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I-I told Anna
that I wasn't ready yet.
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But what if that was
just an excuse?
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What if I'm never ready?
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I mean,
th-that's crazy, right?
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I mean, I wasn't ready yet.
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I mean, an intimate
relationship?
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I just-- I need to get
to know myself better.
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That's a goal.[crowd cheering]
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Yeah. That is a goal, Ben.
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No, Wade.
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That was a goal. You missed it.
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Oh. Goal! Blue team!
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Orange.Goal!
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Orange team![mouths]
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Poor Wade is really taking
this breakup pretty badly, huh?
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Yeah.
He won't stop
talking about it.
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Yeah, do you think
it's insensitive of me
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as his best friend to tell
him to put a cork in it?
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If I have to listen to him
say one more time,
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[imitating Wade]:
"Oh, come on.
What was I thinking?
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"Ah, she w--
she was wonderful.
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Come on, Wade."
[chuckles]
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That impression
was spot-on.
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"Well, thank you very much."
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[regular accent]:
No-- Oh, see? I just went Elvis.
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Yeah. Yeah, that was Elvis.Almost had it.
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Michelle, you all right?
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Yeah, just a stitch
in my side.
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BEN:
All right, girls,
that's game!
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Bring it in![whistle blows]
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Hey.
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You sure you're all right?
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Okay, that place
that you're clutching,
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that could be appendicitis,
gallbladder or a spleen thing.
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Or it could be nothing at all.
I'm okay.
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[retches]
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She's throwing up in a bag.
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No, I'm not.
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Let me see the bag.
No!
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I'm okay.
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Okay, we should go
to the hospital.
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Yeah. Good idea. Come on.Yeah.
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We're not going to the hospital.
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I still have to do
the donut holes
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and the rest
of the Go-Gurts and--
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Oh, my God, this is
the worst pain I've ever had.
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Pass me the Go-Gurts!
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Let's go.Come on, get out of here.
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We got you--
Oh, we're gonna need more bags!
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Bags!FORREST:
Got it. I'm on it.
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BEN: Come on, kids. Let's go.Bags, bags, bag...
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Uh-- Uh-oh.
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There's bags in the bag
she threw up in.
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She threw up on the bags.
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Easy.I'm being easy.
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BEN: Kids, your
mama's home.
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[kids cheer]
Mm.
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You okay?
Mm-hmm.
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Ooh, no, no.
Don't squish Mommy.
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Thank you.Gentle. Oh, sure.
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Oh.Just... [stammers] Careful.
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Oh, babe-- Oh.
Let me give that to Daddy.
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Did they really take out
your gallbladder?
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Yes.Can I have it?
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No. But I brought you
a green Jell-O.
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Score!
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Noah, share
with everyone, please.
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Let me take that from you.
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Oh, sure. Yeah.Thank you, Delia.
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I knew something was wrong,
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and I was too scared
to find out what it was.
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She was a pit bull
in that hospital.
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You should've
heard her yelling
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at all the doctors and nurses.
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DELIA: Well, no,
the nurse clearly
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did not know
how to insert a catheter.
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So, luckily,
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I'm a doctor.
Okay.
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You're a pediatrician.
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Whatever.
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Pee-holes are pee-holes.
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WADE: I mean, we were
just having dinners out
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every single night.
I was just-- I felt so good.
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It was like
we were at the top
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of a roller-coaster
and my hands
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were up in the air
and I was screaming,
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"Ha!"
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She really likes
chicken cacciatore.
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I mean, how many people
like that still?
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I mean, I love
chili out of a can.
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And so does she.
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I really wanted
to put myself out there,
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but then I think, you know,
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maybe I shouldn't have
put myself out there.
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But if I don't put
myself out there,
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how will I know
if I'm ready?
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I'm tied up in knots. Ugh!
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[sighs]
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Wade, I feel like it,
you know, was yesterday,
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we couldn't get you to open up
in these meetings.
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I miss those days.[laughter]
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WADE: I know. I just really
have to sort this out.
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How will I know if I'm ready
for a serious relationship?
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EMMA:
I can help you with that.
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You're not.
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I made the same mistake
when Phil died.
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You were in a committed
and caring relationship
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for what, 20 years?
Yeah.
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And you think going out
on a couple of dates
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is gonna fill that hole
that you feel?
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[chuckles]: You're always
gonna wind up disappointed.
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Wade, you have to get out there
and just bang one out.
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EMMA:
Or two.
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Or three.
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I like eager strangers.
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You can find them anywhere.
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The gym's a good spot.
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Wade, listen. Trust me.
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It is gonna feel so good to you
when you just find some woman
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that you just want to...Uh...
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Uh, Natalie? Can I help you?
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Nope. Just lost my retainer
somewhere in here.
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You know. Just keep talking.
Not even listening.
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Your retainer is in your mouth.
I can see it.
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[laughter]Oh. That's where it is.
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Go.
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Faster.
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Oh, my God.EMMA:
We're just saying,
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get out there and have some fun.
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That's what we did.
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Mm-hmm.
Yes.
Yeah.
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In time, you'll be ready
for something deeper.
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CAROLINE: Or not. It's
been four years for me,
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and I am still really enjoying
the bang out a quick one phase.
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[chuckles]I mean, not too
quick. You know...
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[laughter]I'm a lady.
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WADE:
I hear you. And it
makes perfect sense.
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I'm just not really
the "bang one out" kind of guy.
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Luckily for me,
I've got a lot of work to do.
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That's where I get
my best thinking done.
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Yeah. Because that's what women
are really looking for, Wade.
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A thinker.
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[women chuckling]
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You've got to make
her stay in bed.
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If she has to go to the
bathroom, you should take her.
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I can make it to the bathroom
myself, thanks.
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What about foods? Soft stuff?
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Actually, high
fiber, low fat.
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Density is not gonna
be your friend.
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I'd get a stool softener.
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Okay, my stool is good.
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And again, thank you so much.
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And tell Forrest hi
when you get home now.
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Do not let her do
any heavy lifting.
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In fact, you know what, Ben?
No lifting at all.
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Am I a ghost?
Do people not hear me?
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Of course we hear you, honey.Yeah.
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You just got to take it easy.Take it easy?
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I've got four kids. I've got
laundry to do, beds to make,
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hair to braid, meals to cook.
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And yelling alone
is a full-time job.
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And Monday
is picture day
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and Sahai
has outgrown
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all her nice clothes.
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Okay. Michelle, Michelle,
you have got to relax.
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Ben and I are gonna
take care of everything.
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I'm gonna look
after the house,
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I'm gonna feed the kids.You will fail.
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You're on drugs, so I'm just
gonna shrug that off.
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Ben, you're gonna take care
of clothes and hair.
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Got it. I'll take Sahai
to Dillard's in the morning.
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Dillard's? Are we rich?
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What? Are you gonna have your
butler drive you to Dillard's?
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[chuckles]: Honey,
where would you like me to go?
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The same place
we've been going for years.
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Right.
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The Young Tomorrow
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outlet store.Outlet store! I knew that.
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Uh, Ben, check the website
for discount codes.
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And there's free parking in the
lot behind the North Face store!
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And Dick's Sporting Goods
has one dollar hot dogs!
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[tongue clicking]
Hurts to yell, doesn't it?
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No.
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Can I have another pill?No.
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I'm glad everything is okay with
Michelle. That was really scary.
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Yeah, sure was.
Hey, what about you?
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You okay?
I will be.
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My crew is off today,
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so I get the whole day to
myself to just dig holes
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and figure stuff out.
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[chuckles] Yeah,
we're different, you and I.
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Yeah.
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Hey, thanks for
bringing over breakfast.
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Of course.I got a big day ahead of me.
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I got to take Sahai shopping,
which means I got to take
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all the kids
with me. Ooh!
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Ben, you know,
since you're going already,
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would you mind
taking Addie with you?
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I was thinking about
maybe trying to
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squeeze in a nap,
go down to The Y, have a shvitz.
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Forrest, I'm already taking four
kids. You want to make it five
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so that you can go have a...
have a what?
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[laughs]:
A shvitz, dude. A steam bath.
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You know I had that sinus thing
last year. [sniffles]
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Oh, man, I actually need clothes
for picture day, too.
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Well, I'm sure Grace has
some old stuff you could wear.
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He did not mean that, Natalie.
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Wha...FORREST:
Hey.
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Ben can take you guys. Right?
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You can take them.
You're already taking five.
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What's two more?
Seven!
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How about you take
the girls to the mall,
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and I stay home with the little
ones and take care of my wife
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with the fresh
surgical incision?
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Oh, wow.
W-- You're playing that card?
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Yes.
Wow. All right, great.
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So I'm going to the mall
with four tween girls, huh?
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It's not in my comfort zone.
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Yeah. This is gonna be
so interesting.
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I don't want to stay
with the little kids.
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Well, then you can go to the
mall. Those are your options.
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Can we at least go to the mall
with the sword store?
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I keep telling you,
you dreamt that.
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It seemed so real.
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Can I go to work with Wade?
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I don't think you would
enjoy that, kiddo.
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But all you do
is play in the dirt.
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Well, I have
a degree in botany
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and I spent years
studying design.
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But, yeah, basically.
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BEN:
♪ Over, under
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♪ Back again
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♪ Left strand, right strand,
bring it in. ♪
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That's it. Let's go.
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♪ Over, under, back again
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♪ Left strand, right strand...
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And your hair's totally
not braided. [grumbles]
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Okay, um, I just finished
my third load of laundry.
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And I'm not even halfway done.
How's it going in here?
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Bad. Really bad.
I'm no match for this hair.
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The strands are
just so tiny,
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and my fingers
are like big sausages.
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Alexa, call Michelle.
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ALEXA:
Calling Michelle's mobile.
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[line rings, Delia mouths]
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MICHELLE: Hello?Hey, Michelle!
247
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Is everything okay?
248
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Oh, it's so good. So great.
249
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Then why did you call?[scoffs] No reason.
250
00:08:36,733 --> 00:08:38,518
Alexa, hang up.[line beeps]
251
00:08:38,561 --> 00:08:40,345
You listen to me
and you listen good.
252
00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:41,956
That woman has a belly
full of stitches,
253
00:08:41,999 --> 00:08:44,480
and she needs to stay
in bed and to rest.
254
00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:48,919
So you need to man up and braid
this little girl's hair.
255
00:08:48,963 --> 00:08:50,530
Yes, ma'am.Okay, I'm gonna go do
256
00:08:50,573 --> 00:08:53,184
a load of laundry and then I got
to get to the grocery store.
257
00:08:53,228 --> 00:08:55,752
Oh, and I'm trying to get Kai
to focus on his art project,
258
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but that's [blows raspberry]
impossible.
259
00:08:57,624 --> 00:08:59,321
You didn't leave him alone
with the art supplies, did you?
260
00:08:59,364 --> 00:09:01,541
Is that bad?
261
00:09:03,151 --> 00:09:05,457
Could be.
262
00:09:05,501 --> 00:09:06,720
[phone vibrating]
263
00:09:06,763 --> 00:09:08,591
[whispers]:
It's Michelle.
264
00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:10,158
[stammers]
265
00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:13,683
[low voice]:
Hey, baby.
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MICHELLE:
Did Delia just hang up on me?
267
00:09:15,729 --> 00:09:18,253
Is something wrong?[regular voice]:
No! Everything is cool.
268
00:09:18,296 --> 00:09:20,690
Real cool.
We're shaking it-- we're Fonzie.
269
00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:22,518
Everything's shaking out.
It's all good.
270
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,607
Ooh.
MICHELLE:
Okay.
271
00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:26,217
Well, do I smell
fabric softener?
272
00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:27,479
Maybe.
273
00:09:27,523 --> 00:09:29,481
Well, if I smell it,
you're using too much.
274
00:09:29,525 --> 00:09:31,701
Okay. I'll just rewash
everything. [stifled sob]
275
00:09:31,745 --> 00:09:34,138
No, why don't I just come down
there and make sure y'all...
276
00:09:34,182 --> 00:09:35,879
No!No! Everything's cool, baby.
277
00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:37,664
The braids are done.
278
00:09:37,707 --> 00:09:39,840
High five, Zoe.[mouths]
279
00:09:40,884 --> 00:09:42,451
Okay. Bye-bye.
280
00:09:43,495 --> 00:09:45,497
Alexa,
281
00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:48,805
how do you get permanent
marker off of skin?
282
00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:55,029
[grunts]Why do you need so
many kinds of shovels?
283
00:09:55,072 --> 00:09:58,467
They each do a different job.
284
00:09:58,510 --> 00:10:00,643
One's for digging,
one's for spreading,
285
00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:03,820
and the other one is serrated
to cut through roots.
286
00:10:03,864 --> 00:10:04,995
What is fertilizer?
287
00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:08,956
Fertilizer is cow poop.
288
00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:11,262
Yeah.Are all plants
carnivorous?
289
00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:14,744
You know, Noah, if you think
about that question
290
00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:18,705
for just a second,
I think you'll know the answer.
291
00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:21,142
Yes. Yes, they are.
292
00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:23,710
No. No, they're not.
293
00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:27,757
But a squirrel can climb a tree,
and if it falls into a hole
294
00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:31,065
in the tree and dies, the tree
will digest the squirrel,
295
00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:32,544
so technically,
296
00:10:32,588 --> 00:10:34,068
that makes it a carnivore.
297
00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:36,157
Or it could be an omnivore.
298
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:39,160
Which is what I am.
I don't really care for salads.
299
00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:43,599
Noah, buddy, I think
that you are super interesting,
300
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:44,905
but I am just really
301
00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:47,168
trying to focus today.
I've got some, uh,
302
00:10:47,211 --> 00:10:48,909
some grown-up problems
that I'm trying to work out.
303
00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:51,520
Ah. Yeah. About that lady.
304
00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:53,435
My dad says
you keep going
305
00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:54,741
on and on about it.
306
00:10:54,784 --> 00:10:57,569
Yeah, well, not anymore.
307
00:10:57,613 --> 00:10:59,093
Good.
308
00:10:59,136 --> 00:11:00,703
'Cause it's irritating
when people don't know
309
00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:01,704
when to be quiet
310
00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:04,707
and just talk and talk
311
00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:07,362
and talk...Hey, buddy, guess what.
312
00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:10,495
I have a job for you.
313
00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:12,367
You see that spot
way over there?
314
00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:14,848
I want you to dig a hole
with this shovel,
315
00:11:14,891 --> 00:11:19,069
and when you're done, I want you
to fill it in with this shovel.
316
00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:20,375
I'll be learning
two different shovel skills.
317
00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:22,769
Yes, you will. Go.
318
00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:26,076
♪
319
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,295
Keep going.
320
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:29,993
Keep going.
321
00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:32,430
[gasps] Sahai.
322
00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:34,258
Oh, my God.
323
00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:36,304
Do you think these
will look good on me?
324
00:11:36,347 --> 00:11:38,610
GRACE: Oh, those would
look so good on you.
325
00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:41,265
Forrest.[gasps] Yeah?
326
00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:43,790
You know, you don't have to
follow us around, right?
327
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:46,270
I don't?No.
328
00:11:46,314 --> 00:11:48,795
Oh. Well, I've literally
never done this before, so...
329
00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:52,015
My mom always
takes me shopping...Yeah.
330
00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:55,018
...and picks out my clothes,
and tells me if they fit.Yeah.
331
00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:57,455
I just zone out,
and the next thing I know,
I'm back in the car.
332
00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:58,587
It's so cute.
333
00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:00,545
You should go sit
on the dad bench.
334
00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:02,765
There's a dad bench, huh?
335
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:05,115
[over speakers]: ♪ This is
what we came here for ♪
336
00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:06,856
♪ I'm coming out 'cause all the
girls and boys want more... ♪
337
00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:08,553
[clears throat]
338
00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:10,947
[sighs]
339
00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:12,209
How 'bout them
Tar Heels?
340
00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:13,820
Oh, yeah. [laughs]
341
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:15,430
Oh, what about them?
342
00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:17,040
Mm.
Oh, God.
343
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:18,955
ACC's pretty stacked.
344
00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:20,565
Think they can take it?
345
00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:21,610
Uh...
346
00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:29,923
[exhales]
347
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:32,969
Those are not my people.
348
00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:35,798
I'm getting this. Boom.
349
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:38,453
Two down, and then
all of this to go.
350
00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:41,630
Whew. Why do you
have so much hair?
351
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:43,763
So I've been scrubbing
that boy's face for a half hour,
352
00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:46,374
and that marker's not coming
off, and it's taking a real toll
353
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,245
on our friendship.That sucks because
354
00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:49,986
tomorrow is picture day,
and Michelle's gonna flip out.
355
00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:51,509
No, she's not,
356
00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:53,424
because she's not going
to see him that way,
357
00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:54,817
because I'm going
to get her makeup,
358
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,514
I'm going to cover it up,
359
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:58,125
right after I'm done
rewashing the sheets,
360
00:12:58,168 --> 00:13:00,518
and I'm gonna run to the grocery
store to get dinner started.
361
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:04,218
Kai's got the marker again.Kai, for the love of God!
362
00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:07,482
Uh, Grace, what
do you think?
363
00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:10,137
Oh, oh, my gosh, Natalie,
that is so cute.
364
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:12,443
I like it.I love the colors.
365
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,358
Yeah...
366
00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:16,143
What?No, it's...
367
00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:17,057
Nothing. Please, you guys
368
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,581
do your thing.No, no, what?
369
00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:21,104
Uh, I don't know.
It just-- it seems to me
370
00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:22,105
that the waist is too high.
371
00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:24,107
It cuts you off.
If I were you,
372
00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:25,892
I'd find something
that cinches at the hip.
373
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:28,111
You think?
Totally.
374
00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:29,765
And with your complexion,
375
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,288
you should be
in cooler tones.
376
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:33,769
Wintry blues, grays.
377
00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:38,295
Oh, my God, I think he's right.
378
00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:39,688
What do you think?
379
00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,386
I like it.
380
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:44,127
Pair it with that
floral print skirt right there,
381
00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:45,302
and I love it.
382
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:48,131
No way.
383
00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:49,872
Way.ADDIE: Oh, my God.
384
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:50,917
Dad, it works.
385
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,179
Yeah.
386
00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:53,658
Why are we surprised?
I mean, look at him.
387
00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:54,921
He's always so perfectly
put together.
388
00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:57,445
Yeah.Shut your stupid faces.
389
00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:58,968
What? Shut up.
390
00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:00,578
[laughter]No, no, no, look at his cuffs.
391
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:02,015
No, come on, stop.They always match.
392
00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:04,147
Seriously, you guys
are embarrassing me. Stop it.
393
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:06,846
Have you seen my socks, though?
Look at these.
394
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:08,369
[excited chatter]What?! Stop it!
395
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:10,675
Shut up! Shut up!
[chuckles]Okay.
396
00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:12,155
Can you find outfits
for all of us?
397
00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:14,592
Yes.No, me first.
Okay, what do you think?
398
00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:16,507
How do you feel
about jumpsuits?Not mad at them.
399
00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:18,379
FORREST:
Right over here.
400
00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:20,903
My hole is fantastic.
401
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,731
You can't even tell
I ever dug it.
402
00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:24,559
Great. I need five more
just like it.
403
00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:25,908
I need to pee.
404
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,040
Well, I'm afraid
405
00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:28,128
you're gonna have to use
the porta-potty.
406
00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:31,479
I've never used
one of those before.
407
00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:33,655
It's like a little house.
408
00:14:33,698 --> 00:14:36,049
[chuckles]
Yeah, I guess it is.
409
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:38,312
[grunts]
410
00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:46,407
[quiet rummaging]
411
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:47,843
Delia.
412
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,193
What are you doing
in my bathroom?
413
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:53,936
[shushing]
414
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,591
Stop shushing me.
Why are you up here?
415
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:57,809
Is there a problem?
416
00:14:57,853 --> 00:14:58,985
No, I just--
I had to get some little,
417
00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:00,638
you know, rubber bands
for Zoe's hair,
418
00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:02,118
but, you know, it's fine,
everything's fine.
419
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:03,380
There's no problems. Okay, okay.
420
00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:04,947
What about the shopping?Uh, it's done.
421
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:05,948
Dinner?
Done.
422
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:07,950
Laundry?It's done. It's redone.
423
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:10,344
Done and redone.
Everything's done. [chuckles]
424
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:12,302
So everything got done
while I lay here in bed?Yeah.
425
00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:14,826
So you could just
rest, relax, heal,
426
00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:16,916
take a load off. Okay.
427
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,178
Great.
428
00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:20,310
I have to admit,
429
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,834
I thought the house
would fall apart without me,
430
00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:24,445
but it didn't.
431
00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:30,190
I mean, obviously,
it's been, it's been hard.
432
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:32,932
I mean, you know, obviously.No.
433
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:35,325
You said so yourself,
everybody's fine without me.
434
00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:37,284
It's great.
Oh.
435
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:39,329
Just lay here and do nothing.
436
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:41,114
Michelle.
437
00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:45,553
Want, like, a book?
438
00:15:52,516 --> 00:15:54,083
Delia.
439
00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:55,955
Now, I know it's early,
but the rest of the contestants
440
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:58,000
for Father of the Year
can suck it.
441
00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:00,916
Look at these braids.
It's in the bag.
442
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,178
Wow.
443
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:04,050
So, Ben,
444
00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:06,052
this is hard for me.
I think I was wrong.
445
00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:08,054
I mean, I thought
446
00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:10,099
Michelle might relax
if she could see
447
00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:11,971
that we can get along
without her,
448
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:14,060
but it might be killing her.
449
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:16,279
Uh-oh.
450
00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:17,802
She go all quiet on you?
451
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:19,413
And then some.
452
00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:21,023
Oh, man, that's bad.
453
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,155
Very bad.
454
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,636
We need to make her
feel needed.
455
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:26,942
How?
Uh...
456
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,204
I'm gonna
screw up dinner.
457
00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:29,423
Okay.
458
00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:31,207
And, Ben...
459
00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:33,079
Don't say it.
460
00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:36,952
You're gonna take out
those beautiful little braids.
461
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,867
My braids?
Yeah.
462
00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:44,916
Here, kid,
knock yourself out.
463
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:51,706
You know what I wish?
464
00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:55,101
I wish that I could be
more like you, Noah.
465
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:56,928
Just live in the moment.
466
00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:58,930
Throw your penny in the well.
467
00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:01,672
[sighs]
468
00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:03,326
[penny plops]
469
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:08,201
I wish for a dragon.
470
00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:09,463
[penny plops]
471
00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:11,204
Okay, I'm out
of change.
472
00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:12,944
Hey, buddy, you want
to help me get the rest
473
00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:14,772
of these trees in the ground?
Let me grab my plants.
474
00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:17,036
We should just put a tree there.
475
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:19,038
Yeah, you can't just put a tree
wherever you want to, kiddo.
476
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:20,474
Isn't that a good place
for a tree?
477
00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:22,302
Well, that's not the point.
When you're a grown-up,
478
00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:24,304
you got to make plans
and you got to stick to them.
479
00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:26,088
That's dumb.
Maybe,
480
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:28,047
but it keeps you
from making mistakes.
481
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,613
Who cares about
making mistakes?
482
00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:31,180
I make 'em all the time.
483
00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:34,053
We just threw six dollars
in a toilet.
484
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:38,013
We did, didn't we?
485
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,797
And it felt good.
486
00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:41,886
So we're gonna
plant the tree there?
487
00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:44,846
Yeah. Yes, we are.
488
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:46,326
All right.
489
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:48,371
And then we can
go get me a sword.
490
00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:49,503
I've got
something better.
491
00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:51,026
I'm gonna get you
your own shovel.
492
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,072
That wishing well is terrible.
493
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:54,464
Okay. I think we're ready.
494
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:55,552
Indeed.
495
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:01,645
Wait for it.
496
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,082
MICHELLE: Is something
burning down there?
497
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,867
Dang it, y-you caught me.
498
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:08,348
Uh, something's happened
to dinner.
499
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:11,829
[quietly]:
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
500
00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:13,135
DELIA:
I'm so sorry.
501
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:15,355
I just-- I don't know
what to do.
502
00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:17,618
MICHELLE:
It's okay.
503
00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:19,489
I got a frozen casserole.
I'll tell you how to heat it.
504
00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:24,146
Three, two, one.
505
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:25,626
MICHELLE:
Oh, my God!
506
00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:27,236
Kai, what happened
to your face?[laughing]
507
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:29,108
Who gave you a marker?
508
00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:32,459
Yes! Yeah!
509
00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:34,678
I am so sorry.
510
00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,376
I just didn't
want you to worry
511
00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:39,030
because you really
need to relax.
512
00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:42,382
Do I look relaxed?
This is not relaxing.
513
00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:46,168
I guess I underestimated how
much everybody depends on you.
514
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:47,256
Well, I guess you did.
515
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,171
Yes, I did.
516
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:50,607
Uh, baby?
517
00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:52,174
I may need your help.
518
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:53,871
You may?
519
00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:56,178
Come here, baby girl.
I'll fix you up.
520
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:57,875
Can you bring the
laundry up here?
521
00:18:57,919 --> 00:18:59,834
I can fold it after
I fix this hair.
522
00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:01,618
If it's okay with my doctor.
523
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:02,837
Mm-hmm. It's fine.
524
00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:06,232
If she pops her stitches
braiding that girl's hair,
525
00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:07,276
I will never forgive myself.
526
00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:10,497
[door closes]FORREST: Michelle!
527
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:13,326
Hey, check out Sahai's new
outfit. Guess who picked it out.
528
00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:14,762
This guy.
529
00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:16,590
[loudly]: Forrest, that is
absolutely hideous.
530
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:18,592
Michelle's gonna hate it.
What were you thinking?
531
00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:20,594
[quietly]:
You look so beautiful!
532
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:23,118
[loudly]: You got to get it
out of here. Blah! Ugh!
533
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,294
[quietly]:
Love it. It's so pretty.
534
00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:28,123
[loudly]: Ah, I'm such
a stupid piece of crap.
535
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,124
[whispering]:
What are we doing?
536
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,647
[sighs]
537
00:19:30,691 --> 00:19:32,780
FORREST:
Look, check this out.
538
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:34,825
What's this?
What's that?
539
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:36,218
It's just a cashmere scarf
540
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,264
that's gonna go great
with your off-gray peacoat.
541
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:40,179
Or it doubles as a wrap
542
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:42,659
for that sheath dress you love.You listen to me.
543
00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:45,009
You are picking out my clothes
from now on.
544
00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:46,315
I have a gift.[door opens]
545
00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:48,622
WADE: Wow, Noah, that was
such an awesome day.
546
00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:50,145
Can we do that
again sometime?
547
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,190
Okay.
548
00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:54,018
Classic high five.
549
00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:55,759
So you survived the day?WADE: I did.
550
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:57,631
That Noah is a pretty wise kid.
551
00:19:57,674 --> 00:19:59,850
Yeah. Really?
552
00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:02,070
Yeah. He taught me something.
553
00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:03,767
Thinking too much is dumb.
554
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:09,686
[sighs]
555
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:12,820
Like I said, sometimes
you got to just...
556
00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:15,039
bang one out.
557
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:17,041
I didn't see the wisdom
of it until just now.
558
00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:24,919
I should probably go.
I mean, I'd love to stay, but...Okay. Oh.
559
00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:26,660
So, Wade, listen, we're good.Yeah.
560
00:20:26,703 --> 00:20:29,053
Yeah, I mean, you should
probably just hit the road.
561
00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:32,056
Okay. Um, I had
a lovely time.
562
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,101
Oh, me, too.
563
00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:34,450
Okay.
Yeah.
564
00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:36,017
Yeah.
565
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:37,975
You should probably go
before it gets weird.
566
00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:39,107
Yeah, just...Yeah, roger that.
Yeah, okay.
567
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:41,718
[sighs]
568
00:20:41,762 --> 00:20:43,285
Um...
569
00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:45,331
Oh, that was a while.
570
00:20:45,374 --> 00:20:48,334
Hey. You did good.
571
00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:50,684
Thank you.
572
00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:52,207
How-how good?
573
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:56,429
You know what? Never mind.
574
00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:59,606
Yeah.Yeah.
575
00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:12,836
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