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(darkly whimsical music)

(static hissing)

- The Pair-A-Normal Hillbillies are here on location

at Sensabaugh Tunnel in Hawkins County, Tennessee.

Through the years there have been

many hauntings reported here.

We will be coming to you, my subscribers,

at a time locals say is where

the most activity happens.

So whether you are a believer or you're a skeptic,

tonight promises to be a lot of fun

in the local legend hotspot.

Cut, how was that?

- [Joe] Fantastic.

On the camera you are a beauty.

- Of course she was.

I did pretty good on that lighting, huh?

- Tyler how was the sound?

- Honestly, I thought it went pretty well.

- [Will] Yeah, good job everybody.

(tires squealing)

- Their tires make sound.

They heard me. (chuckling)

- [Tyler] Addison, remember don't talk low,

it sounds like you're mumbling.

- Okay, yeah.

Let's roll again.

And uh, just focus on me, Joe.

So we're outside of the Sensabaugh Tunnel.

(low rumbling)

There's another car coming. - Again?

- [Addison] Yeah.

(loud engine rumbling)

Sounds like rednecks. - Yeah.

(engine reeving)

- Guys, get in the car. - What the fuck?

(screaming)

- The hell was that? - What the fuck?

- [Tyler] Okay, they were all clowns.

Will, was that another one of your fucking pranks dude?

- [Will] No, why would I do that to you guys?

I wouldn't, Joe, did you do it?

- [Joe] Why would I ever do anything like that?

- [Will] Well then Tyler would you?

- [Tyler] No, no!

No.

- [Will] Wait Addison, are you all right?

- [Addison] Yeah, I'm just, I need a five.

(sighing)

- [Will] All right, we need to talk with Addison.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- You all right? - Yeah, I just needed five.

- Hey, Addison,

we need you.

This ain't about William's face time, it's about yours.

- Yeah, look.

Girl, you know how much I hate these fucks

but I love the stuff we do,

going around disproving ghosts and shit.

So let's just get this done,

we can go home and regroup

and come back in a couple of weeks.

What do you say?

- It's all right, I won't let anything happen to you.

Right, Joe?

Joe, right? - Oh, yeah.

No, we won't let anything happen to you.

We got your back, Addison.

- [Tyler] And front!

(snickering)

- You guys are right.

Yeah, let's shoot and get out of here.

- [Joe] Was I supposed to cut?

- Come on, Joe!

Well, after waiting here for about a few minutes,

we have sadly determined that this place is not haunted

but the good news is that we have a place

that is relatively new to the lore, the Blackmore House.

This place of heinous and gruesome acts

is a place where people were branded,

tortured and killed.

Next time we will be reporting to you

on the 10th anniversary of those events.

This is Pair-A-Normal Hillbillies,

this is Addison and good night and go fright.

- [Joe] And cut.

- [Will] This thing's pretty cool.

- Thanks. - Yeah.

Is this the one that

you've been talking to me about all the time?

- Yes sir. - Yeah boy.

I like it, I like it.

- [Joe] So I guess we're going to pick up Tyler.

- [Will] Yeah?

- [Joe] And then we're gonna head back to Addison's

and then

we're headed out.

- [Will] All right, sounds pretty cool.

Like I can see every pore.

- Thanks for that.

- [Will] See that one?

That one right there, needs to be popped.

- Yeah, thanks, I appreciate it.

All right.

I might've passed it, he's wanting to meet at a church.

- Yeah? - Yeah,

but I think I passed it.

Look, I'm not familiar with this area.

- [Will] Neither am I, dude.

Like I think this is like the few times

that I've been around this area.

This is that fucking school.

- [Joe] Why don't you show your pearly whites on the camera?

- My pearly whites?

Do you mess with it like this?

- That's great.

Hey, selfie!

- Sup?

- [Joe] Hey, there's Tyler.

Tyler. - There's our boy.

- [Joe] There he is, there he is!

- [Will] Sup, man?

Sup, dude?

There he is! - What's up?

- There's Tyler, man. - Heck yeah.

What's going on, man? - Nothing.

Just going, heading back to Addison's house.

- We will turn around right here.

- Yeah? - Awkwardly.

This is probably illegal. - Suh dude?

- [Joe] Oh, it's fine.

How is Mr. Tyler today?

- [Tyler] Oh, you know, doing pretty good.

I got a full eight hours of sleep.

- Yes! - Nice.

- [Tyler] Hell yeah, what about you guys?

- [Joe] You can't be that, I think I got nine, actually.

- Nine? - Yeah.

- [Will] I'm gonna be the outlier and just be like

I got three. - Three hours of sleep?

- Three hours. - So what you're saying

is you're gonna sleep the whole way back?

- [Will] Yeah, take a little nap,

that way I'll be ready for tonight.

- [Tyler] Yeah.

- I forgot the snacks. - Snacks?

- [Joe] Jeez.

- [Will] What about, let me bring some alcohol, dude.

- Okay, well, first off,

we can't do alcohol. - What?

- Are we the drunk paranormal investigators?

- I don't know. - How are we gonna be able

to focus if we're trashed? - We'll be more talkative

if we're open. - Yeah, and you think we're

actually just gonna take a few sips just to get buzzed?

No.

- I'm actually more accurate when I'm drunk.

- Are you? - Yeah, a little bit.

- I don't know that I believe that.

- [Tyler] You shouldn't, because I'm lying.

- Exactly. (laughing)

Yeah, I'd like to actually be able to focus

and not fall-- - Oh, focus?

- In the woods. - Focus like how

your fancy new camera can?

Focusing. - What we can do, since--

- Focusing. - Since.

- Focusing. - Hi!

Hi. (laughing)

Since some of us forget simple tasks like

bringing necessities. - Yeah?

- We can stop by the store,

or a store, I'm sure there's a store on the way there.

So we can just stop by and all of that.

I got all of our supplies that we need.

That bird almost just got hit by a car.

And...

We can just do that, stop and get food

on the way, that way we don't have to eat

beans cooked over a fire.

- [Will] Hey.

I see you over there lookin' fine.

How 'bout me and you go get some coffee?

- Wine.

- [Joe] Wine?

- Yeah. - Wine and dine, man.

He's fancy. - Yeah.

- He's fancy. (laughing)

- Pinkies up. - Pinkies up.

- Pinkies out. - Always.

Tyler, have you ever seen a ghost in real life?

- You know, when I was a kid I used to live in this house

and thought it was a ghost but I'm not really sure.

- [Will] But it was just your mom in the other room?

- Probably. (laughing)

Have you guys saw a ghost?

- Can you see a ghost?

- Translucent, my man. - Exactly.

I have never experienced a ghost.

I don't believe in all of this.

- Yeah? - Like my main thing

is like disproving it.

I just think it's silly.

Like when you have Charles Mansons out there

and Jeffrey Dahmers

how is a ghost the thing that scares you?

- [Will] Yeah.

- [Tyler] So you're more into the factual horror?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- [Joe] Yeah.

- [Will] Like things that actually happen

not just like, hey. - Not a story, exactly.

- [Will] This place is haunted.

- [Joe] That's why those clown fuckers that keep showing up

are scaring me.

- [Will] Yeah, that was a little weird

- I mean-- - The other night.

- Ultimately I think that they are just followers of

us and they're just, they think it's funny.

- [Will] Well I didn't really think it was too funny.

- Well I mean I don't find the humor in it at all.

- [Will] I guess there's just some sick,

twisted people around here sometimes.

- [Tyler] Are you guys sure it's not you guys?

- I can guarantee. - Dude, I'm sure.

- How can I be in the car

plus driving outside of the car dressed as a clown?

- Yeah. - Friends?

- What friends? - Look, my friends--

- [Will] It's him, he can't even talk to a girl.

- My friends group is in this car right now.

(laughing)

- [Will] Who says we're your friends, man?

- It's a speed table, so that means

you need to speed over it. - Yeah!

- Ooh! - Oh!

- [Joe] See?

(laughing)

- [Will] We need to get you with Renee somehow.

- I don't know that I wanna share my tent.

- [Will] Sharing is caring, man.

- Is it? - Yeah.

- [Joe] Maybe.

- [Tyler] I'll probably just chill out on the grass,

just lay down a towel. - You are the weirdest person

that I have ever met in my entire life.

- That's a compliment. (laughing)

- [Will] With the hat backwards and all that.

- I don't wanna sleep in a tent,

I wanna sleep on the ground outside

so a wild animal could eat me.

- [Tyler] Man, I don't like tents.

- Are you scared of them?

- It's just, you know, claustrophobia.

- So you'd rather be in the-- - I call BS.

- I swear. - I think,

I think you're scared of a tent.

Did you have a childhood trauma?

Tent related?

- Maybe?

Maybe. - We'll leave it at that.

I don't wanna know. - Yeah.

- I don't. - I don't wanna talk about it.

- Good. - It was junior high, man.

- Oh. - Weird, yeah.

- Boy Scouts? - 4H camp.

- Oh, yeah? - The worst.

You'll have time with your lady.

And then Will can have some time with his lady.

- [Joe] I don't even have a lady yet.

- [Will] If the tent goes rock, knockin', man.

Rockin'?

Knockin'?

Rockin'. - Rockin' and knockin'.

- Don't go knockin'. - Don't knock on the tent.

- [Tyler] And I'll spend my time with the blades of grass.

- Yeah. - Nature.

- [Will] He'll be making love with all the dew.

- Yeah, the dew. - Do the dew?

- [Tyler] Doin' the dew.

There it is, the Tennessee way.

- [Joe] We won't be in Tennessee anymore though.

- [Will] We're gonna be in by god Virginia!

- Oh yeah, I keep forgetting that.

I'm just used to being around here

'cause, you know, I never get outta the house.

- [Joe] You're the saddest human I've ever met.

- Yeah. - Just stay at home,

play video games, Ty? - You're roasting yourself.

- Yeah. - While preparing,

you know, clown pranks, right? - No!

No. - Almost had it.

- No. - Almost had it.

- Almost?

No. - Uh, uh?

- Almost. - Sounds like a confession.

- Swear not, I swear.

If I did pull that prank, I would've done it a heck of--

- He did it. - A lot better than that.

- Yeah, how would you do it? - How?

Please, elaborate. - How would you do it?

- Okay, first of all, there would've been a punch line.

There was no punch line, it was just roll up,

scare the hell out of us and then just drive off.

- A punch line? - That's not a punch line,

that's just scaring me shitless.

- [Joe] So you would've made,

what would your punch line have been?

- Well, I mean, they would've probably drove off,

but they would've came back and been like ha ha,

you know, it's a joke!

But there was none of that, it was just

me in the back seat whimpering.

- Like a little girl! - Like a little girl.

- You bitch. - You like that zoom in,

zoom out feature? - I do.

- Yeah. (laughing)

- [Will] I do, it's great, it adds effect!

- Yeah. - Tyler, of all people,

is gonna be all for the prank. - Yeah, boy.

- You're damn right I'm for the pranks,

I'm all for the pranks. (laughing)

We should get some ketchup. - Ketchup?

- Yeah. - Ketchup?

- [Tyler] Yeah.

- For what? - Fake blood.

- French fries! - I think they're gonna

be able to point, look, I'm always down for ketchup.

(laughing)

I think they would totally realize that it's ketchup.

- Nah. - What do you want to ketchup?

- Like we could just act dead

and then they can walk in we can be like--

- Pour ketchup bottles-- - Ketchup!

- On ourselves? - Just all over us.

- [Will] Tyler's got the girliest scream

so he could scream. (screaming)

- Yeah.

- That, yeah, there we go. - That would work.

- They'll know it's you. - They'll know it's me.

And then I'm most likely to die.

- [Joe] The redheads always go first.

- The redheads always go first?

- That's the way to go. - Freakin' ginger.

- So do you have any special someone in your life?

- Yeah.

- All men, I think. - No.

(laughing)

It's a woman.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

She's special. - Wow.

- Is it your mom? - Yeah.

- No. - I think so.

(laughing)

Got 'im!

- All right, you guys got me. - Got 'im!

- All right, we're here. - All right, boys.

- [Joe] Let's go see ol' Addison.

It's always awkward coming to people's houses.

- [Will] Yeah, just randomly knock on the door.

- [Joe] I mean, she knows we were coming but

I like to be home.

(murmuring)

Just however you wanna wear your hat, man.

(knocking)

(door creaking) Okay.

- Whoa. - Oh.

- [Joe] Addison?

- Addy? - Addison.

Addison?

Addison.

- [Addison] Yes, no, I fucking hear you!

No.

- You all right? - You can't just tell them.

No!

No, no one's fucking here.

- [Joe] Yikes.

- [Addison] You can't just fucking forbid me

to go somewhere.

Fine, fine, fine!

I'll wait, Jesus.

Yeah, I'll fucking...

(murmuring)

(Joe snickering)

Yeah, bye!

- You all right? - Really?

Okay, I wish you'd put the damn camera down

every once in a while.

Like if someone breathes you catch it, it's annoying.

- [Will] I got you.

- Oh, because you couldn't get any other girl, right?

- [Will] Basically.

(laughing)

- [Joe] So who was that?

(laughing)

- Who do you think it was?

Who do you think it was? - Can I guess?

- Oh, go ahead. - Mama Addison.

- Yeah. - I love her.

- At least someone does.

Yeah, no, she's forbidden me to go to the Blackmore House.

- [Will] Why?

- I dunno, she just bitched out about it,

she just called me and she's like,

"What the fuck, why would you go there?"

Apparently she's like looked into the history there

and she's pissed about it.

So.

- [Joe] So,

no Blackmore House tonight?

- Yeah, she told me I can't leave the house

and I know she has this fucking place like,

there's a camera somewhere I just don't know where it is.

- Here. - I got it!

(laughing)

- No there's a, there's multiple, but like no audio so,

stupid bitch.

- [Joe] Yeah, fuck you, Addison's mom!

- Gets call from mom. (laughing)

- I mean technically. - Run.

- [Joe] You are, you know, old enough

to make your own decisions. - I am.

- [Joe] But the last thing we need

is a crazy mother chasing us everywhere.

So what we can do is we'll all stick around

and we can talk to her.

'Cause, okay, look, look. - Not speaking to her.

- [Joe] It's scary, you're her daughter,

she wants you to be safe.

You have three strong men, look at that guy.

Look at that, look at that.

Look at this man, look at this man.

(yelling) Yeah, and then.

- [Joe] Good job.

(grunting)

- [Joe] Yeah, so we can protect you and we will

make that a point, that, you know, we got your back.

And Tyler's classing line, "And your front."

We'll probably leave that one

out though. - And your front.

- [Joe] In front of your mom.

Just around your mom-- - That front though!

- [Joe] We definitely don't need that.

- [Tyler] My mom thinks it's cute.

- [Will] No one likes you.

- Yeah. - Ow.

- [Joe] We established this a while ago.

- Zoom in on my face?

See every pore again?

- I mean, I think Tyler said it the other night,

like, they're not here for Will's face time.

- That's very true. - But that's all it is though,

my face. - No, it's her's.

- Yeah, all that face and you can't get another girl?

- [Will] Ooh.

- [Joe] Look at this. (laughing)

Oh my god!

- [Will] Oh my god, it's like I died and went to Heaven.

- [Joe] Yeah.

You know, you guys make me so sick.

- Yeah, why don't you guys get a room?

- Dude, maybe you can get a girl so you can get a room?

(yelling) - Yeah,

that's not gonna happen. - Roasted.

You're right, but seriously.

That's so gross, this is what--

- Then why are you filming it? - A couple.

- Hello? - Look, be...

- Yeah.

Yeah, okay.

I gotta bounce, guys.

- You gotta leave? - What happened?

- [Tyler] Yeah, I gotta go.

Sister's sick, I gotta go pick her up.

- [Joe] Well then I'll go and I'll drop him off then.

- Oh, okay.

- [Joe] Are y'all gonna be fine here by yourselves?

- Yeah boy. - Want me to leave the camera?

- Yeah! (laughing)

- Do you have a tripod? - Your mom's got in here.

- Yeah. - Your mom's gonna like...

(laughing)

- Just see it everywhere. - I'll be back

in a little while, guys. - All right.

- Sex? - Editing.

- We have clothes on. - Barely.

I mean, I feel like that's what next to go.

- I have pants on! - I have pants on.

- Okay. - The whole point of pants.

- [Joe] Look, just remember I'm here, please.

- We'll be more talkative. - I would appreciate it.

- So. - Yeah, and you think--

- Start making out? - No, no.

Please, avoid that, just. - Okay.

- [Joe] Y'all can talk but leave it at that.

- That's-- - Maybe you should sit

on that chair over there.

- [Addison] He wants us to move over there.

- [Joe] No, no, no, one of y'all!

One of y'all, that'd be great, thanks, I appreciate it.

Did I tell y'all I got a drone?

- What? - You did?

- [Joe] Yeah.

- That's pretty cool. - That's fuckin' badass.

- [Joe] Thanks, yeah, I got it for the Blackmore House.

- Nice. - Yep.

- [Renee] Cool.

- Cool, so what kind of shots are you gonna make?

- With the drone? - Yeah.

- [Joe] Aerial shots?

- Well yeah, but, I mean, why are you gonna use it?

- [Joe] To capture from the sky, like a different viewpoint.

- I know this, but how's it gonna work

in the scenes?

- [Joe] Well you take the shot from the sky

and then we'll put it on the computer

and edit it in to where it'll look fancy, man.

- I mean, okay. - The fuck did you find him?

- [Joe] He's...

We love you. - This is how you're doing.

- [Joe] We love you so much.

- I'm the greatest.

(murmuring) (door opening)

- [Addison] Hey mom.

- Hey nothin', get your ass in the kitchen, now.

It's hard enough that I have to smile all day

when I don't give two shits about what these people want.

Now I've gotta worry about you?

- [Addison] You don't have to worry about me.

- Nice try.

- There's nothing to worry about,

like we're just gonna go to the Blackmore House,

it's gonna be all of us

and everything is gonna be fine.

- Fine, fine, fine.

You wanna keep that camera?

- Yes, ma'am. - I'll kick it so far up--

- Mom! - Your fuckin' ass

you're gonna be able to advance your film

when you open your eyelids!

- [Joe] Sorry.

- [Renee] Oh, damn.

- [Addison] Do you really have to,

like, we don't have to disrupt them, it's not

necessary at all.

- You know what's not necessary?

It's not necessary going

to that house.

- [Addison] But it is.

We need more ratings and this is what's gonna do it so

that's what we're gonna do.

We can't do it on the tenth anniversary and a half,

like that's not how it works.

- Addy, how's this gonna help you?

- [Addison] With the ratings.

- With the ratings?

Okay, is this going to help you at night?

- [Addison] I don't know what you mean.

- Mm-hmm.

Is this going to help you when you're by yourself?

- [Addison] I really, I don't have any problems

when I'm by myself, Mom.

- [Rebecca] Is it going to help you in your medicine closet?

(Addison laughing nervously)

- [Addison] I don't see why my medicine closet

has anything to do with this right now.

Why do we have to talk about this

in front of my friends?

- Is it gonna help that 10-year-old girl?

- I'm lost. - I know you did

a lot of research on it but--

- [Renee] I have no idea what they're talking about.

- [Addison] The 10-year-old girl, I mean,

I bet she's doing just fine.

- She is, and is there any point in bringing her

back through this? - What the fuck?

- Is it gonna help her, is it gonna help you?

Is it gonna help me?

- [Addison] I don't know the little girl

so I don't know what's gonna help her!

- Whee! - Stop.

- [Joe] Sorry.

Can't believe you just got fussed at.

- Like a fucking six-year-old child, Jesus.

I don't know, she likes to nit-pick things.

- [Joe] Yeah, but what does that have to do with us

going there? - I don't know, she's,

she likes coming up with things that don't make any sense.

She likes to pretend I'm like these victims

that I'm not.

- Yeah but it shouldn't be like this big deal.

- Yeah, well, she's fucking crazy.

As you can see.

- Yeah.

- [Renee] She's like real confused.

- Are we having spaghetti tonight?

- [Rebecca] You'll get what you get and you'll like it.

- Thanks. - Yikes.

Is it always like this?

- Yeah.

Pretty much. - Fuck that.

- Why do you think I only invite you guys

when she's not home?

Yeah.

- [Joe] Yikes.

- It's all starting to come together.

(door slamming)

- [Joe] Okay so she's pissed off.

- What gave you that impression?

- Exactly.

- [Joe] Like that's just an observation, okay?

I'm actually-- - Thank you, captain obvious.

- [Joe] Yeah, well, you know, I feel like

I'm in trouble now and I didn't even do anything.

- Dude, I think we all feel the same way.

- You fucking were filming like a dingbat.

(laughing)

My mom! - But, look...

- Even after she was like, "Do you really want that camera

"shoved up your ass?" - I hid behind you.

Hey, for what it's worth I got the whole argument on camera.

- So if it gets aggressive you can show the police.

- [Joe] Yeah, we can use it.

- Evidence.

- Evidence for what?

- In case she kills you. - What if she murders you?

(laughing)

If you go missing we know why now, right?

So are we having spaghetti or not.

- No, she's not gonna come out

of her room. - At this point,

I don't care if I go hungry.

I just wanna get the fuck outta here.

- [Joe] Okay, so,

you're not allowed to leave tonight.

Clearly.

- So then what's the plan?

- [Joe] Idea.

You know the woods in your back yard?

- Yeah. - Okay.

It's fake anyway, ghosts? - I mean, all of it is.

- [Joe] Right.

Let's pretend like we're going to a haunt

out in these haunted hollers

and we'll do something in your back yard

that way we can at least get some kind of content up.

- True. - That'd be cool.

- Yeah. - One of us can leave

the camera for a little while, throw a stick,

step on a stick.

- Yeah.

- [Joe] Make some cracks and, oh, there's a ghost.

- Yeah, we just need to make sure that it's like

before too late in the night.

Because my mom sleepwalks, so,

she's really weird. - Your mom needs help.

I swear. - Jesus Christ.

- [Joe] Yeah, so okay, we'll do it right around dusk.

- Will, lead the way. - Let's go, guys.

- [Addison] You be the big man who just

gets all the spiders on him.

- [Joe] Okay, so the story, what are we gonna say?

- [Addison] It's about Katherine Yuma?

Is that right? - That works.

- [Renee] Yeah.

- [Will] And then what's her story?

- [Addison] That she wanders the forest, right?

Looking for a baby? - Yeah.

- Oh shit. - That works.

- Is she like crazy, demented? - I mean, she's dead, so...

- [Joe] She's dementing.

- [Renee] She's demented all right.

- [Joe] Her husband took her baby

so now she wanders the forest killing men

who seek her out in the forest.

- [Renee] That sounds good.

Doesn't hurt me. - Dude, that sounds awesome.

- [Renee] Little bitch will be in front,

we'll get him picking.

- [Addison] It'll just be him falling.

Oh shit.

Swear to god, if I get a fucking spider on me...

- [Renee] There's a spider.

He's a freaky little fuck.

- [Addison] I will fucking kill you.

- It wasn't me! - Joe, you little shit!

- [Joe] Okay, we're pretty deep in.

(murmuring)

- [Renee] Creepy.

- [Will] You're welcome to like--

- What is that? - I don't know.

(twigs snapping)

- [Renee] Ew.

Is it like...

- [Will] You could probably use this.

- [Addison] Oh shit.

- [Renee] Is it...

It's a tree that's fallen over?

(murmuring)

Did you hear anything over there?

- [Addison] It sounded like there was someone over there.

(twigs snapping)

You ever just like wander and then start to see things?

- [Joe] Well this is literally your back yard.

- I know. - Like no one's back here.

What was that?

(snapping)

- [Addison] I'm not the only one hearing this, right?

- [Joe] No, but it's literally your back yard.

I mean-- - So there couldn't be

possibly anybody. - Right.

- Yeah. - Let's go set up a fire

and there's literally nothing back there.

- [Renee] Can we find like a clearing?

This is...

- Yeah. - A little rough.

- [Joe] It's real dark back here,

let's just go find somewhere

where we can just set up a fire

and, okay.

- Yeah, let's-- - Go the other way.

- Yeah, let's go. - That works.

Addison?

Addison? - Are you okay?

- Is she coming? - Yeah.

- [Joe] She's...

Okay, just making sure.

So can I get you in front of the fire pit

talking about this? - What about, like...

(fire popping)

- [Joe] Yeah.

So we will call action and then we will

go into it from there, deal?

That sound good to you, boss?

- Sure.

- [Joe] Yay!

- Hey guys, this is Addison with

Pair-A-Normal Hillbillies

and we're coming to you from the Yuma Forest.

And this is actually pretty last minute.

We don't even really have like permission

to be out here right now. (chuckling)

We just kind of came

because, well, that's what we have to go with.

So the lore goes that this is haunted by

Katherine Yuma. (rustling)

- [Joe] Did you hear that?

That was a branch falling, right?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Yeah.

Katherine Yuma. - Okay.

(leaves rustling)

- [Joe] Did you?

- Oh my god. - Jeez.

- Wow.

- Let's go. - This is--

- Get outta here. - Yeah, let's just

run through this. - Yeah, Katherine Yuma

and she searches the forest for her child...

- [Joe] What is it?

- I don't know.

I just feel like-- (branches snapping)

- Okay. - Okay.

- Just-- - Yeah.

- Katherine Yuma-- - Katherine Yuma.

- She's finding-- - She searches the forest

for her lost child, her lost baby

and actually there's been several reported missing

but they're all men.

So the lore goes that she kills the men

in search of her baby because her husband

had killed her baby and then dropped her off in this forest.

And...

(clattering)

- Okay. - Oh god, fuck.

Okay.

- [Joe] Continue.

I just feel like something's watching me.

Honestly.

(fire popping)

Yeah, see?

As long as you keep your shoes tied you're not gonna fall

when that coyote comes out of the woods on us.

- I already tripped earlier.

My pants are ruined. (laughing)

Can we even, there's just too much smoke around me.

- [Joe] Let's try it from the other direction.

- Where it's like-- - So you go to me,

I'll go to where you were. - Okay.

(branch snapping)

We should-- - Okay.

- Probably hurry this up. - Yeah, let's go.

- [Addison] Jesus.

- [Joe] Your shoe's fine, let's go.

- [Addison] It's not fine, I swear,

it's coming lose so easy tonight.

- [Joe] Take a step to the right, your left, I guess.

- [Addison] My left?

- [Joe] Yeah.

- Right here?

- Addy. - Get outta here!

(yelling)

- [Joe] Go, go, go!

What? - Over there!

- Where do we go? - No, no, no.

- [Joe] What was that?

(murmuring)

Okay, this is your back yard.

- [Addison] I know.

- [Will] Why would that thing be here?

- [Joe] That's literally the same thing from the tunnel.

It had a fucking knife.

(gasping)

There's no way this is your mom.

Did she know we were gonna be at Sensabaugh that night?

- No.

(gasping)

When I looked back he wasn't even there.

- [Joe] He didn't just disappear.

There's literally no way he just disappears.

- [Will] No.

- They know where I live.

- [Joe] Okay, the best way...

- [Will] What is it?

- [Joe] Okay, now you're just looking paranoid

and it's scaring me. - Sorry.

- [Joe] Look, the most logical thing I can think of is

crazy stalker fans, IP addresses.

- [Renee] That has to be what it is.

- Yeah, 'cause we always upload everything from my house

so... - Yeah.

- [Joe] That's the only logical explanation.

- Yeah.

- [Renee] Regardless, that was fucked up.

- I'm not staying here tonight.

- [Will] You can come to my house.

- That's the best idea. - Yeah.

- I don't think. - How would they know

we were in your back yard, spur of the moment decision?

We didn't post anything like we usually do.

- But I did post earlier that we were waiting

'til night time to start shooting.

I just didn't mention where.

- [Joe] We always mention where, not this time.

- I know, but...

- [Joe] Here's the thing, are they even following us online?

- I don't know. - Or...

- How would we figure it out? - In person?

Let's go somewhere else, not say a word.

- We can't bring our phones though.

- [Joe] Nothing.

One more place before the house

because the last place I wanna be is out

in the middle of nowhere with that happening.

- Yeah. - That sounds good.

- One more place. - We also can't tell anyone.

- [Joe] Your mom can't know.

No one else outside of us. - Yeah.

'Cause if anyone else knows...

- [Joe] Here's another thing, that could've been Tyler.

- Yeah!

His sister might not even be sick.

- [Joe] I'm going home.

- All right. - I'm done for the night.

- [Renee] Let's call it a night.

- I'm gonna make sure that mom took her fucking meds

and she's out. - See ya, man.

- [Joe] Bye, Renee.

(crowd murmuring)

(laughing)

I caught that.

- You didn't catch anything. - I saw that.

Oh, I saw it.

- He's gonna die.

Die.

(crowd murmuring)

- [Joe] Smooth, man.

Smooth, you don't turn your whole head.

- I don't think he knows what peripheral vision is.

- Sorry, dude.

- He's like an owl.

- [Joe] Day 57.

Still no food.

- [Renee] Food porn.

- [Joe] Yeah, exactly.

Okay, so,

what's the plan?

Tyler, yea or nay?

- I don't know. - Did anyone even talk to him?

- [Joe] No, he knows to meet us tonight but not...

- I don't about, after last night.

- [Joe] Yeah, last night, to me was like a--

- Hey.

Are y'all? - Yes.

Yes we are. - No you're not.

- [Joe] You're so arrogant, I swear.

- Are you all-- - What's up?

- The paranormal ghost guys?

- Yeah. - Pair-A-Normal Hillbillies.

- Oh, yeah, the paranormal-- - Hillbillies.

- Pillbillies? - It's hillbillies.

- Pillbillies.

I know these guys!

- He knows us! - He knows us.

- [Steve] This right here is Joe.

- That's right. - Yeah.

- [Steve] That's,

Addison. - Yeah.

- And then? - That's...

Jimson?

Swilliam?

- Yeah. - William, William.

- I don't remember his name half the time.

- [Steve] Y'all are a couple, y'all are cute.

And you are Renee.

I always get you two confused.

When y'all get my age, it happens.

I'm Steve, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, Steve.

- I'm excited,

we're big fans at the house,

we watch you every time you come on.

Pair-A-Normal Hillbillies is what y'all are.

- Yeah. - Thank you all.

May I get a selfie? - Yeah, yeah dude.

- Sure. - All right, great,

I'm gonna take a selfie right here.

Thank you guys. - Okay, yeah.

(laughing)

- [Joe] Nice.

You wanna get us in that? - No.

- Sweet. - Okay, that's fine.

- I'm joking.

Oh, battery's going low.

Oh wait, landscape. - Yeah, landscape.

- [Joe] You want me to do it?

- There we go.

Thank you all, thank you all so much.

Thank you so much.

I hope y'all have the best of luck,

please don't do anything to get yourselves killed.

- We try. - Okay, that's the plan.

- We will not die.

- Nice to meet you, Steve. - We love y'all's show.

Thank you, nice to meet you guys.

- Nice to meet you. - Thank you.

- I was such a jerk to him. - Don't get killed.

Yeah, okay. - Don't get killed.

- [Joe] When someone looks at us and says, "Are you?"

Do not ever do that again.

- My god. - Yes, we are.

- Yes, we are them.

- Well, I mean, it's my face time.

- [Joe] The camera does love you.

- That's no, the camera guy loves him.

- [Joe] Well, true.

- He won't put me before anything.

- Aw. - Yeah?

- Not even a waitress' ass.

(laughing)

- [Joe] I don't know, some might differ.

Okay, sorry. (laughing)

So I put macaroni and cheese on my cheese steak.

- [Addison] Yeah, because you're disgusting.

- [Joe] And I have no friends.

(laughing)

- That's why no one's sitting near you.

- Yeah. - Not for the camera angle.

- There's a chair between me-- - Not for camera angles

but because we're disgusted by you.

- [Steve] I wanna be in...

- What's he doing? - I gave him camera time.

- Aw.

Shout out.

Did we even get his name? - Steve.

- Steve? - Yeah.

- Steve. - Hi, Steve!

- They got me on camera!

- The people with him, I feel bad.

- [Joe] Yeah.

- They're mortified.

Why is our waitress sitting with them?

- [Joe] This is like a small town,

everybody knows everyone here.

- I know but our waitress doesn't work at all.

- [Joe] Look.

- She has an ass and she doesn't work?

- [Joe] Will's type, am I right?

- What? (laughing)

I'm not paying attention.

I did not hear you.

- I do have an ass, thank you.

And I don't work, you would be correct.

(laughing)

Ooh!

First time.

Actually I did some camera-ing the other day.

- So second time? - Yeah.

- [Renee] Really, the rest of them?

- [Addison] Did you just look at her again?

- No. - Uh-oh.

(murmuring)

- [Addison] She's a beaut.

(laughing)

- [Joe] Steve.

(laughing)

- [Addison] Okay, regret.

Focus.

(laughing)

Oh my god!

Yes!

(laughing)

Look at how nervous he gets.

- Stage fright.

- Look.

- [Joe] Should we recruit a scrub?

- [Will] To be a Pair-A-Normal Hillbilly?

- [Renee] He can replace Tyler.

- I know it now, you guys are the Pair-A-Normal Hillbillies.

- [Will] Yeah.

- Look at that trail.

- [Will] I think it did it better when it was like this.

Ooh.

- [Woman] Oh no, you just said paranormal!

- I know. - I just said paranormal.

- Gasps.

- [Renee] The cup and the power.

- [Will] We could just do an investigation right here.

- [Addison] It didn't like that we were already recording

the scary cup and it's like, no you will not see that!

The lights come back up and the cup is like

pinned to the wall, blood everywhere.

- That would be legit.

(murmuring)

- [Woman] That's his sister.

(laughing)

- Hey, you wanna see my shirt?

- [Addison] Do I?

We actually hate you.

Whoa.

They have, do you see their hands?

- The mitts. - Oh my god!

Those hands!

- Opposite of Trump hands, am I right?

(laughing)

Ready to go?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- [Joe] All right, sweet.

- [Addison] Yeah.

- [Will] Let's get this show on the road.

- [Steve] It was good to meet you guys, thank you.

- Nice to meet you Steve. - Nice to meet you!

- Take it easy. - Nice to meet you.

- For sure, for sure. - You guys be careful.

I am so sorry, guys. - It's all right.

- It's my brother. - It's fine.

- [Addison] It's fine, you're beautiful.

- [Mary Anne] I'm so sorry, thank you.

- He's a fan, so it's fine. - Yeah, I know.

- At least we have a fan. - He's like really eccentric.

- [Joe] He's like the only person that's ever watched

our videos so it's fine.

- [Addison] That's why we have to love you.

- Pretty exciting for us. - Well, good luck.

- Thank you. - Y'all be safe.

- Thank you. - She was great.

- More like a brother cousin.

- Oh my god. - You are the worst person

I've ever met. (laughing)

Addison.

Are you ready?

- [Renee] Did you contact Mr. Hartman?

- [Joe] Contact them?

- [Renee] Yeah, to let him know we're coming?

- [Will] This is part of their property.

- [Addison] We're here, in the middle of nowhere.

- [Joe] So I may have actually forgot.

Okay, after what's been going on

you expect me to remember that?

- Yeah, I do.

- [Joe] I mean, we've almost died like 20 times

in the last week.

- So now we're just going to someone's house

in the middle of nowhere.

- [Joe] Okay, we're quiet, he's not gonna know.

We're literally in the middle of nowhere,

like you said.

- They always know.

They always know.

- [Joe] Okay so this is the address.

You lead the way. - I lead the way?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- [Will] Why me?

- [Renee] 'Cause it's what you do.

- [Joe] The dumb ones always go in first.

- [Man] Hey, hey, the fuck are you guys doing here?

Why you guys here? - Dude, dude, chill, chill.

All right?

- What are you guys doing?

- [Addison] We're Pair-A-Normal Hillbillies.

- Get the fuckin' camera out of my face!

- [Addison] We're the Pair-A-Normal Hillbillies,

you contacted us?

- Why the fuck didn't you guys

let me know you were coming?

- That's a really good question.

We have a ditzy contactor.

- [Man] Okay.

- [Joe] I take responsibility for that, sir.

- [Man] Fair enough, well, I'm glad you guys came,

people need to know about this property, there's

some messed up stuff.

If you want, I can give you five minutes real quick

that's it.

- [Joe] Yeah, that'd be great.

- I'll be right here. - Can she interview you?

- [Man] Yes, but keep the camera out of my face--

- Sorry. - When you do it.

- Sorry. - Yeah, we'll--

- [Man] Tell you what, I'll sit in here,

when you interview me, don't film me.

- Okay. - Okay.

- [Addison] Okay, yeah so can you tell us

why you brought us here?

- [Man] Well, I moved in here with my parents,

to this property, when I was about two.

Ever since we moved in there's been some

creepy-ass shit happening in these woods.

Especially near the shack, dead carcasses ending up

out here, no explanation why.

No animal tracks, nothing, just dead carcasses.

- Yeah. - Screams late at night.

That type of stuff, and I figured,

maybe I ought to bring some people in,

make some money off the place.

- Yeah, okay.

Have you had anything happen

while you were out here or anything?

- Personally, no, besides finding carcasses,

personally, that's about it.

- Anyone of your family?

- My grandfather, yes. - Okay.

- [Man] That was just while he was visiting,

after that, haven't heard from him since.

- Really?

That bad?

- [Joe] Sir, are you familiar with our show?

I mean, I guess that's-- - Yeah.

- [Joe] Why you...

- [Man] I've seen it once or twice.

- [Addison] Okay.

- [Man] I seen this one episode about this tunnel

not too far from here.

- Oh. - Yeah.

- Yeah, yeah. - It's a creepy tunnel.

- Yeah. - Sensabaugh?

- [Man] That's it.

And I went up there personally to check it out one night.

Well, me and a couple friends.

And there were some kids up there that got real scared.

- Did you like that video?

- [Man] It was very intriguing.

It brought some good thoughts to mind.

- Oh yeah. - Good thoughts?

I'm glad one of us does. - Yeah, really.

- Yeah, it's a cool place to be.

It feels really weird out there but

I guess it's good for some.

- [Joe] Yeah, so we're headed up to the,

you've heard of the Blackmore House?

- Yeah! - Yes,

I've heard of that place.

- [Joe] We're headed up there tonight.

- Yeah. - Really?

- Yes. - It's crazy.

- Yeah, it's like-- - Okay.

- That's top secret though. - I got it.

- [Joe] It's gonna be like a special edition episode for us.

- Yeah. - Don't worry,

your secret's safe with me. - Sweet, thanks.

- Yeah, dude, thank you.

- [Man] But if you guys wanna take a look

around the property for the next five,

10, 15 minutes. - Yeah.

- Feel free. - Awesome.

- We'd appreciate it, yeah. - Yeah.

- Awesome. - Just let me know.

- Thank you for the offer. - Careful, this floor's

kinda creepy, creaky. - Yeah, that's fine.

Thank you. - Again.

- [Man] Don't get hurt out here.

- [Joe] Definitely not.

What the?

- Jesus Christ, I walked in and he's just like...

(laughing)

I had a heart attack.

That was so weird.

- [Renee] Oh my god.

- [Joe] Him and some friends.

- What was he doing there?

He has friends?

(laughing)

I'm scared.

- [Joe] Hey, Will did go in front of his girl though

to save her.

- Yeah, I saw that, I wasn't sure if was--

- [Joe] He was gonna take a bullet for you.

But the thing is, that was a double-barrelled shotgun,

it's going through both of you guys.

(laughing)

What if this is like his sex shack?

- Ew. - Probably his kill shed.

- Jesus, yeah, that would be more accurate.

(clattering) (gasping)

- Holy fuck.

- [Joe] Okay...

- [Renee] What just happened?

- [Addison] Okay, this branch, making that noise?

- [Joe] Okay, well, no, it definitely

came from that direction over there, for sure.

- Yeah, I mean there's a lot of trees over there

so it could've done something.

- [Renee] Yeah but--

- [Joe] Maybe he's just fucking with us?

- Yeah. - That's true.

- [Joe] Okay, I--

- [Addison] But he sounds so much further away.

- [Joe] Here.

Yeah, he's probably just in the woods.

Don't say anything bad.

- [Addison] Yeah, we start talking about him

and that happens? (laughing)

- [Joe] Okay so what we could do is go

like look around in other places here.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- [Joe] And then you could do your little spiel

how we're the Pair-A-Normal Hillbillies.

And then we can just leave. - Please.

- Okay. - I'm down.

Okay, so we just went through the Hartman

little shack, if you will.

A few jumpscares, nothing too crazy.

I hope you at least get a kick out of it.

So...

We met someone and wow, a character.

Really nice guy, scared the crap out of us

but that's okay.

Let's see, so... (leaves rustling)

We have to go. - What is it?

- It's nothing.

Yeah, we'll just edit that out, I don't,

it's really hot and I, my sugar's dropping.

But tonight we will be going to the Blackmore House

and it's going to be awesome.

I've heard so much about this house and

I am actually super nervous and super excited

about this place because

this one, I think we could actually find something.

Like I'm actually a skeptic, as you all know,

but this will be awesome.

I think we actually have a chance of seeing something.

So I hope you'll tune into the Blackmore special edition

because 10-year anniversary.

Please tune in, it will be awesome

and hopefully really scary.

This is Addison with the Pair-A-Normal Hillbillies.

Good night and go fright.

So how was that?

- That was great. - Was that good?

Awesome. - Yeah, definitely.

The fuck? - I need to talk to you.

I need you to tell me about this.

This is-- - Hey.

- This is you! - Renee?

- [Will] Okay?

Why are we even going over there?

- Will, calm down! - No, it's not.

- No! - Calm down!

- [Will] This is her!

- [Renee] We don't need to be doing this right now.

- This is, what she's been talking about with her mom?

- [Renee] We don't need to do this right now.

- [Addison] Mm-mmm, mm-mmm.

- [Joe] Hey, just let them go.

- We're not going over there tonight.

I don't wanna go tonight.

This is you! - No.

(murmuring)

Got it? - What is...

- [Addison] We are heading over there

fucking later tonight, you got it?

- I wanna talk about this right now.

No, because we're not going over there if--

- I don't wanna stay here-- - You should've told them

about that! - Oh my god.

- [Joe] I feel like a dick for recording but...

- [Will] The masks were never released!

And then they...

- It's fine. - These aren't fakes!

- It's fine. - It's not fine!

- It's fine. - Maybe we should--

- [Will] Don't say that it's fine when it's not fine!

- [Addison] It's gonna be fine, okay?

- [Will] How do you know that?

How do you know everything's gonna be fine?

- [Addison] I don't fucking know, okay?

- [Will] How do you know?

- [Addison] Fucking take this.

Take it.

- Addison, I-- - Are we good to go?

- Yeah, I'm fucking fine, we're going, now!

- Are you good, dude? - Yeah, it's just...

- [Joe] So are we headed out?

We're still on for tonight?

- [Addison] Yeah.

That hasn't changed.

- [Joe] Okay.

- Yeah. - Do you think it's real?

- [Renee] Is it even necessary for me to be recording this?

Really? - Why would it be necessary?

- [Joe] Because we document what we do.

- [Will] Not this part we don't.

- [Renee] I mean, everything that we do?

- [Joe] I have been for like the last couple of days.

This is a big haunt for us.

It's a special edition so we need like

a behind the scenes of it.

- [Renee] I mean, I get that.

- [Joe] Right, Addison?

- Yeah. - Are you okay?

- [Addison] Yeah, I'm fine.

It's all important, we just need to keep filming.

Whatever you say.

- [Will] After what we just found out?

After what I just found out?

- Joe said-- - Why do we have to?

- [Joe] Okay, I don't wanna be that guy

but it seems like a pretty big deal.

What? - Nothing.

It really does not concern-- - Clearly it's something.

- It doesn't-- - Clearly.

- [Renee] Why else would you guys fight like that?

I've never seen you guys-- - I've never seen you all

fight before. - Exactly.

- [Joe] Is something bad like wrong?

That's all I need to know.

Like am I... - No.

- I just really feel uncomfortable

going to the house tonight.

- [Addison] Then don't go.

- [Will] But I have to go.

- [Addison] Then I guess you have to go.

- [Joe] Okay, why are we uncomfortable?

It's literally urban legend. - I don't know, ask Addison.

- [Renee] She's not gonna say anything.

Why won't you tell us?

(sighing)

- [Joe] I just need to know what the fuck is going on

because I'm not gonna go somewhere with this,

first off, this tension is unbearable.

- [Renee] I mean we're literally going there right now.

- [Addison] Yeah, it's gonna be fine, right, Will?

- I guess.

- [Addison] Right.

- [Joe] Well I love the fucking uncertainty.

- [Renee] It sure seems fine.

- [Joe] Every haunt we've ever done we've had fun with.

We've never had any tension.

- Yeah. - No.

- [Addison] And we're gonna have fun tonight.

- Okay. - We just need to get there.

We'll camp out-- - Fun?

- Like we always, yeah. - Fun?

Fun? - Mm-hmm.

- Why is it gonna be fun?

- [Addison] Why are you bringing up

this fucking attitude with me?

- [Joe] Okay, if we're not going I need to tell Tyler.

- We're going. - He's probably already there.

- [Addison] He probably is because he wanted

to get there before dark.

- [Joe] Yeah, he has all the equipment.

- Yeah, so-- - He has everything.

- [Addison] We have to go.

Because he's not gonna be able to know

if we're going or not.

- [Joe] There's no service

and if he's already there then we have to go.

- [Addison] Yeah.

- [Joe] At least to tell him that we're not coming.

- [Renee] Yeah, and help him take everything back down.

- [Addison] Yeah.

- [Joe] Look, we're a family, ultimately.

- [Addison] Yeah.

I like y'all better than I like my mom.

(laughing)

- [Will] Let's just stay together

and

get this done so we can leave.

- [Renee] I agree, I mean, it's just one night.

One night of our lives. - Yeah.

- [Renee] And we'll be done with this.

- [Addison] I just think tonight will be nice.

- It is gonna be nice. - It's gonna be like

really cool. - I mean, have we all ever

camped together?

- No. - It could be very intriguing.

- [Renee] It's gonna be a great time.

- Did you just say intriguing like that creepy guy?

(laughing)

Oh god. - Intriguing.

- [Joe] It was very intriguing.

- [Renee] He was very fucking creepy.

- God I can't wait to tell Tyler about that guy.

- [Joe] Tyler's gonna be mad that he--

- Yeah, he's gonna kick himself.

- [Joe] What do we tell Tyler, first off,

as to why we didn't invite him?

- [Renee] We forgot. (laughing)

- We forgot to-- - We were already on the way.

- [Renee] Yeah, I mean, he was already,

he had to set up, this was like--

- Ooh, yeah we could say that we texted him

but it never went through.

- [Renee] Yeah, we didn't have a signal,

he didn't have a signal.

There's no signal out there.

- [Joe] Yeah, so someone just send him a text now

'cause he's probably already there

and it's not gonna go through and then we can show him.

- [Renee] Yeah.

We just can't show him this. - Yeah.

One day we need to go to a Victorian house and--

- [Joe] Stay the night in one of those?

- [Addison] Yeah.

That would be so cool.

- I'd rather go there tonight.

Because I don't see why you're all uppity about this.

- [Addison] I think if you just reflected on it

a little more--

- [Will] Oh, I've reflected on it.

- [Joe] Okay, we were in a happy place.

- [Renee] Jesus, guys.

- [Joe] Can we just go back to that?

Whatever y'all have going on,

you can discuss that later tonight.

- [Will] But I can't be happy about this!

- [Addison] Will...

- [Renee] This, what?

This what? - Please.

- [Will] I'm forbidden to talk about it, apparently.

- [Joe] I have bad anxiety anyway.

Like I freak the fuck out real easily

and you're putting me in a state of mind

where I need to start freaking the fuck out.

- [Renee] Maybe we should just fucking drop this.

Let's just not talk about it.

If we're not gonna fucking say anything.

- [Joe] Like I'm the one driving,

I'll turn around and Tyler can just assume we died

in a car crash, honestly. - Oh my gosh!

- [Renee] I'm good with that.

It's better than hearing this fucking bitching.

- [Will] Fine, I won't talk about it.

- [Addison] Will...

- [Will] Let's just go.

- All right. - Get it over with.

- [Joe] That's the plan.

- [Renee] I just don't want everyone to be in

a shitty fucking mood the entire time that we're there.

I want us to have a good time.

- [Will] I just don't want you to expect me

to be happy about it. - Give me your fucking hand.

Listen to me, this is really fucking important to me

and I need this, okay?

- Why do you-- - Please, I need it.

- Why do you need it?

- Please.

Please?

- [Renee] Now kiss and make up.

- I love you. - Thank you.

- [Joe] For the record, that made me sick.

(laughing)

- [Addison] Everything makes you sick.

- [Joe] You're right.

- You're a little germophobe freak.

- [Joe] You're right.

But when y'all catch syphilis and I don't...

(laughing)

- Damn! - Oh my god!

- Jesus. - We'll see who's laughing.

(laughing)

- I'm gonna be laughing on my fucking deathbed so--

- [Renee] I mean, I don't have syphilis.

- [Addison] Y'all would be real cute, though.

- [Renee] So anyway...

- We're going? - Yeah, we're going.

- [Will] Yeah.

- Thank you, Joe.

(chuckling)

Okay.

Tent.

You serious, one fucking lantern?

Where the hell is everybody at?

Come on.

Snacks, shit, I forgot the snacks.

What the fuck, what the fuck?

(man laughing) (Tyler yelling)

(man laughing)

- [Joe] I think we're almost there.

(Addison burping)

(laughing)

- Jesus. - All right.

- [Addison] That's what I say about that.

- [Joe] How you hanging in there, Will?

- I'm doing all right.

I just kinda want to get this day done.

- [Joe] So I'm ready to go to sleep, honestly.

- [Renee] Oh man.

I really hope that Tyler has everything set up already.

- [Joe] If he doesn't, he's had hours.

- [Addison] Yeah he has.

- [Renee] I'm gonna be fucking pissed.

- He's gonna be pissed that he didn't start the fire

because we have s'mores.

- [Renee] We just won't give him any s'mores.

- I think, the picture that I found online,

I think there's a mattress in the house.

- Oh really? - Yeah.

- [Renee] Dibs.

- [Joe] I bet $20 that you don't hiccup again.

- [Addison] I hate when people do that.

(laughing)

(hiccuping)

- [Joe] No!

- [Renee] You're supposed to say hey,

hiccup real good for me.

- [Joe] I'm gonna try to get the Sensabaugh Tunnel

video up this week at some point.

- [Will] Yeah?

- [Joe] Si.

Look, I've just not been sleeping at all.

- With all

that's been happening? - I'm paranoid, yeah.

Like I don't even know

that I'm gonna be able to sleep tonight

'cause I'm so paranoid. - I doubt it.

- [Will] I don't think I'm gonna get any sleep today.

- [Addison] Why haven't you been sleeping?

- [Joe] Me?

- [Renee] Have you really been that worried about it?

- [Joe] It's just literally paranoia, that's all.

Like every time I go somewhere I'm like

is someone watching me?

- Probably all the Adderall.

(laughing)

- [Renee] Oh shit, okay.

- [Joe] You turn at the cemetery.

- That's not ominous. - No, not at all.

(rumbling) Ugh.

- [Joe] Let me turn on

that traction control. - Okay, they're watching us.

- [Joe] Yeah.

That doesn't make me uncomfortable at all.

- [Addison] No.

You just wave and--

- Oh my god. - You just pray

that they're not gonna follow.

- [Will] As long as they don't have a shotgun.

- Right. - I'm excited.

- I'm not, I changed my mind.

Am I allowed to do that?

- No. - Sure.

- I'll drop y'all off-- - We need a camera guy.

- Come on! - That's what Will's for.

- [Renee] That's kind of what I'm for.

- [Joe] Renee is doing just fine right now.

- Joe. - Holding the camera.

- [Renee] No.

That is not my job.

- I'll be back. - You saw my camera skills.

- You're gonna leave Renee out here?

- [Joe] Yeah, eight A.M. tomorrow

I'll be back. - Oh my god!

Oh my god. - That's keeping us

from sliding down.

- Okay, I thought that was like your car bottoming out.

I was like, oh my goodness.

- [Joe] No, that would've made this a scary movie.

That's what happens, you turn on the lone road and then

your car's gone.

- Oh, there's Tyler's car. - Yep.

- [Renee] How did he get his car up here?

- That's the real question, you know he had to bottom out.

- [Joe] I guess we'll just park here.

- [Renee] Why the fuck

isn't any of the stuff set up?

- I fucking knew it. - What the hell?

- He probably saw the-- - He got distracted and he's

probably wandering around. - I bet he got distracted.

- [Addison] Yeah, you know he likes to...

- [Renee] I'm glad that I brought a change of shoes, Jesus.

His car's still running.

- I'll steal my camera now. - Yes, please.

- [Joe] He has a gorilla mask?

- Real classy. - All right,

let's just get everything set up

and we'll figure it out.

- [Renee] Is this the top?

- [Will] I've never set up a tent before.

- [Joe] They look like they know what they're doing.

(laughing) They go camping.

- Have y'all never been camping?

- No. - Not really.

Seriously? - Yeah.

- Really?

- [Will] Like I went camping like twice

in my whole life. - I mean,

I brought a hammock

if you think you can set that up,

it's literally two straps and two hooks.

- [Will] I don't know, that sounds like a lot of work.

(laughing)

- Jesus Christ. - You know what?

Let's set the other one up while y'all do that.

- I don't even think we need

the other one. - Do we need it?

- [Joe] Yeah, we need two.

- No we don't, do not get that out of the bag.

- Oh, is there gonna be segregations?

- You get that out of the bag,

you have to put that in the bag.

- Are we 12 years old and have to sleep separately?

- I'm not putting that back in the bag.

- No. - I'm not.

- [Will] Good job.

Wait. - There we go.

- [Will] Does this thing have anything to do with it?

I don't think it does. - That's the roof!

(laughing)

- [Will] Got 'im!

Tyler gets the little tent. - Ladies and gentlemen,

that is how you set up tents.

- It's not even

anchored down!

- Are you kidding me?

- [Joe] Well who's gonna rip our roof off?

- The boogie man.

- [Joe] Oh no!

It is anchored down, too.

- [Renee] What the fuck are these for?

- You don't even

have the roof on! - I found some spokes!

- What are these for?

- What did you just call them? - Oh my god.

- Spokes?

I call them spokes, what do you call them?

- Stakes. - Stakes?

I eat steaks but these are spokes.

- [Joe] While y'all are finishing yours up,

we're gonna be chilling in our cool tent.

- [Renee] Whatever.

(laughing)

- Close quarters.

- [Renee] Oh, okay.

- Your hole's open over here.

- Hey, this is how it goes.

So it goes through this little hole.

- [Joe] Hey, I think we have it on sideways.

All right.

- [Will] Are you filming the ground?

- Yeah. - Well,

how many people do you think come up in here?

- [Renee] I'm gonna guess not many.

- [Joe] Oh, look at this.

Something did happen here.

- [Renee] Oh my god.

- [Joe] It's so creepy.

- [Will] This one looks almost real.

- [Joe] Addison, look at me,

like in front of the house.

That's gonna be a good still.

- [Renee] Don't trip.

- [Addison] Wow.

- [Joe] On a scale of one to 10,

how bad do you think what happened here was?

- [Renee] I'm gonna guess like a five.

- [Joe] Like a five?

- [Addison] It sounded worse than a five.

- [Renee] Like a 10.

- [Joe] Didn't someone die here?

- I thought there was more than this one.

- [Joe] Okay, can I steal the light, light guy?

- [Will] Yeah.

- [Joe] All right, hold up,

let me set up a light in here

and I wanna get like your genuine reaction when you walk in.

- [Addison] Okay.

Let us know when you're ready.

- [Joe] Okay.

- Y'all go in, my sugar's dropping really bad right now.

- You all right? - Yeah, I'm just gonna go--

- What's wrong? - It's my sugar.

- [Joe] Okay.

This is so fucking scary.

Hey.

So...

Is she good?

- Fine.

She, apparently her sugar's dropping.

Coincidentally.

- [Joe] Are you gonna tell me what,

what's going on or?

Like, okay.

Be real with me, we're best friends.

Like is there anything that we need to be worried about?

'Cause it's weird.

- Dude...

I can't talk about it, she,

apparently, everything's going on.

- [Joe] Everything?

What does that, like, all of...

- She just worries me, she does these things

where she shouldn't, even though I try to warn her.

And

she goes ahead and does it anyways.

- [Joe] I wanna know where the fuck Tyler is though.

- [Will] Yeah, that's a long hike for him.

He should be back already.

- [Joe] She sounds pissed.

How 'bout we just, let's get some campfire

before it gets too late, 'cause I don't wanna be out

in the woods when it's dark.

- [Will] Yeah, I don't really wanna be here too long.

- [Joe] All right, let's see what we can do then.

- That's cool. - I got a GoPro

for me and Addison and then I got headlamps

for you and Renee. - Cool.

- [Joe] Yep.

So maybe that can calm everyone down a little bit.

Hey.

So to fix the

tension we have right now,

I got everyone a surprise.

I got Tyler his last week. - Okay.

- [Joe] I got us GoPros and headlamps.

- Awesome. - Sweet.

- Wait,

okay.

How long have we been here?

- [Joe] Like an hour now, maybe.

- [Addison] Where's Tyler?

- I mean, he's here. - I haven't

heard from him at all.

- [Joe] He's here but--

- Where? - Okay

you know, Tyler of all people,

like he is in the woods,

he's probably like recording us from the woods.

(laughing) - Fucking creep.

- [Addison] Okay, look, when do we start to worry?

Like at what timestamp do we worry?

- [Joe] Nightfall, 'cause how's he gonna get back?

- And he left his phone in the car so,

does he have a flashlight on him?

- [Joe] I would imagine, okay,

Tyler's dumb but he's not stupid.

- [Renee] Yeah, but he left his car running.

- [Joe] He's dumb but he's not stupid.

Like he wouldn't have went out into the woods

without any preparation.

Like he's probably just hiking through the woods

talking to the birds.

- He better or I'll kill him.

- [Joe] Or else the boogie man out in the forest will.

(laughing) Okay, so with this,

Will, you get one, Renee, you get one.

Addison, you get a GoPro and then I'm gonna have a GoPro.

- [Addison] What's this stupid ribbon on it?

- [Joe] That's so it doesn't fall forward.

- Like it is right now? - Yeah, exactly.

I'll fix it. - Okay.

- But this is so we can-- - Ooh!

- [Joe] Yeah.

So that way whenever we do separate,

I was thinking Will and Addison go together

and then me and Renee can explore the woods too.

- [Renee] Wonder how you came to that conclusion.

- [Joe] I just thought that we work together better.

(nervous laughing)

Anyway.

So,

I guess I'm gonna go set my camera up

to kind of like record some cinematic shots of the tent.

- Are you gonna teach me how to use this?

- [Joe] Yeah, I'll come back and do that.

- Okay, I don't know what I'm doing.

- [Joe] Yeah, I'm just gonna set up the camera,

get cinematic shots of everybody.

- So mine has a button? - Yeah.

- [Will] All right, sounds like a plan.

- [Joe] We just need to get some firewood.

- [Will] Yeah.

(murmuring)

- [Joe] Since you're my little bitch you can grab it all.

(laughing)

So,

I'm gonna be the one to break the awkward silence.

- [Will] Don't.

- [Joe] I just need to know what's going on.

- [Will] You don't need to know anything.

- [Joe] How the fuck do I not need to know anything?

- [Will] Don't talk about it.

- [Joe] Okay, all right.

- Just drop it. - Let's get the wood.

- [Will] Just drop it.

- [Joe] I just need to know if we're in danger or not.

That's all. - Dude.

You're starting to get to me, just drop it.

- [Joe] There's a stick right there, little bitch.

I just need to know that everything is fine.

- [Will] Dude, I said just drop it!

- I need. - Just drop it.

- Get your hands off. - Drop it.

- [Joe] I need to know that we're safe, that's bottom line.

- Just drop it. - Just drop it?

- [Will] Drop it.

Just drop it.

- [Joe] You're getting so aggravated over something,

that makes me think it's a big deal.

- I can't talk about it. - Why?

- I just can't. - No one's over here.

- I can't talk about. - It's me and you.

- I just can't talk about it.

- [Joe] I don't understand.

I just need to know that we're not in danger.

- I just can't.

- [Joe] Are we in danger?

- I don't know. - Awesome.

- [Will] I don't know.

- [Joe] I wanna leave.

That's all, I wanna leave.

I mean, are we on the same page?

- [Will] I gotta stick with Addison.

- [Joe] Gotta stick with Addison, nice.

- [Renee] Fancy little GoPro.

- Can you help me? - No--

- Tell me then, is that it?

That's what we're doing, we're just gonna stay?

- Yeah, we're gonna stay

- I don't think-- - I gotta stick with her.

- [Joe] Honestly, I don't think that's the smartest thing.

- I'm protecting her, that's all I'm doing.

- [Joe] Is she protecting you?

- Joe--

- [Joe] Is she fucking protecting you?

Is she protecting us?

- We're here for the haunt.

And then if that's what she wants,

it was a group decision to come here.

- [Joe] Well I think it's fucking stupid, personally.

- It was a group decision to come here.

- [Joe] Yeah, and now I think it should be

a group decision to fucking leave!

Will, think!

Like use that head of yours for once

and fucking think!

Instead of chasing after pussy, dude.

- All right. - Like we are here

because of that dumb bitch! - Hey!

- [Joe] And we are gonna get fucking killed!

- Oh my god!

- [Will] Don't talk about her like that!

- [Addison] What the fuck is your problem?

- [Joe] Fuck Addison and fuck you, Will!

- Fuck Addison? - Yeah.

- Fuck you!

- No, Will! - Jesus Christ, guys!

- Will!

Jesus!

Will! - Guys, stop!

What the fuck?

- We have to leave. - What's going on?

I don't understand.

Addison's acting really weird.

- [Joe] I don't know, I really don't know.

- Well if you wanna go, I'll go with you.

- Yeah? - Mm-hmm.

- [Joe] I just, I don't wanna leave them here either.

- I know.

That and we don't know where Tyler is either.

I mean, it's just...

- [Joe] I'm gonna go over footage and...

- Okay.

- [Joe] See.

This is from today.

Addison!

Are you ready?

You good? - Yeah.

- All right, you ladies lead the way.

I wanna get to him coming in. - They always know.

- Oh my god, he was so creepy.

- [Addison] They always know.

- [Joe] There it is.

- [Will] Dude, dude, dude, chill.

- [Joe] He was so fucking weird.

- What are you guys doing? - Let's get to this interview.

- Tell us why you brought us here?

- [Man] Well, I moved in here with my parents,

to this property when I was about two.

- I'm still shook. - Ever since we moved in--

- [Renee] From this or from the fight?

- This above the fight. - Oh my god.

Are you okay? - I just don't know what's up.

- No animal track, nothing. - I really don't.

And I feel alone, like I'm the only one who understands.

- Well, you're not alone. - And then I figured,

might be able to bring some people in,

make some money off of the place.

- [Joe] Maybe after this we can hang out sometime.

- [Man] Just off creepiness alone.

- [Joe] Want to?

Did you, like, she wouldn't even go in.

- [Renee] She's like, "Oh, my sugar's dropping."

I know her, I've known her for years.

- [Will] I mean, I guess that's why you...

- [Man] I've seen it once or twice.

- Okay. - I seen this one episode

about this tunnel not too far from here.

- [Addison] Oh, yeah.

- [Joe] I don't get how he probably doesn't even have

internet but he watches our show.

- [Renee] Did you not say on the way over here

that you weren't even done editing?

- The Sensabaugh? - Yeah.

- He said he saw-- - Is it online?

- [Joe] No, no.

- [Man] That's it, and I went up there personally

to check it out one night.

- [Will] Sir, are you familiar with our show?

I mean, I guess that's why you...

- [Man] I've seen it once or twice.

- [Addison] Okay.

- [Man] I seen this one episode about this tunnel

not too far from here. - Oh, yeah.

- [Joe] Okay, that's...

- That's not all right. - Something's not

fucking right.

- [Man] I went up there personally

to check it out one night.

Well, me and a couple friends.

There were some kids up there that got real scared.

- He and a couple of friends were up

at the Sensabaugh Tunnel and he said that they saw it

online?

- [Joe] That's not...

- [Man] Don't worry, your secret's safe with me.

- [Will] That's top secret though.

- [Addison] Yeah, it's a cool place to be.

- [Renee] I'm really scared.

- [Joe] I fucking told him we were gonna be here.

- Tonight. - Good for some.

- [Renee] Take it back.

What the fuck was that? - Yeah, that's fine.

Thank you again.

- [Man] Don't get hurt out here.

- [Joe] Right here, watch, watch, watch.

Holy shit! - It's nothing.

- [Joe] Where the fuck are they?

- We've gotta go. - What is it?

- [Renee] Now!

- Look. - What is it?

- [Joe] Do you remember when you got spooked?

- [Addison] Yeah.

It's, yeah, we'll just edit that out.

It's nothing.

- Oh my god. - It's nothing.

- [Renee] Now show her the other thing.

- It's really hot.

It's nothing.

- Please tell me-- - Freeze frame.

- Holy... - That's not it.

(murmuring)

- [Man] I've seen it once or twice.

- Okay. - I seen this one episode

about this tunnel not too far--

- [Joe] He saw the Sensabaugh Tunnel,

now what did I say on the way here?

Dude, I haven't edited it yet.

It's not online. - What do you mean

you haven't edited it yet?

- [Joe] It's not online, Will.

- [Addison] So how the fuck did he see it?

- [Joe] I have not fucking done it yet.

- [Will] How does he know about that?

- [Joe] Listen.

- [Man] I went up there personally to check it out

one night, well, me and a couple friends.

There were some...

- [Joe] Is it fine if we use your voice

during the interview? - Do you want us to?

- [Joe] Okay, so...

Cool, thank you for the interview.

- [Man] Floor's kinda creepy, creaky.

- [Addison] Yeah, that's fine, thanks.

- Don't get hurt-- - What's that thing?

- [Joe] Whatever that was, whoever he is,

he was planning on something but he couldn't do it

because Tyler wasn't there.

They fucking have Tyler.

Whoever the fuck it is.

We need to go, bottom line.

Like we go get the police, send them back for Ty,

we can't do anything for Tyler, we need to go.

I'm going now, I'm getting my camera and I'm going.

- Same. - Me and Renee will be back.

- This is ridiculous. - If y'all wanna

sit in a tent and wait for them to come and kill you,

I'm leaving.

Okay, are we going? - Yeah, I'm ready.

- [Joe] We'll be back in a little while, guys, okay?

- Okay. - Yeah.

- [Joe] I promise.

Just. - All right.

- Be safe. - Stay here, please.

- Okay. - All right?

- Okay. - All right.

- Okay. - Hey.

- Be safe. - Someone's coming.

Renee get over here.

- Yeah. - Renee.

- [Will] Wait, who'd be coming right now?

- Who the fuck is that? - It's a cop.

- Yeah, it's the police. - The police are here.

- [Will] What, the police?

- Honestly, I-- - Did you try and call them?

- [Joe] No, we don't have service.

I don't know why but I don't care.

- [Will] Okay.

- Hi. - What's going on?

- [Addison] Hey.

- [Joe] We were just out here camping.

- [Deputy Kelso] We got a call from somebody.

- John? - Addison!

- Hey. - Hey.

Long time no see. - You all know each other?

- How are you? - I'm,

I'm here.

- Good to see you again. - What are you doing out here?

- Well we got a call and just wanted to check it out.

- A call?

- [Deputy Kelso] Wait a minute,

are you guys the Pair-A-Normal Hillbillies?

- We are, actually. - No way.

- [Joe] I couldn't be more relieved to see you guys.

We need to leave. - Well, what's going on?

- [Joe] I don't even know where to begin.

You're gonna think I'm crazy, I swear.

I was going over footage form earlier today,

we went and we did our thing at some guy's house.

And he knew about a video that isn't even online yet.

He had a clown mask, he just appears in one of the shots.

- [Deputy Wisseau] Wait a minute, you said clown mask?

- [Joe] Yeah.

- [Deputy Kelso] What's the big deal with clowns?

- [Joe] It's the third time we've seen one

in the last week and a half. - So this--

- [Deputy Kelso] It's almost Halloween, right?

- You of all people. - I Know.

- Know what? - What's the deal?

- 10 years go-- - Stop, please don't.

- I mean. - No, no!

'Cause she doesn't want us to leave.

She is adamant about us staying here.

- [Deputy Kelso] What happened,

what happened 10 years ago?

- [Joe] Is Addison the girl?

- Go ahead. - What?

- [Addison] Tell 'em, tell 'em!

Go ahead. - Tell us what?

We need to know, we need to know what's going on here.

- [Joe] Will?

- [Will] She's the girl

that happened to be here on that night 10 years ago.

- [Joe] Are you fucking kidding me?

And we're back? - Why would she

bring us out here? - She needed closure.

- [Joe] And it's worth us dying, it's worth Tyler dying?

- I didn't think anyone was gonna fucking die!

- [Deputy Kelso] Wait a minute, who's Tyler?

- [Joe] That's our friend, that's the car--

- He's missing! - He was supposed to be here

when we got here, he's not here.

- He's not dead yet, he's not!

- [Deputy Kelso] When was the last time you had contact?

- [Joe] Yesterday, we talked to him yesterday

and told him to meet us, he was still game plan for that.

- Yesterday? - Yep.

- But then we got here and his car was still running,

his cell phone was laying in the front seat.

It's just really strange. - Yes, that's not a good sign.

- [Joe] Well, he's dumb, he's and dumb as they come.

But he's not gonna go and get lost.

- No. - Addison, you,

I mean, you of all people?

- [Addison] What are we gonna do about him?

- [Renee] That's what we've been saying.

- [Joe] We have police here now, they can call backup!

We can leave. - You all need to pack

your stuff up, you need to leave right now.

- [Renee] Exactly.

Why can't you just get on board with that?

- [Joe] Look, we clearly know now

that we were just a big part of your group to come out.

Were you gonna have us tortured too?

Is that what it was?

- Shut the fuck up already, Joe.

- Let's just calm down-- - Shut the fuck up.

- Let's just calm down.

Let's pack up, I want you guys to head on out.

We will call for some backup

and we're gonna check it out.

Put in a report for a missing person.

- [Joe] Please do, can we just leave?

You're telling us to leave, right?

- Yes. - By law we have to go?

- We are telling you

that you need to leave. - You have to leave.

- [Joe] Perfect, thank you so much!

Let's go. - Cool.

- I am so glad they're here. - Guys?

- [Joe] It's dark and I can't, I'm gonna turn my car around.

Renee, help. - Yeah.

- [Joe] Do we even have to get the tent?

I mean, can we just-- - I don't think so.

I think it needs to be dealt with tomorrow.

- [Joe] Okay, perfect.

- [Deputy Kelso] What the hell, did the car die again?

- [Joe] Y'all don't get much funding in the county

I guess? - No.

We've been dealing with this for months.

It's ridiculous.

- [Joe] It's sad is what it is, honestly.

- [Deputy Kelso] It really is.

(murmuring)

- [Joe] Addison, fuck the tent, we're done.

- John? - What the fuck?

- John! - Holy shit!

- [Will] Oh my god.

(gunshot firing)

Dude, let's go, Addison, let's go!

Oh my god! (screaming)

Are you? - Go go go go!

- She's fucking dead! - Lock the doors!

- She's fucking dead. - Lock the doors!

- [Joe] She's fucking dead.

- [Will] Oh my god, dude, they're everywhere!

- [Joe] Okay, I'm getting out of here,

I'm fucking going. - Let's go.

Go go go go!

- [Joe] The fucking cop car is right behind me.

- [Renee] Why'd you turn the lights off?

- I don't know! - Fuck!

- [Joe] Look, I'm freaking the fuck out.

- [Will] Dude, come on, let's go, let's just go!

What's that?

- [Renee] Is that Tyler?

- Could that be? - Please tell me it's not.

- [Will] I don't know.

- [Joe] There wasn't a chair there before.

- [Addison] That's not Tyler.

- That's Tyler. - No it's not!

- That's fucking Tyler. - That is not Tyler.

- [Joe] In all black, who else the fuck could it be?

That's Tyler, you know what?

You said he would be here, he's fucking here.

I'm going to get him.

- Dude. - I'm getting Tyler.

- No, no, no, no! - We need Tyler!

- What are you doing? - Please don't go!

- Dude, it's too dangerous! - No!

- [Renee] Where did he go?

- Oh. - Oh my.

- [Joe] Tyler!

Ty!

Tyler.

- [Renee] Oh my!

No! - No!

Oh my god!

Joe! - Oh my god!

- [Will] Joe!

- [Renee] Oh my god.

- [Will] Joe!

Joe. - Oh my god.

(murmuring)

(crying)

Oh my god! - Guys, we need to go.

- [Will] Well let's go!

(murderers cackling)

Oh jeez.

- What the fuck just happened? - I don't know.

They're everywhere.

- We have to get out of here. - We can go to the house.

We can go to the house. - Are you, what the fuck

are you saying, we can't

fucking go to the house. - One of the safest places.

- No, Renee is out there, we have to go find her.

- [Will] Fuck Renee, the house is just over here.

(gunshot firing) (screaming)

(groaning) (thudding)

- [Addison] No, will, we have to get up.

We have to get up, come on, we have to go to the house.

Please, Will.

Jesus Christ!

(screaming)

(yelling)

(crying)

- Addison.

Addison. - Will.

Will, baby, baby.

- Addison. - Hey, hey.

It's gonna be okay, shh, shh.

It's gonna be okay. - It's not okay.

- You gotta be quiet, okay?

They can hear you, you gotta be strong, okay?

They're gonna help us, okay?

Just be strong, okay?

Be quiet, okay?

It's gonna be fine.

No, no, no, no, please don't.

He'll be fine, he's.

Please, we can help him.

He can be us too, please.

Please, please no!

Please!

No, please!

(groaning) (crying)

(sputtering) (gasping)

(crying)

Why?

Oh my god.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm gonna come back for you, okay?

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

- [Renee] Oh my god.

Please, no.

(crying)

Please don't.

Please, please, please, please, please, please.

Please, please, please.

Oh god.

(crying)

Fuck.

Oh my god!

- What the fuck, man? - What's wrong, little guy?

- Get the fuck away from me, dude.

What the fuck is going on?

- [Murderer] You look a little tied up, friend.

- What the fuck, man?

- Oh, don't worry. - Is this a fucking doll?

What the fuck? - Oh, don't worry.

Don't worry, we'll take good care of ya.

Oh yes. - Get the fuck away from me.

- [Murderer] Oh come on, now, no need for that language.

No need.

No need, get him.

Oh yeah. - No!

- [Murderer] Oh, looks like you're struggling there.

- No!

- [Murderer] Just go with it, will ya?

(murmuring)

You better cut it out or we will.

No pun intended.

- Listen, I,

I don't know what you guys wanna do.

- [Murderer] You know why we're here, pal, stop talking.

Stop talking. - I don't know what--

- Stop. - Listen, I--

- [Murderer] Ty, hey if I ask for your opinion

I'll ask for it, okay?

- [Tyler] Listen, can you let me go?

- [Murderer] Hey, hey, we're gonna let you go

to the afterlife, that's about it.

- Come on, man. - Come on?

We're totally staying.

- Come on man.

Hey, come on man, you don't have to do this shit.

Hey, easy with the fucking knife, man.

Come on, man.

Hey listen, listen, you don't have to do this shit.

- [Murderer] You're right, we don't have to

but we want to.

- [Tyler] Oh my god, oh my god.

- Be quiet. - Please.

Please.

- [Murderer] Boys, I wanna make him feel it.

- Please listen, you don't have to do this, man.

No, no, no, no. - Look at that white belly.

- Please.

- [Murderer] Look at that little white belly.

- Please please, please. - I bet there's a lot of stuff

inside there. - Please don't do this.

Please don't do this. - Oh boy.

- Please don't do this. - Oh yeah.

- Please don't fucking do this.

- [Murderer] Oh yeah.

Hey, don't worry, I wanna hear you cry.

Can you cry, boy? (crying)

Can you cry? (gasping)

This would be the time to pray if you're a praying man.

- Please god, please god.

- [Murderer] On second thought, someone kill him,

I'm not listening to it. - Oh fuck you, man, come on!

- [Murderer] Man, you need to watch your language, please?

We've got an expectant in here.

(gasping)

- [Addison] Shit!

Ow, fuck.

Oh my god.

Renee?

Shit, shit, shit.

Fuck.

Oh shit.

(crying)

- No!

No no no. - Come on.

- No, no, no, no, no!

No, please don't!

No!

(yelling)

(gagging)

(crying)

No, no!

- Are you hungry? - No, no, no, no!

(gasping)

No.

(sputtering)

(gagging)

(choking)

- [Murderer] Now we need to find that bitch, Addison.

- Ooh,

coming at you live.

Pair-A-Normal Hillbillies.

I'm your host,

Steve Hick.

(giggling)

Signing off for now.

(giggling)

Addison.

Addison.

Addison.

Where are you, Addison?

Where are you?

Dear Addison.

There she is.

- [Addison] Tyler?

Tyler!

- [Steve] Oh hello, Addison, how have you been?

(laughing)

(door creaking)

(murmuring)

- [Rebecca] Addison...