Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:03,710
I'll get it! I'll get it!
2
00:00:03,740 --> 00:00:05,190
That's for me!
3
00:00:05,220 --> 00:00:06,530
Hello?
4
00:00:06,570 --> 00:00:08,360
Hi, Harvey.
5
00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:10,220
Sure, ask away.
6
00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:11,290
Uh, wait.
7
00:00:11,330 --> 00:00:13,020
One second.
8
00:00:13,050 --> 00:00:14,950
Aunt Zelda, do you mind?
9
00:00:14,980 --> 00:00:16,840
Oh, no. Go right ahead.
10
00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:19,360
No. I mean, would
you leave me alone?
11
00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:21,600
Oh, I get it.
12
00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:22,670
Sorry.
13
00:00:24,080 --> 00:00:25,290
You were saying?
14
00:00:25,330 --> 00:00:26,400
[ Laughter]
15
00:00:26,430 --> 00:00:27,670
One more sec.
16
00:00:27,710 --> 00:00:28,980
Salem, are you spying on me?
17
00:00:29,020 --> 00:00:29,950
I'm a cat.
18
00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:33,080
I'm curious. So kill me.
19
00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:34,050
Out!
20
00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:35,050
Fine.
21
00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:37,080
I understand the
delicacy of the moment.
22
00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,840
♪ Harvey and Sabrina,
Harvey and Sabrina. ♪
23
00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:42,400
[ Laughing]
24
00:00:42,430 --> 00:00:43,640
You were asking?
25
00:00:44,530 --> 00:00:45,500
No. Mr. Pool said
26
00:00:45,530 --> 00:00:47,980
photosynthesis would
not be on the test.
27
00:00:48,020 --> 00:00:50,360
Is that it?
28
00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:51,770
Okay.
29
00:00:51,810 --> 00:00:53,150
Yeah. See you tomorrow.
30
00:00:54,950 --> 00:00:56,020
There, there.
31
00:00:56,050 --> 00:00:58,150
I'm sure Harvey will ask
you out on a date someday.
32
00:00:58,190 --> 00:01:00,330
Thanks, Louisa.
33
00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,150
You were listening?
34
00:01:02,190 --> 00:01:04,600
I have no privacy in this house.
35
00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:07,190
♪ Harvey and Sabrina,
Harvey and Sabrina. ♪
36
00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:27,570
Feeling groovy. Far out.
37
00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:31,810
I just don't get how
people can dance
38
00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:33,330
with all these tables here.
39
00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:36,530
Sasha, we'll move the tables.
40
00:01:36,570 --> 00:01:38,740
It looks like i'm
going to the dance.
41
00:01:38,770 --> 00:01:39,460
Who with?
42
00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:40,220
Me.
43
00:01:40,260 --> 00:01:42,500
Dates are just society's way
44
00:01:42,530 --> 00:01:43,570
of keeping numbers even.
45
00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,840
I'm going to represent
all things that are odd.
46
00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:48,570
I'm sure that's exactly
how people will see it.
47
00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:49,360
Do want to come with me?
48
00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:51,080
We could go alone... together.
49
00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:52,360
No, thanks.
50
00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:53,850
You know, I was thinking it
might be fun to go with Harvey.
51
00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,120
Are you going to ask him?
52
00:01:55,150 --> 00:01:56,570
I can't. I don't want
53
00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:57,720
to complicate our friendship.
54
00:01:57,740 --> 00:01:59,740
What if he asked you?
55
00:01:59,770 --> 00:02:03,220
Well, I don't mind if he
complicates our friendship.
56
00:02:03,260 --> 00:02:04,360
Hey, Harvey.
57
00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:05,810
Over here.
58
00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:07,400
Thanks for waving,
I might not have
59
00:02:07,430 --> 00:02:10,670
spotted you at the same
table where we always sit.
60
00:02:10,710 --> 00:02:12,220
So, do you have plans
61
00:02:12,260 --> 00:02:13,710
for the dance tomorrow night?
62
00:02:13,740 --> 00:02:15,670
Oops. Got to run.
63
00:02:15,710 --> 00:02:18,360
I've never seen
her move so fast.
64
00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:20,050
So you were saying
about the dance?
65
00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:21,360
Oh, I probably won't go.
66
00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:23,400
School dances aren't my thing.
67
00:02:23,430 --> 00:02:24,190
How about you?
68
00:02:24,220 --> 00:02:25,770
Oh, I haven't made any plans...
69
00:02:25,810 --> 00:02:27,640
You know, yet.
70
00:02:27,670 --> 00:02:28,770
Hi, Harvey.
71
00:02:28,810 --> 00:02:30,190
Can I borrow a finger?
72
00:02:30,220 --> 00:02:32,220
Excuse me. Sure.
73
00:02:32,260 --> 00:02:33,640
We were talking.
74
00:02:33,670 --> 00:02:35,530
Other people have
fingers too, you know.
75
00:02:35,570 --> 00:02:36,810
Yes, but Harvey works out.
76
00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:39,570
And by the way, Harvey,
I was thinking you and I
77
00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:42,120
could go to the
dance together. Okay?
78
00:02:42,150 --> 00:02:43,050
Okay.
79
00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,120
Great.
80
00:02:44,150 --> 00:02:47,810
Thanks for helping.
81
00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:49,050
"Okay"?
82
00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:51,030
I thought you said school
dances weren't your thing.
83
00:02:51,050 --> 00:02:53,500
They're not. I panicked.
84
00:02:53,530 --> 00:02:55,570
I have a hard time saying no.
85
00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,500
Really should work on that.
86
00:02:57,530 --> 00:02:58,600
No!
87
00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:05,220
Aunt Zelda, I need help.
88
00:03:05,260 --> 00:03:07,530
Of course. What is it?
89
00:03:07,570 --> 00:03:08,980
Well, it's kind of private.
90
00:03:09,020 --> 00:03:10,460
Did someone say "private"?
91
00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:11,670
Yes.
92
00:03:11,710 --> 00:03:13,050
I'm intrigued.
93
00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:14,710
Continue.
94
00:03:14,740 --> 00:03:15,980
Okay, I'll tell you my problem
95
00:03:16,020 --> 00:03:18,460
if you promise to
keep it a secret.
96
00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:19,290
I wanted to go
97
00:03:19,330 --> 00:03:20,750
to the dance tonight
with this guy...
98
00:03:20,770 --> 00:03:21,670
Harvey.
99
00:03:21,710 --> 00:03:23,670
Right, but he's going
100
00:03:23,710 --> 00:03:24,810
with this other girl...
101
00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:25,770
Libby.
102
00:03:25,810 --> 00:03:27,330
Okay, then what happens?
103
00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:29,020
Oh sweetie, if
Harvey likes Libby
104
00:03:29,050 --> 00:03:30,260
that's his choice.
105
00:03:30,290 --> 00:03:31,570
But I don't think he does.
106
00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:33,190
She asked himand because
107
00:03:33,220 --> 00:03:35,260
he has a problem
saying no, he said yes.
108
00:03:35,290 --> 00:03:36,770
Then why didn't youask him?
109
00:03:36,810 --> 00:03:39,120
Because then he would
know that I liked him.
110
00:03:39,150 --> 00:03:40,120
But you do.
111
00:03:40,150 --> 00:03:41,640
Yes, but I can't tell him that.
112
00:03:41,670 --> 00:03:44,290
Have you at least
dropped a hint?
113
00:03:44,330 --> 00:03:45,980
Well, I smile at him a lot
114
00:03:46,020 --> 00:03:47,500
and sometimes
when we play foosball
115
00:03:47,530 --> 00:03:49,050
I let him win.
116
00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:51,150
He'll never figure
it out that way.
117
00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:53,740
16-year-old boys are oblivious.
118
00:03:53,770 --> 00:03:55,950
If you like Harvey,
you'll have to tell him.
119
00:03:55,980 --> 00:03:58,020
You may even want
to use one of these.
120
00:04:00,980 --> 00:04:02,080
A sledgehammer?
121
00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:03,910
Look, I think I'd rather
122
00:04:03,950 --> 00:04:04,840
just use a love spell
123
00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:06,740
but I can't find one
in my magic book.
124
00:04:06,770 --> 00:04:08,570
Oh, Sabrina, I hate
to disappoint you
125
00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:10,360
but there is no love spell.
126
00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,670
Love is far too
precious to tamper with.
127
00:04:12,710 --> 00:04:13,640
You mean too weird.
128
00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,640
That's why there's no
standardized formula...
129
00:04:15,670 --> 00:04:18,020
Although Calvin
klein came close with
130
00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:19,260
[ whispering]: Obsession.
131
00:04:20,770 --> 00:04:22,710
So, being a witch
doesn't help me at all.
132
00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:25,190
Well, in this case, no.
133
00:04:25,220 --> 00:04:26,500
Not necessarily.
134
00:04:26,530 --> 00:04:28,220
You can't make someone love you
135
00:04:28,260 --> 00:04:30,050
but you can imprison
them in a ring
136
00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:31,290
for not loving you.
137
00:04:31,330 --> 00:04:32,530
See?
138
00:04:32,570 --> 00:04:33,840
Hilda, let me out!
139
00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:36,220
Thou art starting to grow on me.
140
00:04:36,260 --> 00:04:38,710
I love the way he
catches the light.
141
00:04:38,740 --> 00:04:40,840
Look, trapping Harvey in Amber
142
00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:42,570
is not exactly
what I had in mind.
143
00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:44,260
I think I need to
be alone again.
144
00:04:45,430 --> 00:04:47,530
Oh, that privacy thing?
145
00:04:47,570 --> 00:04:48,980
Hilda, let's go.
146
00:04:49,020 --> 00:04:51,050
We'll be downstairs
if you need us.
147
00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:51,880
That's right.
148
00:04:51,910 --> 00:04:54,910
We're here, we care,
and we have pie.
149
00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:57,710
That stinks!
150
00:04:57,740 --> 00:04:59,080
Harvey or no Harvey
151
00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:00,600
she should go to the ball...
152
00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:02,360
I mean dance.
153
00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:03,600
Sabrina needs someone
154
00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:05,050
who is hip and fun...
155
00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:06,500
Who'll make her forget Harvey.
156
00:05:06,530 --> 00:05:07,840
I know.
157
00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:09,710
Do we have any "man
dough" in the house?
158
00:05:09,740 --> 00:05:11,840
Great idea. I'll race
you to the kitchen.
159
00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:18,360
Beat you.
160
00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:20,600
Oh, you are so immature.
161
00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:21,460
Do you mind?
162
00:05:21,500 --> 00:05:23,360
I'm busy staring into space.
163
00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:24,430
You can do that later.
164
00:05:24,460 --> 00:05:27,360
We're making
Sabrina a dreamdate.
165
00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:28,290
Oh...
166
00:05:28,330 --> 00:05:29,050
Oh, whoa...
167
00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:30,080
My kibble.
168
00:05:31,670 --> 00:05:32,980
Dream date.
169
00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:41,260
Got your nose.
170
00:05:43,770 --> 00:05:44,770
Here's your ears.
171
00:06:00,710 --> 00:06:01,950
There.
172
00:06:01,980 --> 00:06:02,840
Wait a minute.
173
00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:04,500
One arm is shorter
than the other.
174
00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:06,460
Hilda, have you
been eating dough?
175
00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:07,740
[ Chewing]: No.
176
00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:11,530
Now for the personality glaze.
177
00:06:11,570 --> 00:06:12,810
Pour it on.
178
00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,150
Let's make him a great dancer.
179
00:06:14,190 --> 00:06:15,330
And a daredevil.
180
00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:16,330
And a musician.
181
00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:18,570
Do girls still like musicians?
182
00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:21,260
Ever since Mozart's
"feel the heat" tour.
183
00:06:21,290 --> 00:06:22,840
Uh, oh. I overdid
184
00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:23,710
the enthusiasm.
185
00:06:23,740 --> 00:06:25,330
He's going to a
high school dance.
186
00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:26,050
He's going to need
187
00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:27,840
all the enthusiasm he can get.
188
00:06:35,950 --> 00:06:37,150
What are you cooking?
189
00:06:37,190 --> 00:06:38,980
Something smells...
190
00:06:39,020 --> 00:06:40,190
Handsome?
191
00:06:40,220 --> 00:06:41,530
Sabrina, you're
going to love it.
192
00:06:41,570 --> 00:06:43,120
We're making you a dream date
193
00:06:43,150 --> 00:06:44,840
out of man dough.
194
00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:46,120
"Man dough"?
195
00:06:46,150 --> 00:06:48,190
He'll be tall, dark and yeasty.
196
00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:52,020
Now, he lasts about four hours,
which is perfect for your dance.
197
00:06:52,050 --> 00:06:53,910
Yeah, perfect.
198
00:06:53,950 --> 00:06:55,470
Except for the fact that I
wanted to go with Harvey
199
00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:57,020
not poppin' fresh!
200
00:06:57,050 --> 00:06:58,150
On, now come on.
201
00:06:58,190 --> 00:07:00,430
Just meet him before
you make up your mind.
202
00:07:00,460 --> 00:07:01,670
You're going to like him.
203
00:07:01,710 --> 00:07:03,430
He's really enthusiastic.
204
00:07:03,460 --> 00:07:04,710
I've already made up my mind.
205
00:07:04,740 --> 00:07:05,740
I'm not going.
206
00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:13,150
Man's done. Man's done.
207
00:07:13,190 --> 00:07:15,120
[ Gasping]
208
00:07:15,150 --> 00:07:16,360
Hey! Hi.
209
00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:18,330
Man, am I happy to be here.
210
00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:20,290
Wow, he is really cute.
211
00:07:20,330 --> 00:07:22,050
Zelda: Well, we do nice work
212
00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:23,330
but if you don't want to go...
213
00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:24,670
Changed my mind. I'll go.
214
00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:27,880
Give me a sec to get ready.
215
00:07:27,910 --> 00:07:29,290
All set. Got to go.
216
00:07:29,330 --> 00:07:30,810
Man, you look great.
217
00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:32,840
And this dance sounds fantastic.
218
00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:38,980
Ah, man, this
place is fantastic.
219
00:07:39,020 --> 00:07:40,290
What do you call it?
220
00:07:40,330 --> 00:07:41,430
The cafeteria?
221
00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:42,810
The cafeteria, cafe...
222
00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:44,530
I'll have to remember that.
223
00:07:44,570 --> 00:07:46,570
Whoa! Great bunting.
224
00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,950
Hey, could you keep it down?
You're talking kind of loud.
225
00:07:48,980 --> 00:07:50,330
Hi. Hi.
226
00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:52,050
Hi. Who are you?
227
00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:53,810
I'm Jenny. Who are you?
228
00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:57,670
This is, uh, Chad Corey Dylan.
229
00:07:57,710 --> 00:07:58,710
Great name.
230
00:07:58,740 --> 00:08:00,910
Sabrina: Thanks.
231
00:08:00,950 --> 00:08:03,460
Uh, Chad, could you
get us some punch?
232
00:08:04,770 --> 00:08:06,460
She has the best ideas.
233
00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:09,360
So, what do you think?
234
00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:11,080
He's cute. Where
did you meet him?
235
00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:13,020
Oh, my aunts introduced us.
236
00:08:13,050 --> 00:08:16,220
We rode over on his motorcycle.
237
00:08:16,260 --> 00:08:17,330
I approve.
238
00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:18,840
Yeah, Chad's pretty neat
239
00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:22,330
you know, for an athlete-
daredevil-rock musician.
240
00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:23,220
Guess what?
241
00:08:23,260 --> 00:08:25,530
They have two
flavors... Orange and red.
242
00:08:28,220 --> 00:08:29,740
Sabrina: Go easy, Chad.
243
00:08:29,770 --> 00:08:32,530
Well, I'm going to dance.
244
00:08:32,570 --> 00:08:34,430
Wait a second, we
can dance here?
245
00:08:34,460 --> 00:08:35,950
Yeah. Do you like dancing?
246
00:08:35,980 --> 00:08:37,880
I'm made to dance...
247
00:08:37,910 --> 00:08:39,330
And I lovethis song!
248
00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:40,190
Here, excuse me.
249
00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:42,050
Thank you, thank
you. Thanks a lot.
250
00:08:47,710 --> 00:08:49,020
Sasha.
251
00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:50,150
What have I missed?
252
00:08:50,190 --> 00:08:50,840
Not much.
253
00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:52,050
Where have you been?
254
00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:54,530
We had some engine trouble
with the 'vette on the way over.
255
00:08:54,570 --> 00:08:55,980
You drive a corvette?
256
00:08:56,020 --> 00:08:58,050
That's che-vette.
257
00:08:58,080 --> 00:08:59,710
Hey, same manufacturer.
258
00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,190
Oh, please.
259
00:09:02,670 --> 00:09:04,080
Oh, my god!
260
00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:05,400
Who's the guy Sabrina's with?
261
00:09:06,430 --> 00:09:08,500
His name's Chad Corey Dylan
262
00:09:08,530 --> 00:09:13,290
and, yes, that's his
motorcycle outside.
263
00:09:13,330 --> 00:09:15,260
Well, I guess Sabrina wins.
264
00:09:15,290 --> 00:09:16,710
I don't think so.
265
00:09:16,740 --> 00:09:17,880
Come on, Harvey.
266
00:09:17,910 --> 00:09:19,910
Let's hit the floor.
267
00:09:19,950 --> 00:09:22,460
Actually, Libby, I don't dance.
268
00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:24,330
Excuse me?
269
00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:26,050
This is a dance.
270
00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:27,980
Guess what we do here?
271
00:09:28,020 --> 00:09:31,050
Well, see, for me, dance
is sort of a metaphor.
272
00:09:31,740 --> 00:09:33,570
For what?
273
00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:36,220
I don't know. Something else?
274
00:09:36,260 --> 00:09:40,600
I can't believe
you did this to me.
275
00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:42,150
Sasha?
276
00:09:42,190 --> 00:09:43,190
Ladies' room.
277
00:09:46,220 --> 00:09:47,840
Ah, man, I'm
having a great time.
278
00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:48,880
Me, too.
279
00:09:58,150 --> 00:09:59,500
Well, why did you stop dancing?
280
00:09:59,530 --> 00:10:01,600
I just saw someone.
281
00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:02,640
Who?
282
00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:03,670
Just a friend.
283
00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,770
This is fun. We
haven't done this
284
00:10:08,810 --> 00:10:10,670
since the taft administration.
285
00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:12,840
What did you put
in your personality?
286
00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,460
I gave him lots of optimism.
287
00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:16,400
I want my dream
date to be hopeful.
288
00:10:16,430 --> 00:10:17,530
Oh, that's nice.
289
00:10:17,570 --> 00:10:18,430
[ Timer dings]
290
00:10:18,460 --> 00:10:20,360
Mine's done.
291
00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,430
Hi. I'm hilda.
292
00:10:22,460 --> 00:10:24,880
Would you get off my back?
293
00:10:24,910 --> 00:10:26,020
I've been looking for work.
294
00:10:26,050 --> 00:10:28,330
Stop riding me.
295
00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:29,910
That doesn't sound too hopeful.
296
00:10:29,950 --> 00:10:31,640
Something must have gone wrong.
297
00:10:31,670 --> 00:10:33,290
Did you check
the expiration date
298
00:10:33,330 --> 00:10:34,460
on the optimism?
299
00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,950
Oh, no. It says, "hope fades."
300
00:10:36,980 --> 00:10:38,150
Which means...
301
00:10:38,190 --> 00:10:39,880
My dream date is hopeless.
302
00:10:39,910 --> 00:10:44,400
Ladies, you want to
break up the hen party?
303
00:10:44,430 --> 00:10:45,400
Somewhere men are competing
304
00:10:45,430 --> 00:10:47,600
in a professional
sport... And I'm missing it.
305
00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:48,600
So where's the TV?
306
00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:50,050
Never mind. I'll find it myself.
307
00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:51,150
TV... TV...
308
00:10:51,190 --> 00:10:54,080
TV... no, that's...
309
00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,120
I have the worst
luck with men...
310
00:10:56,150 --> 00:10:57,710
Even the ones made out of dough.
311
00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,530
Here. You want to start over?
312
00:10:59,570 --> 00:11:00,290
Yes.
313
00:11:00,330 --> 00:11:01,220
No.
314
00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:02,050
Wait.
315
00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:03,740
I have an idea.
316
00:11:03,770 --> 00:11:05,080
Maybe I can change him.
317
00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:07,710
Oh, hilda, you know
that never works.
318
00:11:07,740 --> 00:11:09,050
But I love a challenge.
319
00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:10,500
First I'll gain his trust
320
00:11:10,530 --> 00:11:11,150
by pretending
321
00:11:11,190 --> 00:11:12,600
to be interested in sports.
322
00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:14,330
Wait. Don't you even want to see
323
00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:15,770
who my dream date is?
324
00:11:15,810 --> 00:11:18,950
Let me guess. He's a
brave, milk-swilling fireman.
325
00:11:18,980 --> 00:11:20,190
How did you know?
326
00:11:20,220 --> 00:11:21,910
I found the calendar
in your desk.
327
00:11:21,950 --> 00:11:24,460
Sabrina's right. There's
no privacy in this home.
328
00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:35,810
Oh, hello, kitten.
329
00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:36,570
Got milk?
330
00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:37,260
What?
331
00:11:37,290 --> 00:11:38,330
Oh, sorry.
332
00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:39,710
Thought you were talking to me.
333
00:11:42,980 --> 00:11:45,500
Oh, man, this is the
best night of my life.
334
00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:46,980
Do you mind if we stop?
335
00:11:47,020 --> 00:11:48,260
I'm sort of tired.
336
00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:49,770
Oh, sure. Go ahead.
337
00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:52,050
Although I got to
say, I love this song.
338
00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:53,500
Oh, well, then keep dancing.
339
00:11:53,530 --> 00:11:54,430
Jenny?
340
00:11:54,460 --> 00:11:55,360
Cover for me.
341
00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,290
All right, but don't be long.
342
00:11:57,330 --> 00:11:59,080
I don't want people
thinking I sold out.
343
00:12:02,260 --> 00:12:03,260
Hi. Harvey.
344
00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:04,120
You busy?
345
00:12:04,150 --> 00:12:07,360
Uh, no. I dropped
a chip in the punch.
346
00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:08,530
You look nice.
347
00:12:08,570 --> 00:12:11,190
Thanks. So do you.
348
00:12:11,220 --> 00:12:13,980
This is what I wore
to school yesterday.
349
00:12:14,020 --> 00:12:16,740
Oh, well, you smell okay.
350
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:18,840
So, where's Libby?
351
00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:19,910
Bathroom, I guess.
352
00:12:19,950 --> 00:12:21,740
She's mad at me
'cause I don't dance.
353
00:12:21,770 --> 00:12:24,460
Really? I would have
thought you'd be good at that.
354
00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:27,640
Well, I'm okay when it's just
me rocking out in my room.
355
00:12:27,670 --> 00:12:30,950
I mean, I don't spin
around a pole or anything.
356
00:12:30,980 --> 00:12:32,060
But I get really self-conscious
357
00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:33,150
in front of other people.
358
00:12:33,190 --> 00:12:34,640
We all do.
359
00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:36,190
Not your date.
360
00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:39,080
Well, Chad's kind of special.
361
00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:40,910
Wow, you really
362
00:12:40,950 --> 00:12:41,980
like him, don't you?
363
00:12:42,020 --> 00:12:43,770
No. I meant, like different.
364
00:12:43,810 --> 00:12:45,190
Hey, there you are.
365
00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:47,570
Uh, hi. I'm Chad Corey Dylan.
366
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,530
Harvey... Dwight... kinkle.
367
00:12:49,570 --> 00:12:51,330
It's nice to meet you.
368
00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:52,850
Hey, Sabrina, you
got to get back here.
369
00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:54,470
You wouldn't believe
what you're missing.
370
00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:56,500
A great song?
371
00:12:56,530 --> 00:12:58,020
She knows everything.
372
00:13:01,050 --> 00:13:01,810
Well, you're back.
373
00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:03,910
I thought maybe
you had fallen in.
374
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:07,500
Charming.
375
00:13:07,530 --> 00:13:08,640
What are you thinking?
376
00:13:08,670 --> 00:13:11,740
That ref's a jerk.
377
00:13:11,770 --> 00:13:14,290
You know, we could talk
while we watch sports.
378
00:13:14,330 --> 00:13:18,050
I mean, relationships are
built on communication.
379
00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:20,050
Why don't you
share your feelings?
380
00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:22,810
Why don't you share the chips?
381
00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:24,060
Simon, the point
I'm trying to make...
382
00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:24,840
Look, look, look, look.
383
00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,290
When we get to a
boring commercial
384
00:13:26,330 --> 00:13:26,880
we'll make out.
385
00:13:26,910 --> 00:13:29,050
Until then... mind?
386
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:34,530
I've never seen a man
drink so much milk.
387
00:13:34,570 --> 00:13:39,260
Oh... I like milk.
388
00:13:39,290 --> 00:13:41,600
Libby: I don't understand
why you didn't just say no
389
00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:43,360
when I asked you to this dance.
390
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,330
I told you.
391
00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:45,740
I'm working on it.
392
00:13:45,770 --> 00:13:46,810
All right.
393
00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:48,190
A slow dance.
394
00:13:48,220 --> 00:13:49,460
Uh, you know, Chad
395
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:51,260
I'm really not into slow dances.
396
00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:53,430
Um, why don't we
go over and stand
397
00:13:53,460 --> 00:13:55,050
by those chairs?
398
00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:56,220
Genius.
399
00:13:56,260 --> 00:13:57,670
That is genius.
400
00:14:01,570 --> 00:14:03,880
Oh, this is too
weird, even for me.
401
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,190
[ Laughs]
402
00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:08,600
If you don't want to
be here, just leave.
403
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:11,290
Look, I don't tell
many people this, but...
404
00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:12,600
There he is.
405
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:13,740
Hi.
406
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:14,770
I'm Libby.
407
00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,360
Hi. I'm Chad.
408
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,050
Saw you dancing out there.
409
00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,080
You're really good.
410
00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:22,050
Oh, well, I'm also a
daredevil and a rock musician.
411
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,430
Oh, really?
412
00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:24,980
What instrument do you play?
413
00:14:25,020 --> 00:14:26,980
Well, lead guitar.
414
00:14:27,020 --> 00:14:27,710
[ Snorts]
415
00:14:27,740 --> 00:14:29,190
"Lead guitar."
416
00:14:29,220 --> 00:14:31,080
Hey, Harvey, don't
you play an instrument?
417
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,290
Yeah. The bassoon.
418
00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:35,330
Wow, the bassoon.
419
00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:36,570
I think that's really sexy.
420
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,710
Maybe to another bassoon.
421
00:14:38,740 --> 00:14:39,330
[ Song begins]
422
00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:40,950
Oh, man, I love this song.
423
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,050
Me too.
424
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,260
Unfortunately, my
date can't dance.
425
00:14:44,290 --> 00:14:45,640
Yes, he can.
426
00:14:45,670 --> 00:14:48,500
As a matter of fact, Harvey
is a wonderful dancer.
427
00:14:48,530 --> 00:14:49,400
Sabrina...
428
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,150
Technically, that's not true.
429
00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:54,080
Yes, it is. And why don't
you prove it to them? Now.
430
00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:01,360
Okay. Maybe I know a fewsteps.
431
00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:09,640
Yeah!
432
00:15:09,670 --> 00:15:11,020
Harvey's dancing alone!
433
00:15:11,050 --> 00:15:12,050
All right!
434
00:15:13,810 --> 00:15:15,670
He's actually better than Chad.
435
00:15:15,710 --> 00:15:17,120
Muchbetter.
436
00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:33,220
Did anyone see that?
437
00:15:33,260 --> 00:15:34,500
Everyone saw it.
438
00:15:34,530 --> 00:15:36,670
Oh, now I feel
really self-conscious.
439
00:15:36,710 --> 00:15:38,220
Let's dance. I feel inspired.
440
00:15:38,260 --> 00:15:39,710
I better go.
441
00:15:39,740 --> 00:15:41,740
What? I want to
dance with you now.
442
00:15:41,770 --> 00:15:44,670
Sorry, Libby, but you said
I could leave if I wanted to.
443
00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:46,770
I take it back. You
have to dance with me.
444
00:15:46,810 --> 00:15:48,950
Libby...
445
00:15:48,980 --> 00:15:49,980
No.
446
00:15:52,020 --> 00:15:54,740
Look, Chad, this
doesn't feel right.
447
00:15:54,770 --> 00:15:55,330
I'm sorry.
448
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,710
Excuse me. I got to go.
449
00:15:58,810 --> 00:16:01,120
Harvey?
450
00:16:02,980 --> 00:16:03,880
Harvey?
451
00:16:03,910 --> 00:16:05,810
I'm over here.
452
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,150
Well, I thought
you were leaving.
453
00:16:07,190 --> 00:16:08,840
Yeah. Well, I wanted to
454
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,910
but now I have
to wait for triple-a.
455
00:16:10,950 --> 00:16:13,050
Well, I can help you wait.
456
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:14,050
I'm good at that.
457
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,290
Watch.
458
00:16:15,330 --> 00:16:16,740
Thanks.
459
00:16:16,770 --> 00:16:17,910
But shouldn't you be inside
460
00:16:17,950 --> 00:16:20,360
with what's-his-name,
what's-his-name, what's-his-name?
461
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,050
Nah. He's not really my type.
462
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:24,950
What? Perfect isn't your type?
463
00:16:24,980 --> 00:16:29,530
Actually, Harvey, I wanted
to talk to you about that.
464
00:16:29,570 --> 00:16:31,080
But it's kind of hard for me.
465
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,880
What do you mean?
466
00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:34,640
Well, the thing is...
467
00:16:34,670 --> 00:16:36,670
I...
468
00:16:36,710 --> 00:16:37,290
See...
469
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,260
Sabrina, what is it?
470
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:40,330
Freeze.
471
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:41,920
Look... the thing is,
I came to this party
472
00:16:41,950 --> 00:16:43,160
expecting to have a
good time with Chad
473
00:16:43,190 --> 00:16:46,530
but one look at
you and it was over.
474
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:51,260
I mean, I think it's great
that we're friends, but...
475
00:16:51,290 --> 00:16:54,080
Sometimes I wish it were more.
476
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,220
I like you, Harvey.
477
00:16:55,260 --> 00:16:58,290
I like you a lot...
But I guess for now
478
00:16:58,330 --> 00:17:00,020
this is the closest I
can come to saying it
479
00:17:00,050 --> 00:17:03,080
to your face.
480
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:04,220
Thanks for listening.
481
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:08,120
Did you just say something?
482
00:17:08,150 --> 00:17:11,670
Yeah. I, uh, I said
Chad isn't really perfect.
483
00:17:11,710 --> 00:17:13,400
You know, one arm's
longer than the other.
484
00:17:14,770 --> 00:17:17,360
Well, I'd better get back.
485
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,190
Uh, Sabrina, I...
486
00:17:19,220 --> 00:17:21,950
I was wondering,
since we're out here...
487
00:17:21,980 --> 00:17:23,740
Do you want to dance?
488
00:17:23,770 --> 00:17:26,640
Won't you feel self-conscious?
489
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:27,770
It's just us.
490
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:45,840
So, do you love this song?
491
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,190
It's okay.
492
00:17:51,050 --> 00:17:55,150
I'm starting to get a
little self-conscious.
493
00:17:55,190 --> 00:17:57,600
Okay. I'm there.
494
00:17:57,640 --> 00:18:00,190
Sorry. That's all I can do.
495
00:18:00,220 --> 00:18:01,950
It was enough.
496
00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:03,600
I think I'm ready
to go home now.
497
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:04,980
Hey, if you're
done with the dance
498
00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:06,850
do you want to head
over to the slicery and play
499
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:07,950
a little foosball?
500
00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:10,050
I love foosball.
501
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,500
Sorry. I've been hanging out
502
00:18:11,530 --> 00:18:13,980
with Chad too long.
503
00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:15,950
Well, I'll go tell
him I'm leaving.
504
00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:22,810
I like you, Sabrina.
505
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,190
Why can't I say it to her face?
506
00:18:27,330 --> 00:18:28,570
Sabrina, you're back.
507
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:29,840
Chad, we need to talk.
508
00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:31,980
Look, it was sweet of you
509
00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:32,880
to bring me to the dance
510
00:18:32,910 --> 00:18:34,980
but you're not the
one I want to be with.
511
00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:37,080
Well, who do you
want to be with?
512
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:38,260
Harvey.
513
00:18:38,290 --> 00:18:39,400
That's an excellent choice.
514
00:18:39,430 --> 00:18:41,050
He's a great guy.
515
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,980
You really are a
dream date, Chad.
516
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:47,050
So, uh, it's okay if I leave?
517
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,020
Oh, sure. No. Go ahead.
518
00:18:49,050 --> 00:18:51,080
I'll just stay here
and miss you.
519
00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:52,530
I don't want you to do that.
520
00:18:52,570 --> 00:18:54,080
Look, you only
have two hours left
521
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:55,430
and I'm sure you love this song
522
00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:57,570
so, uh, why not ask
523
00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,530
Libby to dance?
524
00:18:59,570 --> 00:19:00,640
Can I?
525
00:19:00,670 --> 00:19:01,910
I like Libby.
526
00:19:01,950 --> 00:19:03,840
You likelibby?
527
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:06,400
Sorry. I guess i'm
starting to go bad.
528
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:11,120
All right.
529
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,080
Foos it or loose it.
530
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:15,190
Hey, look... the same length.
531
00:19:18,430 --> 00:19:19,670
So, if you live by the pass
532
00:19:19,710 --> 00:19:21,020
you die by the pass.
533
00:19:21,050 --> 00:19:22,740
They kept the ball on the ground
534
00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:24,980
and they converted
in the red zone.
535
00:19:25,020 --> 00:19:28,360
I can't hear pat summerall
while you're yapping.
536
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,640
It's a hardware commercial.
537
00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:31,670
Shh. He's talking about hammers.
538
00:19:31,710 --> 00:19:33,020
Okay. That's it.
539
00:19:34,770 --> 00:19:35,810
Done!
540
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:37,020
19 seconds.
541
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,050
Yes.
542
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,080
Coming through.
543
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:43,640
Be back in a jiff.
544
00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:48,740
So, what now?
545
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,770
Well, uh, I could
register your bike
546
00:19:50,810 --> 00:19:52,640
or make lasagne for 50.
547
00:19:52,670 --> 00:19:54,460
Could you teach me the heimlich?
548
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,910
Sure, but first I
need a milk break
549
00:19:56,950 --> 00:19:58,190
to fortify my body
550
00:19:58,220 --> 00:20:00,640
and build healthy
teeth and bones.
551
00:20:00,670 --> 00:20:03,840
Yes. I finally got
through to Simon.
552
00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:08,330
[ Sighing]
553
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:11,460
Well, since my dream
date turned out to be a dud
554
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,880
I guess we'll have
to share yours.
555
00:20:13,910 --> 00:20:15,810
Oh... on, no.
556
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:16,950
No. I'm not sharing.
557
00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:17,910
He's mine.
558
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:18,670
Be nice.
559
00:20:18,710 --> 00:20:20,460
I made him. Let go.
560
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:22,020
I won't.
561
00:20:22,050 --> 00:20:25,430
Let go. Let go... oh!
562
00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:26,910
Now look what you've done.
563
00:20:26,950 --> 00:20:29,050
[ Sobbing]: My milk...
564
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,080
He's damaged now.
565
00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:31,910
Can I have him?
566
00:20:31,950 --> 00:20:33,810
Oh, man, I love this song.
567
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:36,050
You and I are so
right for each other.
568
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,080
[ Panting]
569
00:20:40,570 --> 00:20:42,640
[ Coughing]
570
00:20:42,670 --> 00:20:45,840
[ Gasping and coughing]
571
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:49,120
Must find... preservatives.
572
00:20:49,150 --> 00:20:50,150
[ Coughing]
573
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,150
Chad?
574
00:20:57,810 --> 00:20:59,910
Chad?
575
00:20:59,950 --> 00:21:01,840
Oop...
576
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:04,290
Eww...
577
00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:05,710
Ugh, gross.
578
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,400
I had a really great time.
579
00:21:13,430 --> 00:21:16,430
Oh, man, I lovethis song.
37096
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof