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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,466 --> 00:00:02,536 (eerie music) 2 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:10,384 (numbers beeping) 3 00:00:10,476 --> 00:00:13,146 (hip hop music) 4 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:29,858 ♪ Let's go 5 00:00:31,064 --> 00:00:32,874 ♪ I got something that they like ♪ 6 00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:35,236 ♪ And they know 7 00:00:35,335 --> 00:00:37,665 ♪ You got that thing that I need ♪ 8 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:40,011 ♪ So, let's go 9 00:00:40,106 --> 00:00:44,976 ♪ Now water's thrust on deep, wrap my bow ♪ 10 00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:48,778 ♪ They all want to get on top 11 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:51,052 ♪ And ride my flow 12 00:00:51,151 --> 00:00:52,821 ‐ How this video came about was 13 00:00:52,919 --> 00:00:54,919 I met Melvin at a VMA after party. 14 00:00:55,021 --> 00:00:56,391 And we were talking, 15 00:00:56,489 --> 00:00:57,619 he was looking for a place to shoot his video. 16 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,064 I'm just like, what? 17 00:00:59,159 --> 00:01:00,999 My guy Baron has a dope ass spot that you can use for free. 18 00:01:01,101 --> 00:01:02,501 ‐ I was thinking I was 19 00:01:02,603 --> 00:01:04,273 gonna be shootin' at some type of Miami location, 20 00:01:04,370 --> 00:01:05,770 some Hollywood Hills. 21 00:01:05,872 --> 00:01:08,472 But was like some Desperate Housewives type shit. 22 00:01:08,575 --> 00:01:10,505 ‐ He was like, bro, I really appreciate it, man. 23 00:01:10,611 --> 00:01:11,811 I'ma owe you a solid. 24 00:01:11,912 --> 00:01:13,312 Man, I owe you whatever you need. 25 00:01:13,413 --> 00:01:15,023 I was like, okay bet. 26 00:01:15,115 --> 00:01:16,845 So, I told Baron, chopped it up with 'em. 27 00:01:16,950 --> 00:01:18,550 First, he wasn't into it. 28 00:01:18,652 --> 00:01:19,792 You told me I could shoot 29 00:01:19,886 --> 00:01:21,486 the video here, man. ‐ Nah, this Instagram, 30 00:01:21,588 --> 00:01:24,158 thirsty shit dog, this shit ain't gonna work, dog. 31 00:01:24,257 --> 00:01:26,027 ‐ Bro, this video is not for me, bro. 32 00:01:26,126 --> 00:01:26,886 It's for Melvin, 33 00:01:26,993 --> 00:01:28,433 dude. ‐ Listen WAG. 34 00:01:28,529 --> 00:01:32,799 Nigga Melvin, I can give three Fs of fuck who Melvin is dog. 35 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,600 Everybody gonna have to get the fuck outta here, 36 00:01:36,703 --> 00:01:38,743 and go get me a camera. 37 00:01:38,839 --> 00:01:41,069 Kenny, go get my directing chair, brah. 38 00:01:41,174 --> 00:01:42,744 We 'bout to get this shit poppin'. 39 00:01:42,843 --> 00:01:44,183 Make sure I got my lights nigga, 40 00:01:44,277 --> 00:01:45,707 I'm 'bout to show you something. 41 00:01:45,812 --> 00:01:47,612 ‐ So, with that being said, 42 00:01:47,714 --> 00:01:49,624 Melvin has promised to shoot my sizzle, 43 00:01:49,716 --> 00:01:51,746 for my Ball Out fragrance. 44 00:01:51,852 --> 00:01:53,122 Ball Out. 45 00:01:53,219 --> 00:01:54,389 Men's fragrance. 46 00:01:54,487 --> 00:01:55,657 For the active gentleman. 47 00:01:55,756 --> 00:01:56,856 (laughs) 48 00:01:56,957 --> 00:01:59,457 (hip hop music) 49 00:02:00,861 --> 00:02:02,171 ‐ Now she's about to ruin her whole career. 50 00:02:02,268 --> 00:02:03,368 Are you kidding me? 51 00:02:03,469 --> 00:02:05,109 She 'bout to be the laughing stock. 52 00:02:05,205 --> 00:02:06,565 It's terrible, dude. 53 00:02:06,673 --> 00:02:08,683 ‐ Don't embarrass me, you said you wanted one of lives. 54 00:02:08,775 --> 00:02:09,905 ‐ Man, it looks like she's 55 00:02:10,010 --> 00:02:11,550 stuffing a falafel down her pants. 56 00:02:11,645 --> 00:02:12,745 ‐ We just ate falafels. 57 00:02:12,846 --> 00:02:14,516 ‐ God this is, that's disgusting. 58 00:02:14,615 --> 00:02:15,945 ‐ Not disgusting. 59 00:02:16,049 --> 00:02:17,649 There, he's sitting there looking back at you. 60 00:02:17,751 --> 00:02:19,421 The all‐time life giver. 61 00:02:19,519 --> 00:02:21,089 ‐ You're a nasty motherfucker Ron. 62 00:02:21,187 --> 00:02:22,987 ‐ That thing was beautiful. 63 00:02:23,089 --> 00:02:24,459 It look like this. 64 00:02:24,558 --> 00:02:27,188 It look like this, look like an upside down McDonald's sign. 65 00:02:27,293 --> 00:02:28,863 How you not gonna fuck with that? 66 00:02:28,962 --> 00:02:30,132 ‐ [Interviewer] Who are you? 67 00:02:30,230 --> 00:02:31,870 ‐ Who am I within this whole thing? 68 00:02:31,965 --> 00:02:33,095 Well you know what, 69 00:02:33,199 --> 00:02:34,469 some people call it a jack of all trades, 70 00:02:34,568 --> 00:02:35,698 and a master of none. 71 00:02:35,802 --> 00:02:38,202 I'm a master of all, and a jack of nothing. 72 00:02:38,304 --> 00:02:40,644 ‐ That shit look like a split avocado, dog. 73 00:02:40,741 --> 00:02:41,811 Ice cream sandwich. 74 00:02:41,908 --> 00:02:43,008 747 wing. 75 00:02:43,109 --> 00:02:44,309 Donald Duck lips. 76 00:02:44,410 --> 00:02:45,150 I'm 'bout to say somethin'. 77 00:02:45,245 --> 00:02:46,475 ‐ No, no one gets you. 78 00:02:46,580 --> 00:02:48,480 Don't, don't, please brother, please, please. 79 00:02:48,582 --> 00:02:51,382 ‐ I'm tryna respect this creative vibe, dog, but it's like, 80 00:02:51,484 --> 00:02:53,654 man, all this camel toe is making me sick. 81 00:02:53,754 --> 00:02:57,624 The camel toe look like a cake with just a slice out of it. 82 00:02:57,724 --> 00:02:58,934 ‐ Ooh, she had a fat pussy. 83 00:02:59,025 --> 00:03:00,285 Fuck these cameras. 84 00:03:00,393 --> 00:03:02,203 I'm just gonna sit back and think about it. 85 00:03:02,302 --> 00:03:03,142 Mmm. 86 00:03:03,236 --> 00:03:04,536 ‐ Man, fuck that, hey man. 87 00:03:04,638 --> 00:03:05,738 ‐ Come on. ‐ Hey. 88 00:03:05,839 --> 00:03:06,969 Hey dog, don't you think she should have 89 00:03:07,073 --> 00:03:08,213 like a sundress or something, dog? 90 00:03:08,308 --> 00:03:10,238 Like some jean shorts or something like that? 91 00:03:10,343 --> 00:03:11,483 ‐ I think you shouldn't think. 92 00:03:11,578 --> 00:03:13,208 Just watch, let me do the thinking. 93 00:03:13,313 --> 00:03:14,753 ‐ No, no, no, you got you. ‐ It's what I do. 94 00:03:14,848 --> 00:03:17,518 ‐ I don't wanna mess with your creativity and all that. 95 00:03:17,618 --> 00:03:19,918 Dog, can you like raise up off the camel toe, dog? 96 00:03:20,020 --> 00:03:21,390 Like that's kind of heavy. 97 00:03:21,487 --> 00:03:23,187 ‐ I've been looked at as a misogynist. 98 00:03:23,289 --> 00:03:24,589 But that ain't really the case. 99 00:03:24,691 --> 00:03:26,191 I want women 100 00:03:26,292 --> 00:03:27,432 to see that they can 101 00:03:27,528 --> 00:03:29,128 run around with their titties out. 102 00:03:29,229 --> 00:03:30,199 They can clap they ass. 103 00:03:30,296 --> 00:03:31,796 (clapping) 104 00:03:31,898 --> 00:03:32,828 Clap that shit. 105 00:03:32,933 --> 00:03:33,933 And it's okay. 106 00:03:34,034 --> 00:03:35,344 They not sluts, they not whores. 107 00:03:35,435 --> 00:03:36,365 Slap that shit. 108 00:03:36,469 --> 00:03:37,639 Clap that shit. 109 00:03:37,738 --> 00:03:39,608 Whatever they wanna do, I'm all for pussy power. 110 00:03:39,706 --> 00:03:41,406 ‐ I talked to wardrobe, 111 00:03:41,508 --> 00:03:42,878 and I picked out these, dog. 112 00:03:42,976 --> 00:03:44,106 Look, look, what you think? 113 00:03:44,210 --> 00:03:45,850 Like we can just wrap this around. 114 00:03:45,946 --> 00:03:46,776 ‐ All due respect. 115 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:48,720 I grew up watching you ball. 116 00:03:48,815 --> 00:03:50,645 But this isn't your court. 117 00:03:50,751 --> 00:03:51,851 This is my court, man. ‐ No, no, no, I feel ya, 118 00:03:51,952 --> 00:03:53,122 I feel, I feel, I feel. ‐ All right, let me 119 00:03:53,219 --> 00:03:54,119 do my thing, let me run this play. 120 00:03:54,220 --> 00:03:54,960 ‐ Go head. 121 00:03:55,055 --> 00:03:56,485 ‐ He's just in the way. 122 00:03:56,590 --> 00:03:58,120 He coming to my job, trying to tell me how to do my shit. 123 00:03:58,224 --> 00:03:59,734 Do you see me running on the court, 124 00:03:59,826 --> 00:04:01,196 telling him how to play basketball? 125 00:04:01,301 --> 00:04:02,901 I don't do that shit. 126 00:04:03,003 --> 00:04:04,103 Cut! 127 00:04:04,204 --> 00:04:04,944 Fuck, that's exactly what I'm talking about. 128 00:04:05,038 --> 00:04:06,738 That's what I need baby. 129 00:04:07,874 --> 00:04:09,144 ‐ So. ‐ Hey, you look beautiful. 130 00:04:09,242 --> 00:04:10,412 ‐ How did you look? 131 00:04:10,511 --> 00:04:12,011 ‐ I loved it, I loved it, you look amazing. 132 00:04:12,112 --> 00:04:13,012 ‐ Thank you. 133 00:04:13,113 --> 00:04:13,953 ‐ [Kenny] Like an angel. (laughs) 134 00:04:14,047 --> 00:04:15,317 ‐ Thank you. ‐ Yeah. 135 00:04:15,415 --> 00:04:16,545 ‐ Man. 136 00:04:16,650 --> 00:04:18,020 ‐ Chill. 137 00:04:18,118 --> 00:04:20,348 ‐ And then Baron had to open his fat fucking mouth. 138 00:04:20,453 --> 00:04:22,423 ‐ Do you wanna say something? 139 00:04:26,159 --> 00:04:27,029 Yeah, be honest. 140 00:04:28,361 --> 00:04:30,431 ‐ Just save it for later, we good. 141 00:04:30,531 --> 00:04:31,701 ‐ You have a massive camel toe. 142 00:04:31,798 --> 00:04:33,568 And the whole time I watching this shit, 143 00:04:33,667 --> 00:04:36,137 they look like Shaq waving a peace sign at me. 144 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:38,365 And I don't mean to like draw that attention, 145 00:04:38,471 --> 00:04:39,971 but it's so much attention drawn, 146 00:04:40,073 --> 00:04:41,813 I think that it's gonna ruin your career. 147 00:04:41,908 --> 00:04:42,738 It's a good‐‐ ‐ Baron! 148 00:04:42,843 --> 00:04:44,043 ‐ You're a beautiful girl, 149 00:04:44,144 --> 00:04:46,684 but like that shit is like whoa. 150 00:04:46,780 --> 00:04:49,680 ‐ To my understanding, he was mixing a lot of medications. 151 00:04:49,783 --> 00:04:51,853 So, maybe he was miscommunicating 152 00:04:51,952 --> 00:04:53,392 how he really felt deep inside, 153 00:04:53,486 --> 00:04:55,116 but, you know, it's Baron. 154 00:04:55,221 --> 00:04:56,891 At the end of the day what I'm really trying to say is, 155 00:04:56,990 --> 00:05:00,060 I mean Baron Davis is, he's a really really good guy. 156 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:01,430 ‐ He's an asshole, man. 157 00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:02,865 He's an asshole. 158 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,399 Even though that's my man. 159 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:07,235 ‐ Does it really bother you so much that I have a camel toe? 160 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:08,470 ‐ I mean it's just fucking gross. 161 00:05:08,575 --> 00:05:10,275 I mean, I don't mean‐‐ ‐ It's gross? 162 00:05:10,376 --> 00:05:12,676 ‐ Not like, I don't know. 163 00:05:12,779 --> 00:05:13,509 ‐ You know what? 164 00:05:13,614 --> 00:05:14,454 I'm sorry, I need a sec. 165 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:16,048 ‐ I didn't mean to say that. 166 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,979 I'm sorry, I didn't even mean it like that. 167 00:05:18,084 --> 00:05:19,224 ‐ What the fuck is wrong with you, man? 168 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,949 That's my star, you're fucking up my shoot. 169 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:23,494 ‐ How'd you do that. ‐ Man, fuck you Baron Davis. 170 00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:24,490 ‐ Hey, hold on. 171 00:05:24,591 --> 00:05:25,861 God. 172 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:26,789 You embarrassed me in front of Melvin. 173 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:28,663 Like, what is your problem, bro? 174 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:29,802 ‐ Why, did I do something wrong? 175 00:05:29,896 --> 00:05:30,926 ‐ Yeah, man. ‐ You did. 176 00:05:31,031 --> 00:05:32,701 ‐ You was major out of line. 177 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:34,269 You broke that little girl's heart. 178 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:35,297 ‐ You did. ‐ She worked hard 179 00:05:35,401 --> 00:05:36,401 for that camel toe. 180 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:37,373 I loved it. 181 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:38,570 Kenny loved it. 182 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:39,642 He ain't never seen a regular pussy. 183 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:41,140 Let alone a fat one. 184 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:43,441 That was a colossal coochie queen and you scared her off. 185 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:44,984 ‐ No I didn't dude. 186 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:45,908 ‐ You did, but I'm gonna put it in basketball terminology 187 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:46,852 for you. ‐ Okay. 188 00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:47,807 ‐ You know the Lakers, right? 189 00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:48,824 ‐ Yep. ‐ You know Phil Jackson? 190 00:05:48,915 --> 00:05:49,645 ‐ Yep. 191 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:50,880 ‐ He's Phil Jackson. 192 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:52,254 That pussy's the triangle offense. 193 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,222 You are Tyronn Lue. 194 00:05:53,319 --> 00:05:54,489 You're getting stepped over. 195 00:05:54,588 --> 00:05:56,518 You have no say so in that triangle offense. 196 00:05:56,623 --> 00:05:58,363 You just fucked up my whole shit. 197 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:00,728 He was gonna endorse Ball Out, man. 198 00:06:00,834 --> 00:06:01,744 ‐ Honestly, Baron. 199 00:06:03,003 --> 00:06:04,513 I um... 200 00:06:04,605 --> 00:06:05,935 I used to respect you. 201 00:06:06,039 --> 00:06:07,309 ‐ Aw, Kenny. 202 00:06:07,407 --> 00:06:08,137 ‐ [Kenny] It's all right. 203 00:06:08,241 --> 00:06:09,641 No, it's just‐‐ 204 00:06:09,743 --> 00:06:11,043 ‐ He's just mad 'cause you was halfway from cumming nigga. 205 00:06:11,144 --> 00:06:12,254 Fuck you Kenny. 206 00:06:12,345 --> 00:06:13,205 ‐ Thank you, thank you very much. 207 00:06:13,313 --> 00:06:14,583 She's not coming back out. 208 00:06:14,681 --> 00:06:15,881 I lost my star. 209 00:06:15,982 --> 00:06:17,452 Thank you very much Baron Davis. 210 00:06:17,551 --> 00:06:18,791 I appreciate you. 211 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:20,820 Fuck you too, B‐Dot. 212 00:06:20,921 --> 00:06:22,061 ‐ C'mon man, I didn't‐‐ 213 00:06:22,155 --> 00:06:24,055 ‐ Man, look, look, look, look, hold on. 214 00:06:24,157 --> 00:06:25,557 Everybody calm down. 215 00:06:25,659 --> 00:06:28,699 Kenny, go clean yourself off right now in the bathroom. 216 00:06:28,795 --> 00:06:29,995 I got this. 217 00:06:30,096 --> 00:06:30,896 I got it. 218 00:06:30,997 --> 00:06:31,727 ‐ What are you gonna do? 219 00:06:31,832 --> 00:06:32,972 ‐ What am I gonna do? 220 00:06:33,066 --> 00:06:33,996 This is what I do. 221 00:06:34,100 --> 00:06:38,540 I do what I do. 222 00:06:38,639 --> 00:06:40,039 (nose blowing) 223 00:06:40,140 --> 00:06:41,070 Hi. 224 00:06:41,174 --> 00:06:46,184 (nose blowing) (crying) 225 00:06:46,713 --> 00:06:47,553 ‐ What? 226 00:06:48,715 --> 00:06:50,615 ‐ How much mucus do you have? 227 00:06:51,685 --> 00:06:52,415 (nose blowing) 228 00:06:52,519 --> 00:06:53,619 Oh my gosh. 229 00:06:54,755 --> 00:06:56,485 ‐ Did you think that I didn't know? 230 00:06:57,791 --> 00:06:59,761 I've been dealing with this situation 231 00:06:59,860 --> 00:07:01,740 since I was a little kid. 232 00:07:01,835 --> 00:07:03,895 I went to therapy for this. 233 00:07:04,004 --> 00:07:05,344 And I though I was past it, 234 00:07:05,438 --> 00:07:07,938 but you, you brought it all back. 235 00:07:08,041 --> 00:07:09,841 Fuck you Baron Davis. 236 00:07:09,943 --> 00:07:10,813 ‐ Fuck me? 237 00:07:10,911 --> 00:07:11,911 ‐ Yes. ‐ I was trying to help. 238 00:07:12,012 --> 00:07:13,482 ‐ No, fuck you. 239 00:07:13,580 --> 00:07:16,720 Do you have any idea what it feels like to be an outsider? 240 00:07:16,817 --> 00:07:18,047 ‐ Yes, I am. 241 00:07:18,151 --> 00:07:19,591 I am an outsider. ‐ No, you fucking don't know. 242 00:07:19,686 --> 00:07:20,816 'Cause you're Baron Davis. 243 00:07:20,921 --> 00:07:23,021 You don't have any idea. ‐ I am an outsider. 244 00:07:23,123 --> 00:07:24,423 ‐ They call me Garfield 245 00:07:24,525 --> 00:07:25,925 for seven years because of ‐ I don't care. 246 00:07:26,026 --> 00:07:27,286 ‐ My fat ass pussy. ‐ Oh my goodness. 247 00:07:27,393 --> 00:07:28,233 Come on. 248 00:07:29,195 --> 00:07:30,455 ‐ It's really hard. 249 00:07:30,564 --> 00:07:31,704 The weight that I carry. 250 00:07:31,798 --> 00:07:33,168 ‐ [Baron] Dude. 251 00:07:33,266 --> 00:07:35,966 ‐ Like the sweat alone that builds in the creases 252 00:07:36,069 --> 00:07:37,869 is just really overwhelming. 253 00:07:37,971 --> 00:07:41,171 (hip hop music) 254 00:07:41,274 --> 00:07:42,614 It's really hard. 255 00:07:42,709 --> 00:07:44,109 ‐ Oh my God. 256 00:07:44,210 --> 00:07:46,450 Like, can you stop? 257 00:07:46,547 --> 00:07:48,447 ‐ Why are you here? 258 00:07:48,549 --> 00:07:51,079 ‐ Look, I'm just tryna be real with you. 259 00:07:51,184 --> 00:07:54,564 You're playing to a very, very, very small audience. 260 00:07:54,655 --> 00:07:56,715 And I don't know what to tell you is like, 261 00:07:56,823 --> 00:07:58,293 all I can see is like, do you. 262 00:07:58,391 --> 00:08:00,091 You know what I'm saying? ‐ Do me? 263 00:08:00,193 --> 00:08:01,743 That's all you have to say, is do me? 264 00:08:01,835 --> 00:08:05,035 I was doing me back there, and now look where we are. 265 00:08:05,138 --> 00:08:05,968 Do me. 266 00:08:06,072 --> 00:08:07,972 ‐ Look, this is what I do. 267 00:08:09,042 --> 00:08:11,682 I turn double negatives into positives. 268 00:08:11,778 --> 00:08:13,578 I empower people. 269 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:14,880 I have lessons. 270 00:08:15,849 --> 00:08:17,479 ‐ Like what? 271 00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:19,924 ‐ Like lesson number 187. 272 00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:22,220 A double negative into a positive. 273 00:08:22,322 --> 00:08:25,192 A homicide into saving a life. 274 00:08:25,291 --> 00:08:26,391 All right, here's a story. 275 00:08:26,492 --> 00:08:28,862 I was playing in the playoffs, right? 276 00:08:28,962 --> 00:08:30,132 It was a fourth quarter, 277 00:08:30,230 --> 00:08:31,730 I think we were like up two or something, 278 00:08:31,832 --> 00:08:32,602 we need a bucket. 279 00:08:32,699 --> 00:08:34,229 I stole the ball. 280 00:08:34,334 --> 00:08:36,644 Anston grabbed my pants. 281 00:08:36,737 --> 00:08:37,997 And my dick slipped out. 282 00:08:38,104 --> 00:08:39,414 Right? 283 00:08:39,506 --> 00:08:41,006 Just the head. 284 00:08:41,107 --> 00:08:42,837 And I was like running down the sidelines, 285 00:08:42,943 --> 00:08:45,453 and like, you know, just, there it was. 286 00:08:45,546 --> 00:08:46,606 You know what I mean? 287 00:08:46,713 --> 00:08:47,553 There were the people on the sideline. 288 00:08:47,648 --> 00:08:48,978 Beer, popcorn, all kinda shit. 289 00:08:49,082 --> 00:08:49,822 Ah. 290 00:08:49,916 --> 00:08:51,316 But you know what I did? 291 00:08:51,417 --> 00:08:53,947 I went around the back, to the hole, and I got a and 1. 292 00:08:54,054 --> 00:08:55,294 Sealed the game. 293 00:08:55,388 --> 00:08:56,288 I powered through that. 294 00:08:56,389 --> 00:08:58,119 You know what I mean? 295 00:08:58,224 --> 00:08:59,394 ‐ Mm‐hmm. 296 00:08:59,492 --> 00:09:02,342 ‐ So, instead of making something about the toe, 297 00:09:02,435 --> 00:09:05,135 make the toe about nothing, and be something. 298 00:09:05,238 --> 00:09:07,668 Double negative into a positive. 299 00:09:07,774 --> 00:09:08,914 You understand what I'm saying? 300 00:09:09,009 --> 00:09:10,339 ‐ Yeah, a little bit. 301 00:09:11,211 --> 00:09:12,711 I think you're right. 302 00:09:12,813 --> 00:09:15,253 Yeah I do, I am starting to see what you're saying. 303 00:09:15,348 --> 00:09:16,478 ‐ Yes. 304 00:09:16,583 --> 00:09:17,923 ‐ [Ava] I mean, in reality like‐‐ 305 00:09:18,018 --> 00:09:19,048 ‐ Hide it. ‐ I'm dope. 306 00:09:19,152 --> 00:09:20,322 ‐ Yes, hide it. 307 00:09:20,420 --> 00:09:22,890 ‐ This toe of mine, it can be like a mentor. 308 00:09:22,989 --> 00:09:24,319 ‐ Like no. ‐ For all the other girls 309 00:09:24,424 --> 00:09:25,564 with big vaginas. 310 00:09:25,659 --> 00:09:26,789 ‐ No. ‐ Yes. 311 00:09:26,893 --> 00:09:28,493 It can serve as a role model for them. 312 00:09:28,595 --> 00:09:29,895 ‐ No. ‐ You know what? 313 00:09:29,996 --> 00:09:31,056 I'm not gonna hide anymore. ‐ Oh my gosh, look. 314 00:09:31,164 --> 00:09:32,504 Cover that up, please. ‐ This toe, 315 00:09:32,599 --> 00:09:33,899 I'm gonna market, brand, 316 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:34,700 and promote this toe. ‐ No, you're not, we're gonna‐ 317 00:09:34,801 --> 00:09:35,871 ‐ I'm fucking Ava, 318 00:09:35,969 --> 00:09:37,139 I can do it. ‐ Close your legs. 319 00:09:37,237 --> 00:09:38,837 ‐ [Ava] This video's gonna be my war cry. 320 00:09:38,939 --> 00:09:41,679 I'm gonna encourage woman everywhere, and girls, 321 00:09:41,775 --> 00:09:43,075 to titan their toes. ‐ No! 322 00:09:43,176 --> 00:09:44,036 ‐ [Ava] You'll see. 323 00:09:44,144 --> 00:09:44,954 ‐ You're. ‐ Thank you. 324 00:09:46,112 --> 00:09:49,552 ‐ I basically told her, hey, lose the toe. 325 00:09:49,650 --> 00:09:53,390 Take the toe, and turn that negative into a positive. 326 00:09:53,486 --> 00:09:54,716 ‐ [Interviewer] Yeah, I don't understand that. 327 00:09:54,821 --> 00:09:56,191 ‐ Yeah, I do. 328 00:09:56,289 --> 00:09:57,889 And those are one of my lessons. 329 00:09:59,059 --> 00:10:00,529 If you come to on of my seminars, 330 00:10:00,627 --> 00:10:02,667 and you take one of my master classes, 331 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,309 you'll understand the power of leverage, 332 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:07,035 and the power of influence. 333 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:10,810 ‐ Thank you, you just took an entire shit on my video shoot. 334 00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:12,051 ‐ Aw, man, you're welcome, man. 335 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:13,875 I thought I saved the day for us. 336 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:15,350 ‐ This is a 10 hour shoot. 337 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,548 I got 40 fucking minutes of footage. 338 00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:18,791 ‐ What? ‐ 40 minutes. 339 00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:19,915 ‐ That's crazy, that's good then. 340 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,220 ‐ I got 10 bottles of champagne 341 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:22,691 we didn't get a chance to pop. 342 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,089 ‐ I mean, look at it dude. 343 00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:26,260 I saved you on the champagne, right? 344 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:28,529 We got 45 minutes, dog. 345 00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:30,859 For a three minute video. 346 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,834 I think you did great, dog. ‐ You obviously have no idea 347 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:35,673 what the fuck is going on. ‐ I think you did great, dog. 348 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:36,869 ‐ That's your man. 349 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,100 ‐ Ay, ay, ay. ‐ Thank this nigga. 350 00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:40,944 ‐ I got 43 minutes man. ‐ Mel, hold on man. 351 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,341 You always fucking shit up, man. 352 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:43,312 ‐ Fucking shit up? 353 00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:44,879 Did you see how he left, man? 354 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,008 Me and him gonna be collaborating on some shit, man. 355 00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:48,583 I thought that shit went well. 356 00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:50,222 I do feel like I saved the day. 357 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:52,716 We got 45 minutes of great footage. 358 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:55,619 I helped this girl get out of her camel toe thing. 359 00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:58,062 I inspire Melvin to work with B‐Dot, 360 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,988 and to come back for a collaboration. 361 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:01,543 I think it was great. 362 00:11:01,635 --> 00:11:03,435 ‐ Fuck Baron Davis. 363 00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:04,737 And fuck B‐Dot too. 364 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:07,910 ‐ I don't know what to say. 365 00:11:08,008 --> 00:11:10,178 ‐ He's like the black Yoda bringing us together. 366 00:11:10,276 --> 00:11:12,676 Sometimes when he see stuff he can't close his mouth. 367 00:11:12,779 --> 00:11:14,249 I'm sure in his head it was a lesson 368 00:11:14,347 --> 00:11:15,717 that we all should listen to. 369 00:11:15,816 --> 00:11:19,146 It probably was a lesson 347. 370 00:11:19,252 --> 00:11:22,062 When you see a fat pussy, you must address it. 371 00:11:26,827 --> 00:11:29,497 (hip hop music) 26167