All language subtitles for The Wild Wild West - 02x03 - The Night of the Raven.Unspecified.English.updated.Addic7ed.com

My government gives its word
it will find your daughter,

and return her
to you unharmed.

The eyes
of two white men

cannot see where many braves
find nothing but the wind.

Unless the two white men
know where to point their eyes.

"We have kidnapped
the Princess Wanakee.

"If you wanna save the princess
and the peace treaty,

"send James West
and Artemus Gordon to Gravetown.

Anyone else,
and we will kill her."

I will go.

And they will kill her.

I will kill all white men.

Is Chawtaw's heart
so full of hate

he has forgotten his love
for the woman promised to him?

It is my love for Wanakee

that tells my heart to kill
all those who harm her.

Then we'll get Wanakee back.

West gives his word
to War Eagle.

The word of many
is as dust in the wind,

but the word of West

is not the word of many.

I hold your word,

and when the sun sleeps
for a third time,

your word will be as dust,

and the blood of the white men,

from the mountains
to the horizon,

will spill upon the Earth
until it is as red

as the setting sun.

You fail, I will kill you...

very slowly.

I can see why the Indians
wouldn't wanna come here.

They believe it's haunted
by evil spirits.

They may be right.

Well, the ghosts
of Christmas past.

We're expected.

Forget it, Jim.
Ghosts can't talk.

Oh, it's a small world,
Mr. West.

What were you saying
about ghosts?

Ho-ho-ho-ho!

It has been
a long time, Mr. West.

I'm sorry about not
signing that telegram,

but you know
how I love a mystery.

I didn't wanna spoil
the surprise, knowing that you

thought me dead
after our last meeting.

I merely reversed an old law
of physics to suit myself:

What goes down must come up.

Nothing you do
surprises me, Dr. Loveless.

Well, then I shall
have to extend myself

to prove you wrong.

Life would be pretty dull

without a few surprises
now and then, wouldn't it?

How do you like it?

Inspiring,
isn't it?

Uh, just tilt
the hat back a little bit.

Uh, off the forehead.

Not, uh-
Not too far back.

You don't want the sun
to get into your eyes.

Like that?

Perfect.
Beautiful.

Beau-ti-ful.

Yes, I think you're right.
Hee-hee!

Bang, bang.

You're both dead. Hee-hee!

Now I see what you big boys
like about these things.

I love playing cowboy.

At least you've been
keeping yourself busy.

Oh, whatever inequities
possess my soul,

idleness is not
one of them.

Oh, gentlemen,
come in.

You must be
exhausted.

Uh, come in,
gentlemen, come in.

Sit down, Mr. West,
Mr. Gordon.

Not in the chairs.

On the floor.

You mean at your feet.

Exactly.

But that's no discredit
to your pride, Mr. West.

Soon the whole world
will be forced

to look up
to Dr. Miguelito Loveless.

You've said
that before many times.

And I say it again.
Now, Mr. Gordon, on the floor.

Very good, gentlemen.
Beautiful.

Always in tiptop condition, huh?

But I'm afraid your marvelous
display of skill

was unnecessary
and a bit impulsive.

And impulse can bring about

the most terrifying
consequences.

The death of Princess Wanakee,
for one.

And then what happens
to your precious peace treaty?

Huh?

I don't believe
War Eagle

would appreciate
your killing me,

under the circumstances.

He's right, Jim.

How nice to talk
to you eye to eye.

I wanna see
the princess.

Oh, you shall.
You shall.

She's a pretty
little thing.

Strong-willed.
Stubborn, like you.

But I didn't want you here

to powwow
about some Indian princess

or to talk
about the peace treaty,

or to smoke a peace pipe.

No, I wanted you here

to destroy you.

Then there's no point in keeping
the princess here any longer.

But you've just arrived.

Now, I can't allow
some little Indian maiden

to go running
to her big daddy

and tell him where you are.

I've big plans for you,
Mr. West. Big plans.

You're going to love
my latest game.

You'd better
start that game soon.

War Eagle gave me three days
to bring the princess back,

and if I don't,

the entire Blackfoot nation
is going to come here,

level this place
to the ground,

and bury you
six feet under.

Good try, Mr. West,

but what makes you think

one Indian would
set foot in Gravetown?

There are evil spirits here.

No Indian would risk losing
his one-way ticket

to the happy hunting ground.

No. Though I may shed

one little-bitty tear
for you,

this is the end of the rainbow

for the illustrious James West

and Artemus Gordon.

No, there'll be no
pot of gold waiting for you,

only a bucket of blood.

Perhaps yours,
and yours.

I think he's finally
made it, James.

He's out of his mind.

Ha-ha-ha-ha!
So was Aristotle.

Huh? Columbus?
Da Vinci? Galileo?

No, gentlemen,

I have at last found
the means to the end,

a means so powerful
that I will cover the world

like a giant wave

and wash away the sins
of man forever.

I shall make a world
of my own,

where I can walk
among the eagles,

fly among the stars.

A world of light,
sound, and motion:

my world.

The accommodations
are a bit bourgeois, I know,

but it'll just have to do
until I'm ready for you.

I haven't finished
the preparations

for my experiment.

Mr. West.

Oh, I can hardly wait.
Hee-hee-hee!

Force yourself.

You'll never get away
with it, you know.

Washington knows we're here.
They'll only send other men.

Oh, don't count on it.

They'll be too busy
fighting Indians.

Oh, um, by the way,
the Princess Wanakee

is a guest at my home
at the edge of town.

Thought you'd like
to know.

Now, why do you
suppose he told us?

It's part of his game
of cat-and-mouse.

As long as he has
the princess, he has us.

In that case,
let's change our quarters.

This room's beginning
to depress me.

Artie, you'd better
forget the lock pick.

We'll have to burn
through that.

Oh.

I wonder what Loveless has
waiting for us at the house.

I don't know,
but it will be interesting.

Next time, knock.

Yoo-hoo. Princess.

Oh, there you are.

I was afraid you'd gone
for a walk or something.

How far could
I walk with this?

Oh, how forgetful of me.

How long must I be
your prisoner?

Prisoner? No,
that's too harsh a word.

No, you are my guest.

As a matter of fact,
I have come here

to tell you
that you have visitors.

Then my father
has come for me?

No, not exactly.
Well, then Chawtaw?

No, that nasty young man?
No, of course not.

No, your knight
in shining armor

has come to carry you away
from your not-so-ivory tower.

James West is here.

James West?
I do not think I know him.

Oh, you will.

Now go make yourself beautiful,
princess.

Must be impressive
for Mr. West.

Oh, how the mighty
have fallen, huh?

Don't judge a house
by its shutters.

How about windows?

Said the spider
to the fly.

So it's a trap.

Do you have any other
suggestions?

Yeah, you might ring
the front bell.

How nice of you
to stop by, Mr. West.

Well, here we are,
all snug,

like three men
in a tub.

Rub-a-dub-dub.

Uh, princess,
let me introduce you.

This is James West,

Artemus Gordon,
of the Secret Service.

They've come all the way
from Washington

and the great white father
to save you and your people.

I think they should save
themselves first.

Your confidence in us
is overwhelming.

I only see what I see,
Mr. West.

Oh, you two
will get along fine,

but I must leave you now.

three days.

Two and a half.

Oh, yes. War Eagle
and that band of rowdies.

They don't concern me,
Mr. West.

Well, cheery bye, all,
for now.

Heh-heh.

Ah,
just like home.

You saw my father
and Chawtaw?

Today.

Why have they not come
for me?

They didn't know where
you were until I told them.

They searched for you
everywhere.

Dr. Loveless knew they
wouldn't come to Gravetown.

Why? Because of
the evil spirits?

Are you not afraid
of evil spirits?

There is no evil spirit here
except the doctor.

Perhaps you and your friend
Mr. Gordon.

You keep that up,
you're never gonna

make president
of our fan club.

You say that my father
knew that I was here?

Wh-why did he send you
and not Chawtaw?

Chawtaw would not be afraid
of evil spirits.

Your father had no choice.

He knew if anyone else
showed up,

they would have
killed you.

Oh. Then- Then it's you
that he's after.

That's right. But he has
no intention of letting you go.

You see, he didn't want
that peace treaty signed either.

Doesn't he know that my people
will choose war?

He's counting on it.

He wants to destroy the world,
and he has to start somewhere.

I cannot understand
how a man could sacrifice

so many people
for revenge against one.

You would if you knew
Loveless as well as we do.

I am not interested
in getting to know the doctor

or in getting to know
either of you.

I want to get back to my people,
and that's all.

I'll do everything
I can

to see that you get back
to your people.

I'm afraid that will not
be good enough.

Maybe I should have brought
Chawtaw with me.

He wanted to come.

He should have come.

He would have not found himself
as helpless as a...

As a chicken.

He would have saved me,
Mr. West.

Not you.

That damsel in distress
is no damsel.

She's quite a girl.

Oh, Antoinette, I really
surpassed myself this time.

Gone beyond the realms
of imagination.

Not even the great da Vinci
with his machines that fly

could have dreamed of such
a destructive weapon,

and so tiny it fits
in this little box.

As pure as
the driven snow.

Oh, Miguelito, it's wonderful.
It looks perfectly harmless.

But once James West
so much as inhales its aroma,

he'll feel as if he's been
trampled by a 20-mule team.

And this time,

we'll cut the infallible
James West down to size.

Oh, yes, Miguelito,
and this time,

he'll never
get away from you.

Ah, true, true.

And once the white powder
has done its dirty work,

this restoring liquid
is the only antidote

that can save him.

Mr. West would trade
his soul to the devil

for one drop of this.

One drop, Antoinette.

And that one drop
he will never have.

Bubble, bubble
Double trouble

Okay, Artie.

Hold it, Jim.

Good evening, gentlemen.
Dinner is served.

Hmmm.

Thank you.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Dr. Loveless wouldn't like.

Nobody said
we were neat.

Ah.

Ah.

Miguelito,
West has escaped.

What?
He broke the chain somehow.

Broke the chain?
That's impossible.

Oh, you fools.
Must I do everything?

Well, so, Mr. West,
the game is on again.

Now you've escaped...

but to where?

Search the house. He can't leave
without the princess and Gordon.

But remember,
don't kill West.

Antoinette, get the princess,
take her to the garden room.

What kept you,
Mr. West?

You were correct

in your assumption that
my men would not kill you.

That pleasure is reserved
for me alone.

However, you will notice
the princess

with the gun pointed
at her lovely head.

One squeeze of the trigger,
and boom:

Goodbye,
Princess Wanakee.

You see, it doesn't really
matter to me when she dies...

or how.

I call this
my Garden of Venus.

Rather appropriate,
wouldn't you say?

You win.

What do you want from me,
outside of killing me?

Our game, Mr. West.

You're not playing our game.

These constant attempts
to escape only annoy me

and interrupt my work.

I'm trying to hurry,
but some things take time.

I don't have much time.

Well, neither do I.

Now be a good little boy
and promise the doctor

you'll not try
to escape again,

you or Mr. Gordon.

Will you let
the princess go?

Oh. No, I won't!

Now, sometimes you make
me so mad.

You can't seem to get it
through your head

you can't escape.

Now, as a gentlemen,
will you give me your word?

No.

Give me that gun.

Now, Mr. West,
your word.

You have my word.

Such a stubborn man.

Take them back.

Well, now it's time to eat,
my lovelies.

And don't forget to save room
for the main course.

Now, you wait your turn.

There's one for you...

...and there's one for you.

Now, Marsha, lovely,
a nice big one for you.

Now, here.

Come.

Then you'll not have any.

Give me your leg.

We got a reprieve?

No, not exactly.

What's going on? I know Loveless
isn't about to let us go.

Not on your life.

Well, then what was,
uh-?

Because, uh, he knows
we won't try and escape,

so there's no point
in being chained.

We won't try to escape?

Where'd he get
that ridiculous notion?

From me.
From you?

I gave him my word.

Wait a minute.
You're not serious, are you?

Mm-hmm.

You realize you've just put
our necks in the noose?

What could you have been
thinking of?

Of me.

He was thinking of me,
Mr. Gordon.

The doctor would have killed me

if Mr. West hadn't given
his word that you two

would not try to escape.

Well, that figures.

There's great sorrow
in my heart

that I will be the cause
of your death.

My life is my own
to lose,

but I-I-I cannot accept
in my heart

that I shall take two lives
with me.

You were right, Jim.

She's quite a girl.

I put only a dash
of my white powder

in this cigar.

I hope so.

We don't want Mr. West
to vanish completely.

Oh, I can see it now:

a world where my eyes will never
have to look upward again,

except to gaze at the sky

and the sun and stars.

Oh, Mr. West,
a few puffs on this

and all your dreams
go up in smoke.

You didn't sleep much,
did you?

The thought of dying
is not a restful one.

No, it isn't.

My friend worries
when he's awake.

And the doctor?

He never worries,

and neither should you.

We'll get you
out of here somehow.

Tell me, how did Loveless
get you away from the village?

I did that for him.

Each day I would ride away
from the village

to a spring, alone.

It was my place
to think.

I had a lot to think about.
Chawtaw?

Thoughts of Chawtaw
fill me only with gladness.

An Indian girl is like
any other girl who is in love.

The choice to marry
is- Is just as important.

She has her fears
and her doubts about it.

My mind was heavy
with thinking.

The waters of the spring
were so cool and inviting.

While I was in the spring,

the men came up
and they got me.

Th-they took me with them.
I- I had no choice.

Th-they brought me here.

Here I shall die.

No.

None of us
is going to die.

Eat hearty,
my black beauty.

We may have miles
to go before we sleep.

This is the day.

Oh, Antoinette,
that's beautiful. It's perfect.

It's bad enough
being Loveless' prisoner,

but this hanging around
waiting for something to happen

is killing me.

Maybe the waiting
is over.

Ah, there you are.

No, you have us confused
with somebody else.

We're over there.

Mr. Gordon,
you're such a wit. Hee-hee!

I've come to tell you

preparations
have been completed.

Oh, what a marvelous cigar.
Just marvelous.

Mr. West,
would you join me?

I'm sociable.

Thank you,
Antoinette.

Oh, my pleasure,
Mr. West.

Just light the cigar,
Antoinette.

Sorry about
the inconveniences,

but you know how
some things take time.

How's the cigar,
Mr. West?

Excellent.

It's a little...

...sweet.

Something wrong,
Mr. West?

Jim...

You all right?
What's the matter?

Cigar...

drugged.

Oh, he's not dead,
Mr. Gordon.

But he'll wish he were.

Come out, come out,
wherever you are.

Aw, now, Mr. West,

don't be a spoilsport.

Pussycat can find you
wherever you go.

Oh, don't make a move,
Mr. West.

Pussycat is well-trained.
She'll tear you

to little-bitty pieces.

Heh.

Oh, your clothes suit you
very well, Mr. West.

Antoinette is quite skillful
with needle and thread.

Oh, I told you,
it's a small world.

Fancy meeting you here.

Have fun, you two.

Pussycat will be here
to make sure

that you behave
yourselves.

Ta-ta, now.
I must go make sure

everything's
ready for the banquet.

What are you doing here?
You don't smoke cigars, do you?

This white powder
came into my room.

It put me to sleep.

When I woke up, I...

Why is he doing this?

To prove
that he can.

Whatever's in
that white powder

is the key to his plan
to rule the world.

He can put it
food, water.

He can do this?

That little man
can do anything.

Oh, Antoinette,
what a night.

Did you see his face?
Yes.

Oh, a night
I shall never forget.

Th-the first night I ever
looked down on James West.

And the restoring
formula...

West would trade
his soul

for one drop of this.
Heh!

And make no mistake,
dear Antoinette,

it is his soul I want.

Antoinette,
what fun we shall have.

Fun, fun, fun.
Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Yes. One drop of this
would make James West normal.

♪ The first mate
He got drunk ♪

♪ He broke up
The captain's trunk ♪

♪ Constable had to come
And take him away ♪

♪ Sheriff John Stone ♪

♪ Please let me alone ♪

♪ I feel so break up ♪

♪ I want to go home ♪

♪ So hoist up the John B. sail ♪

♪ See how the mainsail sets ♪

♪ Send for the captain ashore
Lord, let me go home ♪

♪ Let me go home ♪

♪ Oh, let me go home ♪

♪ I feel so break up ♪

♪ I want to go home ♪

Thank you.
Mmm.

Hi, Artie. What's new?

Jim. Wha-?

Artie, I can only tell you
if Dr. Loveless offers you

an after-dinner cigar,
don't take it.

Mr. Gordon.

Uh, please come in.

We've been waiting dinner
for you.

Antoinette.

Thank you.

Oh, please, Mr. Gordon,
come in. Sit.

Is everything satisfactory,
Mr. Gordon? Hmm?

Oh...yeah.

Mr. West?

One thing about you,
Dr. Loveless,

you do have style.

I try, Mr. West.

I try.

Artie, would you pass
the butter, please?

Oh, uh...

Would you like
some butter?

Miguelito.

Antoinette,
you've outdone yourself.

Wild duck in orange sauce.

Scrumptious.

Mr. Gordon.
Hmm?

Aren't you even going
to try some of my duck?

Uh, no, thank you.

Afraid to take a chance,
Mr. Gordon?

Oh, please, Mr. Gordon, enjoy
your food. It's quite tasty...

and harmless.

Mr. West,
you are the proof

that I have found
the means to the end.

Now, picture, if you will,
a world of people

as small as you are now

with me the lord and master.

Frightening.

Not at all.
It'll be quite glorious.

Once again, the birds and bees
can fly and hum in peace,

the animals can play
in the sun

without fearing
the great white hunter,

and man can relax.

No more worries about power,
wealth or wars.

He will have found
his Garden of Eden.

If I remember correctly, there
was a snake in that garden.

Very clever,
Mr. Gordon.

I knew
you'd appreciate it.

The balance of nature
will be restored.

I, Dr. Miguelito Loveless,
will do this.

I doubt it.

What does that mean?

The best laid plans
of mice and men.

Don't be absurd.
I am a genius.

You'll never pull it off.

I will so.

History
is against you...

your history.

Get to the point, Mr. West.

Three times you've tried,

and three times
you've failed.

And you will fail again.

It's not your fault.
You're just unlucky.

Be quiet, Mr. Gordon.

Each time I failed before,
Mr. West,

it was only because of you.

But now you are no more
than a little fly

buzzing round a honey pot.

But if you buzz around me...

Goodbye, Mr. West.

You have a point.

Indeed I have.

What can we do?

Eat our dinner.

Jim.

Tomorrow's the third day.

I just can't sit around
and wait for it.

Now, Mr. West,

have you ever been
a tenpin?

We've been waiting for you,
Mr. West.

I knew a resourceful
young man like you

would overcome minor obstacles
to get here.

But now,
Mr. James west,

the moment of truth
has arrived.

Now, don't be afraid,
Mr. West.

She's only a plain, little,
everyday pussycat.

We've gone as far as we can,
the three of us.

There's only room for one
in my new world...

my glorious new world.

Oh, that's a good boy, Mr. West.
Now, don't move.

Pussycat hasn't had
her dinner yet.

Antoinette,
look at that pussycat.

Isn't she the cutest thing?
Mm-hmm.

I could just
cuddle her to pieces.

Sic him, pussycat.
Sic him.

Jim!

Oh, come back!

Oh, come back, you...

Oh, you fraidy cat!

And you-
You, Mr. Gordon.

You didn't play fair.
You cheated.

A weakness.
So sue me.

Well done,
Mr. West.

Too bad
it was all in vain.

Here it is:

your life's blood.

One drop of this
and you can be a man again.

One drop
that you'll never get.

Get West! Get him!

Get him. K-kill him.
You've gotta kill him!

Get West!

Hurry. Hurry.

Hurry!

You all right?

Yeah, but I have
felt better.

Loveless.

I was wrong.

He still surprises me.

Yeah.

Well, here goes nothing.

You mean everything.

You're forgetting
Chawtaw, huh?

You would remind me.
Mm-hmm.

Ho-ho! Just like
a jack-in-the-box!

If we hurry, we can still
get you to your wedding on time.

You know, we still have
half a day left.