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(upbeat music)

‐ This is the Drone Barber.

What do you think?

‐ This is one of the dumbest ideas

I've ever seen on this show.

First of all, it's dangerous.

It's terribly assembled.

Horrifying to look at

and it's insanely expensive.

This is a easy pass for me.

‐ I actually like your look.

Love the ponytail.

You can tell you've been spending a lot of time

working on your device and not on your look.

And I'm gonna have to say yes.

I love it.

‐ That product actually exists.

It has for a very long time.

‐ You know what,

I'm gonna have to agree with you dude.

That product has existed for a long time,

but there's always room for number two.

I'm in.

‐ Thank you Baron Davis.

‐ This right here, it's called the Wolf Whistle.

‐ So it's like when you go hiking,

you blow it to keep the wolves away.

‐ What? No.

It calls them to you.

It also works on feral dogs.

‐ So if I'm hiking, then I blow that,

wolves is coming to me?

My wolves, my dire wolves?

‐ It does anger the wolves.

‐ This is some straight Game of Thrones stuff

right here baby, I'm in.

‐ It's money well spent.

‐ I don't think you're quite there yet

so it's a pass for me

but you did a good job.

‐ I actually don't care that you're not there yet.

I'm gonna say yes 'cause I want to get you there.

‐ What are your sales?

‐ Oh who cares, I'm in.

‐ It's a pass.

‐ Scorpion, get over here.

I'm in.

‐ No.

‐ Yes.

‐ No, not for me.

‐ Yes, for me.

Yes for every reason he said no.

I don't even know what it was,

I wasn't paying attention, but I'm in.

(dramatic music)

(bell ringing)

‐ Hey Baron, I gotta ask,

why would you put your money into every single idea?

‐ That's my tactic dog, buy it all, shit.

‐ You're investing in some really dumb shit though.

‐ Yeah, speaking of dumb shit,

my boy Bdot got this company, Ball Out

and I'm buying that shit too

and if you want to jump in dog, come on.

We could be partners.

‐ You know what, I'm good man.

Whatever, it's your money.

It's yours.

‐ I mean, what you mean it's my money?

‐ It's your money, you can spend it however you want,

invest in whatever you want.

‐ I mean, shit.

It ain't my money, it's the house money.

It's like Monopoly, I'm playing with the house money.

Who gives a shit?

‐ House money?

‐ Yeah, house money.

‐ Baron, this is your money,

that's the whole hook of this show.

That you really put your money into their ideas

so they know it's not like network money

and phony, it's your actual money.

You're committed to their company.

‐ Yeah I mean,

shit, I knew that.

I need to take five, you cool with that?

‐ Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

‐ Alright my dog, appreciate you man.

‐ Where'd he go?

‐ What?

He went to the bathroom, I don't know.

I think he freaked the fuck out.

I don't think he understood this show.

I don't think he knew what the show was about.

That it's his money.

‐ Wow.

‐ Can we go back?

‐ No.

‐ He's committed, he's committed for all that money.

That's fucked up.

(phone ringing)

‐ Yes, Baron.

[Baron] ‐ Zoe, what the fuck?

You didn't tell me I was spending my own damn money.

‐ What?

I told you like seven times,

that's the whole hook of the show.

‐ Aw man, I spent like five million dollars.

Where the fuck is Bdot?

[Zoe] ‐ I don't know he's probably getting ready

for his thing tonight.

‐ Thing?

What thing you takin' about?

‐ Wait, were you not invited?

‐ Not invited to what?

‐ I'm gonna call you back.

(hip hop music)

‐ Look at you, beard is just gone,

like who knew all that was under there?

‐ Yeah, yes.

‐ You look good.

‐ Thank you, thank you.

‐ You look good, no slides though?

Like, what's going on?

‐ You look absolutely perfect.

‐ Thank you.

‐ So, what you think?

See me as that guy now?

‐ Until you did that shit.

‐ I'll take that out.

‐ Yeah.

‐ Just ignore that.

‐ Have you talked to Baron?

‐ I ain't talked to Baron ever since

he gave me that worthless ass Sacagawea coin.

‐ You need to talk to him.

Honestly, it was a dick move.

You didn't show up for the Celebrity Pitch Tank,

you know he's been working hard for that

and he's honestly really upset.

‐ Dick move?

‐ Yes.

‐ I'm the dick?

‐ For you, that was a dick move.

Can you please just talk to him?

If not for you, for me.

‐ Alright.

‐ Please.

‐ Okay, I'll think about it for you.

‐ Thank you.

What the fuck are you doing?

‐ Just thought we had the moment.

‐ It wasn't though.

‐ Felt right.

‐ It did?

It was so wrong.

(hiphop music)

‐ Hey.

‐ Aw, hell no.

Hey you wanna hear something funny brother?

‐ Give it up.

‐ What do you think BO stand for?

‐ Ball Out.

‐ Body odor.

(laughter)

‐ Shit ain't funny, bro.

‐ Neither is your fucking shirt, nigga.

‐ What's good, bro?

‐ You know you left me hanging.

When you didn't show up to Celebrity Pitch Tank, right?

Just left me out to dry, dog.

I stuck my neck there on the line.

You embarrassed me in front of Jerry Ferrara.

‐ Yeah man, I've been meaning

to talk to you about that bro.

That's fucked up on my end.

Just busy with trying to get this all together.

Just want to let you know I'm sorry though, man.

‐ I mean, it's cool dog.

You know I may not be what you think.

‐ Hey, hey, hey would y'all just shut the fuck up?

[Lucia]‐ Quiet.

Y'all hear my man talking, don't you?

Thank you.

‐ Thank you boo.

First of all I just want to give shout out

to my cuzzo, Baron Davis.

You believed in me when nobody else believed in me, man.

Everybody give it up for Baron Davis, cuzzo.

(clapping)

You can't hide from God, cuzzo.

I want to take the time out

to thank Bdot.

Most of the time I just thought

that you was like, a light‐skinned bitch ass nigga

that was always trying to steal my ideas.

‐ Still is.

‐ And making me feel incompetent.

You taught me that Ron, remember that cuz?

But if it wasn't for Bdot, you know,

I wouldn't have met somebody special in my life, cuz.

Lucia, baby.

‐ Yes, baby?

‐ When you came into my life, you know,

it was like you just grabbed that remote

and pushed that button

and opened up the garage to my heart.

I ain't the type of nigga that be gettin' on my knees.

I've been in the pen, I know what that mean.

But shit, I'll get on my knees for you baby.

‐ You know this gonna be funny.

‐ I promise to always make you my number one hoochie.

‐ That's like the nicest thing

anyone's ever said to me, baby.

‐ So if you would do me the honors,

you know, marry a nigga.

I promise you that I'll love you forever and ever,

you know what I'm sayin'.

‐ Forever, baby?

‐ Like a life sentence.

‐ Okay.

‐ I'm gonna treat you like the bad bitch you are.

I'll fight anybody for you, bitches and all.

‐ That bitch too?

That ho over there?

‐ Anybody.

‐ Yes, baby.

‐ That's what I'm talking about.

You see why I love her.

Come on, bring it in baby.

‐ This is sad.

‐ Can I just have everyone gather around real quick, please?

Thank you everyone, so much, for coming tonight.

I just wanna bring up the man of the hour,

the person that we're all here to see.

So ladies and gentlemen, I give you, Bdot.

(clapping and cheering)

‐ First and foremost, I would like to thank everyone

for making this Ballout dream into a reality.

First, I would like to thank Kenny,

my main investor.

‐ Kenny, what the fuck.

‐ I appreciate you man, without you.

I'm just happy that you're

able to take control of your life,

your dignity and your finances.

(clapping)

Give it up for Kenny guys.

And Ron, man thanks for drawing up all the paperwork, man.

[Baron] ‐ Ron, what the fuck you know

about paperwork, nigga?

‐ I'm a lawyer man.

‐ Are you fucking kidding me?

‐ Won't you listen to somebody for a chance

instead of pontificating and shit?

‐ Zoe, I just want to thank you for motivating me

to become my own man.

(cheering)

Finally, this guy, he's been my main guy.

I just have so much respect for this guy,

through all the bumpy roads,

thorough all the times I've been knocked down,

he's picked me back up.

He's motivated me through his vision, his values.

Teaching me different leveraging skills,

business plan and how

to just be the man that I am today.

And I just hope he can respect me,

as much as I respect him.

‐ Andy, ladies and gentlemen.

‐ Andy?

What the fuck.

‐ I'd like to thank my wife,

this is my hot piece.

(clapping)

‐ And that's the Ball Out team,

I appreciate everybody for coming.

So raise our glasses in the air,

to Ball Out.

(cheering)

Thank you, enjoy your night, enjoy your night.

(clapping and cheering)

‐ So anyway, I told my dad,

don't touch my Benz and don't touch my fucking puzzles.

You know what time it is, shit.

‐ So, what were you trying to tell me earlier?

‐ Aw man, all I wanted to say was

you're welcome.

‐ Wait, excuse me?

‐ Yeah.

Ron.

Whopper.

Kenny.

Andy.

Zoe.

That's my whole crew.

It was all a part of my program man,

you didn't see that?

‐ No, I didn't.

‐ You know what the problem is?

You didn't trust the process

but the process trusted you.

You're welcome.

‐ You being serious right now?

‐ Yes.

‐ You're really trying to take all the credit for this?

This whole thing?

‐ I helped mentor your dream

into a stankin' ass reality, young boy.

‐ No, I did this.

I did all this.

All me, bro.

You just can't give me any credit.

You just can't tell me,

hey bro, you did a good job?

Just give me some credit for once, bro.

‐ You right.

My bad.

My bad.

You have done a good job, I mean,

the decor and

the class of people aren't

what I'm used to but you tryin' dude.

I actually believed in you the whole time.

That's why I went and trademarked

the Ball Out license anyway

and got the license and patent and all that.

‐ Wait, you did what?

‐ Oh yeah, oh buddy, yes I did.

You know, it was such a great idea that I was like,

hey, business 101, trademark

and license your brand buddy.

So as your new acting CEO and partner,

your new training starts today.

So welcome to phase two.

Ball Out.

(hip hop music)

‐ Phase two?

‐ Enjoy your party.

Ball Out baby.