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Hi, sweetie.
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What's the matter?
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Girlfriend broke up with me.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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You'll find another girl, I'm sure.
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It's not fair.
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It's never fair, but, you know, that's
how it goes.
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I thought she loved me.
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You might find another one who loves you
more. You never know.
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Really? Yeah.
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That's how I found Dad.
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How to go through a few fish in the sea
first.
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Oh.
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That's how you have to go fishing?
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Not fishing, but, you know, they say
there's plenty of fish in the sea and
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you're lucky to find another one.
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Oh.
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You have to, like, throw a net, maybe?
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You could try that, but I don't think
that would work.
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Oh.
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But it's like all I could think about
was her.
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I know.
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And she just left me.
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I don't know. It's not very nice of her.
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No. No.
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Okay, I'll try.
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So maybe I just need to look for more
elves?
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Maybe. Try going out with some friends,
maybe, and find some girls. That are
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attractive? Of course.
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But you'll be okay.
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I have faith in you.
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You do?
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I do.
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I'm sure you'll find one that's perfect
for you.
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I love you way more than this one did.
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I might have found another one, Molly.
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Oh, yeah?
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Where?
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She's kind of close.
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She's very attractive.
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Is she?
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She's really nice.
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I like the way she dresses.
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That's good.
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Maybe I should let her know?
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Maybe. Is that the best thing to do?
Just let her know?
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You've got to tell the girl how you
feel.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What are you doing?
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You said to let her know how I feel. But
I'm your mother. That's a little
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different. Oh, my God. You're my mom.
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I mean, I'm flattered and all.
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Don't get me wrong, but I am your
mother.
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I can't believe I even disappointed you.
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No, I'm not disappointed.
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Not at all.
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Just, I'm your mother. It's a little
different.
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Are you sure?
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Yes.
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Wouldn't it be best if I... If you
taught me?
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Maybe it was with you instead of some
strange girl.
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What do you need to learn?
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Everything. Everything?
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You know a lot of stuff, Mom.
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Well, this is true.
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And you're pretty.
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Well, thank you. I'm flattered.
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Your breasts are really nice to touch,
too.
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I've never touched them that big before.
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No.
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It's a shame. Can you touch him again?
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Please?
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I won't tell dad, I promise.
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As long as you don't tell your father.
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And I won't tell my friends at school
either.
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Yes, please don't.
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And they'll want to come over here and
try all of that.
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No, you're my mom.
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It's okay?
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Yes.
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I feel firm.
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They don't feel like that at school.
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No?
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What do they feel like at school?
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I don't know. I don't really know.
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Wow.
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Can I take it out?
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Wow.
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Are those real?
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Yes.
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Very real.
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Those are incredible.
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Thank you.
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Can I kiss them, maybe?
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I guess so.
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Is it okay if I kiss you too?
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Sure.
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You're a good kisser, Mom.
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Thank you.
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There's another thing that I have a
question about.
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Okay.
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We kind of talk about it in school.
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I think it's called sex.
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Okay. Do you know about this, Mom?
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Yes.
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Maybe you can tell me how does it work?
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Well, from what I learned, the penis
goes in the vagina.
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What?
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And you have a vagina?
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Yes, I do.
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Oh.
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I don't think I've ever seen one before.
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No.
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Your last girlfriend didn't show it to
you?
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Um, no.
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I think I only got to third base with
her.
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Oh, I see.
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Can you show me what a vagina is?
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Sure.
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This is what a vagina looks like.
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Wow.
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That's amazing.
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Can I touch it? Sure.
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I don't know what I'm...
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That's
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nice.
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I don't know what I'm doing, but is
that... That's good.
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You're supposed to put a penis inside
there? Mm -hmm.
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So I would have to put my penis inside
something like that?
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Yes.
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And that's sex?
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Yes, it is.
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Would it be okay if I tried?
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You're not going to tell your father?
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If you don't tell him.
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I'm not going to tell him.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Wow. So I just put it... I just put it
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inside there.
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You're supposed to touch it like that
first?
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Sometimes.
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Oh my gosh, this is...
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Just right there. Mm -hmm.
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Like that, Mommy?
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Mm -hmm.
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What happened? What just... What just
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happened? I think you came.
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What does that mean?
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It's what happens when you have sex and
it feels really good.
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But it was so fast. I'm sorry.
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That's okay.
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I'm flattered.
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Are you disappointed?
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Not at all. Sometimes that happens the
first time.
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What did I do?
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Well, semen came out of your penis.
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That's how you make a baby.
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But also, it's when it feels good. It
comes out.
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Was it supposed to last longer?
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Sometimes. But usually the first...
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A time or two, a dozen.
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Oh.
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It's quite okay. I'm sorry.
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That's okay.
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I'm not disappointed at all.
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Just don't tell Dad that this happened.
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I won't. It's our little secret.
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Oh my gosh, okay.
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Um, maybe we could try it again and it
might last a little longer?
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Maybe.
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I think we could try it again now. Would
that be okay?
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Does that feel good, Mommy? Mm -hmm.
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It's okay if I go again?
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Mommy and
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I
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don't really have ton of money since
it's MLH in the air this year.
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But is there anything mommy can get you
for your birthday?
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Something that doesn't cost anything?
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Sure.
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Maybe... We talked about this at school.
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We talked about this thing called a
blowjob.
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Okay.
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I don't think I'll be able to find
another girl at school to do it.
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But maybe you can do it, Mommy?
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Well, since it's your birthday, I guess
I could.
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Whew, okay.
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You have to help. I don't know what...
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That's
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what you do?
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Mm -hmm.
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Can I ask you one thing else, Mommy?
Sure.
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Could you take your robe off?
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I guess so, since it's your birthday.
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I mean, I think I might want this for
Christmas, too.
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For Christmas?
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Well,
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we'll have to see about that.
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What? What?
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You could have at least warned me first.
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I'm sorry, Mommy.
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Well, I can't believe we just did that.
I did that for your birthday.
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But maybe I'll consider giving it to you
again for Christmas.
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I'll think about it. Promise?
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I'll think about it.
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Can I just touch it?
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Thanks, Mom. That's the best birthday
present ever. You're welcome.
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Hey, Mom.
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Hey. Thanks for the camera phone.
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Oh, you're welcome, baby.
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I'm taking pictures everywhere. It's so
much fun.
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I can only imagine.
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I'm taking a picture of Mommy.
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I was wondering if maybe you could pose
for me like they do on
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TV, like a model.
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Yeah? You want to try out that camera
that bad, huh?
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Yeah. It's fun and stuff.
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Would that be okay?
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Sure. Maybe stand up and pose.
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Sort of sexy like.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Maybe turn around.
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Awesome.
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Okay. Maybe.
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Yep.
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Kind of wearing a lot of clothes. Maybe.
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Maybe you can, like, show a little bit
more skin.
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More skin? I don't know. Your dad's
upstairs.
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Yeah, but he's sleeping.
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Yeah, but you know him. He can get up at
any time. Come on, Mom. Stop being
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uptight.
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What about this work? More skin for you?
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Start.
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Come on, Mom. Just show me a little bit
more skin.
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That's a good start, but...
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I don't know. You're my son, and your
father is upstairs.
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God forbid he walks down here.
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He's all big and fat. You'll hear him
making noise with his feet upstairs.
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Especially on the stairs.
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Come on, Mom.
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Does that zipper go any higher?
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No, it's as high as it goes.
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Does it open in the front?
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No.
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It's all in the back.
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Hey, hey, hey. No.
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I'm your mother. You don't do that.
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I'm just seeing how if it opens in the
front. It doesn't open in the front. I
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already told you.
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Stop it. Come on, Mom. It's just posing
for pictures.
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It's harmless.
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Harmless. It's only harmless if your
father doesn't come downstairs.
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He's not going to know what's going on.
Just take it off, Mom. Geez, stop being
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so tight.
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Fine. Just so you can try your little
camera I bought you.
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Takes really good pictures, too.
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Yeah, that's a good one.
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See, Mom, I don't know why you don't
walk around with those more often.
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Because you're my son, and I should not
be walking around the house in front of
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my son like that. It's natural.
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They're just breasts.
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Oh, my goodness.
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They're just boobs.
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There you go. Now do some poses for me.
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That's a good start.
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Back. Whoa.
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You wear thongs?
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I don't know a woman who does it these
days.
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Okay. That looks good.
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How about you take the top off?
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00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:14,020
Now you're pushing it, mister.
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Come on, mommy. Just...
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00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:17,890
So I'm going to take some pictures of
these. Stop.
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I don't know why you're so uptight.
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It's just breasts.
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Because you're my son.
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That's why.
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I'll do it real quick. I'll just take
pictures real fast.
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00:22:30,590 --> 00:22:33,550
I don't know about that.
281
00:22:34,510 --> 00:22:38,450
It's a little too much there. I really
appreciate this camera. I need some
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practice taking pictures of models.
283
00:22:40,210 --> 00:22:43,490
Of models? Why? You expect to become
this big photographer?
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Maybe.
285
00:22:45,550 --> 00:22:47,770
I can do whatever my mind desires.
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00:22:48,310 --> 00:22:51,090
Where's your girlfriend at? Can't she
help you out with these pictures?
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00:22:51,290 --> 00:22:53,910
I told you. I don't have a girlfriend.
288
00:22:55,030 --> 00:22:57,290
Oh, my goodness. Come on, Mom. Just take
your bra off.
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00:22:58,670 --> 00:23:00,110
It's easy. Just take it off.
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The faster you take it off, the faster
it will be done.
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00:23:05,370 --> 00:23:06,370
You promise?
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Yes.
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00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:15,920
See, was that hard?
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00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:16,899
No.
295
00:23:16,900 --> 00:23:19,400
But if your father comes downstairs,
you're going to be in trouble.
296
00:23:19,620 --> 00:23:23,640
I told you, he's so big and fat. We'll
hear him lumbering down the stairs.
297
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,320
Maybe from the side, I suppose.
298
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:31,460
Yeah, it looks really good.
299
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:37,540
Maybe you should hold your breasts for
me.
300
00:23:38,100 --> 00:23:39,160
Yeah, there you go.
301
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:41,280
That's really good.
302
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:45,200
Alright, now.
303
00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:51,020
Since that thing is so small anyway, why
don't you just take the thong off?
304
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:52,240
You don't need it.
305
00:23:53,940 --> 00:23:54,940
No.
306
00:23:55,220 --> 00:23:56,240
It's not coming off.
307
00:23:57,300 --> 00:24:00,220
Come on, I just need to take a couple
more photos and we're good to go.
308
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:02,160
Why do you need to see that part of your
mother?
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00:24:03,260 --> 00:24:05,100
It's just, it's all natural, Mom.
310
00:24:05,420 --> 00:24:07,440
I understand, but I'm your mother.
311
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:12,200
Please, just slide it off before Dad
wakes up. It'd be fast.
312
00:24:16,750 --> 00:24:18,970
All right, you get two pictures. That's
it. Okay.
313
00:24:19,390 --> 00:24:20,390
Cool.
314
00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:32,330
Get the picture.
315
00:24:33,270 --> 00:24:39,890
Why don't you sit down right here on the
bottom and get some really
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00:24:39,890 --> 00:24:40,890
sexy clothes.
317
00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:42,750
Whoa, thanks, Mom.
318
00:24:43,170 --> 00:24:44,170
That's a good shot.
319
00:24:48,170 --> 00:24:49,170
Get some nuance.
320
00:24:52,710 --> 00:24:53,710
Wow.
321
00:24:54,490 --> 00:24:56,010
You know what would be really cool, Mom?
322
00:24:56,350 --> 00:24:59,530
What? If we, like, posed in some
positions.
323
00:25:00,450 --> 00:25:03,990
Like, maybe, like, if I had my penis out
on your breast.
324
00:25:04,630 --> 00:25:07,610
Whoa, where are you going with this?
Just for photos.
325
00:25:07,990 --> 00:25:09,130
Just for photos.
326
00:25:09,350 --> 00:25:11,270
It doesn't count. It's, like, just
photos.
327
00:25:11,710 --> 00:25:15,350
Mm -hmm. And you're my son, and I'm your
mother. It's a little bit odd.
328
00:25:15,690 --> 00:25:16,569
Don't you think?
329
00:25:16,570 --> 00:25:17,850
I think it's professional.
330
00:25:18,130 --> 00:25:19,330
Like, it's art.
331
00:25:19,930 --> 00:25:21,670
Artistic. It's like freedom of
expression.
332
00:25:22,210 --> 00:25:26,390
So now you're an artist. All because I
bought you this lovely camera. I feel so
333
00:25:26,390 --> 00:25:28,450
inspired by seeing you nude and how
pretty you are.
334
00:25:29,790 --> 00:25:34,830
I just like put my penis in your hand
and then you put it on your breast.
335
00:25:36,170 --> 00:25:37,470
I think it's kind of sexy.
336
00:25:38,350 --> 00:25:40,890
I don't know about that.
337
00:25:42,370 --> 00:25:43,390
I'll show you.
338
00:25:43,610 --> 00:25:47,050
And if it feels okay, then we'll just
keep going.
339
00:25:52,210 --> 00:25:53,390
Let me just get it out.
340
00:25:57,930 --> 00:26:01,570
You're really beautiful, Mom. And I
really appreciate you doing this for me.
341
00:26:01,570 --> 00:26:02,570
-hmm.
342
00:26:02,890 --> 00:26:05,010
Furthering my career as an artiste.
343
00:26:05,590 --> 00:26:06,590
Mm -hmm.
344
00:26:07,650 --> 00:26:08,710
See, is that so bad, Mom?
345
00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:12,790
No, but I shouldn't be touching my son's
penis.
346
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,580
Just, like, touch it on your breast and
I'll take a picture.
347
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:19,240
That's pretty neat.
348
00:26:21,140 --> 00:26:24,500
Maybe, like, pretend like you're going
to give it a kiss, but don't.
349
00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:31,640
See, that's not so bad, is it?
350
00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:37,160
No. Maybe, like, have your mouth open,
like, you're going to put it in there.
351
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:38,540
Maybe get a little closer.
352
00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:40,480
See, that's not so bad.
353
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:43,540
Maybe just give it a kiss.
354
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:48,080
Wow.
355
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:50,940
Now, is this so bad, Mom?
356
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,320
No, but again.
357
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:57,500
Maybe like put your mouth around it, but
don't actually touch it with your lips.
358
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,180
See, that's not so bad.
359
00:27:03,300 --> 00:27:06,660
I think you might have touched it with
your tongue.
360
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:09,520
It's kind of inevitable.
361
00:27:10,060 --> 00:27:11,060
Maybe.
362
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,940
Like have your mouth open with your
tongue out, almost touching it.
363
00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:18,940
Okay.
364
00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:22,700
Now let's maybe some poses with you on
your back.
365
00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:30,860
Maybe legs spread.
366
00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:32,960
Get some close -ups.
367
00:27:38,940 --> 00:27:39,940
I'll just...
368
00:27:41,130 --> 00:27:42,130
close to it.
369
00:27:53,250 --> 00:27:54,770
That works pretty good.
370
00:27:57,430 --> 00:28:01,590
Try to get a little closer.
371
00:28:04,930 --> 00:28:07,250
Maybe you can hold it close to your
vagina.
372
00:28:16,289 --> 00:28:20,250
Yep, just like maybe just a tip really
close to it
373
00:28:20,250 --> 00:28:32,490
It's
374
00:28:32,490 --> 00:28:37,270
quite close enough there
375
00:32:26,380 --> 00:32:27,480
I got some great shots like that.
376
00:34:08,429 --> 00:34:09,429
Okay, I won't tell him.
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