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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:19,620 --> 00:01:20,900 Selamat pagi. 2 00:01:21,300 --> 00:01:24,380 Apa betul ini rumahnya Tina Van Bagen? 3 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:27,120 Van Behen. 4 00:01:27,980 --> 00:01:29,360 Saya Tina Van Behen. 5 00:01:30,180 --> 00:01:32,400 Ada apa ya? Kami dari duit darurat. 6 00:01:34,690 --> 00:01:36,410 Nona tau kan kenapa kami datang ke sini? 7 00:01:43,610 --> 00:01:44,610 Oke, oke, oke. 8 00:01:44,830 --> 00:01:48,750 Mungkin lo semua bakal ngejudge gue tukang utang. Tapi gue bisa jelasin 9 00:01:48,750 --> 00:01:49,750 semuanya. 10 00:01:55,810 --> 00:01:56,810 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 11 00:01:57,330 --> 00:01:58,330 Kejauhan flashbacknya. 12 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:02,770 Semua ini berawal dari gue ikut kontes kecantikan. 13 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:06,690 Sejak itu, gue yakin tampang ini bisa dipakai buat jari dulu. 14 00:02:15,470 --> 00:02:16,470 Katina! 15 00:02:18,530 --> 00:02:19,530 Katina! 16 00:02:20,190 --> 00:02:21,590 Katina! Katina! 17 00:02:23,470 --> 00:02:25,970 Katina, jangan deket-deket, tapi nanti kutunya nular. 18 00:02:26,310 --> 00:02:30,430 Iya, bukan apa-apa, ini kamu mohon maaf. Kutu kita kan, nih, pakai ini aja. 19 00:02:31,030 --> 00:02:32,030 Sabok. 20 00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:38,309 Beli sih. 21 00:02:38,310 --> 00:02:43,270 Ini setangan gue. 22 00:02:43,650 --> 00:02:45,190 Titis, lili, kece. 23 00:02:45,410 --> 00:02:48,170 Biasa dipanggil PLC. 24 00:02:48,570 --> 00:02:51,250 Mereka bertiga tuh ngefans banget sama gue. 25 00:02:53,530 --> 00:03:00,490 Karena tampang gue adalah model gue bertahan hidup. 26 00:03:00,490 --> 00:03:03,450 Gak ada salahnya dong. Gue investasi ke diri sendiri. 27 00:03:13,530 --> 00:03:19,510 Awalnya lo mungkin kuat menahan godaan. Sampai akhirnya... Lumayan loh mbak. 28 00:03:19,550 --> 00:03:22,490 Cuma sampai hari ini aja sellnya sampai 70%. 29 00:03:22,490 --> 00:03:35,130 275 30 00:03:35,130 --> 00:03:36,190 ribu rupiah? 31 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:39,540 Semua itu terjadi di luar kendali lo. 32 00:03:52,860 --> 00:03:57,240 Uang memang gak bisa membeli kebahagiaan. Tapi gue percaya, uang bisa 33 00:03:57,240 --> 00:04:00,500 membeli rasa percaya diri. Tina pulang! 34 00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:09,560 Dan uang... Bisa bikin senang orang yang gue sayang Seperti adik gue Dan 35 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:16,060 opa gue Kak, lapar Yaudah jajan sana Gak ada duit ya lo 36 00:04:16,060 --> 00:04:22,320 Udah gue transfer Tekan hati sama ibu itik Makasih kakak cantik 37 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:38,120 Pacarnya oma gue, orangnya pikun. Nggak sampai lima menit, dia udah lupa sama 38 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:39,120 apa yang dia omongin. 39 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:40,720 Eh, ada Natasha. 40 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:43,180 Tina, Pak Oyo, Tina. 41 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:49,880 Walaupun oma gue udah punya pacar, tapi dia masih nasir sama teduh Iman Santoso. 42 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:55,840 Selamat datang di Do It Wisely. Anda bertanya semaunya, saya jawab semuanya. 43 00:04:56,680 --> 00:05:00,560 Orang pakar finansial yang selalu mengajarkan kita untuk berhemat. 44 00:05:01,150 --> 00:05:07,610 Dan tidak boleh berhutang. Ada nggak yang pernah beli HP 45 00:05:07,610 --> 00:05:11,770 baru? Padahal HP lamanya itu masih bagus. 46 00:05:12,150 --> 00:05:14,990 Saya. Kenapa? Untuk gaya hidup dan gengsi. 47 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:20,530 Gengsi. Gaya hidup. Itu mental orang mikir. 48 00:05:31,599 --> 00:05:34,320 Oge, kakak, lapar. 49 00:05:35,420 --> 00:05:38,320 Apa sih teriak-teriak? Tinggal ambil diri, mari es. 50 00:05:42,060 --> 00:05:43,060 Astaga. 51 00:05:44,220 --> 00:05:49,020 Tina, Oge udah bilang, jangan sering belanja. 52 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:50,800 Duit ngena abit. 53 00:05:51,620 --> 00:05:55,360 Enggak kok, Tina masih ada duit. 54 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:17,880 Kalau terpikat, cepat atau lambat, lo akan terjerat. 55 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:18,000 Dan akhirnya, lo cuma bisa nyesel. Karena pinjol yang awalnya membuai, 56 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:20,280 ujung-ujungnya bikin lo susah. 57 00:07:20,660 --> 00:07:21,660 Dek! 58 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:25,340 Anak manis! Mau kemana kau, dek? 59 00:07:25,900 --> 00:07:29,100 Sinilah sama abang, dek! Cepet, kau bodat! 60 00:07:32,860 --> 00:07:35,060 Woy, labu-bu! Sebentar, goblok. 61 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:44,660 Aduh mama, ada suara. 62 00:08:16,590 --> 00:08:17,590 Ngapain kau kabur-kaburan? 63 00:08:18,330 --> 00:08:19,470 Udah pasti bakal ketang. 64 00:08:20,090 --> 00:08:23,950 Eh, babi nih. 65 00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:25,450 Gila sekali perempuan ini. 66 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:32,470 Dalam situasi begini masih buat ghosting. 67 00:08:51,150 --> 00:08:52,150 Serius ini perempuan? 68 00:08:56,610 --> 00:08:59,990 Takut. Betah kalau disampah-sampahin tuh gue tengok ya. 69 00:09:01,270 --> 00:09:05,810 Udah gue bilang gak usah kabur. Pasti bakal ketangkap. Tidak akan bisa lolos. 70 00:09:05,930 --> 00:09:06,930 Apa? 71 00:09:14,010 --> 00:09:15,090 Nona Tina. 72 00:09:15,570 --> 00:09:17,670 Tau kan kewajiban anda belum dibayarkan? 73 00:09:18,410 --> 00:09:19,510 Ini bawa apa dah? 74 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:21,720 Kayak bau kerak-kerakan. 75 00:09:22,260 --> 00:09:23,320 Pasti gak ada yang bau. 76 00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:24,560 Nak aja. 77 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:26,320 Enggak lah, Gek. 78 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:27,960 Jangan mengalirkan pembicaraan, Oma. 79 00:09:28,460 --> 00:09:30,680 Eh, jangan panggil Oma. 80 00:09:31,180 --> 00:09:32,620 Panggil aku, Oge. 81 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:35,460 Oma Geri, saya belum ada uangnya. 82 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:37,280 Gue cuma juga abang datang ke sini. 83 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:38,419 Mau ambil apa? 84 00:09:38,420 --> 00:09:42,300 Eh, Nona jangan bicara seolah-olah kita datang ke sini buat ambil Nona puas. 85 00:09:42,460 --> 00:09:45,300 Saya bilang kembalikan duit yang Nona pakai. 86 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:47,860 Anda jangan bikin seolah-olah Anda ini korban. 87 00:09:48,270 --> 00:09:51,550 Anda ini pelaku utama. 88 00:09:51,970 --> 00:09:54,070 Tapi saya tuh gak niat ngutang. 89 00:09:54,890 --> 00:09:56,030 Gak sengaja. 90 00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:58,490 Alah, gak sengaja-gak sengaja apa? 91 00:10:00,330 --> 00:10:02,030 Kau lihat sapu tangan. 92 00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:06,210 Saya bilang tangan, bukan mata. 93 00:10:07,050 --> 00:10:08,930 Jangan orang lagi ngomong, liatnya mata. 94 00:10:09,510 --> 00:10:10,510 Fokus. 95 00:10:12,170 --> 00:10:13,650 Masuk alam bawah sadar. 96 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:26,680 Kenapa kau nggak hipnotis dia? 97 00:10:31,860 --> 00:10:33,640 Saya cari uangnya dulu deh. 98 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:36,020 Boleh minta tambahan waktu nggak? 99 00:10:36,340 --> 00:10:37,340 Boleh. 100 00:10:39,660 --> 00:10:41,540 Oke, please. Oke, jangan dicuruh. 101 00:10:41,740 --> 00:10:44,440 Nggak, pokoknya. Oke, mau jual. 102 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:46,960 Nggak, nggak, nggak. Oke, please. Oke, stop. 103 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:50,060 Oke, please. Jangan dicuruh dong barang-barangnya Tina. Ini barang-barang 104 00:10:50,060 --> 00:10:53,820 kesayangan Tina semua loh. Terus? Nggak dapet utang bayar pake apa? Pake yang 105 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:54,820 nggak dapet ginjang. 106 00:10:55,090 --> 00:10:56,910 Hah? Kinjalnya Umski aja? 107 00:10:58,010 --> 00:10:59,350 Tembarangan kalau ngomong. 108 00:10:59,610 --> 00:11:02,850 Pokoknya, Oge mau jual ini barang-barang. Please, Oge. Kalau 109 00:11:02,850 --> 00:11:06,790 misalkan ini jual, tindang ngonteknya gimana? Kan nanti ada duitnya. Nanti 110 00:11:06,790 --> 00:11:08,230 duitnya buat siapa? Buat Oge juga. 111 00:11:08,550 --> 00:11:10,950 Buat kebutuhan sehari-hari. Buat Oge beli baju bagus. 112 00:11:11,210 --> 00:11:14,670 Buat si Umski makan enak. Buat keluarga semuanya, Oge. 113 00:11:15,230 --> 00:11:16,570 Ya. Gak udah. 114 00:11:17,290 --> 00:11:20,290 Ngana mesti beresin itu utang-utang semua. 115 00:11:20,550 --> 00:11:21,550 Oke? 116 00:11:30,459 --> 00:11:34,660 Jadi, selama ini lo gak biayain kita dari hasil hutang lo ya? 117 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,020 Kok ngomongnya kayak gitu? 118 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:40,980 Ya udah jual deh. 119 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:42,840 Jual aja semuanya. 120 00:11:44,740 --> 00:11:45,740 Saat! 121 00:12:06,739 --> 00:12:07,739 Poyok, sini. 122 00:12:08,780 --> 00:12:09,840 Duduk, Poyok. Duduk. 123 00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:11,580 Gimana, gimana? 124 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:17,220 Poyok, aku tuh pengen banget beli perhiasan. Tina boleh minjem uangnya 125 00:12:17,220 --> 00:12:17,839 Poyok gak? 126 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:18,840 Oh gitu. 127 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:20,520 Bentar, bentar. 128 00:12:22,180 --> 00:12:23,840 Memang kamu butuhnya berapa, Carmilla? 129 00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:26,160 Sadanya aja, Poyok. Semuanya boleh sih. 130 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:27,980 Ini ambil semuanya. Ambil. 131 00:12:29,460 --> 00:12:30,860 Tidak pinjam ya, Poyok? 132 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:32,600 Itu semua berapa totalnya? 133 00:12:33,870 --> 00:12:34,870 Rp100.000, Pak Oyo. 134 00:12:35,590 --> 00:12:38,750 Bang, saya kan orang yang nggak perhitungan. 135 00:12:39,430 --> 00:12:40,430 Makasih, Pak Oyo. 136 00:12:40,830 --> 00:12:42,710 Hei, hei, hei. Itu apa, Bang? 137 00:12:43,590 --> 00:12:44,850 Kembaliin, kembalin. 138 00:12:45,570 --> 00:12:47,670 Mana bikin malu, Pak? Oke, loh. 139 00:12:48,090 --> 00:12:49,090 Kembaliin. 140 00:12:51,550 --> 00:12:52,550 Ini, Pak. 141 00:12:54,110 --> 00:12:55,110 Ini apa, nih? 142 00:12:55,210 --> 00:12:56,210 Oh. 143 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:57,910 Saya menangguh, ya? 144 00:12:58,810 --> 00:13:02,810 Aduh, terima kasih, ya. Lagi oke, kenapa sih? Tidak boleh minjem uang dari Pak 145 00:13:02,810 --> 00:13:04,390 Oyo. Gak ada mau tau kenapa. 146 00:13:04,790 --> 00:13:11,110 Dulu dia orang kaya tajir melintir. Sepuluh tahun lalu dia ditipu. Makanya 147 00:13:11,110 --> 00:13:14,670 dia jadi pikun begitu. Kamu tega manfaatin dia. 148 00:13:15,190 --> 00:13:19,130 Hah? Gak pikir udah setelan dari pabrik pikunnya. 149 00:13:19,710 --> 00:13:22,290 Skat. Sorry ya, skat. 150 00:13:22,550 --> 00:13:23,550 Emangnya ada apa sih? 151 00:13:25,270 --> 00:13:26,270 Nih, nih, nih. 152 00:13:27,790 --> 00:13:30,390 Panggil gua di day tomorrow. 153 00:13:49,020 --> 00:13:50,200 UU dan Sultan 154 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:56,560 UU dan Sultan 155 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,340 Sampai jumpa. 156 00:14:44,620 --> 00:14:45,620 Tanah habis, Oge. 157 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,440 Gasnya tadi aku jual. 158 00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:51,320 Sekalian sama galong. Lumayan lah, dapat 250 ribu. 159 00:14:52,340 --> 00:14:53,340 Astaga! 160 00:14:53,780 --> 00:14:57,460 Sekarang Oge mau masak apa? Pakai apa? Pakai air? 161 00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,220 Ya, maaf. 162 00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:01,840 Sengaja gasnya ke bawah. 163 00:15:28,430 --> 00:15:29,750 Pecah-pecah, alinya turun. 164 00:15:30,870 --> 00:15:37,730 Oh pecah 165 00:15:37,730 --> 00:15:38,730 -pecah. Eng, ngentot. 166 00:15:39,270 --> 00:15:40,490 Itu alat DJ gue lu kemanain? 167 00:15:41,950 --> 00:15:43,370 Alat DJ gue lu kemanain? 168 00:15:46,230 --> 00:15:47,490 Make lu, kagak bang. 169 00:15:47,710 --> 00:15:51,010 Jangan jawab bang, saatnya emang beneran gak tau. 170 00:15:54,110 --> 00:15:55,110 Jawab, anjing. 171 00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:01,760 Lo harus pindah ke judul, lo. 172 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:05,360 Kamu goblok, Luda. 173 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,400 Goblok, Luda. 174 00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:09,140 Goblok, Luda. 175 00:16:09,420 --> 00:16:10,980 Goblok! Iya. 176 00:16:12,060 --> 00:16:14,140 Iya. Kamu goblok. 177 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,640 Gue jalan sekolah, Bang. Salah gue. 178 00:16:18,780 --> 00:16:20,220 Salah gue gak nyokalain lo. 179 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:21,580 Gue gak nyokalain lo, Bang. 180 00:16:25,940 --> 00:16:28,440 Terus lo pikir, ini tau lo siapa? 181 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:32,260 Lu salahin tuh orang tua kita. 182 00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:35,720 Udah tau mikir pake punya anak. 183 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:40,720 Eh, harusnya kita masa pake lahir dong. 184 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:44,860 Bang, udah bang. 185 00:16:47,820 --> 00:16:50,340 Eh, impas ya. 186 00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:52,740 Gua gak bisa kerja. 187 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:56,120 Lu, lu gak bisa judul. 188 00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:29,750 selamat menikmati 189 00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:27,140 Adam! Adam! 190 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:44,960 Sampai jumpa. 191 00:19:12,650 --> 00:19:13,650 Lo pinjem ke pinjol? 192 00:19:13,990 --> 00:19:14,990 Hah? 193 00:19:15,290 --> 00:19:16,290 Jawab, pancing. 194 00:19:16,670 --> 00:19:18,170 Lo pinjem berapa, bangsat? 195 00:19:19,350 --> 00:19:20,350 21 juta. 196 00:19:21,210 --> 00:19:22,310 Gue gak minta lo jawab. 197 00:19:23,790 --> 00:19:25,130 Belum sama bunganya lo, besti. 198 00:19:27,390 --> 00:19:28,390 Bener, dem. 199 00:19:29,270 --> 00:19:30,270 Iya, bang. 200 00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:32,370 Maafin gue, bang. 201 00:19:33,670 --> 00:19:35,110 Gombok. Mati aja, pancing. 202 00:19:35,410 --> 00:19:37,590 Ada yang gak guna, lo. Ini urusan keluarga. 203 00:19:38,050 --> 00:19:39,050 Tumpulan saja. 204 00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:40,130 Hater tiga, kesian. 205 00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:42,870 Cimplu dong. 206 00:19:46,110 --> 00:19:47,110 Mau. 207 00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:50,170 Mau. Aneh gak guna lu. 208 00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:54,250 Aneh 209 00:19:54,250 --> 00:20:10,690 gak 210 00:20:10,690 --> 00:20:11,690 guna lu. 211 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:19,660 obrolan 212 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:44,739 Matik lo! 213 00:20:44,740 --> 00:20:46,460 Hah? Pura-pura tidur? 214 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:53,440 Nah ini guys keampuhan dari skincare tersebut nih. 215 00:21:54,260 --> 00:21:57,220 Menghilangkan kusam-kusam yang ada di wajah. 216 00:21:58,260 --> 00:21:59,420 Udah lihat kan? 217 00:21:59,780 --> 00:22:01,800 Gak tiap hari nih kakak aku putih gini nih. 218 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:05,620 Kalo aku pakein skincare gini akan gak? Jadi putih kan? 219 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:12,820 Bagus guys cengkuhannya. 220 00:22:17,580 --> 00:22:19,440 Kita lihat ketahanannya berapa lama ya. 221 00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:26,640 Tuh, jadi putih kan. 222 00:22:31,420 --> 00:22:34,540 Lihat ke depan, tuh putih. Jauh banget kan sama aku ya. 223 00:22:58,030 --> 00:22:59,490 Udah lah, mesti gak ada yang nonton ini. 224 00:23:00,210 --> 00:23:01,670 Udah, ntar doang kok. 225 00:23:05,190 --> 00:23:07,490 Ah, lu pilih ide. 226 00:23:08,530 --> 00:23:09,530 Buat aku! 227 00:23:21,330 --> 00:23:22,670 Dasar cucu bukaka. 228 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:33,240 Masih lama gak sih? 229 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:49,080 Dam! 230 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:51,740 Ini token abis, dam! Isiin dong, dam! 231 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:53,400 Aduh! Hei! 232 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,240 Gak usah alasan gak punya duit lu ya! 233 00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:59,820 Masa gak ada yang nyisa tuh jual DJ gua? 234 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:52,780 Bagaimana gak numpuk? Yuran sampahnya belum dibayar. Ya terus ini sampahnya 235 00:24:52,780 --> 00:24:53,780 mau diapain? 236 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:58,860 Ya dipake mandi kek. Atau masukin konten. Siapa tau ada yang liat. Terus 237 00:24:58,860 --> 00:25:01,780 mereka batuk. Kok Ogel ngomong kayak gitu sih? 238 00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:23,240 Dam, ini makanan yang dimakan, Dam. 239 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:24,980 Ambil basi kayak gini, Dam. 240 00:25:26,540 --> 00:25:27,540 Dam! 241 00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:35,620 Dam! 242 00:25:55,459 --> 00:25:58,260 Adam? Adam? 243 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:01,560 Adam? 244 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:08,120 Adam? Hah? 245 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:18,140 Adam? Adam? Adam, lu ngapain? 246 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:17,520 Wih, cepat. 247 00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:19,540 Nanti orangnya kabur ini. 248 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,000 Sabar dulu, Tan. 249 00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:26,940 Tidak ganteng, rambut palsu. Kita nggak terlalu paksa diri. 250 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,380 Jangan buang-buang waktu. 251 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:32,680 Kau dengar? 252 00:27:33,220 --> 00:27:36,520 Kalau kita ke tempat perempuan itu, kau mesti profesional. 253 00:27:37,020 --> 00:27:38,020 Jangan. 254 00:27:44,140 --> 00:27:45,140 Minta maaf, Nona. 255 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:46,800 Saya tidak lihat. 256 00:27:47,420 --> 00:27:50,000 Maksudnya Nona main HP, jadi. Lah, emang apa kalau gue main HP? 257 00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:51,720 Hah? Apa urusannya? 258 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:53,120 HP-HP siapa? 259 00:27:53,620 --> 00:27:55,860 Hah? HP? HP siapa? HP gue? 260 00:27:56,120 --> 00:27:58,900 Kotak-kotak gue? Kakek kakek gue? Terserah gue dong kalau gue jalan lewat 261 00:27:58,900 --> 00:28:01,880 sini. Kakek kakek gue? Terserah gue dong kalau gue mau lewat sini. Makanya kamu 262 00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,180 perlu jalanin bener. 263 00:28:05,260 --> 00:28:06,400 Hah? HP? 264 00:28:06,980 --> 00:28:08,020 Lu ngomong apa, HP, lu? 265 00:28:08,860 --> 00:28:12,120 Barna, abang rindu mata yang saling menatap. 266 00:28:16,620 --> 00:28:18,500 Dan bukan jari yang sedang mengetik. 267 00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:22,100 Bocah! 268 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,380 Profesional, Bung. Profesional. 269 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:29,680 Oge. 270 00:28:30,300 --> 00:28:31,980 Bagi sesuap, dong. 271 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:36,100 Nganakan tadi semakan. 272 00:28:36,940 --> 00:28:38,380 Ini bagiannya Oge. 273 00:28:39,420 --> 00:28:41,580 Gue harus kerja di kantor lo gitu. 274 00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:43,620 Kalau kamu gak keberatan? 275 00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:45,740 Kamu, kamu, kamu. 276 00:28:51,780 --> 00:28:52,780 Begini, Nona. 277 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:58,240 Kalau Nona tidak mau bayar pakai kerja keras Nona, bunganya akan berlipat ganda 278 00:28:58,240 --> 00:28:59,139 setiap harinya. 279 00:28:59,140 --> 00:29:04,180 Dan saya punya seluruh kontak di HP Nona. Saya bisa telepon dan teror mereka 280 00:29:04,180 --> 00:29:05,180 satu-satu. 281 00:29:08,540 --> 00:29:12,040 Eh, tadi minta kuat sekali jangan makan epemi. 282 00:29:14,260 --> 00:29:15,260 Maaf, oke. 283 00:29:16,159 --> 00:29:17,440 Minya ikutan. 284 00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:21,640 Yaudah oke. 285 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:22,720 Hah? 286 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:24,980 Oke? Oke? 287 00:29:25,540 --> 00:29:28,660 Kalau begitu saya telponan teror mereka satu-satu. Bukan, bukan, bukan. 288 00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:33,240 Maksud gue, gue... Gue kerja di duit darurat. 289 00:29:34,820 --> 00:29:36,020 Pilihan bijak. 290 00:29:56,740 --> 00:30:00,360 Bosan sama yang fancy-fancy, sesekali merayat dulu kita guys. 291 00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:01,619 Iya kan? 292 00:30:01,620 --> 00:30:03,740 Di sini juga bisa chill kok. 293 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:09,660 Makanannya juga over the bowl, bisa sampai tengah malam. Iya kan? Pokoknya 294 00:30:09,660 --> 00:30:10,660 sama besti-besti aku. 295 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:13,660 Udah datang rupanya. 296 00:30:15,740 --> 00:30:16,740 Halo, halo, halo. 297 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:18,860 Udah datang gak deh? 298 00:30:19,780 --> 00:30:20,940 Don't hate Monday. 299 00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,580 Because Monday and me love you. 300 00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,400 Yaudah yuk, kalau gitu kita ke atas saja. 301 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:39,320 Ya, untuk jauh ini sih masalah tes flow masih bisa kita atasi sih Pak. Yaudah, 302 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:41,240 jangan sampai ada masalah ya. Ya, siap. 303 00:30:41,580 --> 00:30:42,580 Ya, mari Pak. 304 00:30:43,420 --> 00:30:44,420 Halo Pak. 305 00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:51,240 You... 306 00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,960 Debitur yang akan kerja di sini karena nggak bisa bayar itu, kan? 307 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:00,600 Iya, Pak. 308 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:01,840 Yaudah, langsung selang kerja. 309 00:31:02,260 --> 00:31:04,720 Hari ini, yuk ikut Nagi sama Sintong sama Yopi, ya. 310 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,080 Langsung ke lapangan. 311 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:07,520 Bukannya Nagi lewat telepon, ya? 312 00:31:07,780 --> 00:31:11,240 Ya, biasanya sih debit itu terpisah. 313 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:12,980 Tapi kalau di sini, kita gabung. 314 00:31:13,260 --> 00:31:16,460 Jadi Nagi bisa lewat telepon dan bisa juga di lapangan. 315 00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:17,760 Kok bisa gitu, Pak? 316 00:31:18,300 --> 00:31:19,360 Sintong, udah. Ajak Tina. 317 00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,380 Langsung ke lapangan, ya. Kamu training, ya. 318 00:31:21,620 --> 00:31:22,479 Iya, iya, Pak. 319 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,080 Eh, Tong, Tong, Tong. Pintu, pintu, pintu. 320 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,260 Bang, kita mau nagih siapa sih bang? 321 00:31:30,740 --> 00:31:31,740 Namanya Adam deh. 322 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,000 Usianya 20 tahun. 323 00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,820 Tapi utangnya 21 juta. 324 00:31:37,380 --> 00:31:39,080 Dia udah nunggu sama kita 3 minggu. 325 00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:41,240 Bayangkan coba. 326 00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:43,780 Kalau umurnya udah 22 tahun. 327 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,580 Mau segede apa lagi? Coba utang dia. 328 00:31:57,770 --> 00:31:58,770 Habis-habis, takkan? 329 00:32:04,850 --> 00:32:05,870 Bapak-Ibu, ini kelompok Adam ini. 330 00:32:09,630 --> 00:32:10,630 Halo, halo, halo. 331 00:32:11,170 --> 00:32:12,170 Fintong di sini. 332 00:32:13,290 --> 00:32:14,650 Kita mau ketemu Adam nih. 333 00:32:16,330 --> 00:32:17,330 Adam udah meninggal. 334 00:32:17,690 --> 00:32:18,690 Eh, maaf ya, Bung. 335 00:32:19,010 --> 00:32:21,290 Kami sudah sering mengalami penipuan seperti begini. 336 00:32:21,610 --> 00:32:22,610 Tidak mempan. 337 00:32:22,770 --> 00:32:23,770 Sorry, ya. 338 00:32:24,050 --> 00:32:25,650 Adam bunuh diri, Bang. Eh! 339 00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,900 Anda jangan bicara seolah-olah kami datang ke sini mau ambil Adam punya 340 00:32:28,900 --> 00:32:33,480 uang. Saya bilang kembalikan duit yang Adam pakai. Anda jangan bikin seolah 341 00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:34,480 -olah Adam ini korban. 342 00:32:34,900 --> 00:32:38,300 Adam ini pelaku utama. 343 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:43,200 Adam tuh mati gara-gara kalian aja. 344 00:32:44,660 --> 00:32:45,140 Kita 345 00:32:45,140 --> 00:32:53,400 gak 346 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:54,079 ada maling ya. 347 00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:55,360 Siapa tadi yang teriak maling? 348 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:47,760 Terima kasih. 349 00:36:11,180 --> 00:36:12,178 Jangan ngecek lagi. 350 00:36:12,180 --> 00:36:13,320 Yang benar saja, Bapak. 351 00:36:13,620 --> 00:36:15,840 Tidak mungkin kan kita telpon debit turun satu-satu. 352 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:19,220 Halo, apa kabar? Masih hidup, kan? Hei! 353 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:20,880 Jangan berani ngelawan! 354 00:36:21,420 --> 00:36:22,420 Iya, Bapak. 355 00:36:26,700 --> 00:36:27,900 Iya, halo, Bapak. 356 00:36:28,980 --> 00:36:30,680 Iya, Pak. Segera ketangani, Pak. 357 00:36:31,340 --> 00:36:32,340 Pasti, Pak. Pasti. 358 00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:33,760 Iya, Pak. 359 00:36:38,740 --> 00:36:42,660 Walaupun orangnya udah meninggal, Seharusnya hutangnya bisa diwariskan 360 00:36:42,660 --> 00:36:43,660 sama orang terdekat. 361 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,700 Nggak ada peraturannya di sini jadi lunak. 362 00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:50,720 Pokoknya hari ini, tadi semuanya yang kalian lihat. 363 00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:51,960 Paham? 364 00:36:52,660 --> 00:36:53,660 Paham. 365 00:36:54,260 --> 00:36:55,260 Out! 366 00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:57,300 Out! 367 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:04,760 Emang nggak ada otak bos kita itu? Udah tahu kita habis lari dari maraton, 368 00:37:04,780 --> 00:37:05,780 disuruh pula sekarang lagi. 369 00:37:06,340 --> 00:37:08,020 Tadi depan bosku tidak bicara begitu. 370 00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,990 Bung! Lagi siapa lagi kita sekarang? 371 00:37:11,210 --> 00:37:12,210 Kita nagih si Cici. 372 00:37:12,470 --> 00:37:13,770 Terlalu banyak kalasan dia. 373 00:37:14,130 --> 00:37:16,530 Pas ditagih bilang besok, besok, besok terus. 374 00:37:16,890 --> 00:37:17,890 Mulai hari ini. 375 00:37:18,490 --> 00:37:19,630 Kita harus bisa tagih dia. 376 00:37:20,850 --> 00:37:21,910 Dia harus bayar. 377 00:37:37,290 --> 00:37:38,690 Ibu terlalu banyak kalasan. 378 00:37:39,290 --> 00:37:42,770 Ibu tinggal bilang besok, besok, besok terus. Saya kesini sudah dua kali. 379 00:37:43,510 --> 00:37:45,450 Bang, tolong bang. 380 00:37:45,670 --> 00:37:47,410 Saya udah gak punya uang lagi. 381 00:37:47,670 --> 00:37:51,570 Ibu jangan bicara selalu kami datang kesini buat ambil ibu buah. Saya bilang 382 00:37:51,570 --> 00:37:53,010 kembalikan uang yang ibu pinjam. 383 00:37:53,290 --> 00:37:55,270 Ibu jangan bikin selalu ibu ini korban. 384 00:37:55,550 --> 00:37:58,170 Ibu ini pelaku utama. 385 00:38:01,630 --> 00:38:02,710 Lihat siapa tangan. 386 00:38:04,730 --> 00:38:05,730 Fokus. 387 00:38:06,630 --> 00:38:07,950 Kebiasaan banget sih, Bu Ngopi. 388 00:38:08,350 --> 00:38:10,250 Masih main hipnotis, udah tahu gagal terus. 389 00:38:10,730 --> 00:38:11,730 Oh, itu. 390 00:38:13,090 --> 00:38:15,410 Dia dulu pernah dekat sama cewek di dating app. 391 00:38:16,430 --> 00:38:17,830 Cewek itu pintar hipnotis. 392 00:38:18,670 --> 00:38:19,670 Liporotin dia. 393 00:38:19,810 --> 00:38:21,030 Makanya dendam kali dia. 394 00:38:21,390 --> 00:38:23,810 Serem doang ini. 395 00:38:24,030 --> 00:38:25,110 Tapi gampang ketipu. 396 00:38:28,810 --> 00:38:30,590 Udah ada sepasatnya loh sekarang. 397 00:38:31,490 --> 00:38:32,830 Makin berasa mistiknya ini. 398 00:38:33,270 --> 00:38:34,710 Berhasil juga dia belajar selama ini. 399 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:29,120 Kalau lo jawab jujur, lo dapet S-Club. 400 00:39:29,380 --> 00:39:31,740 Nah, jawab jujur lo. Mau ngapain di sini? 401 00:39:31,980 --> 00:39:33,080 Lo kenapa vogging kita tadi? 402 00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:34,880 Adik gue bunuh diri. 403 00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:37,840 Gara-gara gak sanggup bayar bunga pinjol kalian. 404 00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:39,760 Diteror sama kalian tiap hari. 405 00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,260 Kita ini cuma ngejalanin prosedur. 406 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,340 Perintah dari perusahaan. 407 00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:49,080 Ya, berarti atasan lo yang salah. 408 00:39:50,140 --> 00:39:51,140 Perusahaan lo juga salah. 409 00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:52,660 Gue udah ngecek kemarin. 410 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:56,160 Sebenernya kantor kalian itu udah gak dapet izin dari OJK. 411 00:39:58,920 --> 00:39:59,920 Tambah pusing lagi. 412 00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:01,540 Bojega itu siapa lagi? 413 00:40:02,860 --> 00:40:03,860 Gampangnya gini, Bang. 414 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:09,180 Kantor kalian itu ilegal. Sekolah ilegal kenapa, Pak? Ya, kalau kalian maksa nagi 415 00:40:09,180 --> 00:40:12,360 -nagi orang, apalagi orangnya sampai mati, ya kita yang ditagi berhak buat 416 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:15,100 lapor polisi, lah. Nah, saya punya nomor telepon polisinya. 417 00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:18,280 Eh, saya ini selalu lari sampai capek. 418 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,060 Berani aku lapor polisi? 419 00:40:20,860 --> 00:40:24,720 Lo, kalau mau nyiksa gue, nyiksa aja. Nggak usah tanggung-tanggung. Gue 420 00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:26,580 tinggal minta visum ke polisi, abis itu semua. 421 00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:30,080 Bung, bung, bung, bung, bang, lepasin. Udah, lepas, lepas, lepas. 422 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:31,600 Lepas, lepas. 423 00:40:36,580 --> 00:40:37,580 Nih. 424 00:40:39,940 --> 00:40:41,380 Kok baik kali sama dia? 425 00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:43,800 Tapi apa yang dia bilang tuh ada benernya juga, bang. 426 00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:45,700 Kita tuh sama-sama dirugin di sini. 427 00:40:45,980 --> 00:40:49,240 Dia rugi, gue rugi, adeknya sampai meninggal. Emang kantor ini tuh gak 428 00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:52,000 bener? Udah kita laporin aja lah. Aduh, jangan lah, Tina. 429 00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,300 Saya ini susah sekali jadi pekerjaan. 430 00:40:55,020 --> 00:40:59,360 Tapi pekerjaan ini resikonya besar, Bu. Kalau sampai ada debitor yang laporin 431 00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:03,160 kita ke kantor polisi terus kita dimasuk penjara gimana? Nah, diburgol lu. 432 00:41:03,540 --> 00:41:04,540 Takut kan lu? 433 00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:05,459 Awas lu. 434 00:41:05,460 --> 00:41:06,460 Ya udah lah. 435 00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:10,440 Kita mau main baik-baik aja sama bos kita. 436 00:41:10,940 --> 00:41:11,940 Jangan, Bang. 437 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,780 Kenapa? Ingat gak sih pas pertama kali gue datang ke kantor? 438 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,700 Apa sih yang aku lupa soal kamu? 439 00:41:22,460 --> 00:41:23,460 Serius, Bang. 440 00:41:24,330 --> 00:41:27,570 Gue tuh pernah nanya, kenapa bagian desk kolektor sama bagian dep kolektor tuh 441 00:41:27,570 --> 00:41:28,750 sama? Harusnya tuh beda. 442 00:41:29,090 --> 00:41:31,210 Iya bang, dulu awal-awal juga nagih di kantor kok. 443 00:41:31,790 --> 00:41:33,510 Cuman lama-lama ke lapangan. 444 00:41:33,730 --> 00:41:35,450 Katanya lebih seru, lebih menantang. 445 00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:38,750 Eh, tapi kan kantor kalian ilegal. 446 00:41:39,470 --> 00:41:41,590 Kalian bisa aja loh dilaporin debitur ke polisi. 447 00:41:42,090 --> 00:41:44,310 Termasuk gue. Ah, sama saya juga. Jangan! 448 00:41:45,030 --> 00:41:48,350 Udah kenapa sih? Kenapa jadi main lapor-laporan? Kalau gue gak ngelaporin 449 00:41:48,350 --> 00:41:50,090 kalian, apa untungnya buat gue? 450 00:41:53,710 --> 00:41:57,090 Gue akan bantu bongkar kecurangan di kantor gue. Kita sama-sama ntar. 451 00:41:58,870 --> 00:42:01,210 Dek, janganlah. 452 00:42:01,810 --> 00:42:06,290 Yang nagih Adam itu, abang sama Bu Nyopi. Kalau nanti abang kenapa-napa 453 00:42:06,290 --> 00:42:09,330 gimana? Kalau adek kangen abang gimana? 454 00:42:09,650 --> 00:42:11,050 Megang-megang mulu dari tadi ya. 455 00:42:12,150 --> 00:42:15,250 Ya pokoknya lo harus janji. Jangan ngomong macem-macem ke kantor polisi. 456 00:42:15,330 --> 00:42:16,690 Jangan masukin kita ke penjara. 457 00:42:25,090 --> 00:42:27,370 Tuh, data-data debitur baru. 458 00:42:27,990 --> 00:42:30,810 Semuanya masih fresh, baru janggutan. 459 00:42:31,030 --> 00:42:35,370 Kalian kerjain. Apa? Bulan ini kami sibuk. Sibuk apaan kalian? 460 00:42:35,630 --> 00:42:37,490 Debitur kalian mana? Belum ada yang bayar. 461 00:42:37,690 --> 00:42:40,970 Masa debitur lama belum cair, kita sudah dikasih debitur baru lagi. 462 00:42:42,690 --> 00:42:48,290 Eh, dalam bekerja, kalian itu harus ngumpulin pundi-pundi sebanyak mungkin. 463 00:42:48,830 --> 00:42:51,750 Kalau jalannya macet, kita cari jalannya pintas dong. 464 00:42:52,190 --> 00:42:54,230 Masalahnya sekarang ini jalannya tuh buntu. 465 00:42:54,710 --> 00:42:55,890 Kita tuh burn out. 466 00:42:56,470 --> 00:42:57,470 You can see. 467 00:42:57,710 --> 00:42:58,750 You can see, right? 468 00:42:59,790 --> 00:43:03,970 Gak ada ceritanya berhenti kerja karena burn out. Tapi, Pak. 469 00:43:04,170 --> 00:43:07,750 Eh, eh, eh. You mau I naikin bunga you 10 kali lipat? 470 00:43:08,910 --> 00:43:10,410 Mau? Hah? 471 00:43:11,230 --> 00:43:12,230 Jangan dong, Pak. 472 00:43:12,330 --> 00:43:14,010 Jangan. Hebat-hebatnya. 473 00:43:19,290 --> 00:43:20,790 Hei, cepet, cepet, cepet. 474 00:43:21,210 --> 00:43:22,210 Cepet, cepet. 475 00:43:28,430 --> 00:43:29,510 Iya, halo Bapak. 476 00:43:30,430 --> 00:43:34,590 Ini Il, ada telur sekilo. Aduh Pak, lumayan lah buat masak seminggu. 477 00:43:35,270 --> 00:43:36,270 Makasih ya Pak. 478 00:43:39,330 --> 00:43:41,970 Saya baru tahu kalau tahlilan kita bawa makanan. 479 00:43:42,210 --> 00:43:46,330 Bukannya biasa kita yang dikasih makan tuh. 480 00:43:48,090 --> 00:43:49,090 Nggak ada duit Bu. 481 00:43:50,330 --> 00:43:52,310 Padahal udah sengaja loh aku nggak makan dari rumah. 482 00:43:53,170 --> 00:43:54,710 Makasih ya. Iya, sama-sama ya. 483 00:44:06,830 --> 00:44:07,830 Lu pada ngapain kesini? 484 00:44:08,070 --> 00:44:09,550 Kita bawa sesuatu loh. 485 00:44:09,910 --> 00:44:12,230 Apaan? Namanya juga tahlilan. 486 00:44:12,570 --> 00:44:13,610 Masa bawa-bawa lain? 487 00:44:13,830 --> 00:44:15,570 Ya pasti bawa doa dong. Iya tuh. 488 00:44:16,990 --> 00:44:17,990 Gak modal lu. 489 00:44:18,830 --> 00:44:20,270 Udah-udah pulang kita yuk. Ayo. 490 00:44:20,570 --> 00:44:21,488 Makan belum? 491 00:44:21,490 --> 00:44:22,490 Belum. 492 00:44:24,290 --> 00:44:30,450 Alhamdulillah acara tahlilan kita untuk almarhum Abdullah Adam bin Satrio 493 00:44:30,450 --> 00:44:35,170 Baskoro. Semoga dosa-dosanya biar benar Allah subhanahu wa ta'ala. Amin. 494 00:45:31,529 --> 00:45:32,930 Tuhan. 495 00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:14,620 Sepanjang gue hidup, dari kecil sampe udah gede, obrolan gue sama Adam cuma 496 00:46:14,620 --> 00:46:15,620 sebatas. 497 00:46:16,420 --> 00:46:17,860 Cuma sebatas duit. 498 00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:22,560 Gue emang bukan abangnya baik. 499 00:46:56,809 --> 00:47:02,410 guys ini daftar tagihan kalian bulan ini tapi pak siap 500 00:47:02,410 --> 00:47:09,150 siap serahkan saya sama kita aman itu 501 00:47:09,150 --> 00:47:16,050 bagus iya iya bapak iya siap saya akan kirim 502 00:47:16,050 --> 00:47:20,940 update nya bu apaan sih kok di air Udah tahu kok kerjaan kita resikonya gede? 503 00:47:21,240 --> 00:47:23,500 Kalau sih tidak ya, kan saya tidak bisa makan, Tina. 504 00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,780 Tapi kalau sampai kita kena penata, emang Pak Karam bakal bantuin? 505 00:47:27,300 --> 00:47:28,540 Enggak kan? Iya, Pak. 506 00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:31,940 Alman itu, Pak, iya, terkendali. 507 00:47:32,260 --> 00:47:33,260 Siap. 508 00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:34,520 Pasti, Pak. 509 00:47:34,540 --> 00:47:36,060 Iya. Oke, bisa. 510 00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:38,320 Siang ini, jam 2 di Blackjack. 511 00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:41,940 Oke, Pak, siap. Oke, ini saya siap-siap sekarang. Oke. 512 00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:48,800 Itu Pak Karam tersenang sama siapa sih? 513 00:47:49,290 --> 00:47:50,370 Bapak-bapak itu siapa? 514 00:47:50,650 --> 00:47:51,890 Pasti triku bapak. 515 00:47:52,150 --> 00:47:54,010 Masa sopan kali nelpon bapak sendiri. 516 00:47:54,370 --> 00:47:56,910 Ya, namanya juga kan orang tua. Harus sopan tuh. 517 00:47:57,110 --> 00:48:01,650 Eh, Bung. Di susah kita ini, kalau ditelepon orang tua, jangan ada marah 518 00:48:01,650 --> 00:48:03,690 -marah. Soalnya pasti minta duit itu. 519 00:48:06,430 --> 00:48:07,530 Itu pasti bosnya. 520 00:48:08,810 --> 00:48:09,810 Aneh kok, Dek. 521 00:48:10,450 --> 00:48:11,530 Masa bos punya bos? 522 00:48:11,990 --> 00:48:16,890 Betul. Terus, selama ini, pakaran gaji kita pakai duit dia sendiri, emang. 523 00:48:17,759 --> 00:48:19,420 Itu pasti uang investornya. 524 00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:20,720 Atau nggak bosnya. 525 00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:21,880 Atau... Ya, baik, Pak. 526 00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:26,220 Oke, ini saya otibiskan ke Blackjack. Ya, siap. Oke, Pak. Mari. 527 00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:33,280 Bu, 528 00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:39,160 itu hijab ini kenapa mati kau pakai? 529 00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:40,780 Harusnya kau buang itu. 530 00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:43,500 Biar rame lingkungan. 531 00:48:44,250 --> 00:48:45,450 Lumayan kan? Recycle. 532 00:48:46,130 --> 00:48:47,130 Recycle, Bu. 533 00:48:47,610 --> 00:48:49,630 Kalau itu sepeda, saya juga tahu. 534 00:48:51,670 --> 00:48:54,630 Selamat datang. Mau lihat menu dulu atau mau langsung pesan? 535 00:48:56,070 --> 00:48:57,670 Teh tawar panas ada, Mbak? 536 00:48:57,930 --> 00:48:58,930 Hoti, maksudnya. 537 00:48:59,650 --> 00:49:01,510 Hoti, Rp59.000. 538 00:49:01,910 --> 00:49:02,910 Taibah, deh. 539 00:49:03,370 --> 00:49:05,710 Geleran di Inggris kan semua jadi serba mahal. 540 00:49:06,590 --> 00:49:07,590 Dahlah. 541 00:49:07,990 --> 00:49:08,990 Hoti satu, Mbak. 542 00:49:09,550 --> 00:49:10,550 Cangkirnya dua. 543 00:49:10,730 --> 00:49:12,390 Mohon maaf, nggak bisa share. 544 00:49:13,730 --> 00:49:15,950 Mineral waternya dua, hotingnya satu. 545 00:49:29,350 --> 00:49:30,350 Bapak. 546 00:49:36,530 --> 00:49:37,590 Silahkan, ini Mr. George. 547 00:49:37,850 --> 00:49:38,709 Hai, Mr. George. 548 00:49:38,710 --> 00:49:40,150 Dia baru mendarat siang hari ini. 549 00:49:46,630 --> 00:49:49,650 Berarti sama dia tuh pake topeng, berkedok pakar finansial. 550 00:49:49,970 --> 00:49:54,270 Anjing memang. Dan herannya, masih banyak lho orang-orang polos yang ketipu 551 00:49:54,270 --> 00:49:55,209 sama si Pepe itu. 552 00:49:55,210 --> 00:49:56,270 Ya oh, dia salah satunya. 553 00:49:56,870 --> 00:49:57,950 Yaudahlah kita viralin aja. 554 00:49:58,290 --> 00:50:00,510 Tapi kita bakal ketangkep polisi gak tuh? 555 00:50:00,790 --> 00:50:03,670 Yang ditangkep polisi tuh dia. Bagus dong kalau ditangkep polisi. Kantor 556 00:50:03,670 --> 00:50:05,590 tutup, utang gue lunas, kelar. 557 00:50:05,850 --> 00:50:08,070 Gak bisa gitu dong. Kita gak bisa main asal muda aja. 558 00:50:08,630 --> 00:50:09,750 Harus jelas buktinya. 559 00:50:10,070 --> 00:50:14,170 Eh bodoh, kalau soal itu gampang. Kita tinggal korek data kantor. 560 00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:17,100 Bung Yopi kan paling lama kerja di duit darurat. 561 00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:20,400 Pasti dia punya akses ke data zaman dulu. 562 00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:22,040 Ya kan, Bung? 563 00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:23,118 Oh, Mak! 564 00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:24,520 Pergi kemana si bodat itu? 565 00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:26,960 Udah gue duga bisa sihir dia. 566 00:50:27,420 --> 00:50:28,420 Eh, 567 00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:33,260 Bang. Teman lu tuh, bedain lonti di tukangnya si goreng. 568 00:50:34,740 --> 00:50:40,780 Tiap hari aku kerja nagih hutang di duit darurat. Oh, duit darurat. 569 00:50:41,300 --> 00:50:42,800 Aku juga ngutang tuh di situ. 570 00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:44,160 Hah? 571 00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:47,880 Tapi belum jatuh tempo, kan? Iya, bukan jatuh tempo lagi, Bang. 572 00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,080 Bunga jadi banyak-banyak, asli. 573 00:50:50,940 --> 00:50:53,780 Tapi, Abang bisa gak bantuin Ceces? 574 00:50:54,220 --> 00:50:55,620 Biar bunganya jadi makin deket. 575 00:50:56,460 --> 00:50:58,200 Apa sih yang gak buat nge-Ceces? 576 00:50:58,820 --> 00:51:01,400 Nge-Ceces kan bunga di hati aku. 577 00:51:03,820 --> 00:51:04,820 Sialan lu, Bung. 578 00:51:05,020 --> 00:51:07,260 Kita lagi serius-serius meeting, lu malah gudain cewek, lu. 579 00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:09,800 Bukan gudain cewek ini, Andra cewek. 580 00:51:10,780 --> 00:51:12,320 Tapi saya serius dengan Nge-Ceces. 581 00:51:13,470 --> 00:51:14,470 Pergi sana. 582 00:51:14,570 --> 00:51:15,570 Gangguin saja. 583 00:51:15,690 --> 00:51:16,690 Setan. 584 00:51:17,010 --> 00:51:18,010 Ya, sih. 585 00:51:18,050 --> 00:51:19,610 Tambahkan tangan kalau nggak bisa. Udah. 586 00:51:20,650 --> 00:51:22,530 Nona Cece, maaf ya. 587 00:51:23,270 --> 00:51:25,790 Nona Cece, saya bisa minta Nona Cece pukul nomor HP, Kak. 588 00:51:26,790 --> 00:51:28,650 Biar kita bisa lanjutin lip-call, Kak. 589 00:51:29,450 --> 00:51:30,450 Lip-call? 590 00:51:31,570 --> 00:51:34,330 Gak usah. 591 00:51:37,750 --> 00:51:38,790 Kok lo ngerti sih, Bung? 592 00:51:39,610 --> 00:51:40,670 Diajarin sama Pak Karan. 593 00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:48,680 Eh, kayaknya aplikasi ini ada hubungannya sama investasi Twitter 594 00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:49,680 George deh. 595 00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:52,060 Sepertinya ini surat bintingin. 596 00:51:53,940 --> 00:51:54,940 Bukan? 597 00:51:55,620 --> 00:51:56,660 Udah jelas buktinya. 598 00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:59,480 Pokoknya besok ketuk-ketuk situ dia tuh. 599 00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:05,860 Kalau data pemilik perusahaan ada, pasti data di Twitter juga ada dong. 600 00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:07,700 Mau ngapain ya? 601 00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:10,200 Saya mau cari nomornya nona Cece. 602 00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,220 Tapi sekemarin dia tidak mau kasih. 603 00:52:12,940 --> 00:52:14,160 Makanya tidak bisa sleep call. 604 00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:19,900 Tuh. Nah, ini dia. 605 00:52:22,460 --> 00:52:24,660 Tuhan ampuni saya. Apa yang saya lihat? 606 00:52:24,980 --> 00:52:26,020 Tin-tin, hapus tin. 607 00:52:28,100 --> 00:52:29,400 Terus banget sih ngeliatinnya. 608 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:31,620 Enggak. Ngeliatin apa? 609 00:52:32,300 --> 00:52:33,300 Aku heran aja. 610 00:52:33,900 --> 00:52:37,560 Kok bisa kantor ini punya foto terlanjang debitur? 611 00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:41,660 Gimana ini? Ini buku nggak bisa dihapus sih. 612 00:52:46,860 --> 00:52:47,920 Kayaknya emang sengaja deh. 613 00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:53,280 Sistem aplikasi di kantor ini gak ngebolehin kita untuk hapus data-data 614 00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:54,280 debitur. 615 00:52:57,060 --> 00:52:58,900 Emang pangsat kantor ini. 616 00:53:16,170 --> 00:53:20,210 Ya, saya pastikan Pak, Mr. 617 00:53:20,530 --> 00:53:22,150 George nggak akan menjauh. 618 00:53:23,070 --> 00:53:24,070 Mari, Pak. 619 00:53:24,990 --> 00:53:26,670 Mau apa, Yu? 620 00:53:27,790 --> 00:53:32,210 Saya mau bicara sebentar dengan Bapak. 621 00:53:35,970 --> 00:53:42,270 Yu nggak minta naik gaji, kan? Saya mau bicara masalah data di mitur. 622 00:53:52,540 --> 00:53:53,540 Punya HP mana sih, Bang? 623 00:53:53,860 --> 00:53:54,860 Telepon deh. 624 00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:05,880 Gak aktif nomornya. 625 00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:07,760 Udah deh, gitu aja deh. 626 00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:09,040 Kita duluan aja. 627 00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:12,380 Gak boleh kayak gitu. Harus sama-sama kita. 628 00:54:20,970 --> 00:54:23,630 Kayaknya kita harus balik ke kantor deh. Ini ada urusan penting. 629 00:54:24,310 --> 00:54:25,310 Tinggal dulu aja. 630 00:54:25,550 --> 00:54:26,770 Kantor kalian tuh gak peduli. 631 00:54:27,370 --> 00:54:29,330 Ntar kita balik lagi. Lo tunggu disini aja. 632 00:54:29,610 --> 00:54:32,290 Enggak, enggak, enggak. Gue pulang juga lah kalau gitu. Paling gue disini. 633 00:54:32,490 --> 00:54:33,710 Yaudah. Lo ngapain pegang-pegang? 634 00:54:35,830 --> 00:54:40,350 Kasus kematian akibat terlibat hutang pinjol telah menjerat debitur dari 635 00:54:40,350 --> 00:54:44,550 perusahaan pinjaman online bernama Duit Darurat. 636 00:54:44,930 --> 00:54:48,530 Korban diketahui berusia 20 tahun dan bernama Adam. 637 00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:53,760 Warga sekitar mengaku bahwa sempat melihat debt kolektor meneror rumah Adam 638 00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:58,220 dan debt kolektor tersebut diketahui bernama Yopi Sapulele. 639 00:55:03,700 --> 00:55:10,620 Yopi saat ini sedang ditahan di Polreh dan kantor kita sudah menjadi 640 00:55:10,620 --> 00:55:17,580 sorotan publik. Jadi mulai per hari ini kita semua akan work from 641 00:55:17,580 --> 00:55:20,810 home. Dan uang transport. 642 00:55:21,210 --> 00:55:22,710 Udah tidak ada lagi. 643 00:55:23,730 --> 00:55:29,430 Ini semua demi keamanan kalian. Tau gak? Jadi mulai sekarang. 644 00:55:29,970 --> 00:55:31,890 Gak ada satupun. 645 00:55:32,310 --> 00:55:35,050 Yang memposting di sosmed. Paham? 646 00:55:37,090 --> 00:55:38,090 Good. 647 00:55:55,630 --> 00:55:58,010 Saya dengar kamu ngelaporin karyawan kamu sendiri ke polisi. 648 00:55:58,330 --> 00:55:59,330 Iya, Pak. 649 00:55:59,630 --> 00:56:03,170 Habis dia mau ngelaporin kantor kita, Pak. Karena nyebarin data pribadi. 650 00:56:03,470 --> 00:56:07,770 Terus kamu ngelaporin dia dengan tuduhan neror orang sampai mati. Iya, betul, 651 00:56:07,770 --> 00:56:08,890 Pak. Goblok! 652 00:56:10,070 --> 00:56:11,070 Goblok kamu! 653 00:56:11,270 --> 00:56:12,630 Saya nggak nyangka, Pak. 654 00:56:13,210 --> 00:56:15,110 Kalau bakal nyebar sampai ke media. 655 00:56:15,530 --> 00:56:19,430 Saya pikir bakal stop di kantor polisi aja, Pak. 656 00:56:19,650 --> 00:56:24,250 Gara-gara berita ini, Mr. Josh stop infest di perusahaan kita. 657 00:56:25,299 --> 00:56:26,440 Maaf, Pak. Maaf. 658 00:56:26,700 --> 00:56:28,700 Terus siapa yang mau ngasih modal buat pinjeman? 659 00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:31,200 Kamu! Pak, jangan, Pak. 660 00:56:31,420 --> 00:56:32,900 Mau kamu yang bayar dari gaji kamu? 661 00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:34,560 Jangan, Pak. Please. Pak, jangan, Pak. 662 00:56:34,860 --> 00:56:37,560 Pokoknya beresin ini sampai nggak ada lagi sampah yang tersisa. 663 00:56:37,940 --> 00:56:39,640 Atau nggak kita berdua yang jadi sampah. 664 00:56:39,860 --> 00:56:40,860 Paham? 665 00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:42,200 Paham, Pak. Paham. 666 00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:45,880 Udah gue bilang. 667 00:56:45,900 --> 00:56:48,160 Bukan gue pelakunya, anjing. Nggak percaya, Bu Pepe? 668 00:56:49,020 --> 00:56:53,140 Setelah kau tahu ya, Bu Nyopi itu udah kuanggap saudaraku sendiri di 669 00:56:53,140 --> 00:56:54,140 perantauan. 670 00:56:55,020 --> 00:56:56,520 Eh, kenapa ini? Apa? 671 00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:59,300 Apa? Udah. Udah dong. 672 00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:02,580 Udah. Apa banget sih kalian? 673 00:57:03,140 --> 00:57:04,480 Bung Nyopi masuk penjara. 674 00:57:05,820 --> 00:57:07,680 Siapa lagi kalau bukan dia pelakunya? 675 00:57:08,100 --> 00:57:09,100 Bukan gue. 676 00:57:09,980 --> 00:57:12,620 Bukan gue, Tin. Gak mungkin dia ngaku. 677 00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:17,220 Udah lah, Bang. Abang juga gak punya buktinya, kan? Dia ini masih tendang 678 00:57:17,220 --> 00:57:18,220 sama kita. 679 00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:19,840 Terus kau lebih percaya dia? 680 00:57:32,930 --> 00:57:34,550 Jangan pernah kau hubungi aku lagi, ya! 681 00:57:41,710 --> 00:57:42,890 Gua pulang aja, Diting. 682 00:57:43,790 --> 00:57:46,930 Sejak kenal sama lo, masalah gua bukan berkurang sama sama banyak. 683 00:58:22,510 --> 00:58:26,170 Sejak kenal sama lo, matalah gue bukan berkurang mau tambah banyak. 684 00:58:36,250 --> 00:58:37,570 Gue tanyain lo! 685 00:58:39,190 --> 00:58:40,490 Gue pasti kenalin lo! 686 00:58:42,070 --> 00:58:44,430 Gue akan bantu bongkar kecurangan di kantor gue. 687 00:58:45,170 --> 00:58:46,370 Kita sama-sama nanti. 688 00:59:18,710 --> 00:59:19,710 Oke. 689 00:59:21,710 --> 00:59:24,250 Brode, yuk yuk. 690 00:59:26,570 --> 00:59:27,870 Ngapain lo malem-malem? 691 00:59:28,290 --> 00:59:29,450 Temen banget dah. 692 00:59:30,770 --> 00:59:32,330 Eh, kakak lo di rumah? 693 00:59:33,290 --> 00:59:34,290 Hah? 694 00:59:35,570 --> 00:59:37,430 Ya iya bro, bro. 695 00:59:37,950 --> 00:59:42,630 Kakak dua kan udah gede. Gue juga udah mau gede nih. Jadi kita udah punya 696 00:59:42,630 --> 00:59:44,770 urusan masing-masing kali ya. 697 00:59:45,850 --> 00:59:47,510 Gue tahu gak diangkat soalnya. 698 00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:49,680 Diblok kali lu! 699 00:59:50,140 --> 00:59:51,640 Diblok, kagak! Giji lu. 700 00:59:52,620 --> 00:59:54,620 Ini dia emang ini ya, emang biasa pulang malam kayak gini ya? 701 00:59:55,500 --> 00:59:56,500 Biasa dia, Ma. 702 00:59:57,180 --> 00:59:59,900 Hari-hari juga lembur di kantor. Eh, Giji. 703 01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:01,660 Lu liat apa Instagramnya? 704 01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:03,740 Dia posting foto hitam doang kayak gini. 705 01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:05,820 Bisa jadi lagi galau dia. 706 01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:07,220 Eh, om Sekiru udah terbaik-baik ya. 707 01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:12,080 Ini masalahnya nih, adek gua sebelum burun diri juga posting foto begitu. 708 01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:18,240 Pakak. 709 01:00:22,180 --> 01:00:23,580 Bangun! Bangun! Bangun dulu! 710 01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:27,080 Pangis mulut lo. 711 01:02:32,470 --> 01:02:35,130 Bang, dengerin penjelasan aku dulu dong, bang. Apa lagi? 712 01:02:35,530 --> 01:02:37,570 Bukan Mailo yang laporin Bu Nyopi ke polisi? 713 01:02:37,850 --> 01:02:39,550 Kalau bukan si Pepe ini, siapa lagi? 714 01:02:39,970 --> 01:02:44,090 Bang, dari awal gue gabung sama kalian, itu cuma buat cari kader buat adik gue. 715 01:02:44,390 --> 01:02:47,170 Kalau gue ngelaporin kalian ya gue goblok, namanya bego banget sih, loh. 716 01:02:47,660 --> 01:02:50,100 Udah lah, bukan waktunya kita untuk salah-salahan. 717 01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:52,120 Lagipula kayak anak kecil banget sih. 718 01:02:52,420 --> 01:02:53,420 Udah maafin kenapa? 719 01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:54,680 Baiklah. 720 01:02:54,940 --> 01:02:55,940 Ayo cepetan. 721 01:02:57,740 --> 01:02:59,400 Nah, gitu dong. 722 01:02:59,960 --> 01:03:02,900 Sekarang waktunya kita untuk bebasin Bang Yopi dari sana. 723 01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:06,080 Ajam. 724 01:03:16,970 --> 01:03:21,650 Kantor kami tidak pernah menggunakan teror sekejam itu. Kami selalu 725 01:03:21,650 --> 01:03:23,750 mengutamakan etika di atas segalanya. 726 01:03:56,620 --> 01:03:58,920 Top gaji kalian. Oh silahkan pak. 727 01:03:59,660 --> 01:04:01,100 Kami udah biasa kok kelaparan. 728 01:04:01,660 --> 01:04:03,420 Tapi kalau kami mau kok kerja terus. 729 01:04:04,420 --> 01:04:05,420 Bapak yang akan. 730 01:04:38,700 --> 01:04:40,880 Kenapa gak cerita sama Oge sih? 731 01:04:42,580 --> 01:04:46,880 Tina udah cerita sama Oge. Tapi gue lebih percaya sama Tedu daripada cucu 732 01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:47,698 Oge sendiri. 733 01:04:47,700 --> 01:04:53,080 Waktu itu, Oge gak tahu cerita yang sebenarnya, sayang. 734 01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:04,820 Sejeleknya apapun itu, yang namanya keluarga itu adalah tempat terakhir kita 735 01:05:04,820 --> 01:05:07,440 untuk kita tidak merasa sendirian. 736 01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:15,720 Iya, iya. 737 01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:18,180 Aku gak sendirian. 738 01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:21,880 Makasih, Oge. 739 01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:23,980 Enggak sayangku. 740 01:05:24,300 --> 01:05:27,000 I love you, I love you, I love you. 741 01:05:27,980 --> 01:05:28,980 Makasih, Oge. 742 01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:37,040 Kita mau gimana sih? 743 01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:38,480 Kenapa tutup-tutup mata? 744 01:05:38,740 --> 01:05:40,300 Udah, gak usah banyak cekunek kau. 745 01:05:40,700 --> 01:05:41,700 Serplas ini. 746 01:05:41,860 --> 01:05:43,140 Saya pulang tahun sudah lewat. 747 01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:45,240 Siapa pula yang ingat ulang tahun Gau? 748 01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:46,720 Jangan! Jangan! 749 01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:47,960 Jangan dulu! 750 01:05:49,780 --> 01:05:50,780 Mas, enggak? 751 01:05:54,720 --> 01:05:57,340 Ya Tuhan. 752 01:05:58,480 --> 01:06:00,620 Ini kan rasanya hidup gara bebas. 753 01:06:01,460 --> 01:06:03,420 Aduh, mama sayangin. 754 01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:05,560 Aduh. 755 01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:08,000 Apa kabar, Bong? 756 01:06:08,680 --> 01:06:12,480 Tidak penting siapa kabar, yang paling penting itu, orang ceces kabar kemana. 757 01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:13,680 Sit, sit, sit. 758 01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:16,180 Ceces aja menerus-terus. Asal. 759 01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:18,160 Asal. 760 01:06:29,020 --> 01:06:32,180 Sungguh, Nona. Saya ada niat untuk jaga Nona. 761 01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:36,620 Enggak usah ngarep. Udah agak percaya gue sama namanya cowok. 762 01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:42,410 Nona. Saya juga pernah dikecewakan sama cewek. Saya dihipnotis, saya puang, 763 01:06:42,410 --> 01:06:43,410 dirampas, habis semua. 764 01:06:44,130 --> 01:06:46,910 Saking dendamnya, saya belajar hipnotis. 765 01:06:47,150 --> 01:06:49,310 Nah, cocok tuh. 766 01:06:49,930 --> 01:06:52,190 Lo juga udah kagak percaya kan sama nimanya cewek. 767 01:06:52,610 --> 01:06:57,310 Tapi semenjak kenal Nona, rasa dendam itu pun hilang. 768 01:06:58,890 --> 01:07:00,310 Berganti jadi rasa sayang. 769 01:07:01,270 --> 01:07:06,470 Kalau Nona tidak keberatan, boleh tidak saya menjadi penjaga etik Nona. 770 01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:16,060 Ada syaratnya. Apa itu? 771 01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:17,920 Pakai masa percobaan dulu. 772 01:07:22,380 --> 01:07:25,840 Melamar anak orang kayak kelabar kerja. Ada probationnya. 773 01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:31,100 Tapi, tapi lu iain tuh, Bu. Ya iyalah. Tidak mungkin kan saya sia-siakan 774 01:07:31,100 --> 01:07:32,100 kesempatan. 775 01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:34,020 Udah lah, nggak usah sedih kau. 776 01:07:34,260 --> 01:07:35,260 Udah balik kita yuk. 777 01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:36,800 Besok kan harus kerja lagi. 778 01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:38,480 Kerja bagaimana maksudnya? 779 01:07:38,700 --> 01:07:39,700 Ya lagi lah, bodak. 780 01:07:40,140 --> 01:07:41,700 Ke lapangan kayak biasa. 781 01:07:42,630 --> 01:07:44,190 Aduh mama sayangnya. 782 01:07:44,990 --> 01:07:48,890 Sintong. Sia-sia lah saya di penjara. Kalau ujung-ujungnya harus jadi budak si 783 01:07:48,890 --> 01:07:50,690 Tedu lagi. Si Tedu lagi. 784 01:07:50,970 --> 01:07:51,788 Eh, Bung. 785 01:07:51,790 --> 01:07:53,150 Terus kita mau ngelawan lagi gitu. 786 01:07:53,690 --> 01:07:56,790 Bisa-bisa bukan cuma lo doang tuh di penjara tuh. Kita juga di penjara, Tim. 787 01:07:56,850 --> 01:07:58,010 Gimana? Gak bisa, Bung. 788 01:07:59,130 --> 01:08:01,430 Tapi apa nih bilang sama Bang Yopi tuh ada benernya juga. 789 01:08:01,770 --> 01:08:03,070 Masa kita harus nyerah gitu aja? 790 01:08:03,770 --> 01:08:04,770 Iya kan? 791 01:08:05,070 --> 01:08:06,009 Benar, setuju. 792 01:08:06,010 --> 01:08:07,010 Iya, iya. 793 01:08:07,710 --> 01:08:08,710 Adek Tina. 794 01:08:10,450 --> 01:08:11,510 Bagi orang mitkin. 795 01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:16,399 Kita tuh gak punya banyak keinginan. Ya, tapi kan kita bisa gongkar si teduh 796 01:08:16,399 --> 01:08:17,540 perlahan-lahan dari dalam. 797 01:08:18,060 --> 01:08:19,640 Setuju. Tapi jangan ada ngember. 798 01:08:20,060 --> 01:08:21,319 Apalagi ngomong sama pakarat. 799 01:08:21,660 --> 01:08:23,580 Tuh. Iya, maaf. 800 01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:26,100 Kemarin kan saya emosi jadi. 801 01:08:26,819 --> 01:08:28,359 Namanya juga dibutakan cinta. 802 01:08:28,620 --> 01:08:30,060 Cece tuh yang buta deket sama lo. 803 01:08:31,100 --> 01:08:33,460 Yaudah gini aja. Kita mulai rencananya besok. 804 01:08:34,020 --> 01:08:35,080 Setuju. Ya, set. 805 01:08:35,300 --> 01:08:36,300 Guys, kata gue mah. 806 01:08:36,540 --> 01:08:39,340 Gue juga, guys. Pokoknya kalau Bang ngulet ini, geser dulu dah. 807 01:08:39,979 --> 01:08:43,340 Lo upset tuh sama yang pegang-pegang respect doang sama Sintong. 808 01:08:48,279 --> 01:08:51,620 Tapi gue yakin sih, orang kayak Teduyeman Santoso ini gak mungkin 809 01:08:51,620 --> 01:08:55,160 nontonin tangan dia sendiri untuk membantai orang-orang kayak kita. Tapi 810 01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:56,899 dengan segala apa yang dia punya bisa aja kan. 811 01:08:57,340 --> 01:08:58,540 Kita mesti pergi mana? 812 01:08:59,160 --> 01:09:00,560 Tidak mudah loh jatuhin dia. 813 01:09:01,340 --> 01:09:02,340 Relasinya banyak. 814 01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:04,420 Ada Raja Minyak. 815 01:09:04,960 --> 01:09:06,340 Sampai ada Kolong Merat juga loh. 816 01:09:07,080 --> 01:09:08,260 Sampai YouTuber viral. 817 01:09:08,970 --> 01:09:14,149 Tapi gue yakin sih, dari semua relasinya dia itu, ada yang gagal. Dan mungkin aja 818 01:09:14,149 --> 01:09:15,149 ada yang dikasusin. 819 01:09:15,529 --> 01:09:19,729 Pernah tau ada yang kasusin dia, tapi gak pernah kelacak. Masa gak pernah 820 01:09:19,729 --> 01:09:21,490 kelacak? Coba cari tau dulu. 821 01:09:22,450 --> 01:09:26,750 Atau jangan-jangan nama Teduh Iman Santoso itu bukan nama aslinya. 822 01:09:27,470 --> 01:09:33,189 Kasus perdata tentang hutang yang melibatkan pengusaha bernama Ahmad 823 01:09:33,189 --> 01:09:35,750 Jayani. Eh, lihat deh. 824 01:09:36,270 --> 01:09:39,170 Mukanya mirip. Sengaja nih diganti. Supaya gak dilacak. 825 01:09:40,450 --> 01:09:46,729 Ahmad Jailani telah berhutang 35 miliar kepada 826 01:09:46,729 --> 01:09:52,870 seorang pengusaha yang bernama... Cikgu kenal lagi nih siapa korbannya. 827 01:10:38,269 --> 01:10:39,630 Pengen kawin. 828 01:10:39,910 --> 01:10:41,070 Eh, jangan. 829 01:10:41,390 --> 01:10:44,270 Kita kan udah nikah. Mau kawin lagi. 830 01:10:46,190 --> 01:10:50,150 Tiap hari sama kamu itu, gue kayak hamil banget. 831 01:10:56,570 --> 01:11:00,650 Oh iya, masa lupa sih semua orang ini? Ini namanya Ahmad Jelani. 832 01:11:00,910 --> 01:11:01,910 Bentar, bentar. 833 01:11:05,580 --> 01:11:08,180 Oh, Rahmat Mulyono. 834 01:11:10,020 --> 01:11:12,140 Ahmad Jailani, Bapak. 835 01:11:12,460 --> 01:11:13,720 Dul Jailani. 836 01:11:14,060 --> 01:11:17,760 Ahmad Jailani. 837 01:11:19,940 --> 01:11:22,300 Jangan hipnotis. 838 01:11:25,280 --> 01:11:26,800 Kalian ingat nggak? 839 01:11:43,310 --> 01:11:46,370 Kenapa harus dicupit dagunya? Yaitu titik lemahnya. 840 01:11:46,910 --> 01:11:48,710 Oh, brengsek, brengsek. 841 01:11:48,930 --> 01:11:51,690 Emang lu yakin titik duit itu namanya si Ahmad? 842 01:11:51,990 --> 01:11:57,110 Lu cari informasi tentang dia. Lu datang ke sana. Salam. Sukses, sukses, sukses. 843 01:11:57,330 --> 01:12:00,130 Sukses, sukses, sukses. Ah, kurang semangat. 844 01:12:00,350 --> 01:12:02,630 Salam, salam, salam. Biasa aja dong. 845 01:12:03,170 --> 01:12:09,150 Aku mau daftarin omah saya, Bang. Mau nonton duit WSW. Dari kelompok? Sendiri, 846 01:12:09,150 --> 01:12:13,180 Bang. Kami hanya menerima dari komunitas dan minimal 25 orang. 847 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:16,260 Dari mana coba kita ngumpulin 25 orang itu? 848 01:12:16,540 --> 01:12:20,400 Jatuh di sini, dicocok sama powernya, bro. Ya nggak cukup dong 25 orang. 849 01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:23,600 Oh iya. 850 01:12:42,250 --> 01:12:44,750 Ayo dong, kalian kan udah janji sama Katina. 851 01:12:45,030 --> 01:12:48,610 Yaudah gini, yaudah oke, oke kita pergi ya. Kita mau naik apa? 852 01:12:48,910 --> 01:12:50,270 Nah, Eta naik apa? 853 01:12:51,250 --> 01:12:52,370 Najis yoga! 854 01:12:52,990 --> 01:12:58,310 Jangan harap cewek-cewek berkelas kayak kita mau nih dibonceng empat sama motor 855 01:12:58,310 --> 01:13:00,670 kayak gini. Oga, gak sudi naik! 856 01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:21,400 Dari komunitas mana? 857 01:13:23,120 --> 01:13:29,420 Komunitas Sobat. Sobat-sobat. Iya, itu 858 01:13:29,420 --> 01:13:31,540 komunitas Sobat-sobat. Mana ianya? 859 01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:35,260 Di kulung-kulung, di kunyah-kunyah. 860 01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:39,080 Assalamualaikum semuanya. 861 01:13:39,260 --> 01:13:40,260 Udah, udah, udah. 862 01:13:41,100 --> 01:13:42,100 Masuk, Sam. 863 01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:43,920 Oke, guys. Yuk, masuk yuk. 864 01:13:44,700 --> 01:13:45,700 Semua, masuk. 865 01:13:46,960 --> 01:13:47,960 Monitor, masuk. 866 01:13:49,980 --> 01:13:50,980 Ya, masuk. 867 01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:54,280 Udah, lu tenang aja. Udah aman ini. 868 01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:20,780 Selamat datang di Do It Wisely. Kalian bertanya semaunya, saya jawab, semuanya! 869 01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:23,140 Do it, do it, do it! 870 01:14:24,580 --> 01:14:28,920 Tema kita hari ini sangat menarik. Kita akan bahas tentang pentingnya dana 871 01:14:28,920 --> 01:14:30,940 darurat untuk keamanan cash flow. 872 01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:34,180 Siapa di sini yang punya dana darurat? 873 01:14:35,400 --> 01:14:36,400 Tuh, tuh. 874 01:14:39,120 --> 01:14:40,120 Bagus. 875 01:14:41,260 --> 01:14:44,360 Siapa yang di sini yang dana daruratnya? 876 01:14:45,080 --> 01:14:47,080 Enam kali pengeluaran bulanan. 877 01:14:50,780 --> 01:14:52,380 Hebat. Bagus. 878 01:14:53,640 --> 01:14:55,500 Kalau gitu saya mau tanya sebaliknya. 879 01:14:55,780 --> 01:14:58,080 Siapa di sini yang gak punya dana darurat sama sekali? 880 01:15:00,580 --> 01:15:01,580 Wow. 881 01:15:02,160 --> 01:15:03,760 Kamu dari tadi angkat tangan. 882 01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:05,800 Banget sekali ya. Tengok tangan dulu, tengok masnya. 883 01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:12,520 Kalau boleh tahu, namanya siapa, Mas? 884 01:15:18,119 --> 01:15:20,800 Omski Arnold Panbehen. 885 01:15:22,220 --> 01:15:23,960 Panbek? Bulek ya? 886 01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:26,600 Mas Omski datang ke sini sama siapa? 887 01:15:27,020 --> 01:15:28,100 Sama Oma. 888 01:15:28,460 --> 01:15:31,200 Muda sekali Omanya. Masih cantik loh. 889 01:15:31,440 --> 01:15:34,340 Pede sama cucunya ya. Usianya terlihat sudah matang. 890 01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:37,240 Jangan baper. 891 01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:39,200 Saya ingin bertanya, Pak. 892 01:15:39,700 --> 01:15:42,520 Tentang pinjaman-pinjaman online gitu, Pak. 893 01:15:42,760 --> 01:15:45,700 Ada baiknya kita tetap di topik kita hari ini ya. 894 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:47,160 Dana darurat. 895 01:15:47,600 --> 01:15:49,020 Nah, pas banget. 896 01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:52,740 Saya ingin membahas kasus-kasus pinjol yang lagi viral ini, Pak. 897 01:15:52,980 --> 01:15:55,400 Yang namanya juga duit darurat. 898 01:15:57,280 --> 01:15:59,580 Saya tahu itu perusahaan Bapak sendiri, kan? 899 01:16:04,060 --> 01:16:07,420 Akhir-akhir ini, emang banyak banget penipuan online. 900 01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:12,320 Mungkin nama saya dipakai untuk ngedongkrak perusahaan pinjaman online 901 01:16:12,320 --> 01:16:13,320 ilegal itu. 902 01:16:16,560 --> 01:16:22,160 Soal penipuan ini akan banyak kita bahas di segmen selanjutnya. Saksikan setelah 903 01:16:22,160 --> 01:16:23,720 jeda iklan berikut ini. 904 01:16:45,740 --> 01:16:47,180 Bukan, Pak. Gara-gara kamu nanya tadi. 905 01:16:48,980 --> 01:16:49,959 Ibu juga. 906 01:16:49,960 --> 01:16:50,960 Silahkan, Bu. 907 01:16:51,180 --> 01:16:52,640 Pelan-pelan, Pak. 908 01:16:54,580 --> 01:16:56,420 Harus nanya. 909 01:16:56,680 --> 01:16:58,520 Bukan hadiah. 910 01:17:15,980 --> 01:17:20,120 Keduh, di sini lo buka sesi Q&A lagi aja supaya nggak awkward. Tanyain penonton 911 01:17:20,120 --> 01:17:21,120 -penonton lain. 912 01:17:21,260 --> 01:17:23,440 Kembali lagi ke Do It Wisely. 913 01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:27,280 Saya yang bertanya semuanya, saya jawab semuanya. 914 01:17:28,140 --> 01:17:29,680 Do it, do it, do it. 915 01:17:30,640 --> 01:17:34,860 Kita langsung aja masuk ke sesi tanya jawab. Tapi saya berharap pertanyaan 916 01:17:34,860 --> 01:17:36,920 tidak melenceng dari topik kita hari ini ya. 917 01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:40,720 Duit darurat. Eh, maaf. 918 01:17:41,280 --> 01:17:42,540 Maksud saya dana darurat. 919 01:17:43,540 --> 01:17:45,280 Oke, silakan bertanya. 920 01:17:47,219 --> 01:17:48,560 Wah, banyak sekali. 921 01:17:50,060 --> 01:17:51,660 Antusias banget penonton kita hari ini. 922 01:17:51,940 --> 01:17:52,759 Bagus, bagus. 923 01:17:52,760 --> 01:17:53,760 Ya, silakan. 924 01:17:54,480 --> 01:17:55,480 Dasar lintah darat. 925 01:17:55,840 --> 01:17:57,700 Makan duit dari harga keringat orang lain. 926 01:17:58,160 --> 01:18:00,780 Tetan. Mbak, tenang. 927 01:18:01,400 --> 01:18:03,620 Hah? Coba, nafas dulu. 928 01:18:05,260 --> 01:18:06,260 Henguskan. 929 01:18:06,620 --> 01:18:07,860 Curhat kalau ada masalah. 930 01:18:08,140 --> 01:18:10,820 Silakan, ayo. Bapak mau curhat? Dengerin curhat saya ya. 931 01:18:15,430 --> 01:18:19,850 Mbak, kalau sakit ya ke dokter, Mbak. Saya memang ahli, tapi bukan ahli 932 01:18:19,850 --> 01:18:21,390 kesehatan. Saya ahli finansial. 933 01:18:25,530 --> 01:18:29,510 Nyu, Nyu, acara makin kacau nih. Kita stop aja sih acaranya. Lo pikir ini 934 01:18:29,510 --> 01:18:31,570 acara Youtube yang bisa lo stop-stopin aku dulu? 935 01:18:31,870 --> 01:18:33,310 Terus program pergantinya apa? 936 01:18:34,050 --> 01:18:35,250 Sarmonyet, pake jar! 937 01:18:38,090 --> 01:18:40,030 Kamu teh kasep, tapi amat! 938 01:18:40,370 --> 01:18:42,390 Adek, kalian tuh semua salah paham. Monyet! 939 01:18:47,340 --> 01:18:48,239 Abis kan? 940 01:18:48,240 --> 01:18:49,179 Mampus lo. 941 01:18:49,180 --> 01:18:52,560 Gila nih motivatornya. Ngajarin orang gak boleh ngutang-ngutang. Kau tuh 942 01:18:52,560 --> 01:18:53,600 bisnisnya punya lilekal. 943 01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:54,858 Gemel lo. 944 01:18:54,860 --> 01:18:56,180 Mau dikasih paham? Iya. 945 01:18:58,420 --> 01:19:01,640 Gila juga nih perempuan. Berani juga nih dia. Kalo ada disitu tuh. 946 01:19:02,360 --> 01:19:03,360 Abis tuh. 947 01:19:03,400 --> 01:19:05,460 Ngancur image program gue kalo gini caranya. 948 01:19:07,100 --> 01:19:11,180 Kau mati. 949 01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:14,520 Berhenti live-nya nih. Baru digampar. 950 01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:16,600 Thailand-nya diketenya. 951 01:19:19,889 --> 01:19:23,230 Bu, kamu ikut aku ya, Bu. Eh, mau ke mana, Tim? 952 01:19:23,470 --> 01:19:24,470 Mau nyopi? 953 01:19:24,850 --> 01:19:27,350 Woy, mana orang itu, ah? 954 01:19:29,790 --> 01:19:30,790 Loh, loh, loh. 955 01:19:30,910 --> 01:19:31,910 Ada apa? 956 01:19:32,510 --> 01:19:33,510 Kalian siapa? 957 01:19:34,550 --> 01:19:36,230 Nggak pernah lihat sebelumnya? 958 01:19:36,910 --> 01:19:37,910 ID card mana? 959 01:19:40,150 --> 01:19:41,150 ID card. 960 01:19:42,250 --> 01:19:43,810 Kau lihat capung tangan. 961 01:19:46,230 --> 01:19:47,530 Dalam hitungan ketiga. 962 01:19:48,300 --> 01:19:49,980 Kau mundur sampai ke aner. 963 01:19:50,960 --> 01:19:51,960 Satu. 964 01:19:53,700 --> 01:19:54,700 Dua. 965 01:20:06,700 --> 01:20:08,740 Akhirnya, aku bisa hipnotis orang juga. 966 01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:11,480 Hati-hati di jalan, Rok. 967 01:20:50,599 --> 01:20:51,599 Maaf, 968 01:20:52,140 --> 01:20:53,140 ini acara saya. 969 01:20:53,900 --> 01:20:54,900 Mbak siapa ya? 970 01:20:55,120 --> 01:20:58,740 Hari ini episodenya sangat spesial, Pak Teduh. Di depan kita sudah ada korban 971 01:20:58,740 --> 01:21:03,340 -korban dari Pak Teduh. Dan saya bawa korban terakhir dari Pak Teduh. Silahkan 972 01:21:03,340 --> 01:21:04,340 masuk. 973 01:21:04,440 --> 01:21:05,440 Ini siapa? 974 01:21:07,140 --> 01:21:08,140 Siapa ini? 975 01:21:08,220 --> 01:21:09,260 Nama saya Ma'il. 976 01:21:09,600 --> 01:21:14,900 Adik saya Adam bunuh diri karena telit hutang duit. Jangan asal nuduh. 977 01:21:15,940 --> 01:21:21,500 Sobat meleksinansial. Saya pastikan ini semua bohong. Ini semua bohong. 978 01:21:25,840 --> 01:21:30,120 Bukan, bukan, bukan, bukan. Saya selalu bilang, saya selalu bilang, jangan 979 01:21:30,120 --> 01:21:34,460 berhutang. Mana mungkin saya punya perusahaan pinjaman online ilegal. 980 01:21:34,840 --> 01:21:35,579 Pak Oyo. 981 01:21:35,580 --> 01:21:37,680 Eh, kamu ikut quiz juga, main gas. 982 01:21:38,040 --> 01:21:40,480 Ya ampun, Pak Oyo. Pak Oyo harus ingat orang ini. 983 01:21:40,880 --> 01:21:43,940 Orang ini udah nipu Pak Oyo, dan orang itu adalah dia, Pak Oyo. 984 01:21:44,180 --> 01:21:48,060 Coba, Pak Oyo, ingat-ingat lagi. Waktu itu, berapa tahun yang lalu, Pak Oyo 985 01:21:48,060 --> 01:21:49,740 udah habis uangnya, Pak, sama dia, Pak. 986 01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:11,840 Sampai saya jatuh mikir sekarang nih. Ngaku! Saya bukan orangnya, Pak. 987 01:22:12,060 --> 01:22:13,500 Ngaku! Kamu amat jalanin kan? 988 01:22:14,420 --> 01:22:17,160 Ini dia amat nih! Amat! Bukan! 989 01:22:17,540 --> 01:22:18,540 Amat! Bukan! 990 01:22:18,900 --> 01:22:19,900 Bukan! Bukan! 991 01:22:19,980 --> 01:22:21,800 Bukan! Bukan! 992 01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:23,400 Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! 993 01:22:23,520 --> 01:22:23,700 Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! 994 01:22:23,700 --> 01:22:23,700 Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! 995 01:22:23,700 --> 01:22:23,860 Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! 996 01:22:23,860 --> 01:22:24,800 Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! 997 01:22:24,800 --> 01:22:25,800 Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! Bukan! B 998 01:22:37,230 --> 01:22:43,770 Pemirsa pakar finansial Teduh Iman Santoso alias Ahmad Jailani diduga telah 999 01:22:43,770 --> 01:22:48,810 melanggar aturan yang ditatapkan OJK lewat bisnis pinjaman online ilegal 1000 01:22:48,810 --> 01:22:50,310 bernama duit darurat. 1001 01:22:50,730 --> 01:22:55,810 Saat ini keberadaan Teduh tidak diketahui dan kemungkinan Teduh telah 1002 01:22:55,810 --> 01:22:57,170 marikan diri ke luar negeri. 1003 01:23:04,050 --> 01:23:05,490 Seperti yang kita tahu. 1004 01:23:05,930 --> 01:23:11,910 Belakangan ini, banyak kasus viral tentang pinjol ilegal. 1005 01:23:12,950 --> 01:23:15,210 Pinjol ilegal itu jahat! 1006 01:23:16,030 --> 01:23:18,770 Jahat! Pinjol ilegal itu jahat! 1007 01:23:20,790 --> 01:23:27,430 Tapi, tamu-tamu kita kali ini, mantan karyawan pinjol 1008 01:23:27,430 --> 01:23:30,310 ilegal duit darurat. Tepuk tangan emang dulu! 1009 01:23:33,230 --> 01:23:39,330 So, without any further ado, Please welcome, Mail, Cina, 1010 01:23:39,530 --> 01:23:42,450 Sintong, Bung Jopie. 1011 01:23:42,730 --> 01:23:49,070 Kalian ini kan sebenarnya bisa dibilang sudah menolong banyak orang yang kelilit 1012 01:23:49,070 --> 01:23:52,290 sama pinjol ilegal kantor kalian. 1013 01:23:52,630 --> 01:23:57,330 Mungkin bisa diceritakan sedikit bagaimana hidup kalian belakangan ini. 1014 01:23:58,550 --> 01:24:01,690 Biasa saja sih, Bung. Kami begini-begini saja. 1015 01:24:01,930 --> 01:24:02,930 Tidak ada perubahan. 1016 01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:08,860 Tidak kaya juga dalam si malam. Ya, memang saya setuju ya. Tidak ada yang 1017 01:24:08,860 --> 01:24:09,779 instan ya. 1018 01:24:09,780 --> 01:24:14,060 Tapi, kalian puas gak sih? Kalian kan udah membongkar, menguap ini semua gitu. 1019 01:24:16,120 --> 01:24:17,340 Dibilang puas sih enggak ya. 1020 01:24:18,740 --> 01:24:19,740 Kenapa? 1021 01:24:20,100 --> 01:24:22,840 Ya, nyawa adik saya sampai malayan. 1022 01:24:25,240 --> 01:24:28,900 Dan gak ada balasan yang sepadan aja sih. Bahkan sampai sekarang pun, sampai 1023 01:24:28,900 --> 01:24:31,720 hari ini, Tidur Iban Santoso masih belum ada kabarnya. 1024 01:24:32,440 --> 01:24:33,580 Tapi ya kita... 1025 01:24:33,930 --> 01:24:36,990 Nggak akan pernah kita berhenti buat nyari keadilan. Itu wajib. 1026 01:24:37,970 --> 01:24:42,970 Kalau bicara keadilan, saya pikir itu hanya untuk orang-orang kaya saja. 1027 01:24:44,270 --> 01:24:49,190 Orang-orang yang punya jabatan, dan pastinya yang good looking. 1028 01:24:49,530 --> 01:24:52,690 Nah, tepat sekali. Kalau kita ngomong masalah good looking, kita perlu 1029 01:24:52,690 --> 01:24:54,750 pendapat dari orang yang paling good looking di sini. 1030 01:24:54,970 --> 01:24:56,510 Sudah pasti dong. Gimana-gimana? 1031 01:24:56,850 --> 01:24:59,670 Oke, kita langsung saja tanya ke Tina bagaimana menurut kamu. 1032 01:25:00,290 --> 01:25:02,170 Menurut aku sih hidup itu memang nggak adil ya. 1033 01:25:03,370 --> 01:25:06,410 Kayak apa yang kita mau tuh belum tentu hidup bakal kasih semuanya. 1034 01:25:08,370 --> 01:25:12,910 Palingan sekarang ya pintar-pintar aja untuk ngambil kesempatan apa yang udah 1035 01:25:12,910 --> 01:25:13,910 dikasih. 1036 01:25:14,090 --> 01:25:18,930 Pemirsa pakar finansial Tedu Iman Santoso baru saja diangkat menjadi... 1037 01:25:18,930 --> 01:25:19,930 Ada lagi dia! 1038 01:25:20,410 --> 01:25:22,070 Yang si Tedu itu! 1039 01:25:22,650 --> 01:25:23,650 Kok kamu tau dia? 1040 01:25:23,870 --> 01:25:29,970 Dan akan membantu investasi dan ekonomi negara. Ya, pada akhirnya orang licik 1041 01:25:29,970 --> 01:25:31,770 akan selalu mendapatkan kesempatan kedua. 1042 01:25:32,300 --> 01:25:35,640 Karena masyarakat kita begitu pelupa dan pemaaf. 1043 01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:43,400 Dan kalau udah gitu, targetnya siapa lagi kalau bukan kita-kita? 1044 01:25:46,180 --> 01:25:51,980 Orang yang gak punya duit, gak punya kuasa, gak punya cukup pengetahuan untuk 1045 01:25:51,980 --> 01:25:55,540 ngelawan. Alhamdulillah, gue menang lagi. Menang lagi. 1046 01:25:56,640 --> 01:25:59,500 Lupa ada yang ada di sini, gue traktir minuman. 1047 01:26:01,930 --> 01:26:02,930 Langsung sikat aja. 1048 01:26:03,710 --> 01:26:05,290 Ambil, ambil, ambil. 1049 01:26:07,450 --> 01:26:08,770 Depo lagi, depo lagi. 1050 01:26:09,370 --> 01:26:11,110 Bro, judulin. 1051 01:26:11,830 --> 01:26:12,830 Judul. 1052 01:26:14,170 --> 01:26:15,910 Lo tau gak risikonya apa? 1053 01:26:16,590 --> 01:26:17,970 Risikonya gue menang, bro. 1054 01:26:18,390 --> 01:26:20,190 Bisa, duit gampang dari sini. 1055 01:26:20,930 --> 01:26:26,490 Gue yakin, kasus-kasus pinjaman online ilegal ini pasti mati satu tumbuh 1056 01:26:26,490 --> 01:26:27,490 seribu. 1057 01:26:29,290 --> 01:26:30,290 Mr. Josh. 1058 01:26:39,180 --> 01:26:42,380 Dan ingat, ini semua gak akan berhenti di situ aja. 1059 01:26:42,660 --> 01:26:45,160 Jadi, jangan pernah lengah. 1060 01:27:03,580 --> 01:27:05,000 Kenapa? Kenapa? 1061 01:27:08,650 --> 01:27:09,650 Wah, gila kalian! 1062 01:27:15,050 --> 01:27:16,170 Rasain lo, anjek! 1063 01:27:16,650 --> 01:27:19,090 Monyet lo memangnya! Kayak binasang lo! 1064 01:27:19,810 --> 01:27:20,810 Enak! 1065 01:27:23,070 --> 01:27:24,070 Hey! 1066 01:27:29,130 --> 01:27:30,130 Sini, kalian! 1067 01:27:38,150 --> 01:27:39,630 Terima kasih 1068 01:27:39,630 --> 01:27:54,150 telah 1069 01:27:54,150 --> 01:28:02,210 menonton 1070 01:28:08,040 --> 01:28:09,040 Mari, Bos. 1071 01:28:27,960 --> 01:28:29,600 Kasih nafas dulu, Bos. 1072 01:28:34,420 --> 01:28:35,420 Lama. 1073 01:29:04,460 --> 01:29:07,260 Terima kasih. 1074 01:29:20,460 --> 01:29:26,120 Japer Japer Japer Japer Japer 1075 01:29:26,120 --> 01:29:33,000 Japer Japer Japer Japer Japer Japer 1076 01:30:09,270 --> 01:30:12,070 Terima kasih 1077 01:30:12,070 --> 01:30:22,010 telah 1078 01:30:22,010 --> 01:30:22,959 menonton. 1079 01:30:22,960 --> 01:30:25,540 Kepala pushing, sikap pilih. 1080 01:30:26,120 --> 01:30:32,900 Cha-cha-chopper, cha-cha-chopper. Cha-cha-chopper, cha 1081 01:30:32,900 --> 01:30:39,300 -cha-chopper. Cha-cha-chopper, cha-cha-chopper. 1082 01:30:52,490 --> 01:30:53,650 Sikat biji semua. 1083 01:30:53,870 --> 01:31:00,070 Mau ngedit? CKP leceh. Sangat pacar? CKP leceh. 1084 01:31:00,330 --> 01:31:01,970 Jalan-jalan dong? 1085 01:31:02,310 --> 01:31:05,230 CKP leceh. Ajak nonton? 1086 01:31:05,650 --> 01:31:06,910 CKP leceh. 1087 01:31:20,310 --> 01:31:27,070 Jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh-jauh 1088 01:31:27,070 --> 01:31:28,630 -jauh 1089 01:31:28,630 --> 01:31:34,230 -jauh 1090 01:31:34,230 --> 01:31:39,030 -jauh- 1091 01:31:48,620 --> 01:31:55,020 Terima kasih telah menonton! 1092 01:32:31,460 --> 01:32:37,440 Terima kasih telah menonton! 74687