All language subtitles for Dating.Naked.S02E06.HDTV.x264-The.Buzzsaw

I am ready to settle down with someone.
I don't think

that is where you are at.

I'm going to keep balance.

I'm choosing to go back to this house
alone tonight. I don't think I see a

future with either of them.

Making the decision to send both Mason
and Dom home, it was awful.

It's hard to come back to the house
alone.

That sucks.

It took a strong person to do what you
did today.

I just know that I made the best choice
for every person on that stage.

I'm not saying it feels good.

I just know that it was the best
decision I could make.

What Carrie did was difficult. I would
love to see her happy.

And she's been here all along.

I'm glad that you made the right
decision.

As hard as it may have been.

Thanks,

guys.

So, um, can we come in the shower?

Can we come in the shower? Let's go.

I was waiting for that comment.

I see the way she feels about him.

I'm actually catching these ridiculous
feelings for Chris.

And I don't want anybody standing in the
way.

I have margarita bread.

You don't like it?

No. Okay, good. Let's go.

I'll bartend another one up.

You ready? Can you hang?

Can you hang?

I mean, it's no secret that I like
Chris.

There's something so real and sincere
there.

But telling Chris that my feelings are
actually growing, I still think it's too

early. But I had to sit there and
continue to watch Chris and Fallon

develop this relationship that, you
know, I don't really support.

I need to know what's going on with you
and Carrie.

How are your feelings? Like, what's
going on?

She had a tough day, and it was
important for me to have her back.

Carrie probably does not like me, but
whatever.

Alan is not intimidated by anyone.

So, I'm not worried about that anymore.

Bye, Felicia.

Mind if I join?

Please join.

You look so lonely over here. How are
you feeling?

It's definitely different going out on
new dates with new girls that could

potentially be awesome.

When I've got some feelings for Fallon
and Fallon's got feelings for me. Do you

think Fallon is the kind of girl that
you want to end up with?

I'll put it this way. Since I've met
her, we've gone a step in the right

direction.

I don't want to jeopardize our
friendship by being very blunt with you.

But I don't think that she's the girl
for you.

You know, I think people a lot of times
mistake drama for passion.

Yeah, I know exactly what you're saying.
As tough as it's been, I feel like I got

to see the more real side of Fallon.
Once you get past all that polished,

refined Manhattan lifestyle, there's
like a goofy, goofy chick under there.

It was the first time that Carrie really
gave me her true opinion on Fallon. And

her feelings and her thoughts means
absolutely everything to me.

When you do find that perfect connection
and that perfect person, the timing just

has to be... Has to be right. Has to be
right.

Wow,

it's been quite the rollercoaster ride.
Girls that I'm physically attracted to,

some that I'm not as much.

Yeah, I have found back to the house,
but I'm not going to hold back. You

know, get to know a great girl and
hopefully have a lot of laughs.

Hi. What's up? How are you? I'm Lauren.
Nice to meet you. Lauren, I'm Chris. You

look like a Greek god.

A Greek god?

Like one of those statues with the leaf?
Yeah, just go like this. Just go like

this? Very nice.

I wouldn't mind touching his abs.

Oh, I love my apples. Where are you
from, Lauren? Pittsburgh.

Pittsburgh, PA.

I like the Steelers.

Ah, Lauren's a sports girl. I am.

What did you play? Did you play a lot of
sports?

Basketball and volleyball.

So you're competitive.

I am very competitive.

Whatever we do today, I'm going to win.
What if it's like a romantic walk on the

beach with some champagne?

I'll still win. Are you going to
challenge me? I'll trip you.

I love that you got some fire to you. I
do. I like to have fun. I like to get

rowdy.

happens, I am all about it. I am nervous
to... Get your ass kicked.

Here we go.

It's going down.

Let's go.

Holy, look at how awesome this setup is.

The second I walked down and I saw that
basketball court, I was intimidated.

I'm like, oh my god, I got the smoking
hot blonde chick and she's going to kick

my ass on the basketball court?

Do you know how to do the basketball?

I'm so much more nimble without clothes
on.

Let's be real.

Playing basketball naked is extremely
awkward.

I was

hoping

she was all talk before the day. Then we
took her out on the court and she backed

it up.

Totally distracted, naked man.

17, 16. Get out of my house.

I was in heaven, you know. There's
paradise behind you. I'm playing my

absolute favorite thing in the world,
and I have a really hot guy sweating on

me.

Game point.

You gonna do it?

I can smell victory. No, you're going
down still.

From downtown.

Oh, no. Oh, no.

I blew it. Chris beat me in one-on-one,
and I mean, it was cool because he

didn't let me win, but I definitely let
him win.

Give me a naked, naked sweaty hug.

Lauren is so much fun to play with. I
think she picked up that I was a

sarcastic, funny guy, and she threw it
right back at me, and I loved it.

Shall we go get some drinks? Oh, hell
yeah. Oh, hell yeah.

Let's go.

I feel like you won.

My mission today is to be open.

At the last elimination, I did clean
house, and I have a fresh start today,

so I want to have a great date because I
really do feel like I have the

opportunity to meet someone here.

Hi. Hello.

How are you doing? Oh, my God.

He's really attractive.

I'm guessing.

I'm kidding. I'm going to give you a
hug. Come here.

Oh!

That's great.

I'm also a grower, not a shower.

Thank you for letting me know. You're
very welcome.

It was like a little mini joke.

Hi. Well, hello. How you doing?

I'm all fuzzy inside like a teddy bear.
I'm Justin.

I'm going to give you a hug. Come here.

Oh, that's great.

I'm also a grower, not a shower, so I
just wanted to say that. Oh, thank you

for letting me know. You're very
welcome.

It's extremely hot out here. I don't...

You a little nervous?

This is awkward for me.

Give me some time. I'll work on it. Give
me a couple hours.

I am also naked. I'm not just standing
here staring at you. You're right. I

didn't realize who you are. Good point.

Spiciness is something that turns me on.

When a girl can just kind of be like,
hey, I'm the shit right now. Like, hey,

you want it? Come get it. You can't have
it. I want it.

I want it.

Where are you from? I'm from Seattle,
Washington. What about you?

I'm from Ohio originally. Oh, wow.

So what kind of things do you like
doing?

I'm a runner.

I actually just did my first half
marathon.

Jeez, gross.

I do weightlifting and training and all
that, so bunning has never been my

forte. I got to like a block one time.

I got it.

Justin is very outgoing.

He has a lot of confidence. And at no
point was there an awkward lull or was

the conversation difficult. It had been
a stressful week before I needed that

fun in my life.

Do you want to go have some fun on this
beautiful island? Let's do it.

Okay, what did you get me into?

Are we doing archery?

Tell me who we are. Tell me we're
shooting this.

Oh my god, I don't even know if I can do
this. I'm gonna act like, oh don't even.

I guarantee you're gonna grab this thing
as you start popping off. I pick up

things quick and I like to shark people.

Alright, game one.

God, just that confidence.

Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman
can wear.

Woo!

Oh yes!

A girl knows how to handle a longbow.

Just think about it, breathe, you know,
just pull the trigger, whatever you got

to do.

Wow. Right through the middle.

How'd I do? Throw the safety on. You got
it. I'm calling dibs on the pineapple.

I don't know about that.

Is that a dud?

Oh, no.

Oh.

Amazing. Can we get this thing
calibrated? All right.

Don't disappoint me now. Oh, don't even.

Oh, where's the pineapple?

Justin took it well when I was
absolutely shaming him. What do you

think has been your biggest failure in
life, aside from this moment?

Wow!

I love sarcasm more than anything, and
so I can really appreciate the fact that

she was giving me crap the entire time.

That went a lot worse than I thought it
would.

Awesome. Oh, that was so much fun.

Cold beer.

Cold beer here.

I had so much fun playing basketball
outside in this beautiful place, but

besides sports and all that stuff, I
want to get to know what Chris really

likes, and I want to get to know him.

So did you move around all on your own,
or what?

I mean, my goal in life was to always
live right on the beach, so I just got

up, went to the Outer Banks one day, and
I moved into a house with nine people

I've never met before.

You guys get along?

Well, we almost caught our house on fire
a few times. We flooded the house one

time.

And they tried to evict us because we do
like, it was a party house.

Definitely have my concern about having
two wild, crazy women under one roof.

Lauren's a party girl. And Fallon is
definitely that girl that loves

detention all the time. I am very
interested to see how those two girls

interact tonight.

Unlike the last few guys that I've been
out with, Justin really knows who he is,

and that's really comforting.

I'm really excited to learn more about
him.

So what'd you make? Because that's
delicious.

Pineapple and watermelon, though. I'm
assuming because that's what we just

busted over there. You busted. I was the
cute little guy on the side.

That's all I was going for. See? There
we go. You did a really good job of

being a good sport.

There's too many negatives in the world.
People focus on so many, like... If

there's ten things that happen in a day
and one positive, everyone focuses on

those nine. Yeah. It's like, come on,
like, chill, it's okay.

Life is so beautiful.

So many things to be happy about. And so
that's why you always see me smiling,

always happy. Like, I can be excited
about anything.

Right? Like, I'm way too happy with
life.

I really appreciate that you just said
that.

I like Justin.

He was really in good spirits the whole
time, so it made it easier for me to

have fun with him. So I think tonight is
going to be a really fun night in the

house for everyone.

I'm still upset.

I can't believe you beat me.

Well, I had to do it. Rematch.

There is physical attraction between
Chris and I. You know, he's really hot.

I would like some more of that.

What do you think?

I want to party.

You want to party? I want to party. Oh,
hey, guys.

Fallon, this is Lauren.

I'm Lauren. Nice to meet you. Nice to
meet you as well. Lauren, this is

Fallon. Wait, I heard you mention the
bar when you came in. Yeah. Are you guys

ready for a drink? I need a drink.

First of all, I don't even know Chris's
new gal's name because I'm so, like,

preoccupied with what's going on with
her face.

She still has, like, black mascara
dripping.

She needs, like, a root touch-up. And,
um, I think she is complete white trash.

Let me give you the grand tour. The
place is incredible.

But when a new girl comes in the house,
I have to make them a shot. like super

super strong my goal is like i want to
get them wasted so they look sloppy and

the more they look sloppy then chris is
just like completely not interested

because like when you have this and then
you look at that it's like yeah no guys

the shots are ready what is it yours is
funky okay funky shots for funky people

cheers and so it began

Funky shot for funky people.

Here.

And so it begins.

Can I sip?

Come on, you gotta drink. I gotta sip!

That girl, I think her name is Farrah?

Farrah? Farrah?

I feel like Farrah's a little
intimidated by me.

There's another hot girl in the house.

Gonna go down.

I like to sip my shot.

Valid.

I had a great date with Justin today,
and I'm just excited to hang out with

him and not have to worry about divvying
up my time between all these different

people. Hey, guys. Oh, my gosh. You want
to drink some forbidden fruit?

That's awesome.

Walking in with a pineapple holding over
my junk.

Wow. I don't know these people. It was a
little weird.

We shot arrows at fruit.

Let's go, girl.

We're going to get some drinks. Cool.
That is so cool.

I want you guys to have a shot with me.

First night, I'm ready to party, to

have fun, you know, get wild, get crazy.

If you're about Chris, you'll do the
whole time. Cheers.

Come on. Wow.

Oh, Peter.

Holy.

She just blew me.

I was.

I don't know if it's tipsy.

But, you know, it just happens.

I thought I was leaving all that in my
face.

No, you look good. We have a whole other
shot coming your way.

Oh, God. I'm getting the real laugh
right now. This is good. You've gotten

the real laugh all day. You're not used
to laughing this much, are you? I am

not. And it feels so good because it's
been very emotional and very stressful

the last couple days. Okay.

What's the best part about that?

That I learned something about myself.

It's in the past.

Oh.

I like that.

You have two choices. You can either
think about it and cry about it again.

No offense. No thanks. Or you can just
keep laughing, have a good time, and

move on from it, right? Yes, please.

There is definitely potential with
Justin.

He really does understand me very well.
I am impressed.

Like I said, I'm nice one day. This is
the first time you've impressed me.

You're just so whack.

You want my man. You don't have a
chance.

I need to distract his eyes from that
blob of meth today.

I feel like you and I have more of like,
not bad.

Excuse me, one second. Can I give you
this?

Sure. And then when you're ready to talk
to me, you can come talk to me.

Okay.

I mean, really?

Fallon is trying to claim her territory.

But how am I going to be able to meet
other girls if I just get dragged around

like a damn puppy dog?

Obviously, like, you and Fallon have,
like, a connection, but I feel like it's

all physical.

Do you guys have anything in common?

Yeah.

Yeah?

So hard.

She's into fashion.

You're into, like, baseball and fishing.

Like, you're not going to go. You're
like, oh, my God, let's go to this

runway together.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, that's it. Where's my boyfriend?

The whole night, Chris and I were
talking.

She didn't really have anyone.

She had Juan.

Brought to you by Pino Grigio.

So annoying.

I'm not threatened by Lauren, but I am
pissed off.

This is supposed to be our time with
each other, and it's like they're

together. I'm not just going to sit
around as he ignores me.

I really have hung out with Lauren quite
a bit tonight, and Fallon's upset.

is used to the attention all the time.
I'm sleeping.

And I can't give her that. I can't
honestly, truly give her that right now.

It just wouldn't be fair to do that.

Last night, I spent my evening with
Justin. I had a blast with him.

The sadness has passed, and I know the
connection that I really want to find

with a guy.

I'm going to say that it's going to be
easier. I could be wrong.

Hi. Hey.

How you doing?

How's it going?

Good. I'm Carrie.

Carrie. Doug. Nice to meet you. Nice to
meet you, Doug. I see the airline lost

your luggage, too.

So you've been here for a little while.
Yeah. This is not my first rodeo. It is

for me. It is for me. This is my first
rodeo. Not a cowboy. I feel pretty good.

Not too nervous?

No. I can't tell if it's the heat or the
nerves, but it... You can't see. No pit

stains.

That's good. Dating is awkward.

Obviously, when I feel pressure,
sometimes I just keep talking.

I have asthma, and I feel like I'm going
to have an asthma attack. Let me know. I

have my inhaler. It's okay. I'm good. I
don't have any pockets. I brought two.

See?

This is awkward, right?

Where are you from?

I'm from Rhode Island originally, but I
live in New York City now.

Oh, okay. I do physical therapy during
the day, and I do stand-up comedy at

night. Really? Yeah.

That's pretty cool.

Well, do you want to go on a date? Yeah.

Let's see what is in store for us. Let's
date. That's for you.

I have never dated a comedian.

I might do my polite Carrie laugh.

Just because I don't want him to feel
bad and then be more nervous.

Although I'm really easily amused, so
he's probably going to crack me up.

I'm very excited. I definitely have two
cool chicks in the house.

But always a great surprise to get to
know somebody new.

I'm not going to hold back.

We'll see what happens.

Hi.

Wow. What the hell is going on here?

How's it going?

How are you? I'm Amanda.

Amanda, Chris.

Nice to meet you. It's great to meet
you.

How do you feel?

I'm a little nervous.

Naked dating? Oh, my God.

I love your hair.

Thank you. Thank you. Even though I have
none, but... Turning around and seeing a

bald girl is a little bit shocking at
first, and I think I look very

intimidating, but I really am not. I
come from a good place, and I'm

definitely here to potentially find
love.

Do you always keep it like that?

Well, I've had it like this for a couple
months now, but my mom has breast

cancer, so I kind of wanted to support
her. You know, you don't have to have

hair to be beautiful.

That is amazing.

Yeah. My mom was diagnosed with stage
four breast cancer four years ago. I

told her I would shave my head, so now
I'm kind of going strong until she gets

a little bit better and more of a stable
place. Good for you. That's a bold move.

I know. Have you ever done anything like
this before?

I mean, I bodybuild, so I've been on
stage with, you know, bra and thong type

of thing, but not fully naked.

I have never dated at bodybuilding.
before. Well, here's your first one.

Plus I'm a dance major.

Bodybuilder, dance major.

You make a good bodybuilding pose.

Well, I do like figures, so I'm mostly
like sideways, you know. It's all

sideways stuff?

Backshot.

I probably would never go out of my way
to approach Amanda, but she's got a

beautiful smile, beautiful eyes, and
she's got enough strength to not care

what other people think about what she
looks like.

Should we go on our date? Yeah. All
right, cool.

Come on.

Could you squat me? Yeah. I mean, like,
no problem.

There's an audience.

Yeah, it looks like a mock comedy show.

I love it.

You know what? I really respected that
when I told you I was a comedian, you

didn't say, tell me a joke.

But this is tell me a joke times a
thousand. I usually don't bring girls to

a comedy show on the first date in fear
that it's going to be a bad show. And

this was like my fear coming true.

Nobody has faces, though. I think we
need to put some faces on them. Okay.

Like a little cross-eyed Betty Boop.
Make sure the people in the front row,

at least one of them is on their cell
phone.

There we go.

No, this guy is definitely stoned.

And he's shocked.

These people aren't dating, so they have
to look like they're pretending to enjoy

themselves.

It was very obvious that Doug has
experienced some rejection in the comedy

world. All of his faces weren't having a
great time, or they were distracted, or

they were nauseated.

Do you need any more material?

I just need a naked girl right in the
middle, and then I think we're good to

go. I can do that. The best advice
everyone always gives you when you're on

stage is to imagine your audience in
their underwear. So he had the best

audience possible.

Good to be here.

In the Philippines, this is actually the
furthest away I've ever been from my

dignity.

Cricket. That's okay. This is an
authentic comedy show, though.

I'm afraid of catching on fire.

I think that's a pretty common fear, no?

I feel like the people in the back are
nodding, yes.

I think I'm afraid of catching on fire
because you're only supposed to stop,

drop, and roll if your clothes catch on
fire.

And I don't want to beat a dead horse
here, but if you want to survive, just

get naked.

I think stop, drop, and roll is the old
saying. I think the new saying should

just be strip, quick, cover your... It
was so obvious that Doug is more

comfortable with a microphone in his
hand. I was legitimately laughing. He

definitely had me going.

Going into this date, I was a bit
nervous.

I'm naked with a chick who can squat my
body weight. What the hell? No holding

back here. We're naked.

Let's go for it.

It's so pretty in here. What the hell's
going on here?

We got some CDs.

Hip hop.

Tap dance.

Oh my god, we're about to dance.

Oh, I know what's up.

This is your expertise.

You're going to have to take me by the
hand and show me what the hell to do

here. Okay, what do we want to do first?
Let's do this.

I can't freaking dance.

Never mind naked.

So you've been doing this for a long
time.

Yeah, since I was like three.

Have you ever dated a dancer?

Pull dancers?

No, I haven't dated a dancer.

This is going to be totally new to me.
For the first time, maybe I was like,

all right, this is totally outside my
comfort zone.

What was that? That was a bit.

That was horrible.

You're better at tap dancing.

I have no idea what I was doing up
there. Do you know how to beatbox?

Can you be that?

Flip. Yep.

And then we start.

Butt roll.

Butt roll.

A butt roll.

He was really interested in trying to
learn like what I was teaching him. I

think that says a lot about his
character too because he isn't afraid to

try new things. I'm impressed and I
would like to get to know him a little

bit better. They're wild.

They're wild.

They're all wild right now.

Here's to an excellent performance.

No, that was a par performance from me.
But maybe someday in the future you can

see me in a real crowd. I would love
that.

It was nice to see Doug's nerves, you
know, kind of stripped away. And I have

a feeling that like in an actual
audience setting, I think he's probably

actually really good at what he does.

So do you want to stay in physical
therapy at all or are you kind of trying

to phase that out?

No, I'm not trying to phase it out.
Okay. I love doing it. It's very

rewarding. Okay. I work with geriatric
patients and it's awesome. The old

people are the best.

I can imagine.

They have great stories and, you know,
something that they tell you all the

time. Every day. Every day. But that's
part of their charm.

Doug definitely lives up to being the
more mature person that I was hoping

for. But then Justin and Doug are both
very comical guys.

I'm not sure which I find more
attractive at this point, but I could

really use another lighthearted night in
the house.

This is romantic.

Cute.

Cheers to my first time tangoing ever.

Naked.

No, ever.

Ever, ever. I just happen to be naked as
well.

Amanda's a really sweet girl. She's got
a great head on her shoulders, even if

it is a chrome dome.

Do I look intimidating with no hair?

On first appearance? Yeah.

A little bit, yeah. You know, like being
bold is just like kind of honoring, like

honorable to my mom.

Not only are you honoring your mother,
but you're making a huge statement.

There's a lot more going on. Yeah, I
really appreciate that. Like it's so

hard.

Amanda's morals and values are identical
to mine.

That's the type of person I connect
with.

All right, before we go back to the
house, you got to squat me.

What are you doing?

I wasn't sure if I could squat his whole
body weight, but we conquered it.

Amanda is the realest

chick I have met yet. I can't wait to
see how the girls are going to relate to

her.

Are you kidding me?

That's not Chris's type.

See this right here? This is Chris's
type.

How you doing?

Great. How are you doing?

I'm good.

Based on the conversations I've had with
Justin, we have really similar senses of

humor. And I needed to know, is there
actual chemistry outside of the joking

and the laughing?

There's definitely spark.

I wasn't.

I'm just saying.

I just wanted to, like, talk to you,
like, quick before the rest of the night

goes on. I've been watching you go on
them dates for, like, four weeks.

It is quite intense every time I see it.

I'm not going to lie.

Yeah,

definitely. Definitely.

Whatever.

When you're feeling emotional...

When guys are, like, completely getting
on your nerves, or, like, just when

you're, like, completely friggin' bored,
drink a Pinot Grigio.

Mmm, so good.

I had a very, very good time with you
today.

Our day was really fun.

I was like fish out of water.

You did a good job, though. I really
feel like I have a connection with

Chris, so I want to leave the night with
him knowing, like, how I feel about him.

I can stand alone, independent, woman,
all that crap. But, like, when you find

somebody you can be a team with, it's
just, like, really special.

I couldn't agree with you more because
compromise and teamwork.

Yeah. You are beautiful.

So are you.

Okay. Yep.

I see Chris spending a majority of his
time with these girls.

I'm just like, I'm going to get drunk.

I'm going to have fun with this.

So watch out.

I mean, do I have to tell you that I
love attention or is it really clear?

Fuck off. Okay.

Fuck off.

The night went on and Fallon's crazy
definitely came out.

Like, what would you do?

I would just, like, bend over and shake.

Uh-huh. Shake what? Shake what you might
make her. And if you, like, got on the

thing and you'd be like, oh, hold on.
I'm like, what?

Hey, give her the beat. Like, what would
you do? Fallon is very put together all

the time, but tonight she's a mess.

I love it.

What's going on in here? If you have any
questions about Fallon, you need to go

out there and see her right now.

Fallon was acting a fool, and I want
Chris to see that side of her because

she's getting the attention of the other
guys in the house, and we're here for

Chris. What's going on out there? You
need to go out there and see her right

now.

What do you mean by that? That is how to
see liquor real true colors.

The drama queen is never ending.

Are you a Playboy model right now?

No. What the f*** is going on out here?

Hey, Chris. Good to see you. When I came
out of my room, Fallon's dancing on the

table. For the first time, I've seen
Fallon get really drunk, and she's

sloppy. Not a fan of that kind of stuff.

Hey,

Chris. I was hitting on Justin like five
minutes ago.

This is bad bitches only.

Like, girls like me, you can't...

Like, no.

I'm not trying to go far.

You're not listening to me. So what I'm
telling you is... You go, girl. No, no,

no, hold on. This girl right here knows
what Chris wants.

What's he want?

You're not listening to me. But why are
you... No, no, no, but you're not

listening to me. This girl knows... No,
like, all she's doing is talking.

No, bitch.

No.

It might look all, like, cute and pretty
and, like, diva-ish and, like, so, like,

perfect and stuff, but, like, I will
seriously bust your face.

All that matters to me is Chris and I.
Your validation, I don't give a fuck.

I'm not validating anything. Okay, so
shut the fuck up.

Watch full episodes and extras.

Your validation, I don't give a fuck.

I'm not validating anything. Okay, so
shut the fuck up.

I saw a side of Fallon that I hadn't
seen before.

It's completely irrational.

She was in attack mode, and honestly, it
was horrifying.

Focus on you and Chris, and less on
Chris and I.

It's not about you. I know you're a
princess, I know you're a diva, but it's

about Chris.

You're doing a lot. You're doing a lot
right now.

I think everyone had a lot to drink
right now. I think we need to take it

down a notch.

I was the only girl that was not wasted
making a fool out of herself.

I didn't want to look trashy, so I held
my *** together.

I think everyone needs, we need to just
call it a night. Hell yeah. I think

we're done.

Done.

If it really gets serious between me and
Fallon, when we do have conflict, is

that the demon that I'm going to have to
see?

I'm drunk.

I definitely need to sleep on it. I
really don't know what tomorrow's going

to bring.

Are you kidding me?

Hi, guys.

Nice to see you again.

Hi, Fallon.

Hey. After last night, I don't have any
regrets.

I just wanted to have a wild night. I
wasn't doing anything wrong. This is who

I am, and I want Chris to know the real
me.

Carrie, last week, instead of choosing a
keeper, you decided to wipe your dating

slate clean.

High risk, high reward.

Let's see if it paid off.

Chris,

you've had a connection with a number of
women, which has likely made your

choices harder. You guys are here to
make some big decisions today.

Harry, which of these two men do you
want to stay here with you as your

keeper?

Well, Doug, we had such a great date.
You made me laugh the whole time. Oh,

good. Okay, I'm relieved.

It was great.

Justin, we had such a good chemistry on
our date. I mean, at no point did I feel

uncomfortable or awkward with you. It
was just simple.

It's a difficult choice for me.

This week, I've decided to keep...

Justin.

She picked me. It's awesome.

I still need to fight for her. I need to
step my game up even more now. There's

going to be two new guys coming in the
house.

Downside, I probably blew my hamstring.

Worth it for Carrie.

I feel alright. Justin's a great guy and
I wish him the best. I'm on Team Justin

now.

If I had not made the decision I did
last week of sending everyone home, I

might not have been in the mindset to
have the connection that I did. I

definitely made the right decision.

Chris, it is now your turn. Which of
these three do you feel the weakest

connection with?

Lauren, I had so much fun with you. I
mean, down to earth, super competitive.

I am very competitive.

But I did have my reservations.

You definitely seem like a total wild
child.

Last night, the fireworks erupted.

The second Lauren saw Fallon doing
something in an unfavorable light, she

ran it almost like it was a tattletale.
That's just childish.

Lauren, you were my weakest connection.

Boo.

Great answer.

It really sucks that Chris eliminated
me. You know, I felt like there was

something there, but it's really hard
because I was crazy.

And her main mode was to attack.

Like, why are you dealing with her? It
is now time to decide which person you

would like to stay here on the island as
your keeper.

All right.

Amanda, when I first saw you bald,

bodybuilder, not typically the type of
girl I'm physically attracted to.

But getting to know you and finding out
why you have no hair.

I mean, it was beautiful.

You're smart. You're witty.

You're very well grounded.

There's no question that I connected
with you very well.

With Fallon, yeah.

I've laughed with you. I've been
embarrassed with you. I've seen you

embarrassed. I've seen the human side of
you.

Last night, I got to see that
argumentative side of you. I mean, you

wouldn't listen to anybody.

And it was tough.

I could either take a big step forward
with a relationship that I am fond of,

or take a deep breath and start
something new.

I'm all set with Chris. I'm the hottest
girl in the house. The bodybuilder?

Like, where do you see any rational
competition in this? I have to make a

choice, and...

My choice is going to be...

I

have to make a choice, and my choice is
going to be...

Amanda.

Wow, I think we were all holding our
breaths for that moment.

Over the past few weeks, I got to know
Fallon really, really well.

But last night was the first time she
had shown some of her true colors.

And it was an eye-opener for me. It was
a red flag.

Fallon, I gotta go to you first, because
you have been here now for four weeks.

Yeah, I'm crushed.

I mean, I know I drank a little bit too
much last night, and, you know, my

emotions are running crazy, and I, like,
really honestly care for Chris.

And it just, it sucks.

I'm looking down the road.

I mean, relationships aren't easy.
They're not all daisies and rainbows.

There's a lot of hardships that people
need to get through together.

And last night gave me a lot to think
about.

I'm hurt because I did have a connection
with Chris. But now I'm just like, if

you can't see the flaws in people, I
mean, how are you supposed to enjoy,

like, the good in them?

This is the reason why I'm so hard.

And I, like, have this shield because it
sucks getting hurt.

I'm just super hurt.

But I wish you luck.

I still have feelings for Fallon, but I
chose Amanda because she is as real as

they come. I know as hard as it was that
I made the right decision.

I'm really happy. I'm really excited. I
think, you know, I know I may seem

intimidating at first, but like you
said, like, there's so much more.

And I think, like, our date was so much
fun.

And I hope you're impressed that I could
squat you.

I know what he's looking for, and I feel
like I can cater to that a little bit

better than Fallon has.

Hopefully, I could build a bigger
relationship with Chris.

Well, Amanda, come on over and join
Chris.

Chris really shocked me today. I was
starting to maybe lose a little faith in

our relationship. So I think he just
needed time to figure out that...

He doesn't see a future with someone who
is manipulative.

Doug, Lauren, Fallon, thank you all for
sharing yourselves with us. And I do

wish you all the best in your quest for
a perfect match.

Justin and Amanda, congratulations on
being chosen as our keepers this week.

I'm sure the four of you are ready to go
relax and have a good night together.

All right. Thank you.

I saw Fallon's face and I just turned
into mush.

Because I had very strong feelings for
her, but I definitely made the right

choice, and I hope she can forgive me.

I know I'm going to have a good week
with Justin in the house. I think there

might actually be something there, but I
can't deny that I still absolutely have

feelings for Chris.

I was really proud of him today, and it
just reminds me why I feel like he's

someone that I can trust.

Time will always tell.

This is like my second time doing this.
Your second time doing this? Yeah.

I didn't get set up this time.

Can you dance? I cannot two-step. I can
teach you. You can teach me how to two

-step?

This is hands down the weirdest date I
have ever, ever been on.

Eww.

Who does this guy think he is? This is
my dojo, bro.

Leave. I'm not leaving. I'm here on
paradise.

You have no clue what we went through
today. I'm more than willing to throw

down. You can have her.