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Tonight on Dating Naked.

So... This is like the greatest first
date ever. The bar is set so high right

now.

Damn! What's one sexual fantasy that
you've always wanted to try?

Having sex on a beach.

Well that's convenient. The bar is like
up here though right now. I'm on a high

vibration kick.

Then that's more like... Like what the
hell is going on? What?

Oh my god.

I'm definitely annoyed.

Mike is just thinking what is... You
never properly gave me a chance.

I just can't do this. I'm sorry, I have
some bad news for you.

I'm very afraid to end up alone.

My name is Mike. I'm from Philadelphia,
Pennsylvania.

I'm an emcee, a radio host, I'm in a
music group, and I'm awesome.

All of my other relationships didn't
work out because of my career. Like, I'm

always on the road. I travel a lot. It's
hard for a girl to understand that.

I usually find myself dating the party
girl, but I'm kind of ready to move on

from that.

I'm looking for something more serious.
I'm a little older now.

What's more honest of a way to get to
know somebody when you've already seen

them with their clothes off?

My name is Monet. I'm from Los Angeles,
and I'm a dancer on a cruise ship.

My dating experiences have been just a
mess.

I have to let them all down, and I feel
like...

Dating naked could, you know, help me to
open up.

Maybe I have to go through this extreme
to find my true love.

I've watched siblings and friends, and
they're all in these relationships,

and... Like,

I don't know, like, what I have to fix.

So, like, I'm just not meeting anyone
that I connect with.

And very, like, afraid to end up alone.

But now there's no hesitations. I'm
here, and I'm completely ready for this

experience.

What's up? Hi.

How are you? I'm Mike. Good, I'm Monet.
Nice to meet you. Welcome to the island.

Yeah. Thank you.

You've both come all the way here in
search of the same thing, love.

This is Dating Naked.

Over the next three days, each of you
will go on three naked dates with three

different people, and in the end, you
will decide which person you felt the

strongest connection with and wish to
continue dating.

Well, are you guys excited to meet your
first date? Yeah, super excited.

They're standing right next to you.

Oh,

let's do it.

Today, you're going to get wet and
hopefully a little wild as you take some

jet skis out to a beautiful trimaran.

So go get undressed for your first naked
date. Do it.

As I was getting undressed, I'm thinking
in my head, like, what am I getting

myself into?

And then I'm like, I'm here to have fun.
I'm here to meet some people. Let's just

go with it.

Mike is not a usual guy that I would
date. I like to be the girl in the

relationship and the pretty one. And I
feel like he may want to be pretty, too.

What's up?

Hello.

Mikey. Nice to meet you.

What's up, girl?

You look great.

Yeah, we're obviously naked.

So, anyway, yeah, I'm sweating. It's
humid. Are you humid? Very humid.

All right, cool.

Yeah, I was more so focused on his upper
body and trying to be polite.

And his penis looks fine.

I got a glimpse, and it looks doable.

You look gorgeous. You have a nice body.
You keep in the gym, I see. I try to.

You act like you don't.

Once in a while, right? Yeah, once in a
while. I'm a dancer.

I get a lot of cardio, yeah.

Yeah, that's cool.

Physically, she is somebody I would
date, somebody I'm attracted to. I think

she's gorgeous.

We'll figure each other out.

Let's do it. Come on.

I'm going to drop my hands so I can hop
on.

Jesse, you know, is sexy, you know. He
can drive and I can hold on. We

definitely have to get close, you know.
We have to hold on to each other.

He knows nothing.

It's definitely awesome.

This

is

like the greatest first date ever. I
absolutely felt Monet's boobies against

my back.

I kind of wanted the motorboat. I'm not
going to lie. I just want to be like,

but I didn't do that. I was trying to be
a gentleman.

Your vagina's on my hair. Hold on!

So have you ever made ceviche?

No.

What the hell is that?

Is that alive?

I'm pretty sure it's dead.

Here's the thing with me and sea
animals.

I don't eat anything from the sea.

Do you ever cook?

I cook Italian food. Italian food? Nice.
I think that needs to be back in the

ocean.

Throw it out there. It'll probably swim
away.

Mike is so grossed out on the octopus.

It's very important for me to date a guy
that's willing to try new things.

All right, same time.

Same time. All right, I got mine.

Come on. You got this.

All right, one, two.

What do you think?

It's like a gummy bear.

Gummy bears are good.

With no sugar.

Although Mike was not really interested
in tasting it, I felt like, you know, he

took a bite, like, for me. He took a
bite to kind of, you know, impress me a

little. A little sour, but... It was as
bad as I thought. Really?

Absolutely, it was as bad as I thought.

It tastes terrible.

Cervici. A.

That's...

So tell me some more about your past
relationship.

I don't know. It kind of went downhill
because I'm always on the road and I do

music, I perform, and I kind of put that
first. I mean, that might be a flaw in

my life. Right.

So you kind of got to find somebody that
understands it all.

I'll be...

traveling in October so I'll be away
from home and you know I can't imagine

I'm going to the Bahamas I'll be dancing
in shows and just entertaining you know

the guests that are on the ship and so I
mean yeah if I was in a relationship now

I could see it being a problem because
I'll be gone that kind of would make

sense and work in my life because I do
that I actually do think that Mike is

that kind of person that would
understand me as far as my job.

We're going the same direction. I'm
following my dreams, he's following his.

I didn't think Mike was that kind of
guy.

And it's definitely attractive.

So what's up with you? Why did your last
relationship end?

It's just, you know, we're together two
years, three years, and it just wasn't

going anywhere.

I mean, I'm not trying to get married
right away, but if I'm someone's

girlfriend, I'm planning to be a wife.
I'm not going to just stick in there and

just wonder.

Like, I like gentlemen, and I mean,
there's not many anymore, but I'm really

into gentlemen, really nice guys.

Do you want a dapper gentleman?

Do you see me being a dapper gentleman?

I don't know, Mike. No,

you seem cool.

I don't know about dapper. I don't think
my hair constitutes a dapper.

I mean, you keep it up. Monet is a
little bit different than what I'm used

to. She's not somebody who just wants to
get drunk every night and party every

night, and I like that about her. Cheers
to a great first date. Cheers.

Do you want the same thing? Yeah. Turn
around, let me look in.

That ass, though!

At first, I wasn't sure, you know, about
Mike. He seems like, you know, he's a

party guy, and he's got the Guido thing
going on. But now that I'm getting to

know him more, I can tell that he does
have more to offer. Maybe I prejudged

him. Okay, so what's your favorite
sexual position?

Sexual position?

Mine as well.

From behind is always fun.

Okay.

Me, it's any position involving mirrors.

You like mirrors? Mirrors.

There's a mirror in the bathroom.

No! That's the only mirror I've seen.

The physical attraction is there. The
connection, personality-wise, it's all

there.

She has the full package.

We've got to get some sleep for
tomorrow, though. Yeah.

Are you ready for that?

Our kiss that we shared. It looks
perfect.

I'll leave you with that.

My heart is racing.

I could definitely see myself falling in
love here.

This experience is definitely going to
change my life.

Things are happening.

I'll see you.

Today,

my second date, I'm looking for somebody
that has the same type of personality as

Monet. The bar is set so high right now.

So, we'll see what happens.

Damn!

Wow, um, Monet, who?

She died.

Damn!

Yeah, she died.

My very first thought was, like, this
girl got some enormous titties.

What's up?

Good. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. I'm Mike. What's your
name? Stephanie.

You're gorgeous. That's crazy.

Oh, my God. You are, too.

I don't consider myself one of the boys.

I'm very girly.

I love to take care of myself. I love to
be dolled up and just always look my

best. I'm kind of a perfect girlfriend.

Why are you here? Why are you single?

I don't know.

Nothing's working out for me. I don't
know why Stephanie's single, honestly.

I'm fortunate enough that I'm on a beach
naked with her, so no complaints.

So you want to do this? Yeah, let's do
it. Let's go.

I'm super nervous for my new date
because I was attracted to Mikey.

So I definitely am expecting another
manly man and I'm excited.

Hi. Hi.

I'm Dan. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet
you too.

Dan reminds me like of an older Amber
Crombie model, like definitely has the

tan and the blonde, their fur hair.

A pretty guy.

Are you comfortable right now, like
we're naked?

I feel great.

Yeah, you feel great?

I actually work as a life coach, so I
help people develop their passions and

their dreams and live the life that they
really want to. So that gives me a lot

of fulfillment right there.

What's your life coach?

Do you help a lot of people?

Yeah. Yeah? I teach a seminar and help.

clients kind of went on individual oh
i've always wanted to talk to life codes

though yeah it's cool very cool let's
talk about dan's tan line now i can tell

you know he does get out because the
upper body is nice and golden like

hercules but the bottom is a little
caspery it's a little pale okay so we

are going paddle boarding have you been
yeah

I think we're going to play some games
today on the beach. Ready?

I'm ready.

Pop a balloon and receive five points.

Use your points to claim prizes.

I'm from the Jersey Shore area, and we
have the boardwalk, and I'm pretty good

at the games. So I'm going to put it all
out there and try to win her over.

Wait, that's five points. Five points.

Oh! Wow, really?

We are winning for the team right now.
Hopefully I can pick it up in the next

one.

Okay, that was good.

Oh! I clearly can't get anything right
today. Obviously, Stephanie has got me

distracted. With her ass.

Oh! Her boob.

No! It was there!

Her face.

Um... He broke it!

Her boobs.

One point.

I mean, her boobs were just, like,
perfect.

Game over!

This date is super fun. Mike is very
sweet, and we're just clicking and

enjoying every moment of it.

This bear is all yours.

He's so big. I think he's bigger than
me. I think so.

I'm glad I was able to get her that big
bear, but ultimately, Stephanie's the

prize.

Are you ready?

I'm ready. Okay, we're just going to go
for it. We'll leave the paddle for now.

Baby steps, I get it. Let's try it.

I'm definitely ready for the
paddleboard.

Dan tells me he's a great swimmer, so
this is going to be awesome.

I'm definitely getting tossed around
these waves. They're huge.

I'm flipping off in the sky.

This is really not doing anything at
all, but hey, just try something new.

Yeah.

I like tequila. I like tequila. Tequila
is my thing.

The chemistry between me and Stephanie
is just like unreal. But is she really

the girl that I can build something and
have a long-term relationship with?

It's good, right?

That's really good.

What's your goal?

I know you said you're an assistant at a
law office right now.

What's your goal past that? Are you
going to continue working there? Maybe

you want to be a lawyer?

I have a lot of different interests that
I want to pursue and just do a bunch of

different things. I can't just stay put.
I was in the Las Vegas show. I love to

have fun and party it up.

Oh, my God.

As I get to know Stephanie, she could be
a little bit too much of a party girl.

I've had girls like that in the past,
and none of them have worked out.

And I don't know if I want to take that
road.

All right, what's one sexual fantasy
that you've always wanted to try?

Kind of funny saying it now, but having
sex on a beach.

Oh, yeah?

Yes, definitely.

Well, that's convenient.

I will just keep drinking a tequila, and
then who knows?

I'm all cheers to that. Cheers.

Stephanie could be my future girlfriend.
She could also be my future one-night

stand. I just don't know what it's going
to be yet, because I still have to

figure out if she's the right one.

How old are you, actually? I don't think
I've ever had.

42.

Shut up.

You're not 42.

No? Are you 42?

No. Have you ever been in love? No. How
many times?

What's this? You're a lover.

No, just once. Just once? Yeah, just
once.

Something isn't right. Either no one's
ever good enough for him, or maybe he

has some issues with committing.

And so how come you haven't felt back in
love?

I've just moved into a different
vibration.

Okay, and so what do you mean by
vibration?

I'm on a high vibration kick.

If you do something you love to do, it
shifts you into a higher energy.

I have learned a lot over the last few
years about just ways to shift my energy

to make experiences flow better and
better and better and better.

It's like we're tuning into a TV station
that has all this cool stuff on the same

frequency.

Oh, gosh.

I know, if we can shift ourselves.

I have no clue what he's talking about
as far as vibrations.

Like, what the hell is going on? What?

And you're cultivating this loving,
like, feeling around you. And then

you're going to naturally intersect with
the person.

I mean, I'm not sure what the hell is
going through his mind. He's just giving

me this weird stare as though he's
trying to steal my soul. So definitely I

felt really uncomfortable.

If you wrap yourself up with...

The energy, like even creating a space
of love where you live, fill it with

your energy of love, like fill it, that
person will be drawn to you.

Weird.

My date's weird.

Does that make sense?

No.

Mike's personality is a lot different
from his.

I'm just excited to see, you know, Mike.

How'd it go? Like, what'd you do?

Like, did you like the guy?

Like, were you into him?

Um, it was, you know, he's a little
older, so.

So older, like, how old?

42. Really?

Yes.

Wow. How was your girl?

Um, she was cool. Like, we had a really
good time today. The date was awesome.

We connected. I mean, like, it was, we
had a lot in common. We just had a good

time.

At this point, I'm wishing that Mike
would have had, you know, more of a

crappier date, just like I did. So, you
know, we could kind of bond a little

more. But unfortunately, it didn't. I
think it would be a good idea, you know,

when they come in, like, we're already
naked.

Just to be in here? Just to make them
uncomfortable.

Just to kind of, you know, turn some
things around.

Let's be naked then. Let's do it.

I decided to get naked with Mike because
I wanted to show his second date that,

you know, I definitely got Mike's
attention.

She's definitely not on my level. So
much better this way.

What's up, guys?

What's going on, Monet? What's
happening?

Nice to see you.

Mike, man.

I'm Dan. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet
you, bro.

Before you sit down, I mean, we got a
rule here. We're naked dating. We're on

an island. No clothes allowed. That's
easy.

Damn!

I wouldn't say Stephanie looks like a
Barbie. Maybe the Jersey Shore version

of Barbie.

Her body was well paid for.

Hi, Monet. Nice to meet you.

I'm Dan. Nice to meet you.

Are we drinking?

Yeah. A glass of tequila. Okay. I guess
that's what you want. A glass. Yes,

please.

I find you in the pool. I know.

We drank so much tequila.

I know. I don't know how we're still
alive.

I see, you know, Mike, you know, his
second date went well, you know, and

they're, you know, they're connected,
having a good time. So, I mean, it did

kind of suck that I didn't have anyone
to really, you know, have fun with for

the night. And now I'm stuck with old
man Dan.

I started learning about affirmations.
Do you know what affirmations are?

Actually, no. I kind of built around
just the concept in my head, and then...

Just turned into a lifestyle.

Okay, well, you know.

We're all a work in progress.

Yeah, I mean. But you know what I'm
saying? It's like I want to be ultimate

me, ultimate Dan.

Raising the frequency of the planet
starts from within.

So I've been raising my own vibration
and frequency.

You know, it expands from just sharing a
positive message with one person, and

then again, and then the whole earth can
transform.

I've been doing the internal work so
then the right type of woman will show

up.

What do you think they're talking about?

They're talking about how crazy we are
and they're not enjoying our time

with us.

I have a feeling that Monet is kind of
sensing something between me and

Stephanie. I feel the tension a little
bit.

I don't know if Stephanie's the
long-term pick or if she's the quick

fix. I'm trying to find that out.

Okay. I'm going to go lay down for a
bit. I'm actually tired.

All right, guys. Enjoy yourself tonight.

I have to get ready for my date
tomorrow.

Where are you going?

I'm going to bed. I'm tired. I've been
knocked out.

But, yeah, you guys enjoy.

All right.

Good night.

I was a little bummed because, I mean, I
didn't want to, you know, end up the

third wheel. But at the same time, thank
God. Because, I mean, I would rather

prepare myself for my third date than
waste any more time with Dan.

Oh, my God.

I actually like having sex earlier in
the relationship because if you wait too

long and it's bad, now you're stuck.

Stephanie's so hot.

It's just, I'm a guy. Like, what do you
want from me?

Welcome.

I'm going on my third date today, and oh
my God, it's going to be extremely hard

to compete with Stephanie, but I haven't
met her yet.

I don't know. Maybe she can be really
hot.

Ow.

What's up?

How are you?

My first impression of Shaylin,
physically, I'm not really into her body

the way, like, I'm into Stephanie.

Stephanie set the bar so high, it's,
like, unreachable right now. I'm like...

Shaylin. Nice to meet you. Shaylin?
Yeah.

So what's up? What brings you out here
naked dating?

Just looking for adventure.

Yeah? You like adventure? Yeah, right?

Adventure. This is the place for
adventure.

I'm not looking for the same kind of guy
I normally date because it hasn't worked

and they're boring, to be honest. I'm
actually looking for somebody more my

speed, so you never know. I might find
my match here.

Did you get out of a relationship, like,
recently? Yeah, in April.

Oh, yeah? Actually, I'm like four months
removed from a relationship.

I'm like removed. I'm going to use that.
Four months removed.

Yeah. Mike would definitely be one of
the cutest guys I've ever dated because

I tend to date on the ugly side of
dudes, or that's what my friends and my

mother would say.

So, ready? I'm excited, yeah. Let's do
this.

Your chariot awaits. Oh my goodness.

Hold on tight.

I hit that bump on purpose. I know.

They almost hit you in the face.

I couldn't stop looking over there. I'm
driving this thing. It's like bouncy,

bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy.

It was great.

It's a good icebreaker, though. What
happened on our date? Well, first you

took me on a safari ride and my boobs
hit me in my mouth.

And then we went to the beach.

Shaylin, she's not necessarily like my
type.

She's a lot whiter than I'm used to.

Not really into the short hair, but her
personality seems bubbly and fun, and

I'm sure we're going to get along great.

I've

been with

Mike. Fun date. And then Dan, you know,
a little rocky, but we also had fun. So

the third time, I'm hoping it's the
charm.

I'm rocking the body chain.

I have the hair together.

I'm just ready to meet this guy.

What's going on? Why are you pulling
out?

I mean, I was all in. I wanted to do it,
but my mother said, if you do this, you

embarrass us all.

I just can't do this.

So as I'm standing there waiting for my
third date, I'm feeling a little

confused right now. Like, is he lost?

I'm not sure what's going on at this
point.

I just can't do this.

What's going on? Why are you pulling
out?

I mean, I was all in. I wanted to do it,
but my mother said, if you do this, you

embarrass us all.

I can completely respect that.

Listen, now I've got a girl out there
who's bared herself to, you know, she's

put everything out on the line, and
she's waiting for somebody, and there's

nobody going to show up.

Not going to do this.

Won't do this.

Done with this.

I'm not going to push anyone to do
anything they don't want to do. So we'll

get you on the next flight out as soon
as we can.

Monet, I'm sorry. I have some bad news
for you.

What? For whatever reason, your date
today decided he couldn't go through

with bearing it all.

Not only am I getting stood up by this
stranger, now I'm missing out on this

romantic date. I just feel robbed at
this point.

Hang out today. Take it easy. I will.

Okay. No problem. Bye, girl.

I don't know.

Like, I'm so grateful for, like...

But I just didn't want to look.

I looked like an idiot.

To get stood up, I mean, it was just, it
was heartbreaking.

I felt like it's another failure because
it's just my luck.

It's all the time, something just,
things just don't pan out like expected.

Yeah, no, I'm not thinking personally.
It's just like, I don't, you know, like,

it's a lot to come.

So, you know, you kind of want it to
kind of pan out a certain way.

This is awesome limbo is like the
perfect test for me to find out how

flexible Shaylin is because I love a
girl that's flexible

She's flexible kind of

Limbo's hard when you got boob. My
nipples were pretty close there.

We're going down another one? Oh, I'm
kidding.

I think you can do it. So I put Shaylin
to the test. I kept bringing the notch

down on the limbo bar.

I'm totally cheating.

She's not as flexible as I thought.

The hair messes everything up.

Oh, my God. She's not even as flexible
as me.

You want to go make one more drink?

Cheers. You have to touch the table
first. Oh, okay. So you went to the

music scene?

I used to tour with bands. Oh, yeah?

Selling t-shirts.

That's sweet.

I'm in a music group. I travel all over.
Yeah, what kind of music? We make fun

party music. I tour around the colleges.

I travel every single weekend.

With his band and traveling and all
that, it's actually more of a turnoff

because although I do admire that he has
so much going on, I don't know if he has

time for a girlfriend at the moment.

How important is physical appearance in
a relationship to you?

That's not usually what initially
attracts me. I'm very much into

conversation, brain, having sex
together.

I think it's important because I love to
go to the gym. I love having a girl that

I can go to the gym with and somebody
that maybe has the same lifestyle as me.

How old are you? I'm 29.

Oh, I'm 29 too.

When's your birthday?

May 27th. Mine's May 30th. Oh! Sam and
I. Oh no.

Oh my gosh. I can't do it. We already
don't work, is it?

Yeah. We'd be awesome friends.

Shaylin and I definitely bonded. We have
a cool connection.

It's just not a romantic connection.

It's more just like a friendship
connection.

What we should do now is probably head
back to the Jungle Villa and continue

the good time. Let's do it. Cheers.

Let's go.

I'm walking up to the Jungle Villa solo,
and I'm definitely bummed and, you know,

disappointed that my date put me up.

Monet.

Once again, here's Dan.

I just can't catch a break.

This is the gloriousness of the earth.
So what if everyone talks about creating

a glorious life for themselves?

Then we're all kind of on the same,
like, energetic wavelength, and we can

all help each other get there faster.

Hey, Mike, do you think you could come
give me a hand?

Damn!

Oh, she looks hot.

You're a pro in these heels. I am, but,
you know, I'm a new rock. You're a

dancer. You could do this.

Even though I had sex with Stephanie
last night, all of a sudden, I find

myself thinking about Monet, and I could
see us together.

So you're dressed nice tonight. Is this
for your new date or your... No,

actually, my date set me up tonight.

Get the f*** out of here. No.

I mean, I wish I was lying, but yeah, a
complete no-show.

He was scared to get naked?

I guess so. I don't know what he has to
hide, but yeah. So he's not coming here

tonight?

I doubt it. I feel bad for Monet. Like,
I really do, because I really, really

wanted her to have a good date today,
because her date with Dan was terrible.

I wanted her to have enough fun, but not
forget that I'm number one.

What's going on?

How are you? Hugs, hugs. How are you?

Yo! Hey!

What's up?

How are you?

Good, how are you?

So I'm kind of worried about tonight
because now there's no other guy in the

situation. There's no other date that
Monet could decide between.

So now it's kind of like all up to me
because, I mean, let's be honest.

Dan doesn't stand a chance.

Dan the man.

Yeah, what's up, guys?

How you guys doing?

What's up, buddy? How are you? Good to
see you. Dan, that's Shay Lynn.

Hi. Sit right here.

Whatever you can do.

I feel like Dan and Shaylin could be a
good couple. I mean, they both have the

same haircut, so hey.

All right, so you guys want to get in
the pool now?

Oh, my

God.

It's very clear that he just wants
another night of sex.

Stephanie is very easy. I think the
helium or tits maybe infected, you know,

her voice. I'm not sure.

But honey, please get it together.

Okay.

You put it on there?

Oh, look at that.

It's like a table.

I came to this experience with Mike and
it bonds us. I definitely want to talk

to him and, you know, tell him how I
feel.

You need a drink or what?

Come on, empty.

But you got to fill it up.

This time? Yeah, because I have to look
at you all kind of. Oh.

Oh, no, you can just have mine.

That ass, though.

That ass, though.

Money might have some hidden feelings of
jealousy in there, but I don't really

like to share what's mine is mine.

And, yeah, no, sorry, not going to share
mine.

It's not even raining.

It's perfect. It worked out great. This
is our favorite.

I like this.

Like he's being young.

Having the same type of feelings for two
different girls, it's extremely hard. I

mean, it's like I'm getting pulled in
this direction. I'm getting pulled in

this direction.

Like it makes your head spin.

Bathroom.

Monet and I have.

An awesome connection.

But Stephanie was like on it, like,
let's go, let's talk, let's do this.

And I'm cool with that.

Let's have some hard time in this hour.

Yeah, right here.

Once again, I'm putting myself out there
and I'm feeling rejected.

Not meeting anyone that I connect with.
I don't know, like, what to do.

Now imagine stretching in certain ways,
and it's almost like your internal

organs are, like, wringing out the
sweat.

I do feel like I'm a better match.

for Mike than Stephanie is. So I'm not
going to leave this island with any

regrets.

I've been putting it all out there and
I'm going to continue.

So yeah, I wanted to kind of talk to you
a little bit. I care about you and I

want you to choose like the right
person, you know, and I'm trying to

think like maybe, you know, you should
really consider just really thinking

about that.

I know, you know, we're here to have
fun, but I mean, what happens when the

tequila bottle is empty? Like, what
happens then?

I can see that Stephanie is his type,
but it doesn't mean that she's good for

him. Like they say, like, you can't turn
a hoe into a housewife.

You're thinking with your dick and not
with your head. I'm thinking with the

wrong head?

Yeah. You never properly gave me, like,
a chance.

Can you really see yourself with someone
like that?

Like, come on. I really don't know.
Like, she does compliment my lifestyle

right now. But you kind of compliment my
lifestyle for the long run. I probably

put things up a little bit.

But... Wow.

I didn't expect a kiss.

Oh, my God.

This changes everything.

Yeah, just a bit.

Right now, I don't know which way is up,
which way is down, which way is left,

which way is right. I'm just like, oh,
my God, who am I going to pick? I have a

lot of thinking to do. I really do.

Now he's where I need him to be. He's
thinking.

The guy's not thinking with his penis
anymore. He's thinking with his head.

You know, I think this is a good thing.

But at this point, I don't know what's
going to happen.

You look beautiful and well
accessorized.

Hi, how you doing? How are you? Good.
Good to see you.

I am extremely nervous having to go into
ceremony today.

I don't really know what Monet is going
to do up here because she's not going to

choose Dan.

So it's either me or nobody.

Hi, guys. Hey. How's everyone doing?

Doing great. Good.

Over the last three days, each of you
went on dates in hopes of finding

someone special.

Mike, you went on three.

Unfortunately, Monet, you only got two.

But you locked into those choices
earlier today, and now we're going to

reveal the person you felt the strongest
connection with.

Monet, you went on dates with Mikey and
Dan.

Who did you choose?

I think it's clear I had the least
connection with Dan.

Our date was just... So, Mike, I

started this experience with you.

I felt like, you know, we had a great
time on our date, although it took us a

little longer just to connect. I feel
like later tonight, like, you know, we

connected, and then, you know, you met
Stephanie, so I felt like it was cut

short, and I really didn't get to
connect with you any further than that.

I was inclined just to pick no one, but
at the end of the day, I'll regret

leaving this island and not speaking
from my heart, so I would choose you,

Mike.

Now, Mikey, it all comes down to you.

Shaylin, you're an awesome, awesome
girl. But I just don't feel like we had

the physical attraction that we need to
start a relationship.

Well, Stephanie, Monet, I'm like stuck
between a rock and a hard place right

now. I have an equal connection with
Stephanie and Monet.

One second, I feel like Stephanie is in
the lead. Another second, I feel like

Monet is in the lead.

After doing a lot of thinking, the girl
that I'm going to pick is...

Now,

Mikey, it's all on you.

So who did you choose?

Well, Stephanie, we connected right from
the jump.

And I think that...

We would have a lot of fun together. The
only thing I'm worried about is going

into a relationship. I want to make sure
the relationship has legs.

Monet, we had an awesome date.

And I do feel like you are the type of
person that is in it for the long haul.

I mean, after doing a lot of thinking,
the girl that I'm going to pick today is

going to be Stephanie.

I am a risk taker and I'd like to start
a relationship or at least start

something with Stephanie.

At the end of the day, I came on this
experience to meet somebody that I have

a true connection with. Stephanie is a
risk, but I'm willing to take that risk.

Well, come on over.

Congratulations to you two.

For me to not find any connection with
anyone and to be stood up, I'm just

shocked that, you know, I'm going
through this right now.

Monet.

You didn't get a fair chance, and we
want to make that up to you.

Would you be willing to come back and
give this another chance?

Yes, definitely.

Awesome. I'm willing to come back.

Mikey and Stephanie, congratulations to
you, too. I wish you all the best as you

explore where this could possibly go.

Me and Mike are definitely the best
match.

So, sorry, not sorry.

Bye, Monet.

Off you go. Enjoy.

Bye.

Dating naked definitely worked for me. I
found somebody I had a strong connection

with that I'm into. It turns out that as
long as you're comfortable with yourself

and in your own skin, I mean, the rest
is just clothes.

So we'll see you again soon? Yes, I
can't wait. Great.

Thank you. Thank you. I just can't wait
to see if I can find a connection with

someone. Hopefully he's out there.

Next time on Dating Naked. Overall, I'm
a good package. And I know sometimes

that can actually be intimidating to
some women.

It was a smaller size.

My first impression of Jackie is nice
chest.

Oh, my God. He's kind of an ass.

I'm going to go get a little dirty.

I want to see how much better this can
get because I'm in like another world.

I would.

It was a huge slap around the face.

I just felt like I melted.

If I was in your shoes, I'd feel upset
too.

My emotions have just been everywhere.

Sir.