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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,529 --> 00:00:16,063 Here you are, Mr. Ambassador. 2 00:00:16,065 --> 00:00:17,732 All ready for the opening tomorrow. 3 00:00:17,734 --> 00:00:19,634 We kept the room very simple 4 00:00:19,636 --> 00:00:21,903 so as not to detract from the beauty 5 00:00:21,905 --> 00:00:24,171 of the crown jewels of Herzburg. 6 00:00:24,173 --> 00:00:26,140 I trust you will approve, sir? 7 00:00:26,142 --> 00:00:27,141 Yes, yes, 8 00:00:27,143 --> 00:00:29,010 very nice, very tasteful. 9 00:00:29,012 --> 00:00:30,512 You and your staff 10 00:00:30,514 --> 00:00:32,647 are to be congratulated, Mr. Director. 11 00:00:32,649 --> 00:00:34,315 Thank you, Mr. Ambassador. 12 00:00:34,317 --> 00:00:36,751 And you, for your magnificent protection, 13 00:00:36,753 --> 00:00:37,752 thank you. 14 00:00:37,754 --> 00:00:39,053 An honor, sir. 15 00:00:39,055 --> 00:00:42,156 So then my man will take his usual place tonight. 16 00:00:42,158 --> 00:00:44,158 Very well, sir. 17 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:45,860 Take your posts outside, gentlemen. 18 00:00:47,696 --> 00:00:48,563 Ah. 19 00:00:50,032 --> 00:00:52,066 And what is that? 20 00:00:52,068 --> 00:00:54,168 That is a Wellington, Mr. Ambassador. 21 00:00:54,170 --> 00:00:56,671 Oh? And what is a Wellington? 22 00:00:56,673 --> 00:00:58,139 He was an American painter 23 00:00:58,141 --> 00:01:00,207 who specialized in the Western scene. 24 00:01:00,209 --> 00:01:02,109 Too bad he didn't receive the acclaim 25 00:01:02,111 --> 00:01:04,145 during his lifetime that he deserved, 26 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:06,014 but I'm sure he soon will. 27 00:01:06,016 --> 00:01:07,982 It belongs to a Mr. Axel Morgan, 28 00:01:07,984 --> 00:01:10,518 a very wealthy rancher in these parts. 29 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:13,387 He insisted that his painting hang in this gallery, 30 00:01:13,389 --> 00:01:15,790 while the royal crown jewels were on display. 31 00:01:15,792 --> 00:01:18,760 He is a great contributor to the museum? 32 00:01:18,762 --> 00:01:21,529 I could hardly refuse him, Mr. Ambassador. 33 00:01:21,531 --> 00:01:23,330 I understand. 34 00:01:23,332 --> 00:01:26,734 Well, the governor is expecting us at his banquet. 35 00:01:26,736 --> 00:01:28,102 Shall we go? 36 00:01:41,550 --> 00:01:43,985 Our carriage is just outside, sir. 37 00:01:45,020 --> 00:01:47,021 Well, I want to thank you 38 00:01:47,023 --> 00:01:48,790 for the beautiful way you have displayed 39 00:01:48,792 --> 00:01:52,026 the treasures of my beloved country. 40 00:01:52,028 --> 00:01:53,527 Oh, how stupid. 41 00:01:53,529 --> 00:01:55,730 I forgot my gloves in there. 42 00:01:55,732 --> 00:01:57,264 I'm so sorry, Mr. West. 43 00:01:57,266 --> 00:01:58,466 Not at all, sir. 44 00:02:10,413 --> 00:02:11,278 Oh, no. 45 00:02:15,317 --> 00:02:17,051 What has happened? 46 00:02:17,053 --> 00:02:19,153 What has become of the crown? 47 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:26,560 He's dead. 48 00:02:26,562 --> 00:02:28,863 But how? 49 00:02:28,865 --> 00:02:30,231 How? 50 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:33,601 People do not walk through stone walls. 51 00:03:56,618 --> 00:03:58,119 Have you found anything yet? 52 00:03:58,121 --> 00:03:59,120 No. 53 00:03:59,122 --> 00:04:00,487 There's no way they could have come 54 00:04:00,489 --> 00:04:02,323 through the wall or the ceiling. 55 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:04,391 Jim, come here a minute, will you? 56 00:04:04,393 --> 00:04:06,360 I want to show you something on this painting. 57 00:04:09,932 --> 00:04:11,866 Look at this section right over here. 58 00:04:11,868 --> 00:04:12,867 What about it? 59 00:04:12,869 --> 00:04:14,468 But I assure you, Mr. Morgan, 60 00:04:14,470 --> 00:04:16,771 the same thing isn't bound to happen with your picture. 61 00:04:16,773 --> 00:04:18,239 It'll be perfectly safe in the vault. 62 00:04:18,241 --> 00:04:19,573 I'm not gonna take any chances. 63 00:04:19,575 --> 00:04:20,808 I want this painting crated. 64 00:04:20,810 --> 00:04:23,778 I'm taking it to my ranch this afternoon. 65 00:04:23,780 --> 00:04:26,814 I don't blame you at all, Mr. Morgan. 66 00:04:26,816 --> 00:04:30,017 That painting certainly is a masterpiece. 67 00:04:30,019 --> 00:04:32,553 Uh, who are you? You work here? 68 00:04:32,555 --> 00:04:34,655 Tsk, oh, no, no, no, sir. 69 00:04:34,657 --> 00:04:36,490 My name is Artemus Gordon. 70 00:04:36,492 --> 00:04:38,559 Oh, yes, of course. 71 00:04:38,561 --> 00:04:39,894 You're the partner to James West. 72 00:04:39,896 --> 00:04:41,195 I read about you in the paper. 73 00:04:41,197 --> 00:04:43,164 You've been guarding the Herzburg crown jewels 74 00:04:43,166 --> 00:04:44,165 on their tour. 75 00:04:44,167 --> 00:04:45,266 That's right, sir. 76 00:04:45,268 --> 00:04:47,368 Uh, this is Mr. West right here, 77 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:50,304 and His Excellency, the Ambassador of Herzburg. 78 00:04:50,306 --> 00:04:51,572 This is Mr. Morgan. 79 00:04:53,209 --> 00:04:55,009 Mr. Ambassador, 80 00:04:55,011 --> 00:04:57,945 this is indeed a pleasure for me personally. 81 00:04:59,114 --> 00:05:00,915 But in view of what has happened, 82 00:05:00,917 --> 00:05:04,152 a great dishonor on my city and on my country. 83 00:05:04,154 --> 00:05:06,587 You know, the ambassador was just saying 84 00:05:06,589 --> 00:05:09,257 how much he'd like to meet you, Mr. Morgan. 85 00:05:09,259 --> 00:05:12,260 He's a great admirer of Wellington's paintings. 86 00:05:12,262 --> 00:05:15,196 Well, I'd be glad to show you my collection. 87 00:05:15,198 --> 00:05:17,265 Look, why don't you gentlemen ride down 88 00:05:17,267 --> 00:05:19,200 to my ranch with me this afternoon, 89 00:05:19,202 --> 00:05:21,635 have a little supper, and then view the paintings. 90 00:05:21,637 --> 00:05:23,838 Oh, you may come along too, Mr. West, if you'd like. 91 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:26,473 That's most kind of you, Mr. Morgan. 92 00:05:26,475 --> 00:05:28,342 Thank you very much. We'd be delighted to come. 93 00:05:28,344 --> 00:05:30,178 Oh good, as soon as we have the painting crated, 94 00:05:30,180 --> 00:05:31,279 we'll be on our way. 95 00:05:31,281 --> 00:05:33,380 Uh, you two gentlemen give me a hand. 96 00:05:33,382 --> 00:05:35,082 Huh? 97 00:05:35,084 --> 00:05:36,951 Easy now. 98 00:05:38,420 --> 00:05:41,522 Lift up. That's it. 99 00:05:49,597 --> 00:05:51,665 What was that all about? 100 00:05:51,667 --> 00:05:54,735 I find Mr. Morgan a very fascinating man. 101 00:05:54,737 --> 00:05:57,571 I'd just like to get to know him better, that's all. 102 00:05:57,573 --> 00:05:59,440 Tsk, I think you would, too. 103 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:00,441 Why? 104 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:02,009 That painting's a forgery. 105 00:06:02,011 --> 00:06:04,645 That's what I started to tell you when he came in. 106 00:06:04,647 --> 00:06:06,547 Mr. Morgan's much too good a collector 107 00:06:06,549 --> 00:06:07,681 not to have known it. 108 00:06:07,683 --> 00:06:09,016 Do you think he has something to do 109 00:06:09,018 --> 00:06:11,085 with the missing jewels? 110 00:06:11,087 --> 00:06:12,586 I don't know, Mr. Ambassador. 111 00:06:12,588 --> 00:06:14,521 But I think it's best if you stay here in the city. 112 00:06:14,523 --> 00:06:16,023 Oh, no, I'm coming too. 113 00:06:16,025 --> 00:06:17,258 I wish you'd reconsider. 114 00:06:17,260 --> 00:06:19,426 Mr. West is right. 115 00:06:19,428 --> 00:06:21,295 To my people, those crown jewels mean 116 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:22,897 what your flag means to you. 117 00:06:22,899 --> 00:06:25,933 They are our national honor. 118 00:06:25,935 --> 00:06:27,869 I insist on coming with you. 119 00:06:47,256 --> 00:06:50,324 Take this painting upstairs and hang it where it belongs. 120 00:07:13,081 --> 00:07:15,749 Well, I assume you gentlemen could use a rest 121 00:07:15,751 --> 00:07:17,084 after that long ride. 122 00:07:17,086 --> 00:07:18,852 Show our guests to their rooms. 123 00:07:18,854 --> 00:07:20,388 Thank you. Thank you. 124 00:08:06,935 --> 00:08:08,336 Well, I brought him. 125 00:08:08,338 --> 00:08:09,903 Oh, good, Morgan. 126 00:08:11,306 --> 00:08:12,974 You're to be congratulated. 127 00:08:15,377 --> 00:08:17,878 Now we can have a little fun with Mr. West. 128 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:20,982 I see you got back here all right, 129 00:08:20,984 --> 00:08:22,649 and I hope with the crown jewels. 130 00:08:22,651 --> 00:08:26,053 Oh, they're in the parlor, safely hidden. 131 00:08:26,055 --> 00:08:29,290 I'll be greatly relieved when we're finished with West. 132 00:08:29,292 --> 00:08:31,758 My advice to you, Dr. Loveless, is to kill him now. 133 00:08:33,462 --> 00:08:35,363 I? Kill West? 134 00:08:35,365 --> 00:08:36,830 Oh, Mr. Morgan, no. 135 00:08:36,832 --> 00:08:38,966 No. 136 00:08:38,968 --> 00:08:41,035 I have something 137 00:08:41,037 --> 00:08:44,271 much more interesting in mind for him. 138 00:08:44,273 --> 00:08:46,273 You've heard of Lightnin' McCoy? 139 00:08:46,275 --> 00:08:48,309 Oh, of course not. 140 00:08:48,311 --> 00:08:51,578 A man of your social standing and power wouldn't associate 141 00:08:51,580 --> 00:08:53,447 with the likes of Lightnin'. 142 00:08:53,449 --> 00:08:55,782 It's a terrible pity, though, really, 143 00:08:55,784 --> 00:08:58,285 especially for a great patron of the arts 144 00:08:58,287 --> 00:09:00,854 because, you see, Lightnin' in his own way 145 00:09:00,856 --> 00:09:02,623 is a true artist, 146 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:05,959 the fastest gun the West has ever known, 147 00:09:05,961 --> 00:09:08,962 and I've sent for him. 148 00:09:08,964 --> 00:09:11,465 He'll do our killing for us. 149 00:09:12,468 --> 00:09:14,135 But meanwhile, 150 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:17,138 there's no harm in our having a little fun 151 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:19,273 with Mr. West, is there? 152 00:09:19,275 --> 00:09:20,774 Huh? Heh-heh. 153 00:09:20,776 --> 00:09:22,943 Well, if you're all settled in, sir, 154 00:09:22,945 --> 00:09:24,545 I guess I'll go to my room, clean up. 155 00:09:24,547 --> 00:09:25,413 Excuse me. 156 00:09:37,025 --> 00:09:39,393 What I cannot understand is 157 00:09:39,395 --> 00:09:43,597 why would a man as rich as Mr. Morgan want to steal? 158 00:09:43,599 --> 00:09:45,199 He doesn't need the money. 159 00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:48,302 No rich man does, 160 00:09:48,304 --> 00:09:50,171 if they go on making it. 161 00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:53,107 One unneeded million after another. 162 00:10:18,133 --> 00:10:20,101 If you'd like to rest, sir, I'll, uh, 163 00:10:20,103 --> 00:10:21,635 wake you before supper. 164 00:10:21,637 --> 00:10:22,936 Thank you, yes. 165 00:10:22,938 --> 00:10:24,572 Until later. 166 00:12:57,426 --> 00:12:58,726 Jim? 167 00:12:59,427 --> 00:13:00,661 Jim. Open up! 168 00:13:01,429 --> 00:13:02,996 Jim! 169 00:13:04,332 --> 00:13:06,600 Well, the party's over. 170 00:13:06,602 --> 00:13:08,802 The ambassador. 171 00:13:18,613 --> 00:13:21,948 It's still locked, Artie, from the inside. 172 00:13:21,950 --> 00:13:23,884 So is that one there. 173 00:13:24,986 --> 00:13:27,588 Where'd those guys come from? 174 00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:29,290 I don't know. Maybe they can tell us. 175 00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:49,543 There's no way he could have gotten out of here. 176 00:13:49,545 --> 00:13:51,244 I know, 177 00:13:51,246 --> 00:13:53,314 disappeared into thin air. 178 00:13:53,316 --> 00:13:55,716 We better have a talk with Morgan. 179 00:14:23,110 --> 00:14:25,111 You're not in this alone, you know. 180 00:14:25,113 --> 00:14:27,280 I've got a stake in this too. 181 00:14:27,282 --> 00:14:29,883 You evidently have a short memory. 182 00:14:29,885 --> 00:14:32,720 I found you in that mountain cave half-starved. 183 00:14:32,722 --> 00:14:35,622 I took you in. I poured money into your experiments. 184 00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:37,290 I put up with your peeves and tantrums... 185 00:14:38,293 --> 00:14:40,126 ...but not anymore. 186 00:14:40,128 --> 00:14:42,396 I'm going to take care of West myself. 187 00:14:45,233 --> 00:14:48,301 Mr. Morgan, I will not be bullied. 188 00:14:48,303 --> 00:14:51,905 I realize that a lifetime's association with cows 189 00:14:51,907 --> 00:14:53,841 does not prepare one in the ways of a gentleman, 190 00:14:53,843 --> 00:14:56,176 and I know that buying up paintings 191 00:14:56,178 --> 00:14:58,979 and acquiring the reputation of a great patron of the arts 192 00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:01,682 does not guarantee good taste or good manners, 193 00:15:01,684 --> 00:15:05,151 but you could try, Morgan. 194 00:15:05,153 --> 00:15:07,388 Loveless, 195 00:15:07,390 --> 00:15:09,890 I have broken men with my bare hands 196 00:15:09,892 --> 00:15:11,558 for insults less than that. 197 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:16,363 You don't dare touch me. 198 00:15:17,732 --> 00:15:22,202 I am the key to more wealth, more power 199 00:15:22,204 --> 00:15:25,506 than any man has ever had since the beginning of time. 200 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:29,142 Break that key, Morgan, and those treasures 201 00:15:29,144 --> 00:15:32,245 are locked away from you forever. 202 00:15:32,247 --> 00:15:36,450 I don't care about the wealth and the power. 203 00:15:36,452 --> 00:15:37,918 You can have them. 204 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:41,154 All I want is West... my way. 205 00:15:42,424 --> 00:15:46,427 Let me tell you something, Dr. Loveless. 206 00:15:46,429 --> 00:15:49,763 You give West enough rope, and he'll hang you. 207 00:15:49,765 --> 00:15:53,400 Mr. Morgan, 208 00:15:53,402 --> 00:15:57,504 your solicitous concern touches me deeply. 209 00:16:12,119 --> 00:16:13,954 Look, here he comes now. 210 00:16:16,190 --> 00:16:17,424 Any sign of Morgan? 211 00:16:17,426 --> 00:16:18,759 No, not a trace of him. 212 00:16:18,761 --> 00:16:20,828 You know I've been looking through these portraits 213 00:16:20,830 --> 00:16:22,095 while you were gone, Jim. 214 00:16:22,097 --> 00:16:24,498 Half of them are forgeries. 215 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,099 And look at this. 216 00:16:26,101 --> 00:16:28,335 Here's that article in the paper. 217 00:16:28,337 --> 00:16:30,270 It's over a week old. 218 00:16:30,272 --> 00:16:32,639 As a gesture of goodwill 219 00:16:32,641 --> 00:16:34,040 and to acquaint the rest of the world 220 00:16:34,042 --> 00:16:35,041 with American culture, 221 00:16:35,043 --> 00:16:36,042 Morgan is giving away 222 00:16:36,044 --> 00:16:37,344 his entire collection. 223 00:16:38,713 --> 00:16:40,146 Giving away? To whom? 224 00:16:40,148 --> 00:16:44,250 Various rulers, heads of state of great countries of the world, 225 00:16:44,252 --> 00:16:45,886 important institutions. 226 00:16:45,888 --> 00:16:49,389 Well, why would anyone wanna give away fakes? 227 00:16:49,391 --> 00:16:52,258 Yeah, especially to important people. 228 00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:55,295 He's getting too interested in that painting. 229 00:16:55,297 --> 00:16:57,163 Well, that's one of my better efforts. 230 00:16:57,165 --> 00:16:59,800 The flesh tones are particularly well-done, heh. 231 00:16:59,802 --> 00:17:02,569 Look at the nose on this portrait, will you? 232 00:17:02,571 --> 00:17:05,973 You are not to interfere. 233 00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:13,079 It's a thumbprint. A child's thumbprint. 234 00:17:13,081 --> 00:17:15,248 A child in this house? 235 00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:17,250 On the way here in the carriage, 236 00:17:17,252 --> 00:17:19,119 Morgan said he'd never even been married. 237 00:17:25,927 --> 00:17:28,094 Purple stain of some kind. 238 00:17:28,096 --> 00:17:31,865 Looks like fruit, huh? Grape maybe? 239 00:17:31,867 --> 00:17:33,734 It's not too old. 240 00:17:57,892 --> 00:17:59,526 Artie, 241 00:17:59,528 --> 00:18:03,196 Mr. Morgan is certainly becoming more interesting. 242 00:18:03,198 --> 00:18:05,198 Not too interesting, I hope, Mr. West. 243 00:18:06,201 --> 00:18:07,233 Get your hands up. 244 00:18:10,304 --> 00:18:12,940 Well, it looks as though 245 00:18:12,942 --> 00:18:16,242 I'm going to have to cut your visit short. 246 00:18:25,820 --> 00:18:27,654 Disarm them. 247 00:18:30,658 --> 00:18:33,994 All right for you, Morgan. 248 00:18:33,996 --> 00:18:36,597 Always interfering, 249 00:18:36,599 --> 00:18:38,599 butting in, 250 00:18:38,601 --> 00:18:42,235 always thinking you know best. 251 00:18:44,405 --> 00:18:48,475 I'm going to have West to myself, Morgan. 252 00:18:50,945 --> 00:18:52,345 Take them outside. 253 00:19:04,191 --> 00:19:05,592 The ambassador's room! 254 00:19:22,143 --> 00:19:23,510 Artie, get the window. 255 00:19:49,003 --> 00:19:50,203 Break it down. 256 00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:57,744 Hurry it up. 257 00:20:18,265 --> 00:20:19,299 Bedroom. 258 00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:24,171 Mr. West... 259 00:20:26,908 --> 00:20:28,975 ...always such a pleasure to see you. 260 00:20:30,477 --> 00:20:31,477 I should have known. 261 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:33,814 Dr. Miguelito Loveless. 262 00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:35,949 Your humble servant, sir. 263 00:20:36,952 --> 00:20:38,451 I thought you were dead. 264 00:20:38,453 --> 00:20:39,820 Oh, no, Mr. West. 265 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:41,387 I'm afraid I shall never die. 266 00:20:41,389 --> 00:20:42,989 Death is too ordinary. 267 00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:45,258 The humiliation would kill me. 268 00:20:48,162 --> 00:20:51,031 Morgan, why don't you knock sometime? 269 00:20:51,033 --> 00:20:52,332 All right, where is he? 270 00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:53,800 You know, the other one, Gordon? 271 00:20:53,802 --> 00:20:55,501 Oh, he got away. 272 00:20:55,503 --> 00:20:57,237 You bungler. 273 00:20:57,239 --> 00:20:59,405 All right, you three, go after him, bring him back. 274 00:20:59,407 --> 00:21:00,874 We can't afford to have the law here. 275 00:21:00,876 --> 00:21:02,709 He's not going after the law, Morgan. 276 00:21:02,711 --> 00:21:04,344 I know Artemus Gordon. 277 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:07,380 Now, with Mr. West here and in jeopardy, 278 00:21:07,382 --> 00:21:10,650 Artemus won't be very far away, will he? 279 00:21:10,652 --> 00:21:14,888 It's a quality called loyalty, one of the nobler emotions. 280 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,461 Seven o'clock, time for supper. 281 00:21:22,597 --> 00:21:24,364 Would you do us the honor of joining us? 282 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,332 How can I resist? 283 00:21:26,334 --> 00:21:29,903 Always the soul of tact, Mr. West. 284 00:21:29,905 --> 00:21:30,771 Loveless... 285 00:21:34,742 --> 00:21:37,177 we can't risk everything. 286 00:21:37,179 --> 00:21:38,178 Kill him now! 287 00:21:38,180 --> 00:21:40,046 Morgan, for the last time, 288 00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:42,482 Mr. West is an old, old friend of mine, 289 00:21:42,484 --> 00:21:43,784 and I am not going to be so rude 290 00:21:43,786 --> 00:21:47,788 as to shoot him down in cold blood like a sick dog. 291 00:21:47,790 --> 00:21:52,492 Now, my friend deserves a dignified death. 292 00:21:52,494 --> 00:21:54,694 We will sit down to a quiet supper 293 00:21:54,696 --> 00:21:59,065 and wait for Lightnin' McCoy to arrive. 294 00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:01,134 You know Lightnin', of course? 295 00:22:01,136 --> 00:22:04,304 Yes, but I've never had the pleasure of meeting him. 296 00:22:05,507 --> 00:22:07,174 "The pleasure of meeting him." 297 00:22:07,176 --> 00:22:10,877 Mr. West, you are so droll sometimes, heh-heh. 298 00:22:12,380 --> 00:22:13,746 Downstairs. 299 00:22:28,229 --> 00:22:30,964 Dr. Loveless. 300 00:22:48,816 --> 00:22:49,850 Hyah, hyah. 301 00:22:59,126 --> 00:23:00,793 Uh, you didn't bring me here 302 00:23:00,795 --> 00:23:02,863 to show me you could forge Wellington. 303 00:23:02,865 --> 00:23:05,398 Oh, I find my Wellingtons quite impressive. 304 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,633 Where is the ambassador of Herzburg? 305 00:23:07,635 --> 00:23:10,237 I believe he's having quail under glass for supper 306 00:23:10,239 --> 00:23:12,105 with an excellent wine. 307 00:23:12,107 --> 00:23:13,506 Where is he? 308 00:23:13,508 --> 00:23:16,542 Heh, upstairs in his bedroom. 309 00:23:16,544 --> 00:23:18,178 Actually, he's never left it. 310 00:23:18,180 --> 00:23:19,379 He's always been there. 311 00:23:20,682 --> 00:23:22,515 Now shall we have our supper? 312 00:23:27,454 --> 00:23:29,389 I have a surprise for you, Mr. West. 313 00:23:55,416 --> 00:23:57,350 Voil�. Soup's on. 314 00:24:00,923 --> 00:24:03,823 A yen for your thoughts, Mr. West. 315 00:25:15,946 --> 00:25:16,946 �Si, se�or? 316 00:25:16,948 --> 00:25:18,314 Muy buenas. Buenas. 317 00:25:18,316 --> 00:25:19,949 Where can I find the telegraph operator? 318 00:25:19,951 --> 00:25:21,951 I've gotta send a message to Denver. 319 00:25:21,953 --> 00:25:23,052 Jerry? 320 00:25:23,054 --> 00:25:24,721 Why, he's up in Denver himself. 321 00:25:24,723 --> 00:25:28,124 Darned telegraph machine busted on him again, heh, 322 00:25:28,126 --> 00:25:29,559 happens all the time. 323 00:25:29,561 --> 00:25:31,027 And he's going for some parts to- 324 00:25:40,304 --> 00:25:41,170 Everybody out. 325 00:25:41,839 --> 00:25:42,706 Yes, sir. 326 00:25:43,441 --> 00:25:44,674 I drink alone. 327 00:25:49,113 --> 00:25:50,947 Who's he? 328 00:25:50,949 --> 00:25:53,349 He's a mean one. 329 00:25:53,351 --> 00:25:55,585 Faster and meaner than the rattlesnake. 330 00:25:55,587 --> 00:25:56,453 Just get. 331 00:26:24,849 --> 00:26:27,216 I said everybody out. 332 00:26:30,655 --> 00:26:33,890 I'm just having a little drink, se�or. 333 00:26:37,061 --> 00:26:38,862 Ahh. 334 00:26:45,269 --> 00:26:48,137 Now there ain't nothing left to drink, is there? 335 00:26:48,139 --> 00:26:52,175 I'm going to give you just three seconds to clear out. 336 00:26:52,177 --> 00:26:53,543 One... 337 00:26:55,145 --> 00:26:56,546 two... 338 00:26:58,115 --> 00:26:58,982 three. 339 00:27:25,943 --> 00:27:28,678 He was very fast, se�or. 340 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,714 Uh, yes. 341 00:27:32,316 --> 00:27:34,618 But now... 342 00:27:34,620 --> 00:27:37,320 Lightnin' McCoy has nothing to drink. 343 00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:38,454 You... 344 00:27:39,390 --> 00:27:41,190 are Lightnin' McCoy? 345 00:27:41,192 --> 00:27:42,191 S�, se�or. 346 00:27:43,861 --> 00:27:46,129 Let me buy you a drink. 347 00:27:55,506 --> 00:27:57,007 Amigo, 348 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:59,809 do you know where the ranch of Se�or Morgan is? 349 00:28:01,278 --> 00:28:03,079 Yes. As a matter of fact, 350 00:28:03,081 --> 00:28:05,281 I was sent out here to meet you. 351 00:28:05,283 --> 00:28:07,617 Ah. Then you know Se�or Loveless. 352 00:28:07,619 --> 00:28:09,920 Miguelito Loveless. 353 00:28:09,922 --> 00:28:12,022 I'm his right-hand man. 354 00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:14,390 I am very late, se�or. We should go, eh? 355 00:28:14,392 --> 00:28:15,825 Oh, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. 356 00:28:15,827 --> 00:28:17,226 You've got to have your drink. 357 00:28:17,228 --> 00:28:19,295 It's a cold night, no? 358 00:28:19,297 --> 00:28:20,496 S�. 359 00:28:20,498 --> 00:28:22,632 Very cold night. 360 00:28:26,070 --> 00:28:27,571 There. Gracias. 361 00:28:27,573 --> 00:28:28,905 De nada. Salud. 362 00:28:28,907 --> 00:28:29,940 Salud. 363 00:28:33,945 --> 00:28:36,846 Ahh, it's got a kick to it, eh? 364 00:28:36,848 --> 00:28:39,449 Like a mule, yeah. 365 00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:40,316 Eh. 366 00:28:44,956 --> 00:28:46,122 Ahhh. 367 00:28:53,330 --> 00:28:55,765 So, Mr. West, as you read, 368 00:28:55,767 --> 00:28:57,667 Mr. Morgan here is giving away 369 00:28:57,669 --> 00:28:59,368 his complete collection of paintings 370 00:28:59,370 --> 00:29:01,972 to all the great leaders of the world. 371 00:29:01,974 --> 00:29:03,306 Painted by you, of course. 372 00:29:04,509 --> 00:29:07,911 Perhaps the most remarkable paintings known to man. 373 00:29:07,913 --> 00:29:09,846 Let me show you. 374 00:29:19,556 --> 00:29:23,760 These smiling, lighthearted gentlemen, Mr. West, 375 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:27,363 are expert hatchet men, the best in their tongs. 376 00:29:27,365 --> 00:29:29,799 Handpicked by you, naturally. 377 00:29:29,801 --> 00:29:31,134 Naturally. 378 00:29:54,825 --> 00:29:58,161 In there, Mr. West, until I need them again. 379 00:30:09,106 --> 00:30:11,541 Lightnin' McCoy is here, gentlemen. 380 00:30:11,543 --> 00:30:14,711 Heh, take him upstairs. Wine him, dine him. 381 00:30:14,713 --> 00:30:16,345 We shall be with him shortly. 382 00:30:40,971 --> 00:30:44,507 We must hurry. You don't have much time. 383 00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:46,409 I think I've figured it out, Loveless. 384 00:30:46,411 --> 00:30:49,813 Oh, you were always so good at that, Mr. West. 385 00:30:49,815 --> 00:30:51,981 You have killers... 386 00:30:51,983 --> 00:30:54,751 in every painting, 387 00:30:54,753 --> 00:30:56,619 and when the pictures are delivered, 388 00:30:56,621 --> 00:30:59,022 the killers come out. 389 00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:01,691 And then, no more rulers anywhere. 390 00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:04,293 No more emperors or kings or presidents, 391 00:31:04,295 --> 00:31:06,129 only free men. 392 00:31:06,131 --> 00:31:07,864 Until you take over. 393 00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:09,432 You flatter me. 394 00:31:09,434 --> 00:31:11,234 What do you get out of this, Morgan? 395 00:31:11,236 --> 00:31:13,236 You ask too many questions. 396 00:31:13,238 --> 00:31:16,539 Mr. Morgan becomes the richest man 397 00:31:16,541 --> 00:31:18,608 in the history of the world. 398 00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:19,776 For instance- 399 00:31:19,778 --> 00:31:23,713 Now, this painting goes to the Bank of England. 400 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:25,715 And that painting of the Western street 401 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,483 that hung in the Denver Museum- 402 00:31:27,485 --> 00:31:30,620 That is being given to the United States mint. 403 00:31:30,622 --> 00:31:32,989 Now what are the Herzburg crown jewels 404 00:31:32,991 --> 00:31:34,590 compared to that, huh, Mr. West? 405 00:31:34,592 --> 00:31:35,859 How do you do it, Loveless? 406 00:31:35,861 --> 00:31:39,863 Well, arriving at the basic concepts, of course, 407 00:31:39,865 --> 00:31:42,365 is not one-tenth as difficult as the job 408 00:31:42,367 --> 00:31:46,402 of reducing the working elements to practical size. 409 00:31:46,404 --> 00:31:47,771 I'm listening. 410 00:31:49,007 --> 00:31:52,408 True science, Mr. West, requires imagination, 411 00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:54,844 and you just don't find much of that around anymore. 412 00:31:54,846 --> 00:31:57,446 However, if there were someone 413 00:31:57,448 --> 00:31:58,882 with the proper qualities of mind 414 00:31:58,884 --> 00:32:01,017 who had, say, 30 years to burn, 415 00:32:01,019 --> 00:32:03,787 he might well spend the first 10 of those years 416 00:32:03,789 --> 00:32:05,922 studying the properties of sound, 417 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:08,524 particularly those which we call... 418 00:32:08,526 --> 00:32:10,393 ...pitch. 419 00:32:17,634 --> 00:32:19,803 Then, during the following 10 years, 420 00:32:19,805 --> 00:32:22,505 he could profitably make a careful analysis 421 00:32:22,507 --> 00:32:26,009 of the relationship between the vibratory structure of sound 422 00:32:26,011 --> 00:32:27,743 and the variable density of matter. 423 00:32:27,745 --> 00:32:29,779 Then, during the final 10 years, 424 00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:31,747 while all the scientific conclusions 425 00:32:31,749 --> 00:32:35,118 were inevitably merging- Then he would, of course, 426 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,821 have to master the arts of, uh, plumbing, 427 00:32:37,823 --> 00:32:39,722 carpentry, electricity, 428 00:32:39,724 --> 00:32:43,326 chemistry, physics, and, of course, painting. 429 00:32:43,328 --> 00:32:46,162 But listen, Mr. West... 430 00:32:46,164 --> 00:32:48,198 The music of the spheres. 431 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:52,302 A perfect marriage of art and science. 432 00:32:54,205 --> 00:32:57,540 In anyone else's hands, a noble accomplishment. 433 00:32:59,343 --> 00:33:02,212 Sour grapes, Mr. West. 434 00:33:03,513 --> 00:33:06,049 As for the existence within the paintings- 435 00:33:06,051 --> 00:33:08,651 That, of course, is my own metaphysical principle, 436 00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:11,287 and I am a pretty fair metaphysician. 437 00:33:12,523 --> 00:33:14,523 There's one thing you haven't told me. 438 00:33:14,525 --> 00:33:18,794 What has happened to the human imagination? 439 00:33:18,796 --> 00:33:21,530 Look, we're wasting time. 440 00:33:21,532 --> 00:33:23,766 I want all of these paintings outta here by tonight. 441 00:33:23,768 --> 00:33:24,934 But Lightnin' is here, now. 442 00:33:24,936 --> 00:33:26,936 I'm not taking any chances. 443 00:33:26,938 --> 00:33:29,239 Morgan, I have had enough of your loutish, 444 00:33:29,241 --> 00:33:30,406 ill-mannered interruptions. 445 00:33:30,408 --> 00:33:32,242 Will you shut up? 446 00:33:32,244 --> 00:33:34,978 Stay where you are. West, you get next to him. 447 00:33:38,282 --> 00:33:42,218 Morgan, is this a... double cross? 448 00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:44,754 That's unethical. 449 00:33:44,756 --> 00:33:47,357 Your partner's been waiting for this moment all along, 450 00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:48,624 Loveless, old friend. 451 00:33:48,626 --> 00:33:50,793 You set everything up, 452 00:33:50,795 --> 00:33:52,395 he moves in. 453 00:33:52,397 --> 00:33:54,497 Oh, you sure can pick 'em. 454 00:33:54,499 --> 00:33:57,400 Look, I've heard enough out of both of you. 455 00:33:57,402 --> 00:33:59,602 Now stay right where you are. 456 00:34:37,774 --> 00:34:39,309 Quick, Lightnin'. 457 00:34:40,110 --> 00:34:42,611 In there. In there. 458 00:34:45,950 --> 00:34:47,183 Where is Se�or West? 459 00:34:47,185 --> 00:34:48,717 Get back, get back. He's coming. 460 00:36:20,810 --> 00:36:25,748 As usual, Mr. West, I always get my way. 461 00:36:27,951 --> 00:36:30,719 Oh, you'll feel better in a minute. 462 00:36:30,721 --> 00:36:34,290 I'm afraid I transported you a little too fast. 463 00:37:05,355 --> 00:37:06,556 Where am I? 464 00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:09,158 You stepped through a picture, Mr. West, 465 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,760 into my newly discovered dimension. 466 00:37:11,762 --> 00:37:16,031 But make no mistake. Death is just as real here. 467 00:37:16,033 --> 00:37:19,034 May I introduce my friends. 468 00:37:20,204 --> 00:37:21,604 The second fastest gun in the West, 469 00:37:21,606 --> 00:37:23,339 and the third... 470 00:37:23,341 --> 00:37:24,840 and the fourth... 471 00:37:24,842 --> 00:37:27,843 and the fifth and the sixth and the seventh. 472 00:37:27,845 --> 00:37:30,679 You know who the first is. 473 00:37:30,681 --> 00:37:32,781 Number seven, 474 00:37:32,783 --> 00:37:37,420 escort Mr. West into the saloon. 475 00:38:28,872 --> 00:38:31,707 You know, Mr. West, I have always been 476 00:38:31,709 --> 00:38:34,510 incorrigibly curious, 477 00:38:34,512 --> 00:38:38,381 and I've wondered just how fast you are with a gun. 478 00:38:38,383 --> 00:38:41,016 Now I'm going to find out. 479 00:39:19,423 --> 00:39:22,592 You are going to meet Lightnin' McCoy 480 00:39:22,594 --> 00:39:25,228 in a fair fight out there in the street 481 00:39:25,230 --> 00:39:30,233 in broad daylight, and may the best man win. 482 00:39:31,236 --> 00:39:32,401 And if I win? 483 00:39:32,403 --> 00:39:33,936 You won't. 484 00:39:33,938 --> 00:39:36,472 Number seven here will keep you company 485 00:39:36,474 --> 00:39:38,073 until you feel better, 486 00:39:38,075 --> 00:39:42,311 heh-heh, and then you'll feel worse. 487 00:39:42,313 --> 00:39:46,282 Lightnin', your colleagues are just outside. 488 00:39:46,284 --> 00:39:47,750 Let me introduce you. 489 00:40:02,899 --> 00:40:04,500 Uh, seven, 490 00:40:04,502 --> 00:40:07,637 just in case the impossible should happen, 491 00:40:07,639 --> 00:40:10,139 you know what to do. 492 00:40:42,773 --> 00:40:45,541 Would you like to test your gun, Mr. West? 493 00:40:45,543 --> 00:40:47,242 It's a beautiful weapon. 494 00:40:47,244 --> 00:40:49,878 Beautifully balanced, very fast action. 495 00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:56,852 Of course, it's loaded, Mr. West. 496 00:40:56,854 --> 00:40:59,121 You know I wouldn't pull a dirty trick like that 497 00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:00,523 on an old friend. 498 00:42:09,292 --> 00:42:10,959 We're covered all around. 499 00:42:11,628 --> 00:42:13,396 I know. 500 00:42:15,399 --> 00:42:17,500 I'll take the one up high. 501 00:42:17,502 --> 00:42:19,902 You take the one in the alley. 502 00:42:37,721 --> 00:42:40,589 How'd you get rid of Lightnin'? 503 00:42:40,591 --> 00:42:43,292 He couldn't hold my liquor. 504 00:42:46,162 --> 00:42:48,363 You know where the ambassador is? 505 00:42:48,365 --> 00:42:51,700 Yeah. Saloon basement. He's all right. 506 00:42:53,369 --> 00:42:55,370 You think you can find him? 507 00:42:55,372 --> 00:42:58,240 What, and leave you here alone? 508 00:42:58,242 --> 00:43:00,309 Only four of 'em left. 509 00:43:06,350 --> 00:43:08,216 Three. 510 00:43:08,218 --> 00:43:11,019 Hardly seems worth your while. 511 00:44:36,540 --> 00:44:38,306 Are you all right, sir? 512 00:44:38,308 --> 00:44:39,307 Yes, yes. 513 00:44:39,309 --> 00:44:40,308 Loveless. Where is he? 514 00:44:40,310 --> 00:44:41,476 Probably gone, 515 00:44:41,478 --> 00:44:43,078 out of the picture, back to Morgan's. 516 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:44,379 You know how to get outta here? 517 00:44:44,381 --> 00:44:45,581 I got an idea. 518 00:44:45,583 --> 00:44:47,349 Keep your fingers crossed. 519 00:44:53,557 --> 00:44:55,791 That's Morgan's ranch. 520 00:44:55,793 --> 00:44:57,526 Now, it's gotta be through here, but how? 521 00:44:57,528 --> 00:44:58,661 It's done with sound. 522 00:45:01,397 --> 00:45:04,266 Here's something. This might do it. 523 00:45:08,404 --> 00:45:10,806 Artie, how musical are you? 524 00:45:10,808 --> 00:45:12,307 Well, I... 525 00:45:38,969 --> 00:45:40,603 Come on. 526 00:45:40,605 --> 00:45:42,571 We've gotta get those paintings. 527 00:45:56,953 --> 00:45:58,787 Gentlemen... 528 00:45:58,789 --> 00:46:01,724 this is the real McCoy. 529 00:46:01,726 --> 00:46:03,291 Buenos d�as. 530 00:46:03,293 --> 00:46:07,096 I do not like your tricks, Mr. Gordon. 531 00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:09,331 I will take care of you after Mr. West. 532 00:46:12,102 --> 00:46:15,570 Better move the ambassador away, Artie. 533 00:46:15,572 --> 00:46:17,139 Right. 534 00:46:30,687 --> 00:46:32,254 Any time you're ready, Lightnin'. 535 00:46:46,803 --> 00:46:48,737 He was very fast, se�or. 536 00:47:04,954 --> 00:47:06,288 Dr. Loveless. 537 00:47:26,109 --> 00:47:29,544 Well, he's gone into one of these paintings. 538 00:47:29,546 --> 00:47:31,279 The only question is, which one? 539 00:47:31,281 --> 00:47:33,916 It doesn't make any difference. We'll crate 'em all. 540 00:48:09,518 --> 00:48:12,454 Ah, I thank you. 541 00:48:12,456 --> 00:48:14,522 Thank you. 542 00:48:14,524 --> 00:48:17,926 I thought without the crown jewels of my country, 543 00:48:17,928 --> 00:48:20,062 I could never go home again, 544 00:48:20,064 --> 00:48:23,065 but now- It's wonderful. 545 00:48:23,067 --> 00:48:24,833 Wonderful. 546 00:48:24,835 --> 00:48:27,970 Well, I guess we'd better all turn in, huh? 547 00:48:27,972 --> 00:48:29,872 Oh, we could all do with a good night's sleep. 548 00:48:29,874 --> 00:48:32,074 Yes, yes. 549 00:48:32,076 --> 00:48:33,275 Oh. 550 00:48:33,277 --> 00:48:35,144 This is lovely. 551 00:48:36,212 --> 00:48:38,080 Oh, thank you. 552 00:48:39,916 --> 00:48:40,783 Oh. 553 00:48:45,588 --> 00:48:49,091 Are you sure he is in one of those paintings? 554 00:48:49,093 --> 00:48:53,095 Uh, well, these or the ones that we have in the freight car. 555 00:48:53,097 --> 00:48:54,529 And he cannot get out? 556 00:48:54,531 --> 00:48:56,331 Not a chance, Mr. Ambassador. 557 00:48:56,333 --> 00:48:57,732 And when we get to Washington, 558 00:48:57,734 --> 00:48:59,168 we're gonna put them in a vault, 559 00:48:59,170 --> 00:49:01,069 which is far more secure than any jail. 560 00:49:01,071 --> 00:49:02,737 Oh, yes. 561 00:49:02,739 --> 00:49:06,141 Now I can do with some sleep. 562 00:49:06,143 --> 00:49:07,176 Come on, sir. 563 00:49:07,178 --> 00:49:08,043 Yes. 39273

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