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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,784 --> 00:00:05,396 [cinematic melodic music] 2 00:00:17,626 --> 00:00:18,844 - After dinner, 3 00:00:18,888 --> 00:00:21,282 we can go sliding on the ice, ooh, cookies! 4 00:00:21,325 --> 00:00:23,153 - Why don't we let the children pick theirs first? 5 00:00:23,197 --> 00:00:24,415 - [Both] Thanks, Mom. 6 00:00:24,459 --> 00:00:25,503 - Well, what your mother hasn't told you two 7 00:00:25,547 --> 00:00:27,288 is that I get the rest of them. 8 00:00:27,331 --> 00:00:28,463 - Yeah, right. - It's true! 9 00:00:28,506 --> 00:00:30,682 - How about we put some aside for Santa 10 00:00:30,726 --> 00:00:32,945 and then you can fight over what's left? 11 00:00:32,989 --> 00:00:34,512 - Well, I'm bigger, so I'll win. 12 00:00:34,556 --> 00:00:36,253 - Two of us, so we'll win. 13 00:00:36,297 --> 00:00:37,385 - You guys probably would win, 14 00:00:37,428 --> 00:00:39,387 okay, fine, you can have them. 15 00:00:39,430 --> 00:00:41,389 - Let's not forget about the stockings. 16 00:00:41,432 --> 00:00:42,216 - Right. 17 00:00:43,826 --> 00:00:45,915 Alright, little lady, can you go under the stairs, please 18 00:00:45,958 --> 00:00:47,264 and grab the stockings? 19 00:00:47,308 --> 00:00:48,570 I'll guard your cookies while you're gone. 20 00:00:48,613 --> 00:00:51,094 - Okay, but don't let Jenny have any. 21 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:52,139 - I promise. 22 00:00:52,182 --> 00:00:55,403 [light melodic music] 23 00:01:16,293 --> 00:01:17,468 - Oh, hello. 24 00:01:18,469 --> 00:01:20,384 Why are you dressed like that? 25 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:23,257 [gasping] 26 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:25,389 Are you an elf? 27 00:01:47,542 --> 00:01:52,155 ♪ Silent night 28 00:01:52,199 --> 00:01:56,377 ♪ Holy night 29 00:01:56,420 --> 00:02:00,729 ♪ All is calm 30 00:02:00,772 --> 00:02:05,342 ♪ All is bright 31 00:02:05,386 --> 00:02:08,867 ♪ Round yon virgin 32 00:02:08,911 --> 00:02:10,869 - Just put those over there. 33 00:02:10,913 --> 00:02:13,350 Now the sink. Are you gonna help me with the dishes tonight? 34 00:02:13,394 --> 00:02:14,351 - [Jenny] Yes. 35 00:02:14,395 --> 00:02:16,484 [footsteps running] 36 00:02:16,527 --> 00:02:19,704 ♪ Holy infant, so tender and mild ♪ 37 00:02:19,748 --> 00:02:22,359 [footsteps running] 38 00:02:22,403 --> 00:02:23,404 - Argh! 39 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:26,363 ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace 40 00:02:26,407 --> 00:02:28,713 [clattering] 41 00:02:29,975 --> 00:02:32,195 [stabbing squelches] 42 00:02:32,239 --> 00:02:37,200 ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace 43 00:02:37,244 --> 00:02:39,376 [stabbing squelches] 44 00:02:39,420 --> 00:02:42,423 [ominous music] 45 00:02:42,466 --> 00:02:44,207 [screaming] 46 00:02:44,251 --> 00:02:45,730 [glass shattering] 47 00:02:45,774 --> 00:02:48,255 ♪ Silent night 48 00:02:50,126 --> 00:02:52,215 [dark upbeat music] 49 00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:26,423 [blowing wind] 50 00:03:30,122 --> 00:03:32,821 ["Silent Night" on harmonica] 51 00:04:04,592 --> 00:04:06,420 [locker slams shut] 52 00:04:10,206 --> 00:04:13,731 [background chattering] 53 00:04:13,775 --> 00:04:16,212 - Looks like we have some fresh meat in the house tonight. 54 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:20,303 - You mean old, dying, death meat? 55 00:04:20,347 --> 00:04:22,131 - Hi. - Hi Lilly. 56 00:04:22,174 --> 00:04:23,698 - Lilly, Mel's not in tonight, 57 00:04:23,741 --> 00:04:25,482 so you actually have to pull your own weight around here. 58 00:04:25,526 --> 00:04:27,005 - Sure, Amanda, whatever you need. 59 00:04:27,049 --> 00:04:28,964 - She's not your fucking boss, Lilly. 60 00:04:29,007 --> 00:04:31,009 - I'm also here, bitches. 61 00:04:31,053 --> 00:04:32,272 Merry Christmas though. 62 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:35,405 - Alright, well I have a lot of things to do tonight, 63 00:04:35,449 --> 00:04:38,539 so I need you to take our new patient down for his x-rays. 64 00:04:38,582 --> 00:04:40,192 - Yeah, sure, I can do that. 65 00:04:40,236 --> 00:04:43,195 - Lilly, she's taking advantage of you. 66 00:04:43,239 --> 00:04:44,545 - No, she's not. 67 00:04:44,588 --> 00:04:46,242 - Whatever, I'm not gonna do all of your work. 68 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,375 - She's being a team player. 69 00:04:48,418 --> 00:04:49,680 - Whatever, man. 70 00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:51,465 - It's really okay. 71 00:04:51,508 --> 00:04:52,901 - I've got a lot of things to do. 72 00:04:52,944 --> 00:04:55,295 - You mean like fudging your resume, 73 00:04:55,338 --> 00:04:57,297 so you can get the new supervisor position? 74 00:04:57,340 --> 00:04:58,646 - [Amanda] I don't need to fudge anything, 75 00:04:58,689 --> 00:05:00,648 'cause I'm super qualified. 76 00:05:00,691 --> 00:05:02,214 - There's a supervisor position? 77 00:05:02,258 --> 00:05:04,260 - Yep, and Amanda's not gonna get it. 78 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,175 - Oh, and you think you're gonna get it? 79 00:05:06,218 --> 00:05:09,221 Yeah, I don't think so. - Don't want it! 80 00:05:09,265 --> 00:05:11,311 - Oh, she is so annoying. 81 00:05:15,402 --> 00:05:17,578 You should go, he's been waiting for a while. 82 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:21,146 - You're welcome. 83 00:05:26,587 --> 00:05:29,241 [eerie music] 84 00:05:41,645 --> 00:05:44,256 [door creaking] 85 00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:51,612 Hi, Mr. Iblis, I'm Lilly, 86 00:05:51,655 --> 00:05:53,048 I'm here to take you for your x-ray. 87 00:05:53,091 --> 00:05:54,397 [coughing] 88 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:56,312 - That certainly took you long enough. 89 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:59,054 - Yeah, I'm sorry about that, we're short staffed tonight. 90 00:05:59,097 --> 00:06:00,316 At least you got to wait 91 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,665 in the nicest wing of the whole hospital. 92 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:02,927 - Hm. 93 00:06:02,971 --> 00:06:05,539 I see you're stuck here on Christmas Eve. 94 00:06:05,582 --> 00:06:06,670 - I volunteered. 95 00:06:09,325 --> 00:06:10,587 Um... 96 00:06:10,631 --> 00:06:13,329 Your old residence hasn't sent anything yet. 97 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,200 - Well, it doesn't surprise me in the least, 98 00:06:15,244 --> 00:06:18,203 the place was run like a Calcutta whorehouse. 99 00:06:18,247 --> 00:06:19,161 [chuckling] 100 00:06:19,204 --> 00:06:20,554 - I'll call them after Christmas. 101 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:23,600 So what brings you here with us? 102 00:06:23,644 --> 00:06:27,517 - Well, I was told the nurses are cute 103 00:06:27,561 --> 00:06:29,214 [grunts] 104 00:06:31,521 --> 00:06:36,526 and uh, I haven't finished dying yet. 105 00:06:37,222 --> 00:06:38,310 - I'm sorry. 106 00:06:38,354 --> 00:06:41,357 - Hm, there's nothing to be sorry for, 107 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:44,099 I've just worn out this old body. 108 00:06:44,142 --> 00:06:46,580 - Well, I'll take very good care of you tonight. 109 00:06:46,623 --> 00:06:48,364 Do you want me to hold that? [ominous music] 110 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:52,237 - No, no, I think I'll just hang onto it myself. 111 00:06:52,281 --> 00:06:54,631 - Okay. - For a while. 112 00:06:54,675 --> 00:06:57,329 - Alright, well let's get going then. 113 00:06:57,373 --> 00:07:00,507 [background chattering] 114 00:07:01,769 --> 00:07:03,161 Beautiful album. 115 00:07:04,336 --> 00:07:07,209 - This album is even older than I am, 116 00:07:07,252 --> 00:07:11,431 a friend of mine gave it to me once, hm, and then he died. 117 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,216 I keep it on as a bit of a personal 118 00:07:14,259 --> 00:07:16,479 Christmas tradition actually. 119 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:17,915 - I'm sorry about your friend. 120 00:07:17,959 --> 00:07:22,659 - Oh, don't be so damn sorry, everybody dies, 121 00:07:22,703 --> 00:07:25,923 that's the one thing that all of you people have in common. 122 00:07:27,882 --> 00:07:29,623 - What are those? 123 00:07:29,666 --> 00:07:34,845 - Well, I was never really one for photographs, 124 00:07:34,889 --> 00:07:37,631 so I used it as a kind of Christmas scrapbook 125 00:07:38,501 --> 00:07:41,939 and I started out collecting stories and news items. 126 00:07:42,810 --> 00:07:45,073 - [Lilly] I think that's lovely. 127 00:07:45,116 --> 00:07:46,074 - Ha. 128 00:07:46,117 --> 00:07:47,336 That's what most people think, 129 00:07:47,379 --> 00:07:49,381 when they consider Christmas 130 00:07:49,425 --> 00:07:53,081 filled with happiness and family and gifts, 131 00:07:53,124 --> 00:07:57,215 but in reality it's much, much more interesting than that. 132 00:07:58,390 --> 00:08:01,306 - You know what? You're right, I remember reading something 133 00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:03,787 about how the suicide rate goes up like crazy 134 00:08:03,831 --> 00:08:04,875 around the holidays, 135 00:08:06,094 --> 00:08:07,661 I guess it's more than just crappy gifts 136 00:08:07,704 --> 00:08:09,358 and couples getting engaged. 137 00:08:10,446 --> 00:08:12,361 - Yeah, well fuck those people. 138 00:08:12,404 --> 00:08:14,015 [laughing] 139 00:08:14,058 --> 00:08:15,756 - You're such a Devil, Mr. Iblis, 140 00:08:15,799 --> 00:08:18,280 most people love that traditional stuff. 141 00:08:18,323 --> 00:08:22,066 - Well, thank you, but it does depend on your tradition, 142 00:08:22,110 --> 00:08:25,374 have you ever heard of the Reed family? 143 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:27,289 - [Lilly] I don't think I have. 144 00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:31,075 - Ah, well they were a lovely couple, 145 00:08:31,119 --> 00:08:34,122 intelligent, amusing, good cooks too, 146 00:08:34,165 --> 00:08:37,299 [ominous music] it really is too bad. 147 00:08:37,342 --> 00:08:38,213 - What happened? 148 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:41,782 - Well, let's just put it this way, 149 00:08:41,825 --> 00:08:44,654 I really don't wanna bore you with my old stories. 150 00:08:44,698 --> 00:08:47,178 - Oh, we've got a few minutes before we hit radiology, 151 00:08:47,222 --> 00:08:48,266 let me have it. 152 00:08:49,746 --> 00:08:54,316 - Well, okay, but I'll give you the short version. 153 00:08:54,359 --> 00:08:58,625 It all started years ago on Christmas Eve. 154 00:08:58,668 --> 00:09:01,279 [ominous music] 155 00:09:02,324 --> 00:09:05,327 [lively jazz music] 156 00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:10,201 - [John] I can't find my black socks! 157 00:09:10,245 --> 00:09:11,768 Have you seen my black socks? 158 00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:15,598 - Wear whatever socks you want, they won't care! 159 00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:18,819 Why do you only own one pair of black socks anyway? 160 00:09:18,862 --> 00:09:21,561 - I have one pair of black socks and one tie, 161 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:23,084 why would I need any more, 162 00:09:23,127 --> 00:09:24,738 when have I ever needed to dress up? 163 00:09:24,781 --> 00:09:27,523 - God, you don't need a tie to impress my parents, John, 164 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,917 they're going to love you, because I love you. 165 00:09:31,353 --> 00:09:33,442 Besides, you can't wear a striped tie with a plaid shirt. 166 00:09:33,485 --> 00:09:34,661 - What? 167 00:09:34,704 --> 00:09:36,271 - [Iris] That is a crime against nature. 168 00:09:36,314 --> 00:09:37,838 - You know, you keep saying they're gonna love me 169 00:09:37,881 --> 00:09:39,404 and then you keep telling me how old-fashioned they are, 170 00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:41,102 are they gonna be pissed that we're living together? 171 00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:43,191 - Oh, my God, it's not that they're old-fashioned, 172 00:09:43,234 --> 00:09:46,237 it's just they have certain traditions, 173 00:09:46,281 --> 00:09:49,284 that are important to them and they're important to me. 174 00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:52,461 Just relax, it'll be fun. 175 00:09:52,504 --> 00:09:54,245 You know what, I've an idea. 176 00:09:55,246 --> 00:09:56,334 - What? 177 00:09:56,378 --> 00:10:00,382 Wait, no, no, no, no, no, Iris, no. 178 00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:01,818 - Come on, it'll be fun! 179 00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:03,428 We've only got a gram left anyway, we'll split it. 180 00:10:03,472 --> 00:10:04,908 - You know, last time we did this, 181 00:10:04,952 --> 00:10:06,562 I watched a candle burn for six hours, 182 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,172 I was convinced it was, don't, 183 00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:10,740 I thought it was dripping the New Testament. 184 00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:17,660 - Oh, okay, okay, okay, now you have to do it, 185 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,619 because that'd mean that I have a problem 186 00:10:19,662 --> 00:10:20,663 and you're an enabler. 187 00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,491 - Oh, fine. 188 00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:28,932 Oh, ah, those taste like feet. 189 00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:30,499 Um... 190 00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:31,935 Okay, you know what, just keep me away from any mirrors, 191 00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:33,937 'cause the last thing I want is to be tripping balls 192 00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:35,460 in front of your family. 193 00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:37,375 - Deal, let's go! - Okay. 194 00:10:37,419 --> 00:10:40,422 [psychedelic music] 195 00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:53,277 [laughing] 196 00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:09,467 [siren blaring] 197 00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:16,257 - Hey, you kids been drinking tonight? 198 00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:17,562 [car door closes] 199 00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:20,348 - Oh, my God, Arthur, how are you? 200 00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:25,048 - I'm doing good, keeping busy, protecting the neighborhood, 201 00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:27,964 rescuing cats from trees, the usual. 202 00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:29,705 It's so good to see you. 203 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,794 I was actually just talking to your dad this morning. 204 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:34,101 - Oh, my God, we're on our way there now! 205 00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:34,928 - Yeah. 206 00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:37,757 - Oh, Arthur, this is John. 207 00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:40,020 [clearing throat] 208 00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:41,717 - Nice to meet you, John. - Same. 209 00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:44,415 - Arthur and I grew up together. 210 00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:48,376 - We sure did, hey, take good care of her, John. 211 00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:52,206 She's the uh, she's the one that got away. 212 00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:53,990 - Okay. - Really though, 213 00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:56,732 I'll throw you in jail. [laughs] 214 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,953 No one will ever find you. [maniacal laugh] 215 00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:01,476 [Iris laughs] 216 00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:04,958 - Okay, you're hilarious, Arthur, we've gotta go, bye. 217 00:13:06,524 --> 00:13:08,831 - Have fun, John! 218 00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:22,671 - I'm really glad I got to meet your policeman ex-boyfriend, 219 00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:24,499 while on shrooms. 220 00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:26,544 - We were bound to run into someone I know anyway, 221 00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:30,592 this place is like one big family, always has been. 222 00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:34,857 - Speaking of which, any advice 223 00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:37,817 before you throw me in with your family high as a kite? 224 00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:43,866 - Yes, don't call my dad, sir, he hates that, call him Frank 225 00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:47,130 and don't mention my sister's ex-husband either. 226 00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:49,306 Oh, and don't even try to talk to my Aunt Marge, 227 00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:53,397 she is, she's crazy, if she does talk to you, 228 00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:55,356 just be polite and agree, 229 00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:58,968 even if it's alarmingly racist. [laughs] 230 00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:03,973 [light Christmas music] 231 00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:04,800 - [Rose] "Misery?" 232 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,715 - Oh, oh, "Alive!" 233 00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:09,500 - Dying peacefully in your sleep! 234 00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:10,545 [vinyl record scratching] 235 00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:12,460 - That's not a real movie and no. 236 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,942 - Ooh, "Sleepless in Seattle!" 237 00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,073 - Yes, yes! - Oh! 238 00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:21,512 - I love that Tom Hanks, he's so handsome and personable, 239 00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:22,513 [door opening] 240 00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:24,037 like a milkman. 241 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,342 - Don't be weird! 242 00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:28,171 - So are you ready? 243 00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:29,912 - Not at all. 244 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:33,437 - Oh! - Baby! 245 00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:34,699 - Hi Mom! - Oh! 246 00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:40,227 And you must be John, look at that bone structure! 247 00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:42,446 - Uh, Thank you? - Come in, come in. 248 00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:43,795 [laughing] 249 00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:45,232 [lively jazz music] 250 00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:47,712 - Hi, Frank and Rose, I've heard a lot about you. 251 00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:51,325 - So formal, in our family we hug. 252 00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:53,936 Now come on in. 253 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,199 Emma, can you bring John a beer? 254 00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:59,376 - Yes, dear, oh, and I've got some great finger foods too. 255 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:00,943 - Oh, excellent. 256 00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:03,206 So what do you do, John? 257 00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:05,687 - Uh... 258 00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:08,603 - Oh, cheers, thank you. - Oh. 259 00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,953 - Uh, I work at the mall at a music store, 260 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,563 I'm the assistant store manager. 261 00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:14,261 - Very cool. 262 00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:18,439 You look surprised, like you expected me 263 00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:20,397 to be disappointed you're not a doctor. 264 00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:23,444 - Truthfully I was a little worried. 265 00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:25,489 - Ah, I love music, 266 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,362 I'll show you my record collection after dinner, 267 00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:30,233 it's quite the extensive library, 268 00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:33,323 everything but Sinatra, 269 00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:39,329 ever since the war, I just can't listen to Old Blue Eyes. 270 00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:40,852 - [John] You were in Vietnam? 271 00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:44,639 - Oh, you bet, 1st Battalion 9th Marines, 272 00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:47,381 the old one nine, [ominous music] 273 00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:48,425 you know what they called us? 274 00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:51,298 - No, sir. - Don't call me sir. 275 00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:52,516 - [John] No, Frank. 276 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,301 - They called us The Walking Dead, 277 00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:55,998 highest killed in action rate 278 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:58,609 in all of Marine Corps history. 279 00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:00,698 [beer can clicking] 280 00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:03,179 One day we were down in the An Lao Valley 281 00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:05,877 just before Operation White Wing, 282 00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:08,445 Sinatra's playing on the radio, 283 00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:12,884 my buddy, Hershel, he had this little radio 284 00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:16,366 and he was always playing either Old Blue Eyes or Presley. 285 00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:20,022 We were waiting for the other units to show up, 286 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,937 so we could start to evacuate the villagers, 287 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,199 before the air strikes, 288 00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:28,291 when out of nowhere our guys started getting ripped in half. 289 00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:31,251 [eerie music] 290 00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:34,080 [sighs] I went to grab my rifle and I slipped 291 00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:38,998 and fell in the mud and Hershel grabbed my arm to help me up 292 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,348 just as a grenade landed right beside us. 293 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:47,354 Hershel didn't think twice, he jumped right on it, 294 00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:52,707 when I woke up, I was buried in the mud, 295 00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:54,622 left for dead 296 00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:59,409 and covered in bits and pieces of Hershel. 297 00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:05,067 - Hors d'oeuvres! 298 00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,200 [lively jazz music] [laughing] 299 00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:09,158 - I'm just kidding with you, 300 00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:12,422 I own a barber shop down the road, 301 00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:14,511 I haven't fired a gun once in my life. 302 00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:18,646 [squelching] - Whoa! 303 00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:21,170 [psychedelic music] 304 00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:22,258 Oh. 305 00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:25,305 - [Frank] You okay, son? 306 00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:28,177 - Yeah, I'm really sorry, I'm so sorry, I-- 307 00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:30,701 - It's okay, it's okay, it's an old carpet anyway, 308 00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:32,399 it's fine, really. - Oh, okay. 309 00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:35,489 I'm sorry, I'm just gonna use the bathroom real quick, so. 310 00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:38,492 - Of course, it's up the stairs on your left, go ahead. 311 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:41,973 - [John] Okay. 312 00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:43,540 - No, no mirror, okay. 313 00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:46,456 - I am tripping the hell out, like I'm just, yeah. 314 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,154 - Well, it's fine, it's fine, 315 00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:49,720 it's just a story my dad told you. 316 00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:51,287 - Yeah. - Everything is going great. 317 00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:53,724 - I mean, I just spilled beer all over your mom's carpet 318 00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:55,291 and I just, I... 319 00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:59,556 - It's going great, okay, it's just the drugs. 320 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,558 - Well, yeah. - Relax, relax, 321 00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:04,387 drink some water, it'll be fine. 322 00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:05,171 - Okay. 323 00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:06,650 - Okay? - Yeah. 324 00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:09,131 - You know my dad has a really twisted sense of humor, 325 00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:11,351 but he is a sweetheart, I promise, I promise, 326 00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:14,093 okay, just go with it. - Okay okay. 327 00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:16,399 - No, no, no, no mirror! - No. 328 00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:18,575 - [Iris] Come on, let's go, let's go, come on. 329 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,926 [lively jazz music] 330 00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:23,841 - [Emma] Kids, dinner's on! 331 00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:26,105 Iris, bring your aunt. - Okay, Mom! 332 00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:28,368 Can you help Aunt Marge get up, 333 00:18:28,411 --> 00:18:29,717 she has trouble standing, okay? 334 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,588 - Yeah, yeah. No problem. - Thank you. 335 00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,155 I'm gonna help my mom and Rose with the food. 336 00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:34,243 - Okay. 337 00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:39,161 Okay, Aunt Marge, time for dinner. 338 00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:44,384 Aunt-- - Oh! 339 00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:48,431 I'm so hungry, I could eat a whole baby. 340 00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:49,911 - Ha ha, Yeah. 341 00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:51,913 - I'm just kidding, 342 00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:58,441 the bones would get stuck in my teeth. [laughs] 343 00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:01,705 [John laughs nervously] 344 00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:06,014 - [Aunt Marge] Oh dear, oh dear, oh yes, oh yes. 345 00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,194 - [John] Oh, thanks, Frank, 346 00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:14,109 I'm gonna stick to water for now, thanks though. 347 00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:16,807 - Emma, can you bring this boy some water? 348 00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:20,594 He can't handle the booze. [laughs] 349 00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:21,725 - [Emma] Okay, Frank! 350 00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,294 - So John. - Hm? 351 00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:28,515 - I don't know if Iris told you or not, 352 00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:31,518 but our family is very big on tradition. 353 00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:33,302 - [John] Yeah, she did tell me that. 354 00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:37,088 - So I'll just warn you then, 355 00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:39,352 we do a lot of organ foods for Christmas, 356 00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:42,616 if you don't like something, don't feel forced to eat it. 357 00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:45,096 - [John] I'm sure I'll love it all, it smells great 358 00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:48,317 and besides my family's Scottish, so I've had haggis. 359 00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:50,189 - [Frank] Great, that's perfect! 360 00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:54,193 - I had Scottish once. 361 00:19:56,064 --> 00:19:57,326 - [Emma] That's nice, Aunt Marge. 362 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,068 - He was delicious! 363 00:20:00,111 --> 00:20:02,462 [eerie music] 364 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,029 - So John, 365 00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:09,251 what Christmas tradition does your family celebrate? 366 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,558 - Oh, well my family's pretty spread out, 367 00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:15,214 so my dad spends Christmas with my step-mom and their kids 368 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:18,217 and my mom goes on cruises in the Caribbean. 369 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:19,957 - Hm. - Yeah. 370 00:20:21,176 --> 00:20:23,961 - Well, that's very sad, John, 371 00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:28,966 I'm glad you're able to spend it with us then, 372 00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:31,055 although not everyone has been so happy 373 00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:33,101 to share in our traditions. 374 00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:36,452 - Frank. 375 00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:38,541 - [Frank] I'm sorry, honey. 376 00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:41,892 - No, Mom, it's okay, I'm okay. 377 00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:51,511 - John, Rose and her husband, Steven just recently broke up. 378 00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:54,296 - [Emma] Frank, enough! 379 00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:55,166 Enough. 380 00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:58,735 - Mom, it's okay, I'm fine, Dad's right 381 00:21:00,215 --> 00:21:04,393 You know, he just didn't understand me or our family. 382 00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:10,225 - So of course I had to kill him with my bare hands. 383 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,314 [laughing] 384 00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:16,405 - [Aunt Marge] He's in the freezer in the basement. 385 00:21:16,449 --> 00:21:18,668 - Dad, stop it, you're scaring John. 386 00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:20,801 - It's not like we're killing prostitutes 387 00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:24,370 and burying them in the woods, we're just eating people. 388 00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:25,196 - Dad! 389 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,503 [laughing] 390 00:21:37,861 --> 00:21:40,821 - [Frank] Iris, you picked one with a little baby bladder. 391 00:21:46,087 --> 00:21:48,655 [water running] 392 00:21:52,702 --> 00:21:53,486 - I'm not high. 393 00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:00,319 [slap] 394 00:22:01,232 --> 00:22:03,539 Sweet, I'm not high! 395 00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:04,366 Let's see. 396 00:22:10,024 --> 00:22:11,330 Hey stranger. 397 00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:14,594 - I am so sorry, are you feeling better? 398 00:22:14,637 --> 00:22:16,204 - Yeah, I feel great. 399 00:22:16,247 --> 00:22:18,162 - I'm really sorry about my weird family. 400 00:22:18,206 --> 00:22:19,338 - Oh, they're not weird, 401 00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:21,252 they're just kind of an acquired taste. 402 00:22:22,732 --> 00:22:24,038 - [Emma] John, could you get the pies 403 00:22:24,081 --> 00:22:25,996 from the freezer, please? 404 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,215 It's in the basement, bottom of the stairs, 405 00:22:27,258 --> 00:22:28,999 around the corner on the right. 406 00:22:29,043 --> 00:22:30,610 - Sure, no problem. - Thank you! 407 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:38,182 [ominous music] 408 00:22:50,586 --> 00:22:52,283 - Ha, still not high! 409 00:22:54,982 --> 00:22:55,765 Sweet. 410 00:23:11,607 --> 00:23:13,653 [freezer door clattering] 411 00:23:19,528 --> 00:23:22,966 [freezer door creaking] 412 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:40,419 [sinister music] 413 00:23:43,030 --> 00:23:45,249 [tense music] 414 00:23:45,293 --> 00:23:48,427 [panicked breathing] 415 00:24:03,398 --> 00:24:07,271 - John, what's going on, what's wrong, what's going on? 416 00:24:07,315 --> 00:24:09,273 - Iris, come on, we've gotta go! 417 00:24:09,317 --> 00:24:10,492 - [Iris] What? 418 00:24:10,536 --> 00:24:12,755 One second, I'm putting away the dishes! 419 00:24:12,799 --> 00:24:14,235 - There's a body in the basement, 420 00:24:14,278 --> 00:24:16,280 you really are eating people. 421 00:24:16,324 --> 00:24:19,719 - Well, yeah, of course we are, we thought you knew. 422 00:24:19,762 --> 00:24:22,373 - We thought you understood our traditions. 423 00:24:23,157 --> 00:24:26,290 - Oh no, he's just like Steven. 424 00:24:26,334 --> 00:24:29,076 - No, he's not, he understands, 425 00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:30,469 you understand, right, John? 426 00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:32,253 [Aunt Marge laughing] 427 00:24:32,296 --> 00:24:36,823 - John, now put that down, let's talk about this. 428 00:24:36,866 --> 00:24:40,261 We thought you knew, we thought Iris had told you. 429 00:24:42,089 --> 00:24:46,223 - Steven's in the basement, we're saving him for Easter. 430 00:24:46,267 --> 00:24:48,356 [laughing] [squelching] 431 00:24:48,399 --> 00:24:52,969 [ominous music] [laughing] 432 00:25:01,195 --> 00:25:03,110 - I'm so sorry, baby. 433 00:25:03,153 --> 00:25:04,459 - I thought you'd understand. 434 00:25:05,678 --> 00:25:06,505 - [John] I'm sorry. 435 00:25:07,723 --> 00:25:09,508 - Get off my daughter! - No, get off me! 436 00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:11,422 Get off me, you, get off me! 437 00:25:12,423 --> 00:25:14,861 Iris, get off me, you murderer! 438 00:25:16,427 --> 00:25:18,081 - You son of a bitch. 439 00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:24,740 - I'm calling the cops! 440 00:25:25,959 --> 00:25:27,221 - Open the damn door, John! 441 00:25:27,264 --> 00:25:29,266 - Fuck, no! - Open the door! 442 00:25:29,310 --> 00:25:31,312 - [John] I'm calling the cops and you're going away! 443 00:25:31,355 --> 00:25:35,055 - Open the damn door, John, you stabbed Iris! 444 00:25:35,098 --> 00:25:37,100 - [John] Yeah, well you're gonna fucking eat her next! 445 00:25:37,144 --> 00:25:39,929 - No, I won't, are you crazy, open the damn door! 446 00:25:39,973 --> 00:25:41,235 - You fucking cannibal! 447 00:25:42,323 --> 00:25:43,542 I'm calling the cops! 448 00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:46,022 - I don't think that's a good idea, John. 449 00:25:47,023 --> 00:25:48,329 - Who to start with, huh, Frank? 450 00:25:48,372 --> 00:25:50,200 Call an ambulance! 451 00:25:50,244 --> 00:25:54,335 [footsteps descending staircase] 452 00:26:00,515 --> 00:26:03,039 [water running] 453 00:26:11,134 --> 00:26:13,354 [sobbing] 454 00:26:15,835 --> 00:26:18,446 [siren blaring] 455 00:26:21,318 --> 00:26:23,277 [sobbing] 456 00:26:28,456 --> 00:26:30,937 - He's upstairs, Arthur. - Okay, thanks, Frank. 457 00:26:39,293 --> 00:26:40,729 [knocking] 458 00:26:40,773 --> 00:26:43,340 John, it's the police, can you open the door, please? 459 00:26:47,649 --> 00:26:49,912 - They're eating people, they're actually eating people. 460 00:26:49,956 --> 00:26:51,784 - Okay, John, you're in shock. 461 00:26:53,394 --> 00:26:56,571 - Okay, there's a body in the basement in the freezer, 462 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:57,790 I'll take you to it, okay. 463 00:26:57,833 --> 00:27:00,183 - Okay, okay, you have to cooperate though. 464 00:27:00,227 --> 00:27:01,402 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay. 465 00:27:01,445 --> 00:27:02,969 - What are you doing? 466 00:27:03,012 --> 00:27:04,971 - I'm putting you into custody for your own safety, John. 467 00:27:05,014 --> 00:27:07,016 - No, there's a body in the basement, 468 00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:08,975 it's in the freezer, I'll show you! 469 00:27:09,018 --> 00:27:10,324 - Of course there is, John, 470 00:27:10,367 --> 00:27:13,196 now I told you, I protect this neighborhood, 471 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,807 we have our own traditions 472 00:27:14,850 --> 00:27:17,287 and we don't expect outsiders like you to understand that. 473 00:27:17,331 --> 00:27:19,202 I don't know why the Parkers keep on insisting, 474 00:27:19,246 --> 00:27:21,901 but this will be the last time, I assure you that. 475 00:27:21,944 --> 00:27:24,425 Relax, John. - No, no! 476 00:27:26,514 --> 00:27:28,472 Help, help! - Shut up, John. 477 00:27:28,516 --> 00:27:30,736 - [John] They're eating people! 478 00:27:30,779 --> 00:27:33,260 - You're under arrest for the murder of Iris Parker! 479 00:27:33,303 --> 00:27:34,565 - What? - Anything you say, 480 00:27:34,609 --> 00:27:36,829 et cetera, et cetera, get the fuck in the car! 481 00:27:38,352 --> 00:27:40,180 - They're fucking eating people! 482 00:27:40,223 --> 00:27:42,661 They're fucking eating people! 483 00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:46,229 Argh, argh, stop, they're fucking eating people! 484 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,406 Argh, argh! 485 00:27:50,973 --> 00:27:53,672 - What more can you tell us about this incident? 486 00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:55,804 - Well, I think it's just important, 487 00:27:55,848 --> 00:27:57,458 that this serves as a good lesson, 488 00:27:57,501 --> 00:28:00,026 that even in a tight knit community like this one, 489 00:28:00,069 --> 00:28:01,331 drugs come into play, 490 00:28:01,375 --> 00:28:03,464 and turn a whole family's life upside down. 491 00:28:04,334 --> 00:28:05,596 The suspect was found 492 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,729 with very high levels of various substances, 493 00:28:07,773 --> 00:28:10,210 that we presume he took just prior to the incident. 494 00:28:10,253 --> 00:28:12,038 - Quite scary. 495 00:28:12,081 --> 00:28:14,780 As you were taking him away, I thought I heard him yelling 496 00:28:14,823 --> 00:28:18,000 something like, "They're eating people." 497 00:28:18,044 --> 00:28:20,481 - Ha, ha! Yeah, who knows, right? 498 00:28:20,524 --> 00:28:23,963 Kids, say no to drugs. 499 00:28:24,006 --> 00:28:25,616 [eerie music] 500 00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:27,836 [singing] 501 00:28:38,325 --> 00:28:40,327 - They're eating people! 502 00:28:42,590 --> 00:28:44,287 - Oh, that poor girl. 503 00:28:45,636 --> 00:28:47,334 Did that really happen? 504 00:28:47,377 --> 00:28:48,422 - [Mr. Iblis] Pretty certain that it did. 505 00:28:48,465 --> 00:28:51,251 - Ugh, teenagers. 506 00:28:52,165 --> 00:28:53,775 - Yeah, my exact thought. 507 00:28:55,385 --> 00:28:56,386 - And you knew them? 508 00:28:57,257 --> 00:29:00,303 - I knew them very, very well. 509 00:29:00,347 --> 00:29:01,565 - That's so sad. 510 00:29:03,916 --> 00:29:07,180 - I heard that he got gang raped in prison. 511 00:29:07,223 --> 00:29:10,661 - [laughs] You're terrible. 512 00:29:11,532 --> 00:29:14,187 - Did my little story cheer you up? 513 00:29:14,230 --> 00:29:17,799 - Yeah, it really did actually. [laughing] 514 00:29:17,843 --> 00:29:20,280 [mellow music] 515 00:29:23,544 --> 00:29:27,156 [humming "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"] 516 00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:32,901 - The Geezer Wing is practically empty tonight, 517 00:29:32,945 --> 00:29:36,426 it's so fucking boring. 518 00:29:37,297 --> 00:29:40,169 [sighing] The only dinosaurs left are the ones 519 00:29:40,213 --> 00:29:42,868 whose families don't give a shit about them. 520 00:29:42,911 --> 00:29:45,914 Then again, that's why I have a job. 521 00:29:47,046 --> 00:29:50,179 I'm going for a drink tonight after work, do you wanna come? 522 00:29:50,223 --> 00:29:52,355 - Are bars even open on Christmas Eve? 523 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:54,836 - The good ones are. 524 00:29:55,750 --> 00:29:57,186 - No, thank you. 525 00:29:57,230 --> 00:30:00,276 - Your loss, it'll be a healthy mix of fun and sadness. 526 00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:02,801 - I gotta see my mom tonight. 527 00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:03,671 - Bring her. 528 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,805 [whooshing] 529 00:30:06,848 --> 00:30:08,458 - Why don't you just ask Amanda to go? 530 00:30:08,502 --> 00:30:12,375 - No, she always booty calls her ex on Christmas Eve, 531 00:30:12,419 --> 00:30:13,768 now that's sad. 532 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:16,031 - It won't be sad when I become your supervisor 533 00:30:16,075 --> 00:30:18,251 and give you all the worst fucking shifts. 534 00:30:18,294 --> 00:30:22,516 - Clearly I already have the worst shifts. 535 00:30:22,559 --> 00:30:25,388 - I don't think it's sad, everyone has 536 00:30:25,432 --> 00:30:26,825 - Nobody asked you. 537 00:30:26,868 --> 00:30:28,348 - Don't be a bitch! 538 00:30:28,391 --> 00:30:30,089 - I just, I just meant that-- 539 00:30:30,132 --> 00:30:32,221 - Why are we still talking about this? 540 00:30:33,353 --> 00:30:37,618 Lilly, I need you to take the trash downstairs. 541 00:30:37,661 --> 00:30:40,273 - The trash? - Yes, the trash. 542 00:30:40,316 --> 00:30:42,666 - That's not her job! 543 00:30:42,710 --> 00:30:44,277 - Well, the janitor's off tonight 544 00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,757 and I'm pretty sure leaving a whole bunch of garbage bags 545 00:30:46,801 --> 00:30:49,543 in the hallway is some sort of health code violation! 546 00:30:49,586 --> 00:30:51,066 - Why can't he do it? 547 00:30:51,110 --> 00:30:52,720 - 'Cause I'm on break, bitch! 548 00:30:52,763 --> 00:30:54,243 - Oh, come on! 549 00:30:54,287 --> 00:30:55,505 - It's okay, I'll do it. 550 00:31:03,774 --> 00:31:06,342 [ominous music] 551 00:31:33,804 --> 00:31:35,284 [deep rumble] 552 00:31:42,378 --> 00:31:45,033 [sinister music] 553 00:32:13,366 --> 00:32:16,195 [ominous music] 554 00:32:22,766 --> 00:32:25,552 [machine beeping] 555 00:32:36,258 --> 00:32:38,217 Mr. Iblis, are you lost? 556 00:32:38,260 --> 00:32:39,696 - No dear, 557 00:32:39,740 --> 00:32:44,397 I'm just exploring this wonderful and interesting place. 558 00:32:45,746 --> 00:32:47,269 - I'm afraid there's not much to see here, 559 00:32:47,313 --> 00:32:49,793 just more rooms in need of renovation. 560 00:32:49,837 --> 00:32:51,447 - No, you're quite wrong, 561 00:32:51,491 --> 00:32:53,884 imagine more than a century 562 00:32:53,928 --> 00:32:58,933 of the dead, the dying, the disturbed all walking the halls. 563 00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:03,503 I imagine there's some pretty delicious secrets here. 564 00:33:04,460 --> 00:33:05,592 - I could tell you a few, 565 00:33:05,635 --> 00:33:07,289 but they'd be about the other nurses. 566 00:33:07,333 --> 00:33:09,335 - Oh, they do seem like an awful lot. 567 00:33:11,119 --> 00:33:12,729 - Not all of them. 568 00:33:12,773 --> 00:33:15,602 [ominous music] 569 00:33:15,645 --> 00:33:17,952 - Has something frightened you? 570 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:19,171 - How did you... 571 00:33:21,738 --> 00:33:25,220 I guess, I hate going in there, it creeps me out. 572 00:33:26,830 --> 00:33:28,615 - Do you suppose it's haunted? 573 00:33:31,270 --> 00:33:33,663 - I don't know. 574 00:33:33,707 --> 00:33:34,882 - You have every right 575 00:33:34,925 --> 00:33:37,406 to be frightened of the dead, you know. 576 00:33:41,367 --> 00:33:46,328 Have you ever heard of the tale of Drunk Dead Debbie? 577 00:33:48,330 --> 00:33:52,639 Hm, this is the one that you might want to relate 578 00:33:52,682 --> 00:33:54,380 to your friend at the front desk, 579 00:33:54,423 --> 00:33:57,078 before she ties one on tonight. 580 00:33:57,992 --> 00:34:00,647 [haunting music] 581 00:34:02,910 --> 00:34:04,477 [audience applauding] 582 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:08,176 - Sisters & Misters is coming back for season six 583 00:34:08,220 --> 00:34:11,397 and we need you, this time the Misters will be choosing 584 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,573 who they wanna spend their lives with 585 00:34:13,616 --> 00:34:16,402 and the Sisters will be competing for their affections. 586 00:34:16,445 --> 00:34:17,838 Do you have what it takes 587 00:34:17,881 --> 00:34:21,102 to capture the hearts of Dan and Derek, 588 00:34:21,146 --> 00:34:23,452 our eligible Misters for this season? 589 00:34:23,496 --> 00:34:25,933 Make a video of you and your Sister 590 00:34:25,976 --> 00:34:28,675 and tell us why you deserve to be on the show. 591 00:34:28,718 --> 00:34:31,156 We wanna see your personality, your charm 592 00:34:31,199 --> 00:34:34,420 and any other assets that make you stand out. 593 00:34:35,769 --> 00:34:38,554 [phone ringing] 594 00:34:38,598 --> 00:34:41,122 - Yo! - Are you watching this? 595 00:34:41,166 --> 00:34:43,429 - Uh, Yeah, I can't believe they picked Connor and Cole 596 00:34:43,472 --> 00:34:44,908 over Tim and Chris. 597 00:34:44,952 --> 00:34:47,607 - Tim has the most amazing six-pack. 598 00:34:47,650 --> 00:34:48,825 - Hm-mm. 599 00:34:48,869 --> 00:34:50,175 - But that's not what I'm talking about, 600 00:34:50,218 --> 00:34:53,221 the casting call, did you see the commercial? 601 00:34:54,396 --> 00:34:56,877 - Yeah, those brothers are fucking hot. 602 00:34:56,920 --> 00:35:01,925 - And we're two hot sisters, we should totally make a video! 603 00:35:03,449 --> 00:35:04,624 - Are you serious? 604 00:35:04,667 --> 00:35:06,147 When would we have time? 605 00:35:06,191 --> 00:35:08,932 We leave for Christmas Break with Eva in two days. 606 00:35:08,976 --> 00:35:12,327 - That's perfect, we could bring our camera, 607 00:35:12,371 --> 00:35:16,288 our makeup and our best push-up bras. 608 00:35:16,331 --> 00:35:18,551 We'll show them that while we're ready to settle down, 609 00:35:18,594 --> 00:35:20,988 we're still party girls at heart. 610 00:35:23,382 --> 00:35:25,819 - Alright, let's do it! - Yes! 611 00:35:25,862 --> 00:35:27,995 [light Christmas music] 612 00:35:28,038 --> 00:35:29,649 - Hey, you guys, it's almost Christmas 613 00:35:29,692 --> 00:35:32,826 and this is our annual tradition with our best friend, Eva, 614 00:35:32,869 --> 00:35:34,958 she's gorgeous, smart and funny 615 00:35:35,002 --> 00:35:37,309 and she'd probably be better at this show than us, 616 00:35:37,352 --> 00:35:39,267 but she doesn't have a sister. 617 00:35:39,311 --> 00:35:42,792 - You can't say that, even if it it true. 618 00:35:42,836 --> 00:35:44,577 We're trying to sell ourselves here. 619 00:35:46,274 --> 00:35:48,146 - Hey, you ladies coming in 620 00:35:48,189 --> 00:35:50,191 or are you gonna stay out in the cold all day? 621 00:35:59,853 --> 00:36:01,115 Strawberry daiquiri? 622 00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:02,377 - Yes, please. 623 00:36:03,857 --> 00:36:06,947 - Oh, I can't believe how nervous this is making me, 624 00:36:06,990 --> 00:36:09,515 I'm gonna need many, many drinks tonight. 625 00:36:10,342 --> 00:36:11,517 - Who are you kidding? 626 00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,040 You have many, many drinks most nights. 627 00:36:14,955 --> 00:36:16,261 - You guys are gonna film all weekend? 628 00:36:16,304 --> 00:36:17,784 Do I even get a say in this? 629 00:36:17,827 --> 00:36:20,090 I mean, it is my place and all. 630 00:36:20,134 --> 00:36:21,875 - Did you see Dan and Derek? 631 00:36:21,918 --> 00:36:23,790 Totally worth making a tape for. 632 00:36:23,833 --> 00:36:24,617 - Hm. 633 00:36:26,575 --> 00:36:29,535 You said this thing has night vision, right? 634 00:36:29,578 --> 00:36:32,407 I think our audition tapes will really stand out, 635 00:36:32,451 --> 00:36:36,281 if we do our own after dark confessionals. 636 00:36:36,324 --> 00:36:38,370 It's a huge part of the show. 637 00:36:41,590 --> 00:36:45,246 - Chill, you lush, okay, once you get that set up, 638 00:36:45,290 --> 00:36:46,508 then we can get going 639 00:36:46,552 --> 00:36:49,337 on our ladies night of drunken debauchery! 640 00:36:49,381 --> 00:36:51,078 [cheering] 641 00:36:51,121 --> 00:36:51,861 - Yeah! 642 00:36:51,905 --> 00:36:55,387 [upbeat Christmas music] 643 00:37:21,021 --> 00:37:22,283 - [All] Cheers! 644 00:37:25,678 --> 00:37:27,245 - Okay, you lushes, if you're gonna do 645 00:37:27,288 --> 00:37:29,769 your after dark confessional thing, you'd better get going. 646 00:37:29,812 --> 00:37:31,640 - Ooh, me first! 647 00:37:35,818 --> 00:37:37,255 Okay, here we go. 648 00:37:38,604 --> 00:37:43,304 I've always had a crush on Katie's ex, Ryan, 649 00:37:43,348 --> 00:37:45,567 but don't worry, bros before hos 650 00:37:45,611 --> 00:37:48,701 or whatever the female equivalent is. 651 00:37:48,744 --> 00:37:53,575 But sometimes I still think about him when I'm alone. 652 00:37:59,059 --> 00:37:59,842 - Okay. 653 00:38:02,410 --> 00:38:05,195 Huh, there's no other way to say it, 654 00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:06,762 I'm a dirty girl, 655 00:38:07,807 --> 00:38:10,157 I will try anything, 656 00:38:12,377 --> 00:38:14,944 Dan and Derek would like that, right? 657 00:38:14,988 --> 00:38:20,341 Oh shit, I mean, what if they both like me? 658 00:38:20,385 --> 00:38:22,387 The show will let you do that, right? 659 00:38:23,431 --> 00:38:24,824 I should probably delete this. 660 00:38:27,653 --> 00:38:30,960 [soft Christmas music] 661 00:38:32,788 --> 00:38:34,312 - Holy shit! 662 00:38:34,355 --> 00:38:35,530 I am drunk. 663 00:38:38,228 --> 00:38:41,188 Which one of you lushes brought the 151 rum? 664 00:38:41,231 --> 00:38:43,625 - That's Sarah, I can't stomach it, 665 00:38:43,669 --> 00:38:46,062 you can literally start a fire with it 666 00:38:46,106 --> 00:38:47,325 and my sister drinks it. 667 00:38:48,630 --> 00:38:51,111 - Are you two done complaining yet? 668 00:38:53,461 --> 00:38:55,376 Let's open presents. - Ooh! 669 00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:57,813 - Alright, well I'm gonna be traditional 670 00:38:57,857 --> 00:38:59,424 and I'm not gonna open mine till tomorrow morning, 671 00:38:59,467 --> 00:39:01,164 but you guys can have yours. 672 00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:09,129 - Thank you. 673 00:39:17,485 --> 00:39:19,705 [gasping] 674 00:39:21,097 --> 00:39:22,316 It's beautiful! 675 00:39:23,535 --> 00:39:25,101 I love it, thank you. 676 00:39:25,145 --> 00:39:27,060 - [Eva] You're welcome. 677 00:39:28,627 --> 00:39:31,238 - Oh, my God, Eva! 678 00:39:32,631 --> 00:39:33,719 - [Eva] I overheard you talking 679 00:39:33,762 --> 00:39:35,851 about how much you love those movies. 680 00:39:35,895 --> 00:39:36,765 - Wait, what? 681 00:39:38,114 --> 00:39:39,420 Seriously? - Yeah. 682 00:39:39,464 --> 00:39:40,203 - "Die Hard?" 683 00:39:40,247 --> 00:39:41,379 [sighing] 684 00:39:41,422 --> 00:39:43,076 - The heart wants what the heart wants 685 00:39:43,119 --> 00:39:45,426 and my heart wants young Bruce Willis 686 00:39:45,470 --> 00:39:48,603 in the best Christmas movie ever. 687 00:39:49,648 --> 00:39:52,564 - You guys are my best friends, I love you guys so much. 688 00:39:52,607 --> 00:39:56,959 - Okay, break it up. [chuckling] 689 00:39:57,003 --> 00:39:59,309 - Alright, oh, I've been sitting too long, 690 00:39:59,353 --> 00:40:01,311 my ass is so numb. 691 00:40:01,355 --> 00:40:02,617 Okay, who wants wine? 692 00:40:06,665 --> 00:40:08,231 - [Sarah] Who would even put a picture like that? 693 00:40:08,275 --> 00:40:12,279 - I know, like with a bird. - I know, who does that? 694 00:40:12,322 --> 00:40:14,281 Who wants to look at a bird? 695 00:40:14,324 --> 00:40:16,326 - [Eva] Hm, so nice. 696 00:40:16,370 --> 00:40:17,240 - Hm. - Ooh! 697 00:40:17,284 --> 00:40:19,329 - He's cute. - Hm-mm. 698 00:40:19,373 --> 00:40:21,027 - Look at him. - Yeah. 699 00:40:21,070 --> 00:40:23,203 - Oh, he's in a picture with a girl? 700 00:40:23,246 --> 00:40:24,422 - Oh yeah, hm. 701 00:40:24,465 --> 00:40:28,295 - Is it his sister, is it a girlfriend? 702 00:40:28,338 --> 00:40:29,514 Oh, what about him? 703 00:40:29,557 --> 00:40:32,342 - Hm, he's okay. - Yeah, he's got a beard, 704 00:40:32,386 --> 00:40:33,909 never trust a guy with a beard. 705 00:40:33,953 --> 00:40:36,129 - I know, you never know what they look like underneath. 706 00:40:37,173 --> 00:40:38,087 Oh, look at, oh! 707 00:40:39,785 --> 00:40:42,265 - [Katie] You're as bad as Drunk Debbie. 708 00:40:42,309 --> 00:40:44,224 - You mean Drunk Dead Debbie. 709 00:40:45,921 --> 00:40:47,445 - Who are you two talking about? 710 00:40:49,011 --> 00:40:50,317 - I got this one. 711 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,711 [light Christmas music] 712 00:40:52,754 --> 00:40:55,409 Debbie was nice but nerdy, 713 00:40:56,889 --> 00:40:58,107 she didn't have a lot of friends, 714 00:40:58,151 --> 00:41:00,414 so was always trying to impress. 715 00:41:02,895 --> 00:41:07,639 They say that one year at her office Christmas party, 716 00:41:07,682 --> 00:41:09,510 she had too much to drink. 717 00:41:11,338 --> 00:41:13,253 This pack of she-wolves 718 00:41:13,296 --> 00:41:15,473 decided to take advantage of the situation, 719 00:41:17,300 --> 00:41:20,347 instead of helping Debbie and getting her a taxi, 720 00:41:21,261 --> 00:41:24,873 they decided to see just how drunk they could get her. 721 00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:30,836 They kept giving her shot after shot after shot, 722 00:41:33,099 --> 00:41:36,189 they encouraged her as she stumbled around, 723 00:41:36,232 --> 00:41:38,670 they laughed as she hit on her boss, 724 00:41:41,716 --> 00:41:44,545 they chanted her name for every shot she took. 725 00:41:45,981 --> 00:41:50,508 Then just like that, it was over, 726 00:41:50,551 --> 00:41:54,424 the sickness hit her like a ton of bricks. 727 00:41:57,079 --> 00:41:59,473 They laughed as she stumbled to the bathroom, 728 00:42:01,867 --> 00:42:04,696 no one even cared to follow her, 729 00:42:04,739 --> 00:42:08,917 she puked in the toilet, then passed out on the floor, 730 00:42:08,961 --> 00:42:11,311 so out of it, she couldn't even wake up, 731 00:42:13,226 --> 00:42:16,664 she ended up drowning in her own vomit. 732 00:42:18,753 --> 00:42:21,190 They say her spirit is angry 733 00:42:21,234 --> 00:42:24,367 and a group of three women can summon her, 734 00:42:25,412 --> 00:42:28,720 all we need to do is say her name 735 00:42:28,763 --> 00:42:32,114 and take a shot three times 736 00:42:33,115 --> 00:42:34,290 and she will appear. 737 00:42:35,291 --> 00:42:37,206 - Why the fuck would we wanna summon 738 00:42:37,250 --> 00:42:39,600 a pissed off ghost covered in puke? 739 00:42:39,644 --> 00:42:42,429 - Okay, all jokes aside, Sarah's right, 740 00:42:42,472 --> 00:42:43,735 we shouldn't mess with stuff like this. 741 00:42:43,778 --> 00:42:47,042 - Oh, don't be a wuss. 742 00:42:47,086 --> 00:42:51,133 Plus it's a pretty good excuse to have three more shots. 743 00:42:51,177 --> 00:42:53,788 [light Christmas music] 744 00:42:53,832 --> 00:42:56,138 - [All] Drunk Dead Debbie! 745 00:43:01,622 --> 00:43:03,232 Drunk Dead Debbie! 746 00:43:11,676 --> 00:43:13,329 Drunk Dead Debbie! 747 00:43:23,513 --> 00:43:26,995 - Oh man, you guys promised me a ghost. 748 00:43:29,084 --> 00:43:30,564 [electric crackling] [gasping] 749 00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:33,436 [ominous music] 750 00:43:35,308 --> 00:43:37,615 [laughing] 751 00:43:41,096 --> 00:43:44,926 - [Eva] Oh wow, you can't plan that shit. 752 00:43:44,970 --> 00:43:47,320 - [Sarah] Ugh, what's that smell? 753 00:43:48,321 --> 00:43:51,150 One of you two has really stinky burps. 754 00:43:51,193 --> 00:43:52,542 - [Katie] Okay, 755 00:43:52,586 --> 00:43:55,328 let me find the camera and use the night vision, 756 00:43:55,371 --> 00:43:57,243 just try to find the breaker box. 757 00:44:05,817 --> 00:44:08,210 [sinister haunting music] - What? 758 00:44:08,254 --> 00:44:10,560 Do you see something? 759 00:44:10,604 --> 00:44:12,780 - [Katie] Guys, there's someone behind you. 760 00:44:15,348 --> 00:44:18,177 [laughing] 761 00:44:18,220 --> 00:44:20,179 - You almost had us there. 762 00:44:20,222 --> 00:44:21,963 Stop fucking around. 763 00:44:22,007 --> 00:44:23,182 - [Katie] I'm not kidding! 764 00:44:25,097 --> 00:44:27,099 - Ooh, Drunk Dead Debbie 765 00:44:27,142 --> 00:44:30,102 here to make sloppy lady love to you. 766 00:44:30,145 --> 00:44:33,192 - Ew, I am not having my first lesbian experience 767 00:44:33,235 --> 00:44:36,369 with a pissed off loser ghost. 768 00:44:36,412 --> 00:44:38,588 [screaming] 769 00:44:40,765 --> 00:44:42,767 [thudding] - Leave her alone! 770 00:44:42,810 --> 00:44:43,681 Stop, no! 771 00:44:43,724 --> 00:44:45,378 [stabbing squelch and flesh rip] 772 00:44:45,421 --> 00:44:46,901 [screaming] 773 00:44:49,251 --> 00:44:51,601 - [Eva] Ah, Ah, no, no! 774 00:44:52,951 --> 00:44:53,865 No, no! 775 00:44:53,908 --> 00:44:56,128 [sobbing] 776 00:44:57,303 --> 00:44:59,392 Oh, my God, we're gonna die. 777 00:44:59,435 --> 00:45:01,176 - [Katie] Okay, sh! 778 00:45:02,134 --> 00:45:03,178 - We're gonna die. - No, no, no! 779 00:45:03,222 --> 00:45:05,746 - [Eva] We're gonna die! 780 00:45:05,790 --> 00:45:08,749 - It's okay, okay, okay, okay. 781 00:45:08,793 --> 00:45:10,403 You're okay, it's okay, okay, okay. 782 00:45:10,446 --> 00:45:12,753 Here, take this. 783 00:45:14,015 --> 00:45:16,322 It's okay, okay, keep recording. 784 00:45:18,933 --> 00:45:23,372 Somebody, somebody killed Sarah, I don't know who, 785 00:45:23,416 --> 00:45:25,461 it's all fucked up. 786 00:45:25,505 --> 00:45:27,202 What do we do now? 787 00:45:27,246 --> 00:45:29,378 Shit, okay, okay, 788 00:45:29,422 --> 00:45:32,207 we need to get the lights back on. 789 00:45:32,251 --> 00:45:33,818 - We can't, we can't! - No, sh, it's okay. 790 00:45:33,861 --> 00:45:34,644 - No! - We need, 791 00:45:34,688 --> 00:45:36,168 we need to see. - No. 792 00:45:37,125 --> 00:45:38,910 - We need to see, we need to turn the lights back on, 793 00:45:38,953 --> 00:45:40,433 - I can't. - so I'm gonna go, 794 00:45:40,476 --> 00:45:42,304 okay, it's okay. 795 00:45:42,348 --> 00:45:43,828 - Don't go. - I have to go. 796 00:45:43,871 --> 00:45:46,961 It's okay, it's okay, look at me, look at me. 797 00:45:47,005 --> 00:45:49,224 [sobbing] 798 00:45:51,139 --> 00:45:53,925 [heavy breathing] 799 00:45:58,364 --> 00:46:01,193 [ominous music] 800 00:46:09,810 --> 00:46:10,593 Fuck! 801 00:46:17,513 --> 00:46:18,993 [gasping] 802 00:46:19,037 --> 00:46:22,257 Oh God, you're alive, okay, okay. 803 00:46:22,301 --> 00:46:25,173 I need to turn the lights back on, okay, 804 00:46:25,217 --> 00:46:27,610 I'll be right back, I promise. 805 00:46:30,613 --> 00:46:31,963 It's okay. 806 00:46:32,006 --> 00:46:34,792 [heavy breathing] 807 00:46:39,884 --> 00:46:40,972 [gasping] 808 00:46:41,015 --> 00:46:41,799 Fuck! 809 00:46:49,415 --> 00:46:52,418 [suspenseful music] 810 00:46:54,072 --> 00:46:55,769 - My God, please, no! 811 00:46:56,683 --> 00:46:58,337 Please, please, I'm so sorry! 812 00:46:58,380 --> 00:46:59,425 Argh! 813 00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:03,995 [choking] 814 00:47:17,443 --> 00:47:19,749 [thudding] 815 00:47:23,405 --> 00:47:25,755 - [Katie] Oh, my God. 816 00:47:25,799 --> 00:47:27,061 - It hurts so bad. 817 00:47:28,758 --> 00:47:29,977 Help me. - Okay. 818 00:47:30,891 --> 00:47:33,502 It's gonna be okay, we're gonna get help, 819 00:47:33,546 --> 00:47:35,330 but we have to get out of here. 820 00:47:39,639 --> 00:47:42,337 - I don't think I can make it, I'm so dizzy. 821 00:47:43,208 --> 00:47:45,384 - Okay, don't say that! 822 00:47:45,427 --> 00:47:46,515 Can you stand? 823 00:47:47,995 --> 00:47:48,822 Okay. 824 00:47:48,866 --> 00:47:50,084 [eerie screeching] - Run! 825 00:47:50,128 --> 00:47:51,912 [sinister haunting music] 826 00:47:51,956 --> 00:47:53,914 - We didn't do anything to you! 827 00:47:53,958 --> 00:47:55,437 You almost killed my sister! 828 00:47:55,481 --> 00:47:56,221 - Katie, no! 829 00:47:58,397 --> 00:47:59,267 I told you to run. 830 00:48:00,486 --> 00:48:02,401 I'm sorry those girls were mean to you, 831 00:48:02,444 --> 00:48:06,361 but do you know what, you fucking deserved it! 832 00:48:06,405 --> 00:48:08,929 Nobody forced those drinks down your throat, 833 00:48:09,799 --> 00:48:12,280 you just wanted to impress those girls! 834 00:48:12,324 --> 00:48:13,368 You're ruining people's lives, 835 00:48:13,412 --> 00:48:15,805 because you have no social skills, 836 00:48:15,849 --> 00:48:17,242 you stabbed me in the fucking eye, 837 00:48:17,285 --> 00:48:19,461 because you're a loser that has no friends! 838 00:48:19,505 --> 00:48:22,116 [gasping] 839 00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:23,422 [stabbing squelch] 840 00:48:24,466 --> 00:48:25,772 [blood dripping] 841 00:48:28,079 --> 00:48:29,123 [heavy thud] 842 00:48:29,167 --> 00:48:29,950 - No! 843 00:48:39,090 --> 00:48:39,917 Ah! 844 00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:43,572 [grunting and panting] 845 00:48:45,357 --> 00:48:46,271 No! 846 00:48:47,185 --> 00:48:47,968 No! 847 00:48:54,235 --> 00:48:56,585 [coughing] 848 00:49:00,459 --> 00:49:03,244 No, please, we were just having fun, 849 00:49:03,288 --> 00:49:05,246 we didn't mean anything by it. 850 00:49:05,290 --> 00:49:07,292 Just like you, I drank too much, 851 00:49:07,335 --> 00:49:10,295 maybe, cough, 852 00:49:10,338 --> 00:49:13,907 maybe, maybe I could be your friend? 853 00:49:23,699 --> 00:49:25,875 [cracking thud] 854 00:49:25,919 --> 00:49:27,355 [sinister music] 855 00:49:27,399 --> 00:49:30,184 [retching] 856 00:49:36,060 --> 00:49:37,539 [thick splashes] 857 00:49:57,211 --> 00:50:00,432 [Debbie sobbing] 858 00:50:25,326 --> 00:50:27,241 - Oh, my God! 859 00:50:30,375 --> 00:50:33,030 - Definitely not God's work. 860 00:50:35,206 --> 00:50:36,033 - May I? 861 00:50:46,652 --> 00:50:49,089 - Don't you have to be somewhere soon? 862 00:50:49,133 --> 00:50:51,265 - I'd rather sit here and listen to these stories, 863 00:50:51,309 --> 00:50:53,006 it makes me feel better, 864 00:50:54,268 --> 00:50:57,750 well, that my Christmas isn't the worst there is. 865 00:50:57,793 --> 00:51:02,146 - Hm, well, Christmas is a strange time of year, isn't it? 866 00:51:02,189 --> 00:51:04,626 People celebrating the birth of their savior 867 00:51:04,670 --> 00:51:07,934 by giving each other gifts, hm, 868 00:51:07,977 --> 00:51:11,198 and he wasn't even born on the 25th. 869 00:51:11,242 --> 00:51:12,330 - He wasn't? 870 00:51:12,373 --> 00:51:14,114 - The date of his birth was changed 871 00:51:14,158 --> 00:51:18,466 to coincide with an already existing Pagan holiday. 872 00:51:18,510 --> 00:51:21,078 - So they just stole some other holiday? 873 00:51:21,121 --> 00:51:23,515 - Well, it's amazing what people are capable of. 874 00:51:24,603 --> 00:51:26,300 They follow blindly, 875 00:51:27,258 --> 00:51:28,259 they love blindly 876 00:51:29,825 --> 00:51:32,959 and they destroy blindly. 877 00:51:33,002 --> 00:51:35,570 [ominous music] 878 00:51:38,791 --> 00:51:40,445 - Yeah, pretty crazy. 879 00:51:43,709 --> 00:51:45,102 - Time to see your mother? 880 00:51:46,190 --> 00:51:49,932 - Yeah, oh, soon. 881 00:51:51,586 --> 00:51:53,762 I always spend Christmas Eve with her. 882 00:51:53,806 --> 00:51:55,938 - That sounds lovely. 883 00:51:55,982 --> 00:51:57,418 - No, it's usually not. 884 00:51:58,724 --> 00:52:00,682 - You're a bright young woman 885 00:52:00,726 --> 00:52:04,382 and I'm sure that she's very, very proud of you. 886 00:52:06,210 --> 00:52:09,691 Thank you, little lady, you've given me hope, 887 00:52:09,735 --> 00:52:11,954 and yeah, Merry Christmas! 888 00:52:14,348 --> 00:52:15,480 - Merry Christmas. 889 00:52:25,577 --> 00:52:28,275 [haunting music] 890 00:52:42,071 --> 00:52:43,116 - What are you doing? 891 00:52:45,379 --> 00:52:47,294 - I'm changing. 892 00:52:47,338 --> 00:52:48,817 - Oh, I can see that, 893 00:52:48,861 --> 00:52:51,559 but you didn't check with me to see if you could leave. 894 00:52:54,127 --> 00:52:55,172 - My shift's over. 895 00:52:56,999 --> 00:52:59,263 - Well, you know we're on a skeleton staff tonight 896 00:52:59,306 --> 00:53:03,267 and sometimes you've got to chip in just a little bit more. 897 00:53:05,965 --> 00:53:07,227 - But I'm already late 898 00:53:07,271 --> 00:53:09,577 and my mom's gonna be really mad, if I'm... 899 00:53:11,536 --> 00:53:15,235 - I don't care, Lilly, I'm in charge tonight, 900 00:53:15,279 --> 00:53:16,541 not your mommy. 901 00:53:17,672 --> 00:53:20,371 You should check with me to see if you could leave. 902 00:53:26,420 --> 00:53:28,335 - But I have plans with my mother. 903 00:53:28,379 --> 00:53:29,423 - So? 904 00:53:31,338 --> 00:53:33,471 - Can I please go? 905 00:53:33,514 --> 00:53:36,256 - Did you finish all of your rounds? 906 00:53:37,257 --> 00:53:38,040 - Yes. 907 00:53:41,566 --> 00:53:43,350 - Well, I guess you can go for the night. 908 00:53:51,445 --> 00:53:54,970 You're welcome, Merry Christmas, Lilly! 909 00:54:07,679 --> 00:54:09,158 - Lilly! 910 00:54:09,202 --> 00:54:11,204 Lilly, hold up, hey! 911 00:54:11,248 --> 00:54:14,294 - I'm done. - Yeah, I heard. 912 00:54:14,338 --> 00:54:18,559 Listen, you've gotta stop taking her shit like that, 913 00:54:18,603 --> 00:54:20,561 it does something to a person. 914 00:54:21,388 --> 00:54:23,564 - Maybe I should become supervisor. 915 00:54:23,608 --> 00:54:25,610 - Ha ha! Yeah, don't count on it. 916 00:54:26,524 --> 00:54:30,397 But look, you'd do a better job than she would, okay. 917 00:54:31,311 --> 00:54:32,225 Merry Christmas, Lilly. 918 00:54:33,313 --> 00:54:35,924 [light music] 919 00:55:15,224 --> 00:55:17,401 [sighing] 920 00:55:23,711 --> 00:55:25,234 - Finally, you made it! 921 00:55:25,278 --> 00:55:26,932 Do you know what time it is? 922 00:55:26,975 --> 00:55:27,802 - [Lilly] Hi, Mom. 923 00:55:30,414 --> 00:55:31,328 - Come in, come in. 924 00:55:36,071 --> 00:55:37,986 I was worried something happened. 925 00:55:38,030 --> 00:55:40,380 - [Lilly] Nothing happened, I just got hung up at work. 926 00:55:40,424 --> 00:55:42,948 - [Lilly's Mom] Dinner's been ready for half an hour. 927 00:55:44,428 --> 00:55:46,560 - [Lilly] I'm sorry, Mom, I thought I'd be on time. 928 00:55:46,604 --> 00:55:47,822 - [Lilly's Mom] That's okay, 929 00:55:47,866 --> 00:55:49,737 I've been keeping everything warm. 930 00:55:49,781 --> 00:55:51,957 Next year try to get the whole night off, 931 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,393 then you'll be able to make yourself 932 00:55:53,437 --> 00:55:55,482 a little more presentable. 933 00:55:57,354 --> 00:55:58,355 - I'll try. 934 00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:04,448 [ominous music] 935 00:56:14,196 --> 00:56:15,676 - She made that in kindergarten, 936 00:56:20,986 --> 00:56:22,074 isn't it beautiful? 937 00:56:27,427 --> 00:56:29,429 You go get washed up, I'll put on dinner. 938 00:56:48,274 --> 00:56:50,276 - Everything's delicious, Mom. 939 00:56:50,319 --> 00:56:54,149 - Turkey's a bit dry, I should've taken it out earlier, 940 00:56:54,193 --> 00:56:56,282 instead of waiting for you. 941 00:56:56,325 --> 00:56:57,457 - I still think it's good. 942 00:56:58,806 --> 00:57:00,504 - You should have higher standards. 943 00:57:06,031 --> 00:57:07,511 - The place looks great, 944 00:57:09,513 --> 00:57:11,906 I remember I used to help Dad decorate at the old house. 945 00:57:11,950 --> 00:57:13,386 - Don't talk about your father. 946 00:57:17,172 --> 00:57:18,522 - It's okay to talk about him. 947 00:57:18,565 --> 00:57:19,740 - No, it's not. 948 00:57:25,746 --> 00:57:29,358 - So I might be getting a promotion. 949 00:57:29,402 --> 00:57:30,447 - That's nice. 950 00:57:32,318 --> 00:57:33,798 - It'd be a supervisor position, 951 00:57:35,190 --> 00:57:36,235 I think it'd be really good for me, 952 00:57:36,278 --> 00:57:39,281 you know, to push myself. 953 00:57:39,325 --> 00:57:40,152 - Good. 954 00:57:42,546 --> 00:57:44,286 - Not that you care or anything? 955 00:57:45,244 --> 00:57:46,593 - I don't care? 956 00:57:46,637 --> 00:57:48,421 I care more about you than anything in the world. 957 00:57:50,379 --> 00:57:52,294 - You never show it. 958 00:57:52,338 --> 00:57:53,557 - You have no idea what I do for you, 959 00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:55,689 what I continue to do for you. 960 00:57:55,733 --> 00:57:59,214 - Well, you just don't sound happy for me, 961 00:57:59,258 --> 00:58:01,739 I'm a nurse, Mom, that's a real job 962 00:58:01,782 --> 00:58:04,176 and you act like I work on a street corner. 963 00:58:06,874 --> 00:58:10,225 - I'm happy for you, Lilly, I'm very glad 964 00:58:10,269 --> 00:58:13,011 that they might be giving you a promotion at work. 965 00:58:13,054 --> 00:58:16,275 [alarm clock ringing] 966 00:58:19,583 --> 00:58:20,366 It's time. 967 00:58:23,238 --> 00:58:24,588 - Mom, can we please not? 968 00:58:24,631 --> 00:58:27,460 - Lilith, we're not gonna have this conversation 969 00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:29,462 year after year. 970 00:58:31,029 --> 00:58:32,334 - I just don't-- 971 00:58:32,378 --> 00:58:34,815 - Lilly, I ask very little of you, very little 972 00:58:34,859 --> 00:58:38,558 and you continue to fight me on this year after year! 973 00:58:38,602 --> 00:58:41,430 I'm a goddamn saint for putting up with this shit! 974 00:58:45,739 --> 00:58:47,349 Now go to the closet. 975 00:58:47,393 --> 00:58:50,396 [suspenseful music] 976 00:58:52,311 --> 00:58:53,355 - No. 977 00:58:54,705 --> 00:58:55,923 - I'm sorry? 978 00:58:56,881 --> 00:58:58,970 - No, I'm an adult now, Mom, 979 00:58:59,013 --> 00:59:02,539 I won't keep doing everything that you say, ah! 980 00:59:02,582 --> 00:59:03,801 - After everything you've done, 981 00:59:03,844 --> 00:59:05,977 I ask you for one thing and it's a no? 982 00:59:08,066 --> 00:59:08,849 - No, Mom. 983 00:59:10,721 --> 00:59:11,548 No, Mom, 984 00:59:12,810 --> 00:59:14,463 please don't do this. - I do this for you, 985 00:59:14,507 --> 00:59:16,248 you ungrateful bitch! 986 00:59:16,291 --> 00:59:18,424 - No, Mom, please, no. 987 00:59:19,817 --> 00:59:21,383 [lock clicking] [banging on door] 988 00:59:21,427 --> 00:59:23,560 Mom, let me out, let me out! 989 00:59:24,865 --> 00:59:26,171 Please, please! 990 00:59:29,217 --> 00:59:30,567 Mom, please. 991 00:59:30,610 --> 00:59:32,786 [sobbing] 992 00:59:42,535 --> 00:59:45,712 [electricity buzzing] 993 00:59:49,150 --> 00:59:49,934 Fuck. 994 01:00:46,207 --> 01:00:49,515 [eerie haunting music] 995 01:00:51,299 --> 01:00:55,869 Oh shit, I can't believe she still has you. 996 01:00:59,438 --> 01:01:02,484 [footsteps approaching] 997 01:01:02,528 --> 01:01:06,053 Mom, you can let me out now, I'm thirsty! 998 01:01:19,414 --> 01:01:21,112 - [Mannequin] She doesn't care. 999 01:01:24,332 --> 01:01:25,203 - Yes, she does. 1000 01:01:27,031 --> 01:01:28,641 - [Mannequin] You're so full of shit. 1001 01:01:29,947 --> 01:01:31,383 She doesn't care about you. 1002 01:01:32,384 --> 01:01:33,515 - You don't know that. 1003 01:01:35,126 --> 01:01:37,302 - [Mannequin] You think she does this for you? 1004 01:01:39,870 --> 01:01:41,480 - I don't know why she does this. 1005 01:01:42,786 --> 01:01:46,267 - [Mannequin] Because she likes it, it gets her off. 1006 01:01:46,311 --> 01:01:47,834 - Oh, shut up. 1007 01:01:47,878 --> 01:01:48,705 - [Mannequin] Oh, she's probably sitting in the living room 1008 01:01:48,748 --> 01:01:50,010 fingering herself right now 1009 01:01:50,054 --> 01:01:52,970 thinking about guys running a train, oh yeah! 1010 01:01:53,013 --> 01:01:54,232 - Alright, enough! 1011 01:01:54,275 --> 01:01:56,234 That's my mother we're talking about here, 1012 01:01:56,277 --> 01:01:57,626 have some decency. 1013 01:01:59,237 --> 01:02:03,502 - [Mannequin] Exactly, your mother is supposed to love you 1014 01:02:03,545 --> 01:02:06,723 and buy you presents for Christmas, 1015 01:02:06,766 --> 01:02:08,594 not lock you in a closet. 1016 01:02:10,204 --> 01:02:12,293 - You think I don't know that? 1017 01:02:12,337 --> 01:02:14,295 Do you know what it's like to be locked in here 1018 01:02:14,339 --> 01:02:16,645 year after year like some kind of freak? 1019 01:02:19,213 --> 01:02:22,260 Kids at school used to tell me all about their Christmases, 1020 01:02:22,303 --> 01:02:27,656 you know, how they would spend time together as a family, 1021 01:02:27,700 --> 01:02:32,444 open presents, leave milk and cookies out for Santa, 1022 01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:36,665 tell each other stories, sing songs. 1023 01:02:36,709 --> 01:02:39,277 [ominous music] 1024 01:02:41,758 --> 01:02:45,936 - [Mannequin] Give me a break. [laughing] 1025 01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:49,243 - Ooh, it's still better 1026 01:02:49,287 --> 01:02:51,768 than being locked in a goddamn closet! 1027 01:02:56,381 --> 01:02:57,686 - [Mannequin] Think it might be a gay thing? 1028 01:02:57,730 --> 01:02:59,079 Keeps putting you in a closet? 1029 01:02:59,123 --> 01:03:00,559 - Oh! 1030 01:03:00,602 --> 01:03:01,908 - [Mannequin] You're a little small for a bull dyke. 1031 01:03:01,952 --> 01:03:04,432 The Flannel Brigade! - I'm done talking. 1032 01:03:05,259 --> 01:03:07,218 - [Mannequin] Don't you ever ever get tired 1033 01:03:07,261 --> 01:03:09,524 of seeking for her approval? 1034 01:03:09,568 --> 01:03:13,485 Or trying to earn her respect or love? 1035 01:03:13,528 --> 01:03:16,662 - Hey, if you were alive, I would fucking kill you! 1036 01:03:17,924 --> 01:03:19,708 - [Mannequin] Are you sure it's me that you wanna kill? 1037 01:03:21,232 --> 01:03:23,887 Oh, come on, we both know that she deserves it. 1038 01:03:25,236 --> 01:03:26,585 - She doesn't deserve that. 1039 01:03:26,628 --> 01:03:28,848 - [Mannequin] She just dragged you by your hair 1040 01:03:28,892 --> 01:03:30,807 and locked you in a closet, 1041 01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:35,333 you, a grown woman. 1042 01:03:35,376 --> 01:03:38,292 - Yeah, she's a piece of shit, but she's my mother. 1043 01:03:39,467 --> 01:03:41,687 - [Mannequin] That's exactly why she deserves it. 1044 01:03:43,297 --> 01:03:46,387 - No, no, we're not killing anybody. 1045 01:03:46,431 --> 01:03:48,912 - [Mannequin] Hey, I'm not the one who brought it up. 1046 01:03:48,955 --> 01:03:52,263 - Yes, you did, this whole murder thing, it's all you! 1047 01:03:52,306 --> 01:03:55,309 - [Mannequin] Whatever, I like it in this closet. 1048 01:03:57,529 --> 01:03:59,444 It wouldn't be very hard to do, 1049 01:04:01,141 --> 01:04:04,057 Dad's old tools are in that box over there, 1050 01:04:04,101 --> 01:04:05,972 you could use those to pop the lock, 1051 01:04:07,147 --> 01:04:08,670 it wouldn't be very hard at all. 1052 01:04:10,324 --> 01:04:12,849 You know deep down it's what you want. 1053 01:04:14,241 --> 01:04:16,374 - I can't do that. 1054 01:04:16,417 --> 01:04:17,375 - [Mannequin] But we both know 1055 01:04:17,418 --> 01:04:19,203 that you're more than capable. 1056 01:04:20,552 --> 01:04:22,206 - Okay, I won't do that. 1057 01:04:23,511 --> 01:04:26,036 - [Mannequin] Fine, I guess I'll just see you 1058 01:04:26,079 --> 01:04:29,909 here next year, oh, and the one after that 1059 01:04:29,953 --> 01:04:31,215 and the one after that 1060 01:04:31,258 --> 01:04:33,217 and the one after that and the one after that 1061 01:04:33,260 --> 01:04:35,697 and the one after that and the one after, 1062 01:04:35,741 --> 01:04:37,308 how long do humans live? 1063 01:04:37,351 --> 01:04:39,223 The one after that, the one after that, the one after that, 1064 01:04:39,266 --> 01:04:40,877 the one after that, I don't have to worry about dying 1065 01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:42,661 and the one after that and the one after that, 1066 01:04:42,704 --> 01:04:44,228 how long do you think it-- [screaming] 1067 01:04:44,271 --> 01:04:46,621 [smashing] 1068 01:05:06,990 --> 01:05:07,816 - Lilly! 1069 01:05:11,385 --> 01:05:14,214 [ominous music] 1070 01:05:16,825 --> 01:05:17,609 Lilly? 1071 01:05:22,222 --> 01:05:25,834 Come out, Lilly, there's nothing to worry about, 1072 01:05:25,878 --> 01:05:27,488 just do as your mother says. 1073 01:05:31,449 --> 01:05:32,885 [wood creaking] 1074 01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:33,712 Lilly? 1075 01:05:43,417 --> 01:05:45,985 [wood creaking] 1076 01:05:54,602 --> 01:05:55,386 Lilly? 1077 01:06:13,317 --> 01:06:14,927 [ornament clanks on the ground] 1078 01:06:16,407 --> 01:06:19,192 [heavy breathing] 1079 01:06:27,635 --> 01:06:30,638 [suspenseful music] 1080 01:06:47,829 --> 01:06:48,656 - Argh! 1081 01:06:48,700 --> 01:06:49,875 [Stabbing squelch] 1082 01:06:55,794 --> 01:06:57,665 [flesh ripping] 1083 01:06:57,709 --> 01:07:00,016 [groaning] 1084 01:07:00,886 --> 01:07:03,236 [blood pouring and dripping] 1085 01:07:05,543 --> 01:07:07,849 [squishy thud] 1086 01:07:16,336 --> 01:07:18,295 - [Mannequin] Well, that...that just happened. 1087 01:07:19,861 --> 01:07:20,645 - Yep. 1088 01:07:21,428 --> 01:07:22,951 - [Mannequin] How's it feel? 1089 01:07:26,216 --> 01:07:27,608 [heavy sigh] 1090 01:07:27,652 --> 01:07:29,262 - I need a drink. 1091 01:07:29,306 --> 01:07:32,309 [mellow Christmas music] 1092 01:07:32,352 --> 01:07:33,179 [coughing] 1093 01:07:33,223 --> 01:07:34,398 Oh. 1094 01:07:34,441 --> 01:07:35,616 - [Mannequin] Nothing like a stiff drink 1095 01:07:35,660 --> 01:07:37,575 after murdering a loved one, am I right? 1096 01:07:37,618 --> 01:07:39,055 Yeah, I'm right. 1097 01:07:39,098 --> 01:07:41,535 - You know what, I feel really good. 1098 01:07:41,579 --> 01:07:42,580 - [Mannequin] Hm-mm. 1099 01:07:44,016 --> 01:07:47,106 - It's like this giant weight has just been lifted. 1100 01:07:50,327 --> 01:07:51,719 It's better than sex. 1101 01:07:51,763 --> 01:07:54,374 - [Mannequin] Yeah, I wouldn't know, no genitals. 1102 01:07:54,418 --> 01:07:56,246 [laughing] 1103 01:07:56,289 --> 01:07:57,421 - I wouldn't either. 1104 01:07:59,510 --> 01:08:02,121 - [Mannequin] Yeah, let it all hang out! 1105 01:08:03,731 --> 01:08:06,343 - You were so right. 1106 01:08:06,386 --> 01:08:08,345 - [Mannequin] I'm always right. 1107 01:08:08,388 --> 01:08:09,998 You should listen to me more. 1108 01:08:10,042 --> 01:08:12,958 - I'm trying to say thank you, you pompous ass. 1109 01:08:13,001 --> 01:08:17,571 - [Mannequin] I'm not pompous, I would say self righteous. 1110 01:08:17,615 --> 01:08:18,964 [sighing] 1111 01:08:19,007 --> 01:08:21,314 - [Lilly] Will you please just accept my thanks? 1112 01:08:22,750 --> 01:08:23,882 - [Mannequin] You're welcome. 1113 01:08:25,188 --> 01:08:28,278 - Hm, there you go, I feel like a new woman, 1114 01:08:28,321 --> 01:08:31,281 I can do anything, I can do what makes me happy 1115 01:08:31,324 --> 01:08:35,198 and she can't do anything about it. [sighing] 1116 01:08:35,241 --> 01:08:37,287 - [Mannequin] Hm, it's a Christmas miracle. 1117 01:08:37,330 --> 01:08:40,507 - Can you sit down? - Legs don't bend, sweetie. 1118 01:08:40,551 --> 01:08:43,380 - Alright, you know what I regret? 1119 01:08:43,423 --> 01:08:45,425 - [Mannequin] [sighing] Uh, What? 1120 01:08:47,079 --> 01:08:49,429 - I regret killing her too quickly, 1121 01:08:49,473 --> 01:08:52,780 I wish I could've told her what a bitch she was, 1122 01:08:52,824 --> 01:08:54,521 how much pain and embarrassment 1123 01:08:54,565 --> 01:08:56,306 she's shown me my whole life, 1124 01:08:57,350 --> 01:08:59,178 how much she fucked me up. 1125 01:09:01,528 --> 01:09:03,878 [laughing] 1126 01:09:03,922 --> 01:09:06,316 [ominous music] 1127 01:09:06,359 --> 01:09:08,622 - [Lilly's Mom] You've got to be kidding me. 1128 01:09:09,884 --> 01:09:10,668 - Mom? 1129 01:09:12,496 --> 01:09:15,760 - I fucked up your life? [laughs] 1130 01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:19,155 Well, at least you're still alive. 1131 01:09:21,244 --> 01:09:23,811 - [Mannequin] Oh, my God, what's going on? 1132 01:09:23,855 --> 01:09:25,683 - What the hell, Mom? 1133 01:09:25,726 --> 01:09:28,512 - You've got some nerve accusing me of ruining your life. 1134 01:09:29,339 --> 01:09:32,342 - You locked me in a closet every Christmas Eve, 1135 01:09:32,385 --> 01:09:33,865 since I was a little kid. 1136 01:09:33,908 --> 01:09:36,433 - Oh, go throw yourself a pity party, you whiny bitch, 1137 01:09:36,476 --> 01:09:39,262 'cause you're so much worse. 1138 01:09:39,305 --> 01:09:42,003 - Ooh, and you wonder why Dad left you. 1139 01:09:44,005 --> 01:09:46,269 [laughing] 1140 01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:48,184 What? 1141 01:09:50,142 --> 01:09:52,188 [both laughing] 1142 01:09:55,016 --> 01:09:55,930 What's funny? 1143 01:09:57,367 --> 01:10:00,413 - You think your Dad left because of me? 1144 01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:04,243 Poor little girl, 1145 01:10:04,287 --> 01:10:07,159 you'll have to look in the mirror for that one. 1146 01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:11,119 - Ooh, uh! [slapping] 1147 01:10:11,163 --> 01:10:13,426 [laughing] 1148 01:10:14,775 --> 01:10:17,387 [slapping] Uh! 1149 01:10:18,866 --> 01:10:21,173 [laughing] 1150 01:10:22,043 --> 01:10:23,175 What the, uh! 1151 01:10:27,048 --> 01:10:27,832 Uh! 1152 01:10:30,443 --> 01:10:32,097 - You cunt! - Uh! 1153 01:10:33,359 --> 01:10:37,102 [cheerful Christmas music] 1154 01:10:38,669 --> 01:10:40,975 [coughing] 1155 01:10:43,369 --> 01:10:45,371 [thudding] - Ooh! 1156 01:10:45,415 --> 01:10:46,242 Uh! 1157 01:10:47,852 --> 01:10:50,028 [slapping] - Uh! 1158 01:10:50,071 --> 01:10:51,290 Uh! 1159 01:10:51,334 --> 01:10:52,378 Argh! 1160 01:10:53,336 --> 01:10:54,162 - Uh! 1161 01:10:55,903 --> 01:10:56,861 - Argh! - Uh! 1162 01:10:56,904 --> 01:10:58,210 [stabbing squelch] 1163 01:11:00,386 --> 01:11:01,648 - [Mannequin] Nice shot! 1164 01:11:03,346 --> 01:11:05,696 - Congratulations, Lilly, 1165 01:11:05,739 --> 01:11:08,829 apparently murder's the one thing you're good at. 1166 01:11:08,873 --> 01:11:10,396 [dramatic music] 1167 01:11:10,440 --> 01:11:15,271 [grunting] [squelching] 1168 01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:18,143 - Argh! 1169 01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:24,323 Argh! [thudding] 1170 01:11:24,367 --> 01:11:25,455 Argh! 1171 01:11:25,498 --> 01:11:27,326 [dishes smash] 1172 01:11:27,370 --> 01:11:28,153 Uh! 1173 01:11:29,110 --> 01:11:30,677 Oh! 1174 01:11:30,721 --> 01:11:32,549 - [Mannequin] I really don't think this is helping anything. 1175 01:11:32,592 --> 01:11:33,854 - Fuck off, Giggles! 1176 01:11:36,466 --> 01:11:37,989 Argh! 1177 01:11:38,032 --> 01:11:40,208 - [Mannequin] I just don't feel like this is productive. 1178 01:11:40,252 --> 01:11:41,471 [groaning in pain] 1179 01:11:41,514 --> 01:11:44,604 - [Lilly] I think this is very productive! 1180 01:11:44,648 --> 01:11:46,171 - Argh, argh! 1181 01:11:46,214 --> 01:11:47,999 Argh, argh! - Just die! 1182 01:11:49,043 --> 01:11:51,307 [thudding] 1183 01:11:56,224 --> 01:11:58,966 - [Mannequin] So did that help? 1184 01:11:59,010 --> 01:12:00,707 - As long as she stays down. 1185 01:12:02,318 --> 01:12:05,103 [heavy breathing] 1186 01:12:06,452 --> 01:12:07,279 - [Mannequin] Woo! 1187 01:12:08,585 --> 01:12:11,501 If I could sit, I'd be on the edge of my seat. 1188 01:12:11,544 --> 01:12:14,199 [sinister haunting music] 1189 01:12:14,242 --> 01:12:16,201 - Sorry to disappoint. 1190 01:12:16,244 --> 01:12:17,289 - Oh... 1191 01:12:20,597 --> 01:12:22,338 - [Mannequin] Tough bitch! 1192 01:12:24,557 --> 01:12:26,342 - You win, I give up. 1193 01:12:26,385 --> 01:12:28,692 [spitting] 1194 01:12:29,475 --> 01:12:33,697 - Oh Lilly, poor, sweet, dumb Lilly. 1195 01:12:33,740 --> 01:12:36,482 - You always knew how to make me feel loved. 1196 01:12:36,526 --> 01:12:39,050 - I always knew how to protect you. 1197 01:12:39,093 --> 01:12:41,269 - You never protected me. 1198 01:12:44,316 --> 01:12:46,100 - How'd it feel when you stabbed me? 1199 01:12:46,884 --> 01:12:47,667 - It felt good. 1200 01:12:48,625 --> 01:12:49,408 - And? 1201 01:12:50,540 --> 01:12:51,932 - I don't know. 1202 01:12:51,976 --> 01:12:53,194 - Think, Lilly. 1203 01:12:53,238 --> 01:12:54,326 - I don't know! 1204 01:12:56,459 --> 01:12:59,287 - Come on, Lilly, stop being such a fuck up and think! 1205 01:13:00,419 --> 01:13:02,290 [haunting music] 1206 01:13:02,334 --> 01:13:05,381 - It felt comfortable. 1207 01:13:08,645 --> 01:13:09,428 - And? 1208 01:13:11,561 --> 01:13:13,084 - And it felt 1209 01:13:16,783 --> 01:13:17,697 familiar. 1210 01:13:20,091 --> 01:13:22,267 That wasn't my first time. 1211 01:13:22,310 --> 01:13:23,573 - Bingo! 1212 01:13:23,616 --> 01:13:25,226 - [Mannequin] Tell her what's she's won, Bob. 1213 01:13:25,270 --> 01:13:28,621 [sinister haunting music] 1214 01:13:33,713 --> 01:13:34,932 - Dad, did I? 1215 01:13:36,107 --> 01:13:36,847 - Yep. 1216 01:13:36,890 --> 01:13:38,152 [stabbing squelches] 1217 01:13:38,196 --> 01:13:40,285 - [Mannequin] Now you're getting it. 1218 01:13:40,328 --> 01:13:41,460 - There's something about Christmas, 1219 01:13:41,504 --> 01:13:43,419 that always seemed to set you off. 1220 01:13:45,508 --> 01:13:47,553 You wonder why I locked you up? 1221 01:13:47,597 --> 01:13:49,642 - But I, I remember. 1222 01:13:50,687 --> 01:13:52,210 - [Lilly's Mom] Go on. 1223 01:13:52,253 --> 01:13:55,256 [suspenseful music] 1224 01:14:02,655 --> 01:14:05,789 [metallic whooshing] 1225 01:14:10,446 --> 01:14:14,798 - Jenny, oh, my God, I killed Jenny! 1226 01:14:14,841 --> 01:14:16,234 And Dad! 1227 01:14:16,277 --> 01:14:18,758 - All my sweet little girls. 1228 01:14:21,413 --> 01:14:22,196 - All? 1229 01:14:45,132 --> 01:14:47,439 [thudding] 1230 01:14:53,227 --> 01:14:54,707 Oh, shit! 1231 01:14:54,751 --> 01:14:58,102 - And you wonder why I just didn't like you very much? 1232 01:14:58,145 --> 01:15:00,017 - I didn't know. 1233 01:15:00,060 --> 01:15:02,498 - [Mannequin] You were always such a natural. 1234 01:15:07,328 --> 01:15:08,329 [metallic whooshing] 1235 01:15:08,373 --> 01:15:10,201 [dog whining] 1236 01:15:10,244 --> 01:15:11,463 I remember everything! 1237 01:15:14,422 --> 01:15:15,902 - And now you're-- - Ready. 1238 01:15:19,079 --> 01:15:21,168 You protected me. 1239 01:15:21,212 --> 01:15:24,432 - You're my little girl, you're all I had left. 1240 01:15:25,608 --> 01:15:26,913 - I'm sorry, Mom. 1241 01:15:26,957 --> 01:15:28,828 [slow piano music] 1242 01:15:28,872 --> 01:15:30,482 - I'd do anything for you. 1243 01:15:32,266 --> 01:15:37,271 - Thank you. 1244 01:15:38,229 --> 01:15:39,360 I have to go. 1245 01:15:42,973 --> 01:15:43,756 - I know. 1246 01:15:54,462 --> 01:15:58,075 [somber orchestral music] 1247 01:16:08,215 --> 01:16:11,088 - [Mannequin] Well, that took long enough. 1248 01:16:11,131 --> 01:16:13,656 - I'm so proud of her. 1249 01:16:13,699 --> 01:16:15,309 - [Mannequin] Hm-mm. 1250 01:16:36,853 --> 01:16:40,247 [sinister haunting music] 1251 01:16:47,472 --> 01:16:49,213 - Hello Lilly. 1252 01:16:49,256 --> 01:16:51,302 - I like your suit. 1253 01:16:51,345 --> 01:16:55,132 - Well, I am a man of wealth and taste. 1254 01:16:57,351 --> 01:17:01,355 For the first time, I can see the real you, 1255 01:17:02,356 --> 01:17:05,403 I knew you would get there. 1256 01:17:05,446 --> 01:17:07,753 - And how did you know? 1257 01:17:07,797 --> 01:17:09,755 - I know many things, 1258 01:17:09,799 --> 01:17:13,629 he is not the only one who works in mysterious ways. 1259 01:17:15,413 --> 01:17:16,980 Are you ready? 1260 01:17:17,023 --> 01:17:17,807 I am. 1261 01:17:21,724 --> 01:17:25,336 ♪ Silent night 1262 01:17:25,379 --> 01:17:28,600 ♪ Holy night 1263 01:17:28,644 --> 01:17:32,386 ♪ All is calm, 1264 01:17:32,430 --> 01:17:35,825 ♪ All is bright 1265 01:17:35,868 --> 01:17:40,394 ♪ Round yon virgin, mother and child ♪ 1266 01:17:41,961 --> 01:17:43,049 - Shall we? 1267 01:17:43,093 --> 01:17:48,011 ♪ Holy infant, so tender and mild ♪ 1268 01:17:49,403 --> 01:17:50,404 [slicing squelch] 1269 01:17:50,448 --> 01:17:55,627 ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace 1270 01:17:55,671 --> 01:17:57,716 [pouring blood] 1271 01:17:57,760 --> 01:18:01,372 ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace 1272 01:18:05,463 --> 01:18:07,421 [gulping] 1273 01:18:10,773 --> 01:18:14,080 [eerie haunting music] 1274 01:18:21,218 --> 01:18:24,090 ♪ Hush little baby 1275 01:18:55,774 --> 01:18:59,082 [eerie haunting music] 1276 01:19:19,972 --> 01:19:22,758 - Lilly, are you still here? 1277 01:19:24,020 --> 01:19:25,151 Are you okay? 1278 01:19:26,370 --> 01:19:27,850 Holy shit! 1279 01:19:31,592 --> 01:19:36,336 I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go get help. 1280 01:19:42,473 --> 01:19:45,476 - Oh hey. - Lilly killed Mr. Iblis! 1281 01:19:45,519 --> 01:19:46,694 - What? 1282 01:19:46,738 --> 01:19:48,435 What the fuck is going on, ugh! 1283 01:19:49,436 --> 01:19:52,439 ♪ Silent night 1284 01:19:52,483 --> 01:19:53,963 [squelching] 1285 01:19:54,006 --> 01:19:58,619 ♪ Holy night 1286 01:19:58,663 --> 01:19:59,795 ♪ All is calm 1287 01:19:59,838 --> 01:20:02,798 [thudding] 1288 01:20:02,841 --> 01:20:07,150 ♪ All is bright 1289 01:20:07,193 --> 01:20:11,502 ♪ Round yon virgin, mother and child ♪ 1290 01:20:14,418 --> 01:20:15,985 [sobbing] 1291 01:20:16,028 --> 01:20:19,423 ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace 1292 01:20:32,001 --> 01:20:34,307 - What the fuck are you doing here? 1293 01:20:36,309 --> 01:20:37,441 [thudding squelch] 1294 01:20:39,356 --> 01:20:40,879 - You're welcome. 1295 01:20:42,533 --> 01:20:43,882 [ripping flesh] 1296 01:20:43,926 --> 01:20:48,060 ♪ Silent night 1297 01:20:48,104 --> 01:20:52,673 ♪ Holy night 1298 01:20:52,717 --> 01:20:56,199 ♪ Jesus Lord, at thy birth 1299 01:20:59,202 --> 01:21:01,465 [squelching] 1300 01:21:07,384 --> 01:21:11,083 ♪ Jesus Lord, at Thy birth 1301 01:21:20,353 --> 01:21:23,530 [light Christmas music] 1302 01:22:55,753 --> 01:22:59,322 [dramatic orchestral music] 1303 01:23:56,118 --> 01:23:58,859 ["Silent Night"] 86570