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Previously on Dating Naked... Get a
little twinkle.

Something is growing with Louie. But
there's still something there with

Chris. Bring it in. Katie is a totally
awesome chick. I totally, totally dig

her. Everybody, I want you to meet
Katie.

My heart drops.

I'm choosing to keep Louie. I'm gonna
keep Katie.

I want to keep getting to know Louie. I
want to spend more time with him. And

then there's still this lingering
excitement about Chris.

All right, I'm going to move you into
your room.

Thank you, sir.

Seeing Chris, like, you know, cuddle up
with Katie is going to be really hard to

watch that happen.

What do you think? No, I think it's
awesome. I'm so excited.

It's fun. I just want to look. I haven't
even been in here. At the end of the

day, I'm really trying to explore new
relationships with new people.

And I've got a girl I picked at the
moment that I feel like, you know, maybe

there's the potential that we might have
that.

I'm so excited to be in this room. I get
a door. I get a door.

Thank you for picking me.

I, uh... I'm glad I picked you. Good.

Emotionally with Chris right now, I'm
feeling pretty confident.

I think he kept me because obviously
he's not an idiot, okay?

And if someone's trying to step in on
something that I'm interested in, watch

out.

Cool and everything? Yeah. I'm glad you
picked me instead of the other two guys

over here. It's good.

I appreciate that. I still have a lot
more that I want to explore with Louie.

I'm dating this guy, and I want to have
maybe a romantic connection with him.

Were you excited that I kept you?
Absolutely. I'm here right now. This is

paradise. I know you're in paradise. I'm
sitting in a pool talking with you right

now. We're having drinks. We're having a
great time. Louie, I need you to open up

to me, just a little bit.

Open up in what way?

I mean, we don't have a lot of time
here. Like, were you excited that I

wanted to keep you? Well, go this way.
Out of every girl that's been in this

house so far, I feel me and you had the
best connection.

Okay. You go on dates every day. I kept
you two weeks in a row. I understand.

Cheers to that. But you still go on
dates with other guys, you know what I

mean? Yeah, I do. So keep me informed
and I'll keep you informed. That's all.

Okay. That's where I'm at anyway.

You know what? I'm wondering if Louie,
at this point, if it's more of a

competition than Louie really liking me.
I don't want to keep around a guy that

isn't as into me as I am into him. This
is the new keeper shot.

The welcome shot.

I gotta get a little taste of this. I
know you are a magician when it comes to

these drinks. You know what? They're
just made with love.

Alright.

It's difficult, you know, with Carrie
and Katie.

I've got two awesome girls, great
personalities, very attracted to both of

them. It's when it rains, it pours.
Welcome to the house where the shots

don't count and the clothes don't
matter. That's nice.

Cheers. Welcome, guys.

It's kind of cool.

Yeah, this is a dream come true for
Chris.

That's so pretty.

Every time I look out at the mountains
there.

That was so pretty over there. I was
saying, like, I was telling Katie, like,

okay, so I live in Tampa. I have the
ocean.

I don't have the mountains. No. I do
actually have feelings for Chris, and we

still have a good relationship.

I know he does have this attraction to
Katie. It's very obvious.

And so I'm not opposed to making a
better connection with someone else.

My Katie could absolutely be on his way.

I think the worst thing I could do for
today's date would be to have another

guy in my mind. I said I want to give
every guy a fair chance and have a fresh

start and a clear mind every day. There
are still so many guys for me to meet.

I'm definitely really hopeful about it.

Hello. How you doing?

How are you? I'm doing beautiful.

You're doing beautiful.

Absolutely. I'm Frankie.

Frankie. How you doing? Nice to meet
you.

If I had picked Frankie out of a
catalog, he could not have been cuter.

Like, he's beautiful.

Feeling a little nervous?

Not really. I mean, do I look scared?

Maybe just like a little.

Thank you for that. Oh, my God.

I'm just down to try anything new. I'm
very comfortable with my body. Some

people here would almost say too
comfortable.

Oh, my God.

Frankie got a couple good shakes out of
it. Pretty much the whole time, he was

just like going for it.

I know that I'm destined for great
things. You think so?

I know so. What's your dream? My dream
is to just be able to live every day

with a smile on my face.

You got a smile on today.

Yeah, absolutely.

I'm not sure if there's potential with
me and Frankie. He made me feel really

uncomfortable with how comfortable he
was.

It definitely freaked me out a little
bit, but we'll see how it plays out. So

let's go on a date.

Absolutely. Yeah? Yeah. Come on. The
fact that I can be naked in a date, I

feel like I got the advantage because
it's my body. I can do whatever I want.

You ain't the boss of this. You know
what I mean? This is mine. But be as it

may, I'm here, I'm living, and I ain't
changing for nobody.

Here we are today.

Square one, again.

You know, new day, new girl, new date.
No idea what either is going to bring.

I'm just going to go right into this and
have fun.

Oh, my God. What the hell is coming at
me?

Unbelievable.

Awesome. How are you? Good. I didn't
think you guys existed.

We are through the looking glass here,
people.

What do you think?

Unbelievable?

Was it a surprise?

It is a shocker.

How are you?

I'm great. How are you? Good.

Did I make a great first impression?
You've made an incredible first

impression. Thank you. That's awesome.
Shocking.

So what made you bring the unicorn ad
with you? I didn't want you to see

everything at once. I wanted to come out
as, like, make you wonder.

Sometimes I think I'm a little too much
for some people.

And they don't really know how to handle
it. And they're like, holy, this bitch

is crazy.

What's your name? Give me your name.
Mariah. Great to meet you. Nice to meet

you. Here, see you.

Oh,

you smell nice.

How do you feel? I feel great. I feel
like the wind is blowing and all the

rain is blowing.

Oh, my God, you're great. Where are you
from?

I'm from Las Vegas.

I bought a ferret like two months ago,
and I love him. I leash train him. I

have little sweaters for him.

Great. I wish he was here, right here
with me.

They didn't let you check your ferret? I
know. Actually, you can't even fly a

ferret on an airplane.

Really? I'm baffled. Honestly, just
absolutely completely

mind-boggled by her body language,
everything that's coming out of her

mouth. Very entertaining.

Ready to go? I am so ready.

Don't forget that.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, I'm so excited for the date.

Here we go.

Massages.

I think I'll give you a massage. I'll
take one. Okay. You've got to tell me

twice. Yes.

I've seen this done. I have no idea what
I'm doing now.

No, it feels great, man. How's the
pressure?

What about the pressure of the date?

I mean, what am I going to do? I got to
get a massage.

Oh, my God, I love it.

With Carrie, we got chemistry.

I'm not too surprised, though, because I
know she's going to want to pick a guy

that's more than just the rest.

And I know I'm something different, and
she's going to want to go with me, you

know?

Yeah.

Oh, wow, you're sitting on me. All
right.

What's the big deal with that? It's nice
and comfortable.

Frank is very comfortable being naked.
I've never had a guy straddle me while

he gives me a massage. It's just like,
whoa, that was really weird.

You can push harder than that.

That's much better.

So tell me more about this awesome
mentality you have about life. Where'd

you get it from?

Just, you know, if you ain't learning,
you ain't learning.

I think there should be naked bars and
stuff where you can have naked meetings.

I think it's a great concept. I feel
like to advance, you got to take away

the pants.

You ever done this before?

No. This is a first for me.

Hang on. Hang on.

I'm really worried about gravity taking
full throttle.

Here we go.

Lean towards me.

Wait, what?

Why am I leaning?

Hold on. This way?

Oh, my God.

I'm going to go down. She's going to go
down.

Here we are naked. We're getting blasted
by like two foot waves.

She was fearless. It was fantastic.

It was absolutely phenomenal.

Like, it was, I was, sorry.

It was a little intense at some points
when, like, you're bouncing so hard. And

I was like, oh, we were just all over
the place. And, like, it was a great

time.

Oh, my God, this experience is really
amazing.

What do you think? This is really nice.

This is such a cool place.

We were pretty badass. We were pretty
badass.

What's the wildest thing you've done in
Vegas since you've been there?

Honestly, lately, like, I really haven't
gone out that often. When I first got

there, like, I was going out all the
time, just, like, causing chaos and

trouble. But actually, I joined the UFC
gym, and I did Bikram yoga.

That's pretty badass.

Mariah's got a great heart. It's so
positive.

To us.

To us. To hanging on.

Fuck. Jesus.

At a point in her life where she's kind
of reckless, she's kind of wild.

Makes me feel pretty good to go back to
a grounded house with Katie and Carrie.

See that nice little callus there?

Sorry. You're going to have pretty feet
after this.

You're still pretty.

I mean, what do you look for in a girl?

Somebody that can just take me for who I
am.

As long as somebody sees that I'm a
genuine person and I got a lot of heart,

that's really where it comes from.

That's all I need, you know?

Frankie is just a little off kilter and
he marches to the beat of his own drum,

but I feel like he might really accept
me for who I am and I connect with that.

If anything comes my way that's right,
you're going to know.

And if it feels good, I'm just going to
let it flow.

Carrie's a very laid-back, open-minded
person, and that's big with me.

Oops.

Hey.

Hi.

Hello, hello, hello, hello.

We've got two new personalities in the
house. I mean, it's probably going to be

an interesting dynamic this evening.

Cheers.

Mariah is super loud super doesn't give
a crap what anybody thinks

It doesn't seem like the kind of girl
that Chris would actually be into. I

wasn't too worried about it.

Thanks.

Ah,

sit down with me.

And your tan is coming along quite
nicely. Thank you.

My plan is to see where Carrie's at.

I really haven't had the opportunity to
talk with her as much as I have with

Katie. How are you?

I'm great, really.

We've got some interesting cats in here.
Look at... Yeah, good word.

Tell me about Frankie.

Frankie is really unique.

He rambles a lot, but what he's saying
is just like the gem.

Wow. Yeah.

All right.

Thank God it's not like another really
cool looking chick that I'm like into

because there's already too many of
them.

Is that okay to say?

Yeah, no, that makes sense. I think I
started to get a little insecure when

Chris started to gravitate towards
Katie.

And the fact that he came over to me and
did initiate a conversation says that on

some level he does appreciate our
relationship.

Should we regroup? I kind of want to see
what happens with this.

I don't have all the answers.

I'm figuring it out.

And I got a lot to think about.

I'm just

really happy

I get to see you.

I'm blown away. And I'm happy.

I'm happy that you're cool.

That makes it all the better to me.

You keep looking at me like that. Why?

You have these, like, intense eyes.

Yeah? I like it.

Thank you.

You look beautiful.

Thank you.

What up? What up? Let's take a shot.
Like, let's get weird.

Nope, I'm good.

Where's Chris? I know he's gonna race
with me.

I'm attracted to Chris.

Chris is, like, a stud.

I mean, we had a great date and all, but
I feel like me and Chris really haven't

had, like, a deep conversation, and I'm,
like, looking forward to it.

Chris!

Get over here. What are you doing?

I'm not going over there.

I just got to hang out with the crew
down here. I got to check in.

Don't you want to talk to me?

I feel like I'm a bit of a predicament.

Definitely got a stage five clinger
here.

Don't know how I'm going to shake it
yet.

I can't.

Hola!

At this point... Yeah, yeah, you know
what? I would like that.

But I should at least have some respect
and give her an opportunity to get to

know her a little bit better. Keep the
chaos at bay.

I realize, like, you're genuinely
looking for something, and I think I

matched what you were looking for.

I think that you know that.

Don't you, me?

Uh, yeah.

I mean... Can we hold hands?

We could do that.

We're going to look into each other's
eyes.

Okay. All right, let's go.

Oh, my God, he's so great. He's so
handsome. Like, I just want to give him

so many kisses.

I love him.

Oh, my God.

He's peaceful.

Frankie's all about relaxing.

So I kind of pulled him away for a
little while and just wanted...

some peace and quiet with him.

I am very intrigued by Frankie. And
intrigue is extremely powerful.

It pulls at the heartstrings for me.

I was thinking about... Okay.

Cool. You know what happens after that?

Like... You sleep.

Okay, and then what happens actually
after that?

You wake up and you feel good, but not
even a hangover.

No, but I'm actually wondering what
happens, like, after that.

Like, you walk me to my bed.

But what, seriously, is, like, the next
move? We'll talk about it in the

morning. We'll talk about it tomorrow.

Good night.

Hope you had fun.

I hope you did, too.

I definitely did.

Mariah might be a little bit too wild
for me.

So I just did what I had to do and sent
her to bed. And at this point, you know,

I really want to get to know Katie
better. What do you make of Carrie at

the moment?

For the most part, since I've been here,
you guys have been pretty close.

I feel like she may be threatened.

Probably is a little awkward for Chris.
I mean, I do see some chemistry between

Chris and Carrie. So I'm going to have
to try to get in there and make sure

that my presence is known.

And then, like, a girl came along that
I'm interested in.

And I think she identifies that.

You into it?

No, you suck.

You suck.

I'm going to be on with Chris. I'm
definitely going to turn it on. I'm

going to turn it up.

Maybe things are going to get a little
heated tonight.

Hopefully he can determine what he likes
a little bit more. And hopefully that's

me. Good night, boys and girls.

I'm really into Katie. It was easy to
hang out with her the entire night. It

was just smooth. It was just natural.

I had an unbelievable night.

It is a great girl. Awesome girl.

But there's another date around the
corner.

If the girl I meet today is completely
mind-blowing, you know, my dream girl,

I'm going to be in a tough spot.

Hey. Hi, how are you?

Holy...

She's absolutely beautiful. Great to
meet you. I'm Chris. Nice to meet you,

too. I'm Fallon.

When people say, hey, Chris, what's your
type of girl?

That's it.

She just walked into the scene here.

You look at her, and you kind of bite
your bottom lip, thinking, damn, I just

want to rip those clothes off.

But we're both already naked.

How are you feeling?

I'm good.

Yeah? It is hot.

I'm single because I'm...

So friggin' picky.

But I do love super hard, and I don't
chase.

Because my ass is priceless.

So I'm in the fashion business.

I do lingerie fashion week all the time,
but I missed it this year because I came

to meet you.

This is way better, isn't it? I know.

So what do you think? First impression.

Honestly? No, I'm just kidding. You're
super hot. Honestly. What about me?

Unbelievable.

I can't deal with you.

You ready to go? Yeah. All right, cool.

She's a babe.

Definitely big.

I'm half Italian, too. That's dangerous.

Oh, it is.

My date with Frankie was really awesome,
so it's going to be hard going into this

date today.

But I want to make sure that I'm giving
everybody an equal chance at this point.

I'm going to keep my expectations low
because I don't want to be disappointed.

How you doing?

Hello.

I'm Mason. I'm Carrie.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too.
Got a little Southern accent.

I do. Yeah, I've been accused of it. Two
words to describe myself with, legendary

and humble.

It was a subtle joke.

Are you working right now? Yeah.

Yeah, I work as a travel nurse
recruiter. I love talking to people, so.

My granddad used to say, if you can be
good at talking, you'll probably be all

right. That's actually the key. I'm
trying not to stare at my tan lines

here. No, that's okay. Tan lines are
fine. No tinting. It means you don't tan

naked. Actually, I was tanning mostly
naked. Really? Yeah, this little area

right here is all that was covered.
That's why that's the only part of me

that doesn't look like a lobster right
now. Yeah.

He's got this adorable smile.

He's got a cute little southern twang.

Mason's got me excited.

You want to go on a date? Wonder away.

Yeah, let's go.

I like the red.

Very authentic.

Uh-oh, my southern twang's going to come
out talking to you. Oh, damn.

Got a little music station set up.
That's beautiful.

You want to sit up there? Yeah. You're
on your left.

Music to me is like medicine. There are
things that can't be said with words

alone that music accompaniment is
necessary for.

Wow, this is nice.

That's, like, really sweet.

It's pretty guitar.

Yeah. Do you sing?

What I'll do here?

Yeah. I'm going to sing, and I'm going
to let you fill in the last word.

Give me something, lady. Oh, my God, no.

Your mind is a garden.

Your thoughts are the... Root.

Root.

You can wear heels.

Or you can wear... Suit. That's right.

That's easy.

You got that red hat on.

You look like a flame.

I don't know if I can settle you down.

Because you can't be... Be easily tamed.

Hey!

All right.

That's it.

Almost a standing ovation.

I'll give you a sitting ovation. A
sitting ovation.

Oh, my God, that's heaven right there.
Like, I just want to cuddle up with this

guy. I don't think I've ever been so
stumped trying to play music. You're

doing a really good job. Hands down, the
least smooth I have looked on one of

these dates.

But I'm having a really good time.

You just got to dance in the rain
together sometimes, you know what I

mean?

You can't bitch about getting wet.

You have, like, a really poetic mind.

Oh, I appreciate that. You do.

I assume that's a compliment. It really,
really was.

Chris is super hot. He's actually
somebody that I would consider dating.

But hopefully he can handle me. You
definitely have to be able to put up

with me. That's a big, big deal in my
book.

Oh, my God.

What is this?

All right, we got Vaseline, paper,
instructional.

We're doing body paper, Michelle.

All right, let's go. You down?

Of course. Pick your favorite body part.
Oh, definitely my butt.

Definitely your ass? Yeah.

You have an incredible eye.

What an awesome date.

Are you kidding me? He's pretty good
right now. I'm counting my lucky stars.

One of the nicest asses. Okay, let's do
the ass. Yeah, all right.

This is hilarious.

This is awesome.

When was the last time that you had your
ass lubed up?

It was certainly a bit intimate of a
date, spreading Vaseline all over their

ass, which is perfect, by the way.

What's your total deal-breaker on a guy?

You just have to be, like, about me,
always in my corner.

What's, like, your deal-breaker?

You gotta have a good conversation, and
they're, like, taking a selfie.

Hey, I take a lot of selfies.

I would take one right now with the blue
bow.

So I know it's not easy for guys to
handle me on a date. With my little bit

of attitude, you kind of have to know
how to throw it back at me, and I think

Chris is definitely keeping up with
Fallon.

I don't think I got you figured out yet.

Yeah, I'm an onion.

A lot of layer.

What's the first layer like?

Exactly what you're getting right now.

What's the second layer like? You'll
have to wait and see.

Really? Yeah.

When we lock eyes, that look, it's like,
whew.

It's a little spark, and that's there.
It's exciting.

But I'm having a really good time.

How long have you been playing?

Oh, shoot. I don't know when that was.

I was probably 15 or 16, so a couple
years.

How old are you?

21. Whoa.

You're 21.

Uh-huh.

In no way did I get the impression from
him he was 21.

That's definitely a problem.

I don't really know what to do with
that.

You have a far better ass than me, so

we're peeling yours first.

Booty, booty, booty everywhere.

I kind of put my mindset like, okay,
we're doing something artistic, we're

going to mold our asses. But I mean, it
was just so awkward.

I'm just trying to preserve the
beautiful shape.

Oh, my God. That's the best cereal bowl
in the world.

Oh, that hurts a little bit.

Oh. It's all attached to your hair.

By accident, I put too much glue in the
crack.

Oh, my God. Just go quick. Go. One, two,
three, go.

Holy. I felt like I was giving him a
Brazilian.

Will you wash my hands for me, please?

We were digging in each other's butts.

That was our first date.

I would like to go back to the house and
kind of kick it with you a little bit

more. Oh, yeah?

It's full of people at the moment.

Okay. We'll just be like, hey, listen,
we're getting married.

We're here to have, like, one drink, and
then we're going to leave. And then

we're out. And then we're out. I
definitely like her.

But I do think that when I go into the
house that the girls are not going to

like me.

Because every time I walk into a place,
girls are, like, super intimidated.

I'm not really worried. I'm going to
walk in, flip my hair, do my thing, and

get my man.

It's really, really cool. I've never
seen so many different flowers in one

spot. I know, right?

Bringing Mason back to the house, you
know, I'm beaming, I'm excited.

Hey, guys.

Hi. How are you?

Frankie's deep, whereas with Mason, it's
like he's speaking, like, directly to my

soul when he's talking.

What's up? I'm Frankie. How you doing?
Good. Nice to meet you, Frankie.

Her spending some time with Mason does
not worry me one bit. You know, he's a

cowboy. I don't think she's looking for
a cliche.

Welcome. Welcome to the house.

Here's to an awesome day. Yay!

Let's rock and roll.

Cheers. Thanks for letting us all hang
out.

Are you Italian?

Good Lord. Look at this guy.

A lot of Italians in the house.

I just feel a vibe. Let me tell you, New
York Italians are way different.

Thank you.

I looked at her and it's like, it's like
a little explosion went off in my head.

That was something real. Can I ask the
question? Absolutely.

What's your type of girl?

To be honest, you are it.

You know what I mean? Thank you so much.

The accent, the hair, the brown eyes,
the whole nine. You got everything.

Thank you.

Louie, what the f*** is going on? I felt
extremely disrespected in that moment.

I did not care about watching any of
that happen. I just wanted to remove

myself.

What is this?

It's hot. Do you put this on and give me
a kiss? I wouldn't put that on if you

paid $100. Can you put this on for a
second? Do not put that. Anywhere weird.

I just want to see what someone looks
like. Somebody's got to put it on. Or

I'm going to put it on. Oh, you're going
to put it on? I would like to have a

conversation with Chris and see, like,
how are you really feeling about Fallon?

Stretch it open.

Stretch it open. Okay, I'm putting my
head in.

At least tell me what was going on and,
like, give me that much. So for all you

people that wouldn't put it on, I put it
on.

Would you like that I put it on?

Absolutely.

If you're feeling that one, that's fine.

I'm going to tell you how I feel about
that, which is this girl's fake is not

into you.

How's your day now?

Good? Yeah, so good.

Yeah, she's cool. She's got a big butt.

Hey, babe.

All of a sudden, outburst.

What are you off to?

All right, cool.

Bye, baby.

Aw, yeah. Come on, babe. Like, what are
you doing, girl?

Chris slept in the bed with me last
night.

And now it's all about Chris and Fallon.
Chris and Fallon. How you feeling?

Having a good time?

No, I'm good.

Yeah? Yeah. Cool.

I've been telling everybody since I've
been here, I'm like, where's the girls

who are like me? And then you come in.
Wait, so you're saying that I'm just

like you?

Come on, we look like we could be
siblings.

That's some sick talk. Come on. What
the?

Louie going up to Fallon.

It's like ridiculous. I wanted to say,
hey, dude, back off.

I've never seen anything like it.

I'm going out.

Flames on fire with gasoline on me.

I'm sorry. I mean, if you guys want to
have, I'll walk. No, you are welcome to

stay. You are more than welcome to stay.

Fallon, come have a drink. I feel like
everywhere I go, he's like right on my

ass.

What's up, man? No disrespect. I'm
sorry.

Just come here with him. I did talk.

I'm really not trying to be a bitch
right now, but I really appreciate it if

you would walk away. Listen, the person
who I am, I tell the person the way I

feel. Please walk away.

Louie might be a player, but he likes to
think he's not.

Five seconds this girl's in the house,
and he's immediately all over her.

It's actually

really nice to see that side of Mason. I
was really impressed with his character.

I think he's very mature for his age.

correctable for you to say look i really
like fallon i'm gonna pursue her and

then have done it in a different format
you know what i mean like just women

what do women say hang on hey you agree
to give me my chance don't get

disrespectful dude go ahead finish
talking go ahead i got you me and mason

ain't gonna vibe if i was with my boys
right now we'd be laughing at the guy

okay

Don't get disrespected. Dude, go ahead.
Finish talking. Go ahead. I got you.

Okay. Finish talking.

Okay. Feels like you disrespected her by
hitting on Fallon in front of her. It

may have been more correctful for you to
say, look, I really like Fallon. I'm

going to pursue her and then have done
it in a different format.

All right. There was just too much drama
going on in the house. It bothers me

that Carrie's mad, but Mason's going to,
like, do the right thing by it. She'll

forget all about me.

I love her, man.

I love you. I love you.

Mason changes everything.

I was really impressed with his
character. I think he's very mature,

regardless of his age.

We shared

a

kiss. And like everything else that
comes out of that boy's mouth, it was

passionate.

There was definitely a groove.

Kind of like our song.

Good night.

Good night.

Hi.

Last night was extremely eye-opening. It
makes some parts of my decision easier

for elimination today, and some parts a
little harder.

I finally have at least two guys that
are potential keepers. Louie, obviously,

I want nothing to do with him.

Carrie and Chris?

At the end of our last elimination, each
of you were asked to choose one person

to stay here with you on the island as
your keeper.

This week, you each met two new daters.

You will have to decide if you want to
keep your relationships with Katie and

Louie going, or if you want to replace
them with one of your new dates from

this week.

Coming up, guys.

Well, it's time to make some big
decisions.

Chris, which of these three people did
you feel the weakest connection with?

I had so much fun on my day with this
person.

Mariah, you are a ball of fire.

Honest to God, that was an absolute
blast.

But I just feel like we're kind of in
different phases of our life right now.

I completely agree with that, and I'm
totally okay with it.

I get to see my ferret, dude. I'm so
stoked. I love that little thing.

You can't be for everybody. I need
somebody to be on my level. Cool.

There's other fish in the sea.

Well, Chris, it is now time for you to
decide who you want to stay here on the

island as your keeper.

Oh, boy, this is tough. Two incredible
girls, you know, and the last thing I

would ever want to do is hurt either one
of you.

You got one firecracker, super smart,
independent chick who's smoking hot.

And then you got this cute southern
belle. She likes to shoot guns, ride

Harleys. Both badass.

I don't know which one I want to go
with.

And I'm going to keep...

Fallon.

Fallon for Fallon, I think.

Fallon for Fallon. Katie, are you
disappointed to hear that? Because you

did stick around last week. I'm
disappointed. I felt like you and I had

a really good connection with each
other.

Definitely this has not been that for
you. I don't see that happening at all

whatsoever. Chris turned out to be a
little bit different than I thought. But

baby girl, just wait, because if he's
doing this to me, who's to say he's not

going to turn around and do this to you
if someone else comes right into the

house? Well, Fallon, congratulations.

Chris has chosen you as the keeper. Do
you feel a real connection with Chris?

It was like instant.

Like as soon as our eyes like locked
together.

Like right now, I can't deal with that
right now.

Chris picked me. I'm super ecstatic.
Then again, it doesn't really surprise

me because I knew what Chris and I had.
And I'm sorry, have you seen this ass?

Carrie,

it is now your turn. Which of these
three people did you feel the weakest

connection to?

Louie. You made it pretty clear last
night that you're not interested in

being here for me, so I'm really not
interested in you sticking around.

When something sparks with me, I jump on
it regardless of what the situation is.

That's the person who I am.

I don't think any more discussion needs
to be had.

It's just me being real. That's all.

Well, Carrie, which of your two new
daters do you want to remain here on the

island with you as your keeper?

Mason, I had such a good time with you
last night. You're so intelligent.

and so well-spoken, and that's crazy
attractive to me.

Frankie, you have this pure heart, and
you're so sweet, and you're just

a really, really good guy.

So today is not an easy decision for me.
It's actually a lot more difficult than

I thought it was going to be.

The person that I'm going to keep
around.

The person that I'm going to keep
around.

Nathan. Well, Frankie.

Oh, whoa.

Immediate reaction there. Are you
disappointed by her choice?

Absolutely. Did you feel a strong
connection with Carrie? I felt like we

had something, you know. I mean, I feel
like you're missing out on a great

opportunity. I think she made a mistake.
To throw me off real quick like that for

this guy that, you know, I mean, this
guy can't even acclimate to the island.

His son's taking a toll on him. I mean,
if anybody should have went home, it was

him. I mean, for his health, you know.

Well, Mason, you have been chosen as
Carrie's keeper this week, so

congratulations. How do you feel about
that?

I'm honored. I'm really excited to get
to spend some more time with her.

I appreciate it, first and foremost,
with her.

Well, the young stallion takes the lead.
You can come on over and join Carrie

over here.

Mariah, Frankie, Katie, Louie, thank you
guys so much for being a part of this

experience, and thank you for the penis
show, Frankie.

Mason and Fallon, congratulations on
being our keepers. Thank you so much. As

long as your relationships with Carrie
and Chris continue to grow, you will

stay here on the island.

Head on back into the house and have a
great night.

I'm really excited.

Mason is the guy that I would love to
bring home to Mom and Dad. They would

adore him.

See ya.

On the other hand...

If Chris views Fallon as a match for
him, I need to reassess who I thought

Chris was.

Frankie, we've had enough of that.

I have no idea if I made the right
decision. All I know is that in my gut,

I felt an immediate attraction to this
girl, and I knew I wanted to get to know

her better.

Next time on Dating Naked... Now, like,
lift up. See, you can do it. Fallon

evolved. Quite a bit this week.

There is kind of like a significant age
gap between us. I am concerned about

whether or not we're at similar places
in our lives.

Nice package.

Thank you. Not so bad yourself.

Are you guys going to take your clothes
off or what?

I totally see the envy in Balan's eyes.

That hurts my feelings a lot.

It's a recipe for tears, blood, trouble.