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Folks, thanks for being with us.

As you have noticed, Today is Christmas Eve.

Paris is quite tense, 28 degrees.

People are cafes. Very cool time.

Tip - if you go to the beach, Put your sun cream.

The sun bakes so, that bend the stairs.

It was the council of the day. Stay with us.

Take a break, for shopping together.

We talked. Exchange does not stop even on Christmas.

Hey!

I do it for us, you know.

Come on, faster! Call us at 39th.

Come.

Sam, do not be late. - Yes, yes, do not worry.

Wait! I do not know what it promised but we annual report

and may be late. - See you. Until then, dear.

Have a nice day.

What? - How what? Christmas is important to her.

Fuck Christmas. Today slog and it seriously.

Listen, Ralid, stop following me. - No.

You know:the business must be first.

What business? To steal Christmas. - Do not disturb?

Tea, cookies?

Yeah, not bad.

You are in the "Clothing and haberdashery"

and you're in "Toys and photos with children." - I do not like children.

Fast! Fast fast!

Summary - steal what we can.

A man of perfumery It will go after closing.

I do not like. - Do not think about it. The risk is minimal.

Perfumer our debtor.

I'm sick of perfumer! Some jerk.

You're crappy. Running in front of his girl rear paws.

Sooner or later you will lose. 're No financier, remember?

Now we divide. Meeting at warehouse after the close.

Santa, where are the gifts?

I do not know. I have nothing in common. - Then at least tell me a story.

I do not know tales. Go play with your friends.

I do not have friends. They call me an albino.

Boy, here everyone has problems.

I'm not a psychologist. Get out. - Please tell me a story!

Fairy tale!

Well! Tale, and fairy tale.

And who can tell? - Snow White!

I do not know. - Iron Man.

Monster in Paris. - Beauty and the Beast.

Barbie!

And you have you ever heard about the adventures of Aladdin?

Oh no! Fed us!

But you do not know my version. Something like a remake.

Sit her be obedient and quiet.

And so...

The New Adventures of Aladdin.

I wanted Snow. - Me too.

Quiet, quiet. I do not know.

So so. Eleventh century.

Baghdad, the town thousands of treasures.

The streets are full of all bummer and itinerant traders.

Let's go.

Aladdin and Ralid, two burly guys,

survived as could in these times,

when only the rich are not starving.

Do not pass stalls wonderful delicacies!

I'll love, I guarantee!

Look!

No, you can not park here!

Only for a minute. - A second more and will write fine.

Faster des ...

It's not. Usually blue and green.

In these models, the wire is red. - Where do you see red?

This what? - Orange!

Get the red is. - Orange.

Red. - Orange.

Well, I do not know. - Okay, orange.

Come on!

More slowly. - Get out of the way!

Go away! - What's happening?

I do not know.

They took my rug! Italian my carpet!

Kev Adams

Well, now who's the boss? Who?

Jean-Paul Rouve

Cool is not it? - Yeah.

Vanessa Guido

William Lebo

Audrey Lamy

Eric Zhyudor

Michel Blanc the role of the Sultan.

Are you ready? - I'm ready.

Director: Arthur Benzaken

Why do not you jump?

THE NEW ADVENTURES OF ALADIN

Translation:Teddy & Ledenata SubsTeam bukvi.bg Ž

Yes, yes, vezire as ever I agree with you.

Is not it a little early to visit her daughter?

But Princess Shalit again not hear you. - That's right.

Is not it great sultan Time ruler

and must comply with these formalities like an ordinary mortal?

Vizier, as always, your speech is full of sense and wisdom.

As you might guess, the Vizier was neither wise nor good.

Shalit!

You should not walk in the princess.

Shalit ...

Reported to me that in spite of me again he left the palace.

First! To denounce is baseness

And second! I'm your daughter, not captive.

Our customs forbid you to leave the palace before the wedding.

They are sick of your customs! Eleventh century are!

I want freedom!

If another way out so will behead any time thy handmaid.

Well, was it?

I'll start with your favorite, Rebab.

So okay? - Absolutely, Your Majesty.

We must live with tradition.

Princess can not be exposed so.

I hope to marry soon.

Her wedding should seriously To fill the coffers of the state.

A Member's me. - Of course,

but it is not easy to marriage.

Such a character, you know ... - Find her rich husband.

Very rich and good.

No, just very rich. - As you wish, my lord.

If the princess marry then after the death of Sultan

will lose its power over the kingdom.

And never became the most powerful.

I ... - Excuse me?

What?

You talking to me? - No.

Clear. I heard you speak ... - Talk alone.

Not very normal. - Go away!

Fast!

Get moving!

Buy, buy! Autograph Sultan Aladdin on DVD!

Buy! Do not pass up!

Princess, please dangerous.

Your Highness, let me remind you, that your father Sultan.

He vowed to behead your favorite maid

if you go back to Baghdad.

Princess?

How beautiful!

Princess, you hear me?

Favorite Am I or am not, eventually?

Let's talk. Princess!

Hey, residents of Baghdad!

See potion which speaks around the world.

He will return youth and beauty anyone drink it.

Do not watch and buy. Buy, do not squeeze!

Come! Who wants to try?

We will refund money if you do not like.

Medicine for all your problems. Elixir of youth and beauty.

Innovative preparation against wrinkles. Is there any volunteers?

I! I want to try.

Excellent! At your insistence will try elixir of this old man.

Some fraud is.

Fifty fifty. - Thirty seventy.

Get up.

One moment of patience. Well, fifty-fifty.

Here!

Ladies and gentlemen, look! As I promised.

Incredible! Magic elixir.

Watch! What happened to him? Rejuvenate.

He is a genius! - What is genius?

You have to go more often. I did not mean that.

Let's go. He's a fraud.

Get closer. How else will you pour?

Miracle sip! - It is no fraud.

Here, here, give, like this. Money here, yes.

To you and yours at a price of two. Three for the price of three!

It is time to rejoice. hurry

tomorrow will be. Last sale.

As much as I bought it and sell it. - Hey, wizard!

Please.

Not true! - Satisfy my curiosity.

Say what effect this will have on healthy person?

Good question. - I did not think.

This is the end.

A healthy person ...

It will become better than our elixir. - You'll prove it?

Of course.

Here comes the end of the story. They turned their backs on class distinctions,

They married and gave birth to a bunch of children. That's it. Merry Christmas!

Tame is. Quieter!

Reassure your children or fired.

All right. - Great.

Sam will it down, I do not care.

Well, well, children.

I'll tell you how it all ended.

I want Snow White!

And so...

You should not be afraid. - Figured catch you.

I do not know what you mean.

I do not see anything!

She'll send me to the grave.

Blindness! - Hey, you will ruin us.

I'm blind!

It pretends. He's lying!

I can not see!

Tricks!

Hey, check out old man!

To kill us you want?

I can not see! - Wait.

Carefully. Stop!

Rogue!

I'm not one! - Kill him!

Your Highness ... stop! - I see the light!

Rebab, is that you? - Mila Princess's time.

Sounds beautiful. "Dear Princess." - This will not end well.

This is water.

Plain water. Ralid! Ralid! Help!

No! - Stop! Let him go.

Stay! Do not.

Remove your hands. Let him go.

It was fun!

Disgrace for you and your families!

Vizier best you went out to see how he lives his people.

And what he sees?

Confusion and chaos.

Yes? - No and at least willing to interface

or to argue, I think, that disorder and chaos are synonymous.

That is, words with the same meaning. - Fool!

No!

I go?

In this beautiful day ...

Your Vizier and would like ...

And would like ...

Does it repeat? - No.

No? - Good.

Get up.

And what to do with you?

Catch Me If You Can.

Dee!

What a fool!

Aladdin ...

Well, thirty to seventy. - Cool!

Watch the guard.

Beware!

It was not me. They began.

Pass.

It was not me, it was.

Check it out! Snow White!

Where is he?

Where have you gone?

Where are you?

Can we go?

I filled trousers, as it fought with the guards.

Was great!

Forgot your sword.

Thank you.

Lucky.

Where everything goes?

Was that it? Can we continue?

And as I started to say, What can they do?

Submit it!

Pops on this nonsense I will not tie, okay?

Kill Vizier! Kill Vizier!

You! Shoot me in the shoulder,

to be able to pierce arrow his heart.

Make it idiot!

No!

Make it idiot with no brain!

Ralid! No, brother, do not die. Not now!

And no me anything! Perfect!

Please, wake up. Get up!

So who cried: "Laws Vizier; slay Vizier?"

It was not me.

I have a date.

People Vizier your not mad at you, but why you want to finish me,

double taxation.

Yes!

Fifty fifty. I'll give you everything, just do not leave me!

Not now, Ralid, stay with me, brother.

Do not die! - Go! A live!

And you, infidel, will be an example.

will rot Eid in the endless desert.

No! Quiet, Princess.

Ralid really dead?

No ... It's sad.

Shifts end.

No no.

It's not dead. - A Boom?

Boom? - It makes a hole.

Yes of course. - If anyone's severed head

He had a twin brother ...

Doctor. He took upon himself Ralid

and cured,

thankful for he attacked the vizier.

Not at all. Ralid ...

He woke up in a home.

And he was not dead.

It was dead ...

because ...

What am I doing here?

Actually ...

man to whom Vizier cut off the head,

He was my twin brother.

Me too...

because I am a doctor they brought in Bulgaria

to heal,

because I am a doctor.

Of gratitude that attacked the vizier.

In memory of my brother ...

twin.

My poor magician!

I'll save you!

Look, I brought you water. - My dear...

Damn it! Break up!

Do not worry. I'll be back. - Good.

Aladdin!

It's you, brother.

You're alive. - Look, I brought you water.

Damn it.

Wait, do not go anywhere. I'll be right back. - Good.

I found! Carefully ...

Finally, a friend.

Hey, hey!

To knock!

Friend ...

I have food and water for you, my friend.

Charging and bought you a burger.

I can not stop thinking

for the lovely stranger somewhere in the desert alone.

In this heat it is probably dead.

How it was beautiful!

His face is etched in my mind.

The hair is the same. - Thank you.

Then I saw these wonderful eyes

but appear vizier and killed my friend in front of my eyes.

This is the saddest day of my life.

I will avenge. - Yes.

I swear. - Revenge.

I do not want to offend their generous savior

but you do not know jack thief?

No no! - Good.

I have a daughter.

And I'm a wizard. - Magician you?

Yes. Just as a hobby.

Only ...

Super.

What you seek in the wilderness magician?

Looking magical object hidden in the palace

buried in the sands of the desert not far from here.

What is this object?

Old lamp. Even at flea market You will not sell it.

They took it from my ancestors.

My heart hurts.

Unfortunately, the palace is difficult.

I could not have went inside.

I am looking for someone to help me take my lamp.

No... - Yes, yes.

No, unfortunately I'm busy. Go to Baghdad to avenge a vizier.

Help me, Aladdin. I beg you,

I'll help you revenge of vizier.

We have a deal.

I remained two points and careful.

Of course.

Get going, huh?

In Baghdad, thanks the new tax Vizier,

Treasury Sultan burst at the seams,

while the people starve.

You, Insidious?

To shave!

Well ... - You're very tall. Bend down.

Lower.

More.

Now look at me.

Find a man princess.

Some weak to manipulate.

Maybe you should not give the princess to marry a prince?

And I said.

Not really if you think about it.

What prevents me to marry for the princess?

Bad breath?

There is Aladdin.

Aladdin, his eyes will have untold treasures.

Many gold, but do not touch.

Do not touch it. I clearly understood.

I know, you suffer less from kleptomania.

A little thief ... - I?!?

For example, now you rummaged through his pockets.

True. - So ...

Secret code.

Before working.

Aladdin will go to the palace and will overcome many trials.

Just do not touch anything except the old lamp. Take it at any cost.

Aladdin. Aladdin! Look me in the eyes.

Impotent in front of you the glitter of gold!

Done. Now go.

My beauty!

Has anyone?

Clear. So ...

It is impossible.

Excuse me, sir.

Have a nice day.

Sherlock Han - Detective.

Did he find what I asked? - Elementary, Vizier.

Sherlock Khan is a great detective and does not tolerate defeat.

Personally selected three candidates that perfectly meet

made by you demands namely

to find the right person which may no problem

to go for your nephew.

Another such long answer and I'll cut your tongue.

Salaam Alaikum! Hi, Chichen!

Do you think any of these fools It looks like my nephew?

Yes it is. - So so!

To me the Chinese like it.

Do not annoy me.

Get her!

Stay, woman! Stay! - Kill me!

Let me go. - Keep in January

Remove your hands. How dare you?

You know what the fate of the thief? - It was not me.

I'm not ashamed. I love travesty.

Is it wrong to be different?

To get dressed as woman a crime?

Well yes. - Wait!

I did not know that dressing Bulgaria is illegal.

Or do to steal or you like, but in both cases ...

I changed not just so and for cultural and recreational purposes.

I'm a newbie actor.

Really? - That I am. Amateur.

I love theater.

Indeed, in ancient Greek theater

all female roles are performed by men.

Yes. Personally, I call ancient Greece just Greece.

After half a century can become ancient, but now it's just Greece.

Is there a school for that?

What school?

Yes.

No no no...

Hey!

I love to go in another skin.

I like to breathe the role.

Playing real, not fake.

What is the actor? It's emotion.

The actor is feeling.

Dying with his character, to do it immortal.

I will not detain you, gentlemen.

Young thief ...

In the art of speech reached heights.

You!

Give the Sultan that missing My nephew returned from India.

Your nephew is back? Congratulations!

Wow!

powerless in front of you the glitter of gold!

Nothing touch only lamp!

Come on, choose which you want.

That ace, why not? Eight.

I am not scared.

Yes!

Do not worry.

Hold on! - Aladdin!

The lamp is in you! - Just to say it is a little scratched.

Throw it away now.

Why shake the earth?

You did not steal anything? - No.

Depends what you mean by the word nothing.

No!

Will you pay, Aladdin!

We'll meet again!

Where I am?

The entire Baghdad excited the return of nephew vizier.

Are you sure? - Shut up!

Soon come to present it Sultan.

Vizier politely cough and began his blah, blah-blah.

Blah, blah, blah, so glad the return of my dear nephew.

Miracle that has not disappeared without a trace India and is alive and well.

And rich.

Very rich.

This is my favorite.

I will not sell it for any money.

It is invaluable.

He said that is invaluable.

Great Sultana, I would like to buy it.

I like your nephew. - Thanks.

She likes her then one day her.

Having said invaluable I mean,

I will not sell it cheaply.

The brushes are so expensive.

Sails and they.

You kind of paint you? - Only Memory.

My head!

Rub to unlock.

Admit it, a small worm. Are you alone?

In sense? - I'm gin,

which was closed at this lamp thousand years ago.

And I just interesting. Bring someone?

Brunette, blonde or maybe ginger?

I do not interfere, of course. - No, I'm all alone.

My friend Ralid ... - One second. This story?

Yes. - Yeah. Do not, then, is boring.

Sorry ...

I am free!

Free. Really. Let's go, buddy.

Hooray. Hooray, freedom! Wait!

Wait.

Wait. Can I ask you?

Do not they freed?

If I remember correctly tale

do not you make three wishes?

Yes, it is, it is. But I got tired to do service to the people.

The latter swore that will set me free than an old lamp

but at the last moment he hung up!

I'm done!

I hate those who do not keep their the word. Not my type.

All right. You pretend a friend you understand my feelings ...

Like my brother, that They divided as small.

Forget it! Not wasting.

For his entire life, gin can refuse wish just once!

And that would be ... Who ...

Who could it be?

And I decided to be you!

Sorry, bro.

I'm free! Free!

Well well. Without desires. Let me ask you one last question.

Only one.

How giant like you ... - Ispolin.

Well, giant. - And husky.

So this fellow gathered a small lamp?

It is technically impossible.

Was there may be something impossible gin? Watch!

That's it! So who best live?

Impossible you think May - What?

No, wait, let me. well, You will get three wishes, convince me.

Three wishes? Few. - What?

I do not want to see them here. You promised

not marry me against my will, even less for the nephew of vizier.

I'm sure you'll like it. It is rich and beautiful.

There's nothing to do here.

Rebab ...

I can not forget the young thief We sent to certain death.

Rather we and you. - So beautiful!

These black brittle hair ... - Rather curly.

And those wonderful eyes ... - I think it is cross-eyed.

Will you stop to catch my words?

You're not my best friend.

God is like a monkey!

It is not he, monkey kicks.

Little startled.

Enough. Come here.

I agree to save you and to marry him.

Excellent. Let's take a wife rebab.

Rebab beheaded.

Before or after the wedding night?

Why did you do that?

I have prayed for you? - No.

Do not do this, for which they do not pray.

I thought ... - Can you see?

You want to slap you? - No.

You can not more than three.

Well, five, but this is the end.

Ten. - Ten? Is she freaked out?

What naglets? Six. Let's have six.

If he pays six, nine.

Very funny. Now we laughed.

You say nine, and I will fill seven.

Seven is my last word.

I'm your best gin.

You are my master. I'm one.

Your personal gin! - Hey!

Your personal ... - Hey, hey!

What are you doing? - It's tradition.

All gins sing when you do in the service of man.

That is, it's a G this is a double H.

What? - Are not you embarrassed by the people?

No.

Everything is going as planned.

Nephew liked Sultan

and would marry the princess. Soon.

I do not want to brag, but I definitely ...

Again, you yourself talk?

I think I really ... - What?

Nothing.

It is Kuku. - You! Come here.

Stay with me, so I quietly to talk alone.

Sultan said ... - Wait. I came up with,

that all insidious plans

should choose a spiteful laughter the type of it.

No.

Sultan convince his daughter to marry you.

Traditionally the groom and bride

spend wedding night week before the wedding.

Super! Funny, but I like it.

Before you think of your first desire You must be aware of their strength.

Tremendous power!

The strength with which to change the world.

To remove the disease.

To make people happy ... - Good. I came up with.

I know what I want. - Tell me.

Are you ready? - Yes.

My first desire ...

What? - No nothing.

All right.

My second wish is to kill referring.

We can not take away someone's life. Impossible.

Sorry. - Well, then I home in Baghdad.

Super, what is the address you in Baghdad?

`My street. - Yes, I understand.

But what street do they live?

It depends. Today I am one, tomorrow another.

So you have no permanent home?

What I can offer you one additional request.

A small and cute castle outside Baghdad. - No.

Come on, please. All my life I lamp.

I could not walk down the street.

Well, come on, gift.

The castle is a super cool!

My street, my rules.

I will not get out on underpants.

I do not want any flip-flops on the pavement.

That one night can bring chick ...

I'd like to see the beautiful stranger.

Beautiful stranger?

Brunette. And beautiful. Well done!

And it's damn cool!

Stop it, do not know anything!

This Is?

Exactly it is! You're a real gin! - You're a real Aladdin.

Princess.

Your father sent eunuch to help us with the preparation.

At your service, Princess!

What is it, Princess?

While marry nephew a vizier, think about stranger

who died in the desert.

And his face disappears from my memory.

And I'm a beginner in carnal pleasures.

And your first time how was it?

Princess, you know,

I refused of any male touch.

Silly!

Princess. My favorite princess! - It cost you one wish.

She has not forgotten me.

No, but not dead.

She married the nephew of vizier. - No!

It is impossible! He will not marry him.

We have history.

I hate vizier. I'll make you sorry that he met.

I feel anger.

Repeat after me - black magic! - Black magic.

Black magic.

I count on you. Once assumes office over Baghdad

ie here.

He will pushed past rows of houses.

I will build a huge shopping center.

To stay between us.

But residents ...

I foresaw expropriation.

Each family will be to push property.

because actually to me I belong.

Poor! How seriously look at me!

We will actually expel them

and will sell them as slaves, of course. - Yes.

I caught up. - Seriously? Slumbers my people.

People are right to say that you are evil.

Who says it?

None.

All right. We need to stop this marriage.

I can make you invisible.

So? Not bad. What do you think?

We can go to the hammam.

To see her naked.

Just show up and behind it: Oh, what's happening?

Daddy's back!

Wedding night tonight. - Yes, sorry.

I will use one wish To prevent nephew.

I want every time bastard to see the princess ...

Magic bastard!

To see her ...

Ugly and disgusting.

Great! Ugly. And disgusting.

Well yes. Ugly and disgusting are not synonymous.

All right.

An early it?

Ralid, know that the custom is custom,

but know that I prefer get to know first.

Do not hurry.

Yes of course.

And I'm not a tradition.

Are not you hungry?

I allowed myself to order sushi.

I'm not hungry for food.

Ralid!

Do not rush it?

On the contrary.

I can not wait to see you without a veil.

What's wrong?

Nothing, but ... really trivial

not go well. Let's talk, Take your time.

Yes true.

You do not need such a distance to talk.

Yes, but I stand here a little.

To look oriental style.

What's wrong? Suddenly you become uncomfortable.

To remove her veil to relax?

No, it is not certain.

I command you to come back!

What happened?

Or wrong with you

or at the age of flying?

No, but the princess ...

How to tell?

It is disgusting.

Birds forgot to eat the eyes. - Please?

Shit you have eyes? - No.

Shut up!

For anything not serve me. - Current malaise.

Will be repaired.

Katonka!

Nephew touched the princess!

Now find a way for people to understand that new prince comes to town.

Kayenta pakonta!

Sam will announce it! Katonka Mayen!

Irrigate, irrigate! People need hope. Irrigate - hope!

Kayenta Tonka!

Makonta Pokahonta!

I confess that end invented.

Shalit opened or will behead your maid!

Please, Daddy, leave me alone with my shame and sorrow!

I know you're hurt!

But no one who can stand of your beauty!

Your Majesty... - You shut up!

Your nephew humiliate my dear daughter.

I'm inconsolable!

And what luck!

Incredible! - Keep small.

Rebab covering me.

Oh, no, no! - Baghdad, here I am!

And who will be beheaded?

So I get up anyway.

Tit you outside.

Shit! Thank you.

Excuse me, where does all?

Go to "rally".

He organizes mysterious rich prince.

Lest this rich prince

to come to hand of the princess?

Is this big news?

This prince is different.

Here it is to bring you a new idea. Democracy.

What is democracy?

This is a place where everyone can withstand

and that the benefit of the community.

It is coated with a one-year tax.

Sorry. I have a question.

Yes. - Good day.

On what basis is calculated tax?

Thanks. Properly.

Good question, young bagdadetso.

The tax is calculated on the basis income.

Democracy is not only that.

Above all is the freedom of speech.

Anyone can say what he thinks.

Everything. - Second, an emissary of the rich prince.

Only emissary.

Can you tell me more letters "Democracy"

Will be slow. - Yes, but I need.

D-E-N-D-N-P-A-N-I's.

Thus, democracy ... - Emissaries!

But it so strange with "w".

Because I record! Record! - Yes.

Pronounced "demokratsiya" but written with "w".

Why not a "core"? It's easier. - Who cares?

At least his place "with"!

But would become "demokrasiya."

Ralid no right of error.

Not only life but also his manhood They were in danger.

But, soft!

Only mild to you!

Hi, Soft!

Ralid is!

Listen, I became a little worse but I'm better.

Open, Princess, please!

I do not want to see anyone.

I'll break the door!

Only preen my head!

I thought all free to speak!

Yes, everyone is free to speak.

That is the principle. all but you!

Shut up! - Do not patient.

How I'm sick of you!

Crawling on my nerves with this debate on orthography.

You are depressed and suffer ... - Shut up!

What again? I can not any more...

I'm sorry but I can not listen such nonsense!

How beautiful!

Excuse me, but do not believe that people so unhappy!

Are you blind as princess closed in the palace?

It's a little difficult.

No, no, listen January!

Perhaps...

Perhaps the princess ...

But wait, I had yet to speak.

All you leave?

I've never been with authority in this tale ...

Calm down.

Every fifth man was happening between 30 and 35 years. It is normal.

You smell like a goddess.

What skin! Smells of a thousand gardens!

Ralid!

I want to kiss you. - Not here.

Well no problem.

Not in this room. - Yes of course.

I have a secret room that nobody knows.

There will calm.

If the room is so secret

whence know it?

Or continue the discussion see you tomorrow,

or shut up and leave. - Of course.

Corrupted phone!

Corrupted phone!

Here comes the big named Aladdin,

big boss of all Bedouins.

I am rich as Byzantine, and I prince SWAG.

Tell the princess that I am here.

You want to fuck her? - Your teeth are crooked!

We'll make you really like, not as a nephew.

He raised it will not be vizier.

The boss arrives flow Berbers.

Aladdin's my name Tell him his mother.

If you're wondering who's boss,

turned in his pants:

you will see oversized giant.

Ualya, ualya! - What is it?

Aladdin arrives! - That's me!

Yalya, yalya! - But what?

Very good! - That's right!

Aladdin came to give you bucks.

I'll give you gold, cafeteria is!

I am the prince of all, I'm icing on the cake,

if you do not like, get out!

You sheriff or caliph, want fun - go to your Abdellatif!

I'll say it out loud, we all think.

mouth smells Vizier shit!

Your Majesty, I'm sure

that this young man is made of a prince.

Just to woo the princess. - Legends of the family.

I'm curious to see the prince.

So you're rich young prince? - Prince just enough.

So you care about the suffering our subjects?

How did suffer? - Bullshit!

I see a prat. - I agree.

I see that you want to marry the woman that everyone wants.

Only nephew is your candidate.

Vizier is a bit old.

What is this? - System against fire.

Just pull and if there is flame extinguish.

Everywhere you there? And in the rooms? - Yes. But there is another system.

Impossible!

Miracle!

We can no longer mount! - Nothing!

To maintain the tradition. Not like the young.

They still want - to be sultans or otherwise.

Sorry.

Whatever is,

this young prince seems inappropriate.

So your prince?

Yes exactly.

From father to son. I inherited it.

And my grandfather was a prince. - Yes, we know.

To understand - really rich?

Please? I did not hear the question.

You are the son I never had. - I do not think.

What an extraordinary will give

to that has everything?

His Majesty to say. Whatever.

And the desire will be fulfilled instantly.

Not easy, huh?

Yes, if I heard right.

Not heard.

Pony with wings.

Racing car.

Tablet with free games!

Machine candy.

Yes! Yes!

Machine candy!

Sultan wants ...

Machine candy.

Here.

Such a machine you?

The most beautiful machine!

It's witchcraft! - Shut up!

I hope there is another way.

Of course, Princess.

How to describe in words what I experienced?

Exploding!

Are there any chocolate? - Of course.

How are delicious!

Princess. - Thank you.

Who is this? - Princess.

Where is rebab from when I seek?

All right.

So I fixed maid.

Ralid and were referring to the secret room for a secret meeting.

So the secret room know it all.

Hear me well.

The princess will marry a rich prince.

I think sucks.

For me remains maid. - What 's?

Many thought.

There Prince - is marriage. No prince - no marriage.

Therefore, you would eliminate the prince.

How many thinking?

Hey, Gin! Not spoken than two minutes. Are you angry?

No. Once Mr. Aladdin prefers to sing his song alone,

I was silent.

Or do you want to tell me his last wish?

No, I wanted to talk a little.

Let's talk... - Like friends.

As Prince will have more time.

"As the prince will have more time."

Come on. Gin, whom I know does not stand in the light.

"Do not stand in the light." - So you fool.

Well, fool I am.

What? Did you tell me?

Just look!

wanted straight hair!

I've been stupid!

What about you? Why do not you look?

See only puss!

Aladdin! Aladdin! I'm Ralid!

Ralid!

It's you!

How do you like the princess? I tried, but it is disgusting!

I told you?

One of my wishes was to see her such.

So for you my kingdom cry "Soft".

Calm, brother.

Together we will put an end to an era of vizier.

Traitor!

Vizier, how dare you to attack me in my home?

I am a guest of the Sultan. - Lie.

The rich prince was a guest of the Sultan.

No vulgar thief named Ali Baba.

Aladdin.

No vulgar thief named Aladdin.

The one who opened the cave ... - Wizard?

I told you that we will meet again.

For this you spoke last night! This dude.

Itinerant magician incompetent.

Not true. Not me. - On the contrary.

My cart has no emissions.

Enough. Guard, dissipate them.

Which? Do we? - Yes, you.

Ralid, lamp.

Run lamp Soft.

What 's? Now I came up with laughter.

And here.

Know children

not nice to steal.

Worse was to lie.

Relationship is not built on a lie.

So Aladdin

Shalit losses.

But Santa Claus the story is not over.

Vizier must be punished.

What about the princess?

Ralid enters worse! - Please tell the end!

End of story!

Yes, we need an end.

Aladdin!

Aladdin, is that you? - Princess?

I heard a scream.

No, not me.

The dude was right.

Say, what's new?

Vizier will execute tomorrow.

Princess.

All will tell you.

I'm not the one for whom I think. - I know.

Princess.

I'm sorry for all the lies.

If I have disappointed or betrayed, I deserve ...

You have to run fast. - Yes.

Going well.

No!

It's not!

It will get rid of vizier and liberate Baghdad!

Only I could get to the Vizier,

tomorrow could not do anything.

How fun with this kiss!

Rub to unlock the lamp.

Why did not it?

I think Aladdin coded lamp.

I think you need a password.

You'll hypnotize, to get the password.

This will become the master of light.

I will not lie. With hypnosis ... I'm not very well.

And what about me?

Together we will come up with a plan.

If hypnosis does not happen.

Vizier?

What do I owe the surprising visit?

Tired me company Ralid.

And Aladdin.

As children are too young.

Many are immature.

I'm intrigued, Princess.

They look to me like a pallet.

How did you come to this conclusion?

At one already call him soft. - I understand.

If one day sit on the throne

I'll need a much stronger man.

More mature too.

Aladdin!

Forgive me, brother! - Okay, I forgive you.

"Al-Aladdin!" Fast!

You will not escape me. - Dad will behead!

Rather you.

Drop the princess very slowly.

Pushni vezhira.

We wait for someone else?

Uh, no, vshashtnost al-sham poshleden.

Give me...

You did not die there? - Love is stronger than death.

We experience something. - Get out.

Me? - Yes.

Now? - Yes.

From here you? - Exactly.

I'll see you then? - Fast fast!

You stop it!

Give me the password for the lamp! - Drop the princess!

Good idea! - No! Do not let go.

To play or not?

No. Yes. Let her go.

But not now. - Give the password.

No, Aladdin.

Officially, you killed the princess,

which refused the love of the thief.

Pity. You would look better by loser Ralid.

Traitor! I have accepted to be his son!

More like a nephew.

I will destroy you.

Then I will remove thick and ball Sultan.

And will rule over Baghdad!

Do you hear me? - Yes, I hear you.

A favorite Sultan me, how are you?

I like that ... - Do not listen! He is the traitor!

Fine. We will behead rebab.

Why?

I'm sorry, I habit ... - Yes, you are mistaken, and I fault.

Catch Vizier! - Never!

Well, well, a minute!

And vizier rushed to his rug.

But Aladdin find another rug set the vizier.

And chased vizier.

Vizier passes over the house.

Aladdin said.

Aladdin even managed to jump on the rug of vizier.

And began to fight.

And Vizier laughed. He tried to pull the sword.

Even so trying. Little funny.

Vizier tried to catch Aladdin.

But Aladdin bent. And started to grind.

Vizier caught him. She said: "Now my secret weapon!"

Go to see your weapon, said Aladdin. And he breathed.

So his stinking mouth of the vizier, that Aladdin fainted.

He fell down from the rug of vizier.

Fortunately, Aladdin was cunning.

He fell right on his rug.

He caught a thread of carpet Vizier,

She began to unravel.

And the rug began to fall.

Finally blur the ground.

If I filming, I want to see exactly this scene.

Right? I do not like a lot of special effects.

And suddenly!

Together we can take over Baghdad!

Come with me to the dark side!

Where is? - Right here.

It is quite dark.

Of you! On! - Okay, where do we go?

I just wanted to show you that I I grew up in a suburb.

I started with similar performances to earn.

We're not so different.

Nonsense. We have nothing to do!

Aladdin.

I am your father.

What?

Yes. I am your father.

No! - Yes.

Wait a minute. My father died when I was five.

What nonsense are you talking about?

Your plan is not worth it. - Well, well.

Well? - I understand you do not like the idea

neither the concept clear. - Yes, he had said that we are cousins.

Or that my uncle or else.

Prepare to die! - Wait!

What again?

I am your son.

Not true.

On the contrary.

Lord!

Come on, son! - Daddy!

To know that the plan was mine! Plagiarist!

Ralid was again saved in Baghdad.

Thank you. - For nothing.

This is my craft.

I'm a doctor ...

And you told him that his son, although not!

Great! You know, I'm proud of you!

He managed to beat him without magic! Wow!

Because keep your level.

Properly. You have one more wish.

Say you want to be a prince for life?

Or fix your teeth? The distance ...

I know what I want. - How can I help?

My last wish ... - Yes?

I want to release you, my friend.

Yes? What?

Careful, Aladdin.

You should not joke with it.

Because it touched me.

Come on, do not cry. If you cry ...

And I will cry.

But you do not know how to cry.

Can you not? - Umea.

Probably not.

Yet I find emotions.

I'm sensitive. - You're free.

What?

Nothing, but ...

Denial of the eternal beauty of this?

What 's that for me?

That, my friend, I am.

That I am.

You're not a prince, as you are wearing nice?

It's all in the head. There is the mind and soul.

Taking a walk so do you that respectable clothes.

No! This is not the charisma!

Clear? I radiate charisma a radiator beam!

Strong!

It attracts women.

Just send them signals.

Jump burn in love with me.

Get clothes to see you what you are.

See if they will respect you.

If so, good. But what I respect fake prince?

Only polish you, dear appearance.

Right? - Right.

Give me five! - So we're pals.

But my little high.

Sultan

I stand before you today,

to express ... - Sam, what are you doing here?

What are you doing?

Sorry, kids. my friend will tell the end.

What?

Dude, do so. - If you do not finish the story ...

Sorry.

Two Santa Claus? - What's wrong?

You'll tell you the end of the story?

Delight of abstinence

Barbara!

You'll bring you ice from the garage, please?

I'm not your maid?

Please.

Sofia, I'm sorry to watch that.

Not happy with your Sam.

Do not you want to come with me a weekend of riding?

Or skiing?

With raclette.

Instead of flirting with my daughter Bring reports as they begged.

Since when are you interested in reports?

You're right, I do not care.

Your friend, of course, He works today.

Dad, it's complicated. - It is not. Christmas.

Look who I found out.

Good evening.

Why not say that we must disguise? - Dad!

Sofia, can we talk?

Listen.

I'm not a financier.

I live in you, because I have no home.

I have an apartment in repairs.

And do not finance a food program in Africa.

Neither got a nomination for the Nobel Prize.

Tell stories to children in Mola's not a bad trade.

Hi.

Ralid? What are you doing here?

I'm very bad with tales

and of thy we must end ...

Hello, Sabrina.

Barbara.

I love you.

Really?

Quiet!

End of story.

Sultan stand before you today,

to show who I am really.

I am a thief from the streets of Baghdad.

I have no title ... - I do not care.

At least you rich? - Neither wealth.

Not good.

What will bring me wealth, Dad?

Once the heart is pure and sincere, it deserves my love.

My heart is pure.

And what was the other? - Sincerely.

Anyway clean.

And the Sultan happened,

or not ...

And he ...

He ... - Let me tell you the end.

The Sultan became.

And he said:

Once my daughter is happy to marry modest Aladdin

us free from the tyranny of the Vizier,

I give my blessing!

Come on, do not sulking!

All the table, or we'll freeze!

Ralid brother.

How persuade parents to put their children?

What parents?

How what parents?

But stop!

I did not have parents!

You wanted to see me.

I am listening to you.

Shalit, I am your father.

As long as you are brave!

Oh, Dad! - No, you do not need!

Yes? - No need.

Come, come. Vizier repeated.

Come on, repeat!

Shalit, I am your father.

What a fool!

Stop!

Vizier.

I am your father.

Dad?

Joke for you.

Shalit

I am your father.

I know.

Obviously it does not go.