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(funky, upbeat music)
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‐ God damn it, he made me miss
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for that motherfucking
dumb ass investment.
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I can't wait til I get
on Celebrity Pitch Tank.
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I'm about to turn
this motherfucker out.
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This shit about to be lit, dog
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with my brand
equity, you feel me?
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‐ I guess, man.
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‐ [Brandon] Someone needs
to put me on this show, dog.
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Celebrity Pitch Tank,
with my guiding start up,
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I'm all kind of shit dog.
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you feel what I'm
saying, I be killing it.
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(phone dings)
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(phone dings repeatedly)
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‐ Oh, shit.
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‐ [Brandon] Solar panel
business, That business dead.
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‐ Solar panels is dead?
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‐ Yeah, solar panels is dead.
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‐ It's the sun, man.
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‐ It's the‐‐ it's a
dead business, dog.
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You know what I'm saying,
I wouldn't invest in‐‐
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(knocking at door)
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‐ Hey, hey, don't open that.
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‐ [Brandon] Dog,
what the fuck bro.
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Why you acting all
cagey and shit?
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‐ Just don't open the shit, bro.
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The crime level is going
up in this neighborhood.
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I just want to make sure
that everybody's safe.
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The thievery and then,
you never seen Home Alone?
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(loud noise from door) (yelling)
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‐ [Baron] Hey, whoa.
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‐ Look, I'm calling the
motherfucking full‐court press.
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Wes is shaving ice on the
block that I started homey.
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Come on, I need
your help right now.
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Right, right, right now.
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‐ I'm confused.
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‐ You're to, you're to
calm right now homey.
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If you bring your bald
headed ass with me
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I would fuck him up.
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‐ I'm not doin' that.
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‐ I' need somebody
to ride with me.
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‐ Old school, you look like
an old school black pecker.
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Put on a leather jacket
and some dark shades
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we could ride out.
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‐ Let me get this straight,
these Mexican's on your block
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where you started shavin' ice‐‐
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‐ Where I started.
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‐ Takin' money out
of your pocket.
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‐ Yep.
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‐ Trying to get your turf.
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You know what cuz?
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I don't even give a fuck.
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Yep, don't care.
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‐ I didn't even tell
you to do nothin'.
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I just need somebody
just to ride with me
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one time and let me do my shit.
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‐ I got you boy, I'm with you.
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‐ Take your ass to the corner.
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‐ Alright.
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‐ You know I don't
fuck with you bro.
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Get your ass back over there.
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Who ride with me?
who?
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‐ We're taking a ride?
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I'm down.
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‐ Yeah, Kenny will
ride with you.
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‐ Hey dog, you trying
to ride with me
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to do a little mission.
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‐ A mission? Where we going?
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‐ Snow cones dog.
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‐ We're getting snow cones?
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‐ Snow cones.
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‐ But first you gotta
change your little outfit,
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you look like a sexy ass
peach or something homey.
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‐ I look sexy.
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‐ The Mexicans are
gonna try to fuck you.
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‐ Wait what.
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‐ Alright man you all
get up on on out of here
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you got a rider
with you now dog.
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‐ It's sad, it's sad
that this mother fucking
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suburbian bitch got more
heart then both y'all.
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House full of dicks and
you act like pussies.
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Fuck all y'all.
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Cuzo I'm hurt, I'm
telling granny about this.
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‐ Yep.
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‐ Afro done to fuck you, bitch.
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‐ That's alright, man.
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‐ Fuck, the drama dude.
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(rap music)
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‐ Who know I'm here right now,
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who know I'm here right now.
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‐ I aint your secretary nigger.
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‐ This aint no joking matter,
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my ex Mo she gonna find me man.
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‐ So, God how could you
be scared of your ex?
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‐ You don't know Lucille,
you don't understand.
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She crazy Mo, she
just got out of jail.
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‐ You shouldn't be dating
felons mother fucker.
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That's your problem.
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‐ I didn't know she was
a felon mother fucker.
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‐ Don't mock me,
this is your life.
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‐ How bad could this girl be.
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There she is right there.
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(pounding noise)
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‐ Brandon, Brandon.
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Brandon, stop playing
games with me,
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I see you Brandon.
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‐ [Bald Friend]
That's her, she fine.
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‐ This the crazy one.
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‐ How could she be crazy dude.
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‐ Open the God dam door and
see your lovely wedded wife.
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‐ Her what dog?
You married?
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‐ You married her?
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Shit man.
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(funky music)
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‐ Here you go beautiful.
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Hey I'll give you a discount,
if you give me your number.
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Next time okay baby.
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Hey what you want white boy.
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‐ Whatever.
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‐ Okay, I got you bro.
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Thank you for
supporting La Raza.
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‐ When a mother fucker
set up on your turf
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and trying to take
what's rightfully yours,
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somebody gotta deal with
this transgression homey,
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do you understand
what I'm saying.
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‐ Right, should I be
writing this down.
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‐ Man, must you be
weird every fucking day?
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‐ Right, no yeah‐‐
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‐ Let's pay attention
sometimes man.
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‐ Yep okay.
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‐ Shit, it's all about
leverage out here.
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‐ Leverage.
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‐ Rule number one, protect
your booty at all times.
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‐ Protect your
booty at all times.
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‐ Feel me?
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‐ Yeah.
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‐ Look at it as,
this is your money.
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Your blood, sweat
and tears homey.
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That you put them man hours in.
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That somebody else is
reaping the benefits
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from that shit man.
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That aint cool.
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‐ No.
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‐ I don't give a fuck who it is.
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‐ No, you can't drive one
of my cars around the block.
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And stop asking me for shit son.
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No you can't get a new TV.
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‐ But, I made all the money Dad.
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‐ You owe me everything.
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I bag it up, you'll be nothing.
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You're lucky I
haven't bagged it up.
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‐ ‐ lucky I haven't
bagged it up.
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‐ I comprehend exactly
what you are saying.
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‐ Go to that
(mumbles) place homey.
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‐ You protect your booty.
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‐ Protect your ass.
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‐ Yeah.
okay.
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‐ You got me?
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‐ I got you.
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‐ Well let's go show the
nigger what's up then.
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‐ Alright.
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‐ Met her on Instagram right,
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slid in her DMs got her number,
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went to Vegas got drunk as fuck
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end up getting married.
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We married right, so we
walking down the strip,
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skipping, boom, she ended
up beating Optimus Prime ass
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for giving me some titty tickets
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to some titty club.
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‐ What's wrong with that.
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‐ Optimus Prime nigger.
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‐ She ride or die dog.
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Look at her.
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‐ This your wife right here.
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Wait a minute dog, I didn't
know you could pull that.
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There you go.
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‐ Get that shit out of my face.
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But listen man, long story short
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she ended up going
to jail that night
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couldn't get the
annulment signed, why,
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because she was in jail.
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Been in jail ever
since, guess what,
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she out now.
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Where, here.
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Here killing us.
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‐ [Bald Friend] She loves you,
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she went to jail for you nigger.
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‐ That's that shit
Mary J sing about.
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‐ Do you love him?
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‐ Yes.
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‐ I just threw love
in the air man.
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‐ Man fuck love and the air.
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‐ No, no, no.
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You know what your
problem is dog.
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What's my problem Darrin.
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‐ You need to trust me.
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Lesson 214, tell him Ron.
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‐ What's lesson 214.
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‐ Communication.
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(yelling)
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(music)
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‐ I don't love you no more okay.
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‐ What do you‐‐‐
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You don't love me?
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Are you out of your
damn mind Brandon.
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‐ Just leave me
alone, leave man.
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‐ I'm never leaving
you, you married me.
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Get out here you little bitch
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I'm gonna make
you love me again.
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Please baby, fuck man why are
you doing this to me Brandon.
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Open the damn door.
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(laughter)
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(slamming door)
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‐ Hey, hey check this
out mother fucker.
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This mother fucking
cart closed, now.
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Bye, go.
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‐ Hold on, brother.
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Back of the line is that way.
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‐ ‐‐ line this is
my block homey.
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‐ Hold up bro, you came at
me really disrespectful bro.
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‐ Homes this shit is done homey.
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‐ Listen street vending
that's a Chicano thing bro,
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okay we don't make
collard greens.
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Now take LeVar Burton
back over to the car
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and get the fuck off
my block okay cuz.
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‐ This aint no
Reggae tone essay.
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‐ Listen bra I got
white people here bro
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your embarrassing me.
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Whetto what do you want man.
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‐ I respect what
you got going on,
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you look like you
went to Whole Foods
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and shit like that.
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‐ Their the best.
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‐ Naw man fuck all that.
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I think we're having
a miscommunications.
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(mumbles) so let me
break it down for you.
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‐ Okay, okay.
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‐ Get this shito off my blocko,
comprende andale andele.
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‐ Hey dog, just come out,
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communicate with her dog.
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Remember the lessons.
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‐ You know what, I'm
gonna, I'm gonna email you,
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and we is gonna type
to one another, okay?
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‐ Fuck babe, I
missed you so much.
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It feels so good to hear
your voice again baby.
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Babe can we just go
home and snuggle up
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and watch 'Think like a man two'
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while I play with your back.
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‐ She fucking nuts dog.
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‐ [Lucy] I know how
much you like that baby.
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‐ I do‐‐‐ hell no
Lucy it's over, okay.
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You still got a house
arrest ankle monitor on.
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how are you even here.
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‐ Baby I swear to God
I'm not fucking crazy,
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you're making me act
insane right now.
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Just open this God
damn fucking door.
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‐ Come out, stop
being a bitch nigger.
258
00:07:40,674 --> 00:07:42,084
She gonna re braid your hair.
259
00:07:42,175 --> 00:07:47,175
‐ (mumbles) Brandon (mumbles).
260
00:07:48,314 --> 00:07:50,784
‐ I don't know what
none of that shit means.
261
00:07:51,752 --> 00:07:53,152
‐ I can't believe you Mitch.
262
00:07:54,588 --> 00:07:58,088
‐ Man, what's Trump number,
he gotta build that wall fast.
263
00:07:58,191 --> 00:07:58,931
(trumpet)
264
00:07:59,025 --> 00:08:00,085
‐ So what you mean?
265
00:08:00,193 --> 00:08:01,373
You telling me you
want me to stop selling
266
00:08:01,467 --> 00:08:03,297
snow cones over here,
is that what you say.
267
00:08:03,403 --> 00:08:06,073
Let me think about it,
let me think about it.
268
00:08:06,172 --> 00:08:08,342
Fuck no bro, get the
fuck off my block okay.
269
00:08:08,441 --> 00:08:10,041
I slap your dreads loose petron.
270
00:08:11,344 --> 00:08:12,714
‐ I made all the money Dad.
271
00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:15,820
(laughter)
272
00:08:17,684 --> 00:08:20,024
(screaming)
273
00:08:21,855 --> 00:08:23,715
‐ Chill out bro.
274
00:08:23,824 --> 00:08:26,134
‐ Oh, shit.
275
00:08:26,226 --> 00:08:28,386
(banging)
276
00:08:30,130 --> 00:08:33,270
‐ That's some shit
from his childhood.
277
00:08:33,366 --> 00:08:35,796
‐ (mumbles) be a virgin.
278
00:08:35,902 --> 00:08:38,972
Fuck you Dad you mother fucker.
279
00:08:39,072 --> 00:08:40,942
‐ Come get this girl man.
280
00:08:41,041 --> 00:08:41,911
‐ [Bald Friend] Come on RunDMC,
281
00:08:42,008 --> 00:08:43,638
come get the girl dog.
282
00:08:43,744 --> 00:08:44,854
‐ It's been 17
months baby please
283
00:08:44,945 --> 00:08:47,145
I can't take it
much longer, please.
284
00:08:47,247 --> 00:08:49,047
‐ You need help.
285
00:08:49,149 --> 00:08:50,349
‐ I need help.
286
00:08:50,450 --> 00:08:51,520
‐ Yes.
287
00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:52,948
‐ So why don't you
open this God damn door
288
00:08:53,053 --> 00:08:55,093
and help my ass then Brandon.
289
00:08:55,188 --> 00:08:56,758
‐ I'm not
professionally qualified
290
00:08:56,857 --> 00:08:58,827
to help crazy people.
291
00:08:58,925 --> 00:08:59,755
‐ What.
292
00:08:59,860 --> 00:09:01,400
‐ I'm gonna call you okay.
293
00:09:01,502 --> 00:09:02,142
‐ No you're not
calling me Brandon,
294
00:09:02,235 --> 00:09:03,195
you want to see crazy?
295
00:09:03,303 --> 00:09:04,543
You want me to show you crazy.
296
00:09:04,638 --> 00:09:09,638
I'm gonna show you‐‐
(breaking glass)
297
00:09:11,077 --> 00:09:12,447
‐ Think you can steal from
me you pussy ass bitch.
298
00:09:12,546 --> 00:09:14,306
You know what my name
is, it's Kenny K E N N Y.
299
00:09:14,414 --> 00:09:15,154
Say my name.
300
00:09:15,248 --> 00:09:16,378
‐ Kenny.
301
00:09:16,482 --> 00:09:18,322
‐ Shut the fuck up, this
is (mumbles) fuck you.
302
00:09:18,418 --> 00:09:19,848
You were just
supposed to love me.
303
00:09:19,953 --> 00:09:21,923
I still don't know how to
play catch mother fucker.
304
00:09:22,022 --> 00:09:23,222
Hooty Hoooo.
305
00:09:23,323 --> 00:09:24,493
You were just
supposed to love me,
306
00:09:24,591 --> 00:09:25,431
you were just
supposed to love me.
307
00:09:27,327 --> 00:09:30,127
(scream) (crashing)
308
00:09:30,230 --> 00:09:31,060
Stop, let me go.
309
00:09:32,966 --> 00:09:35,036
‐ Lord, Lord please
please, i promise you
310
00:09:35,135 --> 00:09:36,835
if you get me out
of this situation
311
00:09:36,937 --> 00:09:39,267
I will never slide into
another girls DM on Instagram
312
00:09:39,372 --> 00:09:41,982
and I definitely never
slide into crazy ass bitch
313
00:09:42,075 --> 00:09:44,135
DM on Instagram.
314
00:09:44,244 --> 00:09:45,654
‐ [Bald Friend] That's
Mediterranean glass.
315
00:09:45,746 --> 00:09:46,976
What the fuck wrong
with you girl.
316
00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:49,180
That's my fucking
Karaoke trophy.
317
00:09:49,282 --> 00:09:50,452
‐ Open the fucking door Brandon.
318
00:09:50,551 --> 00:09:53,191
‐ Please get me out of
this I'll go to church
319
00:09:53,286 --> 00:09:55,686
every Sunday, Jesus name, Amen.
320
00:09:55,789 --> 00:09:56,519
(loud crack)
321
00:09:56,623 --> 00:09:57,623
‐ Oh shit!
322
00:09:59,325 --> 00:10:00,685
‐ Back the fuck up.
323
00:10:00,794 --> 00:10:02,044
I'm about to smash his mother
fucking head in right now.
324
00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:03,965
‐ Wait, wait, wait,
look don't use that side
325
00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:04,810
you're gonna hurt your hand.
326
00:10:04,905 --> 00:10:05,805
Turn it over.
327
00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:07,306
‐ No, fuck that.
328
00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,237
That's the only thing I
won in the last two years.
329
00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:10,312
‐ Oh, I don't give a fuck.
330
00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:11,550
‐ I don't give a fuck about him.
331
00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:13,505
I care about that
God damn trophy.
332
00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:15,784
(yelling)
333
00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:17,580
‐ Whoa.
334
00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:24,294
I don't know you none cuz,
but from where I'm standing
335
00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:26,930
at right now you look like
a respectable bitch though.
336
00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:30,697
Now any other day I'd be
whipping his ass with you,
337
00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:35,097
you understand, but today
I learned some shit today.
338
00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:36,441
Oh yeah.
339
00:10:36,537 --> 00:10:38,937
And so from one crazy
mother fucker to another
340
00:10:39,906 --> 00:10:40,936
let me be the first to tell you
341
00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,781
you don't need this shit cuz.
342
00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:44,506
Don't throw away your
life for no pussy ass
343
00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:46,111
nigger like that cuz.
344
00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:47,712
You feel me?
345
00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,484
You look like an
angel from God cuz.
346
00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:51,923
Blue tight dress on
cuz, like a little
347
00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:53,618
ride or die bitch
I need on my team.
348
00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,520
Now I'm about to give you
an offer right now cuz
349
00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:56,992
that you can't refuse.
350
00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:01,171
You either bust him in
the shit and go to jail,
351
00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:06,106
wait, wait, or, I got some
weed from these Mexicans
352
00:11:06,206 --> 00:11:08,506
I got some liquor
cuz, so we could go
353
00:11:08,609 --> 00:11:11,439
talk over some shit and give
our life to the Lord together.
354
00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:12,405
You feel me.
355
00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:16,477
You gotta let this
whole life of crime go.
356
00:11:16,583 --> 00:11:18,923
‐ But you gotta take
my hand right now cuz.
357
00:11:19,019 --> 00:11:20,249
‐ This hand will always be open
358
00:11:20,353 --> 00:11:21,663
so take it while you can.
359
00:11:21,755 --> 00:11:23,855
‐ [Male] Take his hand.
360
00:11:23,957 --> 00:11:26,687
(dramatic music)
361
00:11:30,330 --> 00:11:33,600
‐ See you need some
dark skin in your life,
362
00:11:33,700 --> 00:11:34,700
you can't (mumbles) with
light skinned niggers anymore,
363
00:11:34,801 --> 00:11:36,441
I'm trying to tell you.
364
00:11:36,537 --> 00:11:37,637
‐ Exactly.
365
00:11:37,738 --> 00:11:39,068
‐ Light skinned niggers
be you're problems.
366
00:11:39,172 --> 00:11:40,872
‐ Take that
guidance, take that‐‐
367
00:11:40,974 --> 00:11:42,244
that was perfect,
you guys are perfect
368
00:11:42,342 --> 00:11:43,182
for each other.
369
00:11:43,276 --> 00:11:45,346
Hey I love you cuzzo.
370
00:11:45,445 --> 00:11:48,405
‐ That was the most
beautiful, ghetto,
371
00:11:48,515 --> 00:11:51,685
ratchet, disgusting,
loving shit I ever seen
372
00:11:51,785 --> 00:11:53,315
in my life man.
373
00:11:53,419 --> 00:11:54,559
But you know what,
I appreciate it.
374
00:11:54,655 --> 00:11:55,715
That was entertaining.
375
00:11:56,990 --> 00:11:58,320
You suck.
376
00:11:58,424 --> 00:12:00,474
And what the fuck
happened to your face man.
377
00:12:01,535 --> 00:12:04,735
‐ Crip life, you
wouldn't understand.
378
00:12:04,838 --> 00:12:06,308
I'll see ya'll niggers later.
379
00:12:13,213 --> 00:12:19,493
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