All language subtitles for El fontanero, su mujer, y otras cosas de meter - 1981 ( full movie )_en

Ten cuidado, tienes que poner más atención Ten cuidado, you have to put more attention on yourself. I'll see if I can pay you so you don't worry about calling.

But don't you see, there are so many exits. If you weren't so stretched, we'd have every plan.

What's going on is that you're just worried about calling, and here comes the work.

Why don't you get a girlfriend and get married? There 's nothing like having a woman who loves you and makes you happy .

Respect you, like mine.

No curries.

I'm not going to tell you.

Yes , I know .

Once again?

Good for you .

Hello . How are you ? A cigarette? - Uh-huh . - What ?

What a rare thing .

You're a daughter of a bitch.

What a day, mother, what a day!

If you don't come tomorrow, what can I say?

As for you, I'll leave you alone.

Verás, Mario, I swear, it's not what you think, eh?

Come on, I'm gonna convince you that you were filling a quinnela.

Mario, I love you.

Yes, you want me, but you ***** with my best friend.

There is a way to love me.

Look, look, Mario, what the appearances deceive.

Our friendship is our charlando.

Get out of here.

Something happened to him, boss.

No, no, I see.

And why do you know?

For nothing, I was just making a decision.

Well , if you think you 're more than a chess player.

Total, to make a chapuza, I never make chapuzas.

Wait for me in the car .

Hello Mario, what's up? - Hello . - What 's up ?

How did you get here? - Didn't you tell me on Sunday that you'd come?

You had a few things to take care of . - Yes, of course.

But as always you're two or three months late coming. - Well , this time you 've had luck .

Hey, what's happened to your hand? - If you tell me .

Look, this grifo is not for dripping. - Let's see. - Y la cisterna se sale también - Y la cisterna se sale también....

The key is there, isn't it? - Yes, here.

Uy, it is muy fuerte. - I 'll stop you .

You wake up very beautiful in the morning . - Yes, I'm making a decision.

Do you want a coffee? No, no sé, ahora no, más después. No, no sé, ahora no, más después. No, no sé, ahora no, más después. No, no,... no. Yes, afterwards.

No, you can't resist anything.

Almost nothing . That 's not good . Why not? If you

enteran. No seas tonta, who will go to a buriar?

You have the cold hands . But the rest is hot.

Here he is .

This has been crazy, what are you gonna think of me now? -Nothing, what am I going to think?

You are so good. - Yes, you did. - Yes, I did. - I'll give you that. - Much.

The proof is in the paper.

What is that? - What?

What's the matter? I'll ask you?

No, mujer, it's only after...

You have a point, wait.

Let 's go .

What's happened to you? - Well, see, there, before, when you were washing, yo... I'm going to go. Do you understand?

I'm going to go.

It 's too much .

Vaya, if I had known the floor, I would have gone up and given him a hand.

No hacía falta . It was a mistake .

Because the time it took wasn 't easy .

You 're tired .

Shut up, you're just saying stupid things.

Are you tired?

It 's late .

Today we won 't have time to do more announcements .

Hey, no. Tomorrow will be another day.

Lady the key! - Pero Mario, I have to go down to the store.

You don't go down anywhere, lady the key. - Mario, when will you forgive me?

Never! He's been doing la imbécil until now.

But everything is gonna change from this moment on .

Mario , please .

I'll see what happens. He thinks he has the right to everything . Now that this is no... No , you 're not going to stay like this .

Let's see, what's the matter with this machine?

Two things, when it's working, the water comes out here and out the door.

Yeah, well, let's see.

It 's that poor girl is asking for retirement in a scream.

You've got your years, you've got to buy a new one.

That's what I told the lady, that's a grab.

Well , you don 't have a pint of crystal .

You are very pretty, Acheli.

What do you say, pretty?

You 're like a train.

I 'm not a woman .

You are massive, me vas un montón.

I'm not going to lie.

Eh, a tocar a Ceuta, que hacen falta cornetas (a tower in Ceuta, which makes a need for cornetas).

No, you can't run away from it. Come on, give a kiss to the Tití.

Watch your hands, you look like a pulpo.

Yo no soy un malaganta You are not a malaganta.

Anda, help your companion.

Ay, al compañero. I'm going to see you. I'll help you, baby.

Show me where the bat is.

Come with me .

Un momento, is la señora? What is it?

No, I'm alone.

Is that what you have to change the bomb and the goma.

Well, he left me money, no hay ningún problema.

Paco, you have to go buy a new bomb and a new gum.

I think they 're in the car .

Esas no valen is not.

Go to the factory, take the money.

What ?

Un taxis. Do you think I'm a millionaire? Vete en autobús, toma. What is it?

Come on, no. We're going to be here all morning.

Well, yeah, until I come back to the costado.

I'm going to kill you.

Well, he saw you. - What did you see?

How did you get a hand El Chaval? - I know it matters .

Don't bother with the fontanero.

I don't care, but the lady doesn't like it.

It's a pity a girl like you, so pretty, on the street, without a job, with the amount of parades that there are in this country.

Well, no, I'm not gonna do the work of telling you.

It depends .

You understand . You want to mojar.

Man, the truth is you're very good, and nobody bites you.

All sea to keep the job, let's go.

Let 's go .

And it ends soon, that I have la leche en la lumbre.

You have some tickles. Other, including fruit juices.

Wait a minute.

Calm down, wait a moment, wait a moment.

Come on, how did you get in?

So what ?

Hey, you look like a ***.

It 's that you 're muy buena. - Do you want more?

And you? - Let's go to my room.

No, there, no, there. It 's how I like it .

Ay, keep going, keep going.

Poor little, you've lost your appetite.

Ay, no te preocupes, yo te haré feliz I will make you happy.

What?

It 's all right . No , I 'm going to have to live in a house .

You have food and drink. No need to go out for anything .

It 's that you don 't even look at me . I 'm done with it .

It 's just a matter of time . Y es demasiado You are too. You're my tocas.

You are very touched . Solo has been a delight .

To know every time you'll have slipped. I swear it was only once.

And that has served me to confirm how wonderful you are.

We're going to the camita. I have no dream .

Anda, what will I do that you like?

Stay still!

Anda, you like it a lot.

Leave me alone!

Mario, please. - What ?

Mario, I'm very nervous. -Pues te aguantas -I'm going to go.

Now you've seen this girl.

Who is it? - The house repairs.

We were told to fix a cistern that was sold .

Un momento is a moment .

What son of a I don't know what? What do I know about a cistern or what do I know?

Yes, hombre, what a pass, what a pass.

What?

The Lady of Alicante.

The hosts! Be careful, you little shit.

We have eggs from a quarter . Hay tres.

But there's no femina, no. Yeah, here's one.

Hey ! What's the matter? We have no money . How are we gonna pay them?

Then there will be those who pull them.

I'm not going to smoke. Other tobacco. - Yo tengo is a good one .

I don't want to see you.

Mentolado and other filters.

Mentolado without filter, de ese no hay. - Then you go look for him .

You won't be back for an hour, eh?

No hay derecho.

The conflict is collective .

I 'm going to plant a conflict collective .

Hey, he's got one. What's the matter?

Las dos, hija, las dos. I'm not going to let you go. You don't know how expensive everything is.

Venga, al tajo, whether or not minced.

Hello . How are you ? - Hello . - What 's up ? It's almost over.

No te cansas de trabajar tanto. You can't work that hard. - No, I'm used to it.

It 's because you 're very strong . - Oh, yeah.

Well, naked, you have to be much better.

Vaya, derechas al grano, no. I'm not going to eat that.

Yes, because we have no money.

No, it's that when we like something we don't waste time.

Good, patiencia. I'm going to go.

It's that he keeps me like a *********, until I'm locked up.

But something must have done him, no?

Nothing, un disgustillo without importance.

And why has it been?

For jealousy, and without any reason, of course.

Imagine you, that you are a Santa.

Figurate.

Well, my husband has a fly, I don't know if he's got any around.

No creo, Fernando has always been faithful to you.

Of course I never gave him reasons, but if everyone knows that you are a martyr.

A true martyr.

If it were up to the men , they 'd all be hanged .

That's what I'm saying.

For what I serve?

Just for a little while, a couple of times a week.

And there are temporadas that do that.

If you're tired, if your stomach hurts, you can stay here at 25.

How did you?

There are many times I envy the tortillas .

At least they don't have to be slaves to any calzonazos, or dependent on whether they get up or not.

Hey, what will two women do alone?

Well, you know.

Well, call me, I'm very lonely.

Well, what I'm gonna do is pass by there.

But wait when Mario is here, so I can open you up.

Vale, un beso, what are you doing?

Bye, un besito. I'm going to see you.

Chao is.

Let's see where the fuck this is.

Good afternoon, señora de Ordoñez, please. - Yes, come by here.

Up there, at the bottom, to the left. - It's all right, thanks. - I'm not going anywhere.

I 'm going to a place where I live . You see, with all the luxury of appliances.

Never, television...

What's the matter? Is it that the poor have no right?

Go, forget about the social demands and look at what you're doing.

Okay, but I'm not thinking of going anywhere.

Faltaba más is the name of the game. I'll go where you say.

No te jodas, el puro Italo. I'm not going to tell you.

En cuanto sale un plan me lo chafa.

Oh, my God. - Yes , you are .

Good day . - Good day . - Are you the plumber? - Yes, yes, I know. - I was waiting for you, pass.

Let 's go .

Here you are .

Let's see, what is it that you have to arrange?

A lot of things . Es que la cocina mancha muchísimo is a very good dish .

Yes , I did .

It 's because the burners are dirty .

Ah, yes?

It's okay if you want me to go look for a new kitchen, I don't know what happened to him, but for a season now as soon as you smell that hay tajo...

Hey, boy, I'm going to break your face, respect a la señora.

It 's that I 'm already up to my ears .

No te enfades chaval.

You 're here .

Passed here.

In my house no one can see.

Why can't we all three get along?

You have a visit from Marta .

Los hay con más cuernos y la que nace puta . I 'm not going to tell you what to do .

Be careful, you little shit.

Calm down, calm down.

Hay for everyone.

One moment, one moment.

Let 's get comfortable .

And the husband in Badalona?

No , if you 're born a whore .

Help, please.

What ?

I 'll call you next week .

That drain needs to be drained very often .

I agree.

Bye .

Uh, one moment.

Ah, the valley.

Chao is.

One, two, three.

Mario , please .

Mario , please .

Is that you'll never forgive me?

No, adultera, you know.

Though you don't love me, I still love you.

I know you've been doing nothing for a long time, but you're the one.

It's quiet with the hand.

Why?

Men are capable of ******** with a woman even if you don 't want her .

Stay still!

Quietly .

Wait, I'll get a towel.

One, two, three, four.

Seems like with practice it improves .

It 's fantastic .

You said something, darling.

This was just an accident .

I don't think he's forgotten what he did to me.

Mario , please .

Mario , please . - Promise me you won't go out? - I promise you . - And you're not gonna let anyone in either.

Prometido is a.

Tom.

No me fío ni un pelo (No me fío or a hair).

We'll see.

Come on, it's only an hour away.

No, if they said they'd come ****, they'll be there.

A mí no me hace mucha ilusión, dos tíos para nostras cuatro I'm not going to let you go.

With the chocolate cake we've prepared, you'll see how they put on a tone.

How much did you put him?

Six talegos, one for each.

Same thing with the dolphin.

Yeah, but I got this other one, a couple of rayitas and a bum.

A top boy!

You're going to be a good boy.

How are you?

My dear . - That I can't trace. - Ya lo tengo caliente - I know.

Where will be the talent? - No , that 's not it . No, that's not fair.

Dig it up . - Yes , I did .

Yes , I did . - What?

That 's no . - Vete a la mía y a la Checo - I know.

But, but who was it? - It was them .

No more coming. - Oh, shit.

I'm not telling you now, but I'm ready. - Happy car!

What do you want? The two men from Pérez de las Vacas.

Passed, passed. Son my padres, pero ahora no están Son my padres, pero ahora no están.... Close the door .

You can wait for them here . But it's that you're alone? Callate, please.

Nothing of the sort .

What a pleasure to see you, chico.

We have to fix the air conditioning .

It will be better if we return another day .

What? So what ?

It 's very smooth . - Relax yourself .

Let me see it .

A falta de pan, son is equal.

No delay or five minutes .

Caray, a piece of pasta? - Yes, it is.

Bring a Coca-Cola.

It 's a very rich cake . - I think we better go back when our parents are.

Why are you in such a hurry, chef? If you invite them from the heart.

But we 've come to work . - The dog has four legs and a single path.

Good, patiencia. I'm going to go.

It 's very good . What is it?

Chocolate, how do you see?

Well, what? Shall we or shall we not?

Ay, así son los carrozas, that's why I want to. Come on, let's go. What are you doing?

Sweet .

Yes , I did .

What a marvel, no?

What a rich man, isn't he?

He 's turned into a suavito .

Yes, yes, you are.

Turn around, my *****.

The Vuelta.

Wine.

Wine, wine, wine.

That 's it .

So what ?

I'm not going to.

Ay, what's up.

These **** today are worthless .

Hello . How are you ? - Hello . - What 's up ? What a surprise . - Yes , I did .

Figurat, it took me a long time to convince you that you were very depressed and that in the end friends are for the occasion.

So that you don't want to come to me. - Hombre, yo, what's up? - Nothing, nothing. We'll stay here all afternoon keeping you company.

And then when Mario comes we'll talk to him. No hay derecho a lo que está haciendo contigo No hay derecho a lo que está haciendo contigo... No hay derecho a lo que está haciendo con usted No hay derecho a lo que está haciendo con usted.... - Man, he'll have his reasons.

Calla, calla. You know what ? It 's very tougher . When you put a thing in his head no one can convince him.

You left me. I know how to treat him . - No, you did. - What do you say? - No, you also have a hard head.

Well, who's to suspect? Who's got the jealousy? - Yo me voy a comprar tabaco - Yo me voy a comprar tabaco... - You know what ? I would like to stay a lot .

You stay here.

Is that these conversations of women... - Yes, the truth is that a mi me da un poco de repara.

Wait here and don 't move . Vamos a otra habitación Let's go to another room.

These men .

I killed the lover of my wife .

Now we are alone. Tell him everything . But if there 's nothing to tell.

Verás, it is muy simple. Everything happened like this . How would I say it? That's it, I'm going out.

de la peluquería y el peluquero, who is so kind, to bid me farewell to a couple

The kisses in the face. So what ? Who? What is it? The barber's right there.

Yes , I did . But if it is a girl? Fujita, pero como es tan guapo, pues ya know I'm not going to lie to you.

If it is that the men, there is no one who can stand them. - Yes , of course . What I told you yesterday

by telephone. It's a shame we can't handle it on our own, without them.

Yes, it is a pity. Why don't I like women?

What if no... I'm sure you're not.

What will two women get together? Imagine, because if I touch you like this...

No, sorry about that. Uy, mira, cómo se te ha puesto You're not going to be able to see me. Well, also with the cold passing by

What? I 'm sure . A ver...

You too. Well, but that doesn't matter.

♪ When we kiss and nothing happens ♪? Do you dare? Why not? We are friends .

I'll forgive you. Now that I'm in shape, I'll take advantage.

The mother who told her, I'm going to kill her.

Dario, what's going on?

Mother who kills me!

What are you gonna do?

You were just here, by chance.

Rosa told me everything and we'll go, it doesn't matter so much.

Vaya, you don't care?

I'm not a man. I don't see why I should care, it's all been a bunch of bullshit.

Ah, yes? Other, including fruit. I won't forgive her ever.

Dario, please, forget it all.

No forgetfulness possible.

Do you let me talk to him alone?

You can't convince him, he's acting like an ass.

I 'll convince him .

Don't worry.

Let's go!

We are already here .

Have you told Julia? - Well, more or less.

But you said that I... That you and I... - Hombre, that's not.

Uh, less bad.

Have you been thinking about me these days? - Toma, claro, por supuesto, no. I'm not going to remember you.

Why didn't you call me on the phone? - No , I 'm not .

I 'm sorry , I 'm not feeling well . - What?

Yes, I want you to fill me. - This is what we're gonna hear.

Don't worry, they'll be here soon. - Yes , I did .

Go on, go on.

Don't give me a kiss?

Un besito is.

Un besito is.

Un besito is.

Yes, I'm now very puestecita, but before, joder...

And now you're going to forgive me?

No , I 'm not .

Pero hombre, no seas bruto. I'm not going to be a big boy.

What would she think if she found out about our?

Do you think he'd like?

No , you 're not going to say anything .

I'll tell you if you don't behave yourself civilized.

Everything would be much easier if it weren't for my best friend.

Come, promise me that you will forget everything.

And you really don't care that I slept with Fernando?

With Fernando.

Yeah, I put them in that bed myself.

Mento, not precipitated.

Calmate, Julia, please.

Can you get out now?

I 'm calm now . Sientaro, please. Here nothing has happened.

You, you have slept with Fernando.

Yo me too he slept with Mario.

Y Rosa y yo...

You and I are very good friends.

And we 're not going to discuss so little .

We're going to enter the common market.

We are going to be part of Europe .

And I don't see the reason why we can't form...

Un- or un-.

What's the matter?

A marriage of four.

I'll tell you what we're gonna do.

Now you two are going to have a drink like two buenos amigos .

In the meantime, we'll clean up this.

We 'll make a good dinner .

You 're back in a rat 's nest .

A couple of hours, we'll have dinner together.

Ala, what are you waiting for?

Venga, Ala, venga, what is this?

Venga, hasta luego. I'm going to see you later. - I 'll take it .

Bye, now.

Hey, Rosa y tú, how many times?

Hombre, pues, verás, ella y yo. You know what I mean? - No, no, I'm not going to. No , you 're not .

And you, how long has it been since... Since when, bueno?

What ? Health.

It seems a lie, with the timid that is Rosa. Well , you 're Julia .

Valley, Valley.

Hey, look, with my best friend. You could have told me .

Yeah, and if I were you I'd say...

I would have opened my heart to you .

You're a piece of shit.

But if you've been able to seduce a Julia, a woman so innocent and pure.

You know what I'm saying?

No, I'd rather be with you than anyone else.

You're right, you're a cojonudo uncle.

Yes , I did .

Hey, would you like to work with me?

There's every plan?

Today, he was with four girls.

Con cuatro is a good one .

For us . - For the four of us . - I beg your pardon .

Hey, do you think we'll ever get them two...

No creo. Spanish women are very hot .