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Tonight on Dating Naked.

Hi. I've never been naked with a girl
within 10 minutes of meeting someone.

About an hour, maybe.

I'm hoping to meet my true love on this
island. How you doing? I'm Dan.

Diane. I love learning about people and
all that kind of stuff. I think the best

way to learn about somebody is doing
active things, which I think we're going

to do a lot of today. Yeah. I know I'm
not, you know, Brad Pitt or anything.

Dan cannot stop talking.

What the f*** am I doing?

Hey, Johnny Football Hero.

You don't know how to pull a...

Great. She's crazy.

This island, UVH1, you can all suck it.

My

name's

Diane. I'm 28, and I'm from New York.

I'm still single because I haven't found
the right guy.

I was in a relationship for five years,
and I'm ready to start looking for

someone else.

I'm looking for someone who can keep my
attention, who's ambitious, who's

adventurous, and somebody that I can
talk to on a deeper level.

I've been hurt in the dating scene.

The guys I meet at bars don't really do
it for me. That's why I'm here. They

make it as something new.

I'm hoping to meet my true love on this
island.

So, you know, I'm willing to put it all
on the line.

I'm Keegan, I'm 26, and I'm from
Pennsylvania.

When people see me, they think I'm a
muscle-bound guy who is crazy and wild,

but I am pretty simple.

Usually just dinner, movies, hanging out
at home.

I was in a five-year relationship that
ended about a year and a half ago.

We'd been together for a long time, and
she wanted to move forward and have a

family and have kids, and I wasn't
ready, and we weren't on the same page.

What I'm looking for in a relationship
is someone that we all share the same

interests, is loyal and loving and likes
to have fun.

If I find the perfect girl here, I could
be ready for everything. Marriage, kids,

but it all depends.

It's got to be the right fit and the
right feeling for me. And if I find

that, then I definitely could be ready
for everything.

Keegan and Diane, welcome to paradise.

Both of you are here for the same
reason.

You're single.

This is a completely different type of
dating.

One that removes barriers and allows you
to be your true self from day one.

This is dating naked.

Over the next three days, each of you
will go on three dates with three

different people.

Then you'll return here to the jungle
villa and spend the evening with your

date. In the end, each of you must
decide which person you felt the

strongest connection with and wish to
continue dating.

Okay, so it's time to meet your first
date.

And...

They're standing right next to you.

Diane's pretty. She seems like a cool
girl. I'm pretty excited to see her

naked.

Today you're going to be going on a
romantic spearfishing date in a

beautiful cove.

So, Diane Keegan, it's time.

Go get undressed for your first naked
date.

Okay. See ya.

I'm about to take my clothes off for the
very first time. I've never been naked

with a girl this fast. Not within 10
minutes of meeting someone, no.

But about an hour, maybe.

I get naked all the time with my
friends. Like, we go skinny dipping, but

that's like in a group of friends. It's
completely different than getting naked

in front of a stranger.

Hi. Hey, how you doing?

Good, how are you?

I'm good.

Nice.

I was actually nervous. I wasn't
expecting to be nervous. He's very

pretty. So I think that, um, you know,
that always is going to make you like a

little like nervous. Like, does he think
I'm pretty? Um, obviously superficial

like girl thoughts right now, but yeah,
you know.

So, um, have you ever been here before?

Not the Panama, Mexico and the Caribbean
and stuff. What about you? Yeah, I've

been to like the Caribbean islands, like
a bunch of the islands. Sorry, I'm like

looking. I hope he's staring at my eyes,
not my butt or my

breath.

Diane is a very beautiful woman. If I
get turned on during the date, it could

be a little awkward for both of us.

There's a spear.

I've never gone spearfishing, and I've
always wanted to try it. I just hope I

get something.

Let's go fish.

Okay. All right. Let's try it.

Three-pronged spears around private
areas. A little scary.

So hopefully we can avoid that.

They're so fast. That's like
post-dating.

He can definitely look strong and big.

Like, he can handle himself with a
spear.

You know, muscles.

He looked bigger down there, didn't he?

You want to try again?

I'm definitely a legs and ass man, and
Diane seems to fit the profile, so we

should be okay.

I got one, I got one, I got one.

Now I'm mad.

It was crazy.

Massive fish.

I'm not afraid that I look like less of
a man because I wasn't successful.

I mean, it is what it is. It's just
spearfishing.

Are you scared?

No, but I don't know what to do. Okay,
so you cut off his head.

Yeah, that's disgusting.

Do you want to go out in front and have
a drink? Yeah, let's do that.

So when was your last relationship?

It was like the end of November when we
broke up. Oh, yeah? What about you?

Like a year and a half ago. We broke up
and she got pregnant three months later.

Oh, you have a child?

Not mine.

Oh.

We broke up, and then she got pregnant
three months later. Oh.

Yeah. Are you 28?

Oh, I'm going to turn 27 in June.

You're 26?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

You look young.

Yeah. Yeah, I get that a lot.

So, you're German? Is your mom German or
your dad?

I don't really know.

That's weird, though, because, like, my
family, like, discusses it all the time.

You know exactly, like...

Physically, Keegan could definitely be
my type, but he's going to have to open

up a little more because I don't know
anything about him so far.

Where was your last vacation that you
went on?

You're a wine drinker?

Not really, but I will.

So you're not a big drinker then?

When I do, I drink a lot, but then when
I don't, I just don't. Yeah, I think I'm

kind of the opposite.

Right. As the date went on, he just
seemed to lose interest. I think he

would rather go to sleep, take a little
nap, and maybe go out with someone else.

Well, cheers to a fun time and catching
dinner.

You're welcome for catching the dinner.

If I had to pick someone to share the
catamaran with, it would not have been

Diane. We didn't really have a deep,
meaningful connection, so it was hard

for us to really enjoy the boat.

Are you ready to go back to the jungle
villa?

Yeah.

I don't think we really had too much
chemistry.

It doesn't look good at all. What did we
do?

Yeah, I would definitely like to have
more chemistry with my second date. With

Diane, we connected on some levels, but
it wasn't completely there for me.

All right, well, good night. Good night.
Have a good night. I'll see you

tomorrow. Okay, sounds good.

excited to go on the second date. I'm
hoping for somebody that can make me

feel like he wants to be there, make me
feel like he's having a good time, and

kind of be open.

Part of me is nervous that maybe we
won't have anything to talk about again,

that I'm going to have to pull out
questions and keep the conversation

going again.

Hello.

How are you doing? I'm Darren. Diane.

Diane. Nice to meet you.

Hello.

Hi. How are you?

Good. How are you?

Nice to meet you. My name's Dan.

Diane, nice to meet you. Nice to meet
you.

I don't know if we should bow or shake
hands, but it was a pleasure.

Are you nervous at all?

I think the best way to learn about
somebody is doing active things, which I

think we're going to do a lot of today.
I might be the one, you know, kind of

falling in or getting hurt, so you may
need to bathe me.

There's a lot of mosquitoes.

They'll probably go for my butt.

Great, and they'll look so cute. I know,
exactly. A little thing for my mom to

look at.

Now that she looks at my butt. Dan is
definitely the opposite of Keegan. Dan

cannot stop talking.

If I talk too much, just, like, smack
me.

He was thin and kind of like a little
goofy face, cracking jokes about

himself. I promise not to look down for
the next like 20 minutes or so. I'll

kind of respect that. Very nice of you.
Thank you.

I have been in a total of zero
relationships, but I am no longer a

version. It took a while. First kiss was
19.

First time was 24.

Took a little while. I think I was more
nervous about meeting you than I was

about being naked.

Diane definitely exceeded my
expectations. Long blonde hair,

beautiful eyes.

It's like the sun just kind of gleamed
on her in the perfect light and she was

beautiful. So you ready for the date?
No. Oh. No, I'm just kidding. Okay.

There's really no initial physical
attraction between me and Dan. I'm kind

of hoping that we just have fun.

We're about to go on a second date and
I'm a little nervous because, once

again, Am I actually doing this? Am I
actually going on a naked date with

someone?

Hey, I'm Keegan. Hi, I'm Jessie. Nice to
meet you. Nice to meet you, too.

My first impression of Keegan is he's
really attractive and he's really cute.

He's well-endowed, which is nice to know
beforehand.

Are you a little uncomfortable like
this?

I'm fine. Yeah? How are you?

I'm good. You didn't mind it? Yeah.

So, where are you from?

I'm from New York, Long Island. How
about you? I'm from Pennsylvania.

Living outside of New York in New Jersey
now.

Okay.

I'm extremely comfortable in my own
skin. Honestly, being naked to me really

means absolutely nothing.

What's the word that you play?

Soccer. Basketball and tennis.

Soccer.

Have you ever made a boy cry while
you're wrestling? Yeah.

If you lose to me, you lost to a girl.
But if you beat me, you didn't really

accomplish anything because you beat a
girl. Either way, I win, no matter what

happens. As you do the competitive
sport, it's definitely a plus for me.

Beautiful. She's gorgeous. I definitely
find Jessie attractive.

Do you want to get out of here and go
try a mud spa?

Sounds fun.

We're going to be a little bit
defensive, but we're going to pair one.

Oh, it has a little tail like a shark.

I normally do like a dominant guy.

I need to know your man.

Do you want to go in it first just so I
can see what it looks like?

Oh, you just want to see me fall first.
That's it, right?

And maybe Dan is lacking that? Are you
holding it?

I would do it without that pedal. Why? I
want to use the pedal.

I'm sorry if anything happens.

The way he carried himself was kind of
goofy.

Okay.

All right.

Long talk. Ready?

All right.

Bud? Whoa.

If this was a contest, you would be
losing. I would be getting killed.

Getting a mud mask, which has to be
certainly a level of discomfort.

I mean, it was definitely a weird
feeling. You don't even know anything

about the person, and they're touching
you completely naked with mud.

Also, there's, like, more, um, second
area abuse.

Yeah, really.

I know.

But then again, naked bodies turned me
on, so, uh, got used to it pretty quick.

Maybe at one point...

Keegan might have gotten a little
bigger.

I would like to think I would have
something to do with it.

Nice. Definitely got a little aroused.

You know, not fully, but a little bit.

Well, you don't get a summer now.

No, completely protective.

I was definitely more comfortable with
Jesse than I was with Diane. And I'm

excited to get to know him more.

No. I was on the wrestling team, not the
football team.

Seems like she's got a good personality,
likes to joke around.

Seems like she's down for anything.

You're comfortable like that?

Yeah, I feel great.

Really?

Thanks for everything, Tess, right?

I think Dan doesn't really know how to
talk to girls.

Yeah, my feet are in the water, so I
don't worry about my hobbit feet.

That's great.

I like hobbits.

He's talking.

This is the perfect example of what my
mom's like. And talking.

And, of course, none of the people in
the cul-de-sac like each other. And

talking. Thank you.

Like, even my best friend, she's like,
oh, is Jason coming over? I'm like,

Justin. Yeah, Justin, Justin. No, he's
not a dummy. He's not a dummy. He's very

smart. We went to Florida Disney World.
I'm like 12 years old. I'll never forget

it. I keep thinking I have a picture
somewhere, but it's just engraved in my

mind instead.

I'm not the most manly person. I mean,
I'm, I'm obviously a man. I think you

can figure that out. Even the stories
he's telling me, like, I'm just like,

why did you say that?

But, um, not like, you know, one of
those guys who, you know, macho man, you

know, that kind of stuff.

Dan does try a little too hard.

If you can't be confident, I can't be
sexually attracted to you.

What?

No, like, I never go up and approach
girls. I just never felt the need to,

like, desire to.

Are you really shy?

I can be. You're shy. You're on a naked
date. That doesn't really make any

sense. Yeah, I know. Like, I don't know.
I'm not shy, but, like, there's certain

things I just won't do. Like, if I don't
want to do it, I don't do it. You know

what I mean?

Like, I don't just go up and talk to
Angela.

I don't know.

Definitely don't want my shyness to get
in the way of a real connection. I think

it certainly can sometimes.

I hope with Jesse that I got enough
through to have a real connection.

So do you feel comfortable with me?

Yeah, I feel pretty good.

Keegan looks like a jock. He doesn't
really act like one, though.

I think I brought as much of the shyness
out of Keegan as any girl is going to

from meeting him right off the bat.
Well, you want to head out and rest up,

possibly meet up later for a drink and a
swim or something?

That sounds really nice.

Yeah? Yeah. All right. Looks like

we're going to a private island.

It's really pretty.

We don't have our cameras.

Dan doesn't need any encouragement to
talk, but Dan is a gentleman.

He even jumped off the board and, like,
pulled me into the dock. That was sweet.

So what's the best date that you've ever
been on?

I think I had the most fun just, like,
on the beach. We had, like, a blanket

and, like, some drinks on the beach,
and, like, we were just laying, looking

up at the stars.

That's awesome.

How about you?

We drove about, like, 40 minutes. And
then we end up at this airport.

She's like, why are we, like, small
airport. She's like, why are we at this

airport? And I'm like, well, we're going
to go on a nighttime helicopter tour of

L.A., a private helicopter tour of L.A.
So we get on the helicopter.

It was my first time on a helicopter.

No surprise.

It was Dan right there.

I like when a man is romantic.

That was the one girl that I dated the
longest, like, three or six months. Most

girls, you know, go on a couple dates
with and it doesn't really work. Like I

said, no, no girlfriend. So very
successful in that.

Yeah, love is a funny thing.

I search for it so much, but it's so
hard to find.

I mean, for me, it's about being like,
you want to be constantly in love. Even

years later, it's like, you love the
person, okay, great, but are you still

in love?

You don't want that feeling to ever go
away, and I think the thing that I'm

kind of searching for.

He's not typically my type, but...

Dan definitely got better looking as the
day went on. I felt attracted to him. I

kind of felt like a little, like, pull
towards him. I wanted to know more about

him. And it was his personality doing
it.

I guess to seeing the mangroves and to
having fun conversations.

To a great first date.

Hi. How are you again?

Good, how are you? A little bit
different, more clothes, right?

Unless you wanted to go right in.

Um, I kind of want a drink. Do you want
a drink?

Sure. I'm really happy that Dan's coming
back to the villa with me, and I'm

excited to have some fun with him. You
know, we're wearing our clothes, so

we're going to get to know each other in
a different way now.

All right. Want to sit? Sure.

How's it going?

Hello. What's up, guys?

How you doing? Hey. How you doing?
Welcome.

How you doing? Hey, what's up?

How was your day?

Hey. Good.

I'm going to grab a drink. I'm really
excited for tonight, and I'm certainly

thrilled with the date I had today. I'm
looking forward to getting to know each

other a little better. Yeah, drink a
little bit and, you know, have some fun.

Hello. Hi.

I'm Dan. Nice to meet you. I'm Jessie.

Nice to meet you. Diane.

Hi, Diane. Nice to meet you.

So this is, I've never had a drink of
alcohol in my life. What?

Are you serious? How old are you?

35. No, I'm kidding. 26.

So, 21st birthday, you did nothing.

I want a Chuck E. Cheese's.

That's a little weird for a 26-year-old.
He definitely acts like, you know, I did

it at 15 or 14.

So, like, when your friends went out,
like, when you were 20, did you go out

with them or no? It depends where they
go. I mean, if they go, like, to a bar,

like a club or something, I usually
don't go to the bar. They've never even

pressured me, really.

26 and no drinks.

I'm a little bit worried about how Dan
and Keegan are going to get along. I'm

kind of hoping that we can all just have
fun. I think the dynamic could be fun as

long as they don't bully each other
around.

All right, so I got to delve into it a
little more. What made you think today

was like the most special day to have
the first alcohol?

Peer pressure from lovely Diane over
there? No.

Oh, okay.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Keep checking.

I did not get bullied at school, but if
I did, he definitely would be the guy

that bullied me. Definitely.

But mind over matter, so, you know, I'll
be okay.

Keegan. What's up, dude?

You're like this. So, you know what I
have in my apartment?

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. What?

Okay, no, no, no, you're gonna like
this. So, you know, like, when you go

to, like, an arcade, like, you know how
they have, like, the car games, like,

Cruisin' USA, like, that big thing that,
you know, you have the wheel and the

pedal and all that stuff? You have one
of those? I got one off eBay. And Matt's

one of those big machines, Cruisin' USA.
How thick is that?

That's awesome.

It's all downhill from here, dude.

Keegan looks like a bully.

Dan looks like a nerd.

Bully and nerds fight.

I even bought a little ukulele because I
wanted to play Somewhere Over the

Rainbow on the ukulele, but both of
those failed.

The ukulele? I've seen someone play
that. Yeah, it's a tiny little guitar.

It's a tiny little thing. I was trying
to be sexy on a date or something.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. I definitely understand him
being single and, you know, possibly a

virgin. Dan, we're going to get you
drunk tonight.

You know, Dan seems to be on the sexual
plane of like a 14, 15-year-old boy.

I still might be drunk.

Literally would have made that kid cry
in high school.

That you would have. I can see that.

Deegan was a little too aggressive.

Dan is so harmless.

And I think the conversation took a turn
for the more inappropriate.

I look like a goblin or whatever.

Keegan is acting immature, and it would
be really nice if he could just be five

years older.

Good night, guys.

Taking all my clothes for the third
time, I'm a little tired of it by now,

to be honest. It's a lot of awkwardness
for me that I'm not used to doing.

I've gone on dates with two girls now,
one that I connected with, one that I

didn't, but neither of them have been
exactly my type.

So I'm definitely excited for my next
date.

Hey! What's up?

What the f*** am I doing?

Hi, I'm Katie. I'm Keegan.

Nice to meet you.

Katie seems super nice, has a lot of
energy. She's probably a lot of fun, not

normally the type I date.

But what has not worked in the past
might work now.

So where are you from?

New York. New York? Yeah. I'm actually
living in New York. Really?

Where? Right outside of the city, New
Jersey. I live in Queens, where all the

hood rats live. Yeah?

Oh, man.

I'm still single because I haven't met a
guy that can keep up with me.

I'm looking for a man that can protect
me, keep me safe, like a ride-or-die

type of guy, like somebody that'll have
my back.

So we're going to get blinded, so we
should probably put those... We should

probably get those harness on.

I'm taking off my clothes again for the
third time, and it's a little bit

easier, not going to lie.

I'm hoping that maybe I can find
somebody a little bit more mature, but

still have the conversation that me and
Dan had, and maybe a little bit more of

the attraction that Keegan has.

Hug it out?

Why not? Yeah.

What's your name?

Scott. Nice to meet you.

Diane.

Scott's got a good, fit, attractive
look.

He's very handsome and a really nice
smile.

Hey, Scott, too. Where is it? Thanks.
Egyptian. No, it's not. It symbolizes

his current life.

Okay.

Have you...

gone places naked before or something?

I've gotten naked once or twice.

Certainly not on a beautiful beach like
this.

Jumping around young lovely.

In the last year and a half-ish that
I've been single, I've probably been on

somewhere around 150 dates. Maybe closer
to 200.

I was engaged and that ended not the way
anyone wanted it to.

So I'm already rocking out with my c***
out the whole time.

When did you join the Army?

2000 to 2004.

So I was in right before 9-11 and then
went off right after.

That must have been scary.

It was definitely an experience.

Wouldn't trade it for the world. I think
it's super sexy when a man is fighting

for the country. A man knows how to work
a gun, knows how to protect himself.

Nothing's more appealing than that.

It's going to be fun today. I think
we're going to go horseback riding.

Yeah. So are you ready for that?
Absolutely. Well, I'm excited because I

like horseback riding. I don't know how
my balls feel about it, but I'm sure

it's going to be fabulous. I know what
you mean. I feel the same way.

Do you want to head off? Yeah,
absolutely. Let's go.

How do I look?

Pretty good. Good, right? Good look. I
don't know what to even do.

Keegan, he's pretty good looking, pretty
buff.

Seems a little more clean cut than I'm
used to.

Like, I'm pretty sure he doesn't have a
jail record.

Oh, yeah. What now?

I'm in a whole lot of trouble. It's way
worse for you. It is scary.

Yeah, it is scary.

Oh, my God. This is a lot of work.

This is the beginning of a bad porno,
like in the woods, tied to a tree.

All I really want is some whiskey and
sit by a pool.

It is rough around the edges.

And has the mouth of a sailor. You touch
my dude, you owe me $20 for that.

And it's extremely not attractive for a
female. Let me go, let me go.

This isn't feeling great on my lady
part.

Oh, Jesus.

Well, this is a workout and a half.

I've ridden a horse before, but not
along the beach, and it's actually

really nice.

I've been on dune buggies on the beach,
but a horse is nice and quiet and

tranquil. Yeah.

Except for he's got my dong on his back.
That probably sucks.

I don't think he minds it.

Guy looks really cute naked on the
horse.

That's kind of squished up on the
saddle, but that's okay.

When you were overseas, like with the
military, were you in combat?

My job was infantry.

My last tour, I was over for 10 months.
I came back to get my shoulder

reconstructed, and then I got out a few
months later.

Glad you're back.

Glad you came here.

I feel like we're having great
conversation, getting to know each other

a little bit.

Diane looks awesome up on the horse.

This was a great first date.

Where can we tie these up and maybe take
a dip in the water?

The way that you laugh, I can't look
away.

I hang on every word you say.

Scott seems like he can carry himself in
a conversation.

He seems to be quirky, which I like.

He's making me feel really comfortable.

Scott's like right in the middle of Dan
and Keegan.

This is my version of getting to know
somebody.

I don't like that, like, oh, so what are
you looking for? And how long have you

been single?

I just want to, what do I do?

You want to go ziplining together?

Like, hook together and tandem, I guess
is what they call it. When the

suggestion came up about riding tandem,
I really didn't want to do it.

I didn't want to have any physical
contact with her because she kind of

repulsed me.

I just hope we don't get stuck because
then we're in trouble.

Yeah.

Oh my God, I got it.

Ow.

No, I hit that thing right in my face,
man.

Do you do a lot of dating back home?

I just got out of a relationship like
not too long ago.

Okay.

So no, I don't.

Do you date a lot?

In the last year and a half.

You have?

Yeah. That's good.

Anyone like... I was engaged.

What attracted you to her in the first
place? Her ass. Her ass? Yeah.

Oh. That was the first thing I saw. Are
you an ass guy?

Usually, yeah.

What do you think about my ass?

I like it.

I think it was fantastic.

Scott made me comfortable. He made me
feel attracted. In his eyes, I was

pretty, so then I was.

Okay.

I do have a lot in common with Scott, so
it seems like we're a good match for one

another.

I got to get off this thing.

We were flying in extremely quick, and
Katie smacked her face onto the wooden

stopping block.

I think I have a black eye.

It was unfortunate to see her get hurt,
but I was pretty happy that the date was

over. Oh, my God. I got it. Ow.

Welcome.

There she is. Hi.

Tonight, I hope I have more of a shot
with Diane because I like Diane.

How's it going?

Good.

Scott, how you doing?

Not excited to meet Scott, who Diane had
a date with earlier. I'm a little

worried to meet him because I'm inclined
not to like him.

How are you? Good.

How was the first date?

Unbelievable. It's so much fun.

Keegan, how'd your date go? We had a
little injury.

We were zip lining.

I didn't really want to bring up the
date. Katie and I did not have fun. We

didn't connect.

And then the injury, I didn't really
want to tell anybody about it. Wait, so

where is this girl? That's my question.
Is she in the hospital? I don't know. I

don't know. I don't know where they took
her. Is she okay?

I don't know.

They took her right away.

So she's not in the hospital.

Basically, it's a five-person party
night.

She's okay.

Hopefully.

Quite honestly, we almost had an
incident with a horse.

Like, I went and got on my horse and,
like, the saddle.

Yeah, you went a little crooked.

I almost, like, fell right off my horse.
Like, naked.

Scott is very athletic, very muscular,
just like Keegan.

From what I see, it looks like they're
really hitting it off. Interesting.

Quite interesting.

I look over from time to time, looking
at Scott and Diane, you know, mingling,

romancing, and I do feel a bit jealous.
Hi, my name is Dan.

Definitely going to try to block any
advances from him.

No, I knew it!

We're in Connecticut now?

I've been waiting my whole life for
this.

There it is!

Hey, Johnny Football Hero.

You don't know how to pull a...

On the date, Blaine and Keegan didn't
pull the brake, and we smashed into a 50

-pound weight, and it hit me right in
the eye.

Hi, dude.

A guy with muscles that big should be
able to protect a woman, but I guess

not. I guess he was too busy painting
his toenails.

You guys went out with Johnny Talks a
lot. How was that? It's a conversation

right here, right?

When I saw Katie come into the party and
act like an insane woman, I was a little

taken back that she was blaming me.

She does have two hands that she very
well could have put up to block her

face.

Hi, I'm Katie.

Nice to meet you.

He is going to kill somebody.

and I'm going to be on a hearse out of
the pool because I don't need death. I

just thought, like, people with muscles
knew how to pull brakes.

I guess all the protein shakes went to
your brain.

Katie is loud and obnoxious, but once
everybody else is starting to have a

little bit more of a conversation, the
vibe was pretty good.

Where's my drink?

Over yonder, Wade. That's everyone's
first question. Why is it like, how is

Dan doing?

Why is everyone's first question, where
is my drink? What about personal

feelings?

I'm like...

But, you know, again, there is chemistry
between Diane and Scott.

It looks like it goes both ways.

I would hope Diane can kind of see
through what he's trying to get.

I wasn't expecting him to get, like, all
gropey.

I like you.

I'm the one who's, like, going skinny
dipping. I'm kind of instigating a

little bit.

I don't want somebody who's going to try
to get laid on the first date. You know,

I want the romance.

I'm getting tired.

I'm probably going to sleep soon.

All right. You know, I just want to
sleep on it and really make sure I make

the right decision.

Con in the night.

Later. Yeah. Talk to you guys tomorrow.

At the end of the night, I was pissed.

Apparently, I made out with Katie at
some point.

I do a lot of crazy things, and I
figured, like, let's get the party

started.

At least I got to get my mind off dating
somebody that was so into himself.

She's just crazy.

I'll be back.

I gathered my senses and scooped myself
up and I was out.

Where did he go?

This is so unfun.

It's a little bit of a tease.

Like if you're not going to get wild in
the pool, that is boring as to me.

She just left, right? It's just me.

I haven't met a guy that can keep up
with me. And I thought if I came on a

dating show and there was a guy willing
to go on a naked dating show too, then

maybe he would be able to handle me. But
I was sadly mistaken.

Are you kidding?

It just stopped.

It was off.

You look great today.

Thank you.

This morning I knew I had to get Diane
by herself, especially after she had her

date with Scott.

Last night was pretty fun, and you were
getting along with Scott pretty well, it

seemed like.

I just wanted her to know how I felt
about her because you never really get a

chance to just say to her, you know, I
like you a lot. So I wanted to make sure

she knew that.

I just wanted you to know, and I was, I
guess, a little bit jealous because I

did feel like I had a connection with
you.

I feel lucky that I was able to meet you
and meet somebody who at least gets me

for who I am. So thank you. Of course.
You never have to thank somebody for

that. That's the way it should be.

You know, today for the big choice, I
mean, if you pick Scott, Keegan, I mean,

they could break your heart. I won't
break your heart.

But it's your choice.

I like you. I had beyond fun on our
date, and I think it's adorable that

you're a dork.

I am. I'm proud of it.

Have some thinking today.

See you soon.

Bye.

I have made up my mind. I knew who I
made the best connection with, and I do

think I have made the right choice.

Dan is really invested.

Scott likes me as well, and I don't want
anybody to get hurt.

Good morning.

Congratulations on dating naked.

You all embrace this amazing opportunity
with open arms, and hopefully you have a

new outlook on dating. Keegan and Diane,
you've gone on three dates with three

different people, including each other.
Now, earlier today, you locked in your

decisions, and now it's time to reveal
them. Who is your choice?

I definitely thought the least connected
to Katie.

Katie, upon hearing that, how do you
feel? That is fine with me.

I need a ride-or-die kind of guy. I need
a guy that's going to have my back when

something goes down.

Look at my... I felt naked with a guy
that cares more about his hair gel than

anything else.

I would never date Pagan seriously. It
would be like going out with a girl, and

if I were going to be a lesbian, I don't
do anything half-assed, and I would date

a real hot chick.

So now it's time to reveal the person
you connected with the most. Who is your

choice?

My choice was Jesse.

Jesse, out of all three ladies, Keegan
has chosen you. How do you feel about

that?

You know, I'm not surprised.

We got along really well.

He's also younger than me. That would be
a first.

So, I don't know. Do you want to
continue dating?

I mean, I would see Keegan again.

I wouldn't be opposed to that.

Well, I wish you two the best in
exploring this. We'll see where it goes.

So... Katie, what's going on over there?

Thing is, it's a bunch of... I hate
everything about naked dating.

This whole... This place.

This island.

UVH1.

Katie's crazy.

She's crazy.

If I had a... I tell you, there's three
here. You can all... That's it.

This whole thing is just a bunch of... I
hate everything about naked dating.

Displaced. This island.

UVH1. You can all suck it.

Take your picture, bitches. Amy.

Katie.

Sorry about your face.

It will heal.

Hopefully your honesty here will allow
you to date in a totally different way

in the future.

Okay. It is now time... Are you going to
get naked?

Am I? Yeah, I think you should.

After all of this, I don't need men no
more. Me and you should go on a date.

That's a whole other show.

And if my husband and I don't work out,
I'll come knocking on your door. All

three of us, I'm down.

Okay. Diane, now it all comes down to
you.

Who is your choice?

I'm really torn. Dan is the brain,
Keegan is the body, and Scott is the

whole package.

But I think Dan is a complete gentleman.

My choice is Dan.

Ultimately, I picked Dan because of that
conversation that he had with me in the

morning when he said that Keegan and
Scott would break my heart and that he

never would.

And, like, he meant it. He really did.

I believe that we did connect on a lot
of different levels. So I definitely do

share those feelings, and, you know,
maybe one day we'll get to explore them

more.

It feels really good that Diane picked
me. I would treat Diane with respect,

with dignity, like a gentleman, and I'm
hoping for a bright future between us.

Keegan and Jesse, Diane and Dan, we wish
you the best with exploring your new

relationship. Go enjoy another day in
paradise.

Naked dating taught me a little bit
about my shyness and, you know, how much

trouble I have opening up to people that
I've just met. Definitely a new

experience, but definitely something to
remember.

Dan might not be someone that I
necessarily would find physically

attractive at first, but I think that
his personality makes him more

attractive. Dan is definitely someone
you can bring home to your mother.

Katie Scott, I wish you all the best as
well.

Bye, Katie.

Sweet, sweet girl.

Next time on Dating Naked.

It's a great outfit.

Oh, yeah, you too.

I'm here to try new things and see if
they work out. You're going to have to

really bend into this one.

This date is incredibly awkward.

I have it in my face.

In my birthday suit.

I'm so conflicted between Michelle and
Kristen.

I'm just trying to get my panties. Oh,
wait, I'm not wearing any. Michelle,

super bubbly personality.

Cheers.

And then Kristen is the kid.

They look so much alike, but their
personalities are so different.

Who is your choice? I don't know how I
feel right now. I'm in a triangle.