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(Transcribed by TurboScribe. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) Sally, what are you doing?
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This new woman at work just moved here from Macon,
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Georgia, and she's this great accent.
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Everything she says is just so dramatic and sexy.
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The escalator is broken, so I'm gonna take the stairs.
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Okay.
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Anyway, Sal, it's like Brooke's never around here anymore.
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I mean, doesn't she want to hang out with us?
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Oh, you miss her, do you, sugar?
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No, I don't miss her.
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It's just, you know, I've been crazy with work lately,
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and she's all caught up doing her thing.
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And, you know, I just know before we know it,
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she'll be off to college and...
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Kurt, you remember how it was when you first got
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your license?
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I mean, the last place you wanted to be was
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home.
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That's because Mom and Dad were here.
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I mean, we're nothing like Mom and Dad, you know?
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Hey!
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Who left their shoes in the middle of the floor?
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Oh, hey, guys.
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What's up?
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Hey, Chris.
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How was the movie?
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Oh, it was good, but on the way there, I
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got in an accident.
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No!
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What happened, dude?
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Well, I was backing out of the driveway, and I
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hit something in front of Mrs. Norris' house.
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What?
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Mrs. Norris.
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Is she okay?
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Is she hurt?
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Well, there's nothing wrong with her middle finger.
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Hey, Chris.
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She's fine.
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She's fine.
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I barely grazed her foot.
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She walked away.
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Well, sir, that is absolutely no way to treat a
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lady.
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Sally, seriously, you sound insane.
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Hey, there she is.
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How you doing, sweetie?
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What's up?
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How you been?
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How are you?
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Um, I'm okay.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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Well, I mean, come here, come here.
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What's been happening in your life lately?
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Um, oh.
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Oh, no, you wouldn't be interested in that.
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Of course I would.
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Yes, of course I would.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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Okay, well, Tammy and Patty and Arlene are at the
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mall, right?
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And Patty just got her hair cut really short, and
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Arlene's like, how could you do that?
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Because I just got my hair cut really short, and
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Tammy's like, it's not that big of a deal, because
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your hair's blonde, and your hair's fat.
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Oh, yeah, you know what?
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You know what?
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I'm sorry.
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I was wrong.
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Is there anything else?
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Um, let's see.
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Oh, my softball coach has taken a leave of absence.
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She's eight months pregnant.
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So who's going to be coaching the team?
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I think my art teacher, Mrs. Dumsitch.
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Art teacher?
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What?
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No, that's all wrong.
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No, you need somebody in there who understands sports.
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You know, someone who has maybe even a little experience.
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Or, hey, maybe someone who's actually, you know, like, played
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in the minor leagues.
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Hmm.
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If only we knew somebody like that.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Kurt, are you telling me that you want to coach
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my softball team?
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Yeah, I do.
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Really?
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You'd do that for me?
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Absolutely.
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Oh, my God.
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Well, God, I would have asked you, but I didn't
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think you'd be interested.
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I mean, you're like a baseball legend.
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Oh, stop.
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It's not that big a deal.
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Yeah, it is.
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Yeah, it kind of is, isn't it?
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This is going to be awesome.
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It is, because we're going to be able to spend
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a lot more time together.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Aw, come here.
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All right, where is he?
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Well, I hope you're happy.
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I have nerve damage.
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I have to stay off my foot for a week.
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Wow, Mrs. Norris, you're having a really bad day.
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I mean, first I run over your foot, and now
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this.
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What is wrong with you?
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Let's do it.
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Love the sound of that word.
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Is there any word that you don't love the sound
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of?
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Nope.
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Winnebago.
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Guadalupe.
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Hat.
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Oh.
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Frittata hat.
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Hatata.
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Morning, guys.
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Morning.
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Hey, good morning.
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Good morning.
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You ready for your practice, Brooke?
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Oh, yeah, you bet.
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I did everything you told me to.
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I stretched before bed and got eight hours of sleep.
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You watched that training video that I gave you?
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Oh, absolutely.
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How do you think I got the eight hours of
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sleep?
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Hey, hey, hey, wait, wait.
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You're leaving?
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You didn't eat anything.
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Oh, there's no time.
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If I'm late for first period again, then...
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then they're gonna be really surprised because I am never
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late.
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All right, well, I'll see you at practice, coach.
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Wait, I get to call you coach.
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Well, that's awesome.
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See you later.
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Did you hear what she just said?
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She said that I'm awesome.
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Actually, what she said was...
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Yeah, I heard her, Sally.
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Thank you.
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Hey, Mrs. Norris, how are you feeling today?
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Oh, okay.
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Chris?
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Here, let me help you.
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Oh, thank you.
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I think I...
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Wow, really stuck.
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Yeah, yeah.
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No, I think you're gonna have to...
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I think you're gonna have to get behind me.
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Here, let me climb over.
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No, not that way.
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You'll hurt your leg.
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Climb over.
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I think I gotta go over.
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Be careful.
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You got it?
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Ow!
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Oh!
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Okay.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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All right.
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Now that I've seen the kitchen in this place, I
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can never eat here again.
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Yeah, well, after taking you to your dermatologist, I can
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never eat anywhere again.
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Hey, Sally.
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Hi, Mike.
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Norris.
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Oh, Rourke.
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What happened to you?
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You fall off your broomstick?
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Oh.
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Hey, Coach Franklin.
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How's it going with the squad there, huh?
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Oh, I bet I can guess.
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Oh, Coach Franklin.
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You're so dreamy.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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No, no, no.
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It wasn't like that.
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It was more like, uh...
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Oh, he's...
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Look at those...
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Oh, my God.
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So, you and Brooke are getting some really good quality
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time?
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Yeah, yeah, we are.
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And I'm just happy there's finally another jock in the
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family.
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Hey!
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You're saying I'm not a jock?
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I do sports.
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What sports?
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I juggle.
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Juggling is not a sport.
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Who wins in juggling?
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The audience.
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I'm gonna use the restroom.
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I'll be right back.
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
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E-ha!
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Oh, the pain!
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Oh, God!
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Brooke, what happened to you?
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Oh, well, the new coach was a little rough.
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He made us run the bleachers and do all these
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drills, and then after practice, we had to run two
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miles?
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Oh, wow, that hurts.
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Oh, Brooke.
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Gosh, did any of the other girls say anything about
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Kurt?
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Oh, yeah.
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They said, oh, my God, your brother's so hot!
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And then they talked about his butt.
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I don't get it, I don't know what they see
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in him, I mean Kurt's all like, like a gorilla
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or something.
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Not even one of those smart gorillas that like knows
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sign language and stuff.
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Coco.
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Kitty.
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Cry.
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And he was harder on me than on everyone else
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and he kept calling me Franklin.
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Franklin, show them how it's done.
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Franklin, run those stairs one more time.
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Franklin, you call that throwing up?
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Oh, I'm sorry this isn't going good, Gidget.
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I thought that you and Kurt and this coaching thing,
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I thought it was clicking.
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Yeah, well my knee is.
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And my shoulder.
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And my neck.
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Oh, that was cool.
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You're like a freak show.
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You could like do that on the sidewalk for money.
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Huh?
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Give me a dollar, give me a dollar.
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Here we go, get that, get that, over to first.
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There we go, bring it in ladies, hit the showers,
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okay?
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Excellent, excellent job today.
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All right, Franklin, where are you off to?
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To the showers.
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No, no, we're going to work a little bit more
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on your swing because I think something's off with it,
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okay?
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Something's off with your swing?
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I'm sorry, what?
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Nothing.
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You sure?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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All right, you ready?
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Yeah.
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Okay, batter up.
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What just happened there?
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Animals hit me.
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So?
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So it would hurt.
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Oh, come on, just for a second.
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See, this is all part of your problem.
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You're not digging in.
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Now dig in there and stand at the plate, all
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right?
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Okay.
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Here we go, batter up.
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Stop it, that was on purpose.
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I'm your coach, I'm trying to teach you a little
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lesson.
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What, that you're a psycho?
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No, that you're never going to be a good hitter
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unless you stop being afraid of the ball, Brooke.
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Got it, skip.
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Now would you please just pitch me the ball over
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the plate?
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Fine, you got it.
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Sure.
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Okay, here we go.
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Ow!
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See?
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That didn't hurt that bad, right?
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Oh, that's right, I say ow when it feels good.
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Oh, stop it, you baby.
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Hey, you know what else you can't be afraid of?
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What?
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The bat.
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Hey!
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What do you think you're doing, Brooke?
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You're fired.
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I'm fired?
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You can't fire me, I'm the coach.
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Brooke, I thought we were going to spend a little
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quality time here.
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Hey, that is not a very ladylike gesture there, Brooke.
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Hey, Chris, where have you been?
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I had to take Mrs. Norris to the beauty salon.
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Let me tell you what, that Helen, she's a bitch.
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Well, where's Mrs. Norris?
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I don't know, Sal, and I don't care.
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I mean, I'm sorry, but I can't take it anymore.
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I feel bad about her foot, but she's driving me
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crazy.
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Oh, Chris, have some compassion.
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I mean, you ran her over, and I think she's
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being really nice about it.
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Hey, buzzcut.
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You could have wheeled me in.
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Did you think I was going to sprout wings out
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of my ass?
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Hey, princess, how's your day going?
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Hey!
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Brooke!
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Come here, will you calm down?
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You know, I was following you on the way home.
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You were driving like a crazy person.
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You almost hit that old lady.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, I was just teaching her a lesson.
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I didn't want her to be afraid of a little
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4,000-pound car.
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Oh, good gracious, what is going on?
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Sally, really, enough with the southern accent, okay?
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00:12:07,390 --> 00:12:09,090
Good gracious, what's going on?
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Kurt pummeled me with baseballs.
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Soft balls, all right?
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The word soft is right there in the name, okay?
355
00:12:15,890 --> 00:12:17,250
And you just need to toughen up a little bit,
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because that's how the game is played.
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00:12:18,810 --> 00:12:19,130
Oh, where?
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In macho, sadistic Kirtland?
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00:12:22,010 --> 00:12:22,890
Wheel me over there.
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Will you stop being a baby?
361
00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:27,510
That didn't even hurt you.
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Well, I have breasts.
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Do you know what that's like?
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Of course.
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00:12:30,090 --> 00:12:30,970
No, I don't.
366
00:12:32,810 --> 00:12:34,470
Well, you could have hit me there, and they're sensitive,
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like those.
368
00:12:35,190 --> 00:12:36,990
Hey, don't you point to those.
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Eyes up here.
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Eyes up here, people.
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Come on.
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00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:43,710
Well, you know what?
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I thought you coaching my softball team would be great,
374
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but it turns out to be horrible.
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So just do me a favor and leave me alone.
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Fine.
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Fine.
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Fine.
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Fine.
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Fine.
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What, are you in the mob?
382
00:12:53,950 --> 00:12:54,790
Go to your room.
383
00:12:55,910 --> 00:12:56,950
Kirt, how could you?
384
00:12:57,030 --> 00:12:58,510
Oh, I didn't do anything wrong.
385
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You pummeled her with softballs.
386
00:13:00,210 --> 00:13:01,950
Okay, the word soft is right there in the name.
387
00:13:01,950 --> 00:13:03,130
You already said that.
388
00:13:03,210 --> 00:13:03,890
Wheel me over there.
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I didn't do anything wrong, Sally.
390
00:13:07,310 --> 00:13:08,650
I'm just trying to make her a better player, all
391
00:13:08,650 --> 00:13:08,750
right?
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00:13:08,770 --> 00:13:10,530
She is never going to win unless she's a good
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player, period.
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00:13:11,730 --> 00:13:13,450
Kirt, listen to you, man.
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00:13:13,850 --> 00:13:18,110
You're the temporary coach for a JV girls softball team.
396
00:13:18,110 --> 00:13:20,570
I mean, relax your crack.
397
00:13:22,570 --> 00:13:24,970
Maybe the problem is, is that you care too much
398
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:27,310
about how she plays and not enough about her feelings.
399
00:13:27,730 --> 00:13:28,350
Feelings?
400
00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:29,450
In baseball?
401
00:13:29,930 --> 00:13:31,630
There aren't any feelings in baseball.
402
00:13:32,310 --> 00:13:33,170
Oh, really?
403
00:13:33,490 --> 00:13:35,110
No feelings in baseball.
404
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:38,950
Then why did you cry during Field of Dreams?
405
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Because...
406
00:13:46,650 --> 00:13:48,450
Because you just wanted to have a catch with the
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staff.
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00:13:51,370 --> 00:13:53,610
Hey, string bean, come on, chop chop, let's go.
409
00:13:56,690 --> 00:13:59,930
Look, Kirt, I know you're doing this because you want
410
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to be closer to Brooke, but all you're doing is
411
00:14:01,730 --> 00:14:02,570
pushing her away.
412
00:14:02,950 --> 00:14:04,010
I don't want to push her away.
413
00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:06,810
I mean, I care about her feelings.
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00:14:08,270 --> 00:14:08,930
Whatever those feelings are.
415
00:14:09,910 --> 00:14:13,650
Well, then stop being so hard on her.
416
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,810
So she's not the best softball player in the world
417
00:14:15,810 --> 00:14:16,030
to me.
418
00:14:16,110 --> 00:14:16,850
Is that going to kill you?
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00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,290
Sally, what kind of coach would I be if I
420
00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:19,390
didn't want her to do her best?
421
00:14:19,970 --> 00:14:22,570
Sal, listen, Kirt can't change, okay?
422
00:14:22,830 --> 00:14:23,570
It's in his nature.
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00:14:23,870 --> 00:14:25,990
He has to win at everything he does, every sport
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00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:26,550
he plays.
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00:14:27,530 --> 00:14:35,630
Baseball, football, water polo, high lie, figure skating, ice dancing,
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00:14:35,810 --> 00:14:35,990
Chris.
427
00:14:38,730 --> 00:14:39,590
And you know what?
428
00:14:39,650 --> 00:14:41,890
I'm sorry, but you are absolutely wrong, okay?
429
00:14:42,190 --> 00:14:42,470
Really?
430
00:14:42,850 --> 00:14:43,210
Really?
431
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:46,530
Do you remember when we played Monopoly with Grandma right
432
00:14:46,530 --> 00:14:47,350
after her transplant?
433
00:14:47,590 --> 00:14:50,290
You land on my hotel, you have to pay!
434
00:14:51,770 --> 00:14:53,850
Nowhere on the box does it say, except for old
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00:14:53,850 --> 00:14:54,750
ladies with a new kidney.
436
00:14:56,910 --> 00:14:59,210
Look, Kirt, you are going to have to fight your
437
00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:01,870
nature and be sweet, kind and supportive.
438
00:15:03,190 --> 00:15:03,630
Hey.
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00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:05,590
Oh, that did not come out right.
440
00:15:06,790 --> 00:15:09,250
Look, sugar, you are going to have to fight your
441
00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:09,550
nature and be sweet.
442
00:15:09,550 --> 00:15:10,590
Will you give it a rest, Shania?
443
00:15:13,850 --> 00:15:18,170
Kirt, listen, you just got to learn to be caring,
444
00:15:18,730 --> 00:15:21,270
you know, and kind, and sensitive.
445
00:15:22,970 --> 00:15:23,650
Like me.
446
00:15:25,930 --> 00:15:28,270
Yeah, I mean, look at the way Chris has been
447
00:15:28,270 --> 00:15:30,010
taking care of Mrs. Norris.
448
00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:34,110
There is no case of scotch out here!
449
00:15:41,370 --> 00:15:42,570
Oh, whoa, whoa, Chris!
450
00:15:42,950 --> 00:15:44,150
You are not going to eat that thing, are you?
451
00:15:44,450 --> 00:15:45,450
Those things are disgusting.
452
00:15:46,110 --> 00:15:49,590
The felt is like lips and feet and...
453
00:15:52,210 --> 00:15:53,450
Looks pretty good to me.
454
00:15:54,070 --> 00:15:56,210
I could go get one for myself, but the snack
455
00:15:56,210 --> 00:15:57,370
bar is so far away.
456
00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:00,690
Look, Mrs. Norris, I ran over your foot and I'm
457
00:16:00,690 --> 00:16:02,470
sorry, but that doesn't make me your slave.
458
00:16:02,970 --> 00:16:05,290
Well, I don't think you are my slave.
459
00:16:05,570 --> 00:16:07,690
I thought you were my friend.
460
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,450
Oh, Mrs. Norris, I am your friend.
461
00:16:14,490 --> 00:16:15,470
Lips or feet?
462
00:16:17,990 --> 00:16:18,710
Lips, please.
463
00:16:22,910 --> 00:16:23,770
It's all right, Tammy.
464
00:16:23,910 --> 00:16:24,570
Don't worry about it.
465
00:16:24,670 --> 00:16:25,550
That was fine.
466
00:16:26,130 --> 00:16:27,010
That was a nice cut there.
467
00:16:27,630 --> 00:16:28,830
You didn't hit the ball, but it's all right.
468
00:16:28,850 --> 00:16:29,290
Don't worry about it.
469
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:30,530
You all right, Brooke?
470
00:16:31,230 --> 00:16:31,710
Bite me.
471
00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:34,370
Brooke, you're up, okay?
472
00:16:34,570 --> 00:16:36,430
So just go up there, have fun, swing through it.
473
00:16:36,550 --> 00:16:37,070
It's just a game.
474
00:16:37,210 --> 00:16:38,030
You're here to have fun, all right?
475
00:16:38,190 --> 00:16:38,910
I'm here to support you.
476
00:16:40,690 --> 00:16:41,810
Keep your elbow up, though, remember?
477
00:16:42,030 --> 00:16:43,630
Or whatever, you know, because it's your call.
478
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:46,010
I mean, I'm just a coach, all right?
479
00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:47,370
So have fun.
480
00:16:49,410 --> 00:16:50,130
I love you.
481
00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:53,790
Batter up!
482
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:58,670
She's backing away from the ball.
483
00:16:58,750 --> 00:16:59,930
She's never going to hit the ball when she's backing...
484
00:16:59,930 --> 00:17:00,170
Hurt!
485
00:17:00,290 --> 00:17:00,490
What?
486
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:01,530
All right.
487
00:17:01,990 --> 00:17:02,350
Fine.
488
00:17:02,430 --> 00:17:03,050
That was great.
489
00:17:03,470 --> 00:17:04,310
That was all right, Brooke.
490
00:17:04,349 --> 00:17:04,829
Don't worry.
491
00:17:05,010 --> 00:17:05,849
Don't worry about it, sweetie.
492
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:06,710
It's okay.
493
00:17:08,530 --> 00:17:09,609
She's taking her head off the plate.
494
00:17:09,650 --> 00:17:10,530
She's never going to hit...
495
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:10,730
What?
496
00:17:13,329 --> 00:17:14,290
It's okay, Brooke.
497
00:17:14,609 --> 00:17:16,710
Don't be afraid to swing on through it there, okay?
498
00:17:18,810 --> 00:17:19,670
I love you.
499
00:17:23,170 --> 00:17:24,670
All right, she's five feet off the plate.
500
00:17:24,730 --> 00:17:25,490
How's she going to...
501
00:17:25,490 --> 00:17:25,970
Time!
502
00:17:28,070 --> 00:17:28,430
Brooke.
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00:17:28,430 --> 00:17:28,790
Brooke.
504
00:17:29,810 --> 00:17:30,170
What?
505
00:17:30,810 --> 00:17:31,470
What are you doing?
506
00:17:31,690 --> 00:17:32,650
Stop being afraid of the ball.
507
00:17:32,890 --> 00:17:33,730
I'm not afraid of the ball.
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00:17:33,850 --> 00:17:34,310
Go away.
509
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:35,170
Yes, you are.
510
00:17:35,330 --> 00:17:36,790
You're practically in the stands, Brooke.
511
00:17:37,050 --> 00:17:38,590
Yeah, well, just leave me alone.
512
00:17:38,770 --> 00:17:39,950
I know you're mad at me, but you have to
513
00:17:39,950 --> 00:17:40,510
dig in here.
514
00:17:40,670 --> 00:17:41,570
Yeah, I am mad at you.
515
00:17:41,730 --> 00:17:43,990
Then use that anger, focus it on the ball, and
516
00:17:43,990 --> 00:17:44,750
hit the crap out of it.
517
00:17:46,450 --> 00:17:47,630
I'll focus that anger.
518
00:17:48,410 --> 00:17:49,450
Your face is on the ball.
519
00:17:50,210 --> 00:17:51,130
Your head is the ball.
520
00:17:52,130 --> 00:17:52,750
Big meat.
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00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:54,330
Son of a...
522
00:18:23,850 --> 00:18:25,590
Come on, Brooke.
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00:18:25,710 --> 00:18:27,830
Man, she eats me.
524
00:18:29,450 --> 00:18:31,530
Hey, hey, ladies, come on.
525
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,190
The carrots are here.
526
00:18:38,530 --> 00:18:39,750
Oh, there's the superstar.
527
00:18:41,790 --> 00:18:43,290
No, that wasn't that good.
528
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,790
Come on, three for four at the home run?
529
00:18:46,190 --> 00:18:47,930
Every time I went to the plate, their pitcher looked
530
00:18:47,930 --> 00:18:48,310
scared.
531
00:18:48,690 --> 00:18:49,550
Isn't that an awesome feeling?
532
00:18:49,770 --> 00:18:52,110
You know, one time, I made a pitcher wet himself.
533
00:18:52,670 --> 00:18:52,950
I did.
534
00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:56,810
Dude, I was only eight.
535
00:18:57,950 --> 00:18:58,270
Yeah.
536
00:19:02,370 --> 00:19:05,170
It was still funny, so...
537
00:19:05,170 --> 00:19:07,570
It felt so incredible to hit the ball over the
538
00:19:07,570 --> 00:19:07,910
fence.
539
00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:09,870
You know, I think, um...
540
00:19:09,870 --> 00:19:11,530
I think there's a coach in here that could really
541
00:19:11,530 --> 00:19:12,630
use a hug right about now.
542
00:19:12,810 --> 00:19:13,910
Oh, no, come on.
543
00:19:16,050 --> 00:19:17,790
I'm just glad you don't hate me anymore, Brooke.
544
00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:18,950
Oh, no, no, I still hate you.
545
00:19:19,310 --> 00:19:20,710
Yeah, that's what got me to hit my home run,
546
00:19:20,770 --> 00:19:22,910
and I plan on hating you every game throughout the
547
00:19:22,910 --> 00:19:23,190
playoffs.
548
00:19:24,010 --> 00:19:24,670
That's not good.
549
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:25,350
That's not what I want.
550
00:19:25,350 --> 00:19:27,330
Well, I did this whole thing so we could spend
551
00:19:27,330 --> 00:19:29,350
some more time together, because, you know, I...
552
00:19:30,190 --> 00:19:31,470
Well, I, uh...
553
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:31,990
Say it.
554
00:19:32,790 --> 00:19:33,810
Say the mushy thing.
555
00:19:33,930 --> 00:19:34,930
Oh, stop it, will you?
556
00:19:34,990 --> 00:19:36,230
No, it's just, uh...
557
00:19:36,230 --> 00:19:39,350
You know, well, you're growing up, and, you know, you're
558
00:19:39,350 --> 00:19:41,930
not home as much as you used to be, and,
559
00:19:42,010 --> 00:19:44,610
you know, I know you're gonna be at college one
560
00:19:44,610 --> 00:19:45,210
day, and I just...
561
00:19:45,210 --> 00:19:47,030
Oh, you miss me.
562
00:19:47,950 --> 00:19:48,270
No.
563
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:49,090
Oh!
564
00:19:49,570 --> 00:19:50,190
Oh, God.
565
00:19:50,650 --> 00:19:52,010
All right, all right, all right.
566
00:19:52,110 --> 00:19:53,090
Maybe I miss you a little bit.
567
00:19:53,090 --> 00:19:56,510
Oh, well, I just love a big old-fashioned happy
568
00:19:56,510 --> 00:19:56,890
ending.
569
00:19:58,950 --> 00:20:01,350
Sally, that actually reminds me.
570
00:20:01,850 --> 00:20:02,330
I...
571
00:20:02,330 --> 00:20:03,110
Here's, um...
572
00:20:03,110 --> 00:20:04,170
Here's the name of a doctor.
573
00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:06,090
I-I-I think...
574
00:20:07,030 --> 00:20:10,550
Yeah, so you could, you know, talk with somebody.
575
00:20:13,370 --> 00:20:14,210
Oh, God.
576
00:20:14,510 --> 00:20:14,770
What?
577
00:20:15,030 --> 00:20:15,690
Sally, let me out.
578
00:20:15,710 --> 00:20:16,150
I gotta go.
579
00:20:16,390 --> 00:20:16,730
Why?
580
00:20:16,870 --> 00:20:18,490
I think I forgot something at the softball field.
581
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:19,050
What?
582
00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:19,790
Just go.
583
00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:31,650
Holy Mary Tyler Moore.
584
00:20:32,290 --> 00:20:34,110
How long does it take to pull the damn car
585
00:20:34,110 --> 00:20:34,510
around?
586
00:20:40,190 --> 00:20:40,950
Screw it.
587
00:20:41,930 --> 00:20:43,770
What the hell do you gotta do to get picked
588
00:20:43,770 --> 00:20:44,490
up around here?
589
00:20:47,670 --> 00:21:01,030
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00:21:01,030 --> 00:21:05,170
story tonight, Donald Rumsfeld faces intense questioning from senators over
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592
00:21:07,050 --> 00:21:08,870
But the worst may lie ahead.
593
00:21:09,670 --> 00:21:12,050
And then the female soldier seen in the prisoner photos
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00:21:12,050 --> 00:21:12,810
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00:21:12,930 --> 00:21:14,510
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00:21:14,850 --> 00:21:18,550
Plus, a murder suspect surrenders to KTLA reporter Warren Wilson.
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