:38:36,714 --> 00:38:37,754
See?
879
00:38:37,794 --> 00:38:38,994
-So, what's actually happening?
880
00:38:39,034 --> 00:38:41,594
'Cause it seems like you're just
making the noise with your mouth.
881
00:38:41,634 --> 00:38:45,114
-The top part is for the lower notes
882
00:38:45,154 --> 00:38:47,874
and-and the other parts
the higher notes.
883
00:38:49,394 --> 00:38:50,474
-That's quite good.
884
00:38:52,554 --> 00:38:55,194
-I think this is like
a cursed instrument.
885
00:38:55,234 --> 00:38:58,714
Like when I put this on,
I'm gonna completely change.
886
00:38:58,754 --> 00:38:59,834
-Whoa.
887
00:39:05,114 --> 00:39:06,674
-OK, I think this is it.
888
00:39:06,714 --> 00:39:08,394
-Does this instrument have a name?
889
00:39:08,434 --> 00:39:10,234
-The Pauldemonium Tree.
890
00:39:10,274 --> 00:39:11,474
-The Red Death.
891
00:39:11,514 --> 00:39:14,074
-The Mellow Capello.
892
00:39:14,114 --> 00:39:16,754
-It's the combtissue.
893
00:39:16,794 --> 00:39:18,554
-The what?
-Combtissue.
894
00:39:18,594 --> 00:39:19,674
-Comb-tissue?
895
00:39:19,714 --> 00:39:20,794
-Yeah. Combtissue.
896
00:39:25,194 --> 00:39:26,554
-Ben out-punned
you there, that was...
897
00:39:26,594 --> 00:39:27,994
-Yeah. Really good.
898
00:39:28,034 --> 00:39:29,714
-One day you guys
should go away for the weekend
899
00:39:29,754 --> 00:39:31,794
and just pun together.
900
00:39:31,834 --> 00:39:33,594
-Jealous are we?
-Yeah. Wow.
901
00:39:35,074 --> 00:39:36,194
What a cuck.
902
00:39:42,994 --> 00:39:45,034
-So, here's some still images.
903
00:39:45,074 --> 00:39:47,154
-Oh, my goodness, Abby.
What have you done there?
904
00:39:48,434 --> 00:39:51,794
-You've got to love me for who I am.
905
00:39:51,834 --> 00:39:54,274
-And Tofiga. The Combtissue.
906
00:39:54,314 --> 00:39:55,634
-Sorry. What's it called?
907
00:39:55,674 --> 00:39:56,874
-The Combtissue.
908
00:39:56,914 --> 00:39:58,834
-Oh, for some reason,
I thought he said the cumtissue.
909
00:40:02,074 --> 00:40:04,194
-Tom Sainsbury...
-I'm sorry!
910
00:40:05,274 --> 00:40:06,954
-So, do you want
to score them, Jeremy?
911
00:40:06,994 --> 00:40:08,554
-I would love to score them.
912
00:40:08,594 --> 00:40:11,274
But, I actually probably
want to hear them first.
913
00:40:11,314 --> 00:40:13,874
And we have one thrilling part
to go, so stay tuned.
914
00:40:13,914 --> 00:40:16,914
(APPLAUSE)
915
00:40:24,354 --> 00:40:26,994
Kia ora ano,
welcome back to Taskmaster.
916
00:40:27,034 --> 00:40:29,754
Some people call it
"New Zealand Doesn't Have Talent."
917
00:40:29,794 --> 00:40:31,634
We're nearing
the end of the episode.
918
00:40:33,114 --> 00:40:35,794
Paul, could you give us
a scoreboard update, please?
919
00:40:35,834 --> 00:40:37,834
-Abby's in second with 13.
920
00:40:37,874 --> 00:40:39,474
But in first
with a three point lead,
921
00:40:39,514 --> 00:40:40,714
it's Tom Sainsbury.
922
00:40:40,754 --> 00:40:43,434
-Wow!
-OK, the stakes are high.
923
00:40:43,474 --> 00:40:45,794
Get on stage everyone
for the live task!
924
00:40:49,834 --> 00:40:51,954
Oh, I like the look of this, Paul.
925
00:40:51,994 --> 00:40:53,514
Who's gonna read out
the task tonight?
926
00:40:53,554 --> 00:40:54,594
-Tom Sainsbury.
927
00:40:54,634 --> 00:40:55,634
-Ooh...
928
00:40:55,674 --> 00:40:56,954
-Congrats.
-Thanks.
929
00:40:56,994 --> 00:40:58,434
-Huge.
930
00:40:58,474 --> 00:41:02,594
-"On your original instrument
perform a solo with this jazz band.
931
00:41:03,874 --> 00:41:04,954
"Best solo wins.
932
00:41:04,994 --> 00:41:07,994
"Your solo must last
for 15 seconds."
933
00:41:09,154 --> 00:41:10,274
-Oh, no.
934
00:41:10,314 --> 00:41:11,594
-Take it away, fellas.
935
00:41:16,554 --> 00:41:19,274
Please welcome
to the stage on his Pan-jo.
936
00:41:19,314 --> 00:41:20,834
It's Ben Hurley!
937
00:41:20,874 --> 00:41:23,874
(APPLAUSE)
938
00:41:42,514 --> 00:41:44,914
-Give it up
for Ben Hurley, everybody.
939
00:41:44,954 --> 00:41:48,794
Please welcome to the stage
on The Mellow Capello.
940
00:41:48,834 --> 00:41:53,274
It's Haley Sproull!
941
00:41:57,074 --> 00:41:59,874
-A-one, a-two.
A-Scooby-doobie-doo.
942
00:42:15,914 --> 00:42:19,314
-Hayley Sproull
on The Mellow Capello!
943
00:42:19,354 --> 00:42:23,074
Please welcome to the stage
on The Pauldemonium Tree.
944
00:42:23,114 --> 00:42:25,474
It's Tom Sainsbury!
945
00:42:42,274 --> 00:42:44,234
Tom Sainsbury!
946
00:42:47,034 --> 00:42:51,634
Up next on The Combtissue,
it's Bubba!
947
00:42:53,234 --> 00:42:54,794
Take it away.
948
00:43:12,914 --> 00:43:15,514
Bubba, everybody, on The Combtissue.
949
00:43:16,874 --> 00:43:22,034
And last but not least,
on The Red Death, it's Abby Howells!
950
00:43:26,754 --> 00:43:29,754
(LAUGHTER)
951
00:43:36,514 --> 00:43:37,994
-She's lost the party thing.
952
00:43:39,634 --> 00:43:41,314
(SCREAMS)
953
00:43:41,354 --> 00:43:43,234
-Somebody stop her!
954
00:43:45,674 --> 00:43:46,874
Smokin'!
955
00:43:51,994 --> 00:43:54,354
Now, bring it home, everybody!
956
00:44:09,434 --> 00:44:11,794
-OK, come on down and we'll score it.
957
00:44:11,834 --> 00:44:15,314
Another round of applause
for our musical comedians!
958
00:44:15,354 --> 00:44:18,354
(APPLAUSE)
959
00:44:20,114 --> 00:44:22,154
That was impressive.
I really enjoyed that.
960
00:44:22,194 --> 00:44:23,794
It's gonna be...
Oh, goodness me.
961
00:44:23,834 --> 00:44:24,954
There's that death mask again.
962
00:44:24,994 --> 00:44:26,754
-I can't take it off!
963
00:44:26,794 --> 00:44:28,754
-OK, I'm gonna have to score this.
964
00:44:28,794 --> 00:44:31,154
One for you, Hayley.
965
00:44:31,194 --> 00:44:32,714
-Outrageous.
966
00:44:32,754 --> 00:44:34,754
-Two for Ben with the Pan-jo.
967
00:44:34,794 --> 00:44:37,154
-The only actual instrument.
968
00:44:37,194 --> 00:44:38,794
-Three for the death mask.
969
00:44:38,834 --> 00:44:39,954
And the performance
on the death mask
970
00:44:39,994 --> 00:44:41,154
I thought it was particularly good.
971
00:44:41,194 --> 00:44:42,314
Four for Tom.
972
00:44:42,354 --> 00:44:47,434
And I'm going to go five for Bubba
going up for Tofiga!
973
00:44:47,474 --> 00:44:48,834
(APPLAUSE)
974
00:44:48,874 --> 00:44:51,194
-You have lost your mind.
975
00:44:51,234 --> 00:44:52,274
-What? What!
976
00:44:52,314 --> 00:44:55,034
-It's over! He's lost it!
977
00:44:55,074 --> 00:44:58,274
-Before you announce
the winner of ep seven,
978
00:44:58,314 --> 00:45:01,394
how are we looking
for the whole series?
979
00:45:01,434 --> 00:45:04,074
-In first equal both on 107.
980
00:45:04,114 --> 00:45:05,634
It's Hayley and Tom!
981
00:45:05,674 --> 00:45:07,314
(APPLAUSE)
982
00:45:07,354 --> 00:45:10,074
So, very close. Very close.
983
00:45:10,114 --> 00:45:12,674
-A huge turnaround for Tom Sainsbury,
984
00:45:12,714 --> 00:45:15,874
who has also won
the episode with 20 points!
985
00:45:15,914 --> 00:45:17,074
-Wow.
-Wow!
986
00:45:17,114 --> 00:45:18,874
Congratulations Tom!
987
00:45:18,914 --> 00:45:22,474
You're now the proud owner
of five delightful items
988
00:45:22,514 --> 00:45:23,674
from sketchy places.
989
00:45:23,714 --> 00:45:25,154
Please go and collect your items.
990
00:45:25,194 --> 00:45:28,034
And remember that if the police
ask you where you got them from,
991
00:45:28,074 --> 00:45:29,674
you know absolutely nothing.
992
00:45:29,714 --> 00:45:31,714
(APPLAUSE)
993
00:45:33,034 --> 00:45:34,434
Another episode down
994
00:45:34,474 --> 00:45:37,674
and we've learned
more than ever before.
995
00:45:37,714 --> 00:45:40,274
We learned never to assume
the end of the task.
996
00:45:40,314 --> 00:45:43,514
We learned that fat
might be one ingredient in soap,
997
00:45:43,554 --> 00:45:45,914
but probably shouldn't
be the only ingredient.
998
00:45:46,994 --> 00:45:50,074
And most importantly,
we've learned that Tom Sainsbury
999
00:45:50,114 --> 00:45:52,234
is the winner of episode seven!
1000
00:45:52,274 --> 00:45:55,674
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
See you next time, ka kite ano!
1001
00:45:55,714 --> 00:45:58,674
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
1002
00:45:58,714 --> 00:46:01,714
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1003
00:46:12,354 --> 00:46:14,194
Television has absolutely peaked.
1004
00:46:14,234 --> 00:46:15,954
-You see what the show does to you?
1005
00:46:15,994 --> 00:46:17,794
It makes you completely
paranoid about everything.
1006
00:46:18,914 --> 00:46:20,034
-No need to be paranoid.
1007
00:46:20,074 --> 00:46:21,794
-You make a good girl, Paul.
1008
00:46:21,834 --> 00:46:22,914
-Thank you.
1009
00:46:22,954 --> 00:46:24,234
-Getting quite good
at doing well on task,
1010
00:46:24,274 --> 00:46:25,314
but you have no idea
what's going on.
1011
00:46:25,354 --> 00:46:26,514
-No idea.
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