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Previously on

"The Tournament
of All Stars"...

Last week,
the top eight All Stars

competed in the first episode
of the semifinals.

After I name the top All Star,

the other queens
will rank each other

in a new and improved
Rate-A-Queen,

the MVQ Edition.

Yes.

What?

- It has to go nowhere.
- Okay.

Unfortunately,
I don't know her.

Oh!

I just don't expect A'keria
to rank me fairly.

But, honestly, I don't have
any words for her any longer.

- Do you want to scheme?
- What are we scheming about?

Our alliance could be, like,

if you flop,
I won't put you last.

Welcome to the "Tell Me
Something Good" Story Hour.

Oh. Oh.
- Ooh.

One, two...

By three, the bitch
was already inside of me.

Score!
A granola bar.

We're eating good tonight.

Crystal Methyd...

This was so tight
and polished and professional.

It was so heartfelt
and funny at the same time.

Crystal Methyd...
- Ah!

Condragulations.

You're the top All Star
of the week.

For the rest of you, it's time
to Rate-A-Queen, MVQ Edition.

Even though
I love her to death,

my number six MVQ
is gonna be Kennedy.

My number six MVQ--

A'keria, because I didn't laugh
one time during her story.

Kennedy Davenport...

and A'keria C. Davenport...

I'm sorry, my dears, but you
are both up for elimination.

Ladies, this is your
last chance to impress me

and save yourself
from elimination.

A'keria C. Davenport,

shantay, you stay.

Wow.

Kennedy Davenport,
sashay away.

It's always a girl.

Oh, my God.

That was gaggy.

I am gooped and gutted.

Kennedy is gone.

I thought she was
the one to beat.

We all thought she was
the one to be beat.

This changes everything.

I do feel a little bad that
I put her in the bottom.

I already know
how this is about to go.

Here comes the ways
to save face.

I'm heartbroken for Kennedy
because I love her down.

Like, what the hell?

Oh, our sisters,
we hate to see her go.

That whole kumbaya stuff--

it's like, girl,
y'all put her in the bottom.

- She's gone.
- What?

Oh, my God.

- She's literally gone.
- No!

Cue the violins, honey.

But it is looking up
for all of us.

Like, the game has changed.

Thank you, A'keria.

- The lip sync was amazing.
- For sure.

But we have to congratulate
someone over here--

Ms. Crystal!

- How do you feel?
- You know,

no complaints.

I couldn't have asked
for a better way

to step into these semifinals.

And I'm the lucky girl.

And I did not have to do
Rate-A-Queen,

which feels really good
because I don't need

any of these girls
knowing my opinions about them.

What's that?

Y'all want to go
through the receipts?

Do it.
Read it.

Rate-A-Queen receipts,
"All Stars," season 11.

- Damn.
- Oh, my God, it's story time!

- Story time!
- Yay!

I want to see
how I was ranked.

In my mind, somebody
done ranked me extra low,

and I want to confirm it.

I ranked them low,
but they deserved it.

The number-one queen, Joey Jay.

You was ranked number one by
A'keria, Jasmine, Kennedy, Sam,

and number two
by Dawn and Silky.

- Well, thank you.
- Great job.

- You deserve it.
- Thank you.

Bitch, I have come so close
to the top so many times.

And it's just, like,
edging at this point.

But it feels good
to be seen by my peers,

colleagues, sisters,

whatever you
want to call these monsters.

The number two queen,
Jasmine Kennedie.

- Yay!
- I'll take a lovely second.

Thank you.
- Yes!

The number three queen,
yours truly,

Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

Fuck all of you.
None of you put me first.

Fourth was A'keria and Joey.

The fuck?

The sha--

I didn't put you
in the bottom.

You thought
I was fourth, bitch?

I'm upset with Joey.

But with A'keria,
I know what it is.

I knew that
she was gonna score me

lower than what I needed to be.

And I don't blame her 'cause
I was gonna do the same.

The number four queen,
Sam Star.

You had first place
by yours truly.

- Yeah! I love you, Silky.
- Yeah.

The number five queen, Dawn.

I thought Dawn
gave a great story.

But I wasn't laughing
like I was the other ones.

I think I literally
just, like, did it wrong.

What I did was tell a story
that's, like, funny in concept,

but not add jokes to it.

I won every challenge
in my bracket.

So I'm just disappointed
in myself.

But I want to put on
a facade of confidence

because the second that you
open up about the insecurities

that you have,

the girls smell that shit
like chum in the water.

Number six,
Kennedy Davenport.

She was first by Joey.
- That's crazy.

No, literally.
both: That is so crazy.

I didn't want to lip-sync
that song against Kennedy.

So I put Kennedy first

just to take her
out of the bottom.

Time-out.

After your performance
in this runway,

you thought that we was gonna
put you in the bottom?

I didn't think you guys were
gonna put me in the bottom.

But I was just super paranoid,

and I'm like,
this is a new dynamic,

and I don't know
these girls very well,

and who fucking knows?

- Girl, that's so crazy.
- Uh-huh.

Ladies and gentlemen,
this is why I don't trust Joey.

She just proved it.

Stupid.

It didn't do anything.
She was still in the bottom.

I knew it wouldn't matter
at all.

I'm not a shady lady.

Just--you're
5 o'clock shadow shady.

Maybe a midnight.
- 15.

At number seven, A'keria.

No one for first, second.

Kennedy gave you third.

Fifth place, Dawn, Jasmine,
Joey, and Sam,

and sixth place, yours truly.

The girls will girl.

I'm not surprised at all.

I didn't think I won, but
I wasn't lower than Kennedy.

That's impossible.

My critiques weren't bad.

And, bitch,
my runway was epic.

You can't even explain how you
could rank me under Kennedy.

And that's
the end of the story.

That was your way of trying
to get your licks back

for whatever reason,
or be petty.

Let's be for real, girl.

Bitch, I'm in a cave
with nothing but lions.

How could you be upset
with me

when you got, like, five 5s?
- Yeah.

- I ain't done nothing.
- No.

But I'm a battle cat, bitch.

And I'm ready to scratch

with every last one
of them bitches.

I can guarantee you, I am.

♪ Da, da, da, da ♪

♪ Da, da, da, da, da, da, da ♪

♪ Pah, pah, pah ♪

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

The winner of
"RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"

will snatch an official
makeup collaboration

with Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a coveted spot in
the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $200,000.

With our extra-special
guest judge, Cooper Koch.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best
drag queen win ♪

♪ Best drag queen win ♪

It's a new day.

Team Kennedy.

We live on!

It is a new day
in the Werk Room.

It is the last week
of the semifinals,

and grudges are being held

with the whole
Rate-A-Queen situation, clearly.

And some grudges
are being held

from out of the competition,
into the competition.

And it's just very awkward
at the moment.

You know, it's a new week.

I had time to actually think
about everything that happened.

I feel, like, 50/50
going into this next week

as far as, like,
if I'll be judged fairly

or if it be, like,
a girlfriend thing.

And not saying
it'll be on a shady level.

I mean, other than
her fake ass down there.

I knew I was going to get
a negative critique

from her anyway.

Hmm.

If I got to be
a fake-ass bitch in your story,

I guess I got to be it.

But the reality of it is,

you put your good Judy--
Kennedy--in the bottom.

Kennedy.

Come on.
Come on, somebody.

What's going on?

She knows
she's a liar, honey.

That's a different story
for a different day.

Okay.

Wow.

Awkward!

Girl, let me tell you
something.

They talked about Jesus.
They'll talk about me, too.

So that's all I got to say.

But I am happy to be here.

I'm doing this for me.

And--
- Amazing.

And I'm really proud
of what I presented.

And I'm gonna keep
presenting great things.

Amazing.

I'm not gonna let
A'keria's crash-out get to me,

because I'm
a very evolved woman.

And I just came here
to compete.

I didn't come here
for this extra foolishness.

I love drag.

Hello, hello, hello.

Ladies.
- Hello!

- Come on, gold.
- Cute.

Good morning, All Stars.
all: Good morning.

Now, with the grand finale
just one week away,

it's about time
you filthy queens

had some good, clean fun.

- Ooh.
- I'm ready.

For today's Mini Challenge,

you need to lip-sync
while getting hosed...

by the Pit Crew.

Yes!

This is a dream!

- You've got 20 minutes...
- Oh, my God.

To get into quick
foam-party drag.

Oh, my gosh.

I don't know what the fuck
is about to happen

with this big Mack truck.

But I'm excited
to get in there

because I just got
the dog shit read out of me.

And I need
for all that bad juju

and that bad energy
that was given on me--

I need it washed away.

Ladykins,

welcome to Dr. Bronner's
Magic Foam Experience.

Now, say hi
to the Foamy Homeys.

all: Hi, Foamy Homeys!

Hello, queens.

Word.

Now, one at a time,
you need to perform

while getting sprayed
with organic soap.

Yay!

- Oh, I love getting sprayed.
- Okay.

Now, in the end, the queen

with the wettest
and wildest lip sync wins.

Okay, let the foam party begin.

- Let's do it.
- Oh.

♪ French tip,
lipstick, painted on ♪

♪ You wear it well ♪

♪ Value sure suits you ♪

Yes!

Jasmine goes
from lip-sync assassin

to abominable snow bitch

in about half a second.

♪ You wear it, you wear it,
you wear it well ♪

♪ You wear it well,
French tip ♪

♪ You wear it well ♪

♪ Value sure suits you,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Work it for me,
work it for me ♪

I've always wanted to know
what it would be like

to walk through a car wash.

I think we just experienced it.

♪ You wear it well ♪

♪ Work it for me,
work it for me, babe ♪

♪ You wear it, you wear it,
you wear it well ♪

At this point, I'm not
even trying to lip-sync.

I'm trying to survive.

- Work, bitch.
- Yes!

There we go!

Come on, Dawn!

I'm just wishing
I'd been naked.

♪ You wear it, you wear it,
you wear it well ♪

♪ Wig shop, nonstop,
hair salon ♪

♪ You wear it well ♪

♪ Value, brand new,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

Perfect timing, because
I have not showered today.

♪ Lift up your voice
and yell ♪

♪ You wear it, you wear it,
you wear it well ♪

Good one, Sam!

♪ Kitty girl,
work that high and tight ♪

♪ Sophisticate,
she classy day and night ♪

♪ Relax, bone straight,
lay it right ♪

♪ You know you wear it well ♪

Yes!

A'keria look like
she's wearing a diaper!

Girl, why would you
say that about her?

♪ You wear it, you wear it,
you wear it well ♪

♪ Kitty girl,
work that high and tight ♪

♪ Sophisticate,
she classy day and night ♪

Yes.

♪ Relax, bone straight,
lay it right ♪

♪ You know you wear it well ♪

- Okay!
- Yes!

Crystal actually looks hot.

I'm kind of like, ah, girl...

stop it.

♪ You wear it, you wear it,
you wear it well ♪

♪ You wear it well ♪

♪ French tip, lipstick,
painted on ♪

♪ You wear it well ♪

♪ Value sure suits you,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Work it for me ♪

- Oh!
- Oh!

Ow.

Girl, I think Silky thought
there was water down there

because she hits them
with a belly flop.

♪ Don't let nobody tell you
you ain't beautiful ♪

♪ Go on and dream big ♪

♪ When you feel good,
it's possible ♪

♪ So now you know the secret,
lift up your voice and yell ♪

♪ You wear it, you wear it,
you wear it well ♪

♪ You wear it well ♪

Oh, my gosh.

Y'all clean up real good.

- Thanks, mama.
- Thank you.

But one of you made
a big splash.

The winner of today's
Mini Challenge is...

Sam Star.

Thank you!

You've won a cash tip
of $2,500.

- Yes!
- Sickening.

That's right--

courtesy
of Dr. Bronner's Organic Soap,

whose mission is
to unite Spaceship Earth

because we are all one.

- Wow.
- I love it.

Bitch, $2,500--
that is a lot of soap.

All Stars,
for this week's Maxi Challenge,

you'll be starring in
the "Tournament of All Stars"

All-One Talent Rumble,

presented by Dr. Bronner's.

Okay!

Yes.

Now, tomorrow
on the main stage,

you'll show off
your individual acts,

and I will name
the top All Star of the week.

And the rest of you will
Rate-A-Queen

to determine
the bottom two All Stars.

Ladykins,
if you survive this week,

you'll be competing
in the grand finale

for a chance
to win a cash prize

of $200,000.

- Oh!
- Yes!

All Stars,
start your engines,

and may
the best drag queen win.

Oh.

Blown away.
- What a nice bath.

This week's Maxi Challenge is

the "Tournament of All Stars"
Talent Rumble.

Time for talent!

Oh, my gosh,
and it's gonna be a rumble.

I've actually never been
in a rumble.

Is that a fight?
Is rumbling fighting?

Are we fighting each other?

I can't wait to see
what your guys's talent is.

Yeah. I think I have
a feeling what yours might be.

I have no idea
what you're talking about.

I'm feeling amazing
about my talent number.

I am doing a cheer routine.

I'm gonna be flying.

I'm gonna be doing
the jumps, the splits,

the kicks, the flips.

I think it's gonna be
showstopping.

I'm very excited for this.
This is something that I've...

- It looks so good.
- Always wanted to do.

Last week, I talked
about cheer in my Story Hour,

because I really found myself
in cheer.

And I relied a lot
on my cheer abilities

in the beginning
of my early drag years,

'cause I needed to make money,
and flips and tricks did that.

So to get to do
this fully realized talent

on this stage and platform
is a dream come true.

A'keria, what are you doing?

So I'm doing, like,
a burlesque-show number.

So y'all know that I love
the glamour of things.

But for my talent show,
I want to do something

that was, like,
still gonna be glamorous

but also show
the silly side of me.

So I have puppets
dancing with me.

- "Puppets"?
- Yes.

That way it'll give that camp
to, like, what I already do

with the glamorous
and stuff like that.

- Come on, dancing puppet.
- I love.

But I'm anxious because
I've never done this before.

And I have to actually
construct the puppets here,

then I got to make
these bitches' dresses,

so it's a lot.

What are you doing, Crystal?

Me--you know,
I was wanting to keep it,

like, very intellectual.
- Because you are.

And I wanted it
to have a message.

So I'm doing kind of, like,
an interpretive dance

about global warming.

Global warming
is a serious issue,

and it must be addressed,
and I'm just the girl to do it.

Where does
the intellect come in?

You know, it's kind of, like,

if you don't get it,
you're dumb.

It's really important
I win this week

because the girls
already see me as a threat.

I got my Maxi Challenge win
last week.

And we already know
that Ms. Joey

was playing around with
the Rate-A-Queen rankings.

So, for my own sanity,
I really need to just win this.

So, once upon a time,

I was a ballroom-dance
instructor.

So I'm gonna do, like,

a "Dancing with the Stars"
inspired cha-cha.

It's funny
how you got into drag,

because all the shit we wear
has no "ball room."

Sam!

That was crazy.

Gold star.

We both had talent shows
on our seasons.

Yeah.

And they were
both Rate-A-Queens.

- Girl, we've been here before.
- Oh, my God!

- Mine was cute.
- Oh, was that when you did

your little crunchy dip
off the hay bale?

- Yes.
- I love that crunchy dip.

Shout-out to that hay bale.

It was Rate-A-Queen when I did
the talent show on season 17.

And some of the girls tried me.

Sam Star's talent show
was boring as fuck.

So, in sixth position,
I'm gonna put Sam Star.

So I'm very nervous
going into this challenge.

Are you doing a song
about being country

and about being a star?

No!

I'm gonna show my true talent,
which is kissing ass.

The song is basically

about being an overachiever,
teacher's pet.

What makes you
want to go that route?

Well, that's
what RuPaul called me.

Oh, did she, like,
in your bracket?

Yes.

You are that
cheeky little student

who's the teacher's pet.

Definitely.

And she's not the first one
to tell me that.

It seems like she's basing
an entire number

off of something that RuPaul
said to her once.

I feel like if you're going
the branding route,

you need to make it more clear.

I'm doing burlesque but elf-y,
a little kooky.

You know?
- I like it.

Like, burlesque but
with, like, a Dawn twist.

The word I'm using
for it is elf-lesque.

I mean, okay.

I think the burlesque numbers
are worn out.

Girls, congratulations.

You understand how zippers
and snaps work.

That doesn't mean
you're showing a talent.

Like, I thought talents--

you were supposed to, like,
bring something

that, like,
hasn't been seen before.

Girl, who hasn't seen
a cheer routine?

Not mine.
No one's seen one like mine.

- Okay.
- I'm pretty good.

- Good luck out there.
- Good luck, queen.

I know you had a big lunch.

- Whoo!
- Okay.

- Go for it!
- Let's go, team!

Oh, my God.
Hi, guys.

It's time to rehearse
our Talent Rumble acts

with the dancers.

All right, boys,
get on up here, come on.

I chose to rehearse
with Crystal and A'keria

because they're not really
in my ballpark of drag.

So I think it'll be fun
to get a different perspective.

Are we all stretched?

- Yeah.
- We stretched.

- Okay.
- Let's go, Coach Jasmine.

Who here has stunted before?

Perfect.

The toughest part
of my routine

is definitely the stunt.

It is the most
technically advanced--

not necessarily for me,
but for the dancers.

Y'all can lift me.
I'm light.

I promise.

So let's hope they get it.

One, two, dip,
three and five.

Perfect.
Perfect!

Oh, Sebastian,
you're so strong.

Thank you.
Oh!

Oh, no.

Sebastian, I'm taken.

The ice caps are melting,

and the world needs
to know about it.

My rehearsal with the dancers
is more of a workshop.

And so, you know,
in the winter, sometimes it's--

like, you're, like--
you're cold.

Oh, so cold, brr!

You need to flutter it
kind of like snowflakes.

More interpretive, please.

Yes.
Ugh, I feel cold.

You know, it's a wintry vibe.

And we're miming.

The creativity's just flowing
through my entire body.

And stop!

I'm freezing.

I'm freezing
because you captured

everything I was looking for.

Crystal--I really don't know
what's happening here.

And then you're gonna yank it
from my hands!

Don't throw it.
Huge mistake.

Pick it back up.
- Pick it back up.

I am confused as hell.

So now you're gonna
fly it behind me.

Yes!

Oh, isn't it whimsical?

She needs to be studied.

And now I'm officially
a professional choreographer.

- So, Silky.
- Uh-huh.

- Here's the vision.
- Give it to me.

"Dancing with the Stars,"
cha-cha,

and a lot of homosexuality.

I don't know much about that,
but I'll pretend.

Okay.

Thank you so much
for being an ally.

Even though Silky did not like
the way that I ranked her,

I think we're a really good
match for a rehearsal.

We know how to have
a conversation,

and I know Silky
is gonna be honest with me.

One and two and three
and four and five,

six and seven.

How does that look?

So far, I'm impressed.

But as you're performing,
you look like you're thinking.

Oh, I am, for sure.

Make sure when you onstage

that you're
the only homosexual.

Just eat they ass up.

Honey.

I want to have moment alone,

moments as a formation,
partner dancing,

and I want to have tricks.

So there are a lot of elements
that I'm trying to hit

in a very limited amount
of time.

Like, are we even gonna be able

to get through
the whole routine?

I'm so nervous,
I'm gonna pop my tuck.

I am doing
majorette-style dancing,

HBCU style.

HBCU--Historical Black Colleges
and University dance lines.

It's gonna be high energy.

My formations
are gonna be great.

Historically,
men do not do dance like this.

I'm getting a chance
to introduce a style of dance

that has influenced drag queens

since the beginning of time,
and they don't even know it.

Your hands should look like Ls.

Five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.

Joey, what's it giving?

The two on the outside
are giving bottom, and I live.

They all have to give bottom.

- Come on, y'all.
- Y'all not giving bottom?

Come on.

Hit it!

Right.
- It's sickening.

I'm trying to impress RuPaul

because if I don't win
this week's challenge,

I already know

I'm gonna get a 5 on
the Rate-A-Queen from A'keria

because I put her last
last week.

And, honestly, how these other
girls been playing the game,

they can all put me
in the bottom.

But I ain't scared.

I'll see you at the lip sync.

So my number
is giving very, like,

burlesque but in
Dawn's world, okay?

- Sexy elf pussy.
- Oh, beyond.

My name is Dawn,

and this is the story of my life
in pure, unadulterated puss.

Did we all do it?
Did they all grab their pussies?

Yes, but just remind them

that there's a little break
before it goes into "puss."

Okay, yeah.
Pure, unadulterated, then puss.

Sorry.
She's trying her best, y'all.

Dang.

Um, um, um, um,
what was I saying?

Dawn--I'm a little worried.

I can tell it's her first time
teaching a dance rehearsal.

So, out, out, in, in.

Um...

Sorry, I've never taught
choreo in my life.

We with you. We with you.
We with you.

- Moving on.
- All right.

So I'm up here realizing

that I have no idea
what the fuck I'm doing.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

So then at that point,

it goes into, like,
a little spoken-word part

where we're going to--
- Oh, God, not again.

More spoken word?

Do you want to fight me,
Sam Star?

No.

I'm starting to spiral

because I don't want her
to judge me

and then maybe run back

and tell her girlie friends
that I suck

and that they should put me
in the bottom, you know?

So I'm all over the place in
my head about the game of it.

And then you guys
are gonna, like, eat me,

'cause I'm tasty,
tasty, tasty, tasty.

Okay?

Do we like that?
- Yeah.

Are we having fun with it?

I don't know.

We're not gonna run it again,
'cause it'll be fine.

Let's rumble!

Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow,
pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow!

- I want to fight!
- We could have a rumble.

That's a rumble.

Today we're getting
ready for our

"Tournament of All Stars"
Talent Rumble.

Girls, it's talent show day!

Here we go.

I'm excited.
Are you excited?

Yes!

Whatever happens
today determines

who makes it to the finale.

So, if tensions
weren't high already, boop!

That's the vibe.

- A'keria?
- Yes.

- Who is this? She's scary.
- Gloveen.

I like her.
Girl, her legs are broken.

She had tray last night.
So she's in recovery.

- Oh, God.
- Something's not done.

- Some work is still happening.
- Some work is still happening.

A'keria's working
on those puppets.

Some mannequins
are still being made.

I ain't saying nothing.

Mm-mm.

Baby, this is,
like, "All Stars."

You shouldn't wait last minute
to get ready for this.

I'm, like, definitely
a little nervous.

It seems like
a lot of the girls

are bringing, like, talent,
you know?

Like, ballroom dance,
cheer lifts,

whatever the fuck's
going on over there.

- It is called a talent show.
- No, I know.

But, like, it's just--
it's intimidating, you know?

I am feeling like
I'm a step behind

because of how I did last week

and worried that the girls
are going to think,

we're using this against Dawn.

Well, one of the biggest
things in pageantry

is the level of originality.
- Right.

You have your talent, but
there's, like, what's the look?

What's the originality?
What's the entertainment value?

What's the cleanest?

Is probably
how I'm gonna rank it.

I think that's a fair way
to look at it.

I'm really going in,
like, pageant mentality.

Well, last time,

you thought we were all going
to turn on you.

Yeah.

I said I didn't know
what the vibe was gonna be--

It seemed like maybe
you turned on us.

I did.

I did play a game.
- Okay.

Are you gonna be playing
a game today?

The last thing
I need right now

is the girls
to, like, doubt my intentions.

How many times
do I have to say,

I'm judging this
like a pageant?

Joey, people play games
at pageants all the time, so...

God, girl, shut up.

You shut up, stupid.

If I don't deliver,

do I think I'm in danger
of being in the bottom two?

Yeah.

Speaking of Rate-A-Queen,

do y'all rate
based on your personal opinion

or what the judges critique on?

I'm personal opinion.

Honestly, entertainment
value--it's a talent show.

And I think I'm a fair judge,
for the most part.

I judged fairly last week.

Girl.

Oh, you don't agree?

Do you have any response
or rebuttal?

- No.
- No?

- Absolutely not.
- Okay.

A'keria and Silky, they're not
talking about their beef.

And part of me's like, bitch,

if they won't talk about it,
let's put them in the bottom.

How are you feeling
on time, A'keria?

Are you stressed?
- Uh-uh.

- Okay, good.
- I'm good.

Right? Let's watch a lip sync

to these bitches who fucking
hate each other.

Like, that would be fun.
You know what I mean?

I'm judging mine
based off of the foam party.

- Yes.
- Hell, yeah, Sam.

Work.

I'm gonna close
my eyes and point.

I know I'm in danger tonight.

I already know
I have an opp here.

And I've been seeing whispers
around the room

about my puppet.

But let's be clear.

Regardless of whatever happens,

I'm gonna fight
for my spot to stay.

Hey!

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Walk ♪

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

Look at that.

Wow!

♪ And what? ♪

Welcome to the main stage

of "RuPaul's Drag Race:
Tournament of All Stars."

She knows talent
when she smells it.

It's Michelle Visage.

Did I do that?

Her talent's so big,
you could choke on it.

It's Ts Madison.

Honey, it's too long.
It's too wide.

It's so big, it won't fit!

I'm talking
about my talent, Ru.

I know
what you talking about.

When it comes to talent,
his cup runneth over.

It's Cooper Koch!

Bottoms up, mama.

I thought you'd never ask!

This week, we challenged
our All Stars to throw down

in the "Tournament of All Stars"
All-One Talent Rumble.

Tonight on the runway,
category is

It's Giving Crowned Queen.

Ooh.

All Stars,
start your engines,

and may
the best drag queen win.

Welcome to

the "Tournament of All Stars"
All-One Talent Rumble,

presented by Dr. Bronner's.

Up first, she's the star pupil,

Sam Star.

Good evening, Dean Ru,

and all you esteemed faculty.

Sam Star is ready to study.

♪ Some girls like to twirl,
some girls like to shout ♪

♪ But I'm just here
for one thing, baby ♪

♪ I know how to spell it out ♪

♪ Give 'em A plus B,
we'll see how I do it ♪

♪ Who's the queen ready
to kiss some... ♪

- Ah!
- ♪ Oh, wait, that's me ♪

♪ They say I'm a brownnoser ♪

♪ A total teacher's pet,
anything for extra credit ♪

♪ Say anything I've got to ♪

♪ Like, oh, my God,
you don't look a day over 16 ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm a--
I'm a teacher's pet ♪

♪ That queen
is top of class ♪

♪ Work hard,
she's born to pass ♪

♪ I'm a--I'm a teacher's pet ♪

♪ No, it ain't that hard ♪

♪ Everybody knows
how I get my gold star ♪

♪ A little bit of ooh ♪

♪ Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah,
mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah ♪

♪ Like, ooh,
mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah ♪

♪ I'm a--I'm a teacher's pet ♪

Thank you guys so much.

Now, where's my star?

- That was great!
- That was so cute!

Okay.

Samantha Star--
clean choreography,

hot bitch, sexy slut.

But, like, I think
it lacked an X factor.

And I definitely have seen her

wear that wig
once or twice before.

She's pretty
and witty and gay.

It's Joey Jay.

Dancing the cha-cha,

Joey Jay and her team
of power bottoms.

Once upon a time, there was
a little white gay boy

from Madison, Wisconsin.

At 22, he was given his
first pair of cha-cha heels,

and the world became
his dance floor.

You better dance,
you homosexual!

♪ Homo... ♪

♪ Sexual ♪

♪ Homosexual ♪

♪ You better dance,
you homosexual ♪

♪ Gay with a capital A ♪

♪ Are you deaf? ♪

♪ Uno, dos, tres ♪

♪ You better dance,
you homosexual ♪

♪ You better dance,
you homosexual ♪

Fuck.

We fucked up.

Could the girls use this
as ammunition against me?

Could they put me
in the bottom?

She's got spirit.

Yes, she do.

It's Jasmine Kennedie.

♪ Drag queen,
I'm the queen of drag ♪

♪ Born to transform
and here to perform, hit it ♪

♪ The main event is here,
let the basic disappear ♪

♪ I'm so official,
that's what's up ♪

♪ With a single flip ♪

♪ This song is back,
I'm on the rise ♪

♪ Serving face all the time ♪

♪ Don't pray, I came to slay ♪

♪ Toss me high on the stage ♪

♪ The doll is back,
the doll is back ♪

♪ The doll, the doll,
the doll, the doll ♪

♪ Watch me serve,
watch me serve ♪

♪ Watch me serve,
you've got the nerve ♪

Yes!

♪ I'm so bad, I'm so bad ♪

♪ I'm so bad, I made you mad ♪

♪ Work, work, work, work ♪

♪ Work, work, work,
work, work, work ♪

♪ Work, work,
work, work, work ♪

♪ You bitches can't take it ♪

- Good job, Jasmine!
- Yeah!

We can't take you, girl!

We can't take you nowhere.

Showing us why the caged
bird sings, it's Dawn.

My name is Dawn.

And this is the story
of my life--

a marvelous account
of grit, glamour...

And pure, unadulterated puss.

I came out of the womb
6'2", gorgeous,

fat little ass, tiny waist,

and this tasty, tasty,

tasty blue skin.

But all that anyone
ever talks about...

Is my goddamn big,
pointy ears.

♪ My ears ♪

You wouldn't believe it,

but I actually have
34 eyeballs on my tits.

And all that anyone ever
talks about is my ears.

I would like to challenge you
with the elf ears.

We want to see versatility.

Look, I can literally
fucking fly.

But you wouldn't know,

because all that anyone
ever talks about is my ears!

Okay, Dawn!

Welcome back to

the "Tournament of All Stars"
Talent Rumble.

She's your dream, girl.

It's A'keria C. Davenport.

♪ Tonight the magic
of drag calls my name ♪

♪ With the class of Diane,
I begin my reign ♪

♪ On this runway stage,
I stake my claim ♪

♪ With every step,
I rise to fame ♪

♪ Mama Ru taught me
to win my power ♪

♪ To move and shine
in every hour ♪

♪ Mama Ru taught me
to claim my life ♪

♪ To lift my voice
and rule the night ♪

♪ We are Ru girls, boys ♪

♪ We'll make you happy ♪

♪ Struttin' our fantasy,
confident and snappy ♪

♪ Just like Ru,
I'm gonna wear my crown ♪

♪ We are Ru girls, boys,
won't let you down ♪

Mama Ru said it first.

If you can't love yourself,

how in the hell are you gonna
love somebody else?

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ru, ooh ♪

♪ Ru girls ♪

♪ Ru ♪

Yes!

I can't tell if I'm obsessed
with it

or if I hate it.

But I got to say,
it was a hoot.

Get a load
of her snow globes.

It's Crystal Methyd.

Yes!

Whoo!

Yeah!

What did I just witness?

Oh, my God.

Marching to the beat
of her own drum,

it's Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

Ladies and gentlemen,
scholars and showstoppers,

welcome to
the HBC-Ru Halftime Show.

You already know
what time it is.

Coming straight off the field,
thick and talented,

the one and only
Miss Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

♪ I'm back, back,
back, back again ♪

♪ Big Silk
for the good old win ♪

♪ One time
for the good ganache ♪

♪ Big bank, big house,
two-car garage ♪

♪ Tell them bitches
I came to twirl ♪

♪ Big girls,
we run the world ♪

♪ The way I move my hands
and throw my fins ♪

♪ Watch out
for the big girl ♪

♪ Don't look up, bitch,
I'm sickening, gag ♪

♪ Rainbow mafia,
raise your flag ♪

♪ Death drop,
but don't break your back ♪

♪ This time
I got it in the bag ♪

♪ This time I got it
in the bag, bag, bag, bag ♪

♪ Whoa! ♪

♪ Left, left,
left, right, left ♪

Whoo!

♪ Left, left,
left, right, left ♪

Work, bitch!
Work!

♪ Mother of the house ♪

Category is,
It's Giving Crowned Queen.

Up first, Sam Star.

I own 51% of this dude ranch.

I'm giving if Saforelle
had a collection dedicated

to cowboys in Alabama.

She's armed and dangerous.

I have my lasso
coming off of my waist.

I have my white fringe
all the way down the side.

And my pussy is damn
near out on the stage,

but it's giving glamour.

I'm looking
for a big black stud.

♪ Bitch, get back
when I step on the runway ♪

First openly homosexual
contestant on "Drag Race,"

Joey Jay.

Oh, wow.

I feel gorgeous.
I feel glamorous.

I feel like
it's a twist of sex

and Ursula.

Those are
some big anal beads.

This is Joey Jay's peak,

most elevated drag.

Joey Jay is gay and rich.

♪ Mother of the house ♪

Jasmine Kennedie.

Oh, darling.

Yay, more than
one shade of green.

I've decided
to do drag today.

I am in this beautiful
custom gown.

It's all these layers
of beautiful chiffons

and blues and greens.

Now, Michelle loves green.
She's just twisting your tits.

Oh, yeah.

I love when my tits
get twisted.

Oh, yeah.

I just look like
the queen of the sea.

I look ethereal, otherworldly.

This is what we call
a sea-weave.

Dawn.

Holy shit.
She looks gorgeous.

Mm-hmm.

Imagine this.

You're a blue alien
getting married.

Smurfette is finally
getting married.

About time.

Blue skin,
slicked-back blonde hair.

I'm literally floating
in a bed of flowers.

Wow.

This gives the epitome

of Dawn Eleganza.

Oh, I think she let out
a little Smurf fart.

Yeah.

BBQ--Big Blue Queef.

♪ Mother of the house ♪

A'keria C. Davenport.

You better rise
from the ashes.

Come on, phoenix!

Do you see the body?

Do you see the colors and
the feathers just hugging me?

Ooh, I feel like a bird, bitch.

Look at all this ash.

This is my third time
here on "Drag Race."

And so I wanted this to be
a message not only to myself,

but to Ru and America that,
no matter what,

I am that phoenix
that has rose from the ashes.

I can be that crowned queen.

You want to talk
about a fire crotch?

Okay.

Crystal Methyd.

Ooh!

Wow.

Did you put something
in my coffee?

This is one of the most
fantastical things

I've ever worn.

It takes inspirations
from my Mexican culture.

She's a star
on "Az-tec Talk."

This is a re-imagination

of some of the classic Aztec
silhouettes you may have seen,

but kind of taken
into a new era.

Crystal Methyd,
now streaming on all platforms.

♪ Bitch, get back
when I step on the runway ♪

The Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

- Oh, wow.
- Ooh.

- Oh.
- Mm.

There is no more hair left
in India.

Honey, I look sickening.

I wanted to bring
the biggest hair,

the most beads
that y'all have ever seen.

I just got word there are
no more beads left in India.

Do you hear on the floor,

all the beads
and the rhinestones?

Baby, I was like a parade.

You hear me coming,
'cause I'm big mama!

Remind me to ask her

what conditioner
she uses on her hair.

Mane n' Tail.

I was gonna say
the same thing.

♪ Mother of the house ♪

Welcome, All Stars.

Semifinal rules
are in full effect.

Tonight I'll name
one top All Star of the week,

who will receive a cash tip
of $10,000.

And then the rest of you
will Rate-A-Queen

to determine
the two bottom All Stars.

Those two will lip-sync
for their lives.

And one of you
will be eliminated.

Now it's time
for the judges' critiques,

starting with Sham Shtar.

My Michelle Pfeiffer
of the girls, honey.

Listen, I loved your routine.

My favorite part was when
your legs were wide open

and I could see your star.

That routine
was really crisp,

really tight, really precise.
- Thank you.

I think you can sometimes
sterilize yourself.

Remember to keep a little bit
of that dirt in there,

'cause we know you got it.

We have seen it.
- Yes, ma'am.

This look is so fun.

The hand with the star there is
just such a beautiful detail.

You are so put together, Sam.

Your routine was fabulous.
You are the teacher's pet.

I was going for an A-plus.

I hope I made you proud,
Teacher.

Well, you got it.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Up next, Joey Jay.

This is definitely gorgeous.

I love these stones,
and your makeup looks great.

It looks very rich.

If you're not rich now, honey,
you better leave here rich.

That's the plan.

Oh, okay, got it.
It's gonna work.

You better dance,
you homosexual!

So, okay, you didn't land
your flip.

Don't let it ruin your face.

It's so hard not to.

Even though it was a split
second, we could see it.

I really enjoyed your song.
It was so on brand.

And this is what
an All Star learns--

is how to brand yourself.

Can't wait to see the merch.

What will be the first item
of your homosexual merchandise?

A butt plug.

- Yes!
- Perfect!

All right, up next,
Jasmine Kennedie.

Hi.

The cheerleading was so fun.

I always wanted to be
a cheerleader

when I was young and closeted.

It was really full
of energy,

full of technique,
full of estrogen.

Boink, boink.

Well, you were fantastic.

There was one point when you
were about to go up in the air

into the rafters.

There was just this one look
of, oh, my gosh.

Am I going to make it?
- Yeah.

And you made it,
and you were so happy.

'Cause I felt the bobble.

I was like, no, stick it,
stick it, stick it!

Jasmine,
I've been so proud of you

becoming the woman
that you are today.

Oh.

This gown,
I have one word for you--

fab, fab, fab, fab, fab, fab...

- I'm so fab.
- Fab, fab, fab, fab, fab.

- Yeah. Fab.
- Yes.

I'm just so glad
that you've blossomed

into exactly who you are.

Chef's kiss.

Up next, Dawn.

I think my favorite thing
about your number was,

your ears had a striptease.

And your ears were
also wearing pasties.

- Mm-hmm.
- That was so silly.

And what you're wearing
right now

is just why I love drag.

It's stunning.
It's truly unbelievable.

I love your aesthetic.

It is so unique to you.

Listen, we've seen this
sort of fantasy thing before,

but you do it
your own unique way.

Thank you, Ru.
I appreciate it.

A'keria C. Davenport.

A'keria, what I actually
really enjoyed

in your production is,
it was silly,

and A'keria
doesn't usually get silly.

I know you had a little bit of
an issue with the front girl,

'cause she was supposed
to be doing the talking part.

You know, we know
that you can lip-sync

the house down boots.

And the girl
in the front was like...

I think she had
something going on

'cause her lip was to the side,
but you made it work.

This look tonight
is so gorgeous.

I don't expect really
any less from you.

It tells a story.

We all know that you're a
phoenix rising from the ashes.

Yeah, A'keria,
this is so beautiful and hot.

- Thank you.
- I feel the fire

coming from your--your...

- You can say it.
- Undercarriage.

- Say it.
- Her pussy, her coochie.

- All right, thank you.
- Thank you.

Up next, Crystal Methyd.

Hey.

Cher would just kill
for this outfit.

I would love to see Cher
in this.

Oh, my gosh.

It is spectacular.
It really, really is.

Crystal, Crossy,
the burlesque snowman--

everything about that
should have been a failure.

And it was such
a screaming success

because it was so ridiculous.

But you do it so artistically.

I was disgusted.
I was turned on.

I just didn't know what was
happening in front of my eyes.

And that is what I love
about this show.

And I think our favorite part
was you prolapsed a carrot.

Yes, you know?

Wow, that girl has skills,

'cause the last time I pulled
a carrot out of my back, girl,

it did not stay orange
like that, honey.

It was so clean.

Up next,
Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

Silky, you are a showgirl.
There's no doubt about it.

Wherever it is
that you walk in,

you command the people
to watch you.

Thank you.

I love the way that you
came out to a marching band.

Silky, you really are
an All Star.

You're a dancing queen, girl.

You were doing
some moves out there.

And I just--I loved it.

This look tonight--
oh, this is gorgeous.

This color on your skin,
this beautiful shade of gold,

the right hair with it.

The only thing that would have
brought it to a ten for me

was that shoe--
to put an open-toe,

kind of clunky
wood platform with it...

Doesn't work.

I didn't mind the shoes.

- Thank you.
- I liked the shoes.

And I love the sound that
the beads make on the floor.

It's just truly stunning.

Is that an antique gown?

No.

It had an antique price
on it, though.

Thank you, All Stars.
I think we've heard enough.

Based on your
Talent Rumble performances

and your

It's Giving Crowned Queen
runway presentations,

I've made my decision.

The top All Star
of the week is...

Crystal Methyd.

Condragulations.
- Oh, my God!

Thank you.
Thank you.

You're a winner, baby.

I did it!

You've earned a cash tip
of $10,000...

- Oh, girl.
- Courtesy of Dr. Bronner's,

who is also donating $100,000

to the ACLU Foundation

to protect LGBTQ+ rights

and freedom of expression.

Thank you so much!

Now, in the
"Tournament of All Stars,"

if you're not in the top,
you're in the bottom.

So the rest of you,
it's time to Rate-A-Queen.

You'll rank your competitors
from the top MVQ

to the bottom.

And the bottom two
will lip-sync for their lives.

Jasmine, are you feeling
emotional?

I'm fine.

Oh, no, you're not.

I just feel like I've tried...

so hard to get a win.

And I really thought
I was great.

And I don't mean anything
against Crystal, but...

talent show.

That's all.
- All right.

Well, while you Rate-A-Queen,

the judges and I will be
bed rotting.

You may leave the stage.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

It's time to rate the queens

in the Rate-A-Queen
Dungeon of Darkness.

Well, well, well,
we're back again.

This is the most important
Rate-A-Queen,

because it's gonna determine

who's gonna advance
to the finals.

And, bitch, I'm nervous.

Let's get this over with.

My number-one MVQ--
Jasmine Kennedie.

She's very upset.

So maybe if I tell her
that I ranked her first,

she'll feel
a little bit better.

My number-one MVQ is gonna be
Jasmine Kennedie.

That's my sister.

I feel like she really put in
the work this week.

And we might have been scheming
a little bit.

My number-one MVQ is Silky.

Joey Jay.

I really enjoyed
her performance.

both: My number two...
- My number two...

Dawn.

She got an amazing critique.
- Number-two MVQ...

I don't know.
- My...

- Number four...
- MVQ...

Joey Jay put me
at fourth last week.

So my number-four MVQ
will go to Joey Jay.

Let's see how it feel
to play your little game.

My number-four MVQ, Sam Star,

because we're splitting hairs,

and I just think that
some of these routines

had a lot more punch to them.

This week I made it very clear
to the girls,

I'm going to judge it
like a pageant.

So I'm sorry, sis.

My number-four MVQ--

oh, God, this is so hard

because Silky saved my ass
last week.

But it wasn't the best.

So my number-four MVQ
is gonna be Silky.

Oh, God, should I change it?

And, lastly,
my number-five MVQ

goes to A'keria C. Davenport...

because the dolls were crazy.

A'keria C. Davenport.

I don't think it was as clean
as it could have been.

A'keria Chanel Davenport.

I know she's gonna put me
number five.

So, in case I have
to lip-sync for my life,

she gonna have to see me.

My number-five MVQ is Silky.

Let's be clear.
She gave me a six last week.

She can have that five spot.
She'll be okay.

And guess what.
That's the motherfucking tea.

And that is the tea.

- And that's...
- The tea.

And that's the tea.

That's the motherfucking tea.
Lock it in.

Welcome back, All Stars.

Your fellow queens
have made some decisions.

Based on the Rate-A-Queen
results,

the bottom two queens
of the week are...

A'keria C. Davenport...

and Sam Star.

I'm sorry, my dears, but you
are both up for elimination.

The rest of you may step
to the back of the stage.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Two All Stars
stand before me.

Ladies...

this is your last chance
to impress me

and save yourself

from elimination.

The time has come...

For you to Lip Sync

for Your Life.

I'm a little gagged
that I'm in the bottom two.

But I'm not gonna back down
from the battle.

I'm about to give it my all.
I'm hoping I can save my ass.

I'm here once again
having to save myself.

And y'all know
she's ready to fight.

So come on, let's battle.

Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

♪ Girls ♪

♪ We run this mother ♪

♪ Girls, we run this mother ♪

♪ Who run the world?
- ♪ Girls ♪

- ♪ Who run the world?
- ♪ Girls ♪

- ♪ Girls
- ♪ Who run the world? ♪

- ♪ Girls
- ♪ Girls ♪

♪ Who run this mother? ♪

♪ Who run this mother?
- ♪ Girls ♪

- ♪ Who run this mother?
- ♪ Girls ♪

- ♪ Who run the world?
- ♪ Girls ♪

♪ Some of them men think
they freak this like we do ♪

♪ But, no, they don't ♪

♪ Make your check,
come at they neck ♪

♪ Disrespect us,
no, they won't ♪

♪ Boy, don't even try
to touch this, touch this ♪

♪ Boy, this beat
is crazy, crazy ♪

♪ This is how they made me,
made me ♪

♪ Houston, Texas, baby ♪

♪ This goes out to all
the women getting it in ♪

♪ You on your grind ♪

♪ To all the men
that respect what I do ♪

♪ Please accept my shine ♪

♪ Boy, you know you love it ♪

♪ How we smart enough
to make these millions ♪

♪ Strong enough
to bear the children ♪

♪ Then get back to business ♪

♪ See,
you better not play me ♪

♪ Oh, come here, baby ♪

♪ Hope you still like me ♪

♪ F-U, pay me ♪

♪ My persuasion ♪

♪ Can build a nation ♪

♪ Endless power ♪

♪ With our love,
we can devour ♪

♪ You'll do anything ♪

♪ For me ♪

♪ Who run the world?
- ♪ Girls ♪

- ♪ Who run the world?
- ♪ Girls ♪

♪ Who are we?
What we run? ♪

♪ The world ♪

♪ Who run this mother?
Who are we? ♪

♪ We run the world ♪

♪ Who run this mother? ♪

♪ Who are we? ♪

♪ What do we run? ♪

♪ We run the world ♪

♪ Who run this mother? ♪

♪ Who are we? ♪

♪ What we run? ♪

♪ We run the world ♪

♪ Who run the world?
- ♪ Girls ♪

Work.

- All right.
- All right!

Work, bitch!

- Come on, girls!
- You're both so sexy!

All Stars,
I've made my decision.

A'keria C. Davenport,
shantay, you stay.

Thank you so much.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

You may join the other girls.

- Good job, baby.
- Thank you.

Who runs the world?

Sam Star.

Now, sashay away.

Thank you so much
for everything.

It's gonna mean the world
to me forever.

So thank you.
- Thank you.

We love you, Sam!

You're a star, baby.

Obviously,
my heart is broken.

I really thought I had what
it took to go all the way.

I'm just not gonna
beat myself up too much

and know that I gave it my all.

And, hey,
that's how the cookie crumbled.

And, bitch, I don't want
to eat cookies ever again.

Everybody knows
I'm not just some star.

It's Sam Star!
Ding!

- Yes, queen!
- Thank you.

Condragulations, All Stars.

I will see you
at next week's grand finale--

Smackdown for the Crown.

Until then, remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?
all: Amen!

All right,
now let the music play.

♪ Good luck,
and don't eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't,
good luck, and don't, unh ♪

♪ Good luck,
and don't eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Eff it up ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't,
good luck, baby ♪

♪ Good luck,
and don't eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Eff it up ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't,
good luck, baby ♪

♪ Good luck,
and don't eff it up, up, up ♪