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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Oh, God. Oh, God.
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Oh, God.
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This fuckin' thing.
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This… Fuck.
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Okay.
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Come on!
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Come on, man!
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Piece of fuckin'… piece of shit!
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Lockdown initiated.
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Morty!
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Oh, hey, pal. What's up?
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Oh, good morning, Morty.
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Yeah. Sure thing.
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You want breakfast?
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Or dinner?
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Are you humoring me, Morty?
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No.
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I only had a couple of drinks, Morty!
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So, what do you need me for?
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This fuckin' thing locked me out!
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Okay. Well, whose fault is that?
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- Yours!
- What?
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Let me in!
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Morty!
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I mean, Rick, I don't really know
what I can do here.
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You don't give a shit
about Grandpa, huh?
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Is that it, Morty?
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- You want me dead?
- Rick.
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You won't inherit
anything from me, Morty.
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Evil boy. Wicked boy.
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Okay. You know what?
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Hello? Rick Sanchez's phone.
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How'd you get this number?
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- Reese!
- Reese?
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You're in town? Of course we can.
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Of course I'm drunk.
Let's see you soon!
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Guess who that was!
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It was Reese. You said it out loud!
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Fucking Reese, Morty!
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Who needs passwords, huh?
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We need our minds
off of this shit, Morty.
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We gotta hang out with our pal Reese!
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Rick, you just yelled at me,
and I don't even care.
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I like Reese that much.
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That's 'cause he's the fuckin' best!
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You got that right.
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Reese! Reese! Reese!
Reese! Reese! Reese!
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I love these trips, Reese.
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Hell yeah!
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Fly-fishing, baby!
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Aww! Was that my fault?
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Did I fuck that up?
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M-dawg, if they never got away,
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what'd be the point of catching 'em?
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Man, that's some great,
great fly-fishing wisdom, Reese.
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Really calming.
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You gotta wade
with the current, dude.
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You're the best.
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Aww, geez!
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Hey, Morty.
Morty, Morty, Morty, Morty!
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Oh! Oh, God! Rick!
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Get outta here!
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I
know I packed
the special marshmallows.
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- One job.
- I opened the cabinet,
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I looked at them.
I
know I looked at them!
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One job! You forgot them
on the last Reese trip.
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Seems like a bad thing
to trust me with, then.
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You gotta be more patient
with Morty, Rick.
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Not everyone can be a genius.
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It's what you do
with what you got that counts.
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Sorry, Morty.
I could take it easier on you.
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I'm still wired
from catching all those fish.
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Well, you'd find a way
to get high on anything.
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Ain't that the truth?
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True.
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You know, Rick, you two may fight,
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but you're the real deal.
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Thanks, Reese.
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Ah, man. I hate to do this, guys,
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but I got some work stuff
I still need to hit.
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Might have to call it.
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Sounds good to me. I'm beat.
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What? The trip just started.
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Sorry, champ, but the river's
not going anywhere.
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Shake a leg, Morty.
Some of us got responsibilities.
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You could always
just move to Earth, Reese.
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Rick's a god. He could, like,
grow your job out of slime.
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He could grow
your whole company out of slime.
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It's a great idea, Morty.
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I'll pitch it to my boss.
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Bye, Reese.
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Remember, wade with the current, pal.
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Theft detected.
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Did you just…
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Threat nullified.
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- Shit.
- Jesus fucking Christ!
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Okay, so, Morty,
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I know your instinct will be
to make a big deal about this.
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You'll be all, "Betrayal! Betrayal!"
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We've known him for years!
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So Reese takes us camping
whenever you get locked out?!
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Oh, my God.
Am I your fucking password?
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It's more complex than that.
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But, yes. Our relationship
is unique in the multiverse.
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There. Jerk off to it.
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It's what you always wanted.
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We're unique,
and I depend on you. Whoa!
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And you needed to gaslight me
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with a cool fake friend
to verify that?!
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Morty, how can you be mad at this?
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I created an awesome guy
we had a great time with.
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I'm more sad about this
than you, Morty.
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I liked Reese. Reese was cool.
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Now I gotta build
a new fuckin' Reese thing!
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- What?
- It's just…
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How is there
that much liquid in there?
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Oh. This one is…
it's a portal thing.
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There's a big silo full of vodka
on this one planet.
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These little hog-men
keep it full for me.
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- Okay.
- I'm gonna go empty it.
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Rick? That was fucked up, Rick.
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But I can handle fucked up.
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And now that I know what Reese is,
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we can hang out
with him all the time, right?
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Morty, wha-wha…
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What the hell are you doing to him?
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Oh. I gotta transfer over
some stuff before disposal.
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"Disposal"?!
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Reese is a liability, Morty.
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He's like a credit card.
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If he's not in use,
he's gotta be shredded.
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Chin up, Morty.
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It's my bad for going all
Iron Giant in front of ya.
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I don't want you to die.
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Hey, hey, hey, I'm not dying…
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'cause I was never really living.
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He's got all my passwords, Morty.
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You can't just… he's not a guy,
he's a wallet.
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Nice wallet.
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Morty!
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Lockdown initiated.
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Morty, no!
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Reese is my friend!
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He's not alive, Morty!
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He's a program
that unlocks my computer
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and dispenses clichés!
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You better open that hatch, Morty!
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Reese? Are you okay?
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Whoa! I'm a bit worried.
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I mean, what happens
when Rick reels us in?
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Guess I can drop the folksy act.
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No, I like it.
It's part of the charm.
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Well, then where are we casting off?
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There's an old
landline portal down here.
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Level 17.
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We'll figure it out from there.
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Aye-aye, Captain!
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Maybe a lighter touch.
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Oh! The TV froze!
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Now what do I think?!
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Huge Clouds Metallurgy.
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You guys helped me build a lock.
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That's right, we did.
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I locked it with the keys inside.
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That is gonna take some metallurgy.
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You said it. How soon
can your technician get here?
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We need remote system access.
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Can do. One sec.
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Hey, Jerry, call for you.
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Hello…
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Yeah, yeah,
you're a bipedal simian now,
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in a gravity of 9.8 MPS.
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Don't get any ideas.
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So much mass.
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Sorry, sorry.
You said the lock was…
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This is interesting.
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We don't sell this model
double-bonded.
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I know. Did that myself.
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This is quality work.
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Oh, thanks.
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Of course, it does void the warranty.
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What?
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I'll need access to this whole thing.
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Might have to dig it all out.
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Is there a place where I could get
tools and things for this?
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A hardware store?
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- Yes.
- And you're not just stalling
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'cause you wanna take
this new body out
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for a sensory flight of fancy?
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No.
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Remember, whole subbasement dug out!
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Should be a straight shot to 17.
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Just have to…
cut through the prison level.
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Hey, those weapons you used earlier
to kill that raccoon…
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Destroy the intruder.
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Destroy the intruder! That's better.
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Can you use those whenever?
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Not really. I mean, just on things
that threaten you,
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the house, or Rick.
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So you can destroy things
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that are hurting me.
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Yes.
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Aw, geez.
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Threat nullified.
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Here we go. There should be
no shortage of threats in here.
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Thank fucking God.
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That was gonna suck.
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Aw, I was fixing
to have me a hootenanny
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like you wouldn't believe.
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Revenge!
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He grabbed your leg
and screamed "revenge."
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No, no, all that buildup,
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I'm glad something happened.
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Morty I don't actually know
what "hootenanny" means.
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It's okay. We're almost there.
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- Where the fuck is that guy?
- Dad?
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Where's Jerry?!
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That's exactly what I'm wondering!
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- Hello?
- That doesn't sound
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like a hardware store.
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It is!
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You let anyone do that?
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He gave us all the money he had.
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Threat nullified.
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Hey, how 's your head?
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My vision's gettin' pretty cloudy.
227
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But even I can see
you're almost free, Reese!
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Yes! We're getting you out of here!
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Oh, that looks nice.
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Good. Then that's your new home.
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Wow.
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Huh. Expected a different kind
of catfish.
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'Scuse me.
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Is there still forest around here?
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What's that? Oh, no.
236
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,779
Not since the God in the White Coat.
237
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:20,823
He gave our world the gift of metal
and computer science.
238
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:23,868
In return, we run his holy silo.
239
00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:25,995
The younger hogs resent our duty.
240
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,288
Can't say I blame 'em.
241
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:30,416
If wages keep stagnatin',
maybe I'll do something worse!
242
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:33,503
Oh, wow. Yeah, that guy's my grandpa.
243
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,214
This is Reese. He works for him too.
244
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:37,298
The password man.
245
00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,050
Oh, I may be putting down roots here.
246
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,261
Please do!
Now, if y'all will excuse me,
247
00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:44,597
I'm needed at a high-tech
potato distillery.
248
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,641
Well, we did it, Reese.
249
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,518
It's the first day
of the rest of your life.
250
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:51,020
Before today, I was
a two-factor authenticator
251
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,647
with a vague Southern affect.
252
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:55,316
Now I can be whatever I want.
253
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:58,569
- Thank you, Morty.
- You're welcome, Reese.
254
00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:01,572
- Wade with the current.
- I'll probably do somethin' else.
255
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:04,033
Fishing's boring!
256
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,412
Busy store.
257
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:10,331
Plus, I had to run
with these weird legs.
258
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:21,134
There we go.
259
00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:24,304
Bro, you made me dig out
the whole thing.
260
00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:26,931
Oh! Hey, hey, Rick.
261
00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,600
Goddamn it, Morty!
We just cracked the lock!
262
00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:31,269
Now I have to pay
this guy his full rate!
263
00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:33,646
I am
very expensive.
264
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:34,939
Where's Reese?
265
00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,149
Safe from you!
266
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,650
I took him through
the landline portal
267
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:40,403
and set him up with a new life
with his new hog friends.
268
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:41,487
Oh, no.
269
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:48,369
Rick Sanchez,
we have taken possession
270
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:49,662
of your password man.
271
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,706
Long live the Hog Resistance!
272
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:53,124
Morty, you dumb idiot!
273
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:55,501
You think those vodka hogs
wouldn't fuck me over?
274
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:58,046
The good-natured rustic thing
is just an act!
275
00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:00,757
Their whole planet
runs on my tech, Morty!
276
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:04,761
Whoa!
277
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,306
I'm gonna fuckin' barf!
278
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:15,271
Rick Sanchez, you will no longer
subjugate our homeworld!
279
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,190
- Fuck you!
- Go make my vodka!
280
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,274
No!
281
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:21,069
We just got access to your desktop!
282
00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:23,279
Oh, are these circles fucking?
283
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,781
They're making love!
284
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,574
IT guy, rip that computer out!
285
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,248
Are Summer and Mom home?
286
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:36,334
Fuck!
287
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:39,921
Morty, grab on!
288
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:54,102
- Why is the furniture attacking us?
- Rick's been hacked!
289
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:56,437
Because Morty assumed
that hogs in overalls
290
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:57,939
couldn't also be hackers!
291
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,947
Um, Dad, you're losing
a lot of blood.
292
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,699
It's okay! I can make more!
293
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:09,784
Badass.
294
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,123
Stop replacing my stuff with robots!
295
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,416
You never noticed the difference!
296
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,918
Rick lies to everyone!
297
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,504
Doesn't that make you
wanna join the resistance?
298
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:27,844
Shit! The floor is lava!
299
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,720
Did you put that in
for defense or for fun?
300
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:30,805
I don't remember!
301
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,017
You ever think about how
instead of wrapping yourself
302
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,895
in infinite layers of defense,
you could just be nicer to people?
303
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,147
Never once, Morty!
304
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:44,277
Rick Sanchez,
is your refrigerator running?
305
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,987
Because you better go and catch it!
306
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,071
You owe me.
307
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,621
Everyone, kill yourselves!
308
00:15:55,705 --> 00:15:57,665
- I'll help!
- Huh?
309
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:04,130
Listen to this.
It's the ocean or something.
310
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:10,970
Thanks for turning off the lava.
311
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,390
You couldn't have
turned off everything?
312
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,484
Emergency shutoff in my room.
313
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:26,360
Run!
314
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,203
I hate living here!
315
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,121
Move!
316
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:40,166
Hit that shutoff quick.
It stinks in here.
317
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,292
Punching down.
318
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,512
- See? All fixed.
- Awesome.
319
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,224
Thank goodness
you knocked out all that stuff.
320
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:57,725
Yep. Nothing electronic left
321
00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:59,602
that can be hacked
or turned against us.
322
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:00,686
Salud!
323
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:09,820
The Liberation of Hog Planet
is at hand.
324
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:12,490
Prepare for your death,
Oppressor Sanchez.
325
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:13,866
Reese, no!
326
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:15,910
Run!
327
00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:18,704
Whoa. New look for Reese.
328
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,957
I don't like how many
adult friends Morty has.
329
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,255
Rick, use your implants!
330
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:30,341
What part of "nothing electronic"
went over your head, Morty?
331
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:31,467
Hit him with pipes!
332
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,055
It's not doing anything!
333
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,139
Whoa!
334
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:45,106
Sorry I'm doing this, Rick.
335
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:48,234
I think someone messed with my head.
336
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:51,153
Reese, it's me! Remember?
You told me it was normal
337
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,697
to have one pube longer
than the others?
338
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,116
Stop trying to override
his programming with love, Morty!
339
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,451
Well, hitting him with pipes
isn't working! Ow!
340
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:00,997
You can't love something
out of hurting you!
341
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,916
- Oh, you'd sure love that to be true!
- Fuck you, Morty!
342
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,334
- I hate you!
- I hate you!
343
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,962
- I hate you! I hate you!
- I hate you! I hate you!
344
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,964
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!
I hate you! I hate you!
345
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:12,675
- I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!
- I hate you!
346
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,681
You know what, Rick?
You two may fight,
347
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,851
but you're the real deal.
348
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:30,735
Huh.
349
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:33,029
Probably doesn't mean anything.
350
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:34,905
Yep.
351
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:45,166
Hey, Grandpa, did you turn the yard
into a giant sinkhole
352
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:46,542
when you dug out the subbasement?
353
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:47,960
It's fine. It's just some tunnels.
354
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,712
Are the tunnels reinforced?
355
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:52,173
Don't overthink the tunnels.
I have a handle on the tunnels.
356
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,474
How much longer
is he gonna be Dad for?
357
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:02,683
- I like him.
- Me too.
358
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,894
Summer just taught me
what "push-ups" are.
359
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,480
I did. He's fucking nailing them.
360
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,649
- Mom?
- Oh. One more week?
361
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:12,526
- What?
- No, no, you're right.
362
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:16,238
It was good getting to know you,
The Smiths.
363
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,407
- Wait!
- Morty, him leaving was your idea.
364
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,534
Well, I have another idea.
365
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,338
Ugh! Why do I taste rainbow wax?
366
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,256
Why do you know
what that tastes like?
367
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:41,055
- How's it feel?
- Not as wet as the last guy,
368
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,348
but I'll fix that.
369
00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:48,479
I'm glad you're getting
to live on, Reese.
370
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:50,523
And getting a pretty sweet rig
out of the deal.
371
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,401
I hope you have
a good life out there.
372
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,403
I… I love you.
373
00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:58,239
And I love how much matter
you're made of.
374
00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:00,991
I'm leaving now, to do things
that are my business.
375
00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:03,285
There is a place called Skyzone.
376
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,912
Do not visit me there.
377
00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:09,250
What, you gonna keep sighing
until I notice?
378
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,252
- I'm just breathing.
- He's alive, Morty.
379
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:12,336
You're welcome.
380
00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:17,091
Fuckin' hogs. Fuckin' Morty.
381
00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:18,968
Cost me a flask.
382
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:24,014
Learned my lesson.
No more portal flasks.
383
00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:38,028
Morty, I can tell you're disgusted…
384
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,824
but you're gonna be just like me!
385
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,577
It's a disease, Morty!
A genetic disease!
386
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,120
It's already in you, Morty!
387
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,653
Hey, buddy, you good?
388
00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:23,073
Fuck you, Morty,
you little piece of shit.
389
00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:24,825
You think you're better
than me, Morty?!
390
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:27,077
I'm gonna kill you! I'll kill you!
391
00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:28,788
Hey, guys! I'm Rex.
392
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:30,122
I just moved in next door,
393
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:32,374
and I love Minecraft
and skateboarding!
394
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,047
Wait, he's not…
395
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:41,258
Georgie Boy!
396
00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:43,928
Morty, would you believe
397
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:46,430
my unrelated friend, Georgie Boy,
wants to hang?
398
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:48,682
Howdy, fellas!
399
00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:50,684
- Georgie Boy! Georgie Boy!
- But… Oh.
400
00:21:50,768 --> 00:21:52,603
Georgie Boy! Georgie Boy!
401
00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:55,606
Did you get any of that?
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