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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,788 --> 00:00:26,199 "City Sensation." 2 00:00:26,333 --> 00:00:30,133 "During the past seven weeks, thousands of British housewives 3 00:00:30,382 --> 00:00:33,625 "have been swindled by crooked stock salesmen." 4 00:00:33,846 --> 00:00:38,613 Now, why is the confidence trickster, or bunco artist, always with us? 5 00:00:38,897 --> 00:00:42,982 Mostly because respectable people are fundamentally dishonest. 6 00:00:43,239 --> 00:00:46,243 They are. When they're offered an outrageous bargain, 7 00:00:46,453 --> 00:00:51,619 does it occur to them that anything that looks so much like a steal probably is? 8 00:00:51,921 --> 00:00:54,447 They're so anxious to make a fast buck, 9 00:00:54,635 --> 00:00:57,639 they don't care if the deal is a little shady. 10 00:00:57,849 --> 00:01:00,455 - Well? - Miss Yarmouth sends her apologies. 11 00:01:00,646 --> 00:01:03,889 But they've asked her to wait. She'll be another hour. 12 00:01:04,110 --> 00:01:08,081 Another hour? What's going on in there, an audition or a marathon? 13 00:01:08,326 --> 00:01:10,294 Oh, sir, that is the theatre. 14 00:01:10,455 --> 00:01:14,665 Unpredictable, capricious, magnificent and tyrannical. 15 00:01:14,922 --> 00:01:19,086 - All the world's a stage. - All the men and women merely players. 16 00:01:19,347 --> 00:01:23,397 - Haven't I seen you in motion pictures? - I hardly think it's likely. 17 00:01:23,646 --> 00:01:26,729 I've got it. You're the famous Simon Templar. 18 00:02:47,551 --> 00:02:49,679 - Good morning. - Good morning. 19 00:02:50,848 --> 00:02:54,978 I haven't booked, but could I have a room and bath for tonight? 20 00:02:55,231 --> 00:02:58,075 Certainly. We have no private bathrooms, 21 00:02:58,279 --> 00:03:01,965 but I can give you a room at the back, overlooking the garden. 22 00:03:02,202 --> 00:03:05,684 - That would be lovely. - Sign the register, please. 23 00:03:08,214 --> 00:03:12,663 We're not very full at this time of year. Ours is mostly a summer trade. 24 00:03:12,931 --> 00:03:16,219 Boston? You are a long way from home, Mrs Wade. 25 00:03:16,437 --> 00:03:20,965 Geographically, yes, but my spiritual home will always be England. 26 00:03:21,237 --> 00:03:24,639 - Oh, really? - Mm. Those marvellous old churches. 27 00:03:24,869 --> 00:03:28,954 The one here is particularly lovely. What's the name of your vicar? 28 00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:32,339 Stone. The Reverend Basil Stone. May I take your suitcase? 29 00:03:32,550 --> 00:03:35,156 Thank you. I simply can't wait to meet him. 30 00:03:35,347 --> 00:03:38,590 - Really? - I'm so impressed by British people. 31 00:03:38,811 --> 00:03:41,894 - Oh, why? - Well, your historical background. 32 00:03:42,109 --> 00:03:46,194 The way you preserve your great old monuments of the past. 33 00:03:46,450 --> 00:03:51,456 What I mean is, all you have to do is step inside the door of Westminster Abbey 34 00:03:51,752 --> 00:03:54,915 and, I mean, don't you simply choke up? 35 00:03:56,135 --> 00:04:00,265 I don't get up to London very often. Shall I show you your room? 36 00:04:00,518 --> 00:04:02,725 - Thank you. - This way. 37 00:04:07,656 --> 00:04:09,977 Jean's doing an audition today. 38 00:04:10,161 --> 00:04:12,323 - Oh, really? - A new play. 39 00:04:12,498 --> 00:04:14,865 All about sex, insanity and murder. 40 00:04:15,045 --> 00:04:18,606 - Sometimes that's life, Sophie. - I don't see any of it. 41 00:04:18,843 --> 00:04:23,644 Really, Vicar, this suit, it's been to 12 annual conferences. 42 00:04:23,936 --> 00:04:27,782 - It could get there alone. - We clothe ourselves in humility. 43 00:04:28,027 --> 00:04:31,634 Excuse me. Do you mind if I look around your beautiful old church? 44 00:04:31,867 --> 00:04:36,316 By all means. I would show you round, but I have to catch the London train. 45 00:04:36,584 --> 00:04:40,145 - Don't apologise. - Mrs Yarmouth is my acting secretary. 46 00:04:40,383 --> 00:04:42,829 She'll be glad to answer any questions. 47 00:04:43,013 --> 00:04:47,302 Thank you, but for the moment, I'd prefer to look around by myself. 48 00:04:49,024 --> 00:04:51,709 - American? - Sounds like it. 49 00:04:51,904 --> 00:04:55,033 Well, now, before I go, erm... 50 00:04:55,244 --> 00:05:00,045 Oh, yes. I've signed one or two blank cheques and put them in the top drawer. 51 00:05:00,336 --> 00:05:03,465 You'll have to pay Creighton for the plastering. 52 00:05:03,676 --> 00:05:07,237 - I expect the plumber's bill, too. - I'll see to everything. 53 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:09,522 As you have done these 20 years. 54 00:05:09,687 --> 00:05:13,578 - Well, is that about it? - I think so. 55 00:05:13,819 --> 00:05:17,790 Another cheque for the restoration fund this morning. �11. 56 00:05:18,036 --> 00:05:20,243 At last we're over the 6,000 mark. 57 00:05:20,415 --> 00:05:23,976 Excellent. Well, I must be going. I'll see you in a week. 58 00:05:24,214 --> 00:05:28,264 - Enjoy yourself, Vicar. - Oh, Sophie, my dear, I'm so sorry. 59 00:05:28,513 --> 00:05:32,882 - I'll miss your birthday on Saturday. - Oh, I wish I could miss it. 60 00:05:33,147 --> 00:05:37,436 Don't worry about me. Jean's coming down from London for the weekend. 61 00:05:37,697 --> 00:05:39,904 Do you think Jean will ever be a star? 62 00:05:40,076 --> 00:05:45,162 I don't know, Vicar. I suppose the important thing is that she thinks so. 63 00:05:45,461 --> 00:05:47,509 (Chuckles) Bless her. 64 00:06:11,050 --> 00:06:13,656 Simon, I'm sorry to have kept you waiting. 65 00:06:13,847 --> 00:06:16,737 - It's all right. How did it go? - I was marvellous. 66 00:06:16,936 --> 00:06:20,145 - Good for you. - No, really. It's a sensational part. 67 00:06:20,358 --> 00:06:23,487 I go insane in act two. I yell and scream and carry on. 68 00:06:23,698 --> 00:06:26,383 Then I put three bullets through my husband's heart. 69 00:06:26,578 --> 00:06:28,819 - Want me to play the husband? - Shut up. 70 00:06:28,999 --> 00:06:31,366 I think I've got it. Wouldn't it be wonderful? 71 00:06:31,546 --> 00:06:34,470 Mother will be thrilled. I'm walking on bubbles. 72 00:06:34,676 --> 00:06:38,761 I'll buy you the best lunch in London to celebrate. Thanks for the paper. 73 00:07:12,621 --> 00:07:17,070 My name is Henderson, International Detective Agency in New York. 74 00:07:18,215 --> 00:07:20,821 Do you have a Mrs Amelia Wade staying here? 75 00:07:21,012 --> 00:07:23,982 - Yes. We have. - From Boston, Massachusetts? 76 00:07:24,184 --> 00:07:26,869 - Yes, that's right. - How did she arrive? 77 00:07:27,064 --> 00:07:29,351 - By car. - How long is she staying? 78 00:07:29,527 --> 00:07:31,575 - Just tonight. - Is she in now? 79 00:07:31,740 --> 00:07:35,586 She went out. She said something about wanting to meet the vicar. 80 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:38,357 - I think she went to the church. - Oh, no. 81 00:07:38,544 --> 00:07:42,310 - Is something the matter? - Something is very much the matter. 82 00:07:42,551 --> 00:07:46,636 Do me a favour. If Mrs Wade comes back, don't mention I've been here 83 00:07:46,893 --> 00:07:50,454 and don't show you suspect anything is wrong. It's important. 84 00:07:50,691 --> 00:07:52,898 Now, where's the police station? 85 00:07:53,071 --> 00:07:57,281 Turn right. It's second on the left at the top of the high street. 86 00:07:58,539 --> 00:08:02,828 I'm a representative of the Silas R Marin Foundation of Boston. 87 00:08:03,089 --> 00:08:07,617 We were set up by the Marin Trust to aid in the restoration of churches 88 00:08:07,890 --> 00:08:09,858 damaged either by time or war. 89 00:08:10,018 --> 00:08:13,340 For some time we've had our eye on your church here. 90 00:08:13,567 --> 00:08:14,932 Oh, really? 91 00:08:15,069 --> 00:08:18,232 - You're doing a splendid job. - Thank you. 92 00:08:18,451 --> 00:08:24,220 The late Silas Marin strongly believed the Lord helps those who help themselves. 93 00:08:24,545 --> 00:08:27,594 Well, I suppose everybody believes that. 94 00:08:27,801 --> 00:08:31,886 Ah, yes, Mrs Yarmouth, but actions speak louder than words. 95 00:08:32,142 --> 00:08:34,748 Let me make sure I have the correct figures. 96 00:08:34,939 --> 00:08:39,069 - Your objective here is �8,000? - That's correct. 97 00:08:39,322 --> 00:08:41,643 And to date, you've raised 6,000. 98 00:08:41,827 --> 00:08:46,515 It's more than that, actually. Last month's interest plus the donations. 99 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:52,039 Wonderful. You've raised over 75% of your objective and you're eligible. 100 00:08:52,346 --> 00:08:54,235 Eligible for what? 101 00:08:54,392 --> 00:08:56,998 Why, a grant from the Marin Foundation. 102 00:08:57,189 --> 00:09:01,831 Under the rules of the trust, I am empowered to donate the balance. 103 00:09:02,907 --> 00:09:04,830 Wait a moment, Mrs Wade. 104 00:09:04,995 --> 00:09:09,080 - Am I to understand that this Silas... - Marin. 105 00:09:09,336 --> 00:09:13,466 ...Marin Foundation proposes to give us �2,000? 106 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:17,565 - Exactly. - Why, I can't believe it. 107 00:09:17,810 --> 00:09:22,293 It's true. I'll give you a cheque as soon as you fulfil our requirements. 108 00:09:22,569 --> 00:09:24,014 Requirements? 109 00:09:24,155 --> 00:09:27,796 I require absolute proof that you have the �6,000. 110 00:09:28,037 --> 00:09:31,883 I can show you the books. I made the last deposit yesterday. 111 00:09:32,128 --> 00:09:36,133 Mrs Yarmouth, I'm sorry. The books aren't good enough, I'm afraid. 112 00:09:36,386 --> 00:09:41,392 - They're not? - Sorry, but I must see the actual cash. 113 00:09:41,687 --> 00:09:45,533 - But you're not serious? - I'm afraid so. 114 00:09:45,778 --> 00:09:50,466 Mr Marin himself always insisted on seeing cash in this sort of a deal. 115 00:09:50,745 --> 00:09:53,988 And he incorporated that condition in his will. 116 00:09:54,210 --> 00:09:56,178 If you came with me to the bank, 117 00:09:56,339 --> 00:09:59,786 Mr Peebles, the manager, could verify our balance. 118 00:10:00,012 --> 00:10:03,016 I know it seems strange to you, Mrs Yarmouth, 119 00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:06,356 but I don't control the Silas Marin Foundation. 120 00:10:06,566 --> 00:10:11,970 I only serve it. I must obey the rules and the rules say the actual cash. 121 00:10:13,287 --> 00:10:17,258 - But that's ridiculous. - I know Mr Marin was an eccentric. 122 00:10:17,503 --> 00:10:22,907 I admit. But then it's not every day you receive an offer of a gift of �2,000, is it? 123 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:27,751 I'm sorry, Mrs Wade. I appreciate your offer, 124 00:10:27,980 --> 00:10:31,109 but I couldn't possibly show you the actual cash. 125 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:34,369 I have to consult the vicar and the church fathers. 126 00:10:34,576 --> 00:10:38,865 I've a lot of churches to investigate, Mrs Yarmouth, and not much time. 127 00:10:39,126 --> 00:10:42,175 I'm afraid it'll have to be today or not at all. 128 00:10:42,382 --> 00:10:46,990 - It's quite impossible. - Oh, I'm honestly sorry you feel like that. 129 00:10:48,268 --> 00:10:52,193 Think it over. If you change your mind, call me at the Wellington Inn. 130 00:10:52,442 --> 00:10:55,491 I'll be leaving first thing in the morning. 131 00:11:05,383 --> 00:11:07,385 There she goes. 132 00:11:10,517 --> 00:11:12,645 Looks as though you're right, sir. 133 00:11:34,186 --> 00:11:35,551 (Knocking) 134 00:11:35,688 --> 00:11:37,258 Come in. 135 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:39,926 We'd like to talk to you, Mrs Yarmouth. 136 00:11:40,113 --> 00:11:43,674 - I was just coming over to see you. - I think I know why. 137 00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:47,758 This is Mr Henderson of the International Detective Agency. 138 00:11:48,003 --> 00:11:49,971 - How do you do? - Mrs Yarmouth. 139 00:11:50,132 --> 00:11:52,100 Go on, Mr Henderson. Tell her. 140 00:11:52,260 --> 00:11:55,742 You just had an interview with Mrs Wade of Boston. Right? 141 00:11:55,976 --> 00:12:00,061 Yes. And she made the most extraordinary proposition. 142 00:12:00,317 --> 00:12:04,367 - I knew right away... - Did she ask to see restoration funds? 143 00:12:04,616 --> 00:12:08,826 - Yes. I knew right off. - Now, let Mr Henderson explain. 144 00:12:09,083 --> 00:12:11,370 Oh. I'm sorry. 145 00:12:11,546 --> 00:12:16,347 Mrs Yarmouth, Mrs Wade is what we call a bunco artist, a confidence trickster. 146 00:12:16,639 --> 00:12:19,529 Mr Henderson followed her and came to see me. 147 00:12:19,728 --> 00:12:23,369 I was retained by the Foundation because Mrs Wade pulled this trick 148 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:26,659 on four churches in America and two in England. 149 00:12:26,866 --> 00:12:29,392 It was her plan to relieve you of the cash. 150 00:12:29,579 --> 00:12:33,789 I knew she was a crook. Charlie, can't you arrest her? 151 00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:36,731 It's not quite as easy as that, Mrs Yarmouth. 152 00:12:36,926 --> 00:12:41,375 If we arrest her now, we'll find she has the �2,000 she offered you on her. 153 00:12:41,643 --> 00:12:44,965 To get a conviction for attempted fraud is difficult. 154 00:12:45,191 --> 00:12:49,037 - We've got to catch her in the act. - And put her behind bars. 155 00:12:49,282 --> 00:12:51,933 - So we need your help. - What am I to do? 156 00:12:52,121 --> 00:12:54,727 You turned her down flat, did you? 157 00:12:54,917 --> 00:12:57,238 I'm not a fool, Mr Henderson. 158 00:12:57,422 --> 00:13:00,744 She didn't suggest you think it over or anything? 159 00:13:00,970 --> 00:13:06,010 Well, yes, she did. She said I was to telephone her if I changed my mind. 160 00:13:06,313 --> 00:13:08,441 - Excellent. - Just as you said. 161 00:13:08,609 --> 00:13:11,738 Call her. Tell her you've thought it over and you agree. 162 00:13:11,949 --> 00:13:14,350 Hand her the cash and we'll arrest her. 163 00:13:14,537 --> 00:13:17,700 - We'll be outside waiting. - Nab her in the act. 164 00:13:17,918 --> 00:13:21,047 - Can you do it? - Get the actual cash? 165 00:13:21,257 --> 00:13:23,146 Can you do it? 166 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:26,432 Well, the vicar did leave me some blank cheques... 167 00:13:26,642 --> 00:13:30,442 I can come down to the bank with you and explain to the manager. 168 00:13:30,691 --> 00:13:32,659 If you think it's all right... 169 00:13:32,820 --> 00:13:35,187 Mrs Yarmouth, the Marin Foundation 170 00:13:35,367 --> 00:13:39,656 is offering a reward of �500 for the conviction of Amelia Wade. 171 00:13:39,917 --> 00:13:42,204 - You mean...? - It'll be all yours. 172 00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:45,304 Oh! I'll do it. 173 00:13:45,510 --> 00:13:47,478 The vicar will be thrilled. 174 00:13:47,639 --> 00:13:52,964 �500 will almost pay for a new church roof. Jean will never believe this. 175 00:13:53,275 --> 00:13:55,960 - Jean? - My daughter. She's an actress. 176 00:13:56,155 --> 00:13:58,806 She thinks my life is terribly dull. 177 00:14:06,090 --> 00:14:08,058 Wonderful lunch. 178 00:14:08,219 --> 00:14:11,780 Fabulous part. Gorgeous man. What more could I want? 179 00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:13,985 The day is still young. 180 00:14:14,146 --> 00:14:16,308 - I can't wait to tell Mother. - Mm? 181 00:14:16,484 --> 00:14:18,452 About the part. 182 00:14:18,613 --> 00:14:21,139 - By the way, how is she? - Same as ever. 183 00:14:21,326 --> 00:14:23,932 It's her birthday on Saturday. I'm going down. 184 00:14:24,123 --> 00:14:26,933 - Would you like me to drive you? - Are you serious? 185 00:14:27,129 --> 00:14:28,494 Of course. 186 00:14:28,631 --> 00:14:31,635 Would you consider staying for the weekend? 187 00:14:31,846 --> 00:14:34,736 - I would if I was asked. - Then you're asked. 188 00:14:34,935 --> 00:14:39,384 Mother will be thrilled. Mind you, Netherdon is dead. Nothing happens. 189 00:14:39,652 --> 00:14:43,702 The only place in the world where the dogs chase the cats and they both walk. 190 00:15:12,671 --> 00:15:18,041 I think it's marvellous the way you British preserve your old monuments of faith. 191 00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:22,911 (Sophie) It isn't always easy. (Amelia) Of course it isn't. 192 00:15:23,148 --> 00:15:25,435 That's why I'm so proud to help. 193 00:15:25,611 --> 00:15:29,252 - Now, have you got the money? - Yes, right here. 194 00:15:30,495 --> 00:15:32,463 �6,000. 195 00:15:33,626 --> 00:15:35,594 Thank you. 196 00:15:42,517 --> 00:15:46,078 Oh, well, I needn't count it. I'll take your word for it. 197 00:15:46,316 --> 00:15:48,284 I know this all seems silly, 198 00:15:48,445 --> 00:15:53,815 but a man as generous as Mr Marin must be forgiven his little idiosyncrasies. 199 00:15:54,122 --> 00:15:55,647 Oh. Quite. 200 00:15:55,792 --> 00:16:00,002 - �6,000 and here is our cheque. - Thank you. 201 00:16:01,302 --> 00:16:05,546 - Oh, dear. I've ruined your envelope. - Oh, it doesn't matter. 202 00:16:05,810 --> 00:16:09,735 But I insist. We can't leave it just lying about the place. 203 00:16:09,984 --> 00:16:13,272 It will be more convenient for you to take back to the bank. 204 00:16:15,327 --> 00:16:17,091 Oh, hideous taste. 205 00:16:17,248 --> 00:16:20,855 You think they'd do something to make glue more appetising. 206 00:16:21,088 --> 00:16:25,776 Now, there's just one small formality. You must sign our receipt book. 207 00:16:27,558 --> 00:16:32,246 There, if you will. I've written the name of the church and the details. 208 00:16:36,742 --> 00:16:39,427 Thank you very much, Mrs Yarmouth. 209 00:16:39,622 --> 00:16:42,751 - And I guess that winds things up. - Not quite. 210 00:16:43,797 --> 00:16:48,758 - Officer. - Mrs Wade, alias Markles, alias Smith? 211 00:16:49,056 --> 00:16:51,024 What the devil goes on here? 212 00:16:51,185 --> 00:16:53,665 - We've got you, Mrs Wade. - Thank goodness. 213 00:16:53,857 --> 00:16:56,986 I'm arresting you on charges of fraud, larceny and theft. 214 00:16:57,196 --> 00:17:00,086 Anything you say may be taken down and used in evidence. 215 00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:04,495 - Just a minute, you guys. - May I see that envelope for a minute? 216 00:17:04,752 --> 00:17:06,720 Thank you. 217 00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:18,852 - Paper. - Exactly. 218 00:17:19,028 --> 00:17:22,237 But how did she do it? And where's my money? 219 00:17:22,451 --> 00:17:27,252 Well, I'll explain. It's a question of the hand being quicker than the eye. 220 00:17:27,544 --> 00:17:30,514 This is not the envelope you saw her put your money in. 221 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,798 But I was watching her all the time. 222 00:17:33,972 --> 00:17:36,498 This is a case used by stage magicians. 223 00:17:39,482 --> 00:17:41,450 It has a false bottom. 224 00:17:43,531 --> 00:17:46,501 The back of the case is spring-loaded. 225 00:17:46,704 --> 00:17:49,833 Press it hard on anything, it collapses. 226 00:17:50,043 --> 00:17:53,445 Your money goes in and the fake envelope drops out. 227 00:17:53,675 --> 00:17:56,485 How did she know what envelope Mrs Yarmouth would use? 228 00:17:56,681 --> 00:18:01,050 She didn't have to. She destroyed Mrs Yarmouth's envelope when opening it. 229 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:04,875 - That one she provided herself. - Are you trying to train her? 230 00:18:05,113 --> 00:18:07,684 - Take her to the station and book her. - Right. 231 00:18:07,868 --> 00:18:10,758 Just a minute. We need all this for evidence. 232 00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:14,200 We'll need that money of yours, sealed in the envelope. 233 00:18:15,549 --> 00:18:18,678 Must I? I can't bear letting it out of my hands. 234 00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:22,055 Surely you trust your own police? 235 00:18:22,228 --> 00:18:24,071 Oh, yes, but... 236 00:18:24,231 --> 00:18:27,360 I took a note of the serial numbers of those fivers. 237 00:18:27,571 --> 00:18:31,417 It has to be opened in front of witnesses so we can verify the numbers. 238 00:18:31,662 --> 00:18:34,063 That's right, Sophie. 239 00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:36,776 Would you give Mrs Yarmouth a receipt? 240 00:18:36,963 --> 00:18:39,284 - Yes, sir. - I'll take the girl to the car. 241 00:18:39,468 --> 00:18:41,596 - Have you got paper? - Of course. 242 00:18:44,310 --> 00:18:46,278 Now you sign. 243 00:18:46,439 --> 00:18:48,567 Charlie Lewis. 244 00:18:52,283 --> 00:18:54,251 That should do it. 245 00:18:55,664 --> 00:18:57,632 When shall I get my money back? 246 00:18:57,793 --> 00:19:00,399 I'll bring it back myself within an hour. 247 00:19:00,590 --> 00:19:03,241 I'll probably get promotion over this. 248 00:19:03,428 --> 00:19:05,999 Mr Henderson knows the top men at Scotland Yard. 249 00:19:06,183 --> 00:19:09,187 Just be careful of my money, that's all. 250 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,799 Don't worry. You can trust me. 251 00:19:16,661 --> 00:19:18,629 Mr Henderson? 252 00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:21,491 Mr Henderson? 253 00:19:22,839 --> 00:19:24,807 �6,000. 254 00:19:26,554 --> 00:19:28,682 - What a woman. - What a husband. 255 00:19:39,870 --> 00:19:41,838 Nice in about 20 minutes. 256 00:19:41,999 --> 00:19:44,764 - Oh, good. - Why so gloomy? 257 00:19:46,382 --> 00:19:48,908 I was thinking about Mrs Yarmouth. 258 00:19:49,096 --> 00:19:52,259 Don't tell me you're developing a conscience. 259 00:19:52,477 --> 00:19:55,879 - A bit late for that, I suppose. - How right you are. 260 00:19:56,108 --> 00:19:59,669 Still, I wouldn't mind leading a normal existence. 261 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:03,309 By normal do you mean I become lawfully employed? 262 00:20:03,539 --> 00:20:05,860 - Other men are. - What had you in mind? 263 00:20:06,043 --> 00:20:08,933 That I sell tyres from nine to five at �12 a week? 264 00:20:09,132 --> 00:20:11,100 Richard, it needn't be that dull. 265 00:20:11,261 --> 00:20:14,151 My dear, I have no trade, very little education 266 00:20:14,350 --> 00:20:19,390 and no experience of anything except prizing gullible idiots from their cash. 267 00:20:19,693 --> 00:20:23,539 - At which I'm extremely good. - A rather dubious distinction. 268 00:20:23,784 --> 00:20:26,071 What had you in mind, domesticity? 269 00:20:26,247 --> 00:20:28,454 Cooking cabbage over a hot stove? 270 00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:31,710 I wouldn't mind cooking cabbage if you ate it. 271 00:20:31,924 --> 00:20:34,689 Darling, you're sweet, but impractical. 272 00:20:34,888 --> 00:20:39,337 We'll have two weeks at the Imperial in Cannes, hop over to Rome for a month, 273 00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:43,576 sunshine, relaxation and �6,000. 274 00:20:43,821 --> 00:20:46,347 - Sounds rather fun. - Mm. Heaven. 275 00:20:46,535 --> 00:20:49,141 Right, then forget about Mrs Yarmouth. 276 00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:54,337 And by the time Charlie and I broke the lock on the door, they were miles away. 277 00:20:54,633 --> 00:20:57,159 - Mother, it wasn't your fault. - It was. 278 00:20:57,346 --> 00:21:02,227 I was so greedy for the reward money I could think of nothing else. A new roof... 279 00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:06,607 - What time yesterday did they leave? - About 3:15. 280 00:21:06,864 --> 00:21:11,631 - So they've had a 24-hour start. - We shall never find them. Never. 281 00:21:11,915 --> 00:21:15,397 - Do the police have any leads? - No, I don't think so. 282 00:21:16,632 --> 00:21:20,842 The vicar, he'll simply die. �6,000. 283 00:21:21,098 --> 00:21:23,863 And we'd worked so hard to raise it, Simon. 284 00:21:24,062 --> 00:21:29,068 All kinds of little people had contributed. A penny here, a shilling there. 285 00:21:29,363 --> 00:21:32,048 - Simon will think of something. - But what? 286 00:21:33,245 --> 00:21:36,806 One thing a bunco artist plans carefully is his escape. 287 00:21:37,044 --> 00:21:39,650 - They didn't have much time. - What do you mean? 288 00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:44,642 Mrs Wade couldn't have known exactly when your mother was going to call her 289 00:21:44,934 --> 00:21:48,302 and say she'd changed her mind about the Foundation. 290 00:21:48,524 --> 00:21:52,085 How they left the country must have been a last-minute decision. 291 00:21:52,322 --> 00:21:55,246 You mean...they're out of England? 292 00:21:55,453 --> 00:21:59,458 - Probably. No dials in Netherdon? - (Sophie) No. You call the operator. 293 00:21:59,711 --> 00:22:03,796 - Where is the switchboard? - In the post office on the high street. 294 00:22:04,052 --> 00:22:05,895 Wait here. I have an idea. 295 00:22:06,056 --> 00:22:08,741 - Where are you going? - The post office. 296 00:22:09,938 --> 00:22:13,545 Oh, Jean. I've been so silly, so stupid. 297 00:22:13,778 --> 00:22:16,463 I'll never be able to face anybody again. 298 00:22:16,659 --> 00:22:20,186 Don't worry. If the money isn't recovered, I'll help pay it back. 299 00:22:20,415 --> 00:22:23,624 �6,000. It'll take centuries. 300 00:22:23,838 --> 00:22:26,205 I'm going into a new play next month. 301 00:22:26,385 --> 00:22:30,754 The salary's... It won't take centuries, only about 50 years. 302 00:22:31,018 --> 00:22:32,224 Oh. 303 00:22:33,773 --> 00:22:36,663 And I never listens to no conversations. 304 00:22:36,862 --> 00:22:40,423 Sorry, Frank. There's no answer. He's probably in the bar. 305 00:22:40,661 --> 00:22:43,790 But you keep a list of long-distance calls to London? 306 00:22:44,001 --> 00:22:48,131 Of course. The calling number, the number wanted and the time. 307 00:22:48,384 --> 00:22:51,866 - Look. See here. - The numbers don't mean much to me. 308 00:22:52,099 --> 00:22:55,660 That's Joe Simmons calling his brother in Finchley. 309 00:22:55,897 --> 00:23:01,666 Next is Bill Jarvis calling his office in Whitehall to say he's sick when he isn't. 310 00:23:01,992 --> 00:23:05,963 And that's the box telephone on the green calling Air France. 311 00:23:06,208 --> 00:23:09,417 - Air France? - Yes. Air France. 312 00:23:09,631 --> 00:23:13,556 - You're sure? - Yes. Quite. Look, the third one down. 313 00:23:13,805 --> 00:23:17,366 - Grosvenor 9030 in London. - And that's Air France? 314 00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:21,131 Unless they've changed their phone number in the last 24 hours. 315 00:23:21,361 --> 00:23:25,082 - What time was the call placed? - I think... Yes, it was. 316 00:23:25,327 --> 00:23:30,367 It was placed in the call box on the green at ten past one yesterday. 317 00:23:30,670 --> 00:23:34,470 Hm. Do you think you could get me Air France in London now? 318 00:23:34,719 --> 00:23:37,040 Of course I could. 319 00:23:38,225 --> 00:23:42,947 I called Air France and at ten past one, they had a reservation to Nice 320 00:23:43,234 --> 00:23:45,202 from a Mr and Mrs Richard Eade. 321 00:23:45,363 --> 00:23:47,684 - And you think it's them? - It has to be. 322 00:23:47,868 --> 00:23:51,429 - No one else called from here. - What are you going to do? 323 00:23:51,667 --> 00:23:54,352 How would you like a trip to the south of France? 324 00:23:55,549 --> 00:23:58,951 - Oh, I'd love it. - Good. You've got two hours to pack. 325 00:24:16,003 --> 00:24:19,007 Of course I remember you, Monsieur Templar. 326 00:24:19,217 --> 00:24:22,346 Meeting you is an experience no policeman can forget. 327 00:24:22,557 --> 00:24:25,083 Thank you. I'll take that as a compliment. 328 00:24:25,270 --> 00:24:30,117 - May I present Miss Jean Yarmouth? - Delighted to make your acquaintance. 329 00:24:30,405 --> 00:24:33,966 - But the company you keep... - You mean Mr Templar? 330 00:24:34,203 --> 00:24:39,050 Please. Miss Yarmouth thinks of me as a sweet, simple, law-abiding boy. 331 00:24:39,338 --> 00:24:44,265 When the disillusionment comes, it will be agony. And what can I do for you? 332 00:24:44,556 --> 00:24:47,162 We want to trace a Mr and Mrs Richard Eade. 333 00:24:47,352 --> 00:24:50,162 They arrived on a flight from London yesterday. 334 00:24:50,358 --> 00:24:53,601 Why? You wish to separate them from their money? 335 00:24:53,823 --> 00:24:57,032 As a matter of fact, Richard is an old school friend. 336 00:24:57,246 --> 00:24:59,214 They're on their honeymoon. 337 00:24:59,374 --> 00:25:02,821 Then why do you disturb them if he is a friend on honeymoon? 338 00:25:03,048 --> 00:25:06,131 - We want to surprise him. - With a present. 339 00:25:06,346 --> 00:25:08,508 I can imagine. 340 00:25:08,683 --> 00:25:13,723 Colonel, please, as a favour to me, will you do it? 341 00:25:14,026 --> 00:25:19,271 Mademoiselle, all tourists have to surrender their passports to their hotel. 342 00:25:19,578 --> 00:25:23,424 The hotel then sends their names to the local police station. 343 00:25:23,669 --> 00:25:27,674 In this way, we can keep track of undesirables. 344 00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:32,296 Ooh, France is so efficient and the police force are so charming. 345 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:37,009 - You will help us, won't you? - Mademoiselle, I will help you. 346 00:25:38,279 --> 00:25:40,646 I suggest you go and have some coffee 347 00:25:40,826 --> 00:25:45,275 and if Mr Templar will return in half an hour, I will have the information. 348 00:25:45,543 --> 00:25:48,467 - Colonel, you are sweet. - And a gentleman. 349 00:25:49,926 --> 00:25:54,454 Monsieur Templar, I am a policeman. I suggest you remember that. 350 00:26:04,870 --> 00:26:08,431 - The French police have clone it again. - Really? 351 00:26:08,669 --> 00:26:12,560 The Eades checked in last night. The Imperial Hotel in Cannes. 352 00:26:12,801 --> 00:26:16,692 - So we've got them. - Now we separate them from the �6,000. 353 00:26:24,948 --> 00:26:28,509 - Monsieur? - I'll have one very dry double martini. 354 00:26:28,747 --> 00:26:30,715 Bien, monsieur. 355 00:26:32,754 --> 00:26:35,598 (Texan accent) That's what I call serious drinking. 356 00:26:35,802 --> 00:26:39,648 Hiran S Toombs from Texas. Just call me Hi. Most of my friends do. 357 00:26:39,893 --> 00:26:42,499 - How do you do? - Pretty good most of the time. 358 00:26:42,689 --> 00:26:46,580 Losing some at the casinos. Rustling myself a few steers. 359 00:26:46,822 --> 00:26:49,553 - Pardon? - The two-legged kind. 360 00:26:49,744 --> 00:26:53,465 Picked myself up a real cute little filly in Paris. 361 00:26:53,710 --> 00:26:59,433 Don't parley no Anglais, but ain't the conversation that I'm interested in. 362 00:26:59,762 --> 00:27:02,686 - If you get what I mean. - It's fairly obvious. 363 00:27:02,893 --> 00:27:05,419 - I suppose you're a rancher. - A what? 364 00:27:05,607 --> 00:27:07,769 - A rancher. - Oh, rancher. 365 00:27:07,944 --> 00:27:12,233 No. Unloaded most of my land. Got a few acres still in downtown Dallas. 366 00:27:12,494 --> 00:27:15,100 Got a few oil wells that keep pumping it in. 367 00:27:15,291 --> 00:27:17,419 - Voil�, monsieur. - Thank you. 368 00:27:17,587 --> 00:27:20,716 Hey, Louis, bring me another birdbath Manhattan 369 00:27:20,926 --> 00:27:23,213 and take me and my friend's out of this. 370 00:27:23,389 --> 00:27:25,596 You shouldn't, really. 371 00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:28,773 Well, why not? Plenty more where this came from. 372 00:27:43,468 --> 00:27:47,553 Joyce, there's a mark in the bar that must be seen to be believed. 373 00:27:47,809 --> 00:27:51,575 - Oh, now, Richard. - A Texan. A rich glad-handler type. 374 00:27:51,817 --> 00:27:57,301 - His wallet's bursting with trinkets. - You swore this would be a holiday. 375 00:27:57,619 --> 00:28:00,782 I know, my darling. 376 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,844 But Hiran S Toombs is too good to be missed. 377 00:28:05,425 --> 00:28:08,031 Now, listen. Here's how we set about it. 378 00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:17,829 Merci. 379 00:28:20,745 --> 00:28:23,225 - Thank you... - Now, sit there and shut up. 380 00:28:23,416 --> 00:28:25,896 - Whisky and soda, please. - Oui, madame. 381 00:28:27,257 --> 00:28:29,225 Good evening, ma'am. 382 00:28:29,386 --> 00:28:32,151 - Are you a Yank? - No, ma'am, I'm a Texan. 383 00:28:32,349 --> 00:28:34,317 It's the same thing, isn't it? 384 00:28:34,478 --> 00:28:39,518 No, ma'am. You see, the United States is a country. Texas is a state of mind. 385 00:28:40,823 --> 00:28:42,473 That's plenty. 386 00:28:42,618 --> 00:28:45,224 It only takes a thimbleful to drown it. 387 00:28:45,415 --> 00:28:47,497 - (Dog barks) - Shut up. 388 00:28:47,669 --> 00:28:50,957 Would you be interested in knowing how to sell more drink? 389 00:28:51,176 --> 00:28:54,862 - How is that, madame? - Serve a full measure. 390 00:28:56,936 --> 00:28:59,223 You Frenchmen are all gyp artists. 391 00:29:01,027 --> 00:29:02,995 So there's no tip. 392 00:29:04,074 --> 00:29:06,042 Charming, isn't she? 393 00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:09,605 - (Sighs) It takes all types, monsieur. - What's her name? 394 00:29:09,835 --> 00:29:11,724 I do not know. She is new here. 395 00:29:13,508 --> 00:29:16,318 - Well, hi there. - Good evening, Mr Toombs. 396 00:29:16,514 --> 00:29:20,439 - What y'all doing down there? - The lady you were with dropped this. 397 00:29:20,688 --> 00:29:25,137 That lady was not with me, but she had that thing around her neck. 398 00:29:25,405 --> 00:29:27,373 - Very interesting. - It is? 399 00:29:27,534 --> 00:29:31,095 A beautiful stone. Not these in the necklace itself, 400 00:29:31,333 --> 00:29:33,381 but they're genuine and well set. 401 00:29:33,545 --> 00:29:36,788 Lovely emerald. Shabby setting but a beautiful stone. 402 00:29:37,010 --> 00:29:40,378 - You mean it's valuable? - I'd say about 5,000. 403 00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:43,729 - Dollars? - No, pounds. 15,000 American dollars. 404 00:29:43,939 --> 00:29:48,547 Forgive me being interested, but I'm in the diamond business. Hatton Garden. 405 00:29:48,823 --> 00:29:51,906 $15,000. You don't say, Mr...Robbins, is it? 406 00:29:52,121 --> 00:29:53,486 Robbins, yes. 407 00:29:53,624 --> 00:29:57,470 You suppose we ought to be figuring a way of getting it back to her? 408 00:29:57,715 --> 00:29:59,763 - Don't you know her name? - No. 409 00:29:59,927 --> 00:30:04,854 - I suppose the simplest thing to do... - That's mine, thank you very much. 410 00:30:05,145 --> 00:30:07,466 Madame, nobody is denying the fact. 411 00:30:07,650 --> 00:30:11,496 I suppose you were figuring on a reward if you turned it in. 412 00:30:11,740 --> 00:30:15,790 Ma'am, y'all doing my friend and me here a grave injustice. 413 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:20,125 Don't try and fool me. I saw him looking at it through that glass. 414 00:30:20,381 --> 00:30:24,352 - You were deciding whether to steal it. - I beg your pardon? 415 00:30:24,597 --> 00:30:28,158 For your information, the emerald happens to be a fake. 416 00:30:28,396 --> 00:30:31,047 I picked it up at a junk shop for �20. 417 00:30:31,235 --> 00:30:35,763 But the necklace is real and it's insured for �1,000. 418 00:30:36,035 --> 00:30:38,436 Then you have been grossly misinformed. 419 00:30:38,623 --> 00:30:40,864 When I want information, I'll ask for it. 420 00:30:41,044 --> 00:30:45,493 - As a professional jeweller, I must... - So that's your game. 421 00:30:45,761 --> 00:30:48,446 The things some people do to drum up business. 422 00:30:49,894 --> 00:30:51,623 There. 423 00:30:51,772 --> 00:30:56,380 So you two don't die of disappointment, have yourselves a drink on me. 424 00:31:00,121 --> 00:31:03,887 - Well, I do declare. - Extraordinarily unpleasant woman. 425 00:31:04,128 --> 00:31:05,812 What shall we do about this? 426 00:31:06,174 --> 00:31:08,859 We took the insults, might as well swallow this. 427 00:31:09,054 --> 00:31:10,544 - Louis! - Monsieur. 428 00:31:10,682 --> 00:31:13,686 - Incredible way to behave. - What are you gonna have? 429 00:31:13,896 --> 00:31:16,866 - I think a dry martini. - Make it two. Doubles. 430 00:31:17,069 --> 00:31:20,915 - Deux doubles martinis. Oui, monsieur. - With lotsa ice. 431 00:31:22,162 --> 00:31:24,688 Mr Robbins, sit over here, shall we? 432 00:31:30,719 --> 00:31:33,609 You couldn't have been wrong about that emerald? 433 00:31:33,808 --> 00:31:37,654 Not a chance. You have to know about emeralds in my profession, 434 00:31:37,899 --> 00:31:40,266 especially with these synthetics. 435 00:31:40,445 --> 00:31:44,973 It's genuine. She probably got it from a junk dealer who didn't know its value. 436 00:31:45,246 --> 00:31:47,613 - It happens all the time. - You reckon? 437 00:31:47,792 --> 00:31:51,717 I'd buy that this instant for 5,000 and sell it in London for seven. 438 00:31:51,966 --> 00:31:56,210 Fair beats everything, don't it? Her thinking it's a piece of glass. 439 00:31:56,475 --> 00:31:58,762 That's her right as far as I'm concerned. 440 00:31:58,938 --> 00:32:02,829 Mr Robbins, why don't you go after her and try buying it? 441 00:32:03,070 --> 00:32:06,233 - My clear fellow, why? - She'd sell it for 1,000. 442 00:32:06,451 --> 00:32:11,696 - You'd make yourself a nice profit. - Steady on. I'm in the business. 443 00:32:12,003 --> 00:32:16,804 If I didn't make a fair offer and it came out, my reputation would be ruined. 444 00:32:17,096 --> 00:32:20,817 - Here's egg on your face. - Mm? Oh, quite. 445 00:32:22,105 --> 00:32:25,791 Mr Robbins, just supposing, supposing, mind, 446 00:32:26,029 --> 00:32:28,555 I was to bring you that stone tomorrow, 447 00:32:28,742 --> 00:32:33,384 would you feel bound by professional ethics to ask me what I paid for it? 448 00:32:33,668 --> 00:32:37,639 If this were an ideal world, Mr Toombs, I suppose I might be. 449 00:32:38,886 --> 00:32:42,208 But being human and not being directly involved, 450 00:32:42,434 --> 00:32:45,244 I think I might feel it was poetic justice 451 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:49,286 for such an unpleasant woman to be...shall we say, taken. 452 00:32:49,531 --> 00:32:52,853 Meaning you would be willing to give me �5,000 for it? 453 00:32:53,079 --> 00:32:55,446 Willing? I'd be delighted. 454 00:32:56,627 --> 00:32:59,471 Mr Robbins, it's a pleasure talking to you. 455 00:32:59,674 --> 00:33:03,759 - Thank you. - Why, here's my little French filly. 456 00:33:04,016 --> 00:33:07,259 Honey, I want you to shake hands with Mr Robbins. 457 00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:11,280 - Mr Robbins, Therese Duprez. - How do you do? 458 00:33:11,529 --> 00:33:13,816 - Say hi, honey. - Allo. 459 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:16,757 - That means hi. Hey, Louis. - Monsieur. 460 00:33:16,956 --> 00:33:20,927 - Bust out a bottle of champagne for us. - Oui, monsieur. Toute suite. 461 00:33:22,174 --> 00:33:24,780 - Mr Robbins, join us. - Thank you very much. 462 00:33:24,971 --> 00:33:28,532 Honey, what's your little old reaction to emeralds? 463 00:33:30,606 --> 00:33:32,574 See what I mean? 464 00:33:37,744 --> 00:33:40,668 Richard, do you realise it's 3:30 in the morning? 465 00:33:41,877 --> 00:33:44,960 - I most certainly do. - Well, what kept you? 466 00:33:45,175 --> 00:33:47,223 "Y'all" and his French filly. 467 00:33:47,387 --> 00:33:51,676 Dallas is in the northwest corner of Grandpappy's cow pasture. 468 00:33:51,937 --> 00:33:55,658 You were wonderful. You gave a beautiful performance. 469 00:33:55,903 --> 00:33:58,509 - I was rather good, wasn't I? - Superb. 470 00:33:58,699 --> 00:34:01,225 - Did he bite? - He's well and truly hooked. 471 00:34:01,413 --> 00:34:03,381 You can reel him in tomorrow. 472 00:34:24,455 --> 00:34:28,983 - I hope you know what you're doing. - Every single move. 473 00:34:29,506 --> 00:34:32,396 - Uh-uh. Here she comes. - Is she wearing it? 474 00:34:32,595 --> 00:34:37,635 Relax. She is. Hey, give me that. French fillies don't read the Tatler. 475 00:34:37,938 --> 00:34:40,782 - Why, good morning, ma'am. - Oh, it's you. 476 00:34:40,986 --> 00:34:43,876 Why don't you sit down and give this doggy a rest? 477 00:34:44,075 --> 00:34:45,839 I've just one thing to say to you. 478 00:34:45,995 --> 00:34:49,602 - Before you do, let me buy you a drink. - No thanks. 479 00:34:49,835 --> 00:34:52,884 Honey, mosey down to the bar and buy me a drink? 480 00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:55,492 - Sherry? - No, gin and tonic. 481 00:34:55,679 --> 00:34:59,240 - Gin and tonic. - And heavy on the ice. 482 00:34:59,478 --> 00:35:02,084 - Lots of glace. - Beaucoup de glace. 483 00:35:04,278 --> 00:35:07,407 She's the cutest little trick that came down the pike. 484 00:35:07,618 --> 00:35:09,586 Blast the fool thing. 485 00:35:09,747 --> 00:35:12,512 Ma'am, you go on like that and you'll lose it. 486 00:35:12,711 --> 00:35:15,681 Oh... It's jinxed, that's what it is. 487 00:35:15,883 --> 00:35:19,933 I should never wear it. I've lost it twice and had it stolen once. 488 00:35:20,183 --> 00:35:24,632 Each time it cost me money to get it back. Last night I had to buy you a drink. 489 00:35:24,900 --> 00:35:28,382 My last husband gave it to me and he was bad luck. 490 00:35:28,615 --> 00:35:31,186 Oh, now the clasp is really broken. 491 00:35:31,370 --> 00:35:33,611 Now, you just take it easy, ma'am. 492 00:35:33,791 --> 00:35:38,638 You know what? I'm going to sell it. If I can find an honest jeweller in this town. 493 00:35:38,925 --> 00:35:43,010 It occurs to me, ma'am, you might be interested in selling it to me. 494 00:35:43,267 --> 00:35:44,632 You? 495 00:35:44,770 --> 00:35:47,933 My little French doll has a hankering after jewellery. 496 00:35:48,151 --> 00:35:50,757 - And you want to buy it? - That depends. 497 00:35:50,948 --> 00:35:53,713 - On what? - The price. 498 00:35:53,911 --> 00:35:59,077 - �2,000. - Last night you said it was worth 1,000. 499 00:35:59,380 --> 00:36:02,304 Last night I had no intention of selling. 500 00:36:02,510 --> 00:36:06,071 �2,000 - that's 6,000 bucks. 501 00:36:06,309 --> 00:36:08,277 OK, ma'am. It's a deal. 502 00:36:08,438 --> 00:36:12,238 A Texas gentleman never haggles with a lady over price. 503 00:36:12,487 --> 00:36:16,572 I'll sashay down the bank in the morning and meet you in the bar at noon. 504 00:36:16,828 --> 00:36:19,354 All right. Bar at noon. 505 00:36:20,544 --> 00:36:24,105 But don't think I'll be surprised if you don't turn up. 506 00:36:24,342 --> 00:36:27,471 Ma'am, a Texan never welches on a bargain. 507 00:36:27,682 --> 00:36:31,528 The bar at noon. ls my little French doll gonna be surprised! 508 00:36:31,773 --> 00:36:33,741 She certainly is. 509 00:36:34,903 --> 00:36:36,871 Here. You big Texan ham. 510 00:36:37,032 --> 00:36:40,241 - Thank you, honey. - That's all right. How'd it go? 511 00:36:41,457 --> 00:36:43,425 - As predicted. - She bit? 512 00:36:43,586 --> 00:36:45,554 Sure did. 513 00:36:48,637 --> 00:36:50,605 How did it go? 514 00:36:50,766 --> 00:36:52,734 Texas has surrendered! 515 00:37:16,396 --> 00:37:21,004 The point is, Simon, we made this little junket to recover Mother's �6,000. 516 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,248 - Which we will. - But how? 517 00:37:23,409 --> 00:37:26,174 By paying Mrs Eade �2,000 for a worthless necklace? 518 00:37:26,373 --> 00:37:28,944 - You'll see. - I don't understand. 519 00:37:29,128 --> 00:37:31,369 It's the principle you don't understand. 520 00:37:31,549 --> 00:37:34,234 The bunco artist looks for the fatuous innocence 521 00:37:34,429 --> 00:37:37,558 that I represented as a glad-handed, rich Texan. 522 00:37:37,769 --> 00:37:42,411 The Eades operate on the theory that the human is fundamentally dishonest. 523 00:37:42,695 --> 00:37:44,538 Which it is. 524 00:37:44,698 --> 00:37:49,067 Exactly. They know I won't be able to resist a shady deal with a quick profit. 525 00:37:49,332 --> 00:37:52,893 - How do we get our money back? - Why don't you leave it to me? 526 00:37:53,131 --> 00:37:55,975 Oh-oh. Here comes the backbone of Hatton Garden. 527 00:37:56,178 --> 00:37:58,340 Get back into the Parisian act. 528 00:37:58,515 --> 00:38:01,041 Thank heavens he doesn't speak French. 529 00:38:01,229 --> 00:38:04,153 - Good morning, Mr Toombs. - Hi, Mr Robbins. 530 00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:07,250 Bonjour, mademoiselle, j'�spere que tu vas bien. 531 00:38:07,449 --> 00:38:09,417 - Say hi, honey. - Hi. 532 00:38:09,577 --> 00:38:12,183 Mr Robbins, I'm glad you happened along. 533 00:38:12,374 --> 00:38:15,935 I presume you're serious about what you said last night. 534 00:38:16,173 --> 00:38:20,019 You are in the market for that gruesome old bat's pendant. 535 00:38:20,264 --> 00:38:21,914 Don't tell me you've stolen it. 536 00:38:22,059 --> 00:38:25,506 No, but I figure on getting it at a bargain price. 537 00:38:25,732 --> 00:38:29,293 Don't worry about her. She don't understand much English. 538 00:38:29,531 --> 00:38:34,571 Just "yep" and "gimme". I just want to know you're not joking me along. 539 00:38:34,874 --> 00:38:37,480 Mr Toombs, I never joke about business. 540 00:38:37,671 --> 00:38:41,517 - Meaning you'll buy it for �5,000? - I will. In cash. 541 00:38:41,762 --> 00:38:45,653 I figure on getting it at noon. When could we get together? 542 00:38:45,894 --> 00:38:48,101 I'm playing golf this afternoon. 543 00:38:48,274 --> 00:38:52,359 What say, about seven o'clock in the hotel bar this evening? 544 00:38:52,615 --> 00:38:55,266 - Y'all got yourself a deal. - Good. 545 00:38:55,453 --> 00:38:57,421 Au revoir, mademoiselle. 546 00:39:01,965 --> 00:39:04,571 Well, the fish are biting this morning. 547 00:39:08,895 --> 00:39:12,297 - You'd better hurry. It's five to 12. - I'm ready. 548 00:39:12,527 --> 00:39:17,328 I'll finish the packing. Our plane leaves for Rome in one hour and 30 minutes. 549 00:39:17,619 --> 00:39:20,748 - How do we get to the airport? - You go in a taxi with the bags. 550 00:39:20,959 --> 00:39:25,999 I follow in another with the golf clubs. Texas can't see us leave together. 551 00:39:26,302 --> 00:39:29,545 When we get to Rome, can we please have a holiday? 552 00:39:29,767 --> 00:39:34,295 We've got �6,000 from Mrs Yarmouth. We've got �2,000 from Mr Toombs. 553 00:39:34,567 --> 00:39:38,128 When we get to Rome, we'll relax and enjoy ourselves. 554 00:39:38,366 --> 00:39:40,334 Do I look sufficiently horrible? 555 00:39:40,495 --> 00:39:42,463 You look hideous and I love you. 556 00:39:42,624 --> 00:39:44,626 Well, this is it. 557 00:39:46,422 --> 00:39:48,390 Good luck. 558 00:39:56,107 --> 00:39:59,236 You actually turned up. I didn't think you would. 559 00:39:59,446 --> 00:40:01,972 Like I said, ma'am, I always keep a bargain. 560 00:40:02,159 --> 00:40:05,481 - What can I buy you to drink? - Nothing. I'm leaving in an hour. 561 00:40:05,708 --> 00:40:08,154 - Did you bring the money? - Sure did. 562 00:40:09,339 --> 00:40:12,229 It's all there. Four bundles of 500 each. 563 00:40:13,472 --> 00:40:16,601 - And there you are. - Well, thank you, ma'am. 564 00:40:16,811 --> 00:40:18,779 My, real pretty. 565 00:40:18,940 --> 00:40:22,786 I suppose you'll tell your girlfriend the emerald's genuine. 566 00:40:23,031 --> 00:40:24,999 I figure that's my business. 567 00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:29,006 Men, they're all the same. Liars and cheats. 568 00:40:29,251 --> 00:40:31,777 Well, good luck. 569 00:40:31,964 --> 00:40:35,173 Thanks, ma'am. And the same to you. 570 00:40:49,580 --> 00:40:52,823 - That was quick. - It couldn't have been easier. 571 00:40:55,925 --> 00:40:57,893 Oh, what a beautiful sight. 572 00:40:59,056 --> 00:41:01,980 - Joyce, I'm proud of you. - Thanks. I'm not. 573 00:41:02,187 --> 00:41:06,988 What's the matter? You all right? Your conscience is getting fragile. 574 00:41:07,279 --> 00:41:09,646 - Forget it. - Oh, money, I love you. 575 00:41:11,954 --> 00:41:13,922 We're carrying far too much cash. 576 00:41:14,083 --> 00:41:16,893 - What about traveller's cheques? - (Knocking) 577 00:41:17,089 --> 00:41:19,854 - Who is that? - The bellhop for the bags. 578 00:41:20,053 --> 00:41:21,817 I didn't phone down. 579 00:41:21,973 --> 00:41:24,260 - Nothing went wrong? - No. Answer it. 580 00:41:30,656 --> 00:41:35,264 Hi there, Mr Eade, alias Henderson of the International Detective Agency. 581 00:41:35,539 --> 00:41:36,745 Oh, no. 582 00:41:38,128 --> 00:41:40,096 - And Mrs Eade. - You. 583 00:41:40,257 --> 00:41:44,307 Alias Amelia Wade of the Silas Marin Foundation. Excuse me. 584 00:41:46,184 --> 00:41:48,152 Officer, s'il vous pl�it. 585 00:41:49,899 --> 00:41:51,867 Monsieur. 586 00:41:53,030 --> 00:41:56,432 Officer, without intruding upon your authority, 587 00:41:56,662 --> 00:41:58,630 may I ask them a few questions? 588 00:41:58,791 --> 00:42:01,317 - Proceed, monsieur. - But your accent. 589 00:42:01,504 --> 00:42:03,871 Assumed. Ashamed as I am to admit it, 590 00:42:04,050 --> 00:42:07,054 I am not a citizen of the noble state of Texas. 591 00:42:07,264 --> 00:42:09,232 - You phoney. - Phoney? 592 00:42:09,393 --> 00:42:12,158 Coming from your lips, that's very funny. 593 00:42:12,357 --> 00:42:17,648 Officer, would you tell Mr and Mrs Eade what you witnessed in the hotel bar? 594 00:42:17,951 --> 00:42:21,160 I saw madame hand you a necklace. This one. 595 00:42:21,374 --> 00:42:26,540 Well set. Imitation stones, worth approximately 500 francs. 596 00:42:26,842 --> 00:42:29,766 Then you gave her an envelope containing money. 597 00:42:29,973 --> 00:42:32,977 - Oh. - Did you get the serial numbers? 598 00:42:33,187 --> 00:42:36,509 Oui, monsieur. They are numbered consecutively. 599 00:42:36,735 --> 00:42:41,775 From SR1908630 up. 600 00:42:43,581 --> 00:42:45,549 (Simon) My money, please. 601 00:42:45,710 --> 00:42:48,714 You made a deal on your own initiative, Mr Toombs... 602 00:42:48,924 --> 00:42:51,609 - The name is Templar. - What? 603 00:42:51,805 --> 00:42:54,251 Simon Templar. 604 00:42:54,435 --> 00:42:56,836 Now, I would like my money peacefully. 605 00:42:57,023 --> 00:43:02,109 On the other hand, if you want me to, I will take you and the room apart. Hm? 606 00:43:02,408 --> 00:43:04,376 All right. 607 00:43:09,796 --> 00:43:12,003 Well, thank you. 608 00:43:13,177 --> 00:43:16,818 Now, let's take our minds back to Netherdon village, shall we? 609 00:43:17,060 --> 00:43:18,789 - Oh, no. - You can't touch us. 610 00:43:18,938 --> 00:43:20,986 No temper tantrums, please. 611 00:43:21,150 --> 00:43:23,756 Officer, I think you'd better sit down. 612 00:43:23,947 --> 00:43:27,394 This is a long, sad tale and you may not be able to bear it. 613 00:43:27,621 --> 00:43:29,623 - Merci. - Je vous en prie. 614 00:43:29,791 --> 00:43:35,036 All over Netherdon parish, old people, widows, children, 615 00:43:35,343 --> 00:43:39,064 plumbers, bricklayers, carpenters, ordinary people, 616 00:43:39,309 --> 00:43:44,076 contributed their pennies to the Netherdon church restoration fund. 617 00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:47,170 - These parasites stole it. - (Tuts) No. 618 00:43:47,365 --> 00:43:49,971 Yes. �6,000. 619 00:43:50,162 --> 00:43:53,484 Toujours la m�me chose avec les Anglais, n'est ce pas? 620 00:43:54,712 --> 00:43:57,363 Yes. They sabotaged a sacred work 621 00:43:57,551 --> 00:44:01,954 in order to sit around a luxury Riviera hotel and drink. 622 00:44:02,226 --> 00:44:03,671 Incredible. 623 00:44:03,812 --> 00:44:07,737 - He impersonated a detective. - Impersonation. 624 00:44:07,986 --> 00:44:13,026 She pretended she was from Boston, representing a large American charity. 625 00:44:13,330 --> 00:44:17,733 Fraud and using a fictitious name for purposes of extortion. 626 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:22,929 I'll take Mrs Yarmouth's �6,000. 627 00:44:24,350 --> 00:44:27,479 - I haven't got it. - We lost it at the casino. 628 00:44:27,689 --> 00:44:30,533 - That's right. - You must believe us. 629 00:44:30,737 --> 00:44:33,468 I don't. 630 00:44:33,659 --> 00:44:35,900 How would you like me to hit you hard? 631 00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:40,688 - Are you going to let him assault me? - I regret that you must not assault him. 632 00:44:40,964 --> 00:44:43,774 - There. - Just hit him. 633 00:44:45,806 --> 00:44:47,171 Please don't! 634 00:44:47,309 --> 00:44:49,960 Well? 635 00:44:51,149 --> 00:44:53,117 All right. 636 00:45:02,712 --> 00:45:04,680 Is it all here? 637 00:45:04,841 --> 00:45:06,809 All but �50. 638 00:45:06,970 --> 00:45:08,415 I'm waiting. 639 00:45:09,642 --> 00:45:12,646 - I haven't got it. - Francs will do. 640 00:45:12,856 --> 00:45:14,824 Richard, pay him. 641 00:45:22,665 --> 00:45:25,635 So much for your ill-gotten gains. 642 00:45:25,838 --> 00:45:28,762 Now there's a question of a few other items. 643 00:45:28,969 --> 00:45:31,017 - Other items? - For instance? 644 00:45:31,181 --> 00:45:34,867 My little French filly is really Mrs Yarmouth's daughter. 645 00:45:35,105 --> 00:45:39,349 To fly down here from London, give or take a few centimes, cost �180. 646 00:45:39,613 --> 00:45:43,698 - This is becoming a shakedown. - If that's the way you feel about it. 647 00:45:43,955 --> 00:45:46,925 - I certainly do. - Officer, impound their baggage. 648 00:45:47,127 --> 00:45:50,609 - At once. - I'll get in touch with Mrs Yarmouth. 649 00:45:50,842 --> 00:45:53,891 She can contact the police to begin extradition. 650 00:45:54,098 --> 00:45:56,260 - Extradition? - Why, yes. 651 00:45:56,436 --> 00:46:00,521 So that after you've served your four or five years in France, 652 00:46:00,777 --> 00:46:03,462 you can be taken back to England to answer charges 653 00:46:03,658 --> 00:46:07,219 of embezzlement, larceny and so on. 654 00:46:07,456 --> 00:46:10,903 - Go ahead, Officer. They're all yours. - Richard. 655 00:46:11,130 --> 00:46:14,851 Look, erm... I think we can straighten all this out. 656 00:46:16,139 --> 00:46:18,301 Really? How? 657 00:46:18,476 --> 00:46:20,444 Well, er... 658 00:46:22,025 --> 00:46:25,711 Your expenses could be taken care of 659 00:46:25,948 --> 00:46:29,509 and extradition proceedings can be tiresome. 660 00:46:29,747 --> 00:46:33,638 Trials can be lengthy and embarrassing for all concerned. 661 00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:38,442 It seems that if Mrs Yarmouth gets her �6,000 back and you get your �2,000". 662 00:46:38,722 --> 00:46:40,486 I'm listening. 663 00:46:40,642 --> 00:46:43,646 Yes, of course. Something for your trouble. 664 00:46:44,858 --> 00:46:46,428 And? 665 00:46:46,570 --> 00:46:50,097 Yes, of course. A little honorarium for the officer here. 666 00:46:50,327 --> 00:46:53,058 Are you suggesting that I will accept a bribe? 667 00:46:54,251 --> 00:46:57,698 - Yes. - Attempt to bribe a police officer. 668 00:46:57,924 --> 00:47:01,167 - Oh, we're finished. - How much? 669 00:47:02,391 --> 00:47:06,840 Well, let's see. What do we have here? 10,000 francs...each. 670 00:47:07,108 --> 00:47:09,634 Each? I can't get out of the hotel. 671 00:47:09,821 --> 00:47:12,950 - Oh. - Shame. Failing to pay a hotel bill. 672 00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,686 That's how life is. Go ahead, Officer. 673 00:47:15,874 --> 00:47:18,081 Hey, wait. 674 00:47:18,253 --> 00:47:22,053 All right. It's all there in the suitcase. Help yourself. 675 00:47:40,127 --> 00:47:44,257 Alors. Madame. Merci, monsieur. 676 00:47:51,773 --> 00:47:54,697 - (Simon) "You cannot assault him." - Just hit him. 677 00:47:55,906 --> 00:47:58,477 Simon says you gave a lovely performance. 678 00:47:58,661 --> 00:48:02,222 - I did, considering I had no rehearsal. - Jim, we're grateful. 679 00:48:02,459 --> 00:48:06,703 Think nothing of it. Oh, about that 10,000 francs, I don't need it. 680 00:48:06,968 --> 00:48:10,017 I've just finished a movie. They're paying me a fortune. 681 00:48:10,224 --> 00:48:15,355 - What do you think is fair? - Renting the uniform cost me 30 francs. 682 00:48:15,650 --> 00:48:18,972 Pay me that and buy me another drink. 683 00:48:19,198 --> 00:48:24,125 (Texan accent) Where I come from, that sounds a sporting proposition. Gargon! 684 00:48:34,643 --> 00:48:36,850 Talk about instant retribution. 685 00:48:37,023 --> 00:48:40,266 I know. I'm just stunned. 686 00:48:41,489 --> 00:48:45,380 - One moment we're rich... - And the next minute we're broke. 687 00:48:46,624 --> 00:48:48,592 What am I going to do? 688 00:48:50,130 --> 00:48:54,260 I mean, it looks as if I'll have to find...lawful employment. 689 00:49:03,989 --> 00:49:09,234 One, two, three, four, five. �6,000. 690 00:49:09,541 --> 00:49:12,306 Oh, I think I'm going to faint. 691 00:49:12,505 --> 00:49:17,671 Not yet. There's 2,000 for the church restoration fund. Now you can faint. 692 00:49:17,973 --> 00:49:22,854 - Oh, Simon, I don't know what to say. - Well, don't say anything. 693 00:49:23,149 --> 00:49:25,675 Oh, not to you. To the vicar. 694 00:49:25,863 --> 00:49:28,992 How am I going to explain a donation of �2,000 695 00:49:29,202 --> 00:49:34,288 without admitting that I was - what's the expression? - played for a sucker? 696 00:49:34,587 --> 00:49:38,592 - Say it was The Silas Marin Foundation. - But that's a lie. 697 00:49:38,845 --> 00:49:42,008 You could say it was donated by Mr and Mrs Richard Eade. 698 00:49:42,226 --> 00:49:45,708 It was, you know, with a little saintly assistance. 699 00:49:47,444 --> 00:49:51,893 Shucks, ma'am. I'm darned if I ain't getting to like you better than my horse. 700 00:49:51,943 --> 00:49:56,493 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 60722

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