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- I don't really get into
the Christmas spirit that well.
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It's just everyone is too
stressed out this time of year.
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Nobody just wants to hang out.
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Ricky coming home this year,
that might be make it better.
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It's just kind of a lonely
time of year for me.
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What are you doing?
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Give me my yarn back.
That's not for fucking with.
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Every Christmas,
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it's the same thing.
This present's staring me
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in the face
saying, Open me, open me.
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But... I said I wouldn't open it
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until I was with my family.
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And you never know,
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this might be the year
that they come back, maybe.
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- Yeah, Bubbles has had
that present for years.
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His parents left it for them
the year they went away.
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And he doesn't want to open it
until they come back
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which is actually pretty sad
because they aren't going to.
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But I guess he knows that.
He just likes to hang on to it
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and think about his family
at Christmas time, you know.
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- All right,
I'll see you later on.
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- Wait. Where are going?
- Just going out.
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- Well, wait for me.
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- Merry Christmas, Jules.
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Got you a little something.
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A mistletoe belt buckle.
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I made a special Christmas
present for Julian.
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It's a mistletoe belt buckle.
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- You're supposed to smooch
whoever's under the mistletoe.
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So it's not too hard
to figure out
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what she's trying to say.
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- I've got something
to tell you.
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Ricky's getting out of jail
today. I bailed him out.
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So maybe you should
give that to him
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because I'm not wearing it.
All right.
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- You bailed him out.
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- Yeah.
- Why didn't you tell me?
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- Luce, we should go.
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- Julian, he gets really greasy
around this time of year.
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Stealing presents out of trunk
s and stealing Christmas trees,
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anything he can get his hands on
to make a buck
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or to get Lucy off his back.
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- Julian is so obvious
sometimes. He's going around
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telling everyone that
he's getting Ricky out of jail
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so that Ricky and Lucy can spend
some quality time together.
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He's just tired of Lucy trying
to bang him all the time
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and wants to pawn her off
on Ricky.
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- Christmas to me is about
one thing, money.
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- Registration, no license,
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no inspection.
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Great, Bubble - shovel
the fucking thing out first.
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- If you want to be part
of this contest,
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you have to buy the lights
from me.
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- Julian, I'm not driving
that car.
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- Yes.
- It's not legal for the road.
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- Bubbles, I'm taking
a contest call. One minute.
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- Julian's having his Christmas
contest.
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He has it every year.
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Whoever has the best
set of lights in the park
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wins a great big TV.
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- Julian has got his big gang
of morons out stealing
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Christmas lights
from the Scotsdale Subdivision
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He resells them to people
in the park
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and they have this big
competition,
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who can buy the most light
s from Julian
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wins a big screen TV. Where do
you think the TV came from?
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- Sets of lights, trees
and stolen presents.
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Listen to him back there.
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Fucking Donald Trump.
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- Cool. Check it out, Trev,
it's a kids tool set.
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- I believe it's got little
bolts and everything, James.
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- Jamie, Jamie,
I said no kids presents.
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Did I tell you guys that, huh?
Did I tell you guys that?
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- It's kind of hard to tel
I what they are
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when they're wrapped
and inside a car.
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- Jamie smarten the fuck up.
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- Don't worry, Bubbs, no one's
going to pull you over.
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Come on, man,
do this for Ricky and Lucy.
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We've got to get them back
together for Christmas.
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- But I'll make you a deal
though, you and Ricky
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are hanging out with me all
Christmas day having a bonfire.
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- I've got a lot of paper work
to do tomorrow.
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- I've got a lot too,
so forget it, no deal.
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- Maybe for a bit, okay. But
please, be careful with the car.
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- Julian, I'm not going
to hurt the car.
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It's your grandmothers. I know.
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- It's Ricky's car now. And
don't forget to tell him that.
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- I won't.
- Thanks, buddy.
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- Can you give me a push,
Mr. Lahey?
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- Go nice and easy. Go.
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- Put some balls into it.
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- Is that fucking hash I smell?
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Doug, you've got fucking hash,
don't you.
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I'm here smoking weed
and you've got hash.
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There's nothing better than
being in jail at Christmas.
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Guards let you party
for twelve days straight.
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Got no fucking work chores or
book readings or Christmas trees
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or giving gifts
or fucking lights.
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Fuck all that bullshit.
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Let's get fucked up.
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- Ricky, you've got someone here
to see you.
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- What are you talking about?
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- Bubbles what are you doing
here, buddy?
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- Hey, Ricky, Julian bailed
you out. You're out.
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- What.
- Get your stuff.
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- Bubbles, no. I've got
twelve days of break.
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Come back in twelve days.
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- Ricky, what are you
talking about?
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Come on. We're getting you out.
Sign out.
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- Oh, I don't want to leave now.
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What the fuck's he doing
bailing me out.
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Fuck! Stevo!
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Stevo, go get my shit.
I'm getting the fucking out.
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Christmas is fucking ruined.
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I can't believe Julian
bailed me out.
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He knows how fucking cool
it is at Christmas
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and he ruins it any ways.
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Julian's up to something,
I fuckin' know he is.
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Jesus Christ!
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Dougie, fucking Chris
passed out again.
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I told you. He's drinking rum
and smoking weed.
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Keep him on the hash. You can't
smoke weed and drink rum.
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I haven't been out for fucking
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Christmas since Trinity
was born.
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How the fuck do I handle
Christmas, man?
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- Ricky, you think I know how
to deal with Christmas?
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- Holy fuck! Isn't that the car
Julian stored?
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- Yeah, he did. And guess what,
Ricky, it's yours now.
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Christmas present from Julian.
It's your car.
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- No way.
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- He wants you to impress Lucy
so he gave it to you.
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Lucy's in love with you again.
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- Lucy's in love with me again?
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- Apparently.
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- Fuck!
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- Ricky, what's wrong.
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- I was wondering what dad's
are supposed to do at Christmas.
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Do you think I'll be able to get
a hold of Santa Claus
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to deal with all this shit,
or what, man?
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- Ricky, fuck!
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Oh my God. What are you doing?
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- I don't know, that fucking
transmission
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must be fucked up or something.
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- Is the transmission drunk,
Ricky? Cause you are.
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- Fuck!
- Be careful.
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Oh my God!
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- Bubbles, it's winter time.
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I'm not used to driving this.
I'm usually in jail.
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- Ricky, you should have let
me drive, I think.
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- We better get out of here
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before the fucking guards
see this shit.
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- Rock it, Barb. Rock it.
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- I'm rocking it.
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- Slower, Barb. Slower.
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Barb, slower.
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Stop hold it and turn it off.
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- Off.
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- Fuck.
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- Don't tell me they let you
out of jail.
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- Get this car out of the way.
We've got to get through.
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- Welcome back, Rick.
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- Jim gets a bit stressed out
this time of the year.
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I have tremendous
responsibilities at the church
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and Jim tries to help out, but
he starts thinking about liquor
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like clockwork and he's counting
the minutes.
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- Barb says it's okay for me
to have a couple of drinks.
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Why not? I deserve it.
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I'm not an alcoholic.
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I just enjoy a couple of drinks
at Christmas time.
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- You know he gets so drunk.
He can't remember anything.
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He falls down completely wasted,
totally annihilated.
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But to be fair, you know,
it must be hard for him
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so I don't mind letting him rip
one day a year. Christmas day.
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- Nothing is going to ruin
this Christmas.
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- Merry Christmas, Rick.
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- What is so fucking merry
about it? Move the fucking car.
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- Don't push me, Ricky?
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- Jim, just ignore him.
Move the car.
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- How can I move the car, Barb.
The car is stuck.
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- Lahey, get a shovel and
get it out of the fucking way
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or I'm going to press right
through the fucking thing.
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- Park the car down the road
and walk to where you going.
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- Jim, do you want to lose your
Christmas liquor privileges?
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- You heard, Lahey.
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Move the fucking car or you're
not getting drunk at Christmas.
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- I'm getting drunk
at Christmas
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and even you aren't
going to stop me.
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- You want to fucking go?
You want to fucking go?
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- That's it. No liquor this
year. I'm serious, Jim. Come on.
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- What a shame.
No drunk Lahey this year.
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- You are going to regret
this, Ricky.
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- Really. You're going to regret
not moving your car.
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I'm driving, Bubbs.
- Ricky.
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- Look what you've done, Jim.
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No liquor, Jim.
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- We've got to fucking talk
right now.
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How dare you bail me
out of fucking jail
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at Christmas time, man. You've
ruined my fucking Christmas.
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- Thanks a lot for the pop,
Julian.
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- It's good to see you too, Rick.
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- Listen. I'm going to teach
you something.
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Christmas is about family
not about jail, all right?
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Sorry I got you out so early,
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but I've got some good news
for you.
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Lucy has been talking about you
non-stop.
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She wants to get back together
with you.
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- You better not be playing
with me.
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- I'm going to help you out
here, get you a job,
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a company car. You're going to
start working for me
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first thing tomorrow morning
. What do you say about that?
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The New Yorker's yours, bud.
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What fucking strings have you
contracted
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to this fucking thing?
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- It's the same thing
we've been doing every year,
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Christmas remarketing.
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We're making a shit-load
of money this year.
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- Stealing fucking presents
out of trunks again.
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- Fine. How are you going to get
presents for Trinity and Luce?
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I'm going to set you up
big time, Ricky. That's how.
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- You think you're fucking
Santa Claus all of a sudden.
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You're not fucking Santa Claus,
Julian.
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And I don't need your fucking
cherry trees.
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I haven't always had
the best Christmas.
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But Santa always showed up.
Always.
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There's no reason he will not
this year. Fuck, Julian.
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- Hey. How's it going?
- Hey.
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- Hey, Ricky.
- Hi, Sarah.
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Is Trin still up?
- No, she's at my mom's.
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I only just found out that you
were getting back today, Rick.
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- That sucks.
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I was just wondering
if I could talk to you.
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Actually alone.
Sarah do you mind?
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Just talk to Lucy.
Just me and her.
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- Ricky, it can't be the same
bullshit as it was before.
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- Lucy, I thought you wanted
to get back together with me.
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- Well I do. You know,
maybe if you figure out
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all this Christmas stuff,
you know.
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- Lucy, like whatever it takes.
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- I'm really glad you said that
because you know what,
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I came up with a list of stuff.
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And if you can pull this
together man, like,
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it would be perfect
and we could really
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finally figure it out, you know.
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What do you think?
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- Yeah. It's no problem.
246
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Santa Claus will take care
of all of this stuff.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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- Fuck, man, that would be
great.
249
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- I just asked Lucy
to put together
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some conditions to give
to Ricky
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so we have a good family
oriented Christmas this year.
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Things on the list are not
showing up drunk
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for Christmas dinner, filling
up our furnace tank with oil.
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He needs to get at least
seven presents for Trinity.
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And Lucy really wants a fur
coat, so that's on the list too.
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00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:45,529
- Hey, Dad.
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- Ricky, buddy. Ah man,
it's great to have you home.
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Hey, man. Country liquor
from the valley, boy.
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Some hoosh. Get that into you.
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Come on, Ricky.
Drink it up, buddy.
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00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:57,076
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Bubbs.
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- Listen, you mind if I hang
out with you guys for a bit?
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- Come on, boys, drink up.
264
00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:05,084
- Listen, if I'm interrupting
any father/son stuff,
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00:13:05,119 --> 00:13:07,551
you give me the word
and I'm out.
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00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:09,088
- No problem, Bubbles.
Stay where you are, buddy.
267
00:13:09,588 --> 00:13:12,091
So tell me, buddy, what did
you learn about being a man
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00:13:12,126 --> 00:13:13,592
on the inside this time
around, man?
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- Dad, not this shit.
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00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:18,062
- No shit, Ricky, I'm talking
about your soul.
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And we're going to midnight
mass tomorrow too, boys.
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- No.
- That's the way it goes.
273
00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:24,353
What did you learn
about being a man?
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- Mostly just family stuff.
I mean.
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Well, a man is supposed to...
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always be thinking about stuff
about his family,
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and for to make himself
to do things
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that are going to gooder the
family around or gooder it up.
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And that is what is a man.
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- Yeah. No, you're right.
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00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:47,876
But did you ever wonder about
why a smart guy like you
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00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:50,629
is on this earth, Rick?
Smart guy with a good soul.
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00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:52,131
A good guy that shouldn't be
in jail.
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00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:53,597
- Dad, don't be dissing jail.
285
00:13:53,632 --> 00:13:54,633
Seriously, don't fucking
diss jail.
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00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:56,100
- I'm not dissing jail, buddy.
287
00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:57,636
I'm talking about
your spirituality here.
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Come on, your spirituality.
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00:13:58,940 --> 00:14:00,139
- I write letters every year.
290
00:14:00,639 --> 00:14:02,891
I'm sending a letter
to the Big Guy tomorrow.
291
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:05,144
So, it's taken care of. Done.
No problem.
292
00:14:05,179 --> 00:14:07,111
- Huh.
293
00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:09,113
- The letters. You and mom
got me to write them
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00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:11,150
every year at Christmas.
I'm sending on off tomorrow.
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00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:14,403
- To Santa Claus, Rick?
- Yeah, the Big Guy.
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00:14:14,438 --> 00:14:17,156
- The Big Guy?
The Big Guy, that's God, Ricky.
297
00:14:17,656 --> 00:14:20,409
- Yeah God.
That's what I said, Santa.
298
00:14:20,444 --> 00:14:23,162
- Ricky, you know
that Santa and God
299
00:14:23,197 --> 00:14:25,164
aren't the same guy, right?
300
00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:27,131
- Dad, you didn't know that?
Think about it.
301
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,668
How do you think he gets
around the world in one night?
302
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:32,636
Of course he's the same person.
Right, Bubbs?
303
00:14:32,671 --> 00:14:36,175
- No, Ricky. Santa and God,
that's two different things.
304
00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:37,676
- What?
305
00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:42,146
Oh, my fuck!
306
00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:44,148
You know I did maybe think
307
00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:46,650
that I fucked that up,
I wasn't sure.
308
00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:50,689
I didn't want to say anything
just in case Santa was God.
309
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:52,691
But obviously, probably
wouldn't it piss him off
310
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,710
that I mixed them up like that?
311
00:14:54,745 --> 00:14:56,660
- Jesus! Yeah, Ricky, but...
312
00:14:56,695 --> 00:14:58,697
- You never mixed that up?
- No.
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00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:01,165
- Bubbs, you never mixed
that up?
314
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:04,203
- No, Ricky, I've never mixed
that one up.
315
00:15:04,703 --> 00:15:06,705
Ricky, were you counting
on Santa
316
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,707
to bring presents to Trinity?
317
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:12,211
- Yeah. What, Santa's
not coming now?
318
00:15:12,246 --> 00:15:14,713
- No, Rick. No.
319
00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:16,180
- Well, that's fucking bullshit.
320
00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:18,717
Well, I've got no presents.
What am I suppose to do?
321
00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,219
I need presents for Lucy
and Trinity.
322
00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:25,224
Great. Christmas is fucked.
323
00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:34,232
- If Ricky thinks he can
fuck up my Christmas
324
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,700
drinking privileges,
he is sadly mistaken.
325
00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:39,738
They fuck up my Christmas,
I fuck up their Christmas.
326
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,757
- I'm begging you.
Just take me with you.
327
00:15:41,792 --> 00:15:43,742
- All right, I'm going to be
a nice guy
328
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,209
and give you a second chance.
329
00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:46,745
But let me make myself clear, Rick,
330
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:48,212
I'm running a business here.
331
00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:50,714
I don't give a fuck about Lucy
and all that shit.
332
00:15:50,749 --> 00:15:53,252
So you do your Christmas
shopping on your time, not mine.
333
00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:54,718
Are we clear?
- Yeah, man.
334
00:15:54,753 --> 00:15:55,719
Thanks, Julian.
I really appreciate it.
335
00:15:55,754 --> 00:15:58,757
- It's nothing personal.
It's just business, all right?
336
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,260
- Hey, Bubbs.
- Hey, boys. What are you up to?
337
00:16:01,295 --> 00:16:03,262
Listen, can you guys help me
round up
338
00:16:03,297 --> 00:16:04,728
some wood for a bonfire?
339
00:16:04,763 --> 00:16:08,267
- Sure, buddy. Just going to
head down to the mall first.
340
00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:10,269
- Boys, get these trees
delivered. Come on.
341
00:16:10,769 --> 00:16:13,772
- Hurry the fuck up. We've got
to go down to the mall.
342
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,274
Fucking nerds.
343
00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:17,241
- Nerds.
344
00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:20,779
- What the fuck are you guys
doing? Grab a tree.
345
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:23,747
Both of you. One each.
346
00:16:23,782 --> 00:16:25,784
- You want one of these ones?
- Just grab a fucking tree.
347
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,751
- Nerds, let's go.
348
00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:30,288
- Julian, I can't get the tree
out. It's stuck.
349
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,791
- You can't get the tree out
cause you're a nerd.
350
00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:37,296
Why are there two nerds
carrying one tree?
351
00:16:37,331 --> 00:16:38,815
One tree per nerd.
352
00:16:38,850 --> 00:16:40,299
Goddamn fucking nerds.
353
00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:52,776
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
354
00:16:52,811 --> 00:16:55,279
- Ricky! Fuck, man.
What are you doing?
355
00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:57,816
- Sorry, man. I'm not used
to this driving in winter stuff.
356
00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:00,319
Fuck, man, it's a big car.
357
00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:01,785
Is this a scratch?
358
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:03,787
Just take it out of my first
fucking pay cheque.
359
00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:06,825
- Every bit of damage you do
to this car, you're fixing.
360
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,292
- All right.
361
00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:10,078
- For fuckssakes!
362
00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,795
- Jesus, Ricky.
363
00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:14,333
- All right, everybody
grab a crowbar.
364
00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:18,837
- Ricky, what are these for?
365
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,339
- Shopping.
366
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:27,346
- Ricky, can't we just get out
of here?
367
00:17:27,381 --> 00:17:29,313
You're going to wind up
back in jail.
368
00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:31,850
- The cops don't give a fuck
about breaking into cars.
369
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:34,353
We're not going to go to jail.
Check that out, buddy.
370
00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:39,858
- He locked the keys in the car.
Merry Christmas.
371
00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:51,870
- You know, Christmas is
the time when those of us
372
00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:53,837
who are more fortunate
can give something back.
373
00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:56,375
And that's why I like to
volunteer here at the church.
374
00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:57,876
- Are you going for
cheeseburgers soon, Barb?
375
00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:00,379
- Double cheeseburger,
no pickle.
376
00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:05,384
Hi there. Thank you very much.
377
00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:12,891
- Hey, do you like to party?
- Excuse me.
378
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,393
- Do you like to party?
379
00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:15,859
- Oh my God.
380
00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:18,397
Randal, are you a male
prostitute?!
381
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:20,148
- Barb Lahey?
382
00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:21,400
- You are.
383
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:23,402
You're a male prostitute
and you've been drinking.
384
00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:25,369
- No, I'm not a male prostitute.
385
00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:26,405
I work construction down
in Florida.
386
00:18:26,905 --> 00:18:28,407
I've got time off for Christmas.
387
00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:29,873
Randal...
388
00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:33,412
- Okay, I am a male prostitute
and I've had a couple of drinks.
389
00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:34,878
- Oh my God. You poor thing.
390
00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:37,416
Go on. Get in my car
and warm up.
391
00:18:37,451 --> 00:18:39,383
Do you like cheeseburger?
392
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:41,920
- Alright, boys. Mall security
is going to be here soon.
393
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:44,190
We hit three more cars
and we're out of here.
394
00:18:44,225 --> 00:18:46,425
- It's nothing. Three more
cars, buddy. Here.
395
00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:48,392
- No, actually, Ricky,
no more cars.
396
00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:51,430
I'm out of here.
I'll have a bonfire by myself.
397
00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:53,432
- Bubbles, come on.
398
00:18:53,932 --> 00:18:55,434
- Pass me some gifts.
399
00:18:57,936 --> 00:18:59,403
All right.
400
00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:00,939
Hurry up.
Move, move, move, move.
401
00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:06,445
- You know who I really feel bad
for at Christmas time
402
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:08,412
is Bubbles. He's such
a sweet guy, you know.
403
00:19:08,447 --> 00:19:10,949
And all he wants to do is
hang out with Ricky and Julian
404
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,416
but they don't make time
for him.
405
00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:14,953
They're too caught up in their
business schemes or whatever.
406
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:17,456
He just loves them so much.
It's a sin, actually.
407
00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:44,483
- Randal, would you give me
hand with the groceries, please.
408
00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:45,984
- Sure.
409
00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:47,986
- Come on.
410
00:19:57,496 --> 00:19:58,497
- Simon?
411
00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:01,750
- No, this is Jim
and Jim this is Randal.
412
00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:04,503
Well, Randy. He's going
to be staying with us
413
00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:06,470
for a little while.
Just temporarily.
414
00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:09,007
I thought he could help you
out around the park
415
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:12,010
for a bit of food
and a place to stay.
416
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,529
- Stay with us?!
417
00:20:13,564 --> 00:20:14,978
- Well, yes.
418
00:20:15,013 --> 00:20:19,017
And that is why I started the
outreach program at the church.
419
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:23,021
You just make yourself at home,
Randy.
420
00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:26,490
- Simon, you're married?
421
00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:29,528
- Don't you say a fucking word
and don't call me Simon.
422
00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:32,531
Please never call me Simon,
always call me Mr. Lahey.
423
00:20:33,031 --> 00:20:34,998
Always, always.
424
00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:38,036
- The last Christmas
I got to spend
425
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:40,806
with my parents before
they left,
426
00:20:40,841 --> 00:20:43,542
we had a great big Christmas
bonfire.
427
00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:45,561
It was a lot of fun.
428
00:20:45,596 --> 00:20:47,511
Dad was driving rig then
429
00:20:47,546 --> 00:20:50,549
and he made it home
just in time.
430
00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:52,015
Mom closed down the bakery
431
00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:54,552
and brought some muffins
and stuff home.
432
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:57,020
We sat around and had
a big bonfire.
433
00:20:57,055 --> 00:21:01,560
I don't think Ricky and Julian
realize how fun bonfires are.
434
00:21:01,595 --> 00:21:03,329
I've been trying to tell them,
435
00:21:03,364 --> 00:21:05,028
but until you've been at one,
436
00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:08,066
you just don't know
how much fun they are.
437
00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:10,569
- I can't believe
all these presents
438
00:21:11,069 --> 00:21:12,035
that you've found for us.
439
00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:13,537
- My new job is going awesome.
440
00:21:13,572 --> 00:21:15,574
- That's great. Hey, some of
these are kinda weird though.
441
00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:18,076
What's Trin going to do
with a belt sander?
442
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:19,543
Hey, where's my fur coat?
443
00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:22,080
- Well, I've been looking, Luce,
and you know hopefully I am...
444
00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:23,547
- Hopefully?
445
00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:25,584
Do you want to get back
together with me or what?
446
00:21:25,619 --> 00:21:27,586
You know, I gave you a very,
very simple list.
447
00:21:28,086 --> 00:21:29,052
I want a fucking fur coat.
448
00:21:29,087 --> 00:21:31,590
You don't find one for me,
we're fucking done.
449
00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:40,849
- Shut the fuck up!
- Brenda, you shut the fuck up!
450
00:21:40,884 --> 00:21:43,744
- Maybe someone can tell me
why penitentiary services
451
00:21:43,779 --> 00:21:46,605
are letting all the reprobates
out at Christmas time.
452
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:49,072
- You know, Jim, this is
the time of year
453
00:21:49,107 --> 00:21:51,610
you're supposed to be able
to turn the other cheek.
454
00:21:51,645 --> 00:21:53,612
Why don't you just leave
those guys alone?
455
00:21:53,647 --> 00:21:56,114
And you're not a cop anymore.
456
00:21:57,616 --> 00:21:59,618
- Mr. Lahey, I don't want
to but into your personal life...
457
00:21:59,653 --> 00:22:01,119
- Then don't, Smokey.
458
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:03,587
- If I have to call you
Mr. Lahey,
459
00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:06,625
I want you to call me Randy.
My name is Randy.
460
00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:08,394
- Well, Randy,
why don't you elf-off
461
00:22:08,429 --> 00:22:10,093
and have a look around
the park.
462
00:22:10,128 --> 00:22:13,131
I don't think you gonna be
staying with us too long.
463
00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:17,135
- Julian, I appreciate
the fucking opportunity here,
464
00:22:17,636 --> 00:22:20,138
but I have to go shopping.
You don't understand Lucy.
465
00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:21,907
- It's going to be taken care
of, okay.
466
00:22:21,942 --> 00:22:23,642
- Boys, check out the bonfire
wood I got.
467
00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:25,108
- Lucy needs a fucking fur coat.
468
00:22:25,143 --> 00:22:28,146
So what are you telling me to do
about that, Mr. Genius cock?
469
00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:31,149
- I've got a tip on a delivery
of fur coats going to the mall.
470
00:22:31,184 --> 00:22:32,616
Want me to get this going
right now.
471
00:22:32,651 --> 00:22:35,654
Hey, boys, get over here.
All right, listen up.
472
00:22:36,154 --> 00:22:38,657
I want you to go hide near
the loading bay of the mall.
473
00:22:38,692 --> 00:22:40,123
Wait for a 5 tonne truck.
474
00:22:40,158 --> 00:22:42,125
As soon as it arrives,
wait for the driver to leave.
475
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:44,663
Break in. Take all the coats
and whatever else you can get.
476
00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:46,665
This is going to be easy, boys.
477
00:22:47,165 --> 00:22:49,167
It's the only fucking delivery
that day.
478
00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:50,634
Don't fuck this up.
479
00:22:50,669 --> 00:22:52,671
- Guys, I've got nothing
Lucy wants for Christmas.
480
00:22:52,706 --> 00:22:54,137
So I'm counting on you guys.
481
00:22:54,172 --> 00:22:56,640
I want the fur coat wrapped
in a big fucking box.
482
00:22:56,675 --> 00:22:59,177
Make it look nice. Please guys.
You've got this or what?
483
00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:00,679
- Got it.
484
00:23:01,179 --> 00:23:03,181
- Julian, can you explain it
one more time to us?
485
00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:05,183
- Jamie...
- I've got it, Julian.
486
00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:06,685
Don't worry.
487
00:23:10,188 --> 00:23:12,190
- Randal?
488
00:23:12,691 --> 00:23:14,157
- Yeah, man, but I go
by Randy now.
489
00:23:14,192 --> 00:23:16,159
Gees, I didn't think anyone
would remember me.
490
00:23:16,194 --> 00:23:21,199
- Randal's grandfather used
to live in the park years ago.
491
00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:23,702
We used to hang out with Randal
all the time
492
00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:25,168
playing Dinkies and what not
493
00:23:25,203 --> 00:23:28,707
till Ricky jammed them full
of peanut butter
494
00:23:28,742 --> 00:23:30,476
and Cheese Whiz that time
495
00:23:30,511 --> 00:23:32,175
and left them out in the sun
496
00:23:32,210 --> 00:23:34,678
and it got all baked on
and wouldn't come off.
497
00:23:34,713 --> 00:23:37,465
I don't think we hung out
with him much after that.
498
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:40,218
God, I remember.
What are you doing around here?
499
00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:43,687
How come you have
an elf suit on?
500
00:23:43,722 --> 00:23:46,474
- Right on, man.
Hey, guys, what's going on?
501
00:23:46,509 --> 00:23:49,192
What have you been up to?
Are you working?
502
00:23:49,227 --> 00:23:52,480
- We're out stealing Christmas
trees from lots and stuff.
503
00:23:52,515 --> 00:23:55,734
- Julian hooked everybody up
with a Christmas tree this year.
504
00:23:55,769 --> 00:23:57,503
It's awesome.
- Don't go blabbing, Corey.
505
00:23:57,538 --> 00:23:59,237
- You guys are going
to get us in trouble
506
00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:00,739
with Ricky and Julian.
Not cool.
507
00:24:00,774 --> 00:24:01,740
- Julian stealing trees?
508
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,741
- Randy, don't say anything,
please.
509
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:05,243
We could get into
a lot of trouble.
510
00:24:07,746 --> 00:24:09,748
- Fuck!
511
00:24:15,253 --> 00:24:17,220
- Mr. Lahey, Corey and Trevor
told me
512
00:24:17,255 --> 00:24:19,257
that every Christmas tree
in the park is stolen.
513
00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:21,777
- Is that right?
- Yeah.
514
00:24:21,812 --> 00:24:24,262
- A little elf told me.
515
00:24:27,265 --> 00:24:28,231
- This fucking tape.
516
00:24:28,266 --> 00:24:30,734
- Ricky, stop fucking
with the tape.
517
00:24:30,769 --> 00:24:33,271
- Boys, listen. Sorry to
interrupt here and everything,
518
00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:36,740
but are we going to have
a bonfire, or what?
519
00:24:36,775 --> 00:24:38,276
- Not right now, we've got
important Christmas shit
520
00:24:38,311 --> 00:24:39,743
to take care of.
521
00:24:39,778 --> 00:24:42,530
- Important is it, Julian.
Is this what's important?
522
00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:45,283
Stolen presents and
stolen lights and stolen trees.
523
00:24:46,785 --> 00:24:48,752
- What the fuck was that?
524
00:24:48,787 --> 00:24:52,290
- Take a guess. What are siren
s usually bolted to the roof of?
525
00:25:07,105 --> 00:25:09,608
- Right there.
- Do something.
526
00:25:10,609 --> 00:25:13,076
- What the fuck is going on
here, Lahey?
527
00:25:13,111 --> 00:25:14,613
- Repossessing stolen property.
- What fucking stolen property?
528
00:25:14,648 --> 00:25:16,615
- Tagged Christmas trees
stolen from various lots.
529
00:25:16,650 --> 00:25:18,582
Jim here says
that you might be able
530
00:25:18,617 --> 00:25:21,119
to tell us how they got sold
in the park.
531
00:25:21,154 --> 00:25:22,586
- Did you buy anything from me?
532
00:25:22,621 --> 00:25:25,624
- Well not you personally,
Julian, but...
533
00:25:25,659 --> 00:25:28,627
- You don't have any
direct evidence?
534
00:25:28,662 --> 00:25:29,628
- Well...
535
00:25:30,128 --> 00:25:31,630
- Fuckin' bastards.
536
00:25:32,631 --> 00:25:34,132
- Would anyone be willing
to tell me
537
00:25:34,633 --> 00:25:37,135
who they bought their
Christmas tree from this year.
538
00:25:37,170 --> 00:25:39,638
- Well, I don't know.
Would anyone here?
539
00:25:44,643 --> 00:25:46,610
- I know they probably stole
the trees, Jim,
540
00:25:46,645 --> 00:25:49,147
but I can't do anything about
it without evidence.
541
00:25:49,182 --> 00:25:51,114
I can only take the trees.
542
00:25:51,149 --> 00:25:55,654
Jesus, man, you used to be
a cop. Evidence, Jim, evidence.
543
00:25:57,656 --> 00:25:59,623
- Evidence, Jim.
544
00:25:59,658 --> 00:26:02,626
- Evidence, Mr. Lahey.
You have her in there?
545
00:26:02,661 --> 00:26:06,164
- I probably should have
furthered my investigation
546
00:26:06,199 --> 00:26:07,631
before acting.
547
00:26:07,666 --> 00:26:11,169
But it was a mistake born out
of a simple desire for justice.
548
00:26:11,204 --> 00:26:13,136
But in the future,
I'm going to make sure
549
00:26:13,171 --> 00:26:15,673
I have all my evidence in
before I make the call.
550
00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:18,176
Never going to make that same
mistake again. Never.
551
00:26:18,211 --> 00:26:20,178
- Somebody move that car.
552
00:26:20,679 --> 00:26:22,180
- Not a problem, officer.
553
00:26:29,187 --> 00:26:31,189
- What the fuck are you doing?
554
00:26:31,224 --> 00:26:33,191
- Go forward, Ricky.
555
00:26:35,193 --> 00:26:37,696
- Ricky, take it forward.
You're hooked on his door.
556
00:26:39,698 --> 00:26:42,200
Cut the wheels.
Make the arse end go right.
557
00:26:46,204 --> 00:26:48,707
- You're paying for every bit
of that damage.
558
00:26:52,210 --> 00:26:53,712
We're fucking suing you.
559
00:26:54,212 --> 00:26:55,714
Julian, that was not my fault.
560
00:26:56,214 --> 00:26:57,681
- Whose fault was it, Rick?
561
00:26:57,716 --> 00:26:59,182
- Knock, knock, Lahey.
- Whose there, Ricky?
562
00:26:59,217 --> 00:27:00,218
- Fucking shitty,
fucking trailer park supervisor
563
00:27:00,719 --> 00:27:02,220
who hangs around
with a big gutted drunk elf.
564
00:27:02,721 --> 00:27:04,688
He thinks he's getting us
thrown back in jail,
565
00:27:04,723 --> 00:27:07,225
but he can't 'cause he's got
no evidence. He's dumb as fuck.
566
00:27:07,260 --> 00:27:09,728
He's got this other thing
going on in his head
567
00:27:09,763 --> 00:27:11,997
that's trying to twirl you
around.
568
00:27:12,032 --> 00:27:14,197
Fucking. Get different... fuck.
569
00:27:14,232 --> 00:27:16,234
- Nice train wreck, Ricky.
- Fuck off, Lahey.
570
00:27:16,269 --> 00:27:17,701
- Julian, everything
is fucked here.
571
00:27:17,736 --> 00:27:20,739
Do you think those idiots
got that fur coat for Lucy yet?
572
00:27:20,774 --> 00:27:23,259
- Don't worry about it, Rick.
Those guys are smart.
573
00:27:23,294 --> 00:27:25,770
They're going to have your coat
for you, all right.
574
00:27:25,805 --> 00:27:28,246
Right now we gotta get some
more trees for those people
575
00:27:28,281 --> 00:27:29,765
before there's a riot
on our hands.
576
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,249
I'm going to need your help
too, Bubbs.
577
00:27:31,750 --> 00:27:34,002
- No sweet fucking way, Julian.
I'm done.
578
00:27:34,037 --> 00:27:36,219
I'm done.
Don't want to get ripped off.
579
00:27:36,254 --> 00:27:38,757
- Where the fuck are we going
to get Christmas trees now?
580
00:27:41,259 --> 00:27:43,762
- What do you mean you're not
allowed to drink, Mr. Lahey?
581
00:27:43,797 --> 00:27:45,228
What's one drink going to hurt?
582
00:27:45,263 --> 00:27:48,231
- You're absolutely right,
Randy. I'm in charge here.
583
00:27:48,266 --> 00:27:52,270
And if I want to have a couple
of drinks around Christmas,
584
00:27:52,305 --> 00:27:53,737
why the hell shouldn't I?
585
00:27:53,772 --> 00:27:56,740
After all, don't I deserve it?
586
00:27:56,775 --> 00:27:59,778
- Oh, Jesus! Lahey, my pants.
They're ruined.
587
00:28:00,278 --> 00:28:01,529
- Christ. I'm sorry, Randy.
588
00:28:01,564 --> 00:28:02,746
Look, you slip out of those.
589
00:28:02,781 --> 00:28:05,283
I've got a couple of extra pairs
in the bedroom.
590
00:28:05,318 --> 00:28:06,785
I'll put those in the washer.
591
00:28:06,820 --> 00:28:07,786
- What a mess.
592
00:28:16,294 --> 00:28:17,295
- Nice.
593
00:28:20,799 --> 00:28:22,766
- Jim, what are you doing
594
00:28:22,801 --> 00:28:26,805
drinking rum in your underwear
with a male prostitute?
595
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,825
- Barb... we spilled egg nog
all over our pants.
596
00:28:29,860 --> 00:28:32,776
And... I was using the rum
to get the stain out.
597
00:28:32,811 --> 00:28:36,314
- Oh, I see. Like using white
wine to get red wine out.
598
00:28:36,349 --> 00:28:38,316
You were using dark rum,
your drink of choice,
599
00:28:38,351 --> 00:28:39,317
to get out the egg nog.
600
00:28:39,818 --> 00:28:40,784
- Exactly.
- Of course.
601
00:28:40,819 --> 00:28:43,321
Don't bother coming
to midnight mass
602
00:28:43,822 --> 00:28:44,788
and embarrassing me.
603
00:28:44,823 --> 00:28:47,290
- I embarrass you now.
Do I, Barb?
604
00:28:47,325 --> 00:28:50,829
- You go ahead and drink
your face off. I don't care.
605
00:29:22,861 --> 00:29:25,363
- Wait, wait!
Ricky, wait for me.
606
00:29:25,398 --> 00:29:27,132
- Hey, Bubbs.
- Ricky, stop!
607
00:29:27,167 --> 00:29:28,867
- What are you doing?
- Wait.
608
00:29:28,902 --> 00:29:30,834
Hey, boys.
609
00:29:30,869 --> 00:29:33,872
Listen, are you guys going
to be doing anything illegal?
610
00:29:33,907 --> 00:29:36,642
- No, well yeah.
A little bit. Not too bad.
611
00:29:36,677 --> 00:29:39,377
- Can I go with you?
I'll just wait in the car.
612
00:29:39,412 --> 00:29:41,379
- If you want to.
- Yeah, sure, man.
613
00:29:41,414 --> 00:29:42,345
- Yeah, I do. I want to.
614
00:29:42,380 --> 00:29:44,382
- Cool. This is going
to be fun, Bubbs.
615
00:29:46,885 --> 00:29:50,889
- Best lights in the park
win a big screen TV.
616
00:29:50,924 --> 00:29:52,908
Guess what, Julian?
617
00:29:52,943 --> 00:29:54,893
I've already won.
618
00:30:01,399 --> 00:30:04,402
- Let's go in and get some
trees. Who's in charge here?
619
00:30:04,437 --> 00:30:05,869
- Well, you're in charge.
620
00:30:05,904 --> 00:30:09,157
- Those fucking dummies
are asleep again. Let's do it.
621
00:30:09,192 --> 00:30:12,410
Make sure you take the tags off
the trees this time.
622
00:30:12,445 --> 00:30:14,412
- What the fuck do you think
you're doing?
623
00:30:14,913 --> 00:30:16,379
- Just here to buy some trees.
624
00:30:16,414 --> 00:30:17,916
- You're here to steal
some trees.
625
00:30:18,416 --> 00:30:19,918
We've been waiting
for you pricks.
626
00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:25,423
- You charge way too much
for your trees anyway.
627
00:30:26,925 --> 00:30:28,426
- Get in the car.
I'll cover you.
628
00:30:32,430 --> 00:30:32,931
- Ricky, for fuckssakes.
629
00:30:33,431 --> 00:30:34,397
Pop the trunk.
630
00:30:34,432 --> 00:30:36,900
- Fuck the door.
Get in the fucking car.
631
00:30:36,935 --> 00:30:40,438
- Pop the trunk. Pop the trunk.
- Get in the fucking car.
632
00:30:40,473 --> 00:30:42,941
- Come on, Julian.
- Nice fucking driving, Ricky.
633
00:30:53,451 --> 00:30:55,954
- Boys, let's go.
We've got to get to church.
634
00:30:56,454 --> 00:30:57,956
- I can't go to church.
I've got dope from jail
635
00:30:58,456 --> 00:31:00,959
and I'm going down to the pool
hall to make some money.
636
00:31:00,994 --> 00:31:02,425
- Ricky, it's Christmas.
637
00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:04,427
We're going to church.
That's the way it goes.
638
00:31:04,462 --> 00:31:06,464
- Ray, I've got gifts to sell.
I can't go to church.
639
00:31:06,499 --> 00:31:07,966
- I'm not going to church.
640
00:31:08,001 --> 00:31:10,235
- Way it goes!
641
00:31:10,270 --> 00:31:12,470
Way it goes, boys.
642
00:31:14,472 --> 00:31:15,974
- Well, you heard him, boys.
643
00:31:16,474 --> 00:31:18,476
- I guess we're going to church.
644
00:31:20,478 --> 00:31:21,945
- We've got to move some
merchandise tonight
645
00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:23,982
because it's going
to be worth a lot less tomorrow.
646
00:31:24,017 --> 00:31:25,751
- We've got to talk to you
about Lucy's gift.
647
00:31:25,786 --> 00:31:27,485
- I don't want to talk
about Lucy's gift.
648
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:28,987
Just be at the church
and be ready.
649
00:31:29,022 --> 00:31:29,953
Don't fuck this up, boys.
650
00:31:29,988 --> 00:31:31,990
If you do, I'm going to be
hard on you
651
00:31:32,025 --> 00:31:33,456
for the rest of your lives.
652
00:31:33,491 --> 00:31:34,992
- This is really important, Ricky.
653
00:31:35,027 --> 00:31:36,459
- Corey, I don't want to hear.
654
00:31:36,494 --> 00:31:38,996
Just be at the church
and be ready.
655
00:31:39,031 --> 00:31:41,464
- Guys, I want you to go
door to door.
656
00:31:41,499 --> 00:31:44,502
Give everyone a refund and
tell them that it's your fault.
657
00:31:44,537 --> 00:31:46,271
- No, it's not okay.
We're not idiots.
658
00:31:46,306 --> 00:31:48,006
- Yeah, we're not going
to do that.
659
00:31:48,506 --> 00:31:49,507
- Me and Corey will do it,
Julian.
660
00:31:49,542 --> 00:31:51,474
- Thank you.
661
00:31:51,509 --> 00:31:53,261
- Come on, Tyler.
662
00:31:53,296 --> 00:31:54,978
- Look at this now.
663
00:31:55,013 --> 00:31:57,480
- I've got the best
Christmas tree lights,
664
00:31:57,515 --> 00:32:01,519
so you might as well hand over
the big screen TV right now.
665
00:32:02,020 --> 00:32:03,521
- Lahey, I'm not judging
the contest
666
00:32:03,556 --> 00:32:04,988
until after midnight mass.
667
00:32:05,023 --> 00:32:07,025
- Just tell him the truth.
You can't win the contest
668
00:32:07,525 --> 00:32:09,527
because you didn't buy
your lights and tree off Julian
669
00:32:09,562 --> 00:32:11,529
so get the fuck out of here
both of you.
670
00:32:13,531 --> 00:32:15,533
- Lucy, I've got an awesome
surprise for you inside.
671
00:32:15,568 --> 00:32:17,035
Give me a second I've got
to take care
672
00:32:17,535 --> 00:32:18,536
of a bit of business out here.
673
00:32:19,037 --> 00:32:21,039
Anyone want some weed and hash?
Ten bucks a gram.
674
00:32:21,074 --> 00:32:23,006
Weed and hash, ten bucks a gram.
675
00:32:23,041 --> 00:32:26,044
Come on here. I know somebody
wants some weed and hash.
676
00:32:26,079 --> 00:32:29,047
- What the hell you doing
selling dope at church, Ricky?
677
00:32:29,082 --> 00:32:30,513
That's disrespectful, man,
come on.
678
00:32:30,548 --> 00:32:32,515
- You're selling presents,
stealing lights and trees
679
00:32:32,550 --> 00:32:35,053
for a fucking big screen TV...
Come on, that's disrespectful.
680
00:32:35,088 --> 00:32:37,055
- These are my customers,
all right?
681
00:32:37,090 --> 00:32:38,073
- Ten bucks a gram.
682
00:32:38,108 --> 00:32:39,057
- Listen to yourselves.
683
00:32:39,557 --> 00:32:42,560
You ever stop to think
what the Big Guy up there
684
00:32:42,595 --> 00:32:45,080
might be thinking looking down
at this going on.
685
00:32:45,115 --> 00:32:47,565
- Bubbles, give me a second
here. Weed and hash.
686
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:49,067
Fuck!
687
00:32:50,068 --> 00:32:51,534
- Julian, you promised.
688
00:32:51,569 --> 00:32:53,571
- For fuck sakes. Weed and hash.
Ten bucks a gram.
689
00:32:53,606 --> 00:32:55,038
- Julian, you said anything
you don't sell
690
00:32:55,073 --> 00:32:58,076
you'll give back to the church
Now that's the least you can do.
691
00:32:58,111 --> 00:33:00,095
- Of course I will.
Come on, let's get in there.
692
00:33:00,130 --> 00:33:02,080
- Want some weed and hash,
ten bucks a gram.
693
00:33:02,115 --> 00:33:03,046
I'll meet you guys in there,
694
00:33:03,081 --> 00:33:04,582
I got to move
some more dope here.
695
00:33:04,617 --> 00:33:06,049
Come on, I know people
smoke dope.
696
00:33:06,084 --> 00:33:08,086
The sermon makes a lot more
sense if you're stoned.
697
00:33:08,121 --> 00:33:09,587
Ten bucks a gram,
it's awesome dope.
698
00:33:13,591 --> 00:33:16,094
- You want to help me
win a contest, little elf?
699
00:33:16,594 --> 00:33:17,595
- Sure.
700
00:33:21,599 --> 00:33:24,102
- Perhaps with a little drinkie-poo.
701
00:33:29,607 --> 00:33:32,610
- You're fucked, Mr. Lahey.
702
00:33:32,645 --> 00:33:35,613
- Couple of drinks, Randy.
703
00:33:38,116 --> 00:33:41,119
If I can't play, Randy...
704
00:33:41,154 --> 00:33:43,121
no one can.
705
00:33:43,621 --> 00:33:45,588
- Tyler, have you ever tried
marijuana?
706
00:33:45,623 --> 00:33:48,126
- I don't know, Jamie,
marijuana's pretty hard core.
707
00:33:48,626 --> 00:33:50,628
- No, it isn't.
Everybody's doing it.
708
00:33:50,663 --> 00:33:52,130
I think we should try it.
709
00:33:54,632 --> 00:33:56,134
- That sounded pretty cool.
710
00:33:57,635 --> 00:33:59,137
- That's mine.
711
00:33:59,637 --> 00:34:01,639
- You're brilliant, Mr. Lahey.
- Thanks, Randy.
712
00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:04,142
- Hey, guess what, it's 12:01.
713
00:34:04,642 --> 00:34:06,644
You can officially start
to drink.
714
00:34:09,147 --> 00:34:11,649
- I say we poor a stiff on
e and head down to church, boy.
715
00:34:27,165 --> 00:34:29,167
- This guy's awesome.
716
00:34:44,682 --> 00:34:47,185
- Anyone want some weed
or hash, ten bucks a gram.
717
00:34:47,220 --> 00:34:49,187
Awesome weed. Awesome hash.
718
00:34:49,687 --> 00:34:52,690
- Before we begin tonight
I'd like to take a moment
719
00:34:53,191 --> 00:34:55,693
to reflect on the victims
in our community,
720
00:34:55,728 --> 00:34:57,160
including myself, who have had
721
00:34:57,195 --> 00:34:59,197
their cars broken into
at the mall
722
00:34:59,232 --> 00:35:01,199
and had Christmas gifts stolen.
723
00:35:01,699 --> 00:35:04,167
A crime such as this reminds us
724
00:35:04,202 --> 00:35:06,669
that even at a joyous time
such as Christmas
725
00:35:06,704 --> 00:35:09,207
there are those who are
desperate and given to crime.
726
00:35:09,242 --> 00:35:12,210
- Ten bucks. Best weed,
best hash you'll smoke
727
00:35:12,245 --> 00:35:13,979
over Christmas, guarantee.
728
00:35:14,014 --> 00:35:15,713
- Ricky. Ricky we're up here.
729
00:35:15,748 --> 00:35:17,715
- How's it goin'? Nerds.
730
00:35:19,717 --> 00:35:21,218
- Please be seated, gentleman.
731
00:35:21,253 --> 00:35:22,685
- Just gimme a second here.
732
00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:24,472
I've got something
to take care of.
733
00:35:24,507 --> 00:35:26,189
- Sir, could you please
keep it down.
734
00:35:26,224 --> 00:35:28,226
- Chill the fuck out. I've got
to take care of someone.
735
00:35:28,261 --> 00:35:29,227
It'll take a minute here.
736
00:35:29,727 --> 00:35:30,728
Then get back
to your little thing.
737
00:35:31,229 --> 00:35:32,695
Lucy.
- Hi.
738
00:35:32,730 --> 00:35:34,732
- I thought this Christmas
was going to suck.
739
00:35:34,767 --> 00:35:36,699
I got out of jail and
jail's awesome.
740
00:35:36,734 --> 00:35:39,487
Then I found we were back
together and all of a sudden
741
00:35:39,522 --> 00:35:42,240
Christmas was going to be
wicked, so... Come on up, guys.
742
00:35:42,740 --> 00:35:45,243
Lucy, I want you to open this
up in front of all these people
743
00:35:45,278 --> 00:35:46,744
so we're going to be officially
back together.
744
00:35:47,245 --> 00:35:48,211
- Oh my God.
745
00:35:48,246 --> 00:35:51,249
- Open it up.
You're going to love it.
746
00:35:51,284 --> 00:35:52,750
What's this? Arc welder.
747
00:35:53,251 --> 00:35:57,220
- An arc welder.
- Nerds, what the hell is this?
748
00:35:57,255 --> 00:35:59,757
- You're embarrassing me
in front of all these people.
749
00:35:59,792 --> 00:36:02,027
- Lucy, I'm sorry it was
a mix up.
750
00:36:02,062 --> 00:36:04,262
- It's over.
It's totally ruined.
751
00:36:04,297 --> 00:36:05,728
- Lucy.
752
00:36:05,763 --> 00:36:09,267
- Hello, everybody.
Hope I'm not too late.
753
00:36:16,274 --> 00:36:18,776
- Hi, I'm Jim Lahey...
754
00:36:18,811 --> 00:36:21,279
and this is my wife, Barb.
755
00:36:21,779 --> 00:36:24,247
She doesn't like me anymore.
756
00:36:24,282 --> 00:36:28,786
She doesn't want me to drink,
do you, Barb?
757
00:36:29,287 --> 00:36:30,253
Hi, Bubbles.
758
00:36:30,288 --> 00:36:33,291
How's the stolen Christmas tree
racket going, Bubbs?
759
00:36:33,326 --> 00:36:36,759
- Frig off, Lahey.
760
00:36:36,794 --> 00:36:39,262
You know what, I'm going t
o state for the record
761
00:36:39,297 --> 00:36:42,300
and for the Lord Almighty
that I wasn't involved in that.
762
00:36:42,335 --> 00:36:43,801
Ricky, I'm getting out of here.
763
00:36:44,302 --> 00:36:45,803
This isn't what Christmas
is about.
764
00:36:45,838 --> 00:36:47,270
Craziness and drunk Santas
765
00:36:47,305 --> 00:36:49,557
with old dirty grocery bags
hooked to their ears.
766
00:36:49,592 --> 00:36:51,809
- Here, take a bit of dope.
- I don't want any dope
767
00:36:51,844 --> 00:36:53,276
I'm going home.
768
00:36:53,311 --> 00:36:55,813
- Nice going, Lahey.
769
00:36:55,848 --> 00:36:57,780
Real nice.
770
00:36:57,815 --> 00:37:00,818
- You write your little letter
to Santy Claus yet, Ricky?
771
00:37:00,853 --> 00:37:03,821
- That's pretty fucking funny.
You know how it starts?
772
00:37:03,856 --> 00:37:04,822
"Dear Santa Claus,
go fuck yourself."
773
00:37:06,824 --> 00:37:08,826
- Did you just tell me to go
fuck myself, Ricky?
774
00:37:08,861 --> 00:37:11,829
- Yeah, Santa Claus,
go fuck yourself.
775
00:37:11,864 --> 00:37:13,831
- Boys, boys, boys. Break it up.
776
00:37:14,332 --> 00:37:15,298
- Alright, you have
embarrassed me
777
00:37:15,333 --> 00:37:18,836
for the last time, Jim Lahey.
I want a divorce.
778
00:37:18,871 --> 00:37:20,838
- You got it, Pontiac.
779
00:37:20,873 --> 00:37:22,340
- This is fucked.
780
00:37:29,347 --> 00:37:30,813
- What?
781
00:37:30,848 --> 00:37:33,351
- I need a minute here.
I'm sorry.
782
00:37:33,386 --> 00:37:34,852
I'll swearing and everything.
783
00:37:37,855 --> 00:37:38,856
Sorry to interrupt,
784
00:37:39,357 --> 00:37:41,359
but I have one of those brain
learning things
785
00:37:41,394 --> 00:37:43,361
pop up in my head that wasn't
there a second ago.
786
00:37:43,396 --> 00:37:45,630
It's about time to think
of me around
787
00:37:45,665 --> 00:37:47,865
that basically what is
Christmas?
788
00:37:48,366 --> 00:37:50,833
You know, I just got out of
jail, which was awesome.
789
00:37:50,868 --> 00:37:53,871
You know, in jail we don't have
presents and lights and trees.
790
00:37:53,906 --> 00:37:56,391
We just get stoned and drunk.
It's the best time.
791
00:37:56,426 --> 00:37:58,876
You know I get out here,
I'm all stressed out.
792
00:37:58,911 --> 00:38:00,395
My girlfriend breaks up
with me and
793
00:38:00,430 --> 00:38:01,844
that's not what Christmas
should be.
794
00:38:01,879 --> 00:38:03,346
It should be about getting
drunk and stoned
795
00:38:03,381 --> 00:38:05,383
with your friends and family.
People that you love.
796
00:38:05,418 --> 00:38:06,849
Who here is drunk right now?
797
00:38:06,884 --> 00:38:10,853
How many people here are drunk
besides Julian?
798
00:38:10,888 --> 00:38:13,391
That's so awesome. God doesn't
give a shit if you smoke dope.
799
00:38:13,891 --> 00:38:15,358
You're in church
so you can't lie.
800
00:38:15,393 --> 00:38:18,361
How many people
here are stoned right now?
801
00:38:18,396 --> 00:38:21,399
Come on, how many people here
are stoned right now?
802
00:38:22,900 --> 00:38:25,368
That's what I thought.
That's Christmas.
803
00:38:25,403 --> 00:38:29,407
None of this presents,
and lights and stress and shit.
804
00:38:29,907 --> 00:38:31,409
Just getting drunk and
stoned with your friends,
805
00:38:31,444 --> 00:38:32,875
family and people that you love.
806
00:38:32,910 --> 00:38:35,663
Bubbles... My friend Bubbles
has been trying to teach me
807
00:38:35,698 --> 00:38:38,416
what Christmas really is
and I wasn't listening to him.
808
00:38:38,916 --> 00:38:41,669
And I was at the mall stealing
stuff and everything else.
809
00:38:41,704 --> 00:38:44,564
Now, I realize, and he's back
at the trailer park by himself.
810
00:38:44,599 --> 00:38:47,425
I'm going to go back there with
him and get drunk and stoned.
811
00:38:47,460 --> 00:38:49,427
And everybody in here should do
the same thing.
812
00:38:49,462 --> 00:38:50,928
Get drunk and stoned
with your families.
813
00:38:50,963 --> 00:38:52,697
If you don't smoke dope or drink
814
00:38:52,732 --> 00:38:54,397
just spend time with
your families.
815
00:38:54,432 --> 00:38:56,934
I'm going to get drunk and
stoned with my friend Bubbles.
816
00:38:58,436 --> 00:39:01,439
- Right on, Ricky.
Fuckin' love you, bud.
817
00:39:01,474 --> 00:39:02,940
- Love you too, Dad.
- Yeah, man.
818
00:39:03,441 --> 00:39:04,907
- I've got lots of dope left.
819
00:39:04,942 --> 00:39:06,944
So guess what, merry Christmas.
Free dope.
820
00:39:06,979 --> 00:39:08,911
- Thank you.
- Everybody get stoned.
821
00:39:08,946 --> 00:39:11,449
Drink your faces off.
Spend time with your families.
822
00:39:11,484 --> 00:39:12,450
Merry Christmas.
823
00:39:20,958 --> 00:39:23,961
- What the fuck is going on?
Why's the power out?
824
00:39:24,462 --> 00:39:25,963
- Well, there's power going
to Lahey's,
825
00:39:25,998 --> 00:39:27,930
so you can figure that one out.
826
00:39:27,965 --> 00:39:30,468
- Fucking prick ruined
the contest.
827
00:39:30,503 --> 00:39:32,470
- Got your present out, huh.
828
00:39:32,505 --> 00:39:33,936
- Yeah, I had it out.
829
00:39:33,971 --> 00:39:36,974
- You're not trying to start
a fire with just this, are you?
830
00:39:37,475 --> 00:39:39,442
- Oh yeah, Ricky.
831
00:39:39,477 --> 00:39:40,978
- We're going to have
a big fire.
832
00:39:41,013 --> 00:39:42,445
You know what I'm going to do,
833
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,482
we're going to burn Lahey's
fucking decorations. Fuck him.
834
00:39:50,988 --> 00:39:51,989
- Fuck!
835
00:39:58,996 --> 00:40:01,999
Lahey's reindeers are going
to burn fucking awesome, boys.
836
00:40:04,001 --> 00:40:04,967
- Boys, listen up.
837
00:40:05,002 --> 00:40:07,254
Sorry I stormed out
of the church earlier
838
00:40:07,289 --> 00:40:09,148
and everything
but I'm all worked up.
839
00:40:09,183 --> 00:40:10,973
I thought this might be
the Christmas
840
00:40:11,008 --> 00:40:13,511
when my mom and dad came back
and I could finally
841
00:40:13,546 --> 00:40:14,977
open my present
842
00:40:15,012 --> 00:40:18,516
but I just can't open it
without my family.
843
00:40:19,016 --> 00:40:20,517
And I just can't take it
anymore.
844
00:40:20,552 --> 00:40:22,286
I'm burning the fucking thing.
845
00:40:22,321 --> 00:40:23,986
- No, Bubbs, don't burn it.
846
00:40:24,021 --> 00:40:27,525
Something you taught me
tonight, what is about family.
847
00:40:30,528 --> 00:40:32,029
See this, buddy.
848
00:40:34,031 --> 00:40:36,534
Just a smoke, right?
849
00:40:36,569 --> 00:40:38,536
Check this out.
850
00:40:46,544 --> 00:40:48,511
- You can't break
the cigarettes.
851
00:40:48,546 --> 00:40:51,048
- That's right, buddy.
And that's family.
852
00:40:51,549 --> 00:40:52,515
We're your family.
853
00:40:52,550 --> 00:40:55,553
We've got to stick together
no matter what happens.
854
00:40:57,555 --> 00:40:59,021
- You guys are my family.
855
00:40:59,056 --> 00:41:01,058
- That's right, so you can open
your gift now.
856
00:41:01,093 --> 00:41:03,828
You don't have to throw it
in the fire.
857
00:41:03,863 --> 00:41:06,564
- I can open it.
I'm with my family.
858
00:41:12,570 --> 00:41:14,572
- What the fuck is that?
859
00:41:15,072 --> 00:41:16,539
- It's a bubblemaker.
860
00:41:16,574 --> 00:41:18,576
- I'll get an extension cord
from Lahey's.
861
00:41:18,611 --> 00:41:20,042
- What does it do?
862
00:41:20,077 --> 00:41:21,544
- It makes bubbles, Ricky.
863
00:41:21,579 --> 00:41:25,583
I always used to try to make
bubbles when I was a little guy.
864
00:41:25,618 --> 00:41:28,085
- Bubbles, there's something
in here.
865
00:41:32,590 --> 00:41:36,594
- My God, Ricky. I think
it's a letter from my mom.
866
00:41:39,597 --> 00:41:42,565
"Dear Bubbles, Merry Christmas.
867
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,853
"I'm sorry we're not there
with you.
868
00:41:45,888 --> 00:41:49,071
"It was the hardest thing
I've ever done
869
00:41:49,106 --> 00:41:53,075
"when me and your dad
had to pack up and leave you.
870
00:41:53,110 --> 00:41:57,614
"But some very dangerous men
were coming after your daddy
871
00:41:57,649 --> 00:42:02,119
"for his gambling, fighting
and shooting his mouth off
872
00:42:02,154 --> 00:42:03,621
drunk down at the legion."
873
00:42:03,656 --> 00:42:06,123
Oh my God.
874
00:42:08,626 --> 00:42:11,629
"We never wanted to put you
into any jeopardy
875
00:42:11,664 --> 00:42:14,597
"so we had to leave fast.
876
00:42:14,632 --> 00:42:18,886
"Hopefully some day,
you'll understand.
877
00:42:18,921 --> 00:42:22,031
"P.S. I've asked Julian's
grandmother
878
00:42:22,066 --> 00:42:25,142
"if you could stay
with them for a bit.
879
00:42:25,177 --> 00:42:27,610
"She said, no problem,
880
00:42:27,645 --> 00:42:31,113
"Julian would look after you.
881
00:42:31,148 --> 00:42:34,151
"You're lucky to have
a friend like Julian
882
00:42:34,652 --> 00:42:37,154
"and that Richard boy
who you try
883
00:42:37,189 --> 00:42:39,657
to help out with his school work."
884
00:42:40,157 --> 00:42:43,160
Oh my God.
A letter from my mom.
885
00:42:47,164 --> 00:42:50,417
- I hate to interrupt, boys,
and spoil the mood,
886
00:42:50,452 --> 00:42:53,671
but I need smokes, and papers
and we need some mix.
887
00:42:54,171 --> 00:42:55,137
Dad needs garbage bags.
888
00:42:55,172 --> 00:42:57,139
You want to go down
to the garage?
889
00:42:57,174 --> 00:43:00,177
And get something to eat.
I'm fucking starving too.
890
00:43:00,212 --> 00:43:01,178
They've got microwavable subs.
891
00:43:01,679 --> 00:43:04,647
- I hate eating at the garage,
Ricky.
892
00:43:04,682 --> 00:43:07,184
- I know, Bubbs.
There's nothing else open.
893
00:43:07,685 --> 00:43:09,687
- I love you, guys.
894
00:43:10,187 --> 00:43:12,189
- Me too.
- I love you too, man.
895
00:43:31,709 --> 00:43:33,711
- It was pretty tough breaking
up with Barb at Christmas.
896
00:43:34,211 --> 00:43:37,214
But it gives me a lot more time
to work around the park.
897
00:43:37,249 --> 00:43:40,217
Randy has agreed to help
clean up for a couple of days
898
00:43:40,252 --> 00:43:41,719
before he heads back
to Florida. Feel great.
899
00:43:42,219 --> 00:43:43,185
- Lucy and I have been talking
900
00:43:43,220 --> 00:43:44,722
a lot about family
at Christmas time
901
00:43:45,222 --> 00:43:47,474
and we've made a couple
of New Year's resolutions.
902
00:43:47,509 --> 00:43:49,727
And one of them is that Lucy
never sees Ricky again
903
00:43:50,227 --> 00:43:51,729
and another is
she never sees Julian again.
904
00:43:52,229 --> 00:43:54,732
- Too bad I couldn't give this
thing away in this contest,
905
00:43:54,767 --> 00:43:57,234
but you know, Lahey fucked up
the whole contest.
906
00:43:57,269 --> 00:43:58,736
So now I have to keep the thing.
907
00:43:59,236 --> 00:44:00,703
Probably won't watch it much
because,
908
00:44:00,738 --> 00:44:02,740
you know, I like to keep busy,
make some money.
909
00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:05,242
I've been thinking about maybe
going to university
910
00:44:05,277 --> 00:44:07,244
and starting up a company
or something.
911
00:44:07,279 --> 00:44:08,711
Straighten out my life a bit.
912
00:44:08,746 --> 00:44:12,249
- Well, hopefully in the new
year, me and shopping carts
913
00:44:12,284 --> 00:44:14,216
are done with each other.
914
00:44:14,251 --> 00:44:18,505
I'm going to start selling my
mitts down at the Fire Hall
915
00:44:18,540 --> 00:44:22,760
if everything goes well and
that's it. Shopping carts done.
916
00:44:22,795 --> 00:44:24,261
- I actually had a great
Christmas out of jail.
917
00:44:24,762 --> 00:44:26,764
And I don't think I'll ever
go to jail again.
918
00:44:26,799 --> 00:44:28,766
And I don't need
a fucking car to be happy.
919
00:44:28,801 --> 00:44:29,767
Fuck the company car.
920
00:44:30,267 --> 00:44:32,269
Julian can have it back,
but I promised I'd fix it up
921
00:44:32,770 --> 00:44:35,773
and get a new door put on
'cause the door is fucked.
922
00:44:36,774 --> 00:44:38,275
You'll never catch me
driving around
923
00:44:38,310 --> 00:44:39,742
in a piece of shit like this.
924
00:44:39,777 --> 00:44:43,245
- I used to worry all the time
about getting caught up
925
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:47,284
in some kind of crazy bullshit
that Ricky and Julian be doing
926
00:44:47,785 --> 00:44:50,037
and maybe end up in jail
because of it.
927
00:44:50,072 --> 00:44:52,289
But I don't think that's going
to happen.
928
00:44:52,790 --> 00:44:54,256
I think, you know,
everybody's going to get
929
00:44:54,291 --> 00:44:57,294
their lives back on track
and that's going to be it.
930
00:44:57,329 --> 00:44:58,796
I'm feeling pretty good
about things.
931
00:44:59,296 --> 00:45:01,799
- Anyway, I got smoking beat.
Quit that. Quit drinking.
932
00:45:01,834 --> 00:45:03,265
That's going to be easy
933
00:45:03,300 --> 00:45:05,802
and I'm trying to set higher
goals for myself.
934
00:45:05,837 --> 00:45:08,270
Maybe going back to school,
get my grade ten.
935
00:45:08,305 --> 00:45:10,808
That's the sort of stuff I think
that Lucy wants to see.
936
00:45:10,843 --> 00:45:12,274
And you know,
it helps little Trinity
937
00:45:12,309 --> 00:45:15,312
get things going on in her head
'cause she saw me do them.
938
00:45:15,347 --> 00:45:16,779
That helps for to help
with her thinking's.
939
00:45:16,814 --> 00:45:19,316
It's time for me to grow up
and be a responsible man.
940
00:45:19,817 --> 00:45:20,818
I think I'm there.
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