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[groaning]

[screaming]

>> Where is the gold?

Next stop, Devil's Lake.

Hi Katie, this is Layla Jenkins. I'm

pretty sure you said you were going to

pick me up, but I'm I'm here at the bus

stop, so

I guess I'll just keep waiting.

Please don't come this way. Please don't

come this way.

Do you need a ride?

Uh no.

No, I'm definitely waiting for someone.

You must be one of the girls.

Fixing up the old house.

Way out there from campus. You know

about that?

Small town.

It's hard not to know everybody's

business.

Not Not that I try to know it. I just

seem to end up knowing it anyway.

Okay, well, I should keep waiting for my

friend. I don't mind. I don't usually

travel out that way much anymore.

But

you look like someone I used to know.

Okay.

How's this taxi?

I need a ride.

Good.

Are you Irish?

>> No. No. No.

Just a fan of the culture?

Not at all.

I

I haven't seen you before.

I'm pretty good remembering people.

Oh, yeah, no, it's my first year. Well,

I'm not a freshman. It's my first year

at Laramore. I just transferred.

Am I talking too much? I'm sorry. I'm a

little nervous. Oh, I'm always a little

nervous.

You know, I've always wanted to come

here. My mom used to live here. In

Devil's Lake? Yeah. Yeah, actually at

the house we're going to. Her dad, my

grandfather, bought it for her. But now

the university owns it. You're Tory

Redding's daughter.

Yeah. Yeah, I am. Did you know her?

Is that who you thought I looked like?

Yes.

How is she?

She passed away last year.

I'm sorry.

She was

nice to me.

Well, if you have any stories about her,

I'd like to hear them.

She didn't tell you anything about

the place where you're going?

No.

Uh

Well, it's probably because everything's

all right now.

What if

Yeah.

I didn't realize the house was so far

from campus.

It's

far from

everything.

Thank you.

Everything okay?

Oh.

Yeah.

Everything

I made sure of it.

But if it's not

look in the basement.

Wait, what?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

>> [laughter]

>> Are you Layla? Yeah. What are you doing

here? I thought your bus didn't get in

till 4:00. It did.

It's 4:00.

>> It's 5:30. Oh my god, that means you had

to spend an hour in a truck alone with

Aussie the weirdo.

Oh.

It's probably for the best that

Meredith's even back with the car yet.

Who the hell knows where she went.

Okay.

Be warned.

Rose has gone all Ed Begley Jr.

>> Who? Never mind. I'm thinking of

crushing up some of my clonidine and

spiking her clover juice. Oh, I love

clover juice. Right? I'm so over kale.

They found this random clover patch in

the yard a while back. Inspired us to

grow some in the garden.

>> it up yet? Not yet. Layla's here. I

thought she wasn't getting in until

Yeah. Oh.

Hi, it's good you're here, Layla. We

need your help. What? She just got here,

Rosie. Layla, do you want to pee outside

or inside this week?

Uh inside. Then it's time to get to

work.

Uh grab that wire.

Okay, Layla, this hose is going to be

our water line until we get the pipes

in.

Then our water source will be officially

self-contained. Step one of going off

the grid. Oh, wait, you You weren't

using the well before?

No, they stopped using it years ago

because they said the water was

corrupted, but I tested it myself and

it's totally fine. Like perfect.

We should have been done with this

already, but it took longer because

someone

decided to try and jerry-rig the solar

panel so she could use it to get

internet.

>> Dude, we haven't had it for like 3 days.

>> Wait, there's no internet? Yeah, no

internet, no power, and no cell service

either until we get these freaking solar

panels installed.

There.

Once this juices up, we'll have water.

And once Meredith

>> Okay, who's who's Meredith? She's

She's

Yeah, but she's the only one at the

sorority that's studying native plant

landscape architecture.

So, we need her. Yeah,

she loves her native plants.

Big coffee.

You had your phone

at the bus stop.

Put your phone in the truck

on the way out.

And now you're doomed.

It's glorious.

Damn it.

As long as Meredith is focused and

booze-free, she's great. I brought

refreshments.

Also, I got beer. Katie, Meredith didn't

tell me you were going to be here.

Didn't I?

Hey,

I'm Matt.

I'm Andy's friend. It's nice to meet you

all. No, Meredith, no, no, no. This is

not why we're here. This is not supposed

to be a four-week party. This is

serious. This is me being serious with a

beer in my hand.

Plus, you told me to find people that

are handy. That's Matt and Andy.

That rhymed weird. Anyway, it's like

6:00. We can be socially conscious and

get wasted. They aren't mutually

exclusive. Well, actually, the sun

doesn't go down until about 7:00. So,

you know, we could work for a while.

Who's the party killer? Oh, uh

Hi, I'm That's Lila, Meredith, our

newest Alpha Epsilon sister.

Well,

I also got pizza, but if you guys don't

want any.

Fine, but only because I'm starving.

We're still starting early tomorrow.

We're still starting super early

tomorrow. Yes.

Of course she invited Andy. She always

has to start trouble.

Andy and I used to date. I'm absolutely

not going to sleep with him tonight.

>> [music]

[clears throat]

>> That's just the question. That's

That's the question.

Oh god, no.

No.

>> [screaming and groaning]

>> LEAVE ME ALONE.

>> [groaning]

>> NO.

>> [screaming]

[groaning]

>> YOU'RE DEAD.

I'VE GOT A LOT OF killing to MAKE UP

FOR.

>> [laughter]

>> WHEN DID I get better looking?

>> [laughter]

>> You guys really going off grid?

By the end of summer, we'll have moved

all our electricity to solar and all our

water to the well. We'll have gray

irrigation and And we're raising

myotonic goats for their milk and soil

aerating because the nitrogen in their

>> [clears throat]

>> It's going to be like totally kick ass.

You do have a great ass.

No offense.

You guys might win nerdiest sorority on

campus. We're actually the only sorority

or fraternity, Maddie, since Rose

petitioned to start a chapter.

Relationships are the key to a

successful career. If you're in a good

sorority, you'll have contacts anywhere

you apply for a job. Hey, Rose,

what's this for?

The golden trowel?

>> [snorts]

>> I got that for building yards out of dry

land. Look, can we stop talking about

work for 5 minutes? I want to learn more

about our new friend, Lila.

>> Yeah, I'm sure this can't be easy for

you leaving all your friends at your

other school to hang with some strangers

in the dark. Um actually, I lived at

home and commuted, so I didn't know them

many people. But you had some friends.

No. Um I spent most of my time taking

care of my mom.

And what was wrong with her?

Maybe she doesn't want to talk about it.

No, it's okay.

It's what people do, right?

Um she had some mental health issues.

She thought that monsters were always

trying to get her, so she never left the

house.

And then she got cancer.

I'm

sorry. I shouldn't have said all that.

Well,

I think I'm going to get another beer.

Anyone want anything?

>> I'll help you. I got it. I'll help

anyway.

I love how she's all pretending she's

not going to screw him later.

Looks like I'm sleeping in your room,

ladies. As long as they're up at 6:00, I

don't care what they do.

Uh Lila, I need you on the rain water

barrels tomorrow. Sure. I can help you.

Thanks.

Careful, Matt.

Sounds like Lila's mother was crazy and

that shit's hereditary.

She wasn't.

And she couldn't

That wasn't [snorts] very nice. I think

I'm going to go to bed.

>> I'm just kidding, Lila.

>> No, really, it's okay. I'm just tired.

Well, good night.

Is it just me or is she a little weird?

Crap.

Only you could make cleaning look so

filthy.

Stop it. Trying to clean.

Being super clever

won't get you anywhere.

>> [snorts]

>> Hello.

Oh, no, no.

[ __ ]

Oh my god.

This is going TO SET US BACK HALF A DAY.

UH, NO, NO, NO, it's okay, it's okay.

Um,

I think I got it. Oh, it doesn't matter.

Look at all this water.

How about Okay, if you can just let me

have the water pump for a couple hours,

I can use it to drain the water in here.

Really?

Yeah, really.

Thanks.

Yeah, of course.

I spent so much time taking care of my

mother that I got pretty good at problem

solving. Clearly.

But, helpful friendly hint,

maybe don't mention your mother so much.

What are those?

Meredith likes to juice the fruit and

vegetables from the garden.

Oh, I had no idea she was so health

conscious.

Please. She infuses them all with vodka.

I love the smell of me gold in the

morning.

Oh, actually, you're supposed to drill

it straight down, otherwise it might get

loose. It's fine to do it this way. I've

done it before.

Me, too. And I'm telling you if you do

that I knew you were going to get weird

if we had

Whoa. Whoa. First of all, you hit on me,

remember? And second of all, this is so

not about that. You're literally just

putting it in wrong.

Or

you're being weird.

You know what? You ruined it. We're not

having again.

God.

Boo.

Mare? Yeah.

You okay?

Yep. Peachy.

Are you still in your pajamas?

Yep.

Jesus, Mare, what is the point of you

being here if you're not going to

participate? Do you even care about what

we're doing here? Yes, I care. I care

more about these plants than any of the

[ __ ] around here. Really?

Plant has one job, Rose.

It does it really well. The right plant

in the right place won't only thrive for

itself, it helps the world around it

thrive.

That was kind of lovely.

Also, you can ferment almost any plant

to make alcohol.

Hello.

Okay, guys, very funny. Jokes on the new

girl.

Uh, sorry. I uh

I came to see if you needed help. Oh,

yeah, yeah, thank you. Were you just

banging on the cistern?

I don't even know what that means.

Right. Uh, sorry. This thing, the water

barrel.

Uh, no.

Hold on. I got an idea.

With no gold these 25 years, I've lost

me knack.

But, time and a fresh killing should

help bring it back.

>> [laughter]

>> I'm the least handy person.

I'm I'm good with a camera, but uh

don't ask me to fix your sink.

That's okay. I can fix my own sink.

So, is that why you wanted to be a

camera person? Uh, whoa. Filmmaker. Way

different. But, uh

yeah, you know, these days you have to

do it all like uh

Cassavetes or Rodriguez.

Maybe I can film an interview with you

later for the documentary.

Oh, no, no, I don't have anything

interesting left to say. You pretty much

heard it all last night.

Friendly shut-in.

So, you know, my mom actually Oh,

I'm sorry. We don't have to do the

interview if uh

Oh, no, no, sorry.

I thought I saw the taxi guy but dead.

I don't know why I just said that.

It's fine. I

I should probably get some last-minute

footage before it gets too dark.

Way to go, Layla.

Anything?

It's working.

WOO HOO!

>> [screaming]

>> WELL, THEN IT'S TIME TO CELEBRATE.

KATIE, come on.

>> [screaming]

>> Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor

gloom [music] of night can stop a

leprechaun from killing.

What is this?

>> [clears throat]

>> All better.

Killing is the key to my health and

helps me in finding my wealth.

Oh, this is awful. This is so awful.

You okay? Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. The hot

water just ran out.

>> Don't tell Rose. She's going to flip.

Uh, for Snapchat. Uh.

>> [laughter]

>> I love having internet again. See,

visually I was going for like a David

Lean thing here, making the landscape

the protagonist. Uh, whatever. All that

movie is making me nauseous. Um, babe,

[music] I think the shots you did are

making you nauseous.

Andy, is that you peeing in the

backyard?

What? I thought the john wasn't working.

What? You're such an idiot. Wow, Matt,

this looks so cool. Oh.

Thanks.

Weird.

What is that, a rabbit?

Rabbits will eat through the garden in

an hour. This is literally the worst

thing that could happen right now.

>> [music]

>> What is this? This wasn't on my

playlist.

I should put a temporary fence around

the garden.

Matt, we should blow up our mattresses.

Sure thing, man. Mhm, no. I don't know.

I didn't have the right size fuses for

the circuit box. I don't think it can

handle that much power at once. If you

want me to sleep with you again, you

don't have to make up excuses, okay?

Just say so.

God, I hate you.

She wants me.

Okay, well, um, I actually have portable

speakers that we could just plug my

phone into, no problem.

I hate it when people try too hard.

Now we'll probably be stuck listening to

the Wicked soundtrack all night.

Okay.

>> [screaming]

>> Your bear isn't the only animal on the

endangered list, love.

Can't be real.

Do I look like a figment of imagination

to you?

Fruity and full-bodied with hints of

your mother.

Here's the thing. My mom always said it

was real.

She wasn't crazy. Crazy to think she

could get rid of me forever. Her and her

friends tried. They watched me melt and

threw me down the well to rot.

But

if you leave a piece of leprechaun

intact, they haven't killed the

leprechaun. No, no, no.

And thanks to this piece of gold taken

from my friend's bowels,

I was able to reform

at my discretion.

Now,

I want the rest of it.

Give it to me.

I don't know anything about your gold.

Then what's hanging around that pretty

neck of yours?

What kind of trick is this?

It's not a trick.

My mom gave it to me. She said it would

protect me. It looks as real as me,

gold. Now, what did she do with it?

>> [screaming]

[screaming]

>> Andy!

Katie's never going to let me hear the

end of this.

I told you this was going to happen.

>> I got the fuses you told me to.

>> But

>> [sighs]

>> you know what?

I don't care.

Well, this party sucks.

Way to go, dude.

Oh, go film the damn stars, Scorsese.

Good evening,

ladies and gentlemen,

and welcome to

Lila?

I'm here for you, lass.

Or am I here?

Lila, you okay? Matt! Forget that hack.

I saw you in the shower. You got boobs

of talent. I mean, oodles of talent.

I'll get all your best angles.

Ugh, you're disgusting. But in a sexy

way, all right?

Gross. You give great head. Lila, you

okay?

I'll be right there, Matty. We know.

>> [snorts]

>> Are you okay? Yeah. Wait, wait, did you

see it? Uh, something ran past me and

knocked me down. Like an animal or

something.

I caught it on my camera.

>> No, that wasn't an animal, okay? It was

It was

Look, we need to get out of the house.

I'm sure we can set traps in the

morning. It's not exactly the end of the

>> No, it is kind of the end, okay? We

seriously need to go.

Um Look, I'm not crazy.

Okay? [laughter]

But how would you know that? You don't

know me. Not all of you know me, so of

course you think that I'm crazy, just

like everyone thought my mother was

crazy. And Rose told me not to talk

about my mom too much.

We are all so screwed.

Where is everyone?

I don't know.

We need to find them.

What on earth?

Your face. God, why do you have to be

such a jerk all the time? What's wrong?

I think there's another box of fuses in

the barn. If we don't turn everything on

at once,

I think we can get the lights working

again. Aren't you a smarty pants?

Stop it.

I am not.

I'm not going to keep doing this.

Stop.

There once was a lass in college

who studied the spirits for knowledge.

She laid hard with the devil to rise up

a great level, but no one begrudged her

the mileage.

A golden shower.

I don't care what the others say about

you. You're a keeper.

What do they say? You know.

I had got a glad eye for fellow toss

pot.

I think I'm having alcohol

hallucinations.

Don't be selling yourself short. Short?

A Walkman and a camera all in one.

Impressive.

What's a Walkman?

Forget it. I'm looking for something and

if you tell me where it is, I won't rip

you to shreds.

What are you looking for?

Come a little closer

and I'll tell you.

Katie?

Oh, Rose.

Do not tell me something else is wrong.

I found an animal in the house. It's

inside. Everyone needs to close the

doors when they go.

>> Okay, it is not an animal.

It's a leprechaun.

Do not argue, Adam.

Okay, I'm going to try to explain this

calmly so that you both can see that

this is real.

>> [sighs]

>> I went to get my speakers and the

leprechaun was wearing my bear's head

and it it attacked me and then it ran

off when all the lights went out.

Thank god. Oh, not for you, Layla, for

the house. Oh, for you, that sounds

mental illness is a really unfortunate

problem. Maybe she hit her head.

There is a deranged dwarf obsessed with

money IN THE KITCHEN. WHAT?

>> YEAH, I got away before he could do

anything. See, that's him. I told you.

He could be a crackhead who who got a

hold of the wrong stuff.

>> It's a leprechaun. How did you get that?

Guys, I always thought that my mom was

sick, okay? I mean, the strange things

that she used to say that he would

murder anyone for his gold. Yeah, well,

maybe we shouldn't take stock in the

rantings of a crazy person. She wasn't.

Okay? I mean, I always thought but

you know, she wasn't. Katie and Andy are

back. We can't leave them.

Guys, guys, I really don't think that

this is a good

I got to go take a leak.

No, no, no, no, no, no, that's latex

which isn't biodegradable.

I make such bad choices.

Come on, Katie. I don't want to have

another talk right now, okay?

My sentiments exactly.

The ladies always want to ruin the

moment.

That's why I'm fond of tearing out their

tongues. What the hell are you? I'm a

leprechaun.

And I've come to get me gold back.

You wouldn't know anything about that

now, would you? Dude.

You and me.

I used to give you something.

I want what you stole of mine.

I have no idea what you're talking

about. Let me put it in a way you'll

understand.

10

4

>> [crying and screaming]

[screaming]

>> My bad. It was just a piece of ham grass

from the room.

[ __ ]

>> [laughter]

>> It's him.

He's shorter in person. Is that all

you've got, you micro freak? I live

without me gold. I'm not in top form.

But I, unlike you, still know how to

perform.

>> [laughter]

>> I'm going to stomp your ass.

>> Can't you just let it go? GET OUT OF

THERE.

SHUT UP, KATIE. I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

>> [music]

[screaming]

[laughter]

>> ONE FOR ANDY. ACTUALLY, it's one for me

and two for you.

>> [screaming]

[laughter]

[laughter]

[panting]

>> I don't have the key on me. It must be

in my room.

>> You sure? Yes, I'm sure. Do you think

Andy's dead? I mean, I don't think he

would split down the coronal plane but

he

OH MY GOD, ANDY'S DEAD.

Oh my god. Why can't we just run?

We we can get as far away as possible.

>> Wait.

Did we lose Rose?

Hello?

>> [panting]

[screaming]

>> That's not exactly WHAT I MEANT.

YOU VILE TOAD.

TOAD? THAT'S JUST OFFENSIVE.

NO, why would she go and do that? You

can't leave perfectly good shoes just

lying about without a care.

Maybe he ate her.

No, no, no, no, I I I don't think that

he's a cannibal. He could be a cannibal,

I mean.

No one cares, Matt. He He seems a little

too refined though. I mean, he wore that

freaking jaunty hat. We have to go back

for her.

What?

Okay.

Babe, don't be mad, okay? It's the right

thing to do. It's just

it's a little surprising coming from

you.

So, we're just going to go in like it's

like it's nothing.

Look.

We are a bunch of smart women.

Matt, you seem smart, too. Okay, we can

do this. We can totally figure this out,

right?

Right?

Probably doing fashion a favor killing

that one.

It should be on my desk.

He's gone.

Come on.

Did you see Rose?

Okay.

I don't know. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? I

WAS TRYING to quietly get your

attention. Mission not accomplished.

God, what are you doing here anyway? I

needed something.

Uh where's the lawn gnome? We lost

[clears throat] him but we got to get to

the car. But the house

everything I've

we've worked for. We can't just leave

it.

It's time to start making some smart

choices, Rose. You can't save the world

if you're dead, okay?

Come on. Let's get to the car. Meredith

and Lyda are getting the keys.

Let's go through the back. Wait, what?

No, no, no. Are you sure? Yeah, look.

He's too close. We're not going to make

it without him seeing us.

We should hide in the basement. Wait

till he passes, then book it to the car.

>> Wait, what? No, no, no. Meredith, I

think this could be a really bad idea,

okay? I mean I mean we got we got to get

trapped in there.

>> trust me? We're sorority sisters.

And friends.

>> [sighs]

>> No, no, no. Meredith.

Meredith.

Come on, what are you doing? Let me out.

He just wants his gold, Lyda. Give it to

him and I'm sure you'll be fine.

>> No, no, no, no. Meredith. Meredith, I

don't think that's how he works, okay? I

mean you [snorts] you saw what he did to

Andy, all right? You can't trust him.

Come on, you don't know him.

>> I don't know you either.

None of us do. No, no, no, no, no. Come

on.

Meredith, come on. LET ME OUT.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. Where's Lyda? She

didn't make it. What do you mean?

>> She said he killed her.

What? We have to go.

We should get out of here. He's probably

really close by now.

>> [screaming]

[screaming]

>> That's the car of the future?

Sad.

>> [screaming]

>> No, no, no, no, no, no. Get away from

me.

Oh, what is going on right now?

Are you here to hurt me?

>> [sighs and gasps]

>> Okay, I'm just going to go ahead and I'm

going to guess

that you're dead.

Did the leprechaun do it?

I'm sorry.

Are you a zombie?

A ghost?

This should help a little.

This is leprechaun. How you know my mom?

You guys stopped it together?

I didn't get any of that.

Okay, well, uh

what would be really helpful is if you

knew where his gold was.

It's in one of these boxes?

There's nothing in here.

Corey, Nathan, Alex, Aussie.

Okay.

A map of gold?

Aussie, this is amazing.

Wow, super strength, telekinesis, really

good impressions. It's like an awful

David Blaine.

Or just David Blaine.

We close can stop him?

>> [laughter]

>> Okay, okay, okay. We just have to find a

way out of here now.

Now, uh hey, ghost Aussie, I can't do

that.

Aussie.

Ghost Aussie, A LITTLE HELP HERE.

ALL RIGHT, time to go for the gold.

Yeah, this would have been a better

first option. Okay.

Sorry, I'm super drunk.

Did we get away?

Did we just get away?

I don't see him anywhere.

We did it. Oh, and I feel super bad

about Lyda.

She's getting what she deserved.

What do you mean getting? Is she still

alive? Did you lie? W- what?

But she's the reason all of this

happened in the first place. The

leprechaun said if I gave her to him, he

would let us leave. Us. Fine,

me. We are sorority sisters. We stick

together. You think I wanted to be in a

sorority? No. We need to go back for

her.

>> We aren't even a real sorority. You

literally set it up like A MONTH AGO.

>> [screaming]

>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

GO FASTER. GO FASTER. I THINK WE'VE

ESTABLISHED THIS IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

MEREDITH, MEREDITH, GO TO THE RIGHT, TO

THE RIGHT.

GO TO THE RIGHT, TO THE RIGHT.

>> [screaming]

[crying]

[panting]

>> YOU YOU GOT HIM.

>> [screaming]

[panting]

[panting]

>> Come on.

Do you see the keys?

No.

Aussie.

>> [panting and sighs]

>> Katie, look for the keys.

Oh my god.

Looks like you hit A DEAD END.

>> [screaming]

[screaming]

>> KATIE.

OH MY GOD.

ME GOLD MUST BE CLOSE BY, cuz I'm

starting to feel like me old self again.

A few more kills should do the trick.

I did what you wanted.

I left Lyda for you. You said you

wouldn't lay a hand on me. I suppose I

did. And a leprechaun always keeps his

word.

What the hell are you doing? Meredith.

I made a deal with him. You want to make

your own deal, go ahead, but I'm and the

hell out of here.

Let's go.

I won't lay a hand on you.

Really?

We're friends.

>> [panting]

>> Meredith is one, all of you

zero.

>> [music]

>> You

promised. Why are you doing this? I

promised I wouldn't lay a hand on you. I

didn't say I wouldn't kill you.

Do you think she's okay?

No.

Is everything all right? Yeah, I think I

can get this working with my phone.

You guys keep going.

Maybe I can slow him down.

You can find Layla, get the power on,

and call the police.

Are you sure?

Not really.

A great filmmaker is like the captain of

a ship.

If Werner Herzog can do it,

so can I.

Werner Herzog would be cocked would be

proud.

Thanks.

Who's Werner Herzog? How the hell should

I know?

They're okay.

Okay, just

get it together, Layla.

I'll pipe her this douchebag.

I see you, little birdie.

Where the hell are we?

I was hoping you knew.

Nope.

>> [panting]

>> Okay.

What are you doing?

I'm looking for the North Star on my

stargazing app.

Do you see it?

Yeah, look, see? It's that one.

So, we're supposed to go north.

Well, technically this sorority house is

southeast, but I don't know without the

proper coordinates I don't know exactly

where we are. So,

you have no idea.

I think we are so dead. Quiet.

>> [screaming]

>> You're not dead.

I'll come for you.

Thank you. What are you doing out here?

I'm looking for his gold.

I thought you said you didn't [music]

know where it was. Well, I didn't, but

now I do.

Almost.

Okay. All right.

All right.

Oh, [ __ ]

Lights, camera,

decapitation.

Where god damn it?

Why you look so small?

Audiences love you lots, of course.

>> [screaming]

>> Long as you don't let it get to your

head.

>> [laughter]

>> OKAY, SO MY MOM AND HER friends hid the

gold. I guess they didn't want anything

to do with it, but they hid it here in

case he came back.

Which obviously he did.

Where'd you find the map? Oz.

Look.

What if the gold isn't there?

>> It has to be.

Look, there. That seems like a big

enough marker, don't you think?

>> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

>> [snorts]

>> Um

Okay.

Look, WE FOUND IT.

OH.

WHAT?

THAT'S WHAT HE'S TRYING TO KILL US FOR?

I think it's a little anticlimactic.

Yeah, but if that's what he wants, then

we just we have to give it to him.

>> No, you can't give that to him.

That isn't all of it. How do you know

that? Because I found it months ago,

okay? I didn't know whose it was. It was

just here, just hidden here.

You stole it?

I only took what I needed for the house

project.

I I kept a record of it, so I would know

how much to buy back once I could afford

it after everyone saw what I what we did

with the house project.

So much for the sorority code. This is

something you should have mentioned

before, Rose. Oh my god,

we're so screwed. I thought we were

going to get away. Okay, I don't

understand though. I thought you had a

successful GoFundMe page. Please. No one

really gives a about saving the

environment. The only people that gave

money were my stepmother out of guilt

and some dude from Albuquerque who asked

if I would send a naked picture of

myself in return for 20 bucks, which I

did, by the way. So, I funded it all

myself.

But I only took as much as I needed.

I plan on buying it all back and

returning it from the cash for gold

place.

Okay. Okay, how much more was in there

when you first found it?

Not much more. Well, what does your

notebook say?

I guess like

Oh my god. So, overflowing?

Okay, look, we can just take it back to

the cash for gold place and get it back.

>> It's all the way in Bismarck.

What have you done, Rose? Now we have

nothing to offer him. Oh my god, oh my

god, he's going to kill us all.

>> No, no, no, no, no. Okay, [laughter]

okay. Look, if we can't give him his

gold, then

then there's only one thing left to do.

Run forever. No.

We use his strengths against him.

Then we kill him.

Where are you going?

Okay, I don't know, actually. That just

seemed like the right thing to do, but

we should probably make a plan first.

Yeah.

>> [music]

>> Okay, well, we know his strengths. I

mean, that's that's something. Yeah, but

we don't know what his weaknesses are.

We can't just Google how to kill a

leprechaun.

Wait, can we?

We had power, yeah. We could just reboot

the internet and call the police.

Wait.

Is there a way to turn the power back

on? I just have to change the fuse.

Layla,

why didn't he take the coin around your

neck?

Well, he tried, but it burned his hand

when he grabbed it. I see.

I think it's fool's gold.

And how can you tell?

And he tried to pass off this bracelet

he got for my birthday as real gold.

It wasn't?

Layla, fool's gold is iron pyrite.

Iron? That's a thing, right? That sounds

like a thing we can stop him with. Oh,

yeah, and four-leaf clovers. How do you

know that? I just do. Where are we going

to get that much iron? Guys, I have an

idea.

We can do this.

We can do this. Yeah.

What we have to give it to him? That's

easy for you. You have protection around

your neck.

>> Okay, as always said that we were all

going to stick together. We have been

and look where that got us. If we give

it to him, we're as good as dead. No,

you don't know what you're talking

about.

>> Neither do you, Layla. Just because your

mother dealt with this doesn't mean

you're going to walk out of it, too.

You're going to get us all killed.

Well, fine. Then I'll just give it to

him myself.

>> Fine. Fine. Fine.

A bunch of chirping birds make for easy

pickings.

Two pretty sights in one.

Me gold and the girl whose fate is

undone.

You want it?

It's yours.

Looks like your friends didn't agree

with your plan.

They didn't want me to give it to you.

But if I didn't, you'd just kill us.

Okay, so it's yours. Just

just take it and leave.

Very wise of you.

One,

two,

three.

>> [crying]

>> Not so fast, lass.

The more gold I have, more power.

Have a seat.

>> [crying]

>> If you just do me counting of gold,

I'll give you a beheading like times of

old.

Or like a few hours ago, for that

matter.

Turns out Matt's greatest achievement

was a snuff film.

>> [laughter]

>> You're a monster.

Four,

five,

six.

I guess it's your time of the month.

I want

me gold.

NOW.

YOU'LL FIND IT IN BISMARK, DOUCHEBAG.

OKAY, GOLD.

>> [screaming]

>> WHAT have you done?

It's iron.

>> [screaming]

>> LET ME OUT.

>> [screaming]

[panting]

>> IF YOU LET ME FREE,

I'LL GRANT YOU A WISH. YOU CAN have

anything you want. I don't want anything

from you.

Are you sure?

Do what he says, sweetheart.

Mom?

I told you all this is real. You have to

believe me when I tell you

that if you let him go,

you could wish me back.

These people aren't your friends. You

don't need them.

Not when you have me.

I love you, Layla.

I could really have my mom back?

Just set me free.

That's it.

I wish.

I wish you'd just die already.

One Shamrock Shake coming up.

I really wish someone heard that one.

Did it work?

Yeah. Yeah, I THINK IT DID.

SO, NOW WHAT? OKAY. OKAY, NOW we have to

burn the rest of him because he said if

you leave a piece of a leprechaun, you

haven't killed a leprechaun. So,

we have to get rid of

all of him. Like a funeral pyre. Yeah, I

guess so. We can get a fire started in

the front yard cuz I never want to see

that shitty little leprechaun ever

again. And no, Rose, we don't want to

hear how fire releases carbon dioxide

into the air. Okay? Okay.

Fine.

I'll sweep him up. Just scream if

anything happens.

What more could possibly happen?

Well,

this has been the weirdest day of my

life.

Yeah.

After everything I went through with my

mother, I didn't think I'd have a

weirder day.

Then again, I also never thought I'd

have any friends.

You do have a hard time keeping them,

though.

I'll eat.

Oh, no.

Are you kidding?

I'll never get a job at ICF now.

You missed a spot.

>> [laughter]

>> Oh, no.

>> [groaning]

>> I guess you're going to foot the bill.

NOT COOL.

STOP.

HAMMER TIME.

I'LL GIVE you geriatrics SOME HAMMER

TIME.

>> [screaming]

[screaming]

>> I KNOW SOMETHING you don't knows.

Rose.

I spent last summer stopping poachers

from killing sea turtles in Costa Rica.

I can handle a bunch OF POCKET-SIZED

PIXIES.

>> [screaming]

>> ROSE?

WHEN

YOU DON'T REALLY help the environment.

Population control?

Please tell me you have a solution for

this. Um

uh gold's gold's a conductor, right?

Yeah, BUT THEY DON'T

YEAH.

YEAH, IT IS.

LOOKS LIKE I really pulled it together.

>> [laughter]

>> Now, give me

me gold.

Well, you're the one who can't keep

track of his gold. Maybe you need to be

more fiscally responsible.

You

need to liquidate.

>> [crying]

>> It's a little too little, a little too

late.

The best you can hope for.

It's a painful fate.

>> [laughter]

>> Hey, you missed your monster.

It's time to cash out.

Oh, shite.

How's that for energy efficient?

>> [screaming]

[screaming and groaning]

[groaning]

[screaming]

>> We need to go. Come on. [screaming]

How do we get out?

Are you

kidding me? You got fiberglass.

And they say there's NO GLOBAL WARMING.

>> [screaming]

[laughter]

>> WAIT.

DYING IN THE BASEMENT IS YOUR BEST IDEA?

OKAY, KATIE, we're not going to die.

Hopefully.

>> [screaming]

>> Please, don't leave me, Layla.

>> [screaming]

>> I've got a limerick for you.

Eat a big ass vagrants.

>> [crying]

[screaming]

[crying]

[screaming]

[laughter]

>> Ow, I think it punctured my trapezius.

What?

It's okay. I'll be okay. Okay.

Come on. Come on. We got to go.

>> [crying]

[cough]

>> Why are you doing that?

What?

You don't see?

See what?

See what?

Nothing.

Nothing. I don't see anything either.

Thank you.

What the hell happened here?

Are you girls okay?

Yeah.

We just learned that sometimes the best

green footprint

>> [panting]

>> is [sighs and snorts] no footprint.

>> [panting]

>> Actually, you know, we're probably going

to need a ride cuz I'm losing a lot of

blood.

That's open.

>> [music]

[music]